hahaha, when I first looked at this, I thought it was something he ate :D
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:46,
archived)
I was searching for an idea on how to relax this weekendand thanks to you, I've found it.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:28,
archived)
Thinking he had yellow nipples, i had a very hard time placing the arms and shoulders...but now i realize it's a cape, so all is well, in pissbucketland
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:33,
archived)
Except that unless the bucket is heat-resistanthe's cooking his balls right now. Boiling piss ain't lukewarm you know.
(
boris the spider,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:34,
archived)
what is the boiling point of piss?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:46,
archived)
Depends how high up you areOr if you're in a pressure chamber for some weird, doubtless perverted reason
Edit: www.chacha.com/question/what-is-the-boiling-point-of-urine
I have no idea what chacha.com is, but they claim it's "slightly higher" than that of water. I'd imagine that the less water you've been drinking, the higher the boiling point is.
Also, Google now have "boiling point of urine" stored for eternity as one of my searches. I love the modern world.
(Edit: www.chacha.com/question/what-is-the-boiling-point-of-urine
I have no idea what chacha.com is, but they claim it's "slightly higher" than that of water. I'd imagine that the less water you've been drinking, the higher the boiling point is.
Also, Google now have "boiling point of urine" stored for eternity as one of my searches. I love the modern world.
boris the spider,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:49,
archived)
this all makes senseisn't chacha the dance you do when you're busting for a piss and the toilet's occupied?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 2:12,
archived)
Piss.Every piss is different, as is every mouthful of food.
(
Shlvng,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:24,
archived)
he's enjoying his bucket immensely, as should we all
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:37,
archived)
you're spoiling us :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:38,
archived)
I've thought of a way to spoil everyone all at once!to the paint.exe mobile!
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:39,
archived)
That sure is a purdy bucket o'piss
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:52,
archived)
Just don't think of girls or you'll wear that.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:33,
archived)
maybe that's exactly what he's thinking ofafter all, we can't see what complicated machinery the bucket is obscuring
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:37,
archived)
Punt buckets, like a canoe, are shit. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:43,
archived)
fucking shitty punt buckets!edit: and with that, I go sleepy time
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:56,
archived)
Woo Yeah!(this is one of the many reasons why i love this fuckin place!)
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:26,
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so relaxing, so relaxed
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:59,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Skeletons"){kind=small}
Something about 'detecting hooters' or 'look at the tubes on her' ...(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
This week's one-word challenge is Skeletons. Show us your calcium enriched structural goodness. Challenge suggested by Bourbon Fox.
(
4Q just lurking,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:08,
archived)
^ SorryMaybe I'm being too 'meta'... The machine is an airport body scanner and the monitor shows she has an unusual skeleton. And big boobs.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:17,
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Have a pee pea
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:44,
archived)
Laura Tobin vaginacastA remote possibility of some moistness down South.
I wonder which was her wettest year?
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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I wonder which was her wettest year?
Sohave you done anything at all to this picture apart from post it?
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:46,
archived)
He's done some toap at the topWhich I'm assuming is badly spelled, but that might be intentional and I just don't get it
( boris the spider,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:51,
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He's corrected the spelling, mind(Though it's still wrong in his subject. For now.)
( boris the spider,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:17,
archived)
It's a joke we don't get, it's the new generation of fun.He can't spell Laura but he can tell the difference between moist and dry.
( Shlvng,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:09,
archived)
you fucking humidist! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:20,
archived)
Laura. That is Laura.In this house we call her Moist Laura, that's because her name is Laura and she is moist. Moist Laura.
( Shlvng,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:58,
archived)
i like it....well, not the dryness, but other'n'that it's all good
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:19,
archived)
As Sarah so rightly states at www.lenazavaroni.com/a-tribute-by-sarah.html
"Lena's talent comes along once in a lifetime. She combined a great voice with a great presence, quality performances, and superior showmanship. She was one of a kind, and she is missed."
("Lena's talent comes along once in a lifetime. She combined a great voice with a great presence, quality performances, and superior showmanship. She was one of a kind, and she is missed."
4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:04,
archived)
She could have made a great comeback as an author of the best diet books tooSadly missed....
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:08,
archived)
Where is everyone, where's the mad rush... there's only you and me left....
And I'm leaving as soon asa decent game starts on landgrab.
