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# Mummy?

*Legs it!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Desmond Alan Ban Ki
That well-known pharoah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# How do you ring a pharaoh's doorbell?
Toot-and-come-in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Ouch!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# How do you break into and plunder a pharaoh's tomb?
Ram 'n' seize
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Can't say pharaoh than that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# If you thought you could, you'd be in De Nile
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# That's what my psychiatrist Ptolemy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# you should get a slap in the cheops for that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# When I see a joke this bad I normally go
Oh *sigh* RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# c'mon giza, this is gold
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# That joke absolutely sphinx
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I thot you'd say that, drunken miss imhotep
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# IMHO teh puns are getting worse.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Somehow anubis would happen
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# isis the best you can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I Ra-ther think I can do better
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# You're just never Hapi
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
# wait amunet until I think of another pun
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Akhenaten more to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I`m off to kuk my dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# oh, that is very good
as are the rest, good pun kudos all round

+10 MegaCoup[ons
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I think joefish's should win
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# drunken miss horus should win
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# YOU MAY SHARE YOUR COUPONS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# oof!
you should submit that to the Daily Mail's puzzle page (assuming there is one)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# :) Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
"Darkie-queer-chink? I don't get it"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# haha....three in a bed and the little one said
"bend over" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Tu can play dat gam
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I wonder what the real Desmond Tutu would think of this
I imagine he'd be politely bemused
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# i'll send it to him* and see


*by which I mean, I'll spin around until I chunder
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Chunder this way
www.tutu.org/contact.php
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# hmm they have an office in Roggebaai
imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# TU SUUN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# I met him once in real life
he's lovely, and had a great sense of humour

I think he'd approve
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I dunno, this one has swears

How you meat 2?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I confess, I didn't get a swear out of DT
must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Where did you meet him?

If you say it was in a dream I shall disappoint (which would be apt, but it best not have been).
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Nah I had a job where I got to meet world leaders and all that
He's a lot more fun than Kofi Annan but nowhere near as entertaining as Boris Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# O_O
Are you a member of the Galactic Federation?

Oh course if you were, you wouldn't be allowed to say.

*wink, wink..hoop, hoop, LOOP DE DOOP!*

Good juice, I love 2-2, him tho cyoot.

^_____________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I wish I was
I'm just another wage slave who sometimes gets to rub shoulders occasionally

but 22 was by far the coolest person I got to meet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# the best 2-2 ever
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaa
Soupherb :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# TU + TU = TUTUTUTUTUTTUUTUTUTUTUTTUUTUTTUTT
ROOTY TUUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# heheh... they all look very pleased
to be part of this rebus.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# in other news
the person who created this:
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59967000/jpg/_59967927_jabba1_464.jpg is up for the Turner Prize
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Fuck me
That's pretty much what we get up to at our house at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# There's some genuinely good work this year
but what in the name of Ponda Baba's severed arm is THAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I would genuinely love to see the look on JMW Turner's face if he were presented with that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# jesus, it's like he's collected 10 years output from a cattery and glued it together
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I have a contrasting opinion
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# It is a shade different.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# *rocks out*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmqkMFCFqms
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Your fellow b3tan's what?
and which fellow b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry
I have been hanging out on the talk board and they have poisoned my once happy disposition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I'm at work with a big fucking monitor
gist please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# He thinks we're are all cunts
He's probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I cut 'n' pasted it into Photoshop and rotated it a few times
I think I'm going to have to declare a complete and utter motherfucking blank on this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# sorry
feel guilty now
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
There's loads of stuff I don't get about b3ta

Usually it involves sportball or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# whack up the contrast
it's says we're cunts in very feint text
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Well I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I am a cunt in bold text
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Try sliding lower in your seat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# So better advice would be:
"Copy this image into Photoshop and whack up the Levels to see what I think of my fellow B3tan's"

I don't get the monitor tilting shit at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# It works on my laptop screen
I can see the text if I tilt it just a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I've just looked at my work (flatscreen) monitor from all angles
it doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I can see it quite clearly when looking straight at it
It only disappears for me if I stand up and look down on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I really can't see it on this monitor at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Now I look like a cunt in front of the office, peering at my monitor like some sort of fucking meerkat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# just accept the fact that you are a cunt, and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I know that
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a cunt

It's just this tilting-monitor bollocks that's fraped my gizzard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I tilted my head instead.
It worked, but now I feel cheapened and insulted by the experience. I'm thinking of writing to Watchdog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I tilted my screen and nothing happened :(
is it a compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# See above
basically you need to fuck about with the levels to see anything

and then it's something you knew already
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Or use your favourite image editor to adjust the curves
for the long-way-round approach inclined

