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# burp
(Zoidaroid, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:08, archived)
# This scenario is, of course, completely plausible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:12, archived)
# I always knew the conspiracy was true
Les Dawson shot JFK with his long brown jizz pipe, and then was subsequently tickled to death by Jack Ruby in alley adjacent to the Les Dawson look-a-like contest....and they called me mad, but I always knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:25, archived)
# this happened in an alternate universe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:25, archived)
# EVERYTHING happened in an alternate universe.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:54, archived)
# So....
SIZE does matter after all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Long Arm
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaah
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:03, archived)
# man, this made me laugh like a mutley
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Well I liked it !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
# and me
(herman:D, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Haha :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 10:49, archived)
# i love this
and by extension, you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 11:39, archived)
# It was a gurning flash mob.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# ohh, eerie
i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:27, archived)
# That's
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:38, archived)
# That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:40, archived)
#
2:00am, my dog goes crazy, so I let her out in the yard. She smashes through the shed wall to get inside. Making a huge noise, fighting a raccoon in there. I had to go in with a stick to get them apart. The raccoon got away, and my dogs face was all bloody.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Dog on cat action ... I HOPE NOTHING SEXY HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# comics really are shit now
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:42, archived)
# ThIs is lovely...
Watch out Mr Raccoon !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Disney gone BAD
woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Yiff yiff grr
sexytiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Woo Nicely
YaY
(herman:D, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# !!!Awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:41, archived)
# No reason.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:34, archived)
# oh well done

Go to your room.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I'm, already in a room!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Go to another room that is far away from the computer.
Maybe to another house.
Or another neighborhood.
Or another city.
Or another country.
Or another planet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I did all those things
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Tattoos or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:13, archived)
# this is
atomic
(Zoidaroid, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:11, archived)
# 77% discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Fresh Christ
proven by leading nutritional experts to contain five times more vitamins and iron than conventional frozen Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# There's too much sex and violins in the world.
www.vanessamae.com/vmh/gallery250/vmaysan223b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Oh a moon hat
that's rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# everyone should have a moon hat
even people with excess moons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I love a girl with excess moons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I say we plant a flag on cruithne and just confuse everyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:12, archived)
# I dont recognise this style
you are not atomic
:)
(Zoidaroid, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:09, archived)
# The tag looks real though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:31, archived)
# FUCK
This is some kind of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Oh this is good
Says I
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 2:00, archived)
# ---the glow of the moon is most impressive
--it looks real---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 8:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:21, archived)
# idontlikethefont
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Look at his hands.
The hands of a hillside strangler.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Ha ha... nicely.............
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:29, archived)
# And a pea.....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Happy Birthday to the doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Dear fucking god
dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Balls to it


Click for bigger (392 kb)

Cant be arsed titting around with it anymore. Hope you all enjoy the shit joke!

How's everyones evening?
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Oh, pleeeeease....
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:17, archived)
# a-thank you :)
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I like this !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:33, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Slow board means....
.

.
bad joke !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Haha
I'll see if I can come up with a bad joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# ...or...CNBDVSWIF
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Can still give you Wind
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# You need more vowel movements !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:43, archived)
# You'll just have to crust me(at) when I say no.
But my memory's flaky, so you might want to get another b3tan to fillin(g) the gaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I could kiss you for those puns
Pukka up
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# A kiss on the chips? Let's not be too pastry about our relationship.
I'm not chicken, but there's not mushroom in my flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Too much at steak?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# No kidney-ing, but I don't have any beef with you
Sorry but I don't mince my words
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Arf.... There are many variations.



(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Dont know if you saw this :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Aces!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:33, archived)
# More like a travesty
It probably took a tenth of the time to deface yours as it took you to make it in the first place :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Just for that
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:26, archived)
# just for this.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I think I was indicted in that scandal
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:36, archived)
# By a whistle blower
with a deep throat?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 10:50, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Too Much of The Summer Wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
the face when she stops hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:28, archived)
#

