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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

brian eno

he's my hero
he'd never write a poem
as bad as what i do

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

my mate who

comes and fixes the coffee machine in my office, drinks with brian down his local. He even baught the same pipe.
he lives near bungay, the place we keep calling bum gay.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

I might go to Bungay

in May. And I'll have a lot of trouble not calling it Bum Gay. In fact I don't know if I'll even try to stop myself! :O)

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barnesy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

except

round these parts it sounds like your saying bungee.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

oooh right.

I thought the 'gay' bit was pronounced to rhyme with 'key' for some reason. I've heard it said that way, and I've heard it said to rhyme with 'bum gay', but I don't think I've ever heard a local say it!

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barnesy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

yes

a bit like ryming with key

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

you

are very strange.
but that is not a bad thing, to be strange
*twitch*

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

weehee good ole Bri

BTW monkeon (or anybody else) you wouldn't happen to have such a thing as an mp3 of Talent is an Asset by Sparks at all?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

I'm afraid not

Have you tried searching for it on Kazaa (or whatever that file sharing thing is called)?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

I cannae dae it captain

the work forbids me

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

you've been

at your Oblique Strategies cards again...

WYH!

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

that is fantastic

where can i buy one?

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

Holy Cow!

Adam West, Burt Ward and much of the original Batman cast are to star in a reunion film!!!!!

Who gives a stuff about war? If I get to see this, I'll die happy!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

yeeeeeeah!

holy best thing ever manic!

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

If it gets a cinema release

I vote that we all put on our best bat-togs and go to see it together.

[edit] Yes, I know it's a TV movie, but I'm allowed to dream.

Ooh, lookie: an image gallery from the film:
www.allyourtv.com/gallery/moviesandspecials/r/returntothebatcave/gallery.html

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

I bet (bat)

it's headed straight to the telly, we'll never get to see it.
Edit: I have to say Julie Newmar is looking in good shape.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

20th Century Fox is listed as a distributor

so it'll probably debut on Sky.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)

hell yeah

that is how batman should be seen.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

at a squinty angle

too

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

all the shots with crooks in

were shot at an agle to look crooked. crap fact but a true one.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)

holy arsegrapes

that's a great idea. It's high time I met you festering lot in the flesh, and what a way to do it.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

that bottom pic of adam west

is really gay-looking.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

Yay,

yay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

there you are - how's the blair email thing going ?
i was thinking that if he never does get himself setup, you could always send stuff to his mate and he may pass it on ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

Believe or not

we now have Cherie onside. There's a few posts on my blog today regarding this. It'll save a long post.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

as it seems to be the fashion today, i am going to waste this thread.

i am feeling a little down, please make me smile.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

Here we go.

*drops trousers*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

How's

about a big tonguey kiss from a hairy arsed bloke like me?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

DONT WASTE!

JACK IT INSTEAD!
have some boobies:

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

as a girl

you arn't meant to be doing that, unless you are a lesbian.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

eh?

*Wonders which piccie he's put on his profile*

[edit]cheeky bugger

[double edit] i fink im been fick, ignore me please

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

yay for blue footed boobies

i drew one too

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pep, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

phwoar!

top boobie drawings there lad!
keep up the good work

/dissapears off to the loos for a quickie

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

filthy boy

/slow to catch on

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)

Wow

I don't know how I missed your Beaker asparagus pic before, but it's fab!

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chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

phwoar

thanks

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

I'm realy enjoying this

are you?!
being a bloke is cool.
/scratches balls

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

Certainly is

No more worries about how we look, or trying to think of something intelligent/funny/kind to say. It's scratch, sniff and go!
My only complaint is that there aren't enough norks.
/picks nose

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

i just bought a magic book, that made me smile

buy a magic book or watch someone do a magic trick. or else do a litle jig for no good reason, it'll cheer you up no end.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

or watch me levitate

it may not make you smile, and may even make you flip out, but itll take your mind off stuff and mess your head up!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

were you reading that

opposite me on the train this morning?

did your sweatshirt say "Volcom"?

