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# There's possibly a poetic literary minimalism at work here.
img855.imageshack.us/img855/4303/dickdawksdickwalk.gif (1.4mb gif)
[MOD EDIT - Gifs under 400k thanks, or just link the big ones]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:24, archived)
# That is no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Richard Walken?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:29, archived)
# This needs more 4...
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:32, archived)
# More fore...
Fnar fnar chortle guffaw, eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Athejism!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Agnobstick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:08, archived)
# The Chode Delusion
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Wasn't that by
Ballsack?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:07, archived)
# I thought it was by Dickens
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Dawkins = massive prick?
I heartily agree!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Hear Hear!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:27, archived)
# No, he HAS a massive cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
www.tunescoop.com/play/313037353338/anchok-qani-hogis-giter-spasel-mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:08, archived)
# I was expecting far more love
and horses
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:13, archived)
# I was expecting something funny or relevant. :/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:50, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WELL WORTH 1.28 MB LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:49, archived)
# It's massive!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:02, archived)
# I assume everyone has at least as fast an internets as me.
I'm really fucking poor, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Draw some fruit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:09, archived)
# at first i was like....
then i was like.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 5:26, archived)
# Yeah,
I am nit sure I ahr.

edit: Sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:20, archived)
# whoops
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Oh cock it.
it was not even for B3ta.

I have not got a picture at all.

REPOST THREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I am teh
n00b
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:26, archived)
# There is something very pleasing about this
But I'll be damned if I know what.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:04, archived)
# lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 5:29, archived)
# reposting rip off merchant cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Leave the Scotch people alone!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
# english cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# like I said..english cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Nope still can't understand
Type it slowly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
# if it's any consolation
i was just photoshopping nipples onto pickled onions
but photoshop crashed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# isn't that one of its security features
Like when you try to photoshop banknotes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# but it didn't crash when i was photoshopping bank notes
erm..


never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Bank of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Our next challenge
(gijoel, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Oniopples
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:45, archived)
# i was going to go with 'pickled tits'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Titty Pickles
Pickly-Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
# old vinegar tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:11, archived)
# What a coincidence
I was just photoshopping a penis onto a pickled cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Nichon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:00, archived)
# pfft
I was scoffing cornichons and radishes at a buffet on Saturday. There's always loads left at a buffet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Did it leave a sour taste?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:57, archived)
# i was just/nipples/crash/etc....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# sidenote: he looks like Pedro Cantstandya.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Cantstandya. Cantstandya.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:10, archived)
# I LIKE THIS VERSION IT'S PUNCHY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:58, archived)
# I miss George Costanza
I hope he comes back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# One of my more elderly close relatives
is convinced she's recently been watching a new season of Seinfeld.
Once when we were there it was on in the background and she suddenly remembered the plot of the episode.
"Well I suppose this must be one of the old ones", she said. "But there was a new one on yesterday."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:08, archived)
# It's stories like this that make me exited to grow old
I'll barge my way to the front of every line and leer at all the ladies. I mean I do that already but people won't object so much.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
# would. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:03, archived)
# pfffttt.....!
it works! yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 6:09, archived)
# alien vs
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# hoo, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Ooo, what an evil, slimy monster, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:07, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# You know what?
I'll be glad when I stop seeing Jimmy Savile's ugly face on the internet. Long may the sleezy twat be forgotten.
(EricTViking, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# This, all over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# always in our hartz
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I was thinking the other day that it is quite odd that
DLT getting arrested gets next to no jokes made about it.

Savile has set the bar too high and broken something.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
# DLT very quick to point out that he's JUST a dirty perv
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Alien vs etc
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:01, archived)
# yum
no reason
(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# yay! 'tis the season
& all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:23, archived)
# That Mr Garner...
... he really knows his onions
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a stoatbeer to keep it company


Were I wittier I might have called it erminebrewed or something clever.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:43, archived)
# woo for these,
but is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Nice!
Been dabbling with pixels lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# clive dunn, on the right?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)
# actual LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Is this for the new series of Mr Benn?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:21, archived)
#
i dont know what british is
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:30, archived)
# 70s kids tv
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xahyHcY0JNo
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)
# If I owned a fancy dress shop, I'd have that music on a constant loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I enjoyed that
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:40, archived)
# News that one of their number had passed away overnight put a real downer on the Village People reunion.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:41, archived)
# *clicks shiny stapler*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:13, archived)
# GJM
click.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Ace ensemble.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I have no idea what's happening here
but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:07, archived)
# i missed your work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 5:30, archived)
[challenge entry] He has a very high ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:59, archived)
# it's either Lovejoy or Bryan Ferry in the last picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
#
Nah, Bryan Ferry looks like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
# and Lovejoy looks like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrunPV6P1g
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# They should remake
Scarface with Bryan where Love is the Drug.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:24, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# hahaha
love that middle frame
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# ahaha!! ace :D
carving a run in fresh powder
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Got a click
for the chairs in the second frame
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:18, archived)
# he's only got little legs!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Not-all-there Grylls, I suppose. I like MSPaint.


