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# Random Tuesday shite.


How is everybody? Nice?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Love it :D watched Final Cut for the first time in ages last night.
And I'm smashing thanks. Hopefully off out on the piss later.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# no tackle
i am disappointed
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Not the first time you've uttered those words, I'll wager.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# sadly not
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# I'll take a basic pleasure model, please.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Oooo-ooooooh....
I'll have a "Pris Pleasure Deluxe" with optional Nutcracker Thighs, please.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# +++Matter transference complete+++
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# can you think of a better way to exchange long protein strands?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# For some reason, they look like Tussaud's waxworks
Gone wrong in this image.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I have golden bum draw plan. Other request please :3
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Golden Bu- oh.
Draw a gang of wolves getting high in the woods and playing Call of Duty.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# While one of them is forced to sit on Nonce-guard
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah, he's out back on a vape, watching for "candy vans" with night-vision goggles.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# While Neo-Nazi Gibbons plot an attack from the Western Mountains of Kha'al
Riding their fleet of Keith Chegwins
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# and I think we have ourselves a screenplay
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I'll get Zack Snyder on the phone.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# NOT WITHOUT OUR STORY BOARD
WHERE IS OUR STORY BOARD
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# If Moggy doesn't do it, I will!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# !!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# This will be the film's theme tune
alongside 'Playing with the Boys' by Kenny Loggins. And for the sex scene, 'I Cum Blood' by Cannibal Corpse.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum with his Golden Bum
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Is that Macca or Morgan?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# I've forgotten his name
he was in a 70s band, but I can't remember if he's old punk or glam
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Roy Walker's hit the wall.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# That's what happens with Mr Chips navigating ;)

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# "Say watcha see now..."
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Cheggers?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# An encroaching sense of ennui
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# A transatlantic cruise ship being attacked by the Kraken.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Draw David Cameron in India
doing an impression of Prince Philip taking the piss out of the Chinese in front of Ban Ki Moon, who is nonchalantly frotting the corpse of Indira Ghandi.

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Some ant on a jam.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# An ant on a jamrag?
I have an ant carrying a tampon (and wearing a bowler)

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# A whelk dreaming of better things.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Draw
some sort of cyclops furry with two tails wearing a Tesco value T shirt.

What, you already did? Good, you can fuck off then.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# How rude.
Well done.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I'm quite good at rude.
But it is so rarely called upon these days.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
#

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# A frog fucking a cat in the ear
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# A pangolin beating the shit out of Dennis the Menace, while a 100 foot tall robot crushes Moscow in the background
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Draw as much hateful attention away from me as you can.
Oh. You have. Cheers :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Ehh D:
If I did it, I get on the wrong side of my friends.
...of course. I don't have harm.


(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I'm glad you drew that to explain things
but why is the freakish child Jolly jack sticking his hand in Dr Jeff's anus?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# ...its tail.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# sorry
but why is the freakish child Jolly jack sticking his tail in Dr Jeff's anus?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# He don't stick anything...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Sorry JJ
You will always be Sid Little to his Eddie Large. But we all know you are part of a double act that was never funny in the first place.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Pfft
Searingly accurate
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Draw Angelina Jolie as a pirate, sailing across the Caribbean
searching for the lost treasure of Birmingham.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I'm happy with your golden bum draw plan
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# :D Hehe
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Rob already used up todays request thread
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# DRAW HELICOPTOR CAT
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Please go to toyshop...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# a chinese mouse having sex with a korean vole while a japanese shrew looks on quizzically
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# copter cat
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I don't want to this idea.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Harvey Keitel wondering why he's never eaten peaches before
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# My username
in vivid colours
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Are there that many vivid shades of brown?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# My personal favourite is
Austin Allegro Brown
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# that's not a colour...it's a smell
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Great your name.... D8
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# a red panda fisting a deaf walrus prostitue....
while a band of pimp penguins applaud and give pointers!
(then comp it!)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# can i request you don't waste threads?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# I don't waste any thread.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# You will never understand us. :(
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Draw Big Yawn.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:00, archived)
# 1920s gangster squirrel girls
Because.... I have a friend, yes a friend, who's into that stuff.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Cock off.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# You ruddy rotters! When I'm growd up, I WILL own you all
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# titty lip
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Creepy...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Hehehe
I...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ...knew
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# oh my oh my
excellent!