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

i was on the bus, swearing about having left my bike at the bar.

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)

you're ugly

and your mother dresses you funny.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

tut tut dr phil

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

I don't know

I thought it might make her smile.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

ahem

him.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

rubbish love

you leave the clever thinking to us boys.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

men

you are all the same.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

yup.

show us yer norks then.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

get

back in the kitchen. Where's my fucking dinner/blowjob?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

Here ya go:

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

absolutely

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

My dad thinks he's a stud

Please rate his picture accordingly:

www.hotornot.com

Thanx :)

(silverblade, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

erm

thats just a site link, not to any particular picture
[edit]sorry, didnt hover on the link, my bad

[edit2]phwoar, i would etc etc

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

you sir,

are incorrect

(Ellis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

I'm not sure I care

Please rate me accordingly

www.giveashitornot.com

Thanxxxz :)

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

oh, just one more thing

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

are

you Columbo?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

ah, it's funny. my wife keeps asking me that same question.

now tell me, does anything strike you as odd about this watch?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

even a stopcock

tells the right time twice a month.

Or something.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

hold on....

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

And for those who like ladies...

Is this lady hot, or not?
I thought not.

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

I WOULD!

Phwoar. Boobies and everything.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

hmmm, well

each to their own, I guess...

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

i gave her an 8

i can't face making a joke about giving her 1, so just pretend i thought of an original joke instead and laugh.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

i saw this nice egg earlier

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

Woo

to faberge eggs.

they should be this weeks competition.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

yep

we could help faberge find a new style. a more b3ta style.

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)

the train now approaching platform 4 is very hungry

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

I don't understand you...

...but I like you.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

the hungry caterpilla?

Aww that book reminds me of being a kid.
shame i'm 24 and in a shit job now innit... where did i go wrong...

(I am the Nuns, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

take over the company

they'll never expect that

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

Eric Carle

he's great, he is

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

Heh!

Hang on, while I drill a hole in my monitor.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

very very very

hungry.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

Yay!

I remember that! With the bit of string and... stuff.

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

hehe

/remembers childhood...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

yes!

the memories are flooding back!

My god, Yay, woo, yay!

Look what you made me do.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

WOO!

YAY!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

ooooh!

that's smashing, I loved that book.

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missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

woo

and yay! I bought that for my nephew a coupla' months back and read it to him. It's ace! And so is your piccie :)

here is a repost of bearing a slight similarity:

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

Ok. This time, I have it right for sure.

(JMG114, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

isn't that danny baker? truly.

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idlesod, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

yeah

it's the same image that you posted about 10 minutes ago..
wtf is up with everyone today?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

it's all gone a bit weird hasn't it

too many gremlins in the board!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

I blame the

teabags myself..

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

it has been an unprecedented

day of threadwasting.
5th March threadwaste day!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

transexual threadwaste day

hurrah!

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

Nah,

he tried but couldn't so Dr Phil magically appeared and fixed it, but then he took it down and posted it up here.
See.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

no, I didn't fix it - I just posted this:

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

Ah,

I see.

Now I feel stupid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

I made you this too.

I don't know if you saw it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

I didn't.

Cor, for me.
Weez zees Wesley Crusher talking dirty to me peecachore, you har zpoilink uz.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

I knew

a loose-knickered young lady like yourself would enjoy it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

I shag

for tuppence me, as long as I don't drop me kebab.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

agreed

i put a lot of effort into not using that sturdy fleshy fruit in any manner this afternoon, why can't everyone else get their acts together?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

Why bother?

Face it - no-one canb resist a good gourd

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

stop it

NO

People will keel me if I do not stop!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

that's the

same as the last one. foolish poultry.

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shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

Shush

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idlesod, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

When he sees me his little face lights up

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

haha

its funny cos its cruel !

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

oh how we laughed....

and laughed and laughed....

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

animals in those collars

will always be hilarious. Its a comedy classic. Doesn't work over the internet, though. They're only funny in real life, and even funnier if its your pet.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

and even funnier...

when they try to climb stairs, or eat:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

dogs

with wheels for back legs...

