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...and this is me...

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)

nice job

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)

Delivering propane and propane accessories is the best job...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)

and how!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)

That looks ideal for transporting propane and propane accessories..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)

Yup!

If anyone needs any propane or propane accessories transporting, I'm your man.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)

Here's one I did a while ago

At work.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)

Peering in through the venetian blinds..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)

I like to travel back in time to a few weeks ago and watch myself and wank.

Hey, it's my thing

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:26, archived)

Niftty trick, I record myself on my web cam a watch it the next day.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)

Naw, I'm just kidding, my time machine only goes forwards.

Actually, I have an identical twin, so I just watch him and wank

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)

looks nothing like me

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)

It continues below the table, where the resemblance is uncanny

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:39, archived)

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)

-drool points-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)

Grand stuff!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)

Exactly how I imagined you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)

x axles or y axles?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)

which generator did you use?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)

Just updating my portrait's css...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)

I vaguely understand what this is going on about and it's rather clever.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)

~~I vaguely understand what this is going on about and it's rather clever.~~
This is ridiculously clever and I haven't a clue what it's on about.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)

soul: #000000

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)

I bet you're good em bed.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:07, archived)

<woo>

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:23, archived)

<woo>Yay!</woo>

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)

error

unrecognized command 'colour'
blowing up in 3...
2...
1...

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)

One day I will make

a code-based joke without any errors in it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)

/&css=y

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:53, archived)

Cor! Clever.

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Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)

Eat my meat

This picture is dedicated to Tab Cunter and his love of my manmeat. It took a lot of skill, this, so I should win the compo, if not the entire internet.

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:17, archived)

The stink of /links is on you

Begone, foul dogmeat in puff pastry

;)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:13, archived)

worthy winners, for sure.

cock crucifix in particular has been overlooked for far too long!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)

Congratulations indeed!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)

this is a cockaward moment

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)

I endorse this well deserved recognition

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)

I'd like to thank the following:

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!
monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon
Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator
Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas
Cockweasle .co.uk
Smallbrainfield
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
Drimble.
Rotating Wobbly Hat We're going to make airplanes out of beef.
prodigy69
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day
mofaha when sitting down
Q4nobody.co.uk
Christian's Bolt and Ski
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10
Captain Howdy
Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW
Butters All aboard the electric jug!
RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil
Steppenwilf wir glauben an nichts
Drunken Miss Muffet Excommunicated to death by a million popes
Whato_Jeeves
PedroHin let me tell you about my burnt toast debacle
boris the spider
Rapitinui has problems too, just like you
sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker
Sherberts Leaf
gronkpan Paint the penis the mustard, Laugh at him.
Wobbly Bloke
cowcat has just painted his penis with mustard.
(|Dekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet)
rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching
mediocre Official Inventor of the 2012 Olympics
WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual
Tribs nicked Gruffi's wallet on
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot
4Q Official Sex Pest of the 2012 Paralympics
Faceburger in the face.
benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw
E Dubya
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts
mictoboy
chopchopchopchop
Mr. Oleary when in rome, ...
herman:D
Gruffi Savalas Oi! Tits first! I'm not a slag.
planearm
maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs
Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped
bruised_blood has no bruises
- D - Let it Beard
zog why change it now?
Puromycin will be toilet-trained on
Smash Monkey really wants to play zomball
Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS
BIG FACE superstition brings bad luck
Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious.
The magic of chutney in a state of "not"
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace
@c.
Scoopzilla www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking
hexachordal la la la la la
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks
hanke murphy, I'm a mess
Bee Nice
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to
postbear
enceladus
The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom.
ham o' shatner tiberius beastie
SkUG _O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow
Van Da Graph bring on the sparrow carcasses
Michael Ellis "Today's hair cut", fire into the pubic hair
HappyToast had another cup of tea on
2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid,
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino
The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com
Willmot laid a scotch egg
Bourbon Fox I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS!
discomeats Waste Trolling like a Windrammer! YEAH!
BorisKarloff slept well last night
Professor Kenny Martin is no longer a FUHL
Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate...
HEKIM flicks cluff
A Vagabond has been lying on it for half an hour
Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder
The Silent Channel I sort out threesomes (5 letters)
Barbarossa likes the carrot on,
Mu Boxes are people too
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll
drbroon drbroon.co.uk
augsav the Jeremy Beadle of the internet

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)

Woo me!

:D
I like bacon :D
*cough cougn ninja*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)

OK. I'll pass on your thanks next time I see them.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:21, archived)

*ninja*ninja*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)

What utter lies, I WAS BLOSSOM!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:26, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)

You're welcome.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)

If I missed anyone else, I'm really sorry...they're playing the music now, so I have to get off the stage. o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)

what do i have to do to get recognition around here?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)

...and you are?........

