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[challenge entry] Wrong komic dummkopf!!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# :o)


Stuck in a really dull teleconference...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Nazis vs the Empire...?
Wouldn't they have joined forces?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Hans... Are we the baddies?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Ja!
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hold on, hold on,
The Nazis are the bad guys, right? And the Empire was the baddy in Star Wars, right? Oh, but they were all British... okay, move along now, er, these aren't the droids you're looking for?

(love the tracers btw!)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
# after'ningles all.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I reckon he's not long for this world
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# There is a greatness to his bigotry.
Yeah I feel the same.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:41, archived)
# OH NO THE WHOLE NATION WILL BE IN MOURNING!
meh.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# day off work!!!
must be worth a public holiday if the queen's old man snuffs it
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# oh well, that's alright then!
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I like to think that, much like each news agency has an article already written for every figure in the public eye in case of sudden, unexpected death
every b3tan has an image already made for when Philip or Thatcher goes :D

I would also say Patrick Moore but, as we all know, he will NEVER die
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# It's like when papers have their obituaries ready
Edit: Errr... which was pretty much what you said in your first sentence. Stupid short term memory!

Right I'm off to work.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Bless the ol' bugger! :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# The only Greek with money:P
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pea?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# did everyone have a stiff upper lip wartime movie accent in their mind when they read this
:)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Oh yes, pea


from 2007, it says here
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Naaah.
Vangelis has been raking it in for the past few weeks.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I hear..
He's been in the best treatment rooms in each of the hospitals he's been in, It's all part of the Duke of Edinburgh 'A'-Wards Scheme.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Go to your room!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Oh fuck
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:59, archived)
# well that's just taking the piss...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# apt username is apt
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# His big speech didn't start well, I thought.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Silly Flan.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like how he's urging America to "Call Off The Witch-Hunt".

Something about prodding dogs with sticks springs to mind.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I thought he was going to burst into opera at any moment
singing his lament for how he treated a woman, before he realised there are two aggrieved parties who seriously hate him
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# There's something about him that really pisses me off
Don't know if it's that slimy, emotionless face he's got
Don't know if it's his attention seeking fame addiction
Don't know if it's the fact he claims credit for things he didn't do
Don't know if it's that he's pretty much a part time "hero"; only happy to be face his enemies when it doesn't include him being held to account for it it.

So all four points then.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# He'll be fine
They'll whisk him off to the Ecuadorian rainforest



(with an obvious nod to the betters, who have been here before)

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Comedian/Comic
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)
# You have read last month's Viz
AICMFP!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
# No
did this concept feature?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I think they called him "Jimmy Dodger".
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:22, archived)
# hah :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Topical. have a massive Jimmy Carr head
Massive Jimmy Carr head
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)
# why the fuck would someone commission that?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I suppose if Jimmy Carr really wanted to frighten door to door salespeople and tinkers he could stick it in his front porch.
Preston is fairly near Blackpool and it's poor cousin Southport so I'm guessing it's off the pier or something.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Wasn't it part of a recent crisp advertising campaign?
The one where celebs battled for flavour supremacy.

Edit : yep. I remember seeing the ad and thinking "What on earth will they do with a giant Jimmy Carr head when filming ceases?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV0F8qSqNNw
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Now we know.
It amuses me to think that someone would approach them after filming and ask if they could have the massive Jimmy Carr head.

Personally I would have plumped for the pie-mobile.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I recognise that drawing
;)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] *plummet*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# oof ! and pfft !
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Gasp!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:50, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
# clearly too soon
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Again, getting my news from b3ta....
getting my news from b3ta....
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I SAY BARRY!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# ... Barry!
Also, the more I stare at Roy, the worse he looks. Just what is wrong with his face or head? Something looks wildly out of proportion but I can't figure out what
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Its compression from all the scrums.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:47, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Dedicated to girls with one cup.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Yuk!! :D
Nice one Moleypoo! :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha
make sure to boil it first :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:56, archived)
# yummy
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Ooooops.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# What a bitch :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha, another for the collection

