Mind the seams!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:00,
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YES! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:00,
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HahahahahahHaving to explain Keeping Up Appearances to Canadian in-laws is horrible
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:33,
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This passes the b3ta lowest common denominator test!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 19:17,
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I'm always baffled by peoples love of this fillumI found it one of the worst written scifi flicks I've had the misfortune to watch.
Spoiler Of the many plot holes I think the worst is how a supreme intelligence is capable of scanning space coffins for signs of life, yet when one is flown in to its heart containing a fucking massive bomb it doesn't notice at all. Awful film.
(Spoiler Of the many plot holes I think the worst is how a supreme intelligence is capable of scanning space coffins for signs of life, yet when one is flown in to its heart containing a fucking massive bomb it doesn't notice at all. Awful film.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:53,
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Nevermind the "unexplained" number on his onesieThat for some reason he didn't question, despite being the only human male left on the planet
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Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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But it at least tried to engage the viewer in a thought process,which is more than can be said for virtually all other modern sci-fi films.
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.Yeti.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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the only thought process was who forgot to write the rest of this filmand why didn't anyone question the massive plot holes
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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Arf! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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Nicely. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:46,
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ris?is this one of those shows from the colonies?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:32,
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yes :( All in the FamilyI thought I was going to use one of the most universally recognizable shows, but amurkafaillolz again
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:43,
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i'll just come back next week if we have cat or music related challenge ;) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:44,
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...if i haven't killed myself before then, of course PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sci-Fi Sitcoms"){kind=small}
The force is stronger than a very strong thing with this one...
christhebarker,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:21,
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nice work!sorry for posting 10 seconds after you, but i didn't know
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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There's some proper genius casting there clickety click
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:30,
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Why thank youIt gave me something to think about while feeding the baby at 4am!
( christhebarker,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:36,
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a euphemism of which I was previously unaware
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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I wouldpay to watch this.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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"Always treat your X Wing......"
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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that ship looks like it's getting ready to fly right off of that easel PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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yeah alright not great shoppage ;-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:04,
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That's a cracker! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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Who does this remind you of ?
Searched for a Martian face and picked this
www.mask-shop.com/images/costume_mask_manic_martian.jpg
Is it based on the Duck of Edinberg or his son ?
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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This really is inexcusable.
Beard Complex
But I am posting it anyway.
Mystery_Bob,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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The FF00FF Feline Show?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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Yeah, but mine was a LOL STAR WARS HEADSWAP pisstake whereas yours is a genuine compo entry, so please treat it as if you were first. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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Haha! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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Sorry to threadrush, but I had to commemorate a passingJay, after 22 years is finally going off the air. Maybe if they put a stake in him he won't come back!
(extra gnops to honor the end...still looks to much like the real thing.)
((extra gnops to honor the end...still looks to much like the real thing.)
tubaman,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 8:41,
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Think he's had plenty of steaks in him already.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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{:-)pssst, needs more star studs
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 2:20,
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*drunkenly sings*and we are all just a bunch
of stupid selfish cunts
playing at some silly game
that ain't worth playing
anyway
*guitar solo*
(of stupid selfish cunts
playing at some silly game
that ain't worth playing
anyway
*guitar solo*
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:21,
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WOWThat's deep, man 'pours vodka'.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:49,
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'searches liveleak for footage' FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:25,
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The compo is goodAnd this makes it better :)
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:20,
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 1:15,
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Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:34,
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Haha!Perfect picture choice...
Only thing that's irritating me is I know I've seen what you're referencing and I can't for the life of me remember what it was. :(
(Only thing that's irritating me is I know I've seen what you're referencing and I can't for the life of me remember what it was. :(
arrangedletters,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:09,
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The dodgy recollection is explained as I bought it and watched it all while very drunk.
( arrangedletters,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:34,
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everybody learns the code for the thing with the doing computers(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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*mashes ham fists at code* taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:49,
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although:in one day a teacher can be taught the codes to teach.
Well - at least that's the vibe I got from the news night interview.
But, yeah - she is astoundingly pretty so what's the big deal?
EDIT: It's definitely got to be that as they're on about primary school. They're not going to fire all the existing teachers for ones with a background in IT... I see a very web 1.0 future for our nations youth.
(Well - at least that's the vibe I got from the news night interview.
But, yeah - she is astoundingly pretty so what's the big deal?
