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Err...

(Danabnormal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

Jee

knee
Us

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

Heh.

Nice

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

It's coming out of the picture!!

Aaargh!!!
*runs away*

(Potatoman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

Gor

geous.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

Very

very nice.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

Woo! that is

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

didn't get that mail

assume lost in cyberspace.

try again to [email protected]

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

I was quite proud of this

but everyone focused on Roger Moore

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

Well, seeing as you're reposting....

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

Moore Moore Mooore

How d'you like it?
How d'you like it?

woo

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooo

please no, not again, not the latex NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

you only just rinsed your mind

didn't you?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

yes

and now i am crying

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

Genuine Hippo Brand Lighter.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

Err,

repost from this morning....

Was it you who posted it first time too?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

indeed

however i doubt many peoples saw it, as it is like, 10 pages back. and from like 4:00 this morning.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

did.

It was still on the board whn i got to work at 8.45

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

Hello,

lIke, people spazz back like, fer shure. Omigod.
Gagme witha spune.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

i saw it too..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

/me

liked that the first time he saw it. Hee. He likes it even more now that he's awake.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

No reason.

other than my love for ernest [and squid].

(toadstretcher, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

hmm...

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

hmm...

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

hmm...

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

hmm..

(toadstretcher, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

hmm...

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

hmm...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

humm...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

miiiiiiiiiiiiind

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss

oh

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

ha

ha

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

hmm...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

hmm...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

ha!

hoooo

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

hmm

extra point

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

hmm...

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

hmm...

(Alpen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

hmm....

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

hmm...

o.O

(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

hmm...

(SYS64738, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

hmm...

edit: well, that all went a bit pete didn't it.....

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

doesn't

anyone here know the words?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

lol

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

good job it's nice and

small.

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shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

war?

count me out vicar.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

and when cthulhu lifted his tenticles

he revealed his true face to those who looked on...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

oh yes

w/y/h

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

Is that Max?

From Hart to Hart?

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

DOM!

from Airwolf

or the bloke out of Jesus Christ Superstar

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

Bah

mind piss

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

tsk

his best role was as the chappy in 'the black hole'

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

Nah

it's that bloke from Airwolf.

He won an Oscar doncherknow

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

probably

not for Airwolf though

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

True

but he was allowed as much alcohol as he could smell on Jan Michael Vincent's breath.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

Quick & rough, but what the...

(Fullmetalkeks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

Oooh

a little bit of politics.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

thats

shit

(davros, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)

saddam says ur both dead

is this message created from personal experience u brown nosed faggot

(bitter'n'twisted, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)

Darth Vader unveils his fiendish new weapon...

Lord that's crap

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

what a swizz

i though it was gonna shoot lasers out of it's eyes

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

So did i....

once....

:'(

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

it was still good

don't get me wrong

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

:''(

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

don't cry

you big girls blouse

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

*slap, slap, slap*

stop crying, or i'll give you something to cry about! my hand across the back of your legs!

don't mean it really, just acting tough 'cause i'm on the board

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

at least i don't

look like mother teresa :P

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

completely

hatstand

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

Is that

bad?

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

just means you're a nutter.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

Hurrah!

:D

I've also made this but deemed it too crap to post:

Squirrel ooooooon a stiiiiiiiiick

Big directors cut

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

Not that crap

cos it made me laugh.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

me too

sheer suprise that it aint a death star laser thingy
i was gonna do a pic of the millenium falcon goin up a dogs nose like the asteroid
but i fell asleep making it :(

(Alpen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

have a woo yay

freshly baked...

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

Mine was far worse

Shameless reposty

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

Once again Dave had got drunk, and once again he'd made a stupid bet...

now he was going to find out the hard way if he always lands on his feet or not

/falling animals bandwagon

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

20 squid

says he does

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Mond, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

I'm

Still waiting. does he land soon?

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Mond, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

its a very high building...

a very, very high building indeed

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

Okay

I'll keep watching.

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Mond, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

only

if he's got butter on his paws

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

i think butter and cats is the secret of perpetual motion

spead some butter on a cats back and it should spin indefinitly

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

He he he

Love that.

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kaydup, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

Hooray

for falling animals!

