![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Whales!"){kind=small}
Inevitable "Sperm Whale" joke is inevitable
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 2 May 2013, 10:13,
archived)
I spent 10 minutes doing this then suddenly wondered why I was doing it :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 2 May 2013, 10:19,
archived)
Would.Your mum.
&c.
20 GOTO 10
(&c.
20 GOTO 10
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 2 May 2013, 10:26,
archived)
Baws
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 2 May 2013, 11:29,
archived)
At least we got that out of the system early onPS Nicely
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 2 May 2013, 10:59,
archived)
sperms whale
that's why the sea is salty!!!!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55,
archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: WHALES!
Oh, the whale! You magnificent leviathan, you creator of legends, you imperious guardian of the deep! You're also this week's one-word image challenge, by the way. Whales!
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 2 May 2013, 8:42,
archived)
Complete RIS but I love the text synchronised to the pump actionAlso, good morning. I don't think anyone else is up yet.
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 2 May 2013, 8:29,
archived)
De-RISwww.tmz.com/2013/05/01/kriss-kross-chris-kelly-dead-died/
He be dead, died, dead
(He be dead, died, dead
tubaman,
Thu 2 May 2013, 8:42,
archived)
It was probably the backwards clothing that did him in at the end
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 2 May 2013, 9:19,
archived)
34 years' worth of backed-up pissbecause he couldn't find a way to use the urinal :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 2 May 2013, 9:47,
archived)
man, that's whack!*puts on clothes backwards out of respec' an tings*
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 2 May 2013, 6:15,
archived)
He never did warm it up, despite his clear and stated intentions to do soHe warmed my heart.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 2 May 2013, 6:29,
archived)
I once let rip at a traffic wardenthey're trained to take it...may as well give 'em shit and enjoy the moment
(
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:14,
archived)
I once got caught up in a to-do between a 5'5" Somalian traffic warden and 3 enormous Turkish blokeswho'd parked their 4X4 in th middle of the pavement. It ended up with the traffic warden, me and the three blokes, who were by now screaming "C'mere you fucking nigger!", all running in circles round a van, like a really rubbish Benny Hill sketch.
( fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:42,
archived)
This story contains numbers.If you add them together as single digits, they total 21.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 2 May 2013, 2:17,
archived)
nearly genius :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 May 2013, 3:11,
archived)
GuysGUYS
HALF OF KRIS KROSS IS DEAD
(HALF OF KRIS KROSS IS DEAD
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 2 May 2013, 4:17,
archived)
so isn't a week of whales, but not on my shoes
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 2 May 2013, 4:24,
archived)
Pacific Rim teaser
Click for bigger (182 kb)
Not sure this was the type of Pacific rim teaser the studio was after.
She's got a long tongue, She could probably curl it 'round...
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:17,
archived)
These guys are stealing Gary Glitter's thunder. I remember when it was special.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:04,
archived)
In my day it was all priests and scoutmasters.None of this 'celebrity' noncense.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:41,
archived)
Image Challenge voteIt's late, but it's here:
Your choices are:
* Product Swaps. Take a famous advert, and change the product so it is advertising something else. Like... How would the Lynx adverts run if people were spraying Cillit Bang on themselves... If the Milk Tray man left a packet of Femfresh behind, how would that go down?
* Cash-in books. Design us books to cash in on momentarily popular things
* Real-Life Social Media: if people behaved in the physical world like they do on Facebook/Twitter
* One-word challenge: Whales!
Votey:
(Your choices are:
* Product Swaps. Take a famous advert, and change the product so it is advertising something else. Like... How would the Lynx adverts run if people were spraying Cillit Bang on themselves... If the Milk Tray man left a packet of Femfresh behind, how would that go down?
* Cash-in books. Design us books to cash in on momentarily popular things
* Real-Life Social Media: if people behaved in the physical world like they do on Facebook/Twitter
* One-word challenge: Whales!