A guy I was dating at the time of this happening had managed to get VIP tickets to go and see this happen. He asked me over the phone the evening before, "Fancy going to see Bear Grylls zipwire across the Tyne holding the Olympic Torch?"

My sides, my poor sides.
(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:58, archived)
# SHARK HITLER GHOST
The best kind of ghost
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Surfing suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:09, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
# didn't know sharks could grow moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I think
this might be photoshopped. Where's the helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:47, archived)
# his face looks like a tortoise with downs syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:22, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:07, archived)
# ...or have it the classic way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# needs more urine consumption!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Well, what doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Was this news story too late for the 'science' compo?

true science
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# knew where this was going...
still lol'd
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Yay for Jasper
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:27, archived)
# oof!!
awful :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:38, archived)
# thank you


Heard this story on the radio this morning and couldn't help thinking of this punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:58, archived)
# has he been drinking boiling piss
or injecting it with that big needle he's holding ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:30, archived)
# nice, this could be the tv campaign for Monkey Beer Boiling Piss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Monkey beer Monday ! Cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:14, archived)
# nothing as refreshing as the original though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:15, archived)
# this guy looks refreshed
refreshed beer'd
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Goes great with Joy Bread!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Brown sky at night?
Shepherd needs a shite
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Talk--->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I haven't been there yet, but I hear they're really nice chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# yes, really polite and eager to impress
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:46, archived)
# It's like a madhouse in pure darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:49, archived)
# :D
Oh boy, FRESH MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# radioactive accessories
are gaining in popularity right now
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Nuclear weapons too.
I can't make them fast enough.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I trusted the government, now my hands glow in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Don't be jealous of my science.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Pointy weapons ftw
nice xmas card :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Nuclear Fallout Snow!
It's just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ace :D I need to do some more stuff soon, been a bit quiet on that front.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Use it or lose it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Am I alone in wanting
to draw a glowing cock on?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Reminds me the Shrike from Hyperion
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# They say care in the NHS ain't what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I don't know who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:38, archived)
# he's blinking SOS in morse code
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Re Sig Don't worry, sometimes I don't know who I am.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:01, archived)
#


Click for bigger (92 kb)
Meanwhile, on ITV2.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)
# :D
who's choking Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:31, archived)
# No idea.
He's "on staff".
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# That's another fine idea
for a show, right there
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Chokin Wogan and Pokin Logan
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:39, archived)
# is it
a Cheggers?
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:38, archived)
# wogan's eyes :D
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] A final hit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
what's the body burst from?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# It's from a gif I found a while ago
I wasn't sure what to do with it
It was a random punter standing in a field who blew up when a button was pressed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)
# That'd be the infamous 10:10 campaign video what Richard Curtis wrote
The message was basically "If you don't agree with us, you deserve to die." As a result, it not only completely killed off the 10:10 movement, but also helped ruin all environmentalism everywhere, thus guaranteeing the planet's doom. Hooray!
(User #86772, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# the planet will survive
for a few billion years until the sun expands and fries it.


(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Oh yeah
Forgot about the fact our lack of concern towards the planet's well-being is mutual.
(User #86772, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Oh yeah, cheers
Here it is, it's David Ginola
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Remember kids....
moderate your intake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Nice
One that actually fits the challenge description, too!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:12, archived)
# needs more ELK! ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Apart from the lack of elk, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:59, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:33, archived)
# subtle 0/10
woo 9.5/10
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# good old pete
features rather heavily in this challenge, doesn't he
(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:16, archived)
# And his black and white, racially balanced, cat
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
Postman Chapati?
(UTB, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
great minds etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:33, archived)
# For curry in a hurry!
Not Postman ChaPATti then?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I read that in a rush and go "Post-Natal Pat"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Not everyone can pull it off...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# wut.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:18, archived)
# wat.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I want this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:35, archived)
# If enough of us believe it then it will be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# So I was right all along.
Psychos DO explode when sunlight hits them if they're crazy enough to alter reality.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:03, archived)
# harrhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Hellbeard
lovely stuff, Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# :)
www.whatsupmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ron-Perlman-face-34.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Gah!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha
Ron Perlman looks like Will Ferrell playing a neanderthal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Ha! YES!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# What do you mean, 'playing'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Why did the chicken walk into the music shop?

Click for 500+ more thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# hahahaha
oooo, definitely time to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# haha :D
furthermore: ahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Poussin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
#
We're not a butchers HOLY FUCK A TALKING CHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# "Got anything by Wings?"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Allow me to use said drumsticks
to say: Ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# haha poor old chook
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# haha
silly clucker
(patella, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I don't get it

:-)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:41, archived)
# everyone looks better with a dick dastardly 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Or pipe cleaners stuck up their nostrils
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Yes
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hello gran
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# He needs some tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# it's taken years off him!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# every time i go to asda with my sister
i try to talk her into us both nicking one of those and racing around the aisles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Do it, do it!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# i would
but she won't. i already stare at her and grin without blinking until i freak her out enought to yell at me to fuck off in the middle of the freezer section
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I bet he can get that up to 15 mph on the straights.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# haha he wouldn't even get up the ramp :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)

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