In the meantime, that Lena site is mawkish as anything. And updated just 2 days ago:
www.lenazavaroni.com/a-tribute-by-phil.html
I'd entirely forgotten about her til your post. It's not your tribute site, is it?
(In the meantime, that Lena site is mawkish as anything. And updated just 2 days ago:
www.lenazavaroni.com/a-tribute-by-phil.html
I'd entirely forgotten about her til your post. It's not your tribute site, is it?
4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:13,
archived)
It might be ;-) I'll check it in a bit, I'm off for a shower and a well deserved sausage roll....and alcohol..
hahaha, but how?the compo hasn`t been announced yet
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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They all deleted potatoshop and gave up after seeing these:(
4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:16,
archived)
I know, I was going to post and edit it later, but on looking it is there as the challenge :-)
Haha, I'm gonna have to get the first pea in to this.
But I will make a new post entry soon.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:20,
archived)
I've got a fair number of source pics that'll work for this one.So I should get at least two or three new ones. If you make
one or two we might have one whole page by next week. [/;-D
(one or two we might have one whole page by next week. [/;-D
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27,
archived)
I want this to winI also want you to put out a fucking book. GET TO IT.
( boris the spider,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:55,
archived)
On it.It's slow going as I'd rather make new toons than do layouts and text shit.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:03,
archived)
I'm down with thatI'm currently actually type-setting a book by a famous author - whose name will remain nameless for now, but he's been dead for some time and this is entirely my own project - and fuck me but it's boring as sin. He's actually really good, if you believe the opinion of critics. This bullshit I've just spent hour upon end wading through to even get the preliminary formatting argues against it.
I've found myself building a bunch of bespoke ePub/PDF generation tools and enjoying it a lot more than the typesetting.
Anyway, typeset two pages a day and make three cartoons a day. You'll be done in no time and then the book can take up residence in my toilet, which is a high honour, I assure you.
(I've found myself building a bunch of bespoke ePub/PDF generation tools and enjoying it a lot more than the typesetting.
Anyway, typeset two pages a day and make three cartoons a day. You'll be done in no time and then the book can take up residence in my toilet, which is a high honour, I assure you.
boris the spider,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:07,
archived)
I've got over a thousand done already.About 700 were posted full or as blank+preview here.
I've made a pile of new ones to attend some classics
from those. Introduction, backstory and history of her
and her immediate family is done. And a start in on
some chapters with captions and spoiler/hints. I keep
redoing parts and reselecting. It'd be all waste if I
didn't know its getting tighter and better each go.
You'll likely understand that point in a project.
(I've made a pile of new ones to attend some classics
from those. Introduction, backstory and history of her
and her immediate family is done. And a start in on
some chapters with captions and spoiler/hints. I keep
redoing parts and reselecting. It'd be all waste if I
didn't know its getting tighter and better each go.
You'll likely understand that point in a project.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:20,
archived)
God yeahBoth at work and in anything else I'm doing. I'm working up courage to plunge headlong into a major revision of a novel I wrote in 1998, which is currently almost unreadable but which I really want to get into a publishable form - but it'll be months before I'm even at that stage.
Glad to know you're making progress :)
(Glad to know you're making progress :)
boris the spider,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:33,
archived)
£500 a nightI don't let just *anyone* take up residence.
( boris the spider,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:59,
archived)
this is one of my new favo(u)rite Tahkcalb creations PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:21,
archived)
She was rubbish.Wasn't she rubbish? I thought she was rubbish, I should know, I grew up in the 1970's. She was rubbish.
( Shlvng,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:20,
archived)
I have zero memories of her except that she was rubbish, I wanted to be Jimmy Osmond...I'm off, night night....
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:24,
archived)
I had a Jimmy Osmond mug. Justin Bieber looks like him.G'nite.
( Shlvng,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28,
archived)
She was the brightest star, you cunt, the BRIGHTEST!!!!!(
4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:35,
archived)
She was dry. A dry star. Drier than the bones she left behind.
( Shlvng,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:01,
archived)
Indeed she was rubbishHer voice would hurt my ears.
I didn't even know she was dead. I must have been washing my hair when it was announced.
(I didn't even know she was dead. I must have been washing my hair when it was announced.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:19,
archived)
Rubbish. Rubbish. Rubbish.Your hair is more important than her death.
