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# Random Tuesday shite.


How is everybody? Nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Love it :D watched Final Cut for the first time in ages last night.
And I'm smashing thanks. Hopefully off out on the piss later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# no tackle
i am disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Not the first time you've uttered those words, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# sadly not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# I'll take a basic pleasure model, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Oooo-ooooooh....
I'll have a "Pris Pleasure Deluxe" with optional Nutcracker Thighs, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# +++Matter transference complete+++
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# can you think of a better way to exchange long protein strands?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# For some reason, they look like Tussaud's waxworks
Gone wrong in this image.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I have golden bum draw plan. Other request please :3
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Golden Bu- oh.
Draw a gang of wolves getting high in the woods and playing Call of Duty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# While one of them is forced to sit on Nonce-guard
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah, he's out back on a vape, watching for "candy vans" with night-vision goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# While Neo-Nazi Gibbons plot an attack from the Western Mountains of Kha'al
Riding their fleet of Keith Chegwins
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# and I think we have ourselves a screenplay
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I'll get Zack Snyder on the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# NOT WITHOUT OUR STORY BOARD
WHERE IS OUR STORY BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# If Moggy doesn't do it, I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# !!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# This will be the film's theme tune
alongside 'Playing with the Boys' by Kenny Loggins. And for the sex scene, 'I Cum Blood' by Cannibal Corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum with his Golden Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Is that Macca or Morgan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# I've forgotten his name
he was in a 70s band, but I can't remember if he's old punk or glam
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Roy Walker's hit the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# That's what happens with Mr Chips navigating ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# "Say watcha see now..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Cheggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# An encroaching sense of ennui
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# A transatlantic cruise ship being attacked by the Kraken.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Draw David Cameron in India
doing an impression of Prince Philip taking the piss out of the Chinese in front of Ban Ki Moon, who is nonchalantly frotting the corpse of Indira Ghandi.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Some ant on a jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# An ant on a jamrag?
I have an ant carrying a tampon (and wearing a bowler)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# A whelk dreaming of better things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Draw
some sort of cyclops furry with two tails wearing a Tesco value T shirt.

What, you already did? Good, you can fuck off then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# How rude.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I'm quite good at rude.
But it is so rarely called upon these days.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# A frog fucking a cat in the ear
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# A pangolin beating the shit out of Dennis the Menace, while a 100 foot tall robot crushes Moscow in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Draw as much hateful attention away from me as you can.
Oh. You have. Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Ehh D:
If I did it, I get on the wrong side of my friends.
...of course. I don't have harm.


(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I'm glad you drew that to explain things
but why is the freakish child Jolly jack sticking his hand in Dr Jeff's anus?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# ...its tail.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# sorry
but why is the freakish child Jolly jack sticking his tail in Dr Jeff's anus?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# He don't stick anything...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Sorry JJ
You will always be Sid Little to his Eddie Large. But we all know you are part of a double act that was never funny in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Pfft
Searingly accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Draw Angelina Jolie as a pirate, sailing across the Caribbean
searching for the lost treasure of Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I'm happy with your golden bum draw plan
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# :D Hehe
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Rob already used up todays request thread
www.b3ta.com/board/10929680
Give us yer yen
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# DRAW HELICOPTOR CAT
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Please go to toyshop...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# a chinese mouse having sex with a korean vole while a japanese shrew looks on quizzically
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# ^ This
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# copter cat
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I don't want to this idea.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Harvey Keitel wondering why he's never eaten peaches before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# My username
in vivid colours
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Are there that many vivid shades of brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# My personal favourite is
Austin Allegro Brown
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# that's not a colour...it's a smell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Great your name.... D8
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# a red panda fisting a deaf walrus prostitue....
while a band of pimp penguins applaud and give pointers!
(then comp it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# can i request you don't waste threads?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# I don't waste any thread.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# You will never understand us. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Draw Big Yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:00, archived)
# 1920s gangster squirrel girls
Because.... I have a friend, yes a friend, who's into that stuff.
(gijoel, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# You ruddy rotters! When I'm growd up, I WILL own you all
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# titty lip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Creepy...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Hehehe
I...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ...knew
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# oh my oh my
excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Aceness!
His mouth is like that scary-faced money box thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Furies, of Greek/Roman mythology.....Jolly Jack style.
.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# all i can think of as i look at them
is james woods saying "woah, is my hair out?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Heh. He was the highlight of that movie :D
(Weirdly, you're the first person to point that out. I'm surprised.)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# agreed
also, i've seen that film waaaay too many times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# But these aren't furries...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# You're right. They're not.
Maybe they dress up on weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Are there any plans to explode your donut?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I don't visit those sort of clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# ....bored.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# I really hope that this has nothing to do with mistranslation, and that you meant every word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Even it translated, I didn't get it.
Exploded donut? I still not get it!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Big love explains from the happy of place!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# :3 nice
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Love inject can do make the happiness!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
#
...and that's a lot faster than I ever remember it being.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# You can explode my donut any time
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Really??
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# I like my donuts like Bob Marley
Wi' Jammin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Neil Gaiman says The Erinyes hate being called The Furies.
Pfft. That Neil Gaiman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# G'NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I read that as 'furries of Greek/Roman mythology'.
I would say this needs to happen, but I'd get hounded out of town.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# medusa with a beard
i think you could get away with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# plenty of turning into bulls and swans and golden showers
Greeks loved dat shit, yo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I'm not keen on mythology/religion/whatever
but Greek and Egyptian myths are badass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Hinduism is pretty rocking too
And what colour schemes
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Agreed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Phwoar
though a handjob may be inadvisable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Donate to fix search
I'm organising a coder to fix search - this will cost a little bit of cash - so what I'd like is for you to donate and get new icons and in return 1. hey new icons and 2. fixed search.

