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[challenge entry]
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 4:53, archived)
# hello new person
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 6:45, archived)
# Excellent work.
And welcome!

EDIT: Interesting posting time for a UK looking joke? usually it's gayshift FUCK danceparties...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 8:42, archived)
# You are logged in as Arch Stanton...
Hello new person, and welcome. Grip this pillow tightly between your knees if you would...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 8:49, archived)
# Excellent work
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Hehe, nicely done
And WELCOME aboard


(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Welcome to the family, new person.
Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave...


(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:59, archived)
# oh oh oh no
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 4:44, archived)
# whoa
a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 5:03, archived)
# miley cyrus aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 6:07, archived)
# oh, hell no!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:06, archived)
# By George...

...he's walking already.
(Bocboy, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
# *plays johnny b goode*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:29, archived)
# the long legged mac daddy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:16, archived)
# filename explains it all...


....and incase there are board nahtzee's about:
(i'm finna go eat, bbiab, lol, hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:48, archived)
# So happy with her cock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:02, archived)
# chode magic
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:08, archived)
# It really is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:10, archived)
# It's the Dark Artz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:07, archived)
# Dark Ass more like
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:33, archived)
# Neck sounds great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:18, archived)
# Halloween is over, fool.
edit: I like the old Pedro.
Best Of Pedro: www.b3ta.com/board/www.imdb.com/title/tt1798188/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:39, archived)
# eat me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Mmmmmm chihuahuaburger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:25, archived)
# your bullying is killing b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:42, archived)
#
leave obama alone!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:03, archived)
# moi?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# I think he means it this time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:22, archived)
# damb!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:28, archived)
# Not sure why...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:42, archived)
# *cough*
www.facebook.com/aspie.distra
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:04, archived)
# Originality is overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:08, archived)
# I didn't buy it, on "Big Bang Theory",
when Sheldon said Ubuntu was his favourite linux-based operating system.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.
Thought it was about time I made a post...


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(yella the r3born b3tard, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:56, archived)
# oh my, HA HA HA!
but I feel guilty now.
Nice lurkage 5*****'s -- would click again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Thanks :)
I'll start on the next one now, so check back in three years...
(yella the r3born b3tard, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:38, archived)
# we'll be waiting patiently
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:27, archived)
# As he slowly rises out of the water at Colonel Kurz's HQ, posts, and sinks below the surface again...
Top lurkage, top posting. Get you a case of beer for that one red team.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 8:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# my informants have informed me that there has been some pedro-bashing here of late.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:45, archived)
# I bet it was that fat house guy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# no, no -- it was Hutch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Hutch too?…oh noes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:12, archived)
# MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:14, archived)
# actually, Mofaha lives in New Jersey, so that could be his house
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:14, archived)
# ACTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:05, archived)
# yes, literally!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:45, archived)
# actually, MOfaha lives in a place
where you wouldn't want to put your face LOLOL HA H AH AAAAA ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:25, archived)
# LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:28, archived)
# PROLAPSE
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:43, archived)
# well, duh, wouldn't you be embarassed sporting an amateurlapse?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:49, archived)
#
'baddum-tish'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:04, archived)
# This is an outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:15, archived)
# at least its not an inrage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:13, archived)
# HERE I COME MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:09, archived)
# you are a smelly tramp
your underwear, give them to me. now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Underwear is singular.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:22, archived)
# i swear i will literally buy a few more pair this weekend, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:29, archived)
# Like a house falling in the sea, in the sea...
I will eat you alive
I will eat you alive
I will eat you alive
I will eat you alive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:08, archived)
# And there'll be no more lies.
There'll be no more lies.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:35, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:24, archived)
# THEY LIE. {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:47, archived)
# It's kind of pink.
I like the cats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:11, archived)
# There are no cats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:38, archived)
# I still like them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:25, archived)
#
*psst…one of them is Pedro…thassallumsayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 2:44, archived)
# Is it the cameltoe panties?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:18, archived)
# i think it's the wallcock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:21, archived)
# OH WOW LOOKIT EVERYONE IT'S SOME TALKING PANTIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:23, archived)
# i think the 'panties' is still singular u cock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 3:43, archived)
#
We're all going to jail for looking at this, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:11, archived)
# 'RESEARCH'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:38, archived)
# Live! From the High Street, it's Friday Night Spanging.
(and possibly GC)



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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Dear oh dear oh dear, 'shakes head sadly'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:37, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# You asked for it....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# how about a Thai Foon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Hmm... can't find it, but pretty sure it's a bindun I'm afraid.
Still a good joke though!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Yahoo you're all clear kid!