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)

and all this time i thought i was one of the popular kids round here

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)

O.K., I'll add you to the list.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)

this ^

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)

^cough

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)

the atomic club

do we get a badge ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)

I shall wear it with pride

underneath a few layers of thick clothing

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)

Hells yeah

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)

tl:dr*

*other than checking I was in the list, obviously.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)

I never forget a llort.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)

Especially you...and Valin... o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)

I can't remember everybody.

Thanks to all the clicky lurkers too!!! \o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)

late to the party :)

cheers 'tomic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)

and me... Thanks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:22, archived)

I like the sheep in his top pocket...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)

I totally voted for you.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)

Warning: not all dogs like frisbees

I took my friend's dog out for a walk in the local park, brought the frisbee but he seemed more interested in eating my face off ZOMG!

(CrackCol2.0, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)

christ, that's going to leave a mark

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)

That dog takes its sport pretty seriously -

it's wearing sweatbands. And ouch!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)

ouch

and welcome

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)

thanks

Can I pull up a kitten?

(CrackCol2.0, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)

no propellers?

cat technology is advancing frighteningly fast

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)

mag-lev cats are the way of the future.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)

Tim Wheeler?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)

flying dogs are the worst kind

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:13, archived)

Came up with an idea for a band called Kamikaze bicycle

Someone gave this as an album cover

Yes I know it's disgusting as it took me 5 mins to do! So what would your album cover be like?

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)

A Japanese biker, like the ones in Akira, with a live grenade in his mouth, breaking the speed limit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)

full seam ahead!

Gordon, is that you?

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)

Thats a motorcycle, not a bicycle

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)

Monocycle?

It's only got one wheel.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)

and the sea's far too shallow off Beachy Head

for a battleship of that draught...

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)

and its too brown

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)

and as for boatfonts...

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)

there's something

nasty in the bike-shed!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)

Maybe they should ask

Kamikaze Ground Crew ?

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tubaman, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)

*click*

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)

*finger bums*

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)

haha very good

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)

taaaaaaaaaaa

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:12, archived)

Hahahaha!

I found this in my b3tards files earlier by coincidence:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)

needs moar cher

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:13, archived)

well done

that man.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)

\o/

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)

hahaha

That goes on just the right amount of too long!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:36, archived)

timing is everything :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)

spot on

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:17, archived)

I admit that I am tesco value

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)

I bet you taste salty.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)

Woah! I've been mispronouncing your username in my head all this time

have a click though

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)

cheers, I take it you've been thinking "shanter"

you're not alone, rob misspelled it so in the newsletter

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)

Got it in one

My apologies Mr O'Shatner. Rest assured it will never happen again.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)

Ha-ha! Best of the day, and probably the whole week.

Top banana!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)

*doffs cap*

also, cheers to the fp guy in the sky :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)

Ha! Ha!

Furious Fleet-meat!
Furious flea, mate?
Flee! Furry feet.....er, bye.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)

Absolutely-spot-on-perfect.

I love his awkward look-about at the end.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:50, archived)

Brilliant!!!!!

*cleeeek* :D

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Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)

Hamtastic!

I especially like the little to-camera glance at the end

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)

Maybe followed by a shot of Regula I so the echoed "HHHHAAAAAAAMMMMM" is implied? *click* anyway

(NorwegianLube Erm..., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

More like a twist with an omentum but meh

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

Looks like half of a rubber chicken costume.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)

I guess you could use it as one -

..in a sort of Lady Gaga meat dress kinda way :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)

christ! is that what an omentum looks like?

looks like an omelette that went wrong.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)

yep - and this is what you look like when they take one out :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)

jesus!

keyhole surgery it ain't.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)

more sledgehammer really :(

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)

cheer up Tummy!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)

haha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)

that had me

in stitches... :)

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)

I could barely stop my sides from splitting!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)

a real belly laugh

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:12, archived)

I can't stomach these jokes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)

hey!

cut it out!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:24, archived)

Don't bust a gut.

It's just hard digesting some of these puns.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:34, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)

oh no :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)

Takes guts, man.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)

Guess Which One's Me...

(stealthbanana, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)

Nope...

... try again.

(stealthbanana, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:44, archived)

this one?

caught you hanging around my fruit bowl the other day...

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)

That's brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)

ta! :)

and entirely edible...

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

Looks like Snaggle tooth from Star Wars.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)

he wishes he'd looked

after his teeth...

