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# Hallo.
I should really draw more funny things and fewer disgusting things.


How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# That's pretty ace!
Is it part of a set? And yes, you should draw more funnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Yes it is, but I'm slacking off in a big way
53 different designs is gonna take a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Great colouring :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I got through a fair number of crayons, I tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Does he live in Cirencester?
And just to say, I for one don't think Moggy is a middle-aged man from Cirencester called Dave.

vrnetwork.ning.com/profile/Moggy


(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# has anyone got an email from Moggy
if so do an ip search...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Well here's her old e-mail addresss if it helps any.
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=48#/d4h4oda
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It can not use already.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
Looks like he's based in Queensland, Oz, though. Do you think he's retired out of the haulage business an emigrated?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# That was the most Australian thing I've seen since RDLI HAKKIS died.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Tis good though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Father Nurgle!
Blessings be upon us!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Is this a Warhammer reference?
If so I have no idea what you're talking about :p
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# This was one of the most-read stories on the Beeb this morning:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17274186

As a 30something "relapsed" 40Ker I'm somewhat heartened to know I'm not alone...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# learning how to completely take the piss with the rules and "ruining" it for the goons
is apparently the way to play, win in 2 minutes, and be banned from contests :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I see you're familiar with vortex grenades then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# not me, I know a dude who does comedic interpretations of rules
resulting in what appears to be illogical setups of forces that result in wins in single figure moves.

It really pisses off the guys with beards who take it seriously apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I don't think I could get into tabletop games
Always seems like a game of "I've rolled these numbers so my numbers can defeat your numbers" and the figurines are just there for decoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# The game itself is largely irrelevant
it's all about the figures
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Chorse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Must be hell putting those boots on
Nice king though
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I'm thinking he put the boots on a while back.
But now has his servant keep them shiny for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Now there's a chap who doesn't rely on hertsfordshire nhs
:D

and jolly good he is too.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Aloe vera and heather extract will clear those weeping cysts up, no bother
Who needs modern medicine with their "blind trials" and "replicable evidence"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Fuck that.
This is acers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Chaers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# disgustingly good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Chreeers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Great work!
Reminds me of this Homer Simpson lady (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha that's awful!
But thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# fantastic work :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Apple run out of scary animals...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I dunno, that rabbit looks pretty sinister to me
the cold, dead eyes of a killer....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Steve Jobby woulda loved that floofeh fucka
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I reckon Honey Badger'll be next.
Motherfucker will shit on your doorstep.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Does it have any easter eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Behind his ears
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Animal names really shouldn't be prefixed with "oh sexy"
It'll lead to a certain group of people claiming it as their own opurrating system
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# haha, I hear they're prone to the Mac-omatosis?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Let's talk time. : )
Some people said "You should not stop JJ fan!!" to me.
So I have problem. Please help me. :(
But I will ignore to "An unrelated story and too terrible joke". Sorry.
If you gave best idea for me, I'll accept draw art.
Moggy is really in trouble....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Draw a dog running down the street with a string of sausages in it's mouth
In the distance the a butcher can be seen shaking his fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Plz see theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Forget JollyJack
Forget b3ta

These are not the droids you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh look what I found:
A JollyJack fan forum
And another
And a facebook group

I may be miles off the mark here, but do you not think that these people might give slightly more of a fuck about your JollyJack obsession than we do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# ahaha
lol wut

I'm going to make my own 4 panel webcomic!

I'll show you all

then I'll get fans! yeah!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Been there, done that.


Got the T-shirt. Both of them, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Shopping comics is good, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# and just making the covers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I read this before the Saturday morning cartoon came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# They changed it to Minge-Mouthed for the cartoon
But to sweeten the deal they let me put in an extra four helmets and a free-fall cumshot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I love the theme tune. It wasn't Saturday morning without it.
"Labe, Labier, Labiest" by Simon and Garfunkel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# They recorded that for free because they were fans
I never told them I hated their guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It really is sad to see them whoring out
but hey, it's a kickass theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# LET'S COMIC!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# FUCK YES
I'd love to see the adventures of CUNT-MOUTHED CANCER PROTECTOR

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# It's out of print now following a legal dispute with Donald Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# YES!
Threadsave!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
I already join JollyJack fan forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# So go and bother them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I still bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Go and draw some shit manga or something
Don't post it here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# BTW I have question about his sig.
"JollyJack quite likes his human nature"
Is it yours? he saying about you?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Yes, you've got it exactly right
Well done, you've seen through our "thinly-veiled open hostility" ruse and deduced that we're actually in league with each other specifically to send you coded messages through the medium of board sigs.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I want to rebel against people like you.
*Loading a bullet to the gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# PUT THE GUN TO YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# *Pressed a gun in your mouth*
Do you like green pineapple?
:D Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10717534
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
#
このボード上の誰もがあなたが離れて行くだろう願って
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# The spelling mistake in the chapter that you should read
makes it all the better

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Go and eat some bad fugu you tiresome retarded utter belmqueen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# have you ever considered death?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# It's always in need of help...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kXl8LyD_JA
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It says underneath that you will accept requests.
A dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in it's mouth is my request.

