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[challenge entry] My elf Portrait
(snowboardrob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Hello there little fella
This compo seems to be drawing out quite a few lurkers, which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Burd.


Click the pic for 1500 pix. It's not compulsory, but it does look better.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I will give this four thumbs up
Because I will count my feet
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Thanks awfully!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Is it one of those that vomits at climbers?
It's very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of.
But they will give you a nasty nip if you get too close whn they're breeding. When they're breeding in colonies, they look very close together, but are fractionally just out of range of their neighbours' beaks.
They can also dive and hit the water at 60 mph, but have air sacs around the face and breast so they don't get damaged by the impact.
So endeth the lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Pastelly Gannet
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ta!
I spent nearly an hour smudging the pencils with a cotton pad to get the sky right. I say 'right', but I mean 'less like a five-year-old had coloured it with crayon.'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Nice wing span.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
#


"Mr. Kinney will help us simulate a typical bag search and ticketing procedure."
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Would it have been different under a Labour Government?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Funny how they thought changing the name from 'Group 4' would shake off their shoddy image.
Turns out the incompetence was in the management though, not the stationery. Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
OCP = G4S
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Inspection: PASSED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I call repost.

Feel the wrath of the 3 fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:13, archived)
# No peas...just cdcs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
now's the time
to submit your line
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:40, archived)
# You get with it without a pint of jello
Do I get a medal now?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# The Shed Delusion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# stop pissing in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Written in a SHED for YOU to read in your SHED
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# In order to avoid legal action, this newsletter may contain traces of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# In order to avoid legal action, this newsletter may contain traces of sheds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)
# The newsletter that isn't a racist cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)
# the case does demonstrate the usefulness of having lots of money to pay for excellent lawyers
the bloke who said the racist stuff on twitter about some footballer went to jail I think
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# good try but i think it's a bit long for a title
i also like the idea that they couldn't tell if it was meant to be an insult. so far as i understand, he called ferdinand a black cunt, or something very similar.

how is it possible that that *wasn't* an insult?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# yep, sounds like an insult to me
obviously there's degrees of harshness in terms of delivery but however it's said it's somewhere on the insult scale and probably not that close to the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# As I understand it (and I probably don't)
Terry's story is something of along the lines of him saying, in response to a misheard allegation, "I didn't call you a black cunt".

I might be completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# that makes some sense
"i didn't call you a black cunt, i called you a stupid black shit"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Consigned to Newsletter division 3 next season
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)
# "Y*** f****** black c***"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:48, archived)
# S*** o** o* t** black a** i* t** r**,
t****'* n****** i* t*** g*** f** t** i* a b**.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Olympics rain banned, SAMs fired at grey clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Olympics rain banned, SHEDs fired at grey clouds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Coming to you up yer 'wrong 'un'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Seb Coe: The official perma-tanned cunt of the 2012 games
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# This week's image challenge is sponsored by Crimewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Missiles fired at chip sheds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# WE LIKE PUSHING MUESLI UP OUR ARSES
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
# acquitting the fuck out of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ONE-EYED BABY BORN, SUED BY LONDON 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Sponsored by Homebase. No B&Q bark chips inside, please.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# DAVID BECKHAM HAS FRY ON HIS SHOULDER OVER OLYMPIC OMISSION
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# is that your gag?
I like it (just asking as I don't want the twitter hate mob after me)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Yes, woo! Newsletter subject line win!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# huzzah!
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Stephen on David, phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Aaaargh my mind! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox Olympic Happy Meal plans abandoned
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)
# IS IT TOO LATE TO GIVE IT TO PARIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:58, archived)
# We wouldn't be the first to have done so.
Wahey! Nudge nudge, wink wink...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# It's all here in cunting b**** & w****.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Terry got off with racial abuse, while I got off with his bird
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# 50 COCKS OF MAGENTA
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# infringeing your rings since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Do you want missiles with that?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Probably the worst hydration supplement in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# may contain traces of chip
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# You fucking ***** cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
# It was a 90 minute wait to your inbox.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Happy Minus 293rd Birthday Jean Luc-Picard
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Took 'Biscuit' out for his daily walk. He can be a bit of a handful, but we had a nice time.