EDIT: It's definitely got to be that as they're on about primary school. They're not going to fire all the existing teachers for ones with a background in IT... I see a very web 1.0 future for our nations youth.
arrangedletters,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:52,
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perfect:D
But, again, I say she's clearly a very attractive woman so I don't know what everyone is making a fuss about.
(But, again, I say she's clearly a very attractive woman so I don't know what everyone is making a fuss about.
arrangedletters,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:49,
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teh codez is easyhackertyper.com/ hit f11 and bash away to impress your friends and win government contracts
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:56,
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that's good fun :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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HehehIt's her web dev team I feel sorry for. They should replace yearofcode.org with a goatse.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:02,
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superbfake it til ya make it baby
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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only just noticed "telephone me on [email protected]"so I've now had two big laughs off of the one picture - bargain.
( arrangedletters,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:48,
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Christ, what a websiteWhat a group of people.
Cristiana Camisotti - Co-founder, Silicon Milkroundabout
Rohan Silva - Entrepreneur in Residence, Index Ventures.
Suli Breaks - Poet
(Cristiana Camisotti - Co-founder, Silicon Milkroundabout
Rohan Silva - Entrepreneur in Residence, Index Ventures.
Suli Breaks - Poet
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:20,
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"Entrepreneur in Residence"
Does that mean someone whose business keep failing and who sits on their sofa all day eating Pot Noodles?
(Does that mean someone whose business keep failing and who sits on their sofa all day eating Pot Noodles?
boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:31,
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I think it's a euphamismfor 'chief tosser'.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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Must have watched the video with Lottie Dexter too
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boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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YesWith the addition that those pot noodles are more like fine brandy and kobe beef.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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I once knew a guy who described himself as a "serial entrepreneur"He leeched off his wealthy parents and wealthy brothers and was filled with a breathtaking sense of his own brilliance at running three failed companies (one of which was investigated for fraud).
This guy was a total cock. Also: used to be one of the admins for a very well-known, dodgy website whose name I probably shouldn't mention.
(This guy was a total cock. Also: used to be one of the admins for a very well-known, dodgy website whose name I probably shouldn't mention.
boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:48,
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."In the UK we are already blessed with some amazing organisations, big & small who have been working to help make coding exciting & accessible across the country."
... but we're not going to give any of them funding, we're instead going to waste it all on PR and business people who have seen a way to leech money off the whole sorry project.
(... but we're not going to give any of them funding, we're instead going to waste it all on PR and business people who have seen a way to leech money off the whole sorry project.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:42,
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Leech is too kind a word.edit: fuck
"Lottie was formerly Communications Manager at the influential think tank founded by Iain Duncan Smith MP, The Centre for Social Justice."
("Lottie was formerly Communications Manager at the influential think tank founded by Iain Duncan Smith MP, The Centre for Social Justice."
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:46,
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I think the main thing they seem confused about isthe difference between code and a program.
The site says you have to code in order to design clothes.
(The site says you have to code in order to design clothes.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:35,
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You can actually build a website in an hour.A really, really, terrible website. In an hour.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:09,
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I've done soAnd it wasn't terrible at all! My mum said it was really good.
( boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:32,
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Well yes any muppet can get an 'out of the box' website in minutes but it's not really making it yourselfWhich I think is the point. What are the skills behind that.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:57,
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I built mine entirely in hand-written HTML :(And MS Paint for the graphics.
Edit: I think it had about four pages, made heavy use of frames, and had basically no content. This must have been 1998.
(Edit: I think it had about four pages, made heavy use of frames, and had basically no content. This must have been 1998.
boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:03,
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MSPaint is cheatingYou need to code the graphics like Lottie says
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:15,
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Then I have failedLottie has the better of me. I knew I should have written my graphics directly in Postscript but I just didn't have the time
( boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:19,
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You didn't have the time?You only need an hour.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:49,
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Postscript? Pffft!Real Programmers can code JPGs in hex...
000000: ffd8 ffe1 5b92 4578 6966 0000 4949 2a00 ...
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Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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000000: ffd8 ffe1 5b92 4578 6966 0000 4949 2a00 ...
<html><body>this website is fucking shit</body></html> drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:09,
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All of teh codez!I learns them!