(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:56, archived)
# thanks
I have another thing I was going to do but it's so quiet in here I might save it til later
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Post it, it's so quiet these days that even I might be forced to make something.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It was funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha
Too true!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:55, archived)
# ha ha!! lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:17, archived)
# STARRRR WARRRRRSSSSSS
but funny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Magenta leader...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Haha
that's brilliant :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 0:59, archived)
# haha best one so far - have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 9:43, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:02, archived)
#
turned turned?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:45, archived)
# just because.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Ho ho ho, green vicar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Father, not Vicar
/denominational schisms
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:10, archived)
# You say reverend, I say cloth-toucher
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:11, archived)
# oh I know that song, continues "Let's make lots of money"
EDIT ...that doesn't really work, does it

More tea.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:20, archived)
# You've got the milk, I've got the beans
let's make lots of latte
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:24, archived)
# You've got the brains, I've got the prawns
Let's make lots of curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:32, archived)
# You've got the hive, I've got the bees
Let's make lots of honey.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:34, archived)
# roast...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# you've got the reins, i've got the porn
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Let's do lots of clopping?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:53, archived)
# not now
apocalypse of the dead is about to start
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# I for one, like this!
FECK!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Hurray
It's new newsletter time!
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue605/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Mine is
Completely malformed?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
# don't worry
by the time the lasses see it, it'll be too late
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
# *donates*
Is there a kickstarter?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Damn that Julian Assandpeople
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:35, archived)
# "What's the budget for railings" LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 8:58, archived)
# We've all been there.....


Well those of us with touch on bedside lights :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:44, archived)
# or, being too high
to remember you no longer DO have a touch light, cue lots of swearing and falling out of bed.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:46, archived)
# i agree with this after experimenting with "edibles" the other week...
i giggled my tits off but it was like trying to play snooker with a rope!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:13, archived)
# excellent :)
Also, Ow..
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I am reliably informed...
that there is quite a large following for using light bulbs as dildos amongst the gay community as the warmth is more welcoming than a standard plastic object.

I do not however recommend using cocaine as a numbing agent on the area in question however. We had a bloke fail a drugs test when he admitting clenching in delight a bit too much in such a position and promptly ingesting too much coke through the bleeding remains of his ring-piece.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:39, archived)
# brilliant, well worth an airing more often
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Jeremy's in your bedroom.
Thought I hadn't seen him for a while
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:55, archived)
# I find this works when wanking
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Do you like the Periodic Table I have made?


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120 hand fired tiles, set in an oak frame. 3 months but worth it I hope.

edit. "Im not the one in the photo"
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Where's unobtainium?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# bollo*
I knew I'd forgotten something!
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:08, archived)
# you forgot the element of surprise as well
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:15, archived)
# and emental
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# and kryptonite!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# And my dear Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# And my axe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:34, archived)
# and Tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:06, archived)
# and Ariston.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:34, archived)
# and on
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:36, archived)
# and on
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:24, archived)
#
Do you listen to Tom Lehrer while sat there?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# elementalist proper, what a wonderful thing to make
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:18, archived)
# couches whose seat cushion are much longer than the normal human knee-to-arse distance are always uncomfortable due to lack of lumbar support
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
You're meant to buy the most impractical sofa possible and then try in vain to make it useable by loading it with cushions, throws and other assorted tat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# As this roast pea demonstrates;
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:39, archived)
# I like that
but the cost of making it would probably proved too high.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I'd be more impressed if it had legs.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:20, archived)
# That's lovely
How much was the build cost ? - I'd love one
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:24, archived)
# It cost LOADS more
than I originally anticipated. Since I have hung it on the wall several people have asked how much they might be so I am going to sell them as a limited run of 118 should anyone want one. Each one will retail at £3338. I have knocked up a website but didn't post this as an advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:31, archived)
# What's the site?
I'm thinking of passing it on the head of department. Might look good in our foyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# If you're shy, then just gaz me the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Hi there
sorry about that, The girl in the picture just poured fizzy water onto my iPad!

