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# Woof justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha at least he got his line right :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# =))))))))))))))))))
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 May 2013, 16:30, archived)
# That's updorg alright.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:26, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Just because and before someone else, and yes I know...not regulation.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Who'd have thought it......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:18, archived)
# WIDER!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Haha, I only did so I could grab a bargain!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:24, archived)
# new varieties of wrong must be created for this to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:30, archived)
# He'll have to break it off with commander Tomalak now..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, archived)
# snap it off, at his age
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Beverly will not be pleased...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:48, archived)
# fuck her and her fake smile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:50, archived)
# That's what jean Luc does....
I quite liked her, Janeway used to get on my tits though..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:53, archived)
# i don't even know you anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Game over man!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:02, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Sorry. It's been a hell of a year and I've only managed to confirm everything.


Everything is going ahead as usual.
Date: 25th May
Venue: Earls Court O'Neill's.
Time: 5pm until you need a kebab.
Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/391094161005901/

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24413
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Cant fucking go :-(
Ill be exhibiting at MCM comic con all weekend, and going to a birthday party in the evening on the 25th.
Cuntballs!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Stop that! You're making an exhibit of yourself!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Is that the London one?
I think I'll be going along to the Manchester one again, which I THINK is still in July.

But yeah, I can't get the the bash either :( Deffo next year, uni's knackered all my plans up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Ja - the London one.
Its not cost effective to do cons outside my 'hood.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Mm, makes sense.
Hopefully next year I'll actually have stuff for a stall. Always fancied getting into self-publishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Sneaky spam:
I'm organising an unofficial Manchester MCM Comic Con after-party.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Oooh, may very well come along to this.
I think there was one last year, but I was so sleep-deprived, I clocked off at about 4pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Good stuff!
Yeah, I've done one every year since they brought the Expo/Con up to Manchester in 2011. I tried contacting them this year to see if they were interested in me doing something more official (since I do have experience in organising larger events, such as Doki Doki - The Manchester Japanese Festival), but heard nothing back.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Ahh yeah, a friend was talking about that a while ago.
I suppose there's still time to get something a little more official in motion, but should all go well. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I too shall be attending the Manchester one :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Nice one :D Dunno who/what I'm going as this year.
Daft Punk helmet's a bit battered. Looking to get it vacuum formed.

/unintentionalinnuendoblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Exhibiting? Wow, are you in comics too?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Only the sexy ones
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# See, everyone's getting all upset about 3D guns, but the makers of Batman-shaped dildos are getting off scot free
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:27, archived)
# give me their addresses
so that i can punish them.
yes, that's all i want them for, to punish them.
*cracks piggy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ._O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, archived)
# *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I might pop by....what should I wear? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Toasty looks ravishing with blonde hair.
Gutted i cant go - had a reet good time at the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# I heard he dyes his pubes too
shudders:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# me too
from what i can remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I'd do me!
EDIT: To be honest I've lost count the time I have.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:08, archived)
# slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I was telling all my mates that I was fucking amazing!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# i bet they didn't believe you
you should give them a demonstration
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Champions League final, Froch v Kessler 2 and about 400 miles says I won't be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Is jamnog going?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Naaa.
I said there wasn't any gin or pickled onion jars.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I still think that's a classy combination :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Especially when slumped outside the local café at 8am already pissed off it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Sink 7 or 8 for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Dr Jellybaby asks "8 years?!! How did that happen?!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Happy Candles sir!
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks!
And if I might, "Yay!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:47, archived)
# he is the brian may of the tardis boys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, archived)
# With an element of Withnail thrown in for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, archived)
# "Are you the dalek?". "Stop saying that, Dr Jellybaby! Of course he's the fucking dalek!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:47, archived)
# ^this too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Loads of! Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:51, archived)
# "putting fewer candles on your cake every year will bend the fabric of space-time" - Albert Einstein :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I wouldn't listen to a man with hair like that. Obviously an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
# That's great!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:13, archived)
# I didnt know Jimmy Saville ever dyed his hair
Happy fucking stick-on-fire day
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I've just opened my present from B3ta head office.
It's this year's "Paedos in Speedos" annual.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, archived)
# CAYKE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
# What in the name of Christ's testes is THAT?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:55, archived)
# it's a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Merry firey thumb day.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
# It's a long 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Happy candle day!
*blows*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:59, archived)
# *blushes and fetches mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# candleabulations to you
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
# I didn't realise you were such an old fart.
Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Boo! Hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Fanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:11, archived)
# yay happy candle day.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:13, archived)
# 8 freakin' candlez!
iiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Hell YEAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] New from Honda -- the 'Fuck You, Eyes!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:29, archived)
# *bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:29, archived)
# You've broke my eyes
.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:30, archived)
# this is my fav


Click for bigger (44 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:35, archived)
# There is a boat down the river that does an optical illusion thing that make it look like that
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:19, archived)
# oooh, my ocular orbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:33, archived)
# My brain hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] after that awful accident it was a right off....they repaired it......now it's a left on
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:15, archived)
# ummmmmm
is it possible you mean write-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# head implodes...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# tile that fucker, NOW!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# You know what? You can take your hundred quid and shove it up your arse.
It's your fucking bathroom, you can sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Buger you just reminded me I should decorating and cleaning instead of messing around in photoshop...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Very nicely done!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Funny, but since the human brain has evolved for face recognition
the examples of distorted automobiles doesn't cause anywhere near the "brain hurt" that seven eyes, three mouths and no nose does.