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

woo

that Dave is such a numbat

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

If you stare at it long enough

it looks like he is falling upwards

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Mond, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

ooooooooo

headfuck

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)

it does too!

Woo Yay!

(Alpen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

WOOOO!

Made it into double figures for frontpagers...

WOOHOO! Thanks be to the mod who done this!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

hehe

yay

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

hehe, thats good

could be part of this ;)

sorry, shameless repost!

(JBoom, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

of course then he had to walk back up in embarresment

shameless repost

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

Aaaaaggghhhh!!!!

quick! Someone tell me how they made the Flash movie here transparent!!!!!!!

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

no bloody idea

i've been trying to do that for ages!

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

When setting the parameters of your movie

add param name="wmode" value="transparent" in your html in paranthesis.

(Archibald, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)

Can't I just chant some incantation...

to summon the magic "transparent Flash movie" faries?

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

ha ha ha

testing

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

that works too

(Archibald, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

Would it be possible with to have that sort of thing on your desktop..

on Windows with the "View Desktop as a Webpage" selected? It's sort of related to a project a friend and I have undertaken. I sort of *inflated* my abilities with Flash when I heard of the project's budget

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

sussed

go to "file" - "publish settings"
check the box that says .gif image in the format section,
click on the gif tab and then change to "Transparent" in the transparency drop down box.
then when you go to export the movie tick the transparency check box in the export box.

sorted!

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

hey now

i posted here a link to the cars that people 'parked' in places and now it's on the weblog apparantly thanks to mr millar.

bleh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

I saw a link to it elsewhere on the internet as well

wouldn't worry about it.
These things are sent to try us. etc. :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

Who

is Frasier anyway?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

Silly chickens all of you!

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

hehe, yeh

oh shit it's me

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

Oh well...

repost hypno dog says...
OBEY...stop the threadwaste...OBEY

OBEY

edit - I think I might make his eyes flash when I get home, just for extra hypnotic effect...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)

would that be

crab style
OBEY
?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

could

be...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

that is..

..hypnotic..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

Mummmy!

aaaargh

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

thats great

(µ, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:17, archived)

So that's the gme now eh?

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

Furk

Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,
Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,
Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,
Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,
Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,Furk,

I just sent a txt message to the very wrong
person and now she going mental......

Meep :(

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

hehe

I did that. I sent a txt message after a b3tan bash saying "My sexy girlfriend is just picking me up." I thought I was posting to my mate...
unfortunately I'd sent it to my ex-gf.

oops.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

Winner

why do you still have her number on your phone?

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Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

incase he

gets drunk of course

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

I only ever take my mobile with me if

I'm going out. I'm a non-mobile person. One of the only left.
Never got round to it. I think she thought it was funny anyway.
Thanks for calling me a winner, I love that phrase lotsly :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)

I keep all my old number in my phone

I had a stalker once, and I couldn't figure out
who it was because i had deleted my old
numbers..

Lesson learned....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

Whilst fumbling for the keys to the hotel room I was taking someone into a 2am

I called my ex-girlfriend's mum.

Heard a little voice going 'hello, hello, hello - is that Mat'. God knows what she heard.

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

I once texted my own mother to

thank her for the blowjob the previous night.
It was obviously intended for girlfriend but she never mentioned it.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

she probably thought...

what a polite young man ive brought up.

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

i'm sorry but that

isn't true.
it can't be.
blurg!!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

I hate that

you have my sincerest sympathies

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

i used to do that

all the time... i also often forgot if i've pressed send on txts.

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popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

going to elaborate

on the content of the message and the relationship with said mentalist?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

hmmm

It was supposed to be to my current
female "Friend", along the lines of -

Going to gym, should be up by six,
will i let my selfin.... Lick you
later xx

Sent it too my ex....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

thats not so bad

you'll live.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

You wouldn't

believe what your Mum texted me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

What?

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

I can't repeat it.

I've never seen such language.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

Ow<a href="http://www..." target="_blank">www...</a>

Go on, I'm a filty young man as it is...

edit: What the fuck's happened there? Up there in the subject line?

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)

The board

thought the three www's together were a web address. It does that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

Clever,

That donkey...

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

Three W's...