The website is

www.higgsandcrick.com

Glad you like it. What/where do you work.

email me at will at higgsandcrick dot com
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:13, archived)
# I've passed that on, cheers.
I'm in the chemistry department of a reasonably sized uni. No idea if the boss will/can go for it, but it's shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I really appreciate
the effort. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Now get to work on the sliding block puzzle version
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Now that is a freakin COOL
idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:31, archived)
# © thecrapgatsby 2013
I have very reasonable licensing rates
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)
# crystal maze clusterfuck flashback!!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Nice.
Can you re-arrange them to make swear words?

Argon Selenium
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Not come across the infamous copper nanotubes paper?
pubs.rsc.org/en/Content/ArticleLanding/2007/CC/b614147a#!divAbstract
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# HA! Science GOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# For Chem Comm, that must have got past at least two reviewers,
one editor and the whole print room staff. Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:57, archived)
#
I happen to know how it was reviewed. The reviewers certainly spotted the fnar fnaar here and basically uprated the reviews to make sure it got published in Chem Comm
(Hemipygous, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Pffffffff...
CnUut FlUup

you filthy boy.

and WOO! that's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Now you just have to make a Periodic table, table....
That would be good :¬)

Nice job on this, hours of fun to come.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Been done
www.makemymood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/periodic-table.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Bravo :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Will you be selling them individually?
If so, put me down for Bismuth.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:07, archived)
# 'fraid not!
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
# I can see my house from here.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Do you get a free upgrade
if a new element is discovered?
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Thought about that
and figured that that is kind of what science is. Hey we were right about this up until now, but now its time to change. Id kind of like having the table as it was after a new on was discovered.

Anyway, anything after 92 are all manmade anyway!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:12, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
hello peers.
any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Soon to be hacked by Andrew Coulson
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Hurt your cunt in an accident at work?
Call Mingery Lawyers For You
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:40, archived)
# contains Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks sex tape
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Secretly shagging the Mumsnet newsletter for the last 6 years
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahah ^^this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Thirdered
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Fourthded
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Rebekah Brooks not on cover
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Sheep don't give you AIDS. Think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Read and approved by the NSA,GCHQ.FBI,CIA,MI5,....................
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:56, archived)
# * May contain traces on Merkel
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:05, archived)
# free usvsthem link in every newsletter
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# the day after the night of the haribo junkies 2: sugar crash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# No eating, drinking, dogs (except guide dogs) or wartime memorabilia: well, that's the poppy sellers fucked this year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Ginger Pussy Fucked by Dick
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Odie's replacement makes his presence felt
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:08, archived)
# You may already be a WINNER! Details inside!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Yes
earn your own wages you lazy ginger cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
#
"The fact is you are my very best friend. I tell you everything, I confide in you, I seek your advice, I love you, care about you, worry about you, we laugh and cry together."

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Souvenir Waterproof Terrible Storm Issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha you lose again Lonnegan
BiggaSting 215k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] kids these days
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:18, archived)
# a...happy ending, I guess
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Another 'coming of age' film
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Ha!
And look, it's almost 4 o'clock already, a whole day off and once again it's wasted. I might as well snooze for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# yup,
I hear ya :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:55, archived)
# I'm trying to snooze
But my colleagues insist on keeping the office lights on and talking all the time
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# When the subject was "penguins" I decided they had similar days off
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] He used the same password on all his accounts
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:58, archived)
# haha, I never realised Citizen was his first name :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Charlie
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Citizen Charlie Kane
see now that has a ring to it, sounds like a much better film
(I'm now imagining Orson Wells dressed as Charlie Brown)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:45, archived)
# curlick
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# HA!
Mrs Osborne is going to clobber him in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sounds interesting....
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:50, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
# My dog's got no ...
... oh, hold on, everything seems in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# FAKE
Grammar, and punctuation is far too good for a 419.
(gijoel, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# hah, fuck, I had one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Weekend is coming
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Needs more animated wrist action
From both of them. Synchronised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:25, archived)

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