At least that is the way I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Ha ha-fantatsic!
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Wah
WTF?

nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for gratuitous Clarkson...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha, you utter mental :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Nice one mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Cheers.
Aaaaaaand that's lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# thread rushhhhhhhhhhhhh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
# 3 IN AN HOUR!!
How will the board cope?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
# A diversion of minor silliness in an otherwise mundane morning :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha lovely :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# haha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:01, archived)
# i like this
and have pressed the appropriate button
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:30, archived)
# I have posted an appropriately grateful response.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:32, archived)
# so i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I am observing your conversation.
I am 8 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# yes you are
i see your hot wax sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:02, archived)
# I am faintly concerned by your voyeurism
Happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant.
The pauses in the text are perfect too... pure Clarkson delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 13 May 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Ta
Unfortunately it means that as well as staring at his face during the making of the pic, I now have his voice echoing round my head as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Ithankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
The Marmite man
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
# For me he's more a sort of Pot Noodle...
You know you're not supposed to like it, and whenever pressed on the subject you roundly denounce it, but every once in a while you cave and have one, and secretly, guiltily, rather enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# haha arrrrrge!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Hideous I know.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Pfffffft! YESSSS!!!!
This is so ace my smile muscles are aching! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# *elaborate bow*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# WROOOOOOOM
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 May 2013, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it will strike a note with some buyers
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# lovely, but bindun I'm afraid :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 May 2013, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] As they say in Quebec, "grosse Corvette, petite quéquette"

www.alternative-dictionaries.net
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# hehehe
it's a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 May 2013, 12:19, archived)
# This basically describes half of the Fiat Puntos round where I live...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] And if you can't afford the Straponi,
hubcaps that are bigger than your wheels, for that "big rims, narrow tires" look,
without the ride that feels like your car has railroad wheels.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:54, archived)
# you should patent that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Hang on, what's a 'railroad'?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, archived)
# haha - where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Some chav on a council estate is trying to order that!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
"Y'know the phrase 'softly, softly, catchee wookie...? I could catch a wookie..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Arf ! : D
is it now mandatory to have 5 hours between each post?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 13 May 2013, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, I used to work with a guy who was his double
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
#
Pure genius.
(speedevil, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Just sent this idea* to Richard Branson....not sure if he'll get back to me or not
*patent pending

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 May 2013, 6:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:19, archived)
# love the leg pump
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:43, archived)
# Bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:27, archived)
# only the lucky ones
lucky slutty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Such sillys!
Second-class passengers have to sit at the back and work the cow-bum lever
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:31, archived)
# He cab be his own trolly dolly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Maybe I am easily amused
but flicking between mugshots on the ATP website maked me chuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:57, archived)
# I had no idea adenosine triphosphate had its own website.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:59, archived)
# Shellac are headlining again, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Nice to have your wood surfaces well finished.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:37, archived)
# Bob! Where the devil have you been?
Have you been arrested? Is one of these people you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:03, archived)
# They are both me
taken at different times of the day as the sun slowly moves across the sky, casting different shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:09, archived)
# HAWT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:50, archived)
# if you've been lurking, you may have seen this in March
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Ay-yup, ay-yup...

Asymmetry, always adds that extra WTF.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 May 2013, 4:44, archived)
# It's like a de-evolution ray
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:28, archived)
# he making suggestive kissing motions with his mouth
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 May 2013, 2:53, archived)
# all sportsmen have the dead, focused eyes of serial killers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:44, archived)
# Woahh
That guy has some serious water retention
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Now my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:25, archived)
# it's a miracle !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:38, archived)
# ah yes of course, the old making-light-of-christ-dying-to-save-you bit
amusing
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Don't worry
I'm doing one from each major religion so no one feels left out. I'd hate to offend anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I'll take one of those four arm-hole ones in the standard blue with gore pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 May 2013, 2:09, archived)
# ALSO:

have a cookie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I used to like them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 May 2013, 1:13, archived)
# before they shrunk
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:16, archived)
# Wonder how long it'll be before 'Cadburys' chocolate' is trashed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 May 2013, 1:48, archived)
# eatsock -- get it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:59, archived)
# Pedro, I've been meaning to comment on that
but I've been laughing too hard, because it really is that funny.
Ha. Haha. Ha.
That's me, laughing. Because it really is that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:02, archived)
# oh hai Pedro, late reply to your lolcat
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:06, archived)
# {:-<
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 May 2013, 1:49, archived)
# Ding!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:43, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW PLEASE
Damn, this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:03, archived)
# god help me...
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:46, archived)
# :D
Ooh, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:53, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 23:00, archived)
# *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:24, archived)
# first class
those invaders are a lot more friendly than the version on the cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Simmer...!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:46, archived)
#
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Hehe,
I was always confused as a kid by the disassociation between the aliens depicted on the cabinet and those on-screen...(but I do like the ones above and have a T-shirt that features them).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:25, archived)
# So was I,
maybe we could sue for misrepresentation and disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 May 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I too have a T-shirt with one on.
It is brown. The T-Shirt not the monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 May 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:48, archived)
# :D
Cheers Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# hear hear!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 2:53, archived)
# Haha inspired =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 May 2013, 5:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 May 2013, 9:46, archived)
# this makes me move left and right triumphantly
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:15, archived)
# I've got one of those too
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22, archived)
# That's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mung Too many bees!, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:19, archived)
# infinite ammobama
(orbojunglist, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# :D
Shit, sorry to post right on your head D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:45, archived)
# gun control this!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:45, archived)
# My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:24, archived)
# you say Arroyo I say Orio
ah lets call the whole thing a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
# hobnob, digestive
rich tea, pink wafer
lets call the whole thing a bloody good idea
*boils kettle and nips to the shops*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:35, archived)
# ALDI cheese straws are doing it for me atm.
Pink wafers do not go with beer and hobnobs make it cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 22:37, archived)
# These Maryland chocolate & hazelnut cookies
are going pretty well with Tyskie at the mo'...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Too sweet for me,
if I even look at Halva, my teeth ache.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 23:03, archived)
# you say Mork I say ET
let's call the whole thing ALF
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:50, archived)
# I've no idea who it is
but I likes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:46, archived)
# main character in Breaking Bad (tv show)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Worth watching I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# I would say very much yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# ahh, walter white :D
you did another breaking bad image before, right? the one with his sidekick?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 May 2013, 1:00, archived)
# He did. But it's an awesome series, so we'll let him off this once.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:50, archived)
# YEAH!!! ILUSTRATOR TALENT. BITCH!!! YO!!!!
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 15 May 2013, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Cycling is fucking great.


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:59, archived)
# that is one bizarre pic - even before the shoppage
clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:29, archived)
# It was weird as hell.
fastrunrobbie.wordpress.com/2012/12/10/6322/297659_398145120260989_1116254837_n-1/
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:09, archived)
# fuck that's worth an image challenge all by itself
well found :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# That is something i would expect to see at
Burningman or the Seattle Fremont Fair Freak Parade (Google image search results in somewhat NSFW...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Fuckcycle!
does not want..
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:02, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:05, archived)
# woo!
almost missed a 5th
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Candles !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 12 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:10, archived)
# happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 12 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# HappyB3taday
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:18, archived)
# yay candles !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Like this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 May 2013, 0:34, archived)
# Giacomo Puccini painting I did
Madame Butterfly
Acrylics on 50cm x 40cm canvas



Click for bigger (141 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:48, archived)
# first class
quality arts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:53, archived)
# you say puccini I say putato
Puccini, Putato
lets call the whole thing off

nice arts by the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:55, archived)
# you say kidneys I say liver
ah let's call the whole thing offel
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:06, archived)
# you say fool I say lout
lets call the whole thing oaf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:09, archived)
# you say terrible I say shit
ah let's call the whole thing awful
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:13, archived)
# You say huevo, I say uovo
lets call the whole thing oeuf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:16, archived)
# you say pfft I say lol
let's call the whole thing arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I enjoyed that thread
cheers mate
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Needs more croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:56, archived)
# truly magnificant
you are one talented person

unless you are schizophrenic - in which case you are two :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:05, archived)
# cool
i loved david seaman
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 12 May 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Simply capital, old boy! Empirically!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:25, archived)
# That looks pretty damn good.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:57, archived)
# more royalty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:51, archived)
# would
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:57, archived)
# maurice?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Cause' he speaks of the pompetous of love?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:27, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Victor,
do give one the best odds on a match
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:45, archived)
# I have to confess I like those adverts
even though I don't bet
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
# The one where he's dressed as a WAG is awesome!
Especially when the guy with the monobrow eyes him up then gets hit by his misses!
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:05, archived)
# very this ^^
even the other wag is looking at him like he is some sort of a threat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:16, archived)
# What've you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Charles' collar was blue originally
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Ahh, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:28, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:05, archived)
# hahah brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Blimey.
Blimey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Ooops
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Haha, down at Y.M.C.A..............
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:16, archived)
# you should print this out
and sell it to dieters
>.<

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:19, archived)
# This is utterly, utterly frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Christs!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:02, archived)
# This is more frightening than the spider-walk scene in The Exorcist!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10963301
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 12 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Ah, the glorious Ross sisters :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 13 May 2013, 0:58, archived)
# love the balls
nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:36, archived)

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