Edit: should probably read other replies before adding reused information
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Well thank fuck you got here in time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I tilted my monitor
until it nearly fell over. No dice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Perhaps it doesn't work if you're not a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# BoJo the Clown


Little bit o' Lahdahn LOLitics
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# too intelligent and trustworthy but not as comical looking
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I didn't recognise the arsehead
but David Soul just told me to vote for Siobhan Benita, which is reason enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I only do what Paul Michael Glaser says
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Who did he advise you to vote for?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Nye Bevan
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Works for me
As an aside, I just knocked this up for facebook

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Haha!
*waits for the screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Kill it with knives!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! Christ! No, no, dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# This is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Haha
Set on Christmas Island, rather than Summerisle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha, and it burns, burns, burns...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# FENTON!
bindun?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
# always a goodie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
#
not sure that 'beautiful' is the right word in this case...
wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Bit slow on t'board today, eh?
Is it the rain? Or the REIGN OF TERROR?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I for one welcome etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# ** FEARS **
Looks like me in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# This could not have come at a better time, Doc
As I just finished this.



YAY FOR INVERTEBRATES!

I may do more of these, I may not, Wasp Box's name was just too good not to draw. :D

EDIT: Bloody processionary caterpillars! Ack! Great work though, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# :)
All yours, Wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# In my profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# \o/
*smiling lots*
You are amassing a collection, :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Indeed!
I should move them all to the top, but I'm too lazy.

I'm tempted to make your one my twizzle avatar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# It's yours, sir, do with it what you will
I don't know what Twizzle is, but it sounds vaguely vibratory.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I think that was an image challenge suggestion which never made the big leagues, to illustrate user names. :D
Nicely done! ^^

EDIT: Here it is. XD
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1491049
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Funnily enough, Fox
You are on my list. :D
Can't promise brilliance though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D I think I may have left the kind of bourbon ambiguous.
It was originally alluded to the biscuit, but I think it works just as well with the whiskey kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Foxxxxxy
Not sure what brand you had in mind, so here's something generic

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Awww, most wonderful :D
I've tried Maker's Mark, tastes relatively sweet compared to other bourbon like the bottle of Clarke's downstairs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I'm one of those disgusting non-drinkers
so I'll take your word for it.
Right, time for bed. Night kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Haha :) thanks for this, just popped it onto my profile ^^
Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# that's just nasty
hmm, time to go.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# They're coming I tell you!
Just like they did in 1951!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Nice work!
Extra points for the Dune sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
# You should hang your head in shame
that is truly painful.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I'm sorry, I thought it'd be funny now I'm just ashamed. D':
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo meet Pea.....Pea meet Compo.
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# just one left...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yay go monkey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# HAHA.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Ripe (s'cuse the pun) for a Wacky Races reboot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Everyone's favourite scary right-wing Harpy
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I bet she was quite sexeh when she was younger
in a blonde with big tits goose stepping in thigh length leather boots type of way
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# that has to be a "would have" then
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha I love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Cor!
it's like helga in 'allo 'allo

www.bestbritishtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Helga.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Haha Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# un stylo
avec intolรฉrance
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Oh my
Slams head with metal bar
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to RIS on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Her name is Marine Le Pen
She's the daughter of Jean Marie Le Pen, leader of Le Front National (kind of like the BNP but in France).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Ahh~
And now I know! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Her ear is a pencil sharpener
and her neck's a notepad
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *waits for animation*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# * joins the queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# A saaad panda
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# very clever
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I don't think many people get it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Something about looking down and whispering no.
I really should dig it out again, love that book.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Colombo Panda?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_(comics)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Filename says Rorschach
so is it something to do with his face being a symmetrical blob?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I punched a Panda in the eye once.
And nobody knew.