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
# A classic!
:D

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# no tag? :(
also: pfft!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Oh he fucking loves it!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Rob?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)
# all that chocolate has made pooch blind
top work
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Yikes!!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Internet menace
Gnasher is also the best name for a dog, ever
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Great name :)
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I'm almost tempted to get a dog
just to call it Gnasher and yell that loudly in my local park with lots of other people's small children about
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Not as good as 'globe'
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:44, archived)
# b3no!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I tried to join the fan club once .... sent my £2 postal order
Got sent bugger all back - bastards.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:46, archived)
# :D
Hallo you!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# \O/
Hai Moley! :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Brilliant as per sir!
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Hooray!!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
# HappyToast is going to sue you for using his feet, you know
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:56, archived)
# sue? Haha!! No way :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:13, archived)
# She can use it to buy condoms
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Oh wow I've never seen you do anything like this before
Incredible work. Just stunning. Hilarious even.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
# This
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I do hope that's a boiled sweet she has in her mouth
and you aren't leaning back toward child like characters having sex
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Don't worry. They are adults.
Maria...52(in 25 died)
Doctor...Middle-aged
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
# it doesn't really help if you need to know the confusing back story
it's a bit like the nsfw rule in the FAQ. If it looks like child porn from a distance then it's not acceptable.
Just keep their clothes on or you'll get probably get banned no matter how old you say they are.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# *yawn*
あー...またかよ。つまんね。
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Insulting the mod when he's giving you advice = not the most sensible move.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:15, archived)
# MODS ARE ALL PRICKS
They banned prickbot and wankertron. YOU CAN'T GO ROUND BANNING ROBOTS FOR JUST FOLLOWING THEIR PROGRAMMING YOU PRICKS.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:35, archived)
# "Uh ... I do also. Pinching it."
If it sounds stupid in English, it is likely to sound even worse when I make my own clumsy translation from Japanese.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Native Japanese.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:37, archived)
# "Phew... Also do it. Pinching me."
I'm guessing she means "Bite Me!"

Also got : "Phew... Also do it. So boring"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# How odd. To me it reads:
"... Oh I'm gonna check also. Knob."
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# You really haven't a fucking clue what we are all on about do you?
You genuinely don't get it. Which makes me seriously question your sanity

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# *yawn*
omnomnomnom....
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Yep 'bout sum it up… You'll never learn.
I wonder why they give you so many chancesโ€ฆ oh yes, that's it. They think you are a naive japanese schoolgirl.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I think its more that people like watching mental people
See X Factor, Big Brother, etc etc
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# That's true although I do avoid X-Factor have have totally stopped watching Big brother years ago.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I catch up on the hilarious highlights on Youtube
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Gah that was cringeworthy
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Oh be fair.
I tried.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# haha :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Actually
I think that clip bordered on mental health issues, so rude to mock. Shame on me :(
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I stopped watching x factors big brother when that naíve japanese schoolgirl went on a rampage
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Leave IncestChild alone!
*bawls*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I know I've just posted a photo of a naked baby being fucked in the arse
but the disclaimer under it clearly states that she's 18 years old and completely legal under UK law
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:53, archived)
# from a distance it looks like a fucking cartoon
...ffs, cartoon characters can fuck each other senseless from the embryo onwards, why? because they're cartoons.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Not in the UK, they can't
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# shit, yeah.
i forgot common sense had been outlawed
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Nah, looks like a rabbit to me. And b3ta seems to be cool with bestiality so no worries.
To be honest, I find it more perverse that the rabbit is wearing clothes. That would be my main criticism.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Admittedly she's got the face and the arms a bit wrong but rabbits are tricky to draw, you really have to be an expert like me.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# And rabbits are allowed to be sexy if they want. They only live to be about 3 so they can't help being paedos, otherwise they would never have sex.

These rabbits are very much in love and will probably have sex.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Fuck me, they're not real
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# *pushes back*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:11, archived)
# *spanks*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:12, archived)
# *forgives*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:13, archived)
# srsly?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Yes
Indeed
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# oh dear - Paul's looking old these days
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Nun + doctor + condom = Congratulations Dick Wonder
Did you bed him?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# By The Way.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:12, archived)
# MOTTO NIHON
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Ris
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Stop ripping off Digitiser!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Umm...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
# WTF
Wanking Teenage Fox
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)
# TFW
Too Fucking Weird
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# I think that goes without saying with Foxworth.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Were you channeling this pic of homer when you drew this? Im getting a 'Hello, Mr Thompson' vibe

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Haha! I must have, on a subconscious level.
"I think he's talking to you!"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
#

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahahha
^this
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# ahahahahaha
That exact expression crossed my face when I saw Dave's image.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Bloody hell,
you are tiresome.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# condom< Hi !!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha


You are truly off the Richter Scale, in a direction new to psychology
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# I want to meet Moggy, just for lunch....
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# With some Jalapenos :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# can you not fuck off to that island and get shot by some chinese?
ok thx bye.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I know the Anti-Japanese demonstrations.
*fear*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:44, archived)
# yeah, no, you're not really getting what I'm driving at here at all.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# China v Japan who will win?
There's only one way to find out
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I don't hope meaningless war... :/
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# They're so gonna kick your asses - they got nukes and everything
No internet access for you yays XD
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I pray that they kill the Prime Minister Noda.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# That's not nice wanting so many peoples dead
you have no humanisms bully girl
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Noda is real evil.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha *click*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'll never die. :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I so love this
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# *pat head*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# eh?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I think your GIF's broke.
EDIT: Wait, never mind!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# It was fine when I posted it
bloody Royal Mail
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:05, archived)
# I remind Fear of Pikachu.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# REHASH
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah. you're right.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# that's shit
you're shit

everything you do is shit and I hope you die of cancer
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hello childish.
bye.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:29, archived)
# you're shit
and I hope you die of cancer
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Eh?...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Fucking furries.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:28, archived)
# RUPERT COP
Part machine, part bear, all cop.

