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# internet man!!
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(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Terrible bullying :(
Wonderful style :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# thanks!
and happytoast - hes got a portable shaver so he can shave and play WOW at the same time.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# All the nerdy kids are playing Star Wars: The Old Republic, these days.
The last time I saw anyone playing WoW, Dalaran was a ghost town.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I thought the star wars one tanked?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Quite posibly, but all the MMO players I know run around with lightsabers.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# since when does happytoast shave?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# 1923
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# wtf ?
hehehe
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# facial hair length is too consistent
suggests they actually shave once in a while
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
#
they
we
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Moggy?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# You stole my line!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hai Dave
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Love the smirk!
AAU
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# 07734 (hello)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Hi Walrus Man
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# a-t-o-m-i-c
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# interatomic planetary
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Multipenis-straw! New for Multipenises!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# good lord
its like the mutant offspring of geof darrow and s clay wilson

very nice
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# he's a
cunt he is
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# nice pic!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Internet man is unnerving
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# The beast with a thousand chins!!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# haha wow
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# he shall bud from his many necksticles
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# I have a new name for you: Mrs Goggins.
No special reason
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# But I love Paddington Bear....
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Paddington, however, does not reciprocate
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# How do you know, he could be skilled at math
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I've heard rumours that there are pictures of female boobs circulating on the internet
is this true?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# I dunno...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Then you are of little use to me
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# wtf?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# You catch on quick.
Grasshopper
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# If I could read Japanese I might agree with you.
EDIT: OK, tranlsated it. Nope, still don't get it.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Japanese are correct; Japan wins!!

They win the Yiffy Cup™
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Make a helicopter by someone if you die.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Are we back to the feeble death threats?
Or are you interested in my fine selection of helicopters, and would like to purchase one before I die?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I'd like to see your chopper!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# It's just a Reuters article in Japanese about copter cat
nothing contentious about it at all, pretty much just states that copter cat exists.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I'm just finding Dave's dedication to boring us all stiff with his/her opinions of coptercat a little bewildering.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I thought you were b&
The information contained herein does not constitute a distribution, an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy any securities in any jurisdiction in which such distribution or offer is not authorised.
In particular, the information herein is not for distribution and does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of any offer to buy any securities.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I read that, and then I still copied it.
lol.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# cgloas;dr
Or; "Couldn't give less of a shit; didn't read".
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I fixed link. You should read them.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Hi Dave. I read them.
And you're all batshit mental.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# that's exactly what a batshit mental person would say
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# DCH is not true art :P
You are mental.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# The opinions of those who are batshit mental don't count.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Your opinion is meaningless.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oh yes. I know, I'm more batshit mental than most.
But yours is meaningless as well.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# And yours is....?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Ooooooooh.
Handbags.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# This just made me do a giggle
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Oh. I think you'll find you are.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# ^That exactly.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I eat whale; this is nice but useless
Google translate: Bringing people closer together
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Level mosaic process!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# O.K., now that is funny.
XDTHANKS!XD
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I hate you!! :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# *hugs*
*feels*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Go away. D:
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# nice sig XD XD XD
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# You are not an appropriate for my friendlist.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Yes, I am!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# It will be Dutch, but would be an artist, can not forgive.
Why helicopters?
What cut hands stretched out?
This is work?
Nothing other than blasphemy.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# my bad,
I didn't realise countries where underage rape cartoons are considered an art form suddenly had the moral high ground
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# You do not have an appropriate answer.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# THE IRONY! IT HURTS
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Then don't drop the irony onto your footy.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# It wasn't me that dropped it
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Yawn.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# We know the helicopter cat annoys you.
We keep posting it BECAUSE it annoys you, you crazy perverted japanese bunny botherer.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Your art are most disgusting. Uncute.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Thanks!!! XD
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# broken pict.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I fixed pic. You should read it.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# !!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Pretty lady covered in ketchup.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Again? So soon?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# If there is no such a thing should be able to normally.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# My thoughts entirely
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# are you really?
Helicopter of my cat, this can not believe that it is one of the most alarming yet seen in this site
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Change your mind.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I try to keep it
think of the baby insects :(
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# and now I'm thinking nyancopter
:o
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Japanese never accept such stuff.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:22, archived)
# everywhere has something that someone never accept
hmm, if all the things that were not acceptable somewhere were put into one artwork. the artist would never be forgotten.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# DCH is not great. :(
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# DCH ?
what is?

