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# lol bollocks
((..), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You're going to get banned
which is a shame as you seem to have got the hang of the CDC very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# baldmonkey for president
((..), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
# so whose comedy account is this anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# no pupes? srsly?
d00d, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
#



((..), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Crowley
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:07, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:09, archived)
# ^this
with soiled underpants
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
#
((..), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# lovely
*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# My bet is
he runs a large part of the dark ham market
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# It was just a quick pic to get the yiffery off the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# You saved b3ta
*goes of to make you badge ;)
looks like yiffers acct's been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
VICTORY IS MINE!

/does lap with union jack, cries.

Edit: Looks like victory comes at a price, the main board has been eaten!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# o_O

*posts yiff to see it it fixes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Nope, still fecked.
YIFFING KILLED B3TA I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY YOU BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Clicking "older messages" is a prize I will gladly pay
for not having to look at prancing catpeople anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# o_O
This guy taught physics at my secondary school.
ps. I clicked ignore on that twaty troll and cleaned the board up nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Stupid wench! Doesn't get a single joke by herself, but blocks our precious computer for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
((..), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Piss off
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Alright Troll.
Post some moar shit up, whydoncha.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Gotta love the IGNORE button
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# :D
She needs to stick to making the tea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
#


Click for bigger (178 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
# heh - nice
That Trott lass has a super cute smile

Funnily enough, this pic would also work with some TOAP saying 'lube'
cellardoorfam.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/omnium-olympic-champion-london-2012-team-sky-gold-medal-laura-trott.jpg?w=600&h=400
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
# DO A 3D ONE
not the lub one
(1.618..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# She'd look good with my chowder all over her mush.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# wasn't her sister on Eastenders?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Nice one!
Quick and shit response...

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Careful, now!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# fisting for gold!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Oh no he dittunt!


Sorry I really am :( *gets coat*

Edit: Clearly the word "pun" has been lost in translation.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Do people say "I'll Captcha ya later"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Only when they are going to chop someone up into little bits and spell words with their body parts.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Do people say "I'll Captcha ya later"?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# That's what I said
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# yeah, but you typed it with a funny accent, so many people couldn't understand it :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Do people say "I'll Captcha ya later"?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:01, archived)
# They do now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# It's gaining popularity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:33, archived)
# kind of like fall fashions jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:39, archived)
# never!
...ever
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# *Types in KUATO*
Doesnt fucking work. I hate capcha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Klaatu.. veratu.. wait
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# CUAY?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# d0 p3oPlE sAy "i'lL CApTch4 y4 laT3r"?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# do people really say "I'll CAPTCHA ya later?"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Only if they're ham-fisted brotards.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
# But your mum said it was okay :(
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Does anyone actually say "I'll captcha later"? Really? I mean, do they...?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:40, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Macho-flan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Phwoar
*wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Agree
Not even with your dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# New thread?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Berta?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
Holley Mangold
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Okay. I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Doors & Windows
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# drivers for my board
der, der, der der der, der..
drivers for my board
der, der, der der der, der..
into this site we're drawn
redirected to porn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Mr Mojo Risin'!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Making something dull and shit, a bit Cooler
Could be a possible image challenge??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I'm too lazy to set it up, but would definitely endorse it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# they're both shit, but everybody's heard of 'em
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# No, Windows is, but I'm a fan of the Doors.
Morrison is the reason I began reading Nietzsche, playing guitar, writing poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I guess you could say he opened the door for you.
 
Monty Python got me interested in Nietzsche.. and a few other dead white guys
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
# sure did
Happy candles btw
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I am not even kidding about this, I have a BA in philosophy because of Monty fucking Python
 
but I don't think it was Eric Idle who got me into guitar. I think that was just media saturation.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:08, archived)
# All at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# yup
It's a blurry memory now, but that's basically how I spent my teens and Uni days
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they were a blurry memory at the time, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OlyiQLfkMPs#t=182s
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:19, archived)
# all I can hear in that is this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRCemf2JHc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
# or indeed
www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/apple.swf
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
# A fat bloke on a diving board. Let us all laugh at the twunt - and look, there is a cleaner too.


Guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Is that Quato and his host?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Quato does not sweep.
He is above that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:08, archived)
# He has an open mind.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:30, archived)
# the lunch guys left a mess, I see :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Comedy-effect banana peels, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:59, archived)
# there's nothing funny about workplace hazards
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:01, archived)
# DO YOU SEE ME LAUGHING HERE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:04, archived)
# fresh sick can be very slippery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Slippery sap's slick sick slip
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Fuck 'im up, Furtive!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Aim for the bushes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnBeJ2Ycvc0
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:15, archived)
# You've reversed the Prince Charlie pic.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# SANTA!
And Pete Townshend on the brush
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# oh, and look! The Ghost of Diver Fail Past
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# aquatic ghost skidmarks!
I like that. Its repetitive nature reminds me of a baddie from manic miner or something.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Love this
gerat work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:04, archived)
# tahnk you :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# GHOULD!!!
(patella, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Go on, get in there ya fucker
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I think maybe his leg had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I bet if you stood him up he'd look like a lurking B-movie monster
Alas, no photoshop here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)
# That fat bloke is not really diving, you know
This is photoshopped.

Indeed, with seams, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
# 4EVAR IN ARE HARTS!1
Surely bindun...



/edit BUGGAR I missed my 10 year! *cries*
(Danabnormal, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:48, archived)
# now then now then jingle jangle jewellery jewellery
10 years and still haven't donated, what a rotter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Sha-waddy-waddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Upside-down Union Jack flag.
I do not think our Jimmy would make that basic an error.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:19, archived)
# 10 years?
i've not even managed 6 yet...
Ah, tempus fugit.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
# arf!
oh the classics.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:00, archived)
# DONKEY! ITCHYBOWOW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:43, archived)
# and going further back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:43, archived)
# LES!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:44, archived)
# but he was never afraid of chives
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
the bics
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Woo!
The Man With The Stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# haha these are awesome!!!!
you de man!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# haha this is excellent
Last year at the edinburgh fringe, uncle peter joined my girlfriend and her mates for dinner. He was apparently rat arsed and making a poor effort at devouring an enormous chicken wrap, smearing it on his face and kept trying to force said wrap on the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I imagine that was quite an unnerving experience
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:05, archived)
# brian may?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:58, archived)
#
brian cant
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Creepy guy.
Too much like my unhinged great uncle from Penicuik.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Was he a "special" Great Uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Alas, no saucy stuff. Just delusional, alcoholic and terrifying to a five year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Have you got any booze f' baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
# You can't give a baby booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:27, archived)
# what kind of booze is this?
brown booze
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:33, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
nice work on the hair.

cruising some Reeves & Mortimer on youtube the other day, still cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:34, archived)
# top stuff toastums
cant wait to see Tom & Derek. Any plans for Slade or 'the club'? I'd love to see Chris and Paul Baron
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:35, archived)
# peepol say to me is
Mika Hakkinen from Hon Kon, I say naah he is fwom fwinwand!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Loving all your R&M set!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
# MONEY F' BLIND
Money f' rollerblind!
(UTB, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:47, archived)
# *puts petri dish under squirrel*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# E-oar...Donkey!
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
# with apologies to Gerard Hoffnung (deceased)
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:15, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:43, archived)
# Never shake a baby, never.
Just put the little cunt in the dryer for about an hour and turn up the telly.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Never shake a baby, never.
Punch that fucker square in the face like a man.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:54, archived)
# MAN THE FUCK UP AND PUNCH THAT BABY IN THE FACE.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:38, archived)
#
I dont understand the point of the dick
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I don't understand the point of your dick
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# :)
Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:47, archived)
# I'M SO HAPPY, AHA!
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:54, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:11, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:17, archived)
# B3taday Factoid: The Abbey Road cover photo is 43, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Like it :)
Are they going to get cake?
(EricTViking, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Ooooh, double digit!
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:45, archived)
# hAPPY CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Hurrah
Now do the barrel of bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Merry Day of Candlenessmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:41, archived)
# and now, a wee cat playing the pipes
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:29, archived)
# Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........
+1
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:31, archived)
# whoops, forgot to mask out one of the drones
 
you can tell from some of the pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:48, archived)
# candles!
merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:03, archived)
# TEN. YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:11, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:38, archived)
# a life well spent
happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:47, archived)
# SO HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:18, archived)
# DID SICK LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:20, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:33, archived)
# 10 glorious productive non wasted years
happy b3ta epoch day \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:42, archived)
# decade/nt
 