Is he a furry? He has human skinned hands
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I'm submitting this to Viz's "Up the Arse Corner"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:30, archived)
# "up the shoulder blades corner"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:31, archived)
# what's that in the background?

oh
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:31, archived)
# pfft

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# ooff :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Hull!
Although I heard his jump was fantastically choreographed with top notch foley work.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
# With this, I presume?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw

EDIT: Only just found out what this was referencing. Ouch.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaa
To Hull with thee
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Flying humanoid
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:56, archived)
# ewww lol
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I hope he was humming 'Danger Zone' on the way down.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha

*steals joke*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Haha ow
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Hang on, let's see...
Zoom in - enhance.
Zoom in - enhance.
Rotate around Z axis 225ยฐ - enhance.
Rotate around Y 85ยฐ - enhance.
Zoom in - enhance.
Yes, I recognise that nostril hair!
But what's it doing shoved up the headphone socket of a Wonderwan colour in his inside jacket pocket?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Haha, how rare!
For a second I thought that jalopy was carrying a giant bottle of wine...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# it's the intro sequence to the Antiques Roadshow
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
Needs more 'woman with concussed expression catching lift on a haycart'
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I recognise that shark!
'Jaws' from the movie poster compo :D :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hehe, I was just about to greet the popular shark
but couldn't remember where it was from
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent stuff
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Bendercopter!
Excellent
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I like the old Fleetway publications, me

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Robert Nixon, one of my faves :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I think this one's a Sid Burgon...
(I've just had a click round and the Fleetway Street website tells me both Nixon and Burgon did Lolly Pop though)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Actually, yes.
Nixon was a bit more 'energetic' with his stuff. Although Burgon is ace too
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget Mike Lacey!

(other people discuss whether something's a genuine Renoir or something... we know where it's really at)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Ooh yeah!
It's a fucking disgrace that we now have the likes of Kev F Sutherland determined to turn the style of our precious comics into something off Nickelodeon :(
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Kev F...
Was he the one that drew poor quality cartoons for the dying days of the Melody Maker?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:39, archived)
# you love that canvas texture ;D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:42, archived)
# It's the 'touch' of it
:)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Or should that be 'feel'?
:)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Smug Dare or is it Dan Smug?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Dan Dare
Smug of the Future.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Now this is class *ker-lick*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Excellent Ninj :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Haha, I've just noticed the ship :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Woo!
and a Yay! for the Anastasia in the background.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha! Perfect!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Probably bindun numpty-seven times but I haven't been about much of late.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Stay around!!
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I can't really get up from the table to leave as I'm sporting a semi and don't have a jacket to hide it.:P
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:49, archived)
# "YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY
erm... not much"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
# YOU CAN SEE:
Your friend.
Half a car.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
# It's just the perspective.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:21, archived)
# I like the way that they've managed to take all three photos from different heights, using different lens distortion on each
and then combine them in the least convincing way possible ;)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
# You mean less convincing
than, lets say, someone was in a car crash and woke up in what he thought was the 1970's but was actually a type of limbo battleground for souls between the devil and God (who was a rasta barman)?:P
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I kind of want to see this now :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Didn't watch the last series of Ashes to Ashes then?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Didn't see any of them
although I did like Simm in State Of Play
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I suppose it's more plausible that they decided to go to Mars as it was easier than finding parking in Manchester.:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:20, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I thought that was a boob poking out there!
She's a messy eater...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:02, archived)
# SPANG It From Orbit!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Ooh, ooh, ohh, the spunky gibbon! Monkey beer finally cracks one out for the girls
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:18, archived)
# I hope the opening instructions are extra clear on this one
Wouldn't want a wimmens trying to open a can and spilling the precious hot cum everywhere.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
# have no fear, the instructions are quite clear
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Everything appear to be in order here
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)
# i'm gonna need a bigger man friend
bigger
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# the t on that font at the bottom looks like an r
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)
# It's as narure inrended.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:37, archived)
# moggy?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:45, archived)
# .
i t 's r
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Alcoholic protein shake.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:35, archived)
# these are products that should be wholeheartedly endorsed
are any celebrities lined up?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)
# I read that Ruth Madoc is up for hot cum
and there have been whispers about George Clooney glugging some boiling piss, but I think that's wild speculation.

