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# fart gag
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Beans, beans, the magical seed
The hotter they are, the more you bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# This is a bit epic and may not fit on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:08, archived)
# <![:{>
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:15, archived)
# I'm up for that
Nice patient work there
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Fucking wet fire.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:39, archived)
# I found small hedgehog :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# ^
*also* : fp this now!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:39, archived)
# much arfage
and clickage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:12, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
#

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha, superb!
/wonders if this could be fp'd, with the white box in the fp section and the 'little miss' coming in from the ad panel on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:19, archived)
# ^
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:58, archived)
# ar
f
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:03, archived)
# haha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Excellent!
I can go to bed a happy man
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
#

(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:56, archived)
# fantastic
clicks
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:20, archived)
# oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Nicely..
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:05, archived)
# YES
Clicks and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# nicely!
Now, get back to working on the album.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# A Wars a day helps you wound, maim and slay...
maim and slay...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# nice!
..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Don't do it Ed, think of your blood pressure
(Len_in fill in something later, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# So bracing
(Sherbs, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Say it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:17, archived)
# WOO Q!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Now THAT is clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Coooeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Coooooeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Nice to see you here...
Hope things are a bit brighter at your end…
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Bless you Moley
Just bearing up, poopy dooped :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Great mate :D
AND even better to see you in these parts again.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Cheers matey
\O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Nice. Nicely done. I'm not getting, however. What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Bailiffs!
Hahahahahahaha, geddit? BAILIFFS!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Knock Knock
Oh Fuck its the Balliffs
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I'm not getting it.
Did they pinch the booze out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Nov 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Nice!
Hello Ninjj! I hope you are well.
Awesome shop as always.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:35, archived)
# Not too bad matey
Bless you \O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 7:00, archived)
# Why Bailiffs?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Mars, the Roman god of war.
It's where we get the word "chocolatey" from.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Really makes you think, doesn't it.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:45, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand
is Mars starting a war? b3tanews does it again!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:42, archived)
# I was passing Urban Outfitters and wondered...


Click for bigger (205 kb)
(mrming, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# What a Guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Also...


Click for bigger (457 kb)
(mrming, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:08, archived)
# \o/
As a fixie riding nobber I approve of this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha blast the feckers into space
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# New series of Sherlock coming up ...
... but the first official photo reminds me of something.


www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/sherlock-series-3-new-official-2675971
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Oi! Cubblepatch! Out!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Haha!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# My friend doesn't like you Rodders
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Class!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Oh my that's good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
Chewie set the trap
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# In before Ninj….
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Nice!
Hope he's got Carlsberg in his mug.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Think this one got lost amongst other posts...
It is rather good though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# And remember kiddies, fireworks can be dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Darwin Awards, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Must be an award winner !
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Haha Oof!

CDC thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Yay CDC threads!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
# :D I must try harder - I've very few cdc...

hmmm... seems to have developed white spots :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha - ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Ta very muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# What a beautiful (g)room.
and wide.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:09, archived)
# I started laughing at this 5 minutes ago
make it stop please
make it stop
It hurts
edit: this should have appeared under the cat with the magenta cock vacuum gif.
Fucking poota
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:40, archived)
# Hello everyone :D

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:20, archived)
# while I approve of space aliens with pants on their heads
why is the Predator considered obscene?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# he drools
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Because it is female genital itself!!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# is it?
you might want to go to a Doctor about that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Its true!! :(
I don't say lie!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Are you sure you're not thinking of Klingons?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahaha :'D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# facehugger as well..totally based on a fanny
The big blob bug in Starship Troopers...fanny
Sarlacc pit...fanny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Just like that.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hmmmm…. I suppose there is a vague resemblance...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:09, archived)
# XD Woah
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Jeez - that made me snigger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:16, archived)
# That's one growler
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Does this have anything to do with why they're sometimes called growlers?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I dunno
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=growler
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Thank you :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Was going to say "if it bleeds, we can kill it"
but that sounds a bit horrible so I'll keep quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:53, archived)
#
'shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:42, archived)
# WTFAYBOA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:40, archived)
# BALBOA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:43, archived)
#
*googles female genital* to find one that looks like predator


"I may be some time"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Report back with your findings
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:38, archived)
# The closest likenesses were on japanese manga websites, and Deviant-art
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Rule 34 will get you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43, archived)
# BEACAUSE HE HAS A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah, it's a huge pubic hair.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Aaaargh - it's Rebekah Brooks' Growler
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:39, archived)
# the predator isn't that aggressive.
i'd rather chance my arm with the space alien then the brooks mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Haha - me too ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I saw predator and I saw moggy
and I thought it was all going to go a bit yewtree.