Please donate here:
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# You should post this on QOTW.
They're the ones with no icons always bleating about how search doesn't work.

Will try and kick a few quid over later.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# done
and /talk

Might give /calendar a miss as not sure I want the cobwebs
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# i are skint :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# OK!
Edit: Cool! I got a Darth Daft!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Daft Vader
for legal reasons :)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# *dusts off PayPal*
let's see if I can remember how this works...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Just turn glassco.cx back on?
Also, Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Sounds good
but I would prefer it if there was a tombola style affair, where, everyone who donated got the chance to be picked out of the hat, the winner being able to choose a 'Nigeria scam troll style' picture that you would have to re-enact for our enjoyment...
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Sold.

Your day as an icon will come, Pacman.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Lovely!
In other Snooker/ game news...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# £1?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Done
where's my icons, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# ^This^
Edit: YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Done..
But where's my new icon?

Oh, there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Done :)
I look forward to smugging my new icon around the place, like hoity toity lady Di!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Yay done....
But I'm new iconless......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# payday on friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# hey hey new icons!
:( still iconless
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# All I read was new icons.
Right Mr Palpal...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# dont have much....
but willing to contribute!

PS Thanks for the new icons!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I guess after 8 years,
it's about time I dontated...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# I've been here 8 years
And I refuse to donate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Done
but search can go fuck itself
I want a................shrubbery
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Done.
:D
(tomsk, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# what she said^
(herman:D, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! alialo, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# The good....er....life


Click for bigger (220 kb)
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# felicity kendal's dating the cryptkeeper?
i never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Ah,
I thought it was the swampthing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# they're LEEKS, you idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# shallots me
shallots me not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Felicity Kendal *still* looks good (in a mature kinda way)
and I maintain that Molly Ringwald looks better now than she did in the 80s *controversial*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# molly ringwald looked like a ginger dishrag in the 80's
so it's not hard to look better now, she's grown into her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I'd like to groan into her face
I'm going to use the phrase 'ginger dishrag' whenever I can now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# do so, it's fun
although the best insult i've seen for a while was in today's metro. speaking of a woman with 11 children, her insulter said "she treats her womb like a clown car"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Bwahahaha
Cruel, but fair. Most recent one that sticks in my mind is
'It must be difficult going through life when you look like a hat full of arseholes.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# they're definitely getting more sophisticated
but i still love one of my sister's colleague's favourites: ponytailed snatchpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Now that's some fine compound-expletive fun!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# definitely, probably not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Eddie from Iron Maiden liked to relax with a spot of gardening
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Straight away. Number One!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Meh... I've done worse.
In other news I'm just 33 posts off 4000!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# That means you've done.. *counts fingers*...1,..2,...
153 posts!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# I just missed my 30k
luckily now I am 40 nobody wants any nudity

except for these lovely girls in this catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha
is this personal Ninj?