( Shlvng,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:48,
archived)
Jordan's lost a lot of weightsince she split up with peter andre.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:32,
archived)
When she died she left £1 million in her will...... in Luncheon Vouchers.
( Flash_Bastard,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:44,
archived)
(Teddy) bear baiting
Click for bigger (239 kb)
little known fact: Goldilocks wore a wig.
Cor, she can sleep in MY bed after gobbling down my hot substances, etc
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:46,
archived)
nobody asks why mummy n daddy bear sleep in different bedsIt's all about her..
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:52,
archived)
I'll leave this here before the thread rush of the new challenge.....
I reinstalled it today, and I can't even figure what half the suits are for, never mind how to use them....
An old version was on my first pc running windows 95, I only managed to do anything with by following the tutorial step by step!
I`ll have to take your word for thatfunny though
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:05,
archived)
meanwhile, in a parallelly paralleler universe
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:36,
archived)
It's a piece of piss.Which aspect is giving you problems?
edit: seriously, I worked with corel draw for more than 6 years.
(edit: seriously, I worked with corel draw for more than 6 years.
4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:12,
archived)
All of it except the bit that is their version of basic photo shop!Don't worry about it, it was just an old copy I stuck on to look at something out of interest, I'll stick with the programs I know and have for flash photoshop, animations and vectors,
I know it's a great program but just too different to what I am used to working with :-)
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:16,
archived)
I know it's a great program but just too different to what I am used to working with :-)
Ok.I don't post much here these days, put often pop in for a lurk.
If you ever have a specific question about it, gaz me and I'll get back to you eventually.
Once you've got your head around it, it's a great programme.
If you're comfortable with potatoshop, then 'draw' is prolly the part of the corel suite that would be of most use to you.
(If you ever have a specific question about it, gaz me and I'll get back to you eventually.
Once you've got your head around it, it's a great programme.
If you're comfortable with potatoshop, then 'draw' is prolly the part of the corel suite that would be of most use to you.
4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:23,
archived)
Thanks very much for that :-)But I'll stick to Photoshop imageready and flash, I can actually use them with no problem!
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:25,
archived)
Well the offer's open if you change your mind.I haven't used a recent version of flash, but last time I looked Corel Draw pissed all over it for vector capability and usability.
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:28,
archived)
Cheers, I fully believe you, but for what I use it for I'll stick with what I know :-)
plus he's addicted to strip clubstrufax
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:21,
archived)
i'm super serialhe frequents strip clubs, alot
which is fine, if you're sleazy or a cripple, or both
also, i'm making a new multi-jape;
www.b3ta.com/links/Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooliiieeeeeeeeeendo
spotify:track:1Fn5UZgnnTuTFij1p9zTaq (Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) by Prodigy)
(which is fine, if you're sleazy or a cripple, or both
also, i'm making a new multi-jape;
www.b3ta.com/links/Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooliiieeeeeeeeeendo
spotify:track:1Fn5UZgnnTuTFij1p9zTaq (Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) by Prodigy)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:35,
archived)
Yay,good stuff... you have the most visitors you've ever had at the moment ;-)I have no spotify I'm afraid..
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:42,
archived)
i loved coral draw before it went all X'd up
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:17,
archived)
I have version 12 on disc I think it's 12 anyway, but I never bother putting it on because I could never figure it out,Today I found an old version of 5 that I just stuck on out of interest, and it just flumaxed me completely! I'v never learnt it and have never been able to figure out what some of the suits are actually even for!
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:23,
archived)
Corel did some OK stuff.But it's been many a moon since I used any of it.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:29,
archived)
I'm not knocking what it can do or how good it is....It's just got bits that I don't even know what they actually are, and I'v never been bothered to figure it out, I always seem to stick it on, and then go "What the fuck!" and go back to photoshop ;-)
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:36,
archived)
I only ever use the 30% of Photoshop I require.The rest is a complete fucking mystery.
And I used to use Studio Max for a living, but never grasped more than about 5% of it.
(And I used to use Studio Max for a living, but never grasped more than about 5% of it.
Captain Howdy,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:41,
archived)
I can use all the bits in it I need to, there are some strange buttons in imageready, like the record buttonsthat are a bit of a mystery...
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:45,
archived)
Reminds me of this Possibly the best Weebl & Bob ever!
