300k only? Wizardry! Burn him!Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 19:54,
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It's a SkeletonSo no weight....
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:10,
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No scan lines either.Burn the witch!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:30,
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Blimey that's good
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:20,
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lovely
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:21,
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cheezus and begorra!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:27,
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ahhh, smashing bit of the ooooold Tel smashing bit of the ooooold Telcareful though too much of that and Sir Terrence will be getting a big heed :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:25,
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the big fella squeezed me hand a little toooo hard :D
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:04,
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haha! :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:21,
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MEAT
So many Lionels but I could not find his meat.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:28,
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All of Lionel's sustainably sourced pork is halal Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:46,
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I can see it in pork piesbut let me start by saying, I love stew
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unclepills,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:53,
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Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:00,
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silly fucker!:D
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:11,
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*Moulds head from SPAM*Makes a pleasant change from an email inbox full of Soundcloud posts.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:22,
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Oh sweet merciful crap....
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:46,
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ha! :D £599 for PORK CLOPS?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Comedy Crossover"){kind=small}
splashing!i mean, smashing!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:04,
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I don't think Barrymore's ever done comedy?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:22,
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More like it! I loved Elton John's cameo too.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 16:27,
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hahahavery good indeed
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:25,
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In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon.:)
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Obz Click, ting, stamps,
Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:52,
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There may be a problemwith the name Kuntabix.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:38,
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Utterly horrific. Well done.Reminiscent of Exorcist III 'Legion' - Nurse Station Scene.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:23,
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at least they cling nicely to the spoon Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:50,
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Well this will stop me stirring my cereal with my knob
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Frogbeat,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:51,
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will it fuck Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:52,
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you know you can't resist a nice bowl of cheesy-o's Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:58,
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it would explain why i don't eat cereal Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:12,
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apparently not Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:44,
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Look out for randy bees!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:26,
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clearly it can Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 15:29,
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to help you focus? R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:42,
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...which do exist IRLphotojojo.com/store/awesomeness/camera-lens-mug/
www.amazon.co.uk/Thumbs-Up-CAMCUP-Camera-Coffee/dp/B0058CW9UO
(www.amazon.co.uk/Thumbs-Up-CAMCUP-Camera-Coffee/dp/B0058CW9UO
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:45,
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...without the poorly-shopped handle!Hmmmm, it seems that however shit an idea is, somebody has already made that shit - albeit lightly less shitty.
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Shlvng,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:53,
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IndeedI got one
(ooohhh, reminds me to make a cuppa)
((ooohhh, reminds me to make a cuppa)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:38,
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Is that a "tea-leaf-photo"?badum-tish!
(
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:26,
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I have one of theseBut I'd never drink a tea flavoured milkshake in it.
/weak as water
(/weak as water
XLVII .uk,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 17:41,
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Lens a shillin' for a cuppa, guv.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:37,
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They should do it like this
4 Victorian ladies go around debunking claims of the supernatural, exposing the strings pulling the curtains in seances etc.
Until they accidentally summon spirits in to everyday London life and have to find ways to remove them.
I'm thinking Olivia Colman, Jessica Hynes, Morgana Robinson and Rebecca Front as the main characters
with cameos from Derren Brown, Reece Shearsmith, Mark Gatiss in drag and the like.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:00,
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the phantom trapper flappers R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:44,
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Capital, Toast. Simply capital.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:05,
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i like thisand have clicked thusly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:23,
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Yes, I would watch thisHARD
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:40,
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That was a really weird ep of Monty PythonLike they decided to go all-out on the weird shit because it was their last ep and knew they couldn't get cancelled.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:46,
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Is that Noel Gallagher on the right?
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:55,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEBody building - pump iron, work out, be Mr Universe or have sand kicked in your face
Any Drawer - pick a drawer in your home, empty out the contents, make something with the stuff and post a photo
Real Life Cartoons - Make cartoons real life, add cartoons to real life, or add real life to cartoons.
House fashion - It's the next big thing, dungarees for blocks of flats, wigs on bungalows, make-up on Tudor mansions
say what you want and it'll start some time or other
(Any Drawer - pick a drawer in your home, empty out the contents, make something with the stuff and post a photo
Real Life Cartoons - Make cartoons real life, add cartoons to real life, or add real life to cartoons.
House fashion - It's the next big thing, dungarees for blocks of flats, wigs on bungalows, make-up on Tudor mansions
say what you want and it'll start some time or other
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 7:33,
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B drawers could be incriminating..So B.
edit - on second thoughts I dont want to go to prison, can i change my vote to houses in clothes plz
(edit - on second thoughts I dont want to go to prison, can i change my vote to houses in clothes plz
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 7:37,
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also before it drops off the page
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:03,
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you is.flucked up even
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:47,
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just saying that they've been doneok, scrap that from the list
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:40,
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I think he has hilariously misunderstood you for comic effect.We have a right laugh here.
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:03,
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any draweras it's something i could actually fucking do
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:52,
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Body buildingI'm gonna find a picture of someone on a rowing machine and 'shop Freebase's face onto it. It'll be hi-fucking-larious...
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:05,
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She definitely needs some support there :)Hmm... 'Like the original film, there will be four Ghostbusters as well as both a paranormal threat and a fully-human antagonist'
Woo, nothing like underlining a film's predictability to drum up excitement...
(Woo, nothing like underlining a film's predictability to drum up excitement...
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:42,
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i hope they repeat the line'Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here'
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:50,
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The technology needs slight mods...
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 23:03,
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Hahaha clitoris?Obviously a made up word pfft!
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 23:09,
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with the cider dispenser, i feel this may well be aimed at me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 14:54,
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no stream-crossing this time
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 23:05,
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Women can't be accurate with their streams
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:25,
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I think Kristen Wiig is wonderfulbut I'm so fucking tired of remakes and franchise movies.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:23,
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According to that article, there's a new King Arthur filmSo they're basically remaking "A Spaceman and King Arthur" (1979) but without the spaceman bit. Which sucks.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 7:59,
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3 tits would have been good claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:07,
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I went and done predicted the future !
Image challenge hollywood dyslexia Mon 25 Sep 2006..
Who knew Hollywood read b3ta !
Darryn.R,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:08,
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that's reminded me of a knock off t-shirt stall in the town I grew up in that had all sorts of terrible (usually fluorescent coloured) designs, including "Big busters"
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:22,
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I went with the jeans with The Flintstones on the knees!
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Frogbeat,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:37,
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:DI had the same remembrance then too b3ta.com/board/8029686
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:08,
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Add some anti-anxiety medicationKeep calm and carry on.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:48,
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horay for luggage based punnery
got a bad case of the crabs
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:15,
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I just was talking to a friend who was recovering from a rare casethat makes crabs seem like nothing! RSS
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tubaman,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:42,
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Haha"It took me ages squeezing it all in there..."
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:44,
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"I had to sit on it then jump up and down on it just to fit it all in."
( Shlvng,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:48,
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My cat has no nose because I shot his fucking face away.
Shlvng,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:00,
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HER MAJESTY APPROVES.
Also, remarkably small grouping there, Shlvng..
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:07,
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You don't have grouping using a captive-bolt pistol with some tuna jelly smeared on the end.
(
Shlvng,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:16,
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My sincere apologies. I assumed that you were using your keyring shotgun.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:01,
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hi mof, for some reason this reminds me of the leningrad timesdid this one come from the same bandwagon ?
those were the days you got five minutes on the board before being knocked of the bottom.
(those were the days you got five minutes on the board before being knocked of the bottom.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 1:01,
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Nah, it is an old pic, but it was made after the time you're talking about.It's from back when the gay shift was still thriving, I'd guess it was maybe 3 or 4 years ago.
Found it, it's from March 2010
(Found it, it's from March 2010
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:27,
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"Naff orf, Granville"
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:45,
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Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.Sorry old man, we don't understand your bantz.
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:17,
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I think Cameron should be a LITTLE more shiny...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:17,
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i'm imagining cameron making squeaky noises Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:46,
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I FUCK to kill them hard makes no sense hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:50,
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This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this". drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:39,
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I'm clicking hard.and by clicking I don't mean anything else....
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:50,
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^ThisYou protest too hard
and by protest I...
(and by protest I...
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:05,
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I liek this, I hate them, I liek this, I hate them... so confusing I hate them I liek this I hate them... so confusingalso someone said his eyes were too close together so I frigged them
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:10,
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Freaky baconHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaa
( Shlvng,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:53,
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HahahaThis has me giggling like a loon!
Who's is that face?
(Who's is that face?
XLVII .uk,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 13:07,
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No idea but I'm pretty sure it fucking LOVES MARS!
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 13:13,
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Dunno.It's been in my "Reasons to be cheerful" folder for years with a numeric filename.
( Shlvng,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 13:24,
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I was thinking it might be Sullys brotheror long lost cousin
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:25,
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Great film. Great actor. Its working title was "A Clockwork Sausage".
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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terrible, terrible racism mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:18,
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eric piggles? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:26,
archived)
slow down You should go read the faq.
It's not that busy here now but you should really stop wasting threads. We only get 20 a week now.
(It's not that busy here now but you should really stop wasting threads. We only get 20 a week now.
XLVII .uk,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:59,
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No harm done I guess ........By all means reply to yourself with new pictures in an your own or someone elses thread. XLVII .uk,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:11,
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Got it. I'm goin back to reading the rules and guidelines I shoulda done since registration. My bad
(,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 12:32,
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You don't have to listen to me...Do what you like, it's as much your board as it is mine.
Just a bit of friendly advice.
(Just a bit of friendly advice.
XLVII .uk,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 13:12,
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I wouldn't bother listening to this cunt, fucked off for ages and now's acting like he runs the place, do what you want
(
mongychops,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 13:19,
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HahaI was waiting for that. Cheers Mongy!
Just adding some cuntinuity :)
(Just adding some cuntinuity :)
XLVII .uk,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:27,
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Yet a fucking gain you didn't get the memoDid ya you silly cunt XD
( Frogbeat,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 14:38,
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All will be forgiven if you delete a couple :)No be lie
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:28,
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Your bad what? Back? Leg? Spleen? social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:23,
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Have you discussed these issues with your therapist? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:59,
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Remember this Book? I added his inner emotion cuz it was so obvious he is thinking FML
Oh hia Dave
EDIT: Oh oh Dave is going to get told off in a bit XD
Frogbeat,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:45,
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