Turn to 75 and Roll a dice to de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:55, archived)
# *awards the cloak of first response*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# *tumesces*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ha-ha! I had that one.
Preferred the Indiana Jones 'Find Your Fate' books, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Fantastic work, Lord Toast.
Did anyone share my dream of writing their own "Choose your own Adventure" in a school workbook?
I based mine on Conan. It was far too complex but filled a summer pleasantly even if it remains unfinished. I might finish it this coming year, destroy the internet and market it, making my millions. Just need a title. Obviously the marketing will be done using sandwich boards as I'll have destroyed the internet.
*edit* Steve Jackson's "Sorcery!" was cooler in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Crappy 80ies technology...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I've got a Chav Girl voice on my tomtom*
*trufax
"turn ta thah roight, willya"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I think you'll find that's Dick Van Dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but at one point she says "I recon I might be pregnant ...you have a fag?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# You see my point?
That's a line from the script of Mary Poppins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Saw a pregnant woman having a smoke outside the pub the other day.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# that's all? what?
did they put the bag back on your head and put you back in the van afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:14, archived)
# My memory's a little hazy after that.
Though I woke up in a skip without my wallet. Bit of a nuisance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# mm Skips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Quite right, you don't want to be giving the other customers cancer too.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# are you sure
she wasn't just Greggnant?
(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 8:12, archived)
# hehehehe
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Oh fuck.
*clix*

Does it have the Bright Eyes night illumination system?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I like this so I clicked like
Though it gave me the earworm, so I now wish to unlike it *searches for button*
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Shame she didn't have it with her when she was lost in france
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Likes
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I need one
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Now
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Tonight
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Hehe
My Dad bought a car from Bonnie Tyler once. She said it was in perfect condition. It was fine most of the time, but it turned out that every now and then it fell apart.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I giggled.
Then I read the little tag line and I did a proper laugh.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:25, archived)
# reddit?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha - fucking 'ell :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
way better than the princess Diana model. all that PoS does is repeat "Put your foot down driver, i think we can lose them"

(original credit to Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle, i forget which)
(Matty73, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Oh good god SPANG
I remember bumping into her walking into a bakery in Swansea. She's more hair than human now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Whoopee!

WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:22, archived)
# as a victim of a 10 years sentence in a roman-catholic parochial school, i find this shit to be too real :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# As long as someone's terrible repressed memories get dredged up
Then I've done my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)
# :D :D YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Nuns are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:57, archived)
# LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Exactly, fit to frighten a Chihuahua.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Nothing but totally fresh and original conent for you kiddies! :D :D
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^t
(Now edited for more realistic motion timing: )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Conent?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:31, archived)
# is that VLC Media-Player's Halloween easter-egg?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Yes
Or No.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)
# needs more penis
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# A Firm Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Now comes with kung-fu grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I will save this bird and destroy the Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
# needs more animated pigeonslapping
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Luke loved the Pinata on his birthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Very nice
And also congratulations on seeing your Jesus cartoon on Mashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:26, archived)
# ^what she said
shame about the unfunny annoying cunt who presented the show though, I gave up after 10 mins, who else had some work in it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:30, archived)
# ^this
I gave up trying to watch it and am currently working my way through the list of contributors just finding the fun stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I thought Rich Fulcher did a good job of stringing together a lot of disparate pieces
he's not to everyone's tastes, but then I'm sure neither were some of the clips :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# It was 10 minutes of good stuff hidden amongst a slew of indifferent songs and Rich Fulcher mugging to camera.
But the 10 minutes that worked worked very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I agree.
I watched it all and the pieces I enjoyed were by contributors I recognised. The highlight for me was HappyToast's Jebus bit.
I like most of Rich Fulcher's stuff but the reason he wasn't particularly amusing in the links was that there wasn't a single joke in his material.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)
# ^what she said
fell asleep halfway through
(herman:D, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Mhmm, glad I V+'d it. Just hit fast-forward whenever Bob Fossil was on.
There was about... 4 things that I actually liked on that show; HappyToast's bit, the Symphony of Science, Somegreybloke's bit and that Felix Baumgartner music video.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:52, archived)
# The ones I know are b3tans = SwedeMason, HappyToast, Monkeon, Faceburger, Rob, Some Grey Bloke.
The ones who probably are b3tans = Tea and Cheese, Dan Bull, Cassetteboy.
Don't know about the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Congrats to all :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Cassetteboy hangs around on /links
like a twisted freak
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:50, archived)
# might there be a link someplace watchable?
sadly the original says it's not available in my area
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:52, archived)
# It's all feeding through Channel 4 at the mo. You might fare better with this:
youtu.be/BhBSm-b8x2I