* Watch to the end, it's worth it...
(* Watch to the end, it's worth it...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:43,
archived)
Hahaha, that reminded me that my left and right speakers are still the wrong way round...
I used CorelDRAW back in 1994, I remember wishing at the time that it was more like Deluxe Paint :|
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:50,
archived)
It was on my first pc,I remeber being so glad when I got porn stuck all over it and it filled with porn virus, and the only cure was format and reinstall, and thuse lossing corel and getting a copy of photoshop instead....
If you are wondering how long it took me to get porn stuck all over my pc and it breaking, it was 2 or 3 days on line ;-(
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:02,
archived)
If you are wondering how long it took me to get porn stuck all over my pc and it breaking, it was 2 or 3 days on line ;-(
Been usin Corel Draw since version 3and it's fucking ace and it wazzes all over Adobe Illustrator. Comparing it to Photoshop is pointless. One's vector, the other is raster.
(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 2:09,
archived)
I loved CorelDraw 9 & 10Lovely combination of vector and raster manipulation.
( joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:08,
archived)
Watch it, sheeple, watch it... watch it.... watch it.... what shit... what shit....
One time I discovered that someone liked something I didn'tyeah, I know
X-Factor is good though, because it allows you to feel superior over those who enjoy it, how dare they. They should watch Total Recall on a loop, like me.
(X-Factor is good though, because it allows you to feel superior over those who enjoy it, how dare they. They should watch Total Recall on a loop, like me.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:54,
archived)
But they use the power of advertising to force you against your will!
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:02,
archived)
we all know it's mindnumbing garbage, as is most entertainment; internet, music, film, games, javierlsYou might say that anything that distracts you from politics is infact your own death.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:05,
archived)
Can't stand it myself and have only seen 5 minute of it, or the other showa that are the same,But I can see why it's popular....
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:06,
archived)
IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTETesco value - it's being got rid of - say goodbye one last time.
Jokes about the 1990s. We didn't have the internet or Photoshop to do it right back then.
New uses for lightsabers.
One word challenge - Skeletons.
(Jokes about the 1990s. We didn't have the internet or Photoshop to do it right back then.
New uses for lightsabers.
One word challenge - Skeletons.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:36,
archived)
Jokes about the 1990sLets me pimp this again - poem to 1998
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PuGOh_y-3c
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PuGOh_y-3c
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:44,
archived)
hahahawine bottles up girls vaginas o_O
also I don't know one joke about the 1990's
(also I don't know one joke about the 1990's
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:49,
archived)
I was born in 1991, so there's one joke. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:54,
archived)
frankly, ^ thisAlthough from Rob's point of view I can see that
A) It could be seen as massively self indulgent
B) We'll do it anyway
(A) It could be seen as massively self indulgent
B) We'll do it anyway
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:50,
archived)
and probablyC) He just doesn't want us to
which is a shame because I was looking forward to a week of reprinting these :(
(which is a shame because I was looking forward to a week of reprinting these :(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:58,
archived)
i don't like any of theseweek, ruined
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:40,
archived)
I expect more from God.Perhaps you are a false God.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:41,
archived)
have you finished your homework?I said no b3ta until you've done it
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:45,
archived)
you were great in that Mel Gibson movie..Lethal Weapon 3
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:45,
archived)
a Tesco value skeleton using a lightsaber as a glow stick at a 1990's rave
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:48,
archived)
Haha, I'll click now that you've edited it in. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:29,
archived)
we really need a new challenge
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:16,
archived)
Here's a challenge
spotify:track:1Fn5UZgnnTuTFij1p9zTaq (Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) by Prodigy)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:19,
archived)
Rutger Hauer's finest performance since Platoon (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:24,
archived)
I went for "drink juice"because it looked under-appreciated.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:32,
archived)
Every day that passes without a teaser or trailer makes me worry more for that film:(
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:25,
archived)
it bodes not well Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:28,
archived)
hey I'm just a concerned citizencan't think of a film I've wanted to be good as much as this.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:29,
archived)
It'll be sweeter than Uncle Ump's Umpty Candy.It must be sweeter..