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Aceness!
His mouth is like that scary-faced money box thing
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Furies, of Greek/Roman mythology.....Jolly Jack style.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# all i can think of as i look at them
is james woods saying "woah, is my hair out?"
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Heh. He was the highlight of that movie :D
(Weirdly, you're the first person to point that out. I'm surprised.)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# agreed
also, i've seen that film waaaay too many times
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# But these aren't furries...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# You're right. They're not.
Maybe they dress up on weekends?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Are there any plans to explode your donut?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I don't visit those sort of clubs.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# ....bored.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# I really hope that this has nothing to do with mistranslation, and that you meant every word.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Even it translated, I didn't get it.
Exploded donut? I still not get it!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Big love explains from the happy of place!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# :3 nice
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Love inject can do make the happiness!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
#
...and that's a lot faster than I ever remember it being.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# You can explode my donut any time
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Really??
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:55, archived)
# I like my donuts like Bob Marley
Wi' Jammin'
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Neil Gaiman says The Erinyes hate being called The Furies.
Pfft. That Neil Gaiman.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# G'NORKS
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# *frowns*
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I read that as 'furries of Greek/Roman mythology'.
I would say this needs to happen, but I'd get hounded out of town.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:58, archived)
# medusa with a beard
i think you could get away with that
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# plenty of turning into bulls and swans and golden showers
Greeks loved dat shit, yo!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I'm not keen on mythology/religion/whatever
but Greek and Egyptian myths are badass.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Hinduism is pretty rocking too
And what colour schemes
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Agreed :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Phwoar
though a handjob may be inadvisable.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Donate to fix search
I'm organising a coder to fix search - this will cost a little bit of cash - so what I'd like is for you to donate and get new icons and in return 1. hey new icons and 2. fixed search.

Please donate here:
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# You should post this on QOTW.
They're the ones with no icons always bleating about how search doesn't work.

Will try and kick a few quid over later.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# done
and /talk

Might give /calendar a miss as not sure I want the cobwebs
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# i are skint :(
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# OK!
Edit: Cool! I got a Darth Daft!

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Daft Vader
for legal reasons :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# *dusts off PayPal*
let's see if I can remember how this works...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Just turn glassco.cx back on?
Also, Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Sounds good
but I would prefer it if there was a tombola style affair, where, everyone who donated got the chance to be picked out of the hat, the winner being able to choose a 'Nigeria scam troll style' picture that you would have to re-enact for our enjoyment...
: D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Sold.

Your day as an icon will come, Pacman.

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Lovely!
In other Snooker/ game news...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# £1?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Done
where's my icons, eh?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# ^This^
Edit: YAY!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Done..
But where's my new icon?

Oh, there it is.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Done :)
I look forward to smugging my new icon around the place, like hoity toity lady Di!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Yay done....
But I'm new iconless......

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# payday on friday...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# hey hey new icons!
:( still iconless
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# All I read was new icons.
Right Mr Palpal...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# dont have much....
but willing to contribute!

PS Thanks for the new icons!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I guess after 8 years,
it's about time I dontated...!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# I've been here 8 years
And I refuse to donate.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Done
but search can go fuck itself
I want a................shrubbery
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Done.
:D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# what she said^
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# The good....er....life
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# felicity kendal's dating the cryptkeeper?
i never knew that.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Ah,
I thought it was the swampthing
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# they're LEEKS, you idiot!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# shallots me
shallots me not
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Felicity Kendal *still* looks good (in a mature kinda way)
and I maintain that Molly Ringwald looks better now than she did in the 80s *controversial*
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# molly ringwald looked like a ginger dishrag in the 80's
so it's not hard to look better now, she's grown into her face
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I'd like to groan into her face
I'm going to use the phrase 'ginger dishrag' whenever I can now...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# do so, it's fun
although the best insult i've seen for a while was in today's metro. speaking of a woman with 11 children, her insulter said "she treats her womb like a clown car"
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Bwahahaha
Cruel, but fair. Most recent one that sticks in my mind is
'It must be difficult going through life when you look like a hat full of arseholes.'
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# they're definitely getting more sophisticated
but i still love one of my sister's colleague's favourites: ponytailed snatchpipe.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Now that's some fine compound-expletive fun!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# definitely, probably not
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Eddie from Iron Maiden liked to relax with a spot of gardening
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Straight away. Number One!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Meh... I've done worse.
In other news I'm just 33 posts off 4000!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# That means you've done.. *counts fingers*...1,..2,...
153 posts!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# I just missed my 30k
luckily now I am 40 nobody wants any nudity

except for these lovely girls in this catalogue
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha
is this personal Ninj?

