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# Merry FUCKmess!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Peas on earth!



cfb



cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:09, archived)
# at some point in the near future
i intend to use the phrase "i'll be pulling tentacles out of my pants for weeks."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
# GO CUNTBOX GO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:25, archived)
# That's the name of my band!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I killed it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:26, archived)
# FUCKY BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Good going. Next, them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:47, archived)
# NAME YOUR CHALLENGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The first webcam was for people to know if a coffee pot was in use


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:35, archived)
# one of my early internet projects - 1995 I think
was a page where you could vote on who made the tea in my office

I used page counters to judge the votes - not hugely accurate
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# you mean you cheated to avoid kettle duties
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:40, archived)
# yes
but I think the office ignored the votes so it didn't matter hugely
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:42, archived)
# fair do's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I'd always assumed that making the tea
is seen as one above having to do work and so people would want to do it. Like a second-rate fag break.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I wasn't working
I was looking at the internet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Yikes I remember this and my first dial up on the Internet. Command line only
Then Mosaic turned up. Since then shaved genitalia, cats doing stupid stuff and me me me me. Progress I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# The internet was better in the 90s
before all the people turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Pffff. internet.
I was having dial-up cybersex on Commodore BBSes before any of the posers started [air quotes] logging on [/air quotes].

It occurs to me that there's not much difference between "I was into them before they were cool" and "When oi were a lad…"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:54, archived)
# The difference is that one is born of arrogance
and one is nostalgia, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I had no idea.
They had a coffee-cam at Uni at Bath. It was only allowed as a machine learning experiment, otherwise we couldnt have had a coffee-machine.
(bovine intervention, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:38, archived)
# This is actually very interesting.
Relatively of course. But it's good to know that the original use for this technology was as pointless as what it continues to be used for.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Jimmy Saville touched underage girls

.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Cor, rob's got a cracking pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I always thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:41, archived)
# That's some old-school cartoon tits right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:07, archived)
# merry christmas
my fellow c nuts. love the thing. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# needs more Christmas Balls
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Check this out
I'm too lazy to post it on links.

Fucking awesome show- www.amoeba.com/live-shows/detail-1122/index.html#cat-most_recent_shows/page-1
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I rarely check out 'links'.
This is awesome. I'm watching it right now. Two drummers FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 0:23, archived)
# DING DONG FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:07, archived)
# that old photo of me
there's newer ones linked on my twitter thing twitter.com/robmanuel

These days I look like I've got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# I don't know how to use twitter but it seems very complex
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:47, archived)
# That was the first time I ever went to Twitter.
NEVER AGAIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Too many Robs smiling back at me is giving me the Fear.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Hope you haven't got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# i haven't
I just got a bit fat so made an effort to lose weight and now I worry friends who think I look ill.

Can't win. My advice to everyone is stuff cotton wool in ears so you can't hear the wittering.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Have you tried to be arty and got 'em out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I'll only get them out if artistically necessary for the script
and I want double money for muff shots
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:01, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
You utter loon. That works so well and is saved to my special place.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:25, archived)
# ant or dec
followed by jamie oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Huzzah best 24th Dec ever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
# icicles and chesticles?
my, you're spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:58, archived)
# "sounds of chorus of cheering kids"- YAY!
Cheer up you little shits.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:10, archived)
# a cthulhu is for life, not just for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Lots-O'-Huggin' Octopus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:14, archived)
# HaHaHaHa Would:D
(herman:D, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:18, archived)
# fuck, that's a hornkiller for anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Just imagine how much pink lacey fabric she has wedged into various crevices.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:28, archived)
# i'd rather not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# You've thought it for us, so we don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:54, archived)
# That is disgusting, and yet...
...ever so slightly erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:29, archived)
# NO just, NO,
and I like amply proportioned ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:51, archived)
# 'cos
everything feels like tits?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:53, archived)
# There is something in out of window.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:12, archived)
# thefearthefearthefearnicetitsrobthefearthearthefear
*fwappers*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Phwoar
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Seasons Gropings!
(chrisman99, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Who is this fellow?
He seems familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# it's the hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Season's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:55, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Blame Michael Legge for this.
Bigger after the click.

