That looks ideal for transporting propane and propane accessories..
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:10,
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Yup!
If anyone needs any propane or propane accessories transporting, I'm your man.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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I like to travel back in time to a few weeks ago and watch myself and wank.
Hey, it's my thing
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:26,
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Niftty trick, I record myself on my web cam a watch it the next day.....
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:28,
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Naw, I'm just kidding, my time machine only goes forwards.
Actually, I have an identical twin, so I just watch him and wank
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:36,
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It continues below the table, where the resemblance is uncanny
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:39,
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I vaguely understand what this is going on about and it's rather clever.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:51,
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This is ridiculously clever and I haven't a clue what it's on about.
One day I will make
a code-based joke without any errors in it.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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The stink of /links is on you
Begone, foul dogmeat in puff pastry
;)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:06,
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;)
worthy winners, for sure.
cock crucifix in particular has been overlooked for far too long!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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I'd like to thank the following:
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!
monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon
Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator
Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas
Cockweasle .co.uk
Smallbrainfield
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
Drimble.
Rotating Wobbly Hat We're going to make airplanes out of beef.
prodigy69
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day
mofaha when sitting down
Q4nobody.co.uk
Christian's Bolt and Ski
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10
Captain Howdy
Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW
Butters All aboard the electric jug!
RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil
Steppenwilf wir glauben an nichts
Drunken Miss Muffet Excommunicated to death by a million popes
Whato_Jeeves
PedroHin let me tell you about my burnt toast debacle
boris the spider
Rapitinui has problems too, just like you
sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker
Sherberts Leaf
gronkpan Paint the penis the mustard, Laugh at him.
Wobbly Bloke
cowcat has just painted his penis with mustard.
(|Dekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet)
rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching
mediocre Official Inventor of the 2012 Olympics
WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual
Tribs nicked Gruffi's wallet on
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot
4Q Official Sex Pest of the 2012 Paralympics
Faceburger in the face.
benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw
E Dubya
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts
mictoboy
chopchopchopchop
Mr. Oleary when in rome, ...
herman:D
Gruffi Savalas Oi! Tits first! I'm not a slag.
planearm
maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs
Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped
bruised_blood has no bruises
- D - Let it Beard
zog why change it now?
Puromycin will be toilet-trained on
Smash Monkey really wants to play zomball
Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS
BIG FACE superstition brings bad luck
Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious.
The magic of chutney in a state of "not"
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace
@c.
Scoopzilla www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking
hexachordal la la la la la
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks
hanke murphy, I'm a mess
Bee Nice
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to
postbear
enceladus
The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom.
ham o' shatner tiberius beastie
SkUG _O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow
Van Da Graph bring on the sparrow carcasses
Michael Ellis "Today's hair cut", fire into the pubic hair
HappyToast had another cup of tea on
2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid,
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino
The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com
Willmot laid a scotch egg
Bourbon Fox I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS!
discomeats Waste Trolling like a Windrammer! YEAH!
BorisKarloff slept well last night
Professor Kenny Martin is no longer a FUHL
Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate...
HEKIM flicks cluff
A Vagabond has been lying on it for half an hour
Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder
The Silent Channel I sort out threesomes (5 letters)
Barbarossa likes the carrot on,
Mu Boxes are people too
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll
drbroon drbroon.co.uk
augsav the Jeremy Beadle of the internet
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:15,
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon
Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator
Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas
Cockweasle .co.uk
Smallbrainfield
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
Drimble.
Rotating Wobbly Hat We're going to make airplanes out of beef.
prodigy69
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day
mofaha when sitting down
Q4nobody.co.uk
Christian's Bolt and Ski
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10
Captain Howdy
Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW
Butters All aboard the electric jug!
RedHouse prefers a map of Tasmania to one of Brazil
Steppenwilf wir glauben an nichts
Drunken Miss Muffet Excommunicated to death by a million popes
Whato_Jeeves
PedroHin let me tell you about my burnt toast debacle
boris the spider
Rapitinui has problems too, just like you
sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker
Sherberts Leaf
gronkpan Paint the penis the mustard, Laugh at him.
Wobbly Bloke
cowcat has just painted his penis with mustard.
(|Dekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet)
rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching
mediocre Official Inventor of the 2012 Olympics
WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual
Tribs nicked Gruffi's wallet on
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot
4Q Official Sex Pest of the 2012 Paralympics
Faceburger in the face.
benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw
E Dubya
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts
mictoboy
chopchopchopchop
Mr. Oleary when in rome, ...
herman:D
Gruffi Savalas Oi! Tits first! I'm not a slag.
planearm
maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs
Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped
bruised_blood has no bruises
- D - Let it Beard
zog why change it now?
Puromycin will be toilet-trained on
Smash Monkey really wants to play zomball
Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS
BIG FACE superstition brings bad luck
Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious.
The magic of chutney in a state of "not"
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace
@c.
Scoopzilla www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking
hexachordal la la la la la
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks
hanke murphy, I'm a mess
Bee Nice
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to
postbear
enceladus
The invisable man Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom.
ham o' shatner tiberius beastie
SkUG _O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow
Van Da Graph bring on the sparrow carcasses
Michael Ellis "Today's hair cut", fire into the pubic hair
HappyToast had another cup of tea on
2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid,
cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino
The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com
Willmot laid a scotch egg
Bourbon Fox I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS!
discomeats Waste Trolling like a Windrammer! YEAH!
BorisKarloff slept well last night
Professor Kenny Martin is no longer a FUHL
Extinct Jesus Dossier Has begun to abominate...
HEKIM flicks cluff
A Vagabond has been lying on it for half an hour
Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder
The Silent Channel I sort out threesomes (5 letters)
Barbarossa likes the carrot on,
Mu Boxes are people too
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll
drbroon drbroon.co.uk
augsav the Jeremy Beadle of the internet
If I missed anyone else, I'm really sorry...they're playing the music now, so I have to get off the stage. o/
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:02,
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and all this time i thought i was one of the popular kids round here
:/
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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I shall wear it with pride
underneath a few layers of thick clothing
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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underneath a few layers of thick clothing
I can't remember everybody.
Thanks to all the clicky lurkers too!!! \o/
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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Warning: not all dogs like frisbees
I took my friend's dog out for a walk in the local park, brought the frisbee but he seemed more interested in eating my face off ZOMG!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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I took my friend's dog out for a walk in the local park, brought the frisbee but he seemed more interested in eating my face off ZOMG!
That dog takes its sport pretty seriously -
it's wearing sweatbands. And ouch!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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Came up with an idea for a band called Kamikaze bicycle
Someone gave this as an album cover
Yes I know it's disgusting as it took me 5 mins to do! So what would your album cover be like?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Yes I know it's disgusting as it took me 5 mins to do! So what would your album cover be like?
A Japanese biker, like the ones in Akira, with a live grenade in his mouth, breaking the speed limit.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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and the sea's far too shallow off Beachy Head
for a battleship of that draught...
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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Hahahaha!
I found this in my b3tards files earlier by coincidence:
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Woah! I've been mispronouncing your username in my head all this time
have a click though
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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cheers, I take it you've been thinking "shanter"
you're not alone, rob misspelled it so in the newsletter
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:39,
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Got it in one
My apologies Mr O'Shatner. Rest assured it will never happen again.
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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Ha-ha! Best of the day, and probably the whole week.
Top banana!
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Ha! Ha!
Furious Fleet-meat!
Furious flea, mate?
Flee! Furry feet.....er, bye.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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Furious flea, mate?
Flee! Furry feet.....er, bye.
Absolutely-spot-on-perfect.
I love his awkward look-about at the end.
:D
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Fri 13 Jul 2012, 2:50,
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:D
Hamtastic!
I especially like the little to-camera glance at the end
( ,
Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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Maybe followed by a shot of Regula I so the echoed "HHHHAAAAAAAMMMMM" is implied? *click* anyway
( ,
Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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I guess you could use it as one -
..in a sort of Lady Gaga meat dress kinda way :)
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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christ! is that what an omentum looks like?
looks like an omelette that went wrong.
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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yep - and this is what you look like when they take one out :)
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( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
Don't bust a gut.
It's just hard digesting some of these puns.
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:34,
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this one?
caught you hanging around my fruit bowl the other day...
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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caught you hanging around my fruit bowl the other day...
Getting closer...
... BTW, is it me or is there something faintly erotic about these results: goo.gl/HYmxU ?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Haha, ace :)
This is my favourite banana photo of all time:
bananas.areawesome.com/2011/01/spooning-bananas.html
:D
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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bananas.areawesome.com/2011/01/spooning-bananas.html
:D
Not sure... I'll find out tonight and drop you a gaz if that's okay?
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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it is one of the uses for a DIY shelf level laser projector
that was not written about in the instruction sheet.