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

and even funnier when your

freshly spayed cat manages to push the 'lampshade' out through the catflap and escapes and hides in the garden for three days. Little horror.

(I hasten to add, she was perfectly fine when she decided to come back - after sleepless nights for me).

(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

I quite like this idea

www.phonebin.co.uk/index.cfm

has anybody got a photo phone to try it out?

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rob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

Norks and arses seem to feature highly.

I like that.

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

Free porn!

yay!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

you can't beat a good arse

or pair of norks...well actually you can with the end of ur knob ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

Norks

norks.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

oh come on

put some effort into it...

its:

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Norks!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

phwoooooooooaaaaarrrrrr

is it lesbian hour yet?

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

They just do it

to turn us on, you know.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

if only you two

had webcams !

I'd invest me money in Kleenex shares

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

You like

looking at big hairy blokes scratching their nads then? Poof.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

yeah

and ur point is ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

Don't like poofs

Not when my mates are around anyway.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Norks!

Better?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

yeah

that'll do.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

and that is a very nice bum

[edit] i do'nt know, he comes on here peddling smut. hurrah!

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

Lesbian!

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wayward., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

well, it is work-safe mock lesbian hour

dutch'bloke' wants it apparently

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

I always want it...

I've got the horn and there aren't enough lesbians around to do anything about it.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

I bet a big hairy guy like you

could cure any of 'em. They just don't know what's good for 'em, eh!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

They're

gagging for it.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

ooooh

come over here and give us a kiss big boy

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

looks quite

like it's going to fill with porn.. but it's a good idea.

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Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

Filling anything with porn...

...is always a good idea.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

Even

pasties?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

Haddock Pasties ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

ESPECIALLY

pasties...

or any type of baked savoury treats.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

yes but it costs 36 freaking pence

wow, thats the easiest way ever to get your arse on the web.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

where does it say that?

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rob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

from my phone

grr voda.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

hurrah

for squirrels

http://www.phonebin.co.uk/animals/

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

whats up with

that womans breasts who disappear under her arms??

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

dunno

and I'm pretty sure that this isn't a mobile phone photo.
www.phonebin.co.uk/index.cfm?Img=48&action=photo

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rob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

well,

all you have to do is email a pic... which i've done

can you guess which one it is?

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

cor

they look married.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

An NSFW...

.. would have been appreciated. Boss over shoulder etc...

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

that's a lovely bottom

on the front page

nice 'n' pert

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

No reason.

I just fancied some toast...

..on my desktop.

Click for your wallpaperyness!
(1024 x 768)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)

munchtastic

*grabs chocolate spread*

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

everyone knows

you put marmite on toast !

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

*Boik*

Everyone knows Marmite is the devils jiz !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

Seconded!

Chocolate spread it is!

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dogsbollocks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

just as mayonnaise

is Jesus's cream.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

mmmmmm

sandwich fillings of the gods !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

nah, marmalade

marmite is the devils sticky shite

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

well i like marmite

but as long as you don't put peanut butter on it i don't mind.

(peanut butter is the devils earwax)

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Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

Marmite is gwajus!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

peanut butter AND marmite

at the same time on toast is top munchie food. sometimes nothing else will fill that smoking gap.

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

Nay

I think you mean Borvil

mmm bovrilicious

(Braindeadleper, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

mmmm....

chocolate spread is the food of gods.(sort of). well not really i'd imagine gods would eat sharks and yeti's and stuff.

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

Mmmm

mmmm toast
mmmm geekery

/student

mmmmm Nelly Furtado (www.musicbrigade.com)

(kryptik, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

Church is going to get a LOT more interesting

Now this guy's in charge...

(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

he's got nothing on marilyn manson...

we're all stars now in the pope show!

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

Ooh

I've not seen him for a while. Still gives me the fucking horn

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

are you some gay homo shirtlifter then?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

/playground

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

This Took Far Too Long

And I'm not entirely happy with the result due to not being able to find any lizard pictures with the right perspective but nevermind because it sure beat the shit out of doing any real work.