Bill Bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# the first word into my head here was "bisquits"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Same here
www.rathergood.com/biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# haha..nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# haven't heard that for a long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# very choosy when it comes to hats
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# 'ning, Wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# haha, "Just one more question"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Yep, that's an insta-click
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Bah
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Why is it sometimes raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# The clouds they follow me everywhere.......
feckers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# The word 'feckers' just made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# why is it always....
oh, i just can't be arsed.
nice rains, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Mind the piss Smashie!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# lully puddle effect :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
# The bluebells are loving it.
Flowery slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# they're bloody everywhere this year
them and ants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I can only think now of bluebells
being Flowery slags. I can live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Period of drought in "followed by rain" shocker
Meteorologists baffled by showers in April
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Also: Public baffled as to why water from sky does not immediately come out of tap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# "Reservoirs jealously guard their water"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# This sums it up nicely.
I'm from the South West, where the predominant source of potable water is from rivers. It's a case of I'm alright Jack here.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I'm from Birmingham...
...so most of our water comes from Wales. Whilst Welshmen still urinate, we will never run dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Nice rain and ripples
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# bit quiet innit

No.1 of a series of J-Horror gifs I've been making :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Coming to get you!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
# get your hair out of your eyes, you scruffy emo cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
# ^ Would
Ning H!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
# haha
ning mr Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# ha this one always creeps me out :D
what's it from again?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# No idea...
It was a static dolls head and I added the Blinx
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Ah ok just reminded me of something
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Far Eastern vengeful spirits kick arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# The horror..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Ohh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
#
(wankdog, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# haha
beats using a hair dryer :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:46, archived)
# It's like a mirror to my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# haha
ever been tempted to use a scrying mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I had to google that
people around here think I'm odd enough without being labelled a witch too thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I saw a black mirror in a witchcraft museum in Boscastle, Cornwall.
that was veryโ€ฆ errr... black.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
# I didn't know about that place, is only an hours drive from me
I think it would be so easy for someone to see shapes/faces etc and totally freak themselves out using one of those things alone in a dark room.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Exactly I took a photo of it and even though I'm an atheist and all it still spooked me a bit
www.cornishwitchcraft.co.uk/museum.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I find
the depth of human imagination fascinating, and not a little scary.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I'm an atheist too,
place looks interesting though with some cool curios to look at, will pay it a visit some time :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# It is really cool
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# WOO!
And *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Very cute
Reminds me of the hold-screen on our latest: vimeo.com/40857294

(who is of course the gorgeous Emma Lock from Human Centipede 2)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# wow!
cool stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# there is something genuinely creepy about j-horror
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha they certainly do screwy very well
seen some decent Korean horror lately too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
#
(wankdog, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
# i'd like to noun him right in the verb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# That's the first action-shot of a dictionary I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# That's weird, mine says "Piers Morgan"
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Mein Gott!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha nicely done Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# a badge too far
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Just needs his Advanced Genocide badge from Scouts and he'll have the full set.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# A friend of mine is currently marking essays,
and reports this gem from one of them: "Genocide isnโ€™t something people encounter on a day to day basis and there are no guidelines as to how to behave in one."
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# haha wtf! usually dying is the normal course of behaviour during a genocide
unless you are the one doing the genocide.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I'd go for "Hide", irrespective of which side I was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Of course there are.
1 Follow orders.
2 Try not to be on the losing side.
3 If it comes to a trial: You were somewhere else doing something else and anyway it was a long time ago and you were just following orders.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 1 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# This one will never crack under torture.
Fetch the hookers...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# We don't need no steenking badges!


(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Duck with a DOG MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone!!!11111
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Hallo Gorgeous! How's you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Wouldn't be wearing a swastika armband with that tunic.
NAZIFAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 1 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hai Moley!!
Nae bad, how are you my fine fellow? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Tip top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
# haha, nice work NInj
He seems a little ashamed of his 'Fix It' badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Ahem
Sorry very silly.



Click for bigger (197 kb)
(loego, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Chesney Squawks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Ha Indeed
(loego, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Silliness of this sort is good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] turtley disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Water damage?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] disappointed turtle is disappointed
peas for compo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# cheer up fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Something to do with Top Trek Stargears or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
# I bloody love this.
I'm bracing for the rash of Star Wars May the Fourth Be With You silliness so this is far more wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Is that James May?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# It is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Not trying to eVader question then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# A glorious Beltane to you, Ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Good Shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha spock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Penis helmet ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Nice one Maiden! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
# This is fantastic!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# ´Well polished =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
# "Born in May, Gay for Pay."
Its a well known fact.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
# HAHAHA, Star Cars!