decayed, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Skrillex is shit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:37, archived)
# Laird Alastair MacTavish of Furrybottom Keep, Dumfries, SCOTLAND
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:52, archived)
# I think anything I do with this source is going to make it less cute:
teresainfortworth.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/fluffy-grey-kitten-2-e1343086557265.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:05, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:03, archived)
# jack my swag
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:12, archived)
# MEOW MEOW FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:27, archived)
# boo boo kitty fuck :3
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:32, archived)
# A much better game than duck duck goose
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:42, archived)
# OH NO YOU DON'T LEATHERFACE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=izbLDuduwBs

DUNK ME UNDER, AND LEATHERFACE, WRING ME OUT TO DRY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:34, archived)
# He is terrible at reviewing movies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:59, archived)
# oh but I disagree
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVeGmfcHkS4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:14, archived)
# There are no reasons not to.
Very cheering.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:27, archived)
# Ooooh it's your lovely CANDLE DAY
Happy candles to you Rap
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:31, archived)
#
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday
I remember when you made that recursive animation of purple rabbits coming out of boxes and it made the FP. I remember it because I used to know you then and it was FP'd and I was on the thread and that made me cool.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Yo dawg, I heard you like rabbits and boxes so I put a rabbit in a box and gave it to a rabbit in a box and gave it to a rabbit in a box and gave it to a rabbit in a box and gave it to a rabbit in a box
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:32, archived)
# thanks unclepills
thanks for the pills
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Yay!
You're 10! Yippee. Ten ten ten ten ten TEN!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:37, archived)
# Groovy.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:39, archived)
# As a birthday gift I would like to make sure you know that this is a 100% real website
animatedpizzagifs.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:12, archived)
# Ain't no pizza like a pizza time pizza, eating pizza all the time
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:29, archived)
# HIDE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:06, archived)
# now let's just get one thing perfectly clear
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:26, archived)
# hahaha!
DOUG IS MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:31, archived)
# Doug takes me all the places I want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Yes! Hahahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Epic candles!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I have no fucking idea
none at all. RIS?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ^^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Famous anti-drug campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
# noms
but I still don't geddit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
# dIS IS ur Brian On doug.
OR dIS IS ur Brain On drugs.
(. Y . ), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# *lightbulb*
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
You are hereby summoned to the RIS County Court, to explain yourself.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# What the....
blinking flipety fuck?

I dont get it
(SillyMoo, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha...
Oh lordy lord that made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:33, archived)
# At first I was like WTF?
But then I was like, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# utter hatstand!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Ah, 'merkins
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:31, archived)
# this is something of a revelation
if only I'd known earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# You spoilt my lurkage.
But it was worth breaking my silence to say woo, yay, congrats on the FP, and happy B3taday!
(Pseudonym, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha
This works best if you read it aloud in a mong voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 2:24, archived)
# i love this :)
although i have a feeling i saw it ages ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I'm glad I checked b3ta (after a long absence) for this!
Well done sir"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)
# top notch
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:00, archived)
# awwww, also, happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:31, archived)
# happy happy happy, all the time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0rwtVDi1I
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:46, archived)
# Ten Years!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:44, archived)
# time flies when you're having an aneurysm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:39, archived)
# CANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!one
We're almost the same age.

FYI, b3ta years work slightly different to dog years: one dog-year equals seven human years, but any amount of b3ta years equals childish peurile posts and random swears. Also, cuntbadgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:47, archived)
# Going on 71,000 posts now, none of them worth reading.
 
WOCKA WOCKA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:50, archived)
# Happy 10th Rapitinui!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
# wocka wocka.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Ten glorious years!

Here's to at least a few more months...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:45, archived)
# of course it is.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:20, archived)
# that's how I like my organ
donered really well
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:27, archived)
# at least its fucking fresh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:29, archived)
# do you get wafers with it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:30, archived)
# only whats on the menu
no special orders!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 3:32, archived)
# WHAT FLAVOUR IS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:02, archived)
# HAMMOND!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:05, archived)
# in that case, please drive it into a fence at 463 km/h.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:13, archived)
# Haha YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:28, archived)
# *groans lightly*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:58, archived)

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