never heard DCH
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I imagine it stands for Dead Helicopter Cat.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# oh
sounds like the name of some american punk band
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# When I was in New York, there was a shop called Yellow Rat Bastard
So I wouldn't put Dead Helicopter Cat past 'em. :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# You made Dead Cat Helicopter stupid art
What are you kidding?
You should not come to like Japanese art and comics.
Do not be decorated with a picture of Japan in your room wall.
Annoying.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# something has mistranslated.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# fixed
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Actually I want to do my own story with a cat
this cat seeks revenge against the alien cyborg cats.

I'm just too crap to draw it.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# The cat want to restful sleep.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# this is a different cat.
I can't think how to make it look.

It can't be too cute or look like a furry, I think it may be technically beyond me. oh well, probably just end up another generic story.


(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Please leave the cat alone.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# I'm not doing anything to the cat.
you are not translating.

This is a story about a different cat.

This is a story that a friend and I came up with several months ago.

It has nothing to do with the flying cat.


(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I confusing by Your story.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I confusing everyone.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# sorry I'm late *ahem*
fuck off you pointless unfunny beakering pretend japanese anime tentacle rape child nonce fartwank shitcunt.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# You do not have an appropriate answer.
Read this thread.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# stick it up your cockend and shit out a jedi
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# yeah, toap is well LOL!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Dance :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# That may be popular in Germany.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# SEXY TIEMS!!!!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
        .-.
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.-'-'-.
/`) . (`\
/ /|.-'-.|\ \
\ \| (_) |/ / .-""-.
\_\'-.-'/_/ /[] _ _\
/_/ \_/ \_\ _|_o_LII|_ ----beep boop he's dead jim LOL!
|'._.'| / | ==== | \
| | | |_| ==== |_|
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(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ffs
ignore
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Hi!
I thought you were gone! I'm so glad to see you're back! Now I can ask you very politely to piss off! You evidently hate this website and all of us on it since you've said four or five times now that you'll never post here again! So please listen to yourself and for the love of a God your posts increasingly convince me doesn't exist, never darken our website again!

Thank you!!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I still not accept DCH
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Level mosaic process
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The old ones are the best.*.

*Sometimes. And, no, I don't own any Apple products.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Darn thing's crashed again!
I like this.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I'm on Windows 95
what's this new XP thing then?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Chuggaboom go bang.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I heard that in my head to the tune of "Take a Chance on Me"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Works for me.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That car looks embarrassed
(and not without good reason)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# "It's the crankshaft".
"It's... err... flat".
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Inspired by the old e-mail meme of the Windows car?
Including my favourite: "The airbag will ask, 'Are you sure?' before going off."
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# go on ask him Jeremy


(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck Jezzer!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
i'm imaging paxman dressed in a mexican wrestling uniform smacking 10 shades of shit out of osborne...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# The current Government all have such very punchable faces.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# It's about time Eastwood and Connery were in the same film.....
must come up with a title.....
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# It'd be something really cool like "The Gentleman's Club"
and it'd be a group of gangsters in the prohibition days at war with a rival operation.

Or something.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# "Overdogs"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# BATMAN
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Gran Finger.
No, wait, that's something else..
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# needs more reflection
or not...i don't care
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Where's Beale Been?
It's been a worrying time for friends and family of Ian Beale. He hasn't been seen in Albert Square for weeks, but luckily, eagle-eyed members of the public have been vigilant enough to snap him in various places across the UK. Together we will track him down and bring him home to safety. Have you seen Ian Beale anywhere on his travels?



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(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# The date on your time machine is wrong*.
But other than that, I rather enjoyed this.