Nope, but not sense it makers did.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:27, archived)
# what is yewtree?
Is it place name?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:37, archived)
# It's the name of a police investigation
for celebrities who have interfered with kiddies dung funnels. The most famous being Sir Jimmy Shovel who was knighted for services to noncing. Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Ah, I see.
But I hate pedophilia. When I am considered to be it with such a thing, it is unpleasant. :(
I will angry seriously.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Even fictional?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Please do not make reality and fiction equivalence. It is a stupid human opinion.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Fiction is okay because no-one gets hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:11, archived)
# If you want to see pedophillia art, Go to pixiv. I dunno!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:14, archived)
# No thanks, I see enough of it here
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Yes, this story concludes.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Savile showed kids his ending, they didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:44, archived)
# This thread already ended!!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:48, archived)
# It ain't over til it's over.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:00, archived)
#
終わり
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
#
続ける
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Underpants are incredibly rude too
In fact, I'm shocked and disgusted at the notion of two apex predators wearing them on their heads so casually. In plain view of everyone.

BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Was a swimsuit better?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Are they sexy, revealing swimsuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:16, archived)
# A cat on Maria's head?
SICK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Pussy...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 17:08, archived)
# *nom*nom*nom*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 2:38, archived)
# Talk about the pot calling the kettle black
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# thank god we never have images of turd-cocked lesbians posted, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# indeed...
?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# I RISed so hard it made me do office LOLs
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
# this made me happy.
I needed a this made me happy today.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:07, archived)
#

I done a new thing with Captain Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I watched it already
too slow
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:42, archived)
# You're clearly one of 'them'
*eyes with suspicion*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
# *sexy poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# *unbuttons*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:49, archived)
# *takes post-it note off cam*
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:15, archived)
# but what did you think of the font?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Blimey it's top of the popular links already
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Love that video.
Clever buggers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Nicely done Sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# More running on HappyToes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Dick and quite literally qwerty
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:34, archived)
# And a happy time was had by all :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:39, archived)
# :o)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s40Q6ODSI8
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:41, archived)
# love that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
# All work and no play
with a ball of yarn makes Mittens a dull kittinz.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
# :D
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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Bugger. It doesn't work...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Wow it's the biggest I like this I've ever had!
*curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:31, archived)
# <pre> tags are your friend
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Just because I can,
and I haven't in a while.



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 9:49, archived)
# That is one smug porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:39, archived)
# He's supposed to be looking miserable.
You just can't get the talent these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# My invoice is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Ah, took me a minute
as I don't pronounce porpoise like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Do you pronounce it to rhyme with how Pig from Pipkins says "tortoise"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:30, archived)
# I don't know, but both porpoise and tortoise rhyme with noise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Pfft
Gawd you were around at the beginning of time. A Snr Elder. Doffs caps.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to play a game..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Block all from Jigsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 9:36, archived)
# very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 9:53, archived)
# hahahaha I'm in hell!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:18, archived)
# *Likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 4:28, archived)
# Oh man
that shit is bad but damn if my bitch don't got the Jimmy Legs, that's some bad shit too, I mean damn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 4:36, archived)
# Not funny, man!
I got a black lightning bolt stuck to the bottom of my legs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 5:04, archived)
# Nah don't worry
I think it's just a weird shadow. At least you don't got the jimmy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 6:05, archived)
# …speaking of pedrololz...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:02, archived)
# sunshine elephant would
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 6:29, archived)
# How you gonna stop with no handbrake?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:03, archived)
# there are enormous health benefits from having happy toes
your campaign against it is based on ignorance and discrimination.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 7:32, archived)
# HE HAS 2 MONTHS TO LIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:59, archived)
# What? Don't ask me.
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they have heads growing out of their oxters, they're usually pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:45, archived)
# RIS? LOL
come on baby torch my pits
come on baby torch my pits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:51, archived)
# Val Kilmer doesn't seem happy about any of this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:56, archived)
# I think that's actually Valerie Kilmer -- She looks pregnant in this papparazzi photo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 2:01, archived)
# OOOOOOOOO I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 2:04, archived)
# soul glo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 2:15, archived)
# LET YOUR SOOOOOOUUUUUUUUULLLL GLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 2:18, archived)
# She is all full of li'l kilmers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 4:37, archived)
# Strange days….have found us.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 5:03, archived)
# IT IS BORN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Come on baby fight my lyre.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 3:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Bob! The fuck you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 4:36, archived)
# I'm not coming to Newquay next year...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:06, archived)
# what is the story with this
is he german
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:39, archived)
# Hello gronkpan
yes I think he is german.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:15, archived)
# hello mofaha
I'm glad we have sorted this out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:20, archived)
# also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Phillips is bad, very bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 1:56, archived)
# bad mechanic
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 2:09, archived)
# If you likes my collection show me you intresting hobby, own videos and show in the hole world when factory models is stupid drop off carbitch when maschine still running life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Haha nice =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Nov 2013, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitt n Dick
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Haha this I would have watched.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 23:47, archived)
# I'm imagining the most delicious coupling of Penelope Pitstop and The Hoff now.
'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:09, archived)
# I was in Portugal earlier this year, near a town called Penela.
I made sure to micturate there: it was a Penela pee pit-stop.