Did you see the old Monkey Beer ad with Bob Monkhouse?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:15, archived)
# these are not waspbox endorsed products therefor I'm out
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I'm yet to hear from him or the Duke about the latest attempts to saturate the entire beverage market
It would be madness not to dip a toe in the Boiling piss market right now
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# these are clearly being marketed for girls and besmirch the fine Monkey Beer* brand name
*it's not for girls
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
# sad but true
it's the same kneejerk reaction many a brand has had to the threat of things like alcopops and energy drinks
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# What about the classier ladies who would require a straw?
Needs more cum straw.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:28, archived)
# This is a disgrace.
I fought the Board tooth and nail to prevent this outrageous and unwelcome dilution of the Monkey BeerTM brand and, indeed, ethos.

I am, however, pleased that they went with an appropriate name.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
# One way ticket to Hull please driver!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Fucking hell (at the news, not your image)
I liked a lot of his movies.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
# RIP Terry Scott
Penfold wouldn't have been the same without you.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 5:14, archived)
# Very very nice!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 5:33, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
# One of my favorite Zappa albums
even if he didn't like the corporate BS that made it happen.

nice animation!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 7:34, archived)
# I listened to it like 12 times in a row.
I don't like how the album came about, but I'm glad it did.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Tracey Emin really needs to wash her sheets
Dirty girl
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:45, archived)
# It's only Monday.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)
# BE TOURING
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:43, archived)
# Ah, summer.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:49, archived)
# b3ta sea cucumber harvesters inc.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Seriously, someone should write a book about these guys.
With lots of pictures (from b3ta).
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:59, archived)
# could be an epic kids story
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 4:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Gary Chavkunt will return in 'No Cunt For Old Men'
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:27, archived)
# We love the Kyle on b3ta.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Hahha
Wonderful
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:53, archived)
# !
THAT is amazing. I feel weak... like Bane after his asthma inhaler runs out.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:54, archived)
# hahahaha
what a throw
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Well that's one monitor covered in tea...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:22, archived)
# What an odd job you did on this.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:23, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 3:03, archived)
# I like how he puts his hand up to feel his fucking bloody stump
:)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 7:35, archived)
# Look more like Richard Madeley
In fact the resemblance in uncanny
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Hell Yeah
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:12, archived)
# This is wonderful
I will have to find an equally appropriate cod piece tomorrow
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:16, archived)
# The Search For Internet Cunts
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:18, archived)
# It's all in the book.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:23, archived)
# I bought that book. It starts getting really weird about 4 chapters in.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:27, archived)
# ahahahahaha fucking hell
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Why I otter!
Relevant floof I found this morning.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wavh47RpLz4&feature=g-all-lik
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:33, archived)
# awww lovely
although the flan-creature above is actually a beaver, i believe
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:36, archived)
# *looks* Oh yeah! I can see the flat tail.
Yeah, I'm a little drunk and hasty to show videos of otters.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:37, archived)
# haha
i think i was in a similar state when i made it, hence my slight uncertainty as to its species.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:39, archived)
# All I saw was a wet furry animal and thought "sea otter".
And I call myself a biologist...

Well, I don't, but...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:48, archived)
# I know...he went through an S&M phase, and it changed him forever.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:34, archived)
# and then there was that time he claimed asylum in ecuador...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:46, archived)
# That was just a ploy. He was exiled to Ecuador by Freebase, because Flan beat him in a rowing competition.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:50, archived)
# i heard that he was declared persona non grata by vimod
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Yeah Vimod speaks Latin when he's pissed.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:08, archived)
# I don't trust him either.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:19, archived)
# Here he's saying,
"I'd just like to make one thing absolutely clear: FUCK"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:08, archived)
# ..."and not just for me.........FUCK for you....and you.....and you...."...
..."FUCK for everyone....and FUCK Flan too."
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:21, archived)
# AND FUCK YOU TOO!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Behold.............................................................................The FUCK Museum:
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:31, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Gollum
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:45, archived)
# hahaha
actual lol there
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:58, archived)
#

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:15, archived)
# Hopefully he's still able to chill out and have some fun from time to time.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:19, archived)
# Big things come in small packages.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:22, archived)
# ...Oh yeah...(NSFF)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:23, archived)
# That is fucking great!!!!!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:16, archived)
# audience is one old balding man hand-dancing
sounds about right for Jimmy and Supes
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:08, archived)
# *cough*that's rob*cough*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 2:17, archived)

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