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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaa!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# He's been terribly amusing on the news today
When fuckwitted nationalists clash
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:19, archived)
# It's impressive just how amateur someone can be in a political role
he makes Ed Miliband look polished
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Are you saying that it takes more than a pint and a fag to be a man of the people?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# of course not, it works for Danny Dyer after all
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Kick him up his kilt!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] arf!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] He's in a spin!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:51, archived)
# So
this is a thing now: b3ta.com/newsletter/issue581/

It has kittens and lizards and Parker pens and Joel eating a tiny octopus.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:07, archived)
# cool
:)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# That Sad Cat Diary is great :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers NotRob
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Cor!
Ta
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Cheers Rob
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:28, archived)
# I must protest at the use of the phrase:
"One of the joys of the internet when we were young ..."

I've never been young since the internet has been around.
Now I feel really old and I'm going to have a cry
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# tl;dr
can't you just link the kittens here?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] C321PO!


EDIT: Ah knickers, pipped to the post with a bindun :-(
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] erm, yeah and this.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:44, archived)
# i wanna see
Trafficjamonmotorway005copy.jpg
Trafficjamonmotorway004copy.jpg
Trafficjamonmotorway003copy.jpg
Trafficjamonmotorway002copy.jpg
Trafficjamonmotorway001copy.jpg
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:59, archived)
# it's a weekly issue i think, maybe you could fill in the form
at the back of this issue and order the whole set?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# reminds me of an old trick the breakfast cereal companies used to do.
they would print a different puzzle piece on various cereal boxes -- causing 'junior' to have a fit at the market
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# oh mygod! it's a 150ft...
oh, it's normal sized, ok then.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] groovy?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:36, archived)
# The good folk of Facebook are struggling...
Let's throw this one out to the Kingdom Of Geekb3ta...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:25, archived)
# good work
I've got 'a' and 'y' covered
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Dildo Glove Ghost Busters?
Mammary Glory Hole? My Friend Kenny
Seeking Goatse?
Z Z Top Go to Alderaan
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:36, archived)
# oooh some of them are tough
Is Quadrophenia sci-fi? Gah! sorry, cult, ok, nothing to see here, carry on.

where are the answers?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# At the moment...
...in my head. Will post 'em up later.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:04, archived)
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:46, archived)
# You've RUINED it :((
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
#
Blade Runner, Fifth Element, Jumanji, Logan's Run, Robocop, Stargate, the thing, Zardoz
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Ha, I was just about to ask what lumpy rectangular thing like that is in Blake's 7.
Then you ninja'd.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:54, archived)
# yep, I knew it was a desk based computery thing from the very early 80s but it took a second to remember which
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Good show!
Doing well so far...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I recognise some of the others but my brain isn't making the correct connections!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Bah...
Is there a "spoilers" Secret Code on b3ta?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:06, archived)
# I was thinking you could make a reply on the end of an old thread from a page or two back.
Put the answers (or hints) in it, then link to it from here.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:11, archived)
# OK
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
# phew! the majority were things I've never watched, I thought my brain was going.
cheers for a lovely quiz chap :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# One of your Fifth Element elements is wrong.
:p
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
# The Russian text on N says "gorsvet".
Searching for this tells me it means "City Light Company", and the name of the film.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:10, archived)
# ah, I've not seen that one
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Oн отлично
edit: well that came out as gibberish.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:19, archived)
# X is Xena
That's her chakram
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# ah, another I've never watched beyond the five minute mark
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# L must represent somebody with a
"palm flower crystal embedded in the palm of their right hand that changes color every seven years", meaning that it's that film that starts with L where people have those. Oh and a crazy old man in a ruined house full of cats, and some robot wittering about plankton. I like that film.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
#

Alien, Blade Runner, C?, Dune,
E.T., Fifth Element, Ghostbusters, Hunger Games,
Iron Man, Jumanji, Krull, Logan's Run,
M?, Night Watch, O?, P?,
Quadrophenia, Robocop, Stargate, The Thing,
U.F.O., V?, Warehouse 13, Xena,
Yellow Submarine, Zardoz.