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)

Getting closer...

... BTW, is it me or is there something faintly erotic about these results: goo.gl/HYmxU ?

(stealthbanana, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

most erotic

of all the fruits.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)

Haha, ace :)

This is my favourite banana photo of all time:

bananas.areawesome.com/2011/01/spooning-bananas.html

:D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)

Oh, and we're looking forward to Bradford, too :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)

hurrah!

what time are you on?

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)

Not sure... I'll find out tonight and drop you a gaz if that's okay?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)

cool.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)

cheers!

they are indeed a very naughty fruit.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)

ace

and scary....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)

banarns

with snarns!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)

haha :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)

It's missing a pottery wheel

Ghost.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)

the Lasik centre looked slightly dodgy to me.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)

You are the Master Control Program AICMFP

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:29, archived)

noice :-)

played, sir....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)

End of Line.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)

ooh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)

cripes!

you look a lot scarier than I remember...

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)

i like that

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)

it is one of the uses for a DIY shelf level laser projector

that was not written about in the instruction sheet.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)

and there was me thinking you'd

scanned yourself at the local supermarket.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)

Using technology.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)

'ning everyone! Mind if I leave this here?

I made it a while back... one of the offices at w*rk used to have a man of the week; I told them it should be me, so they asked for a photo :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)

Lemon sorbet too big for cone.

Strength fading.
Send help.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)

Hahaha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

How did you get that scar?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)

I don't like to talk about it, alright?!

Burning car, rescued some kids, puppies, a disabled war veteran and someone with special needs. Very heroic, but you'll never force it out of me. I'm awesome. Really fucking awesome. But I don't like to talk about it. When I tell people how amazing I am and how brave I was to dive into that car without a thought for my own safety I get really embarrassed when they're all "ohmigod you're amazing!", it's awful you know? So I don't like to mention it, people soon find out I'm awesome from spending some time with me, I don't need to spell it out and shit, you know? Fucking heroic. Really fucking heroic. But I don't like to talk about it.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)

Someone smashed a bottle over your head one drunken night. Got it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)

In a *heroic* way

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)

You werent that jaundiced when i met you at the bash

What happened?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)

I ate too much lemon sorbet

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)

That looks like a full on ponderers beard

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)

Since this photo was taken I've rejoined the ranks of the sensibly bearded, actually,

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)

ah, thus enabling more nuanced pondering

quite so.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)

nice goatie

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:31, archived)

That am WOO Prof!!

Kerrrrang!!! :)

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Ninj, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:32, archived)

LIES!

This is what you look like

static.zoovy.com/img/gkworld/W273-H289-Bffffff/K/8906_1.jpg

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)

man of the week?

they had it down to 'person of the hour' at my old place :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)

Mind if I slip this in here? Oooh Eeerr

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)

Reminds me of Julian Opie's work :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)

I did this years ago, based on a tutorial on the Blur album cover

I'm not good at art so need all the help I can get!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)

BLACK EYES!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)

haha - an uncanny resemblance...

Bradford awaits your arrival on Saturday with fevered anticipation.

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)

Bishop undercover in 80's NYC

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)

Alvin Stardust?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

HaHa! Quite true.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)

You, me, and Keith Richards are gonna party.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

Name the place! Quickly.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

NOW!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)

Ha ha!

Cool.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)

Thanks

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:35, archived)

You look guilty, man

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)

As charged my brother.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:27, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)

haha. Tippity Top.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)

Thanks

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)

pffft

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)

haha...

the man of a thousand faces. (or was that Lon Chaney?)

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)

Lon Chaney Sr

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)

that's the fella!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)

Lou Reed

Transformed

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)

DISCOMEATS BY DISCOMEATS USING PICTUREOMEATS

edit: alt site

edit2: some colour/tone/grey/natural-highlights may be slightly off, heh.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)

Gingerman!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)

I prefer the term "they're all fucking mental" myself

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

I can never see your images man

For some reason they are flagged as from a "malicious source" by my employer. What have you been up to, Discomeats?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)

I has been doing evils!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)

b3tards are frightening

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

it's only because we kill

other than that we're nice like kittens =^.^=

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

I'm shocked

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)

AHHHH YEAH.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)

you are a handsome chap

Me and you should have beautiful red bearded babies

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)

But they'd look like this

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)

Awww - he's even got my spiked penis!

Thats ma' boy!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)

No way man.

Who is the discomeats in my brain then?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)

I don't know man, but it's probably quite scary.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)

Fuck. This compo is blowing my mind.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)

hahha

oh god, you didn't think I was a confused 16 year old goth did you?