If you want to stop being JollyJacks fan that is up to you. Due to your misunderstandings of the nuances of the English language, you continually seem to think his posts are veiled slights at yourself. Some undoubtedly are, though most are not and have nothing to do with you. Most of his posts have nothing to do with you being here, although you seem to think they do. I know you won't understand any of what I've just written and that's entirely the point.
Our cultures are a world apart and you're not going to understand us by talking to b3ta. We will not help. We cannot. Go away and learn some english if you're serious. Otherwise, please stop posting here.

You never post anything funny, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# an endless string of sausages
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# needs to both. advice and request.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# We're not here to give you advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Or requests, come to that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
you advice a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Okay, look at my post again, I edited it for clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# As your attorney
I advise you to draw a dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in its mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
あーそーですか、素晴らしいアドバイスありがとよ。
あんたのリクエストは一生受けないから安心しろ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I don't understand. Just like you don't seem to understand us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# And there's no reply. What a surprise.
It's like trying to reason with jelly. MODS! What will it take to stop this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# the're probably laughing their arses off and I don't blame them :)
It's like with Big Brother - the producers always make sure there is at least one complete fruit and nutjob in the house to 'mix things up a bit'. I actually think Moggy is Cr3
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was Leningrad
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# If it isn't really Japanese
I think it's drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I think it's time he or she was given their marching orders.
You can put them on ignore but it doesn't stop it affecting the rest of /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# She's just blowing smoke up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I hate cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# If it looks like a troll and acts like a troll...chances are it's a troll.
I think it's quite obvious that you are copying Jolly Jack's request threads (which are pure shit). You're a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I'm NOT stalker.
:P You're STUPID.
I'm NOT bad anything.
バーカ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I can't read Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:35, archived)
# It says "barking", but I think she means "yiffing"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# who is Bell??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Ohh

THAT Bell...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Shopping is a feeling
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# To thoroughly cleanse yourself of JollyJack
you should draw Freebase doing something amusing with non-animal characters
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# She's human.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Well how about a nice pic of Freebase
playing basketball with her?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Freddie was better with the 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# we've seen this many times
Why not post something you haven't posted here before? On second thoughts, probably best if you don't. You know. Cause of that other stuff you draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Is unpersuasive.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# a squid crawling out of your cunt and your tits are baby penises
^_____________________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I've had that dream too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear sweet donkey-raping bastard monkey zombie Jesus titty-fucking Christ on a cunting bike
to give him his full name
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Sorry. I do not know the situation well. and bored something.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# It would be nice to see something with Bartleberrys
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# The Revenge Of The Evil Stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# toats?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Foxy stoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ...seeks pig
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# for pubs, cinema and maybe more...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# You shouldn't have to rely on other people's opinions to judge your fandom.
But I have to say, your non-JJ work is a lot more bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# draw a psycho hose beast
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I love that term.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A Victorian steel magnate is furtively entering a knocking shop
He looks this way and that before going in to make sure he is not observed.

He only wants to inspect their girders.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Isn't it gone 11pm in Japan?
Go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# But is's 2.20pm in Cirencester
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I'm working now.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Oh.
In that case, mind the M25, it's backed up near South Mimms
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
It is a bit south Mimmsy today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Moggy doesn't strike me as the sleeping type.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# + spotty
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# sorry, it's a reference to popular cult BBC comedy show of th 80s, "The Young Ones"
not a slight on your facial unblemishment
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# NO-ONE TELLS ME WHAT TIME TO GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# a robot piloted by a cute kitten with an eye patch
who is trying to save the Kitten princess who is cowering with fear with her kitten attendants in the doomed Kitten Princess's Palace of Mittens which is about to be destroyed by the space cyborg kittens as a warning to the other kittens about the futility of the Royal Kitten family's resistance to the great Cyborg Kitten Empire as it tears bloodthirsty scars out of peaceful planet Kittenia on it's selfish quest to rule the universe with an iron paw.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# A rather forlorn Samurai Warrior
a little down and unhappy, who, to his surprise
enters a Balloon Shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A potato
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# an M&S potato?
That ain't just any potato.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# ohh I think good yours.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# THE CHOSEN ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# XD Thanks!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Fucking hell.
*submits 'can we get a separate board for this tirseome dogshit?' query to bugs and feature requests*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# ^ this
mind you moggy is catch 22
ignore: breathe a sigh of relief but miss all the biting replies
don't ignore: enjoy all the biting replies but be driven slowly mad by the mogsters compete batshitness
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Two people starting threads bleating OH GOD WHAT SHOULD I DRAW PLEASE TELL ME?
And then another when they've basically drawn what they want is a bit much. Fucking draw whatever. Then post it. We don't need a fucking preamble.