What exactly has the ginger one done to you?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Nowt Joe, I would never do anything personal to another B3tan!
He's smashing bless him. It's just when I see famous people of
a 'ginger persuasion' shall we say? I think of our Rob :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
looks like that one of Sex in the shitty
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# The mad one?
The mad one?
The mad one?
Or the mad slut?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# or,the one that's in your burger??
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
I do hope Rob's okay, what with his twitter abstinence
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# has he been arrested ..
again?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# S'ok, he knows how bribery works now
He's given it up for lent... I think the hashtags got too much for him
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I can't even figure out hashbrowns
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I'm fine
just taking a twitter break as checking it every 5 mins makes me a dull twat
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, I know the feeling
I sometimes find myself staring at web pages without taking the information in... that's when I know it's time for a break...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# would
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# there's something very wrong with that lipstick
it makes him look like an evil and creepy headmistress
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Too late.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Holy moley!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# The Father, The Son, The Holy Toast
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# He's the best thing since...
himself.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Slice O' Jesus
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Oh. Fuck.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# weird splatteryiff FTW!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Yaaay! :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Sea Horse ?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# are they eating helicopter cat?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# nom nom *crunch*
*loses tooth on brushless motor*
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# No.
There is "Fresh criminal meat for you" message in left.
....helicopter cat is not criminal -_-
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:17, archived)
# oh, so you approve of helicopter cat now?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# No.
Do you have a your brain?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# no, I do not have a your brain
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# It is natural!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# naturism is not optional therapy alternative
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# I think that pretty much told you.
POW, right in the kisser.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# I can't not read this in an Italian accent
:(
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# I have a your brain!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# indeed, who wouldnt like
fresh criminal meat for their privates.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Criminal meat.
It is intended rather for her.
He gives criminal meats to her.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# ah
Ok
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# criminal meats here just end up getting sold at Tesco
or lidl

or aldl

or pretty much anywhere that sells mysterious lucky dip ready meals

yum
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# This makes perfect sense!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# You're more than welcome...
I think.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
#
precisely
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Any excuse.....
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# I'm loving this new brand-new artistic direction and style
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Ohh Thank you Michael Ellis! :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Frisnit Frisnit
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Flintstone?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# XD Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Ha-ha.......I-see.......what-you.......did-there.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# he's completely hatstand
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# best thing in Viz ever
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I like Drunken Bakers
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I DON'T SEE THE RELEVANCE OF THIS
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# wibble
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I like papyrus.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Hello.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Hello :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Lol, what are you doing in that sewer!
I know it feels good but it's just wrong!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Everyone
needs a hobby.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# trudat.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Hehe
She's found a present for you.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Hehehe
It's in my left hand, come closer Moggy... Closer...


Edit: In other news, hello stranger. Did you see I put some of my pics to a song I shouted? www.b3ta.com/links/947776
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck me that's good. Have a clicky for it :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Thanks, it is pitchy
and shouty, but i like to call that 'raw' :D
It was from session as this one, what i kinda wrote... www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3VtJwf32PQ

Edit: I'm also gonna claim to be the pole dancer, but i can't back that one up. I put my neck out looking at poles.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# April O'Neal?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# A quick Google
suggests she is a porn star. Now, i'm good at a lot of things...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# are you getting in or out?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# In.
Bedtime.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Is the meat made from a criminal
or is it meat owned by a criminal
or is the meat itself a criminal
or do you mean the meat is illegal?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Or perhaps all four?
Fresh meat of a criminal, owned by another criminal, which is both illegal and can commit crimes all by itself.

Come to think of it, is the meat fresh, or is the criminal fresh?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
#
♬♫♪ Fresh Criminal Meat ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ It's a tasty treat ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ It's the Flavour ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ You just can't beat! ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ All the kids you'll ever meet ♬♫♪
♬♫♪ Love that taste of criminal meat! ♬♫♪

Available now at wholesome family outlets
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# XD cool!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# This perhaps should have stayed private.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Old drawing + blood and guts = NEW DRAWING!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# It's the blood dripping finger
that stirs the lazy b3tan to post
: )
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Call Doctor Private Lizard and/or Mod and/or gronkpan......HELP!!!!!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:14, archived)
# That's not meat.
That's offal.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# right.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hell yes.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
# She knows
She's ending it all rather than spend her days chewing bamboo (not an euphemism)

Wootyclick
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# That Wendy is such a show off.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# And he's looking up her nightie, the paedo.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Filthy beast.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# He can see her bums hole and her mimsy!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# hehehe
now this is kwality
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# You make a lot of sense.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Wendy nooooOOOOOO
He came on the bus? Did he sit on that seat above the wheel arch?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha!
This is excellent!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 6:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hai ! Domanda !
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha!
I was feeling OK before, but that's certainly improved my mood.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Hurrah to that
where is everyone...
have I missed the annual b3ta bus trip to Hull?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# It is rather quiet.
Too quiet.

IT'S A TRAP!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# She looks a right dominatrix.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me likey.
:D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] golly, just in time to rp these for the compo what

troubled childhood and all that sort of bilge
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 5:30, archived)
# Pearoasting whore.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:11, archived)
# needs more
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Holy Fucking Shit
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] repost, eh? have a punk
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this on my sofa this morning...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Given that 'panderer' is another word for 'pimp'
I'm surprised to have not spotted any pimped up pandas in the challenge yet. But of course a quick look at google images suggests it's quite a bindun...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:46, archived)
# i love a good pearoast!
(no sarcasm intended)
have a *click*!
woo yeah
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# tis very good
but makes me very sad :O(
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] My daughter thinks it looks silly.