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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and there was me thinking you'd
scanned yourself at the local supermarket.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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'ning everyone! Mind if I leave this here?
I made it a while back... one of the offices at w*rk used to have a man of the week; I told them it should be me, so they asked for a photo :)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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I made it a while back... one of the offices at w*rk used to have a man of the week; I told them it should be me, so they asked for a photo :)
I don't like to talk about it, alright?!
Burning car, rescued some kids, puppies, a disabled war veteran and someone with special needs. Very heroic, but you'll never force it out of me. I'm awesome. Really fucking awesome. But I don't like to talk about it. When I tell people how amazing I am and how brave I was to dive into that car without a thought for my own safety I get really embarrassed when they're all "ohmigod you're amazing!", it's awful you know? So I don't like to mention it, people soon find out I'm awesome from spending some time with me, I don't need to spell it out and shit, you know? Fucking heroic. Really fucking heroic. But I don't like to talk about it.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Someone smashed a bottle over your head one drunken night. Got it.
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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You werent that jaundiced when i met you at the bash
What happened?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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Since this photo was taken I've rejoined the ranks of the sensibly bearded, actually,
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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LIES!
This is what you look like
static.zoovy.com/img/gkworld/W273-H289-Bffffff/K/8906_1.jpg
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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static.zoovy.com/img/gkworld/W273-H289-Bffffff/K/8906_1.jpg
man of the week?
they had it down to 'person of the hour' at my old place :-)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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I did this years ago, based on a tutorial on the Blur album cover
I'm not good at art so need all the help I can get!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:30,
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haha - an uncanny resemblance...
Bradford awaits your arrival on Saturday with fevered anticipation.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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haha...
the man of a thousand faces. (or was that Lon Chaney?)
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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DISCOMEATS BY DISCOMEATS USING PICTUREOMEATS
edit: alt site
edit2: some colour/tone/grey/natural-highlights may be slightly off, heh.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:01,
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edit: alt site
edit2: some colour/tone/grey/natural-highlights may be slightly off, heh.
I can never see your images man
For some reason they are flagged as from a "malicious source" by my employer. What have you been up to, Discomeats?
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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it's only because we kill
other than that we're nice like kittens =^.^=
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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you are a handsome chap
Me and you should have beautiful red bearded babies
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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hahha
oh god, you didn't think I was a confused 16 year old goth did you?
Heh heh heh heh.
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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Heh heh heh heh.
and then everyone goes and gets red fever
because they want it ahahahah suckers.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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ooo! unexpected beard...
a bit of it looks like it's trying to escape - catch it, quick!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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Girlfriend travelling alone, met guy on motorbike who is willing to "show her around"
met guy on motorbike who is willing to "show her around"quickly shopped this one together to express my feelings about it.
[edit: reduced size]
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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[edit: reduced size]
Either
she's hopelessly fucking naive and you've got nothing to worry about...or you're better off without that slut.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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My thoughts exactly!
You know for that scene, they got a fella whose arms had been amputated in an industrial accident with a mask on? If you look closely, you'll see how they're stumps.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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And in Basic Instinct, for when the tranny shows where they removed his winky, they actually used a LADY!
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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*sighs* what happened to practical effects? It's all CGI now. :(
( ,
Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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Oh Sir you do know 'ow to flatter a girl an' no mistake!
*kicks skirt up*
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of EGG
I have since eaten Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of EGG, and will later be creating Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of POO, as per the prophecy.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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I have since eaten Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of EGG, and will later be creating Self Portrait Presented Through The Medium of POO, as per the prophecy.
Hello Mr Salad Finger, can I play with you?
Hello Mr Salad Finger, I like rusty spoons too.
Hello Mr Cumberdale, can I invite you?
Hello Mr Cumberdale, is it so orgasmic?
Hello Ms Stewart Baxter, can I lick your head?
Hello Ms Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.
Hello Mr Salad Finger, can I eat with you?
Hello Mr Salad Finger, I want to love you too.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Hello Mr Salad Finger, I like rusty spoons too.
Hello Mr Cumberdale, can I invite you?
Hello Mr Cumberdale, is it so orgasmic?
Hello Ms Stewart Baxter, can I lick your head?
Hello Ms Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.
Hello Mr Salad Finger, can I eat with you?
Hello Mr Salad Finger, I want to love you too.
Like the egg pic'...
...but I'll take your word for it on the "POO" bit if you don't mind.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:44,
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I'm on O2 and didn't have any problems
but then, it's equally likely that no-one's rung or text me in the last couple of days :(
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:47,
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