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:34,
archived)
Bugger I thoght this was the new challenge vote for a mo :(spams this again
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:31,
archived)
Just in Time For Easter
Check out more @ www.piecomic.tumblr.com
-
Christ is such a suave cunt (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:00,
archived)
he was great in Hellraiser (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:14,
archived)
yep that's heemDID YOU ENJOY THE WOMAN!!!?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:20,
archived)
tanksi thought of it whilst perusing Brendle Brushes
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:30,
archived)
I thought Jesus didn't show up in mirrors?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:45,
archived)
He brought Lazarus back from the dead,but he couldn't bring back his hairline - what an arsehole.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:45,
archived)
Lazarus came fourth in the sack race.No winners podium for him.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:07,
archived)
hahaha I wonder what miracles would still be impressive today ?
Click for Bigger to read the fucking text
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:11,
archived)
I like this :DShe pre-empts a sandwich.
(
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:27,
archived)
i had a third of a mars bar the other dayAll I wanted to do was rest.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:46,
archived)
Very much so, but very filling as well.In other words, it's what I have for breakfast.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:24,
archived)
I never got into that gamgood goof though
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:00,
archived)
This needs to be made into a feature animation film
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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From a dis-tance, the woooorld is fuuull of fuuuck (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:23,
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because everybody knows that luke is fuhrer and lives in the death star Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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whats charlie chaplin doing in the middle there?
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:08,
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Hahaha excellent, But is Kitler meant to be Artoo or not? or is the clock meant to be Artoo,or is the clock nothing at all, or maybe the cross isn't 3Pio at all and Kitler is 3Pio, or is he meant to be nun of the above?
Answers we need answers!
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Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:21,
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Answers we need answers!
Everything has to do with star wars....How will it ever be made into a feature animation film if it has nothing to do with star wars....
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Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:28,
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively, there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, in which is an imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:31,
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And today the tempreture will be subjective and the wind will be percieved relitive to your position
oh Lordy this rules (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:56,
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Can you do me a high-res version of your comment so I can put it on a t-shirt?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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cfb nearly resulted in tea-splattered monitor!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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I think we should have a b3ta standard for which biggie to link to mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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I think this is a really good onethe manic look in the eyes is fantastic
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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I thought it was Futurama.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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HahaSomeone give him a hand...
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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there's no arm in what he's doing!edit: gets the thumbs up from me!
( skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:51,
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I don't have the time to think of a pun for thisit's easter holidays and the kids are getting under my feet
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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West side story - arms tradingthe list of possibilities is as long as my arm
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:41,
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Do you have posh balls?
Have I missed any?
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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MARBLES!!!! of course! But how posh are they?
There was a bit of a size of ball and poshness correlation for a while
(There was a bit of a size of ball and poshness correlation for a while
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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Still hanging from the branch, I'm pleased to say.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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shinty Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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Whenever I see 'Google' written, I always think it says 'Go ogle'which, let's face it, is what most people are using it for!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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you`ll have to use
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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you are the same person(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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nope- do not pass go
- do not collect £200
- do hand over that fiver
- do a crywank
(- do not collect £200
- do hand over that fiver
- do a crywank
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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aha, so this is your "comedy" account Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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my roommate at university played shintytruly a violent, thuggish game played by people with a lot of money and a public school education. it's like armed rugby without the rules
( boris the spider,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:37,
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it can get a bit hairy Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:43,
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Real tennis? And shirely wiff waff :)
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:53,
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The Ambassador's Ballwhere they serve those fererrr fererereo furraro horrible choccies.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:53,
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hockey Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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"eating trifles, eating trifles" Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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Haha damn my oikish spelling! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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You missed dartsWhat, you mean you've never played darts with balls? Pah!
(How about bowls?)
((How about bowls?)
boris the spider,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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I like how you left out the American 'sports'
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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They're all off the bottom edge of the poster
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:07,
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Billiards is a jolly good call!Pool... too ....American!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:32,
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Billiards upper class, snooker upper middle to lower, and pool just lower class I'd say ;-)For bowls I'd go, lawn is top, followed by crown green then indoor and the lowest ten pin!
(,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:45,
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Netball, Basket ball & Volley ballEdit: and Softball - you're gonna need a bigger chart :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:38,
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On that bombshell...
...and don't forget your super-smashing Easter blouses and bonnets, people :o)
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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he is 100% wanker cunt poo twatface!and i think i speak for the majority of the people in the uk! america can keep him/her/it!
( skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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Oh good grief.TO THE LIFEBOATS!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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