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[challenge entry] politics
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Hither came Cameron, Biter of Reindeer.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# 'happy austerity xmas you plebs'
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Trouble waiting to happen
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# But it's only 6.14k
I feel cheated now
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
# haha...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)
# haha
yes
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# La cirrhose du foie?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
port de Mercedes comme chapeau dans un tunnel
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Subtle
but: OOF!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# merci
les filename c'est le clue.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Omen omen.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# It's only a job...
Don't lose the head!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# He's really sticking his neck out on this one.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:44, archived)
# David Warner, like Charles Dance
is one of the better "oh, it's THAT guy from, what was the film ..."
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# He's been in so much stuff
it's unreal.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Sark, Jennings, The Unbound Doctor, Jack The Ripper, Evil and Dr. Necessiter.
Not to mention the fact he's been involved in The League of Gentlemen, Star Trek, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Babylon 5.
The man has always had my utmost respect.

EDIT: Fuck. A quick check of his Wikipage has thrown this out:
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# FUCK
/tips over hedge into garden in surprise.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:12, archived)
# If it's true, he's a great choice.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I think
he drowned in Titanic too, after Billy Zane nicked his revolver
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Aces.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Incidentally, Henry's first real "hole-in-one" turned out to be something entirely different than he had expected.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I bet his bastard mates painted a red bulleye on his pants.
Bastard mates. I hate Henry's mates.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# i hate henry's cat
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# you must have seen the movie
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# you must have read the book
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:41, archived)
# he's a mellow, yellow feline
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:41, archived)
# so take a second look
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# i bet hes got
crotchless pants on.
also in other news.... check out the size of that bulls sack
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# wrong hole wrong hole
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Anyone else watching this?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# butter: nature's lube
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Nothing like the product of inversion of the fats contained in the liquids squeezed out of a cow's tits to get you in the mood
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# indeed
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I once rubbed butter all over myself to see what it felt like
It felt lovely, but I stank. Even more so than usual.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# my mum once rubbed butter all over me
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I've never rubbed butter all over myself
Or had some one do it for me.

*feels hard done by
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# i had just been playing in tarmac
bad move.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Does it have English subtitles?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Butter yourself up dear
I'm going to shut the door.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
so it does.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I've never put a better bit of butter in me wife
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Oh, that's most sublime, Prodge.
I can see the cheery little fuckers singing it in their poorly drawn way now...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# no, there's no anal in it
and it conflicts with the scheduling of Elementary on SKY Atlantic.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] This tends to be a sign of trouble brewing, in films at least...
in films at least...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I didn't know Bernie Madoff was a security guard now
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# she can do better
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Not in those vile Mom (sic) jeans
He should leave her and get a whore.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:23, archived)
# fair point
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# He might be very kind and be a stallion in bed.
We're an evolved, sentient species, we look further than immediate physical attributes when choosing our partners.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I wouldn't do his missus though, she looks a right flat-chested shrew.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# with wonky eyes
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# he might be hung like a donkey
but i still don't like his nose
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# His nose is entirely non-descript.
If you're going to judge the poor bloke at least do it on his squinty little eyes, weak forhead, receding hairling, or copious jowls.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# i can't help it, i just hate his nose
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# pffft!
Happy fat bloke!
You shouldn't put yourself in images ...
=D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I look good without the specs though
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:13, archived)
# You enormous tosser.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I thought he was pulling OFF the jersy and that "away mission" was a euphemism for something sexy.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Yes. Yes he is.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# he'd be facing the other way if that was the case
*edit - made it look more like he's putting it on, just for you ;)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha, it wasn't a complaint.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Saw my first HD episode of TNG yesterday
Glorious!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# They are very pretty arn't they?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Apart from the slightly old school future fashion, you wouldn't know its as old as it is.
The shots of the ships look wonderful!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:55, archived)
# good luck, Ensign Skippy
you're gonna need it
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Grand stuff.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# It's Stevens from Accounts

(, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Based on a true story.

Guess who'll be pregnant by graduation. My money's on the peace sign in the front row and gothgirl in the far corner.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] If they appear like this on the 21st of the month, then the mayans were right all along...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40, archived)
# the lad with the big head usually stands on the left (our left)
i'm ashamed i know this
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:52, archived)
# That's true - they always stand in alphabetical order
Ant on the left, Dec on the right. From the viewer's perspective, anyway.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# aha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaaha
a portent of doom.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I was most ashamed of this at the time.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:59, archived)
# No picture but it appears Atomic has come over into /talk and been all dead clever and funny
Can whoever's got power of attorney/custody over this intermong come and collect him before somebody threatens violence on the internet at him, please?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# what's he done wrong?
I can't tell the difference between what he's typed and what other people on talk type
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# you forgot to compo it
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# ?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# /talk's that way ---->
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# He misses me.
Bless his little coal heart.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:29, archived)
# no
he's a big boy now, he can take care of himself.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# lol!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# BIG DOG'S COCK
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Is there a FAQ for talk?
I have no idea what house rule he has broken.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# being dead clever and funny
apparently
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# *Rubs chin*
That explains a lot.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:09, archived)
#