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:19,
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Funny you should say that...www.webomatica.com/wordpress/2007/05/29/lolcats-programmers-lolcode/
Unfortunately the main website seems to be down :(
(Unfortunately the main website seems to be down :(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:28,
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I now work as a programmerwhich is why I was entertaining myself refamiliarising myself with some esoteric languages earlier today when what I was meant to be doing was riddled with some astonishing bugs despite being built from scratch with full unit test coverage. One of them was lolcode. Another was Chef, and another Shakespeare.
But I kind of thought this was the kind of thing for B3ta:
esolangs.org/wiki/Fuck4
Edit: I also have a soft spot for fuckfuck even though it's just a pallatte swap of brainfuck. this is hello world in fuckfuck, apparently:
boobb!!!!!!!!! arse fuck boob!!!!!! fuck boob!!!!!!!!! fuck
boob!! fuck boob shag!!! tits butt fuck boob! cock fuck boob cock
boob!!!!!! cock! boob!! cock fuck boob! cock shag! boob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cock fuck cock boob!! cock tits!!!!! cock tits!!!!!!! cock fuck boob
cock fuck cock
(But I kind of thought this was the kind of thing for B3ta:
esolangs.org/wiki/Fuck4
Edit: I also have a soft spot for fuckfuck even though it's just a pallatte swap of brainfuck. this is hello world in fuckfuck, apparently:
boobb!!!!!!!!! arse fuck boob!!!!!! fuck boob!!!!!!!!! fuck
boob!! fuck boob shag!!! tits butt fuck boob! cock fuck boob cock
boob!!!!!! cock! boob!! cock fuck boob! cock shag! boob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cock fuck cock boob!! cock tits!!!!! cock tits!!!!!!! cock fuck boob
cock fuck cock
boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:34,
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Great website!Like huh?, every file is a valid huh?++ program. However, huh?++ boasts a 100% failure rate, and doesn't bother to tell you that it doesn't understand your input. Commands are assumed to be too difficult for huh?++ to understand
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:50,
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Hahaha didn't see that oneI like this quote: "Mike Worth wrote a hello world program that can be followed as a functional (if slightly odd) recipe for a chocolate cake:" for Chef
Edit: This is the recipe for Hello World I remembered. "This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force way. It also makes a lot of food for one person."
(Edit: This is the recipe for Hello World I remembered. "This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force way. It also makes a lot of food for one person."
boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:52,
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well...it'll certainly get the kids interested if this is the language they decide to teach them.
( arrangedletters,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:41,
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Haha I 'd forgotten about that. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:42,
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I like Mondrian, where every program looks like a Mondrian painting
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Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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I'd like to make a horse pleasesign me up.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:28,
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Ahhaha, I see that tory cum rag has been rebooted.In an hour! What a trooper, give her a tax cut and a large bowl.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:38,
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Maybe I'm being a trifle obtuse but,bowl?
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 3:14,
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Do not look in that bowl with this bint, it is likely a sour mix of old wank and bullshit again.Political slang: A water-carrier. From Gunga Din.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 4:19,
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Lottie Dexter, Raspberry Pi,
Both are pleasing to the eye,
One's for coding,
One is not,
Lottie's just a MarketBot.
(Both are pleasing to the eye,
One's for coding,
One is not,
Lottie's just a MarketBot.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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What posh hole did *you* go to school in?We were lucky if our gold stars were made of brass
( boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:55,
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Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:11,
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Sounds like a dream life to me(Can't remember what comes next)
( boris the spider,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:20,
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About as good as Peaches Geldof talking about Quantum Physics:D
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:05,
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Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 23:16,
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gove curses them with lines, lottie blesses them with codeGOTO 10
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:07,
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Why didn't they use use Guy Goma....He would have been a lot more clued in... I love the way CODE becomes such a generic word for all things IT....
You'd think there would be at least one person on the BBC staff that could have had some technical input in to this report?
(You'd think there would be at least one person on the BBC staff that could have had some technical input in to this report?
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:30,
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Very quick, almost as dirty.
Be kind I'm out of practice!
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:28,
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Haha!I totally thought about this one too!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:31,
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Yeah I wanted to save everyone the trouble :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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it's at times like this that i chide myself for not having a personal spang gif to hand
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:24,
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Needs more sciencebut I like the form of this combination of words. It Gandalf hot mum. It Mr Darcy loud sister. It Snake Plissken circular uncle. And so on.
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Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:32,
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