Votey:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:15,
archived)
I'd vote whales, but they're all paedos. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:21,
archived)
Whales?I expect a surfeit of singing and sheep jokes
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:09,
archived)
Can I suggest football for next weeks challenge? Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:18,
archived)
WAILAABGOYCVWhales dammit!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:58,
archived)
No danger of "Real Life Social Media"as we covered all that with "When Online goes Offline"
b3ta.com/challenge/online-offline/
hence
b3ta.com/board/10903466
and
b3ta.com/board/10904290
and
b3ta.com/board/10903436
and the lovely
b3ta.com/board/10903877
wish he'd got a reply from Piers :-)
(b3ta.com/challenge/online-offline/
hence
b3ta.com/board/10903466
and
b3ta.com/board/10904290
and
b3ta.com/board/10903436
and the lovely
b3ta.com/board/10903877
wish he'd got a reply from Piers :-)
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 2 May 2013, 5:20,
archived)
strange particle attraction going on there deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:17,
archived)
it's the harderon collider PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:59,
archived)
WooMy first thought on seeing the original of that was that I bet you could draw a pretty accurate version of the BBC Micro owl logo in atoms.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:32,
archived)
Or the old Binatone logo.So old Binatone logo (Err, so old you're not likely to find it if you search so link )
(,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:01,
archived)
pure perpetual motion gold!energy and jizz is conserved. physics win!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:47,
archived)
FP Shirley?Woo
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:59,
archived)
It's Thom Yorke's band Atoms for Penis. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:00,
archived)
Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:08,
archived)
heh heh...took me a minute I was a "slow' child...but hey,what's the rush?..........:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:00,
archived)
Spooky
Edit: I think this must be the longest I've ever spent on an image. The frame with the title was apparently modified in November 2011. Never got round to finishing it until today.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 May 2013, 20:05,
archived)
Very silly and good.I like your 'I don't give a shit about removing watermarks, they're gonna FP me anyway,' attitude.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 20:27,
archived)
HahaVery good
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Wed 1 May 2013, 21:22,
archived)
testing testing1 2 another 1
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 1 May 2013, 21:25,
archived)
Haha! Well worth the years of effort.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:46,
archived)
I had a fever dream like this once.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 1 May 2013, 19:56,
archived)
I wish people would stop fucking killing this place, it's dead already. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 22:09,
archived)
FUCK is the message and the message is FUCK mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 May 2013, 20:47,
archived)
Excellent!!!!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 May 2013, 21:16,
archived)
HOLY WHIRLING FUCK!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:43,
archived)
Wat dat Anansi? Im no go ded wat longtime slip, eden ded go kilim di?
Response so far has been a little strange mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 May 2013, 19:22,
archived)
EVERYBODY: stop killing this place mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 May 2013, 20:47,
archived)
According to Hawkwind, he was Chief Druid for a while.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:48,
archived)
Huff.......huff.......huff.......huff
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 1 May 2013, 18:15,
archived)
To me, back in the day it wasTATYMAPPYPYOOOOOGIEGHT!
Megadrive version also.
(Megadrive version also.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 1 May 2013, 22:47,
archived)
I've been playing this on my laptop recently.Even using keys, it's still great.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 18:57,
archived)
I think I'm ready to try that vagina dentata now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 May 2013, 18:00,
archived)
I think you killed this place mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 May 2013, 18:41,
archived)
All aboard the Milib&wagon.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:01,
archived)
Cheers, man Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 18:59,
archived)
WOW!This is thing of oddness but goodness.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:19,
archived)
These things are better out of my head, but maybe not here...B3ta has crawled up it's own arse and died farting.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 19:01,
archived)
Where to next tho'?I'm staying, if it gets any more empty Rob will have to pay us to stay.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 1 May 2013, 19:09,
archived)
Probably Reddit, there are a few comedy gems hidden among an avalanche of re-posted shite.I'm not ready to go yet, though. It'll have to be a proper flounce.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 1 May 2013, 19:14,
archived)
Don't flounce off yet pleaseI still like it here without waves of shite. At least you get good quality shite here
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 1 May 2013, 23:27,
archived)
hull? yes, one way, please Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:59,
archived)
Hahahahaso wrong, it's right
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:51,
archived)
This bird visits every morning
Sometimes he even comes in the back door to steal food, the cat does not like this.
Disagreeing vehemently. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:43,
archived)
Why is he looking at a picture of your boid?What sort is it please?
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:48,
archived)
The bird is known here as a Scrub Jay.They are, or at least seem to be, very intelligent. It is entertaining to watch them tease the cat and bully the squirrels.
(,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:00,
archived)
On this occasion you have been given a mild slap on the wrist.........as it's a burd not a dog. In future major bumming will commence ;)
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/WAILAAPOYD/
(dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/WAILAAPOYD/
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:23,
archived)
hahahaWith the whale on stilts association I always thought it was Welsh for whale on (mother fucking) stilts.
(
arrangedletters,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:36,
archived)
nor does the bird, it seems Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:44,
archived)
The Cheeky BuggerThe shame the cat must suffer
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 1 May 2013, 17:18,
archived)
In the Night Garden flashbacks...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 May 2013, 18:12,
archived)
Can the material be recycled as insulation?You know, for people who don't have enough giant pink cocks in their loft...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22363634
(www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22363634
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:14,
archived)
Ha ha ha!Imagine the smell in the sorting office! Even worse, if you get one back because the address was wrong..
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:22,
archived)
jesus returnsdue to insufficient postage
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 1 May 2013, 16:26,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »