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I did a Darth Vader taxi once a few years ago not sure if I still have the image
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
# I've seen it
You did it a few years before mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I can't find it now it might be on laptop.
but you're are great anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Hgngngng... these are GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
I get the feeling he'd love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Heard him on Radio 3 this morning
He really is an intelligent and interesting bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
# because thinking of killing yourself, doesn't mean you should miss out on a well balanced breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Ahhh look at all the lovely nooses
Ning toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Most important meal of the day.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Especially on death row!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Cheerios made their debut 71 years ago, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:21, archived)
# wayhey!
topicalols!
no doubt about to get pushed down the board by a filtered version of a box then ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:22, archived)
# From the Online Encyclopedia:
"In 2009, a dispute developed regarding the FDA considering Cheerios an "unapproved new drug" because of its marketing and health claims"
Gotta score me a few boxes..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
# combining drugs and munchies in to one all powerful product
genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
# The cycle never ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
# I was just waiting to see what 'benito vaselini' is going to post today...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
# fingers crossed for a length of garden twine and a set square
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:32, archived)
# I was plugging for flathead screwdriver and teabag.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
# oh man, that would be so awesome
*votes for the captain's choice*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Have a go at this while we are waiting...
Whose Leg?


No Cheating - Did you guess right?



Click 4 answer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Growr!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
# :)
That was not the reaction I was expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Stockings.
I can't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I know
because I used that very pic in a 'shop a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Did you take it to Marks and Spencers and say "Can I have a pair of Stocking like this"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Eemio's
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
# cheerio as in goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
# CheerioWorld-o's
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# I was eating these back when they were called Hipsteerios.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
# The strawberries should be black like my heart
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:11, archived)
# haha, very good
The perfect way to end your day/life.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
# It doesn't look like 'benito vaselini' is around..
So I will pop these two here so I don't push HT down the board...

Have a drink on us Una Stubbs & John Meillon.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# happy birthday nail clippers, curtain hook, and piece of the true cross
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# You're a bit late and your nail clippers look a little out of focus?
Apart from that - WooNing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# the years haven't been kind to Aunt Sally, looks like she got left out in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# :D
Guaranteed to curdle your milk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Your eyes will most likely bleed.
I'm so sorry, Leonardo.



*waits for it*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
# morning missus infatuated :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Ning! :D
Though it's 5.30pm here
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:21, archived)
# That looks a bit like.....
* resists..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Keef Richards?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
# Could be...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Hmm. It looks a lot like..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Well, in fairness, I'm posting a variety of artings not just the Niccals
but I am not displeased that my specific interest has already been duly noted. I will continue to draw different things, but fair warning, you'll see more of this character :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with having your own theme.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjXXzqXjIQ
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# I believe that is sound advice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ead3OehT91I

That was awesome by the way. I giggled and saved it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
# Class
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Why is it always Murdoc in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Er, well last night it was a girl in a soaked T shirt...
Night before it was my Greaser mechanic, night before that was a panda, night before that was Murdoc, before that a pony... I'm trying not to put too much of the guy on the board, but I did like this one. I do post other stuff??? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Im just being board-y. Think nothing of it.
I heard you have a muscle car? What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
# It's green and looks like the last of the Turbo Interceptors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Have I told you lately that I love you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:50, archived)
# \o/

EDIT: Knew I had a Falcon/Max picture somewhere..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! ACE!
This is most applicable, since my baby goes by the moniker of "Mad Maxine" :D and not surprisingly, the XB coupe that starred in Mad Max has given generations of kids boners for these models, myself included, but that would be a ladyboner. You may already know about this, but it's well worth watching and listening to the excellent song, because they spoof the Mad Max movie brilliantly and with the correct cars.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsX2dE5pVdU&feature=fvwrel
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Preaching to the converted, Milady.
The Mad Max trilogy and I are old friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:20, archived)
# You are SO getting hugged!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Now Shazz, you should know better
This is the real video to that :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKUvfbHTfA
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
EDIT: I was so sad when Jack and Diane was pulled from YouTube :( loved that so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# If I can find it,
I'll pop it on Vimeo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# \o/ WOO YAY BRAVO! Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I've a lot to owe Mad Max...
for without Mad Max, we wouldn't have HOKUTO NO KEN, the manliest anime there is, and ever will be.

Dude makes peoples' heads explode by punching them, and all other sorts of manly shit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlxxW2A28U&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Kenshiro!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Phew, I was a little worried there...
Taters, I have a 1977 Ford XC Falcon 500 hardtop (Pillarless coupe if you want to nitpick). Pic in my profile :D She's at the bottom of the page, well worth the scrolldown.

351cu, 492 hp, V8 throbbing power, has done 13.8 seconds on the quarter mile with only a change to racing tyres. Put the original Simmons wheels back on and drive home. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Thanks, but it was taters who asked?

