Bob Won't Put His Hands Up On A Roller Coaster Again
Muchos thankyous to office clown, mat
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:07,
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Muchos thankyous to office clown, mat
haha!
Here's a wyh to all of you!:
Seeing as though I don't usually have the time to talk on the board - but I really love it!!
incidentally:
Human: would you let TRON do you up the pooper?
G. Bot: I am not so sure if I would like to let TRON do me up the pooper...*ahhh bless*
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06,
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Seeing as though I don't usually have the time to talk on the board - but I really love it!!
incidentally:
Human: would you let TRON do you up the pooper?
G. Bot: I am not so sure if I would like to let TRON do me up the pooper...*ahhh bless*
They visit me in my sleep
With rough tongues they lick my eyeballs...
Whoopeee....PAY DAY!!!
GTA Vice City or The Getaway?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02,
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Whoopeee....PAY DAY!!!
GTA Vice City or The Getaway?
GTA
The Getaway's not as good and they've now cut out the manic BT genocide scene.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:03,
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Hehehe
I got mine early so I can kill the BT engineer. That'll teach them to have such as shity slow Broadband roll out.. :D
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:08,
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hooray!
It is pay day for me also. I have decided to splash out on...
*drum roll*
...a nice sandwich and some juice for my lunch.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:04,
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*drum roll*
...a nice sandwich and some juice for my lunch.
We're
going to the pub - i'm paying for the beer and special payday pies.
Ner!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06,
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Ner!
what's the story
about the beer milkshake, Uncle Isthisyou?
*spazzes*
Oh.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:14,
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*spazzes*
Oh.
Go for...
Having bought both, I'd say Vice City. :) Then The Getaway at next pay day! :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:05,
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I know those cats
Bandwagon!
/repost
edit: woo, I love your hellcats by the way.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:07,
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/repost
edit: woo, I love your hellcats by the way.
Oh My GOD ! Oh My GOD ! Oh My GOD ! Oh My GOD ! Oh My GOD !
Anyway - get GTA VC
Now that the getaway has been out for several weeks, the flaws are revealing themselves, in fact, its bloody awful.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:09,
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Now that the getaway has been out for several weeks, the flaws are revealing themselves, in fact, its bloody awful.
On the advice
of the board, i'm picking GTA VC up on the way home.
Muchos weekend carnage!
I shall report back monday - have a good weekend b3tans!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:14,
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Muchos weekend carnage!
I shall report back monday - have a good weekend b3tans!
New competition
The vote was overwhelmingly for
E) Extinct! (What was it and where did it go?) (via Bovine)
So go make us pics of things that you just don't see around any more...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02,
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E) Extinct! (What was it and where did it go?) (via Bovine)
So go make us pics of things that you just don't see around any more...
Sounds
fun!
*opens up photoshop ignoring the fact I have an exam in two hours*
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06,
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*opens up photoshop ignoring the fact I have an exam in two hours*
I would just like to quickly de-lurk
and post my joy that the Google Image search, when asked about "bloid" no longer just displays odd shapes and images, but:
four of my old pictures :-)
That is all :-)
<relurk>
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:01,
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four of my old pictures :-)
That is all :-)
<relurk>
woo!
munkt0n brings up a load of my pix, and a photo of me, erk!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:04,
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that's annoying
dr phil kitten brings up a photo of me looking pissed and my "kitten elvis" which is frankly about the shoddiest pic I've ever done.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:07,
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I'm worried
if someone messes about and types mnb098mnb into the keyboard... see what they get.. hm
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woo
Fat Boab brings up 11 of mine and some of Simon Wicks too. How queer.
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That's scarier than you'd think. And WYH.
P.S. For those of you who're wondering what today's word is, it's honorificabilitudinitas...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:01,
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Honorificabilitudinitatibus, surely?
(Love's Labour's Lost, v. i.)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:09,
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Honorificabilitudinitatibus
is the ablative plural of the Latin contrived honorificabilitudinitas, which is an extension of honorificabilis meaning "honorableness." Basically.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:26,
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Or dative
presumably, if we're using Latin. But far be it from me to momize.
In English, of course, it's so much simpler just to say "honorificabilitudinity".
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:45,
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In English, of course, it's so much simpler just to say "honorificabilitudinity".
i almost bought one of them
without the enormous baby in it though
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02,
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why does he look
confused? doesn't he know that the answers to all life's questions can be found at the bottom of his glass!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02,
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he's not confused
he's both surprised (first time he's managed to balance it there) and cautious (doesn't want to spill it).
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:03,
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and wondering how he is going to get back to the
bar to pick up his chaser, without splilling it! :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:10,
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i dunno
it's pretty cute, and you could wipe your arse with it - houpla !
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:00,
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yeah
the poor little sod wouldn't be getting his fur stroked in the ads tho,
the fat man would take him to the can :|
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02,
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the fat man would take him to the can :|
endlessly amsuing
Human: do you like b3ta?
G. Bot: I like pets. I like.
Human: do you like AlStorer
G. Bot: I really like ELIZA. I really like the party.
Human: do you like koit?
G. Bot: Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
ps AAAAAHHHHH!
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G. Bot: I like pets. I like.
Human: do you like AlStorer
G. Bot: I really like ELIZA. I really like the party.
Human: do you like koit?
G. Bot: Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
ps AAAAAHHHHH!
yes
I can't stop laughing at these long streams of quotes from G.Bot.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:01,
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yes
if only every post on the board could be produced by a machine...
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i'm laughing out loud
and i work in quite a serious office.
i'm in tears!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06,
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i'm in tears!
OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Handbags!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06,
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one more
Human: do you want the b3tans to stop asking you questions
G.bot: Yes, can you all just fuck off and pester something else - besides, all these questions get answered by a group of Indonesian sweatshop workers who get paid bugger all (send help - we are all starving)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:09,
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G.bot: Yes, can you all just fuck off and pester something else - besides, all these questions get answered by a group of Indonesian sweatshop workers who get paid bugger all (send help - we are all starving)
aaargh.
Human: Do I make you moist?
G. Bot: Who are you, Austin Powers?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:03,
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G. Bot: Who are you, Austin Powers?
.
Human: how wide is the atlantic ocean?
G. Bot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:04,
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G. Bot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
sorry ladies....
Human: do you have big boobies?
G. Bot: My download size is about 2 MB.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:57,
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G. Bot: My download size is about 2 MB.
Gotta be said
I asked that very question with the same response.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:01,
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When I clicked the link I could see it
but couldn't talk to it. How does it work?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:12,
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But that's ancient
and well done. Some temporal mindpiss going on.
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Just you wait until
you see the game I'm working on at the moment... Mwahahahahaha
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Give that lady a cheesecake
spot on. A greenwing macaw to be exact.
Needless to say I was searching for something else entirely and I got this instead :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:03,
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Needless to say I was searching for something else entirely and I got this instead :)
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake...
*drools*
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:08,
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*drools*
Fuck
I think my brain has just filed than in the folder /For use in future nightmares
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:05,
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By complete mindpiss
I was making a nice pic of my man Bobby here (who was begging for a guitar) and it kinda fits with a possible comp entry.
Marvelous
...and depending on the reaction, I have another up my sleeve for those into a more gentler method of riffage...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49,
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Marvelous
...and depending on the reaction, I have another up my sleeve for those into a more gentler method of riffage...
That
Is fab. I was trying to think of a taxi driver image but could not.
Good job that man!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:54,
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Good job that man!
gentle ?
puh! Bring me chunky chords and heart ripping riffs :) Groovy pic too !!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:56,
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Is replying to your own post like laughing at your own joke?
Anyway, another deniro with a guitar.
Not particularly funny, he just looked like he wanted one...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:58,
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Not particularly funny, he just looked like he wanted one...
You mean...
Maynard James Keenan.
Tool are super! 'saw them at Brixton last year, funny watching all the little grebs trying to dance to the strange beats
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:13,
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Tool are super! 'saw them at Brixton last year, funny watching all the little grebs trying to dance to the strange beats
I only have a couple
so I use them sparingly.
Consider yourself honoured.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:57,
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Consider yourself honoured.
You have got a head full of norks haven't you?
I don't have spares you know.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:14,
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haha
now I cannot take the image at all without hearing that grange hill theme!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51,
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you've got to eat a good brekkie
If you're going to keep as trim as Ms Golightly.
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So beautiful!
However, I happen to know how she stayed so thin.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:44,
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However, I happen to know how she stayed so thin.
Re/mastered/edited/dux/turn of the Jedi:
The final scene at Endor was getting to
be a real family reunion
bigger binks
.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:47,
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be a real family reunion
bigger binks
.
The thing that really makes this wondeful
is the additon of Bert
:)
Nice one!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:48,
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:)
Nice one!
And so it continues:
Human: No
G. Bot: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: I think I might be gay.
G. Bot: Since when? Perhaps. How do you plan to do this?
Human: shag a few men up the arse perhaps.
G. Bot: I've lost the context,. Are we still on cumming?
Human: More than you'll ever know.
G. Bot: That seems like quite a lot.
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G. Bot: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: I think I might be gay.
G. Bot: Since when? Perhaps. How do you plan to do this?
Human: shag a few men up the arse perhaps.
G. Bot: I've lost the context,. Are we still on cumming?
Human: More than you'll ever know.
G. Bot: That seems like quite a lot.
just told her the bailifs were at the door
She really didn't care - silly cow.
And now they've got her server.
(someone take the keyboard off me)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:56,
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And now they've got her server.
(someone take the keyboard off me)
Abbey Road, London NW007
(apologies to George Lazenby)
Shameless plug: new Mekon animation on my site!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46,
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(apologies to George Lazenby)
Shameless plug: new Mekon animation on my site!
tut
OHMSS
only the best bond film ever as well
how could you
woo that pic
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:55,
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only the best bond film ever as well
how could you
woo that pic
I
saw this pic of a cat earlier and I knew what was missing...its dissection with a lightsaber...and voila.....
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43,
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Does anyone remember the Pedigree Chum ads of the 70's?
This reminds me so much of that.... "Full of meaty nourishment"
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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Fred Jack says:
Saw this on BBC News...
"David Blunkett to unveil his new guide dog"
Is someone going to wheel it on covered in a sheet? After a short ceremony, a plaque will be unveiled and the sheet removed to much laughter, as some joker's put a traffic cone on it's head.
Can't wait.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:48,
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"David Blunkett to unveil his new guide dog"
Is someone going to wheel it on covered in a sheet? After a short ceremony, a plaque will be unveiled and the sheet removed to much laughter, as some joker's put a traffic cone on it's head.
Can't wait.
hahahaha
brilliant
wouldn't he keep taking bites out of it though?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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wouldn't he keep taking bites out of it though?
me too
lets form a gang
(if you turn the colour settings on your monitor right down - hey presto, everything's black and white!)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39,
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(if you turn the colour settings on your monitor right down - hey presto, everything's black and white!)
yeah
and, it's funnier faster, 'cause your brain doesn't have to process colour.... probably.
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