Heh heh heh heh.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)

21 in a straight jacket. ;D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:29, archived)

it helps with bouncing off the rubber walls

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)

ALL THE MEATS, ALL THE TIME

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)

TOUCHING SOMEWHERE ON THE CAPTAIN

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)

Ginger beard.

I know the pain.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)

and then everyone goes and gets red fever

because they want it ahahahah suckers.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)

ooo! unexpected beard...

a bit of it looks like it's trying to escape - catch it, quick!

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)

let it go!

it has spirit!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:13, archived)

Girlfriend travelling alone, met guy on motorbike who is willing to "show her around"

met guy on motorbike who is willing to "show her around"quickly shopped this one together to express my feelings about it.

[edit: reduced size]

(vvim, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)

[edit] and haha! you're insecure

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)

Honestly,

/me jealous like hell

(vvim, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)

What?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)

But have you ever seen a panther that is pink? Think!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

That's 720,000 pixels of hurt, man. :(

In other news: What?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

Thx, I reduced the image size now!

(vvim, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)

his face is made of meats!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

All face is made of meats!

Except C3P0's face.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)

OMG MY FACEMEATS

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)

Uh?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)

Be confused, woman!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

Pou? Is your girlfriend vietnamese?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

would

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)

uh-huh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)

For Janet?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)

the power of motorbike is irrepressible

cl.jroo.me/z3/r/e/k/d/a.aaa.jpeg
NSFW

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:35, archived)

Either

she's hopelessly fucking naive and you've got nothing to worry about...or you're better off without that slut.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)

For some reason

I find your comment comforting :-) Thanks

(vvim, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)

barry's acting weird..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)

You have got to be fucking kidding me ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)

My thoughts exactly!

You know for that scene, they got a fella whose arms had been amputated in an industrial accident with a mask on? If you look closely, you'll see how they're stumps.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)

They did similar in Saving Private Ryan, for the beach scene

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)

And in Basic Instinct, for when the tranny shows where they removed his winky, they actually used a LADY!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)

*sighs* what happened to practical effects? It's all CGI now. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)

AAARGH!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)

gaaaaaaaah!

arrrrrrrrgh!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)

*grabs flamethrower*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

o_0

Whoah, creepy!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

yay for peng things!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

This always gives me the fear

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)

eeew *still fears this*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)

fuuuuuck!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookin' Hell!!!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)

Excellent

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)

c'mon Barry!

oh, too late. :(

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enceladus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)

Will Riker? Riker always will.

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)

Obligatory Riker Repoast...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)

hahaha ^this all day long

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)

Mooooogy!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)

I had to shop on her wrinkly chest

was quite disturbing

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)

Gak!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

fuckinell!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)

*shifts about uneasily*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)

why is it always smoking in your images?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)

Oh Sir you do know 'ow to flatter a girl an' no mistake!

*kicks skirt up*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)

It was just another day

in the Vagabond detective agency...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)

Ashes to ashes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)

Funk to funky.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)

We know Vagabond's a junky.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

That Vagabond's a cheeky monkey

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)

bowl o' butts breakfast cereal never quite took off

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

Howard Marks in da house!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)

Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of EGG

I have since eaten Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of EGG, and will later be creating Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of POO, as per the prophecy.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)

EGG.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)

nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

We were hoping you'd come out of your shell.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

pfft

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)

Are you related to Hubert Cumberdale...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)

Hello Mr Salad Finger, can I play with you?
Hello Mr Salad Finger, I like rusty spoons too.
Hello Mr Cumberdale, can I invite you?
Hello Mr Cumberdale, is it so orgasmic?
Hello Ms Stewart Baxter, can I lick your head?
Hello Ms Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.
Hello Mr Salad Finger, can I eat with you?
Hello Mr Salad Finger, I want to love you too.

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)

He tastes like soot and poo.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)

Kinder Surprise!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)

This is notihing like me, but it'll do...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)

crackin

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)

Give 'em shell!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

alt image challenge: self portrait using only food stuffs

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

Eggcellent!!!!!!!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)

Like the egg pic'...

...but I'll take your word for it on the "POO" bit if you don't mind.

(minimalist ..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)

"Mad" Frankie Fraser?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)

Dave Allan!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)

I'm seeing that

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)

Been dead long?

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Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)

pfft

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)

Ha ha!

It's not easy being green.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)

Holy Smokes, Batman!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

Hope people don't make you angry!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)

Feeling queasy?

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)

Hello? Yes, it's rubbish!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)

I'm on O2 and didn't have any problems

but then, it's equally likely that no-one's rung or text me in the last couple of days :(

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)

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