What exactly has the ginger one done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Nowt Joe, I would never do anything personal to another B3tan!
He's smashing bless him. It's just when I see famous people of
a 'ginger persuasion' shall we say? I think of our Rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
looks like that one of Sex in the shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# The mad one?
The mad one?
The mad one?
Or the mad slut?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# or,the one that's in your burger??
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
I do hope Rob's okay, what with his twitter abstinence
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# has he been arrested ..
again?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# S'ok, he knows how bribery works now
He's given it up for lent... I think the hashtags got too much for him
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I can't even figure out hashbrowns
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I'm fine
just taking a twitter break as checking it every 5 mins makes me a dull twat
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, I know the feeling
I sometimes find myself staring at web pages without taking the information in... that's when I know it's time for a break...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# there's something very wrong with that lipstick
it makes him look like an evil and creepy headmistress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Too late.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UkRoCE8J0Mc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Holy moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# :)
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# The Father, The Son, The Holy Toast
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# He's the best thing since...
himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Slice O' Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Oh. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# weird splatteryiff FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Yaaay! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Sea Horse ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# are they eating helicopter cat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# nom nom *crunch*
*loses tooth on brushless motor*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# No.
There is "Fresh criminal meat for you" message in left.
....helicopter cat is not criminal -_-
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:17, archived)
# oh, so you approve of helicopter cat now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# No.
Do you have a your brain?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# no, I do not have a your brain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# It is natural!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# naturism is not optional therapy alternative
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# I think that pretty much told you.
POW, right in the kisser.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# I can't not read this in an Italian accent
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# I have a your brain!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# indeed, who wouldnt like
fresh criminal meat for their privates.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Criminal meat.
It is intended rather for her.
He gives criminal meats to her.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# ah
Ok
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# criminal meats here just end up getting sold at Tesco
or lidl

or aldl

or pretty much anywhere that sells mysterious lucky dip ready meals

yum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# This makes perfect sense!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Thank you :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# You're more than welcome...
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
#
precisely
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Any excuse.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# I'm loving this new brand-new artistic direction and style
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Ohh Thank you Michael Ellis! :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Frisnit Frisnit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Flintstone?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# XD Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Ha-ha.......I-see.......what-you.......did-there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# he's completely hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# best thing in Viz ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I like Drunken Bakers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I DON'T SEE THE RELEVANCE OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
#
whypapyrus.tumblr.com/
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I like papyrus.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Hello :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Lol, what are you doing in that sewer!
I know it feels good but it's just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Everyone
needs a hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# trudat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Hehe
She's found a present for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Hehehe
It's in my left hand, come closer Moggy... Closer...


Edit: In other news, hello stranger. Did you see I put some of my pics to a song I shouted? www.b3ta.com/links/947776
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck me that's good. Have a clicky for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Thanks, it is pitchy
and shouty, but i like to call that 'raw' :D
It was from session as this one, what i kinda wrote... www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3VtJwf32PQ

Edit: I'm also gonna claim to be the pole dancer, but i can't back that one up. I put my neck out looking at poles.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# April O'Neal?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# A quick Google
suggests she is a porn star. Now, i'm good at a lot of things...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# are you getting in or out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# In.
Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Is the meat made from a criminal
or is it meat owned by a criminal
or is the meat itself a criminal
or do you mean the meat is illegal?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Or perhaps all four?
Fresh meat of a criminal, owned by another criminal, which is both illegal and can commit crimes all by itself.

Come to think of it, is the meat fresh, or is the criminal fresh?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
#
♬♫♪ Fresh Criminal Meat ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ It's a tasty treat ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ It's the Flavour ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ You just can't beat! ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ All the kids you'll ever meet ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ Love that taste of criminal meat! ♬♫♪

Available now at wholesome family outlets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# XD cool!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# This perhaps should have stayed private.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Old drawing + blood and guts = NEW DRAWING!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# It's the blood dripping finger
that stirs the lazy b3tan to post
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Call Doctor Private Lizard and/or Mod and/or gronkpan......HELP!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:14, archived)
# That's not meat.
That's offal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# right.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
# She knows
She's ending it all rather than spend her days chewing bamboo (not an euphemism)

Wootyclick
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# That Wendy is such a show off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# And he's looking up her nightie, the paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Filthy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# He can see her bums hole and her mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# hehehe
now this is kwality
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# You make a lot of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Wendy nooooOOOOOO
He came on the bus? Did he sit on that seat above the wheel arch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha!
This is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 6:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hai ! Domanda !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha!
I was feeling OK before, but that's certainly improved my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Hurrah to that
where is everyone...
have I missed the annual b3ta bus trip to Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# It is rather quiet.
Too quiet.

IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# She looks a right dominatrix.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me likey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] golly, just in time to rp these for the compo what

troubled childhood and all that sort of bilge
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 5:30, archived)
# Pearoasting whore.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:11, archived)
# needs more
b3ta.com/links/I_found_Tab_Hunters_super_secret_stash_of_his_pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Holy Fucking Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] repost, eh? have a punk
(pdjpdj, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this on my sofa this morning...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Given that 'panderer' is another word for 'pimp'
I'm surprised to have not spotted any pimped up pandas in the challenge yet. But of course a quick look at google images suggests it's quite a bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:46, archived)
# i love a good pearoast!
(no sarcasm intended)
have a *click*!
woo yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# tis very good
but makes me very sad :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] My daughter thinks it looks silly.