1pm: WHAT SHOULD I EAT TODAY THREAD
4pm: HERE'S WHAT I SHAT OUT THREAD SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW FOR THE SAME INTERMINABLE PROCESS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# If you're shitting out your lunch 3 hours later
you should probably see your doctor.

But otherwise, I concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I only ever eat Softmints and lager.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# The diet of KINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# SCURVY KINGS UNITE!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# sometimes if I eat some greasy food
the greasefarts start occuring before the expected typical 4 hours digestion period
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# these never used to be a problem
I used to do them

but then I realised I really couldn't be arsed to draw what other people wanted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I'm probably just too hungover.
Just every day, a new thread featuring essentially nothing but the words 'Johnny Fuckwad's Pencil Station!: what shall I draw in this hour?!' next to a two second scrawl of a tapir with a glass eye shouting the word 'HOIST!!!'. And then 90 minutes later picture of what you were always going to draw anyway.

Go to Covent Garden. Ask them. Draw what THEY say. At least you'll make a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I'm clearly in a bad mood.
I better go see if I can wank this out.

Thanks everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# just go for a wander about outside
and laugh at stupid outside twats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# HEH
have you seen my attempts at renditions of actual people

I'm not entirely successful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# YES! THIS! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# think of something really shit, mangafy it, then post it somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Sue Pollard being beaten to death with a Fender Stratocaster
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Oh hi Dave.
You left your Jacamo loyalty card here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I wish you'd lived in Fukishima.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Now now, that's not terribly nice
especially as there were fresh quakes just an hour ago near Yawatajuku Station, which might be easier to get to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
あんた最低だね
ちなみにその日本語間違ってる。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha ufffff
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# A pot noodle wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# the town crier of Cirencester proclaiming the shitness of your arts to one and all
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# he may look like this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# minge hat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# The minge related backstory to this hat must be explained.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Really...who gives a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# look at me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hmm what?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# something funny
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I think part of the problem may be
that you seem to think there might be other people who will take you as seriously as you seem to take yourself.
This is a mistake. Trust me I'm old.
Now bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: Notting Hill
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Space 1999 ftw
fuck it's quiet, is everyone saving themselves for JJ & Dave? been captured by Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# well I'm off to work in a minute
everybody better choose an excellent image challenge in my absence or THERE WILL BE SPANKINGS
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I'm a bit busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# 12 minutes later board explodes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ah good I was waiting for one of these...
Happy Gilmore

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# you have improved the movie
for further improvement, try a plastic sack over Adam Sandler's head
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Nicely inserted!
No, I wasn't talking to you, Hugh! *laughs too hard for too long*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Captain's 'Hog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Stardate 2012
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# BLEK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# STAR BLEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Prickly.
He really should wax.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry]

for lovers of behinds.
(woodesh, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I dont really get it, but 'Hogle' made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I have finally found the difference between the Conservatives and the BNP
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# The agency who designed the conservative logo must have been laughing their collective arses off when it got approved
"Right, draw a wavy line in illustrator, change the line style to the default messy pattern brush and send it off. We'll make it bespoke and nice when they come back with changes...:

"...its been approved?! *office lol*"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# You and I both know it will have been through eight hundred different approval processes to even get it to this state.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# "Can you make it slightly less green?"
"...and a little more, I don't know, it's got to have that...something!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# clever clever
top stuff
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha. lolitics ftw
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
#


Click for bigger (153 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Where are the beary hikers?
In other news, Happy Birthday Hairy Bikers! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