.. in a row and it will attempt to resolve it as a URL.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)

sorry, there was a strange crayon drawing

plaything up here maybe a few weeks ago, does someone remember the address? sweets
s
x

(tafodbach, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

reposting is allowed in threadwastes

isn't it?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

Why not?

Since some silly chicken is pushing original work off the board anyway.

hell no, i'm not bitter. not at all.

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

Tee

Hee!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

which case i`ll repost this one...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

like

that

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

Go on then

www.b3ta.com/board/8/1/0/4/3/3/

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)

You

are blessed

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

Why

thankyou

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

This?

www.imaginationatwork.com/Imagine

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

nope. but that's pretty cool. yay!

it was a b3tan, sort of child's drawing thing but with psycho twist...
sorry. anyone remember?

(tafodbach, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)

no sorry

your name is very strange.
little tongue?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

aye, always has been.

also means clitoris. bit miffed when i found that one out. eek

(tafodbach, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

i call it

"can't fucking hummus"

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

I call it

"Homage to Zappa"

From site to board in under 2 mins

(Alpen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

woo yay !!!!!!!!!!!

www.imaginationatwork.com/Imagine?_nolivecache&aDrawingID=20030217_090150203_751550074&_lscid=73636210

(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)

My mouse aint that good :(

the struggle i went through to even get the
"ship arriving to late to save a drwoning witch"
i need an optical shiny new mouse

(Alpen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

this?
www.imaginationatwork.com/Imagine

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

this it?

(dolt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

heres

all of them in one nice big place....now its time to try to sleeeepp....almost 2 in the afternoon...so i`ve only been awake since 5 yesterday afternoon.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

blimey!

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popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

We're so sorry... Uncle Albert

(Barry Bethal, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

hahahahaha

pure class in a glass!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

hehe

very good :)

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

the yanks really have gone mad...

here

i think they'll start on tube technology next...

almost as good as their last invention... powdered milk...

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

i want one!

Should attach it to the moon so we can fiddle with its speed and cause tidal waves.

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

use their

own technology against them....

create the south canadian sea!

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

Just not California, okay?

I'm sort of happy with my non-drowned state

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

lol

it would probably sink without help from a giant elevator tugging the moon to-and-fro...

just another great big earth quake

heh :P

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

I have been drinking a lot of caffeine lately though...

maybe that'd speed up the evolutionary process and I'll get fins before I drown, like in that episode of Futurama!

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)

Just imagine

the music.

Though the space elevator itself is a bloody brilliant idea, provided the technology can be implemented.

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

imagining...

ARRRRG!!!
make it stop!!!

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

They will

when they find out how much it'll cost to put up there.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

It's like the Roald

Dahl book woo! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

yeah

I was about to say that Willy Wonka's been there and done that.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

its just silly...

have they forgotten that the moon goes around the earth, and the eath also spins... what are they thinking!!!

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:48, archived)

Er, how about

Geo-stationary orbit?

(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

The earth spins

and you have satellites spinning at the same radial speed as the earth, so they're always above the same spot of the earth. That's how TV satellites etc work.

(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)

how

would you make the moon do that?

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

Sorry

I thought the idea was to have the elevators attached to these geo-stat satellites at the 'top' end, rather than to the moon. Maybe I am thinking Arthur C Clarke, rather than what was actually in the article.

(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

Just bring it closer

By about 217000 miles.
And build up those sea defences around Selsey...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

Personally I'm waiting for the next step in instant food technology:..

food that anticipates your hunger, cooks itself, and is waiting for you on the table right when the thought hits you!

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

whats a great idea

quick... patent it!!!

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

bugger

you got there before me :(

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

Or possibly for those watching their weight...

food that tastes incredible and jumps out of your throat again when you're not paying attention, so you'll never get fat, no matter how much you eat!

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

Bulimiaburgers!

woo!

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

yay!

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

space elevator

I've been reading about space elevators for years in sci-fi stories. They always seem to get blown up.

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Staticgirl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:50, archived)

they do, don't they

"Let's build a fucking huge target for terrorists to attack"

Have you read Chasm City? (Alastair Reynolds) - he am a good writer.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

Twas

Arthur C Clarke's invention.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

invented the geo-stationary orbit at the same time and teaching millions of physicists (possibly) a thing or two.

and coincidentally helping Rupert Murdoch get very rich

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

hmm

the Red Mars trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson had one of those - had an awesome description of what happened when it came crashing down.

scary thought.