EDIT: You bastard, you change the name and now I look like a fool (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# The second I hit POST I realised and corrected.
Delete, I'll not think less of you, sir. You're too much the gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
# No you're ok...
It would be worse if I deleted a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Just looked at the pic on your profile. Looks fookin ace! Great metallic paint, and i love the air scoop
Ive always wanted a 1970 Dodge Challenger in orange with the black R/T stripe down the side. My all time fave car.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Oh GOD YES
Now we're talking CAR PORN, my kind of deal.
Yes, Hemi Orange, super colour, only Hugger Orange in the Chevy range compares in my humble opinion. You have excellent taste! Also, my next acquisition is hopefully going to be a 1969 SS Camaro when I can afford it, then my life will be complete, and to answer your previous question, no, I'm an Aussie, where V8 cars were part of my growing up years. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Oooo - i likes a camaro, too.
I have a semi for hemi's. Love the Plymouth 'Cuda, too.
There's an annual muscle car gathering every year at the santa pod raceway that i go to. Biggest muscle car event outside america. Always makes me drool.
My dream of owning a muscle car (even a modern one - i love the new shape challengers) was scuppered when i moved to london and sold my car.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Ohhh man, you've started it now...
Well, I have the hots for the '72 Buick Riviera, the Boattail but chances of getting one of those over here are infinitessimal.

You'd look good in this, I suspect:


Yeah London isn't car friendly at all, from what I've heard, so I feel for you, BUT you aren't dead yet, there's always time. The Coupe was my 43rd birthday present to myself since no bastard had bothered getting me one before (arf!) so don't lose hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Pfft, you should drive one of these...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Is that some kind of Caddy prototype????
I love this baby... 1951 Buick Le Sabre

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# You are good
The Buick was what this drawing was based on!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# *curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Mine too.
This was my one
www.oblivion-graphics.com/home/images/dodge-Challenger-bg.jpg
I'll miss it till the day I die

Vanishing Point 4eva
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Ouuuhh Brian
She's gorgeous... yes, they have a way of finding that niche in your heart and soul, don't they? Might you find another one day? I hope you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Alas
Back in LHD NZ now. So I have this:
www.oblivion-graphics.com/home/images/supra-2009sm.jpg
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# There are some modern cars that do work for me
And that looks like one of them. Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# corr she's a beaut' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Thanks, Prodigy
I'd lose my house before I lose this car.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# First pic
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=50586
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
get some keks on man!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
# DaVin Che?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Oh man
these are all so good
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
#
Freedom for Tooting
(Hemipygous, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# YES!
You win... stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Go ahead, make my day!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 May 2012, 4:13, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:31, archived)
# Still whacking at the traditional art I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:47, archived)
# trying
putting in some Real Artz time before I get back to print making. I'm still so shit at art but i figure i'll improve faster by working in a medium that doesn't take a couple days to produce a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 May 2012, 5:01, archived)
# I hear you on the time bit.
I have always been envious of those who can draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 5:10, archived)
# It's sometimes difficult to find the time.
I gave up painting not long after our oldest was born as you just don't get time to set-up, paint and pack down in the evenings with the kids around.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 May 2012, 5:48, archived)
# Electric fencing or a studio.
There is also the trick of using a wardrobe. Works for
pet owning painters too. As fur gets everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 6:01, archived)
# Turning paper into mountains.
What more could they ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:53, archived)
# crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 1 May 2012, 7:36, archived)
# ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# I rather like this
Haven't drawn with conte for a long time, nor charcoal, just the occasional foray into 4B pencil, usually when I'm stuck in traffic or waiting for someone (pays to keep a small sketchpad in your backpack).

Lovely work, beautifully loose and yet nicely defined, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 7:43, archived)
# Makes an excellent horror face
looking at it sideways :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:53, archived)
# There it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:57, archived)
# Italians have a predisposition towards organised crime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:59, archived)
#
www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index143.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:06, archived)
# IT'S ALL OFF THE CHARTS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:05, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:41, archived)
# This data is old.
Ceramics have gone way down since then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:56, archived)
# It's the soil. The queers have sucked all the silicates off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:59, archived)
# Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 May 2012, 5:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 May 2012, 5:04, archived)
# =))
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 May 2012, 6:51, archived)
# Were fucking shitty magnets not involved as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 6:27, archived)
# No doubt used extensively in the equipment for extraction, sorting and harvesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 6:42, archived)
# HAH!
took me a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 May 2012, 4:16, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

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