But then she's never driven a Bamboo-MW.

Hey, same pic as arrangedletters!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:55, archived)
# You have a very perspicacious daughter.
It's my b3taday!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Happy candle day
you pernicious, pontificating pudenda.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:06, archived)
# happy b3ta specific epoch day!
\o/
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:08, archived)
# happy candles to you : )
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Happy dynamite stick day!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Yeah, ok. Calm down, everyone.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:17, archived)
# Yo, llort... o/
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 6:53, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19, archived)
# OMG CANDLES
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# bit late to reply, but thx everyone :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# popular panda populates presently previously pre-posted personally
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# PC Panda
picked a pair of perambulating perpetrators to populate a burglary/homicide lineup.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:20, archived)
# Predictably Presented Post Postulates Prescribed Position Perfectly Pertaining Prior Panda Provision
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# P-
ffft!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Pervasive P Penetrates Precipitous Protection Positively
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:39, archived)
# Pernicious Prolific Pandering Pretends Perfect Panda Predicts Perdition
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Perhaps Prior Plausible Progeny Probability Presupposes Passive Panda Prolific Predilection Paucity Potential Pitifully Parametrically Predictably Pointless
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:17, archived)
# OK ok , you win.
G'night all.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:22, archived)
# lols
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:39, archived)
# Piss Party
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Piss Party Poo
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:00, archived)
# Pooh's Poo Piss Poo Party
Piss Partied Pooh
Pooed Parting Piss
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:25, archived)
# BEE!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 2:21, archived)
# bamboo-mw
works far better as a word than it has any right to.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:11, archived)
# let 'er rip!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# ROSIE & JIM: THE MOTION PICTURE
coming to theaters 2014
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# argh
they were freaky
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Horrors
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# That's not John!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I know it's peurile but
my brain tells me their theme is;

"Rosie and Jim,
Rosie and Jim,
He's got a cock,
She's got a quim".

I'm 42. Should I be concerned?

*edit* Nice siggy, Funkster.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Woe to the deviants ;)
wherever they may hide..
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# had to look for longer than I really should have
...it's been a long day :P
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Meh
Shooting the narrows on the Kennet and Avon Canal where it joins the River Kennet in Newbury is pretty much like that. I had 14 miles an hour showing on the GPS going under Newbury old bridge in a 20 ton narrow boat.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello! It's Been A While!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:48, archived)
# kippers
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# kippers is the best of breakfasts
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# I want to see the rest of the five prequels.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Holy shit, stealth panda!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# obscured by a mesh
of really bad clone work.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Gimp has really shitty paintbrushes.

(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# This news is 3 days old....
.

.
But I couldn't be arsed to do it at the time.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# skills
you should market to those Taiwanese news people... it could be used along side their cgi renderings :D
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Bamboo shoots.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Heat-seeking, shoulder-fired.
It's fucking disposable!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# There he goes again..
LEAVE THE HOG BADGERS ALONE
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Very nice....
Eats, shoots and.... stays where he is !
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Woo
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Woo clickies
:D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] could not resist a remix :D
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# oh my!! :D :D
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)
# also, that looks a bit less like mofaha now
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# ...and a bit more like Atomic
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I'm not here.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Very good
*click*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Nice but doesn't quite have the the lol expression
of Mr Hin's effort. Sorry.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# supposedly that's how Atomic walks.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# HAHA
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# And miss this high quality comedy?
Not so fucking mofaha.
Gary Oldjokes.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# I feel like you're purposely missing out my best work from your list.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Peers More Gone
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 4:12, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Terrible internet bullying by b3ta user 42654
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaa, "supposedly"
like you didn't teach him
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Only after I've been paid or laid.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# This plays in my head when I see this, dunno about anyone else.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I get this
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Yours works better :D
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# I love that band so much
But I'll never be able to say the name right (or any of their songs), and it's very difficult to get people to listen to them.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Nicely done !
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# hah, love it!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# This makes me
inexplicably gleeful!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# This am Woo
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# ha!
Yay!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Utter win
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:35, archived)
# RIP
.

.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# RIP DLRLK BATLY
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# rip master batey
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# b3ta-first for dead celebrity news.
Fucking hell, did he have a pact with Richard Briers? RIP, Batey, you asked questions of married couples and read the regional news.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# heh heh...maybe b3ta should have a daily obituary page/column
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# First to report Hakkis, which the mainstream media is STILL covering up.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# awww, bye bye Mr Mr and Mrs
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)

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