(Frank Beowulf, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
# brassica rotatus
a fine specimen
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# And a DOGGY RHA UKI to you too! :D
I hope that doesn't mean anything horrible... o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
# heh :-)
Missed an opportunity there. It didn't occur to me to rewrite the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# You fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Sponsored by Nike
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Paranormal Activity 4
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Fucking honky cunt


careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I don't think my employer would think that sort of language weren't racist if I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Yeah, but you can't afford Terry's lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures of racists?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Who else is wholly convinced by Terry's not-ridiculous-at-all argument that he was just being a parrot?
That or a schoolboy. Given he's a professional footballer, the latter seems more apt.
(francisrossi, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34, archived)
#



Also: it's Friday! Suggestions needed for a pin-up, pleeze!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# *cues up boomchakkachakka music*
woo hoo!

Pippr0n!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Penguin rabbit sex.
Will she lay an egg? And will he have to sit on it while she goes for food? Your comic is seriously fucked up, man. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# That's a penguin and a rabbit?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Of course it is. Keep up, Vagabond!
I would have linked to the Wikipedia page but it seems to have been deleted, probably by Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

Edit: For real. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_Art_%28webcomic%29
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Oh man
you fell foul of Wikipedia:GNG! I don't know how your ego can cope with that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I guess she was a rampant rabbit after all
zzzzzzing!
Edit: Pip can no longer be a wizard.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# How does that work, if Pip has a cloaca?
Does that mean Hilary has a...?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Cartoon physics.
I ain't gotta' explain shit.
Though now I'm kind of hungry for a Hilary Apsara piece.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I knew she'd put out.
Get those photos on eBay, Pip.
[EDIT] Yay Fallout!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I'm currently wading my way through Fallout: NV - Ultimate Edition.
Lots of DLC goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Is New Vegas worth a look, in your opinion?
What put me off ever getting it was the way that the price in the shops plummeted ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# It's not as good as Fallout 3.
But if you're a fan of the franchise, or are just eager to spend more time in the Wasteland, it's worth a look.
F:NV Ultimate edition doesn't carry too steep a price tag, and it has all the DLC bundled with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Okay, ta.
I remember reading that NV has more glitches. Is it really noticeable?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Yes. I have 3 saves on the go at a time, just in case.
That's the reason the game has had bad press (and rightly so! There's no excuse for it).

Two spectacular glitches I enountered in the past have been:
-I shot one robot which caused every single other robot in the game to explode, making it impossible to proceed at certain points.
-In order to complete a mission I had to return to a bar an talk to someone. Unfortunately; I couldn't, as that someone, along with everyone else in the building, were all sat in the same chair.....including a dog. Glitch city. I couldn't get near them.

And then, of course, there's the wildlife that gets stuck in the environment. I stumbled actoss a field of RadScorpions once. Only thing above ground were there stingers.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
# That's terrible, I know developers are up against unrealistic targets most of the time
but even so there shouldn't be ways of breaking the game just by playing it normally and not going out of your way to find faults :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# ^ This
F3 is pretty much the best game I've played, ever.

I get bored easily, and rarely finish any game - but F3 kept me hooked until I'd done all the missions, sidequests and the DLCs. The atmosphere and 50's-esque look and feel is amazing, the soundtrack superb, and the black humour subtle and enjoyable.

The only game ever to get 7 Ocelots on the Barry Big Bollocks Scale of Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Suggestions?
After this bombshell, you'd better draw the female offspring of Pip and Hiraly. (After she's hatched, obviously.)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I imagine it'd look like that horrible baby thing from Eraserhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# This series took a weird turn... and that's saying something.
Oh, and a Russian Spetsnaz officer lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Hiralina is a member of the Russian special forces?
When did this happen?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# A cut of Indy 4 that was too interesting and logical for Lucas' liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Out of all the crazy stuff that's taken place in SA; THIS is what has you saying "This series took a weird turn"?!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# *thinks about the rest* actually, I PARTIALLY retract that statement. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Robot has sexes!
I hope he walks around in a smoking jacket with a bubble pipe from now on, like garth did in waynes world
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
# resident evil babes.
As in, pigs dressed as resident evil characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Robot Donkey lady sexies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Another crappy weather joke
And you saw it here first
(bluehamster, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# It's the migration of the Gulf Stream - it's now north of the country.
It's going to be like this until September, and then it will dry out and warm up.

Just in time for autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I like Charlie Brooker's idea of calling it Slummer
rain is bucketing it down right now
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# sunny here!
well sunny-ish

it rained earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Heh......heh heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
Ok, so first pic on b3ta... never used gimp before... or photoshop... still, despite all that, I think everything seams to be in order.