Hypnohedgehog says send Hekim all your monies!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# NO DICE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# must send, must send now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I GOT THE DICE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# YOU CAN CRAM THEM WITH WALNUTS BUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# STRUTTIN THEM DICE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# logs in to online bank
(of Nigeria)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOHEDGEHOG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# hypnohedgehog must be obeyed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# needs more squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Top spangage!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Maybe his leg has just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# i was going to use my own leg, but didn't want anyone to have an unsuppressible urge to fap while at work
this has been a public service announcement
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# but i'm at home
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# i'll make a special collection of pics just for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# go to work dambit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I'm at home
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# but i work from home
... kind of
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# *no reply*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# *feelings of emptiness and remorse*
you make me hate myself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# You make me complete.
(completely sick)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# :D YAY!!!
off to work I go... :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Have a nice day, my online friend.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I just want to step in and say that I hope neither of you gets cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# i love you
now BAN him already
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# The cancer was removed from my skull.
They said they got it all...........but I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Niet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha that is the first 'Fuck' image I have enjoyed FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# *Blushes*
Ooh ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# They will kill you... and gurn while they do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Showbiz!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Love this!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Is that Luther from The Warriors?
"It was the warriors! THEY SHOT CYRUS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# It's Chevy Chase and John Belushi

No idea where it's from, found it on a website years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I know what happens next:
www.spackler.ca/storage/fletch1653.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1297058566843
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Now there's a source pic for an afternoon bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Fuck the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# 'Ginger
has only got one ball...'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Spurt Relief
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# mmm... milfs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha... So true!
and in other news, I have just seen that it would have been 133 today.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# yay!
which one do I click
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# "A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# just answer the fucking question, Confucius
...i bet dinner conversation with him was a bit tedious :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Yo' Con -- pass the potatos!
...do not ask for the potatos, only quietly ask you body what it desires
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# It is a quote from the great man himself and means...
A man that looks for "what is" sees the world exactly as it is, recognizes the positives and the negatives, and realizes there are some things that no one can change -- especially when it comes to human nature. This person will therefore exploit the positives, try to minimize the negatives, but will always realize he CANNOT make the world bend to his will.

A man who looks for "what he thinks should be" is looking for Utopia. When he talks, the first words out of his mouth are often "In a perfect world..." He fails to realize this is NOT a perfect world (and never will be) and wastes his time and energies on futile efforts to make the world bend to HIS will and become HIS perfect paradise, all the time failing to see that no one else will agree with him 100% on what constitutes a "perfect world."

BOTTOM LINE: There's nothing wrong with trying to make the world a better place, but people who are grounded in reality will be much more successful at effecting positive change than those who have unrealistic expectations of life, this world, and the human beings in it.

* I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I knew what it meant
another great man once said,
"I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Ooh!)
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Then he grabbed his crotch and said, "E-heeeee!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
#
his a little boy's
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Out Loud Office Laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# SCIENCE! Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I love the way he's nearly a perfect clone of James Hewitt now
Charles must be fuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I thought it was James Hewitt!
Pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# it's ludicrous the family tree still shows Charles as being the father...
Harry's not even Royal in any capacity....probably why he's an ok kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# His only issue is the fact he's a Ginge!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Isn't it kind of admirable that they treat him as their own though?
Not his fault his mother was fucking someone behind her husband's back.

'course, it might be different if Wills was to die and suddenly HazMat is in direct line to the throne....

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# ^this should happen
comedy gold :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# The Andy could contest Hazza's birthright
and we could have a good old fashioned civil war!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I like this idea
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# ^this
not had one for ages, perhaps could squeeze in a crusade at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# *fears teh pedants*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I had friends arguing over what the "Y" was on the sci-fi films poster this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# excellent! It was of course Young Einstein....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# It amused me, anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I thought it was Yor Hunter From the Future!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# ...it was.
Young Einstein was the first film I could think of that was the wrong one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Ohhhh.
Do pardon my incompetence, I've only had an hour's sleep o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Sorry, you should have said if you'd wanted me to stop...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Excellent! *clicks*
your shit is good mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Click's you're shit's
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Your write!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha
friggin', 'ell i-love. iT"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Most excellent, woo!
(also, I just found out the last letter of the alphabet is 'and' - hotword.dictionary.com/ampersand/ - who knew?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# WHAT?
*deletes all alphabet posters*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# FancyTOAP :)
woo!
looks like something I would see at ffffound.com/

let me have a go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Thank you!
ffffound is nice, if not a little 'hipstery'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# yes it is, ...and membership is by invite only
however, just looking at the things does inspire
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I like to get inspiration* from there from time to tim
*Mercilessly steal and plunder
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Who is tim?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Funky mother fuckers
will not be told to go
(Sherbs, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
# excellent!
so many people make this basic fucking mistake, it pisses me right off
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
# your not the only won!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Oh, I love this.
I'm totally stealing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Now do one for:
Capitalisation matters.