Bigger after the click.

Bigger after the click.

Bigger after the click.

Happy holidays :)
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# i lol'd
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:58, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:14, archived)
# :D :D
yippee ki yay ...mothafuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Best holiday film bar none. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:56, archived)
# It's good, but I'd prefer to watch 'It's A Wonderful Life', 'Rare Exports' or 'Bad Santa'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Bad Santa's a good film.
Jingle All The Way could potentially be on the list, though for different reasons. 'Puht dat cooukie dawuhn' and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:17, archived)
# what, no scrooged?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:23, archived)
# It's also good, but it's no "Muppets Christmas Carol".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:41, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Far too cheery for me
I'll go for 'Oh whistle and I'll come to you, my lad' '68 version, 'The woman in black' '89 version or perhaps 'Jacobs Ladder'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:24, archived)
# A Ghost Story For Christmas fan, eh?
"The Signalman" youtu.be/VmBkK7N3Hhc
"Lost Hearts" youtu.be/dBeHYhpT7GE
"A Warning To The Curious" youtu.be/okXnC4-Y63w
"The Treasure of Abbot Thomas" youtu.be/mNG5hYmwAaM
"The Stalls of Barchester" youtu.be/nXIVQI4p7dM
"The Ash Tree" youtu.be/yr6EpC_3IFE
"A View From A Hill" youtu.be/oR0W5hwk5lc
"Number 13" youtu.be/r9JwgF4qjmE

And the 1989 TV version of "The Woman In Black" youtu.be/7eQ5sFNUg9M
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
# 'The Signalman' has got to be my favourite out of your list.
Some cracking MR James adaptations about.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:58, archived)
# The spooky ghoul outside the tunnel gave me The Fear when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I never saw it as a kid but,
as an adult 'Oh whistle...' was properly disturbing, the remake less so.
Best to be alone for the full effect.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Ooooh, I love Jacob's Ladder. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# One of my all time faves.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:59, archived)
# An excellent film, and the first to incorporate the now overused supernatural shakyhead.
Never, ever, watch it on acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Hah, it's the one film I WOULDN'T watch on acid.
That and probably Fantastic Planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I imagined the shakyhead was a Japanese horror motif.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Agreed, though I think 2 has the edge as
it has more snow in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:06, archived)
# jolly great =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Haha!
Apart from the Christmas Party, one Christmas tree falls over in the whole book.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:13, archived)
# yippeekay
thoustyaywoohouplahuzzah. motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Unsure if this hasn't been pointed out.
But it is a book already. Although not inspired by Michael Legge nor written by Charles Dickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 3:20, archived)
# I know :)
Toyed with putting Roderick Thorp's name on the cover, but it sort of derailed the idea too much.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Groovy, still finely made all the same.
Dickens suits the season.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)
# santa on dragons den...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I really like his sad face. Well done.
The lady looks more like cleopatra though
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# To be fair to scary witch ....
his business plan and cash-flow projections were shit :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# santa is much saddened by gherkin woman's rejection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# father christmas is much better
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
# You've got Peter Jones off perfectly
and click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Hah! He looks gutted!
Nicely done. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# With any luck he'll give up, and it won't catch on.
doh!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more massive shoulder pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Shoulder pads make the world go round :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Ha Ha...don't cry Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# hola
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# hehehee
cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# haha
edit: does the circus1.gif name mean it's the first in a series?

*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# i wish
i'll be watching Octopussy later to get some inspiration :)
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha. quality
:}
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:39, archived)
# cheers
i'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha cute lion :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!
Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# They don't make circus like this anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
# oh, i don't know
cirque du soleil is a pile of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Really? I've never been but I always thought it looked pretty good from clips and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# saw it years ago
biggest pile of pretentious shite i've ever witnessed. regretted spending even a penny on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# The last one I went to was the one in Blackpool Tower, years and years ago.
There was that Bobby Roberts one as well, but... yeah, those animals looked depressed as fuck. Not into using animals in circuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# i've never been very keen on circuses at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Poor animals,
so tropical creatures don't like being driven up and down Britain in lorries, who'd have thought?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Humans don't like being driven up and down Britain in lorries, let alone elephants and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# having never been driven around in an elephant, i couldn't possibly comment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# That was worded rather oddly, wasn't it? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:59, archived)
# The GEL would be required,
along with a kinky elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I'm afraid a substantial amount would be needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Rob only thinks he's running the show.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# HahahaH:D
more of this please:D
(herman:D, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# haha! dirty lion!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:38, archived)
# A sponge for punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha FP!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry. It's moo milk.