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# but he's got talent
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Fuck off you Tesco Value Tesco Value
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Prick
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I like chicken.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# No.
You freaks deserve all you get. It part of the atomic mission to kill b3ta.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
# /talk drama, yay.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Atomic killed Talk?
Huzzah :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# neener neener neener
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# wanker
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Needs more red jumper.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Gay squaddies FTW!
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Haha!
This is basically exactly the card I made for my other half when she passed.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:26, archived)
# The L card
is completely irrelevant to this picture.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Women drivers right what are they doing driving in the kitchen etc etc

etc
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Or
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes it's childish.
But you're a poopyhead. So there.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# MYRRRHHHHHDERRRR!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:58, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Goldie, Frankenstein's Monster & Hindly?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# mara
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Myra
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# what he said :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha :D
(the one on the left is clearly a woman with a fake beard by the way)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: ACCIDENTS WAITING TO HAPPEN


It's the opening scene in Casualty. You know - man up a ladder chainsawing his hedge with a dog chained to a rung. A squirrel runs past.... design a disaster waiting to happen. Challenge suggested by Monkeon.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't believe what I've just found
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, archived)
# That was a lovely day out....
Until he was felt up by that man.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# u winz teh internetz
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Love his expression in the bottom left pic.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I got one of those
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I think it should win the compo
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This wins imho
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# very nice
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# this should totally win :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
# very good!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# This turned out more violent than I expected
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Quato-box
Nice work
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# YAY!
Superb.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:32, archived)
# SPLAT!
woo yeah!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Delightful :)
You know, if you really have nothing better to do, this could be made to tile ...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Still looks good


(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Does it tile?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I'm not sure if I understand
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:58, archived)
# That's the plot of "Prometheus", isn't it?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:19, archived)
# There was a plot?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I like this
KohoutovΓ‘esque
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Nice.....
Where's the como at though?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:29, archived)
# This is a lovely series.
When you are done, you should put them all on one page and submit it for the newsletter.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Didn't know you could do that
will do
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Such things don't always make it in,
but I think they'd look really good side-by-side and it makes sense to give people a single link to share them.

NB By "one page", I mean something like a tumblr blog, rather than just a new thread here
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Doesn't matter because I have got nothing to lose
btw I am going to make more until it fills up 1:28 min and make a whole video out of them
thanks
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Animation causes insanity............................True Fact!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I love this and understand its message.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I like it :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# It actually calms me down
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07, archived)
# excellent
stuff...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# The sun'll come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar etc
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Enigmatic...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# =D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
great
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
"'Gypsy Rose Lee' - oh, are you a medium?"
"No luv, Ah'm extra laarge".
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Love this
Is this a repost, or did I only see it in my head before?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I just made it so not a pea from me
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:21, archived)
# No worries, it's great and I like it
:)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I think I saw a Miserable Les at some point
always pleasant either way =)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I did it years back
got FPd I think.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Chin up, Cosette.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:07, archived)
# HAH!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hello
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Those are a bit witty for /talk
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Dreams come true at Christmas *
* may not happen
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Yes, No, I'm bored...
/standard talk posts -off
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:17, archived)
# arf!
He's a pope for today!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:26, archived)
# lololol
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha
Excellent
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Seems about right.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!
spot on.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# XD...Let's compare it to reality...XD
www.b3ta.com/talk/7604402
(ewww...I touched 'Talk'...now I feel dirty)
*yuk* :P
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:55, archived)
# very good
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)
# it's funny because /talk are so shit and /board are so great - they deserve two parachutes!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Gove you tw@
assets4.pinimg.com/upload/245657354646025059_hAyNJiUT.jpg (2.2mb)
[MOD EDIT - linked for size - keep anims under 400k cheers]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:02, archived)
# 2.3Mb?
I thought I was back on dial-up for a moment there.

FAQ etc.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Chunky style.
Nom.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:07, archived)
# It's a gif labelled as a jpg, witchcraft!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Animated jpgs. Best of all the formats.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Mjpeg....
Ah the days of the arguing over formats...
From what I remember the philips CDI was set up for MJPEG which became MPEG.
Although I may be talking bollocks as it's from an article I vaguely remember reading in my teens.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:27, archived)
# burn him
burn him hard.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I still am
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:19, archived)
# it was like waiting for it to load from 3.5inch floppy
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# ...HOUSE!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:15, archived)
# He died in a fire....
Or did he? Hymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
never watched it.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:42, archived)
# 2.3 MEG?
Here's me struggling with the 400k limit and you abuse us like that?

I'm telling me mam!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:22, archived)
# HA!..I laugh in the face of 2.3Mb

and I taunt eet a second time!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:30, archived)

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