* Oct. 21st 2015
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah, it's in reaction to the hoax yesterday. Beale was allegedly behind it! The little ginger bastard!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# 04:29
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# beales a cunt
nice images
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# great scott!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# I don't understand the television jokes...
...but I defend your right to post it.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
# WHO IS YOUR MASTER?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# wahey :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# religious art

is very interesting
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Get out of the way, stupid gate!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# foolish gate! you are in error! please remove yourself gate!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# The group on stage
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# am I looking through a
zoom lens

nice
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# *seasicks*
Nicely done. Very effective.
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# The pope.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# rob?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Good afternoon, my little imaginary internet friends.
It's a lovely day!
Well, it is now. It was fucking shit earlier.

At least I know my favourite comfy vintage shoes have a hole in them now.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Summertime!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hang on, 'imaginary'?? *sudden existential crisis*
Woo to piccy, floods in summer are most unfair
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# you got floods?
I've been melting in this bloody sunny weather, with no rain to cool things down :(
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# It's been really dark, but really hot here in Manchester.
Keeps trying to absolutely chuck it down, but can't seem to manage.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# ^this^
fucking sweltering
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hot, humid and nary a breeze to speak of.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# there's a breeze where I am, but it's still hot enough to short-circuit my brain, I've been absolutely useless all day
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# gloomy at the mo'

hopefully thunder :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# It's been super hot all day here
and I haven't strayed to far from the fan
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# how the fuck does it not flood up here?...pisses down 350 days of the year
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# DRAINAGE.
I live in a watermeadow - and fingers crossed I've never had a problem.
It's all in the drainage, see. If it's got somewhere to go that isn't your front door, that's where it will go.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I think we've made miles of underground drainage pipes that lead all the way down south
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# women
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Crikey!
Don't fancy yours, much.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Even with the bonus side face opening?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# if she's got a pair of those on her cheeks, the doors could blow you off!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# err...yep, still would
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Coo
Very Dali-esque
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha yep!
love those sunglasses :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I'm disturbed at how familiar this looks.
It's like one of the mass-production EVAs in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Sort of.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# That's one hell of an underbite
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# ...eyes are the windows to the soul
and cheeks are the doors to the wisdom teefs
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# jesus!
i still would. right in her side door.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Stage one complete...

messing about with after effects :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# always annoyed me how AE added noise to static areas of animations
I take it this is a current AE and they still haven't fixed it?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# cs4, the others don't run on 32bit windows (i think)
i think the noise looks ok, it makes the machine look like it's chugging away :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# yeah, it's good if you want it that way :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Well now, he looks mighty pleased with himself....
he looks mighty pleased with himself....:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# The legends foretold
HE SHALL RETURN, AND WITH NEW PARTS AND THINGS
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# That's quite the menstrual flow.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# "This time next year, we'll be rock stars!"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# YAY!
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Dave, I'm Gonna Leave You.
Hats Off To (Del) Trotter.
Stairway To Peckham.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# yoop !
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# scribbling on a business card
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Crikey. That's some intricate scribbling....
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Top scribbling.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# do you see patterns
in number sequences
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# tennuis
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I like this
and I've clicked that little button to prove it
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# it's very 'old b3ta' isn't it :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Precisely.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# classic
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
#

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Haha!
This could get ugly
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Makes a nice change from Ping Pong Balls..
p.s. she has some effective spin on those balls.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# quite
brilliant
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# :D
good stuff.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very nice.
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Whoa....do like.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ace.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# computer rebuilt to a point of shoppery :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Coolio.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I fnarred
Top joke
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Some time in the next few days I might stop giggling at this.
Possibly.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# arf!
have a similar pearoast of mine
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
#
That is awesome. :)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)
#

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# hitler wank sounds like fun
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Urban Dictionary:
The art and act of wanking in the shower as you lean forward with your non-jerking arm against the wall of the shower forming a "nazi salute" usually resting your head against said arm while you bash the bishop.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# The 'Stalin'...
...is where you have an outstretched arm holding the knob of a door that can't be locked.

Like a cross between a 'danger' and a 'Hitler'.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Leave the door wide open.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I tried t find out what the hoover one was...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Hang on, isn't this...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha...
'Hitler'
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# a good way to spend his time
i'm off, 'bye!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# see ya
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# A dike crosses the rock right to left.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Soapy Tit Wank is the dike below the Hoser Crack.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# :D
*chalks hands*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Holy fuckeration!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Eeep!
:D

Sorry to post on top of you...