Saying that, no-ones destroyed the channel tunnel yet which everone said would be the main target of the IRA/whoever the war against terrorism was against at the time.

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djdirect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

no doubt i'd get stuck in the fucker

jusy my bloody luck!

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

that bad

hmmm...

(erm, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00, archived)

that's not mad

it's brilliant!

I'd need to bring a walkman on the journey though, I don't fancy sitting through muzak for that long!

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

bah

have they not read "The Science of Discworld"?

The only thing thats supposedly strong enough whilst being light enough to form the cords to connect the capsules is spider-webbing. Supposably. Or summat.

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shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)

'Tis a

good book, that.

(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

8th (and last one for now as I cant think of anyone else for the time being...)

Spike milligan as Roosevelt...

what are we gonna do now ...what are we gonna do now....what are we gonna do now...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

Can you loosen the collar a bit?

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

all the better

that he isn't wearing a collar.

I think.

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

I didn't attempt to put one on him. He'd have my arm off.

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:43, archived)

....

?
edit: Yay, I know munkt0n's special trick!

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wayward., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)

Which is?

- reveal all!

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)

Not

telling

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wayward., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:45, archived)

grrr... ;->

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

Can I...

..threadjack my own post?

Thought some of the regulars may be interested to know that my younger brother won Eric Bristow's shirt on Saturday night. God knows what he was doing. I'm hoping it was darts related.

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

Has it really come to this?

Bristow loses out to a young hustler..?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

Apparently he was at the Cressing Sports and Social Club doing some charity thing. Or he just really wanted to get rid of his shirt.

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

Dog star (?)

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Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

hahaha

class!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

Woo!

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

very

nice

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

You don't nose the power...

woo yay!

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)

Just

whoring this again.

Sorry, oh and just letting people know its not going to be a Glastonbury type event, just an extended B3ta meet in a field...with some stuff to do.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)

and

tents?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)

Yes,

that's where all the excitement will be.
In tents.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

Which Kingfold?

Streetmap says there are plenty

nb I probably won't be coming, but would like to make one of those games with the wire in the shape of something, and you have to navigate it, and it goes brrrztt! if you fcuk up. Would that be ok? I can post it to someone for them to run on a stall?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

kinda like operation

but not?

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popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:56, archived)

Sort of.

Wire loop in an amoosing shape. You have to get the wand from one end to the other without it buzzing.

Suggestions for a shape please?

obvious choices are (with ease of playing, i.e. how smooth/jagged/complex the shape):
Furtive - too easy?
Fluffy - too easy?
The Fear - medium difficulty
No hands - medium difficulty
Deus' "can't fucking hummus picture" - difficult

Suggestions?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

It has to be

a bunny.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

this one?

cuteness

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

This one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

Knew it had been done in flash somewhere already

righty-o. I'll go scavenging for metal coat hangers

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

sound jolly good to me.

Shame ya can't come.
Its Kingsfold in West Sussex.
Many men come, pitch tent, have big time fun.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

I won't rule it out yet, but I may be moving house around then as my tenancy may not be renewed.

It's not that far from where I am. Used to work in Horsham, so should be easy enough to find.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

Yeah,

its fairly easy to find.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

ok, it's

past 13:37 b3tan time which means it's past 12 30 am melbourne time.
which means i'm going the fuck to bed.
au revoir, fools!

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

this will be good

very good.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

this will be saturated

with abject mentalism

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)

it would be mental

but i've learnt my lesson now.
don't start drinking at noon.. blurg!!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

Nah,

Waht you do is you spend all the day eating, which means you can drink for longer.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

Why meet in a field?

Surely a polar bear sanctuary would be more appropriate.

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

No, that would be stupid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)

I'll try and get along Mr Bovine...

And hopefully dragging Thor and Koit kicking and screaming behind me.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:43, archived)

That's what

Koit said about you and Thor.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

Yeah, we'll end up putting wheels on a tent

and pushing that down the motor way.

It'll be good to see you.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

You say that now,

wait until after you've met me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)

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