/QOTW
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 3:14, archived)
# Go to your room NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern times
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:09, archived)
# His testicles seem to be hanging over the edge of the chip
That might cause a short-circuit
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
# modern heat sink technology donchaknow
free black and white silent film star with every cpu
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:39, archived)
# :D I did actually try to "tidy them up" a bit - but obviously failed
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Must have been a bad case of woganing in the first place then.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Oh god, that's a new one for me. He looks so proud
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:50, archived)
# A google image search for Terry Wogan's Moleskin Trousers has returned several b3ta images that seem completely unrelated.
I'm both amused and terrified at the internet sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:12, archived)
# I worry about people who google "Terry Wogan's Moleskin Trousers",
in images.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:58, archived)
# That's not his testes
It's his Great Dick Tater.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# I expected far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Ha! been pondering on how the hell to do that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:05, archived)
# mofaha killed it.
Do not attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 5:07, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Class
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Clasic read
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:07, archived)
# yeah, ok
seams? check.
can't spell? check.

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# OUT, DAMNED SPOTT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Can't spell?
I must be tired 'cos it looks okay ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:37, archived)
# It's not in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:01, archived)
# It's a bassic mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Tesco brings back an old favourite under a different description

De-ris: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24278768 and
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24803378
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Janet Street Porter's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:54, archived)
# ahem ...
I think it's a vast improvement ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:59, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3l3CuRtkbY
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 17:43, archived)
# I just got a pop-up advert


Sorry love not with grammar like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 17:42, archived)
# closeby 12/12/13
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Bogof......special 2 for 1 offer on brains
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I wonder which will win in it determining my gender, my long hair or beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 18:32, archived)
# lose the eyeliner -- it's not very flattering on you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 18:52, archived)
# and those fake breasts are fooling no one
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Fortunately I don't need fake ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:15, archived)
# *adjusts grope*
(sorry about the shoulder bruises)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# fuck you pedro, you know nothing about fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# He knows about doggie fashion
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:19, archived)
# not much of an expert in spring designs though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# b3ta response times are getting a little rusty these daze
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# I like springs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Those poor springs :(
This is what happens in the world of fashion, kids. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Surely there's a different collection out, now it's autumn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# No, i don't think that anything having to do with Fall Fashions would be warmly accepted here.
(Vladimir Gluten, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# alright mofaha's spare account
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:48, archived)
# THIS IS A DOUBLE OUTRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# wea love u
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:05, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:33, archived)
# YOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I click on for the first time in ages, and I get an actual LOL
Cheers big ears!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 18:34, archived)
# holy fuck, that could be embarrassing
*stops checking out the thai lady boy bride websites*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Face scanning advertising technology....
...brought to you by the man who invented The Em@iler. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mailer Obviously going to work perfectly...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:15, archived)
# i still cant believe that cunt kept plugging away with that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
# No idea why it failed...
Such a wondrous invention ahead of its time. Only 5p an email as well. The wonders of the future from the man who said in 2005 that the 'The iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput by Christmas.'

A man of vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] or something
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:21, archived)
# "Frankly my dear. What. Ever"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:35, archived)
# "GTFO Beyotch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I like it =) there was a similar idea in compo I think, but not same
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# aye I wasn't sure of its bindun levels
so I just ran with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Be with you in a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Your power-up is weak old man
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:19, archived)

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