Source of news story: consumerist.com/2007/03/06/nwa-worker-ejaculates-on-passenger/
Source of milk lady pictures: englishrussia.com/2009/04/08/russian-milk-ads/ originally from Russian milk ad campaign.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Mmmmm...........
Milky, milky....
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# Express yourself
(gijoel, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 5:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for the shameless style-rip


Click for bigger (170 kb)
A mate shared a photo of a shower mushroom and this is all I saw. Sorry to whichever b3tan's style I've nicked (but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery).
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Is this a fact?
It's very festive, whatever the hell it is.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Fact?
What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# A shower mushroom?
That's nice. Did it actually have the santa hat on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# No
but your question rather flatters my GIMP technique.
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Looking at different armours in fiction. In this case, Samus Aran from Metroid.
First time I've drawn entirely digitally in ages. I'd usually scan hand-drawn stuff in, but left my scanner in Preston, like a big idiot.
But whatever, I think it turned out okay all things considered.


And also, new logo. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I left my scanner in Preston
Isn't quite the same as I left my heart in San Fransisco, but you are entitled to a Woo! for the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# It's a much more low-key version, I grant you.
And cheers! :D I think I'll cope with just my tablet for a few more weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Megaman?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Nah, Samus Aran from Metroid.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXVA_RDzxss

Though Megaman might be a good one for the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Nice, I like the colour work on the hair.
Some of the straight horizontal lines on the breastplate *giggles like a 10 year old* throw the perspective off a bit for me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah, perhaps I could have given them a little more of an angle. But thanks regardless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Basically you've drawn it from boob hieght.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Uhh... yeah! Yeah, I meant to do that!
She's... uh... really tall, or standing on something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Your art has improved greatly over the last year.
More solid lines, better proportions and anatomy, and overall style. I don't care for the logo and I'm still not a fan of the gradients, but that's just my opinion. Great job man! I'm keeping an eye on you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Cheers Atomic! :D
I'm growing somewhat weary of the old logo, so I plan to reconstruct it somehow. Shall have to see what a bit of reworking can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Instead of a fox, make it a dinosaur.
A rainbow one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Recycle old toys


this christmas
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:53, archived)
# A little recycling goes a long way.

This is my tree, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:10, archived)
# That is about as accurate
as the stories I was told!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Do it again!
Hold the camera still, and use the flash light. Awesome Christmas card!
(bovine intervention, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bizarre fact:
About 10 skydivers a year are sucked into jet engines.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:13, archived)
#
They knew what was coming.
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Bizarre Fact:
Pedro Hin believes that 74.8% of Bizarre Facts are made up.

WOO to the image :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:49, archived)
# 98% of respondents
Agree that 74.8% of Bizarre Facts are made up.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I agree with them 67% of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Excellent. Topical. Shattered the FP meter. Why is this not on the front page yet?
Ho! Ho HO HOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Nice bloodage.
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 22:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Hovering dogs
Are frequently sucked into jet engines. :)
Nicely done. If it wasn't for the dog, you wouldn't even know that was a loop.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:16, archived)
# All glory to the hoverdog!

Incidentally, that background shot is gorgeous - one of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:23, archived)
# sadly no, the traffic loop is a gif I found
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# It's a merry-go-round slowly and gracefully flicking off dogs
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:41, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Needs more shadow.