Failing that - someone else will undoubtedly host a link in the next few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Haha, this makes me want to listen to Nailbomb's Shit Pinata
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:41, archived)
# UTINI!
*smack*
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Certainly congratulations are in order!
But Unfortunatley I too had to turn this off after about 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:29, archived)
# *vwump*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# inevitable
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# When I left you, I was but the learner - now I am the master.*
*May contain untruths.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# It's a piñjawa
Very nice
(gijoel, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 5:45, archived)
# THERE WILL BE NO COP OUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 6:01, archived)
# THERE WILL BE COPPING A FEEL
And possibly a stranglewank using his own web instead of a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Spiderwank, spiderwank,
Uses four arms to rub his plank.
Shoots his load, any size,
Just don't get it in your eyes.
Look out! Here comes the spiderwaaaaaaank!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:39, archived)
#
In the still of night
he will get
off his rocks.
With the speed of light
he will come
in his socks.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:51, archived)
# I can only imagine the burst of X-rays and gamma radiation
As the near light-speed spooge hits his sock, possibly destroying a small town. Now that's a dangerwank!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:04, archived)
# HEXAWANK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Crank up the webshooter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# oh, your spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Your best work.
No doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:05, archived)
# A girl and her balloon.

Heh. Only been back making pictures a few days, and I'm already in a rut :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:51, archived)
# That's luverly!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Better than a stickman hammering a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:24, archived)
# i know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:33, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Lovely indeed!
I like this style you're developing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:35, archived)
# These are fab
-ric :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# just satisfying a request I saw further down the board
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:39, archived)
# oh fuck, ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:42, archived)
# If you like that, you'll love this...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:49, archived)
# Faster! Faster!
More Fastly!


I wanna see motionbluring!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:04, archived)
# oh shit, i didn't save the original masterpiece of layers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:16, archived)
# just draw a blur on it, innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:29, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:38, archived)
# You've done very well
and should be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 5:48, archived)
# pfffft!
edit: evil pigeon is unimpressed
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:55, archived)
# crusty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:02, archived)
# He's seen things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Things that change a pigeon
Things that leave feathers ruffled.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:15, archived)
# Things that make him consider using a bus to flatten himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Pogeon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Page 16 new today

click for link
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:57, archived)
# click for...
log in?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:41, archived)
# just press the grey button
for a larger view.

I am fearless!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 6:13, archived)
# So I had this dream


That terry wogan jumped into the air, and he had this strange protruding stomach that pointed in the direction of travel.

It was most peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:03, archived)
# You've been hanging about with Butters too long. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:09, archived)
# heh
if I hung about with butters the result would be terrifying

lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:15, archived)
# watching 2012 mashed
Who thinks Rich Fulcher is an unfunny cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:29, archived)
# I can't be arsed to go put the tv on
I suspect I'm not missing much
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:30, archived)
# yea not really, a few good b3tans and a few id rather not mention


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:33, archived)
# those evil b3tans will be the detriment of us all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Look for them in our senses-shattering next issue!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:49, archived)
# this I would actually like to see
using the power of b3ta they do evil

just think of the possibilities :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Just finished now, was alright I suppose.
I really liked this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epdnc4LWrFQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Saggy tits ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Apropos of nothing, a boy and his pet.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Nice
I hope they are on the lookout for cats.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:20, archived)
# adventure time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:21, archived)
# ahhhh
also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:26, archived)
# We're gonna need some smaller milking tweezers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:30, archived)
# hahhaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:33, archived)
# pfffft!
lordy.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Anatomically accurate?
Or are you being flattering?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha! A life study?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:14, archived)
# *FEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Knitted mountain cosies.
How much wool do you think would be needed to knit a cosy for an average UK mountain?
Hedges and livestock would need to be accounted for.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:34, archived)
# And there would, of course, be a MASSIVE increase in wool use...
... so they would be covered in sheep, also in cosies.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:38, archived)
# smashing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Flipping charming!
And since we're apropos of nothing-ing:
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Nice! Very cyber-punk. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:48, archived)
# nice
and i almost missed the cdc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I spotted the CDC right away.
The "Jizz" brand spraypaint took a little longer.
And I had to zoom in to read the "Bums" patch on her sleeve.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:57, archived)
# All sorts of lovely, this. :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:49, archived)
# This is fecking ace
I quite like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Awwwz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 2:26, archived)
# Have a Rob.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# TWO WEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10900867
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 4:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Noel Fielding?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Peter Duncan was supposed to be on stage, could have sworn it was Russell Howard
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:04, archived)
# ?
(herman:D, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
PS ha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:11, archived)
# hah (to all)
i was just wondering how to combat my rather aimless frame of mind this evening...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:17, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:26, archived)
# :)
Or, rather...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Small wee after laughing
it happens
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:17, archived)

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