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Oh tish...
...I love it when you're on top ;)

:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I hope she's had her shots
and has got a flea collar on...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Puts on 3D glasses!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I remember 'im :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# n00bmaster!
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# shit, i remember that guy
when was that?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# :D
forgot about him
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# heh heh
ring a ding
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Ha.
Nice.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Haha!
She's going out for a poo.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# It's coming.....
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)
# nomnomnom

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Look what the cat dragged in...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# good
chop
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# VIOLENCE
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# aw...
how romantic!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# :-) Joe and Petunia!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# i feel sorry for them
it's their honeymoon, yet they both seem unhappy
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# their marriage is already on the rocks
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# brilliant
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# madness
pure madness
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# harsh but fair
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Keep shooting.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Deal!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# if he came out of my khazi, I'd shite on him
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# it's just what he deserves
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# haha -he's lifted his
last lid...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# He looks a little flushed...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# He's gonna need more ammo.
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
tis funny
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Wey eye man....
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I'M BLIND GEOFF MAN!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Any excuse to repost this.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Google is failing me here :-)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# wonders of the universe
in stores now
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Make it so!
Make it SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I have to pee.
Look I've got girl boobies
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake...
Stewie, can I take this fucking headband off?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Tits!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# they all look on one
but crusher looks like she's tripping her box off and has decided to kill all of the others after a lengthy torture session
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# how cheery!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# haha - with Data
on the holodecks behind him.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Wonderbase
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I bet he's got the voice of an angel...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ebonny lad and ivory ?
burp !
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] new from ann summers
"I love my spacechopperTM "
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Mr. Hoppy!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I never done it. I only said I did it so they'd take me bellend out the chilli sauce!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Filth!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# i put myself forward as product tester
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha, I actually saw one of those in a sex catalogue, but without the slilly face on it..
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# the silly face was on the woman using it, i'd imagine
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I seem to recall there was both a man and a woman stood at the side of it....
With the caption " for his or her pleasure!" I was shocked when I saw it, but when desribing it to a freind I said "I'd ride that bad boy round the living room all night!" ;-)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# hahahha!
yeah, or until it got a puncture!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I'd be hopping mad if it did!
Just imagine if it became a new mode of popular transport, and eveyone hopped around the shops on one completely naked ;-)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# you couldn't be completely naked, you'd need some kind of support
or even a mildly vigorous bounce could lead to a sprained boob
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# They'd be flailling around taking peoples eyes out!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# mine are a bit too low-hanging for that
i suppose i could blind a midget
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# The further down they hang.....
The further up they bounce on the recoil!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# haha - just stick some kind of orifice at the back
and you could double its appeal.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# she's already got an orifice at the back
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# yes! I'll call it spaceclopper
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Please demonstrate.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# no way I'm sitting on that, dude
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Not you!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# haha
nice eyebrow/tongue action!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ta :)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Crikey!
:D

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# would sell
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# made this and didn't know what else to do with it...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# max headroom on acid
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# lord luken and sherrgarr
4 eva in r harts
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Reminds me of

Edit: I could go on about threadwasting, but seeing as /board is quiet I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# haha god love vic reeves :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ha - I didn't even recognise him
with those teeth.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# i suggest caviar twat gives that face back to whoever he stole it from
and stop eating caviar. seriously, that's some nasty shit.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Zaphod was not the same after the cosmetic surgery
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# that looks like a bizarre cloning experiment involving a gameshow host
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# At the time I posted it, the consensus was Jedward.
Jedward would make an interesting Zaphod, they have the right attitude.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# yes, but does zaphod eat crayons?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# wow - that makes my eyes go
funny...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# You fucking love it when your eyes go funny!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# aaaarrgh!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Hi Zaphod!
He looks splendid in his captain Birdseye blazer
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Kunt and the Gang's cloning went horribly wrong
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Look for icon that looks like a rubbish bin.
Drop picture inside...empty trash.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# i'm glad you chose to share this with us
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)

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