"I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse"
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha!
Benny Hill did a skit on proper spoken punctuation.
things like 'what's that up in the road, ahead?'
and 'whats this thing called, love?'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha.
ROLF.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:43, archived)
# I think thats' great sir
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
No your shit!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# But...
shouldn't the comma after "punctuation" be a colon?

Answer: Yes

Oh, the ironing!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# hahah I was waiting for the inevitable fail in my punctuation.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I was scrolling down to say this as well, so
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# fix iiiiiittttt
because then it is great.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# EEET IS FEEXED.
Thank you Enzyme and Zog, I bow to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# soz
goo.gl/7qURG
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# know your mum
or know you're mum
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# like this very much
should be required reading for farmers' market signs
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Is it punctuation?
Or is it really grammar?

I like it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# I debated this, as punctuation sits within grammar...
... and this deals with the punctuation marks, I went with that. So yes it is both. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 6:32, archived)
# That....
...is truly a work of genius and a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
# stylish
I might OF known that was one of yours.
Get those printed up and make your fortune :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# You're always wasting time on that B3ta, I warned you once already...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# You're *clicked*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Cheers sir!
I'm waiting for a 'bindun'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Nah!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha, made this one a while back

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Cheers Froggy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# This is SATIRE
Quick, dirty satire.



Click for bigger (376 kb)

EDIT: for De-RIS-ification
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
*wants to play nuns and novices*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# "Never, in all my years, have I encountered such cruel and foul-minded perversity!
Have you ever considered a career in the church?"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# "And it's so nicely framed, don't you think? Which is ironic ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# True officelol
Just nearly spat my tea over the keyboard. Very well done!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# No mention of bull-buggering?
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Not before lunch, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I AM THE BABY-EATING BISHOP OF BATH AND WELLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# ... AND SO'S MY WIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# That's my mate's dad, that is.
Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# ning Ninj :)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Ning Elvis! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# ROLLERBALL!!!!
Jesus, that's a blast from the past!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I remember this at the flicks...
...it was a Double Bill with Death Race 2000.
Rollerball was an AA but Death Race was an 'X',
as I was 14 at the time I said "Can I watch Rollerball,
then come out before Death Race starts?."

They didn't let me in...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# haha
Did you return with a fake moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Hay, you mock!!
I DID put a 'fake' moustache on once to try
and get in to one using my mum's mascara!


That didn't work either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Further adventures of theo-saurus

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# This is how it happened.
Also, grey lizard is a punk rocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# He was punk before it was cool
These young upstart mammals don't understand real punk.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# you must pay for your sins
if you have already paid please ignore this notice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# haha
but it needs more magenta balls? (especially that one on the right)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# This conflicts with my religious beliefs that dinosaurs were not fluent in English.
Their first language was Norwegian.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# eat your vegetables
 



www.b3ta.com/board/10717272
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
# DID SI... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Shoot em up?
I love that film.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_iBM85h2PI
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# aim for the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
# BONUS CREDIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# STAY AFTER CLASS
DO METH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR BABY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# B3ta Carotene.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# When Carrots Attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers (going to make you guess this one)
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Is it a lightsabel handle?

disgustingly, without any reflectoporn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:54, archived)
# wayne's world?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# No sabers, denied

hello theoriginalsteve!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# howdy, Medi!

looks like I've only got 4 posts left before I hit the next milestone... I better put together a celebratory picture before I post any thing else :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# lukewarm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Fire: Walk With Me
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Revenge of the Sith Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Spinal Tap
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
# *ding*
you win cookie!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# "Well, it's one brighter, isn't it?
It's not ten. You see, most Siths, you know, will be fighting at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your sabre. Where can you go from there? Where?"

(nice detail)
(Bocboy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
# "When you need that extra push over the cliff"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Mac & Me
Either that, or Land before time 6
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
# So I Married an Axe Murderer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# The Cat In The Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Austin Powers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Breakfast at Tiffanys
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# It's a Wonderful Life?
Can you change the volume on a light saber?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# hahahaha
these lightsabers go all the way up to eleven, which is one more then ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# just dont put your dick in there
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# woo *force clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Dunno but the brass plug on the side...
c1950 giant flashbulb holder connection to a Speed Graphic.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)

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