Pearoast? Not a dog? Eh, close enough.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I tip my Santa hat to you, sir.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I am not going to click 'I like this!' until I can be assured that this dog wasn't harmed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Me too.
I strongly suspect the use of helium and eye-poachers.
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# Its the ghost of a dog that Toasty bummed to death.
:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:54, archived)
# beige sky at night, floating dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Here it comes again.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# My spouse and I on the telly last night..
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:04, archived)
# that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Anyone having brussels sprouts for Christmas?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:59, archived)
# NO! I am still trying to get the sulfur out of my digestive tract from asparagus a few days ago
*sleeping on the couch*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# that's gonna take a long time to hatch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I spent my Saturday subverting Tesco Christmas Cards



(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:39, archived)
# haha, that Osborne one is genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:43, archived)
# You are banksy AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Top one for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:48, archived)
# 1st class
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# inspiring :D
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:57, archived)
# :D excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Aaaw
How festive.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:23, archived)
# i tink i'll be spending most of mine vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Every day is Christmas for you, Smashy!
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# far too many shots last night :(
which doesn't explain the very camp man who wanted to look at my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:02, archived)
# mystery solved!
seems one of my mates told him i had invisible nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# What kind of joints do you frequent, forgawdsake?
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# very dark and dingy places
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Excellent
The two male robins in the second one would probably be trying to peck each others eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I like the third one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Haha, great work.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ohhh haha nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Ho-ho-ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Haha
If Banksy had done the first one it would be worth loads!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMYnWTd8v8M
(herman:D, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:52, archived)
# They're great :)
Love the Osbourne one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# wunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Bravo, that man. Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Third one is definitely the most inventive, given the sauce
Can I be related to you, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha, these are all woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:08, archived)
# your teapot seems to be in a state of flux
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:11, archived)
# ^Very much this
I would struggle dealing with the lid
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:18, archived)
# can't draw those

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:37, archived)
# This is somehow more terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:40, archived)
# This is disgusting pot porn.
Go to your room.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Schizophrenic teapot is making me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I'm a little teap...no wait...an elepha...teapo...ele...tea... fuck it, I'm a blob
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Here's my handle, here's my spouuiiuarrggghhghgh oh GOD NO!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# one of the frames looks like Charlie Brown
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# 'ningles you sexah Chrimbo mofos!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:09, archived)
# I still can't get my head round that hut being real
I mean why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:38, archived)
# drainage fees are notoriously high round the Dents du Midi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:47, archived)
# For poo reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Seems extreme
Most rational people would have remarked "You are out of your mind," when asked their opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)
# I notice you didn't say that.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:22, archived)
# They enter, they poo
but they don't leave.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:02, archived)
# :D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Coz it's sodding freezing out there. That ans I superglued the seat.
EDIT: Or possibly because of after a shite that size they're just an empty sack of skin on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I bet it's like this in there;
youtu.be/gOjtaXdbqfU
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# best toilet view in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Because I am feeling all shitty and not in the little bit Christmassy
Have this filthy pearoast



And how's the gay shift going?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:08, archived)
# gayshift is dead
...have a valinesque thing

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:10, archived)
# No it is not
you hideous cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I've not seen a good gnop for a while...
cunt

so here's a shonkey one :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 23 Dec 2012, 4:29, archived)
# That is really rather hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:32, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:33, archived)
# ^ The aforementioned.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I keep thinking you're me, which is really confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Me?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I might be.....
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Universal Jungian collective consciousness is universal.
I'm off now, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Miss Piggy-go-round.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:22, archived)
# I am now 24 hours late getting home to my children after 6 weeks away
and I am stranded in Philadelphia. My flight has been cancelled, but I am hoping to get to Heathrow. After that Devon seems to be flooded, so we shall have to see.

Just holding out for getting home for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Fuck and I thought I had it bad having to go bargain booze in the rain earlier!
I hope you get home safe and sound as soon a possible my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Oh shit, hope you get back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:40, archived)
# fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Your Rev Ian Paisley profile background does
my napper in but still, get home safely...
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# We're the gayshift. We fight fascism 12 hours per day.
Sometimes more.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:47, archived)
# We just need to see your passport.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:12, archived)
# its all gay and shifty!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:46, archived)

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