Stuck on C? M? O? P? V?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# ahhhh, thank you, that spaceship was really bugging me :D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
# 4, 5, possibly even 6.
I'd like to know the answers.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
#
Later!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# 0 :'(
nicely though :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# he's a happy little crab chappy near the bottom isn't her.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] can't see her falling for some whiney teenager
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely Joe and hai! :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hai ninj!
bet you're loving this compo aren't you?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever makes you think that!?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha!
Camilla and Charles cosplay?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday to me...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(and happy candles)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
# He's laughing at it rather than with it.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# There must have been a riddle to go with it!
Keep your lightsabre handy, it might be trusty..
Tatooine makes your R2 far too dusty.

What could it possibly mean?

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 1:22, archived)
# 3-2-1!
Ted Rogers'd be giggling in his grave I reckon
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# hahahaha
when I was a kid I thought that the remote control Dusty Bin was the star prize...
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha
Reminds me of the end of Harry Enfield show, "pfffff"
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# made me laugh
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
# blimey, you're only 2? I thought you'd been around much longer
happy bum day
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Harsh mileage, ta.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Cheers
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Happy Candles Hammy!
:D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Much obliged
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Only 2?
My how you've grown!

I missed my b3taday couple of weeks back, but the candles would have probably burned the site to the ground
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# 1 month till my 10th

BUUURN BUUURN!!!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# "Yes, can I book a fire engine for midnight, 16th June"
"B3ta towers, Kentish Town, ring top bell or just follow the smoke"
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Yep, much bigger cunt now
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:43, archived)
#

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Fake, no ring...etc
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:43, archived)
# well, we weren't yet engaged when this picture was taken
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:01, archived)
# yay :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Would. Thank you kindly
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:44, archived)
# You sick monkey
You shouldn't take advantage just because Pedro's feeling a little confused.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Merry day of Cockcandlenessmasses Mr Ho'S :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks Mr. H
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# nice cake
happy candles ham
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Cheers, Winky. Give us a wave.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Well done you.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Happy happy man!
Nice cake that
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
# happy candles to you !
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Yay, have some candles...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:59, archived)
# happy candles o/
yr still older than me :D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandlesssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!
Happy ones Hammy
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# One more year and then you'll be an official b3tan...
...you're still considered a noob. (a damn good one though)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Wookie mange
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:19, archived)
# pink dreadlock macrame
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# woolkie?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# it gets a bit chilly on Hoth
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
# wookie wool mask?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:53, archived)
# That's one depressed looking Wookiee
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Nice knitting Pedro
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:53, archived)
# srsly wtf
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok Mister Mathter thur!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:03, archived)
# needs more bikini-clad stormtroopers aimlessly chasing around the park :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] compo repost #2
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:55, archived)
# In new threads?
Isn't that a spanking offence around here?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:59, archived)
# i want to be spanked
i want to be spanked
i want to be spanked
i want to be spanked
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:00, archived)
# A mushy bee bank?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] oops, sorry, deleted and reposting here...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:01, archived)
# you WHAT?!?
double-repost-then-delete?

SEIZE HIM!!!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# You guys
have changed...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Not yet, but I really should, this T-shirt smells a bit
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# *moves upwind*
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Compost
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully the topical nature of this will balance out the fact that it's a football joke
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:51, archived)
# The two things I hate the most
John Terry and Star Wars
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha!
Before the match on Wednesday, Talksport were talking to a guy from paddy Power