But then she's never driven a Bamboo-MW.

Hey, same pic as arrangedletters!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:55, archived)
# You have a very perspicacious daughter.
It's my b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Happy candle day
you pernicious, pontificating pudenda.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:06, archived)
# happy b3ta specific epoch day!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:08, archived)
# happy candles to you : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Happy dynamite stick day!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Yeah, ok. Calm down, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:17, archived)
# Yo, llort... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 6:53, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)
# OMG CANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# bit late to reply, but thx everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# popular panda populates presently previously pre-posted personally
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# PC Panda
picked a pair of perambulating perpetrators to populate a burglary/homicide lineup.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:20, archived)
# Predictably Presented Post Postulates Prescribed Position Perfectly Pertaining Prior Panda Provision
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# P-
ffft!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Pervasive P Penetrates Precipitous Protection Positively
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:39, archived)
# Pernicious Prolific Pandering Pretends Perfect Panda Predicts Perdition
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Perhaps Prior Plausible Progeny Probability Presupposes Passive Panda Prolific Predilection Paucity Potential Pitifully Parametrically Predictably Pointless
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:17, archived)
# OK ok , you win.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:22, archived)
# lols
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:39, archived)
# Piss Party
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Piss Party Poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:00, archived)
# Pooh's Poo Piss Poo Party
Piss Partied Pooh
Pooed Parting Piss
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:25, archived)
# BEE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 2:21, archived)
# bamboo-mw
works far better as a word than it has any right to.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:11, archived)
# let 'er rip!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# ROSIE & JIM: THE MOTION PICTURE
coming to theaters 2014
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# argh
they were freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blgweO0H_Fw
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Horrors
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# That's not John!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I know it's peurile but
my brain tells me their theme is;

"Rosie and Jim,
Rosie and Jim,
He's got a cock,
She's got a quim".

I'm 42. Should I be concerned?

*edit* Nice siggy, Funkster.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Woe to the deviants ;)
wherever they may hide..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# had to look for longer than I really should have
...it's been a long day :P
(orbojunglist, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Meh
Shooting the narrows on the Kennet and Avon Canal where it joins the River Kennet in Newbury is pretty much like that. I had 14 miles an hour showing on the GPS going under Newbury old bridge in a 20 ton narrow boat.
(Variable, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello! It's Been A While!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:48, archived)
# kippers
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# kippers is the best of breakfasts
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# I want to see the rest of the five prequels.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Holy shit, stealth panda!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# obscured by a mesh
of really bad clone work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Gimp has really shitty paintbrushes.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# This news is 3 days old....
.

.
But I couldn't be arsed to do it at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# skills
you should market to those Taiwanese news people... it could be used along side their cgi renderings :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Bamboo shoots.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Heat-seeking, shoulder-fired.
It's fucking disposable!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# There he goes again..
LEAVE THE HOG BADGERS ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Very nice....
Eats, shoots and.... stays where he is !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Woo clickies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] could not resist a remix :D
(orbojunglist, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# oh my!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)
# also, that looks a bit less like mofaha now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# ...and a bit more like Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I'm not here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Very good
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Nice but doesn't quite have the the lol expression
of Mr Hin's effort. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# supposedly that's how Atomic walks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
#
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# And miss this high quality comedy?
Not so fucking mofaha.
Gary Oldjokes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# I feel like you're purposely missing out my best work from your list.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Peers More Gone
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Terrible internet bullying by b3ta user 42654
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaa, "supposedly"
like you didn't teach him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Only after I've been paid or laid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# This plays in my head when I see this, dunno about anyone else.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N8piRFVcU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I get this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2jiWHblj2o
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Yours works better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# I love that band so much
But I'll never be able to say the name right (or any of their songs), and it's very difficult to get people to listen to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Nicely done !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# hah, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# This makes me
inexplicably gleeful!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# This am Woo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# ha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Utter win
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:35, archived)
# RIP
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# RIP DLRLK BATLY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# rip master batey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# b3ta-first for dead celebrity news.
Fucking hell, did he have a pact with Richard Briers? RIP, Batey, you asked questions of married couples and read the regional news.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# heh heh...maybe b3ta should have a daily obituary page/column
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# First to report Hakkis, which the mainstream media is STILL covering up.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# awww, bye bye Mr Mr and Mrs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)

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