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I like this.
.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Then
I like you
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Aaawww...
he looks soo sad :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Don't worry!
This one wasn't culled. He's gone to live on a farm or something.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# INDIANA JONES IN ICY TRYST WITH BADGER
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# In court, John Terry shows his delight at the verdict
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
What's going on with the black guy's right hand? It looks like a fucking Picasso drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Looks like he's shaking hands with Thing T. Thing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I have to ask,
if the word 'black' is so offensive that it lands him in court, how come it's the only word in the entire transcript that isn't obliterated by asterisks? Shouldn't it read, 'Fucking b**** cunt', so as not to cause further offence..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
# F****** B**** C***
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Fucking Bitch Cunt.
Mel Gibson's had better days
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Who are you calling 'binky'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Fortunately Boredom Came.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Fabulous Blouse Collection
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
# nice of Chris Rock to put in an appearance
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
#
racist
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Self portrait?

Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Bin there dun that :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Someone tell Extinct Jesus Dossier...
WE HAVE A WINNAH!
b3ta.com/board/10805843
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Bah!
*waves angry mob*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
The Soul Brothers
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# truly awesomennnn!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Fuck's lost control again...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# FUCK around the clock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:27, archived)
#
This is funny
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone home?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# If this is your self portrait then I'm a bit scared!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
# It is me.
I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Based on this photograph

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Funny, I always pictured you looking like this:
I always pictured you looking like this::D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha ^totally this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Not far off.

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha! How splendid!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# howls :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Have you done one for the compo?
I think you might look like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Titters.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Wonderful interpretation. Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# you need to get that ceiling fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# no point telling him
hope he can cope with it when a few hundred cats suddenly burst out and start watching him.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I did better than that
I moved house.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
Good hair
(debshock, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Is that you? Compo it, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Every street should have one of these proximity sensors on it
The one on mine currently reads Manley Far
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# The met office have released an amber warning for chance of Manley
in my area.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hmm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIsjx5S-q-k&list=UUgEKsp4YeswTjJv73SDeFDw&index=2&feature=plcp
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
# i cannot for the fucking life of me remember what the hell the shout was
and it's really bugging me
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:32, archived)
# DINGHY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Ah yes! Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I once lived near
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Howe+Close,+Colchester
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Hello Darkness...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
# aaah yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a portrait, that's on myself, so a self portrait of sorts? (it's a tattoo on me)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# alright jimi
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
# You look a bit like Hendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# well my leg does...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# That's a tatoo?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# on my right leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# My right leg has a curry recipe tatooed on it. Not much to look at but a great recipe nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# and it's always there if ya need it. sensible thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# That's the catering sorted
at your wake...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I did this design for a friend:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# that's nice.
i've seen some that are just terrible, but that's a nice 'emotional' one? if that's the right term?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Nice!
note to self: Avoid knife fight with Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Needs more casually-placed yet terrifying weapons.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# some cunt's gonna get chibbed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hash box!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Wow!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Get back on your pillow little doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Are you sure you have enough...
...knives?
(minimalist ..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# what if he gets attacked by angry japanese schoolgirls?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I have more...somewhere around here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# The lair.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# This bunker has a name...and it's name is 'NIRVANA'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# the dream factory
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Here's the picture on the wall:.........................................................................................................................................'Best Dream Ever'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# hah I was going to ask about that.
I like the smoking Christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I love this painting.
I always feel good when I look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
# what the duck ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:32, archived)
# And this is where the magic happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# *orders second print*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Where is your computer, atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Maybe the computer is taking the photo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I don't swing that way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# In another TOP SECRET room,...where I keep my other weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Needs more knives
nice doggie :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I love my dog...she protects my knives.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I always suspected you were the owner of a knuckle knife.
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Nicely:)
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# this is sex
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# ...you're a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# amazing...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Fuck!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Indeed!
What ho, Ninjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hai Whato!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Freebates
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# PSYCHOFUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Bafftiem!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Then sports
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Sport!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Victory dance!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# A flying fuck in its natural habitat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
# a film by Alfred Hitchfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Starring Jeremy E. Fuckins
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# FUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# FUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my god I done it with a pencil and coloured it in.
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# haha niiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# That is seriously rank
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Nurse...
...the screens!
(minimalist ..., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Looks like it's pretty shitty to me
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You had carrots for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] One from the family album....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Wouldn't, would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# reminds me of the BFG
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)

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