"Have you got any odds on whether Terry will go up and get the trophy?"
"No. Even if Benfica win, Terry will go up and get the trophy"
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# hang on, just taking my tracksuit off..
..click
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I bet that fucker got Chewbaccas medal.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
even had his shin guards on. Twat.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:09, archived)
# As my chum has just pointed out ...
... That’s not how it would happen at all.
JT would almost certainly have the Princess bent over R2D2 and be nuts deep, goading Han Solo as he banged his bird.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Coffee over monitor moment there!!!
(, Mon 20 May 2013, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] It made sense in my head
 photo EastEndors_zpsad035e93.jpg
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Haha
First pic is genius
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Thank you sir!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:54, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Oh for fu...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:01, archived)
# ... Manchu
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# This is really is remarkably similar!
Great minds eh...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:24, archived)
# It's spooky how similar they are.
Ah well, back to the drawing board I guess.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# I've clicked both of em
two rights don't make a wrong
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:30, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Mag
nificent
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Balls like tangerines.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Nice one SIR!
See what I did there? ;) *click*
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Cheers Chap ;)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:57, archived)
# No probs fella
:D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, archived)
# As you were Captain.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah, you! Hucknall!
When you're 'Simply Ready'!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Hucknall?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Racist
Leave our ginger nuts alone :(
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# The ladies seem to love rich ginger nuts.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:19, archived)
# So, where does the Ginger Fuhrer come on this scale?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23, archived)
# He is most ginger, so....
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:27, archived)
# well played...
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:48, archived)
# haha!
It's a carriage... am I doing it right?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:55, archived)
# No
That's a line from Blake's 7
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul, stop it. Nobody wants to hear it, not even here.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Did anyone else notice that Yoda sounds like a Skeksis?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I took the one Englishman in the cockpit and made him Scottish. Go figure.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] And for the hat trick, a pearoast.

Mmmm, roast peas . . .
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Fucksake! I'm just over seeing my first Skesis and there you go reminding me!
I'm 42.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 4:10, archived)
# Nice tagging
(also, did you mean to compo it?)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 6:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha. Excellent.
As always.....
And as it's not worth it's own thread, have this:

(, Fri 17 May 2013, 6:54, archived)
# On the X-Wings?
I once told my sister her new glasses made her look like Olive. She wasn't happy.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:27, archived)
# On the Banthas
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:28, archived)
# OY 'ATE YOO BOBA
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
One of them "Wish I'd thought of that" moments
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:32, archived)
# Haha perfect!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, archived)
# rather good that
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:13, archived)
# concur
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:37, archived)
# i've now clicked on 'I like this' a bit harder after noticing the electric window action
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:38, archived)
# Compo it!
As weary as I was when this challenge was chosen, it's turning out to be a goldmine (of peas mainly, but still...)

This is cracking
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:33, archived)
# I did fear a peafest when I suggested it
.. but was more after what E Dubya has done here - the characters surviving in British Culture while filming rather than THE FILM in a British style

edit but there are some brill peas as well
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:01, archived)
# brilliant - compo it !!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:59, archived)
# Lovely :D
 
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Brill, another quality Elvis
:D
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:01, archived)
# brilliant
*click*
compo it!!!hard!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Crackin' stuff, Elvis.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha
excellent...have a click
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:43, archived)
# bonza
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 3:12, archived)
# this is all kinds of ace
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:39, archived)
# wait......




now
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:49, archived)
# Genius
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, archived)
# crackin'
w/y/h!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:09, archived)
# Spot on.
:)
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:34, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:02, archived)
# pfft
had me laughing after the first 2 frames
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Genius, well done!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Crackin
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Oh, I say!
This is rather good. have a click. Go on.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:16, archived)
# B
rilliant!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Am I the only one
who thinks Star Job is a euphemism?
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant... that is all!
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Brill! *clicks*
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:43, archived)
# You have just won the internet.
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:46, archived)
# By God this is Good
*clicks hard*
(, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:48, archived)
# excellent
(, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:38, archived)
# *snurk*
(, Mon 20 May 2013, 8:11, archived)
# So much fantastic stuff...
On the board lately, and this is no exception. Big woo.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:32, archived)

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