1024*768 Wallpaper
1280*1024 'Fat Ass Monitor' Wallpaper

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Straw Dog, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

mine is 1280x960.

coz that is 4:3.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

yes

1280x1024 should only be used on 5:4 LCD displays, but nobody ever listens... *sigh*

(anyway, just get the 1024x768 one and set it to scale)

I use 1280x960 on my amiga, and 1152x864 at work.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

My Monitor At Home

Is a 20" Taxan from years ago and it won't display in 1280*960 but it will do 1280*1024 so that's why I made it that size.

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Straw Dog, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

you need to fuck with your

refresh rates. Well, really you want to ignore me because i'm being overly pedantic about it, but there you go. Hrrmm... so... do you like elephants?

Edit: Besides... if its a proper 20", shouldn't you be using 1600x1200?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

Nope

Changing the refresh rates makes no difference at all - the monitor will not display 1280*960.

/edit - I'm glad my hardwork has generated a discussion on monitor resolutions it makes it all seem worthwhile somehow.

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Straw Dog, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

that lizard

also looks like the surface of saturn from space. Does this mean that its a giant space lizard camoflaging itself against saturn?!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

Psst

you forgot ur medication again didn't you

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

it DOES look like saturn. Look at it ffs! LOOK AT IT!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

jupiter

you mean jupiter....!!!!!!

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

errrr...

yeah. You know, the two are interchangeable. I swapped them round last month.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

It's...

A bearded dragon - I've got one at home called Clint. They are cool pets, really chilled out but they get bloody sharp claws if you don't trim them.

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Straw Dog, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

does it breathe fire?

...well does it?

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

Nope

And it hasn't got wings or a little miniature jousting knight with it either but it is cool none the less.

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Straw Dog, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

Robo.........WHAT!?

Who has the gun now Mr Farmer!?
(i know there isn't a gun in the pic. Leave me alone)

(Cambodia, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)

He's Got Guts...

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)

careful

they are very rare, as the tend to eat themselves.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)

each time i try and post

it keeps asking me to log in every time... even though i am! someone explain....

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)

COOOOOOOKIES!

/sesame street

(Phil not DS, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)

try deleting

your b3ta cookie.. that may fix it

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Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)

how?

er... how? I'm not really into the jargon thing... *sob*

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

close browser, look in windows/cookies

or profiles/yourname/cookies, find the b3ta one and delete it.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

or search for a folder called cookies

and delete the ones with b3ta in the name

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Darkedge, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

you have been playing

with ur username. log out, delete your cookies and try again.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)

Innocence is...

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djol, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)

cutest egg ever!

that's great... but which one came first?

(Kayozz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)

they both came together

after a rather energtic sexual marathon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)

snigger

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)

dinosaurs

duh

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

Misheard Lyrics #1

Desmond Dekker - 'The Israelites'

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)

Like, ewwwwwwww.

Can it be Valley Girl day soon?

Just a thought.

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)

oooh I hope so!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)

because i would, like, totally enjoy that

not in a gay way or anything

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isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)

What

are Valley Girls?
(I'm new at this bloke stuff)

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)

Dunno...

....but I want some anyhow.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)

They totally,

totally talk like this, fer sure.
Like, gag me with a spoon, whut-evuuurr.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)

yes yes yes

valley girl day tomorrow then?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

Valley girl day is

so last week

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)

talk to the hand

whut-ever

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

you go

girlfriend!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

to the max!

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

well

thats done with, they don't say any more than that and it all squished in to one thread.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

they often

say 'fuck off you hairy twat' to me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

Have

you been listening to Zappa recently?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)

Ohmigood.

That is like, totally true.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

Oh-a!

I was-a thinking-a the Welsh-a Valleys-a!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

the answers in the question

is it cross-gender day today? luckily my name need not be changed.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)

yes it is!

How did you guess that>?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

Go on...

Give us a flash.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

i hope you can see mine on my webcam

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

where

is your cam?
I want to see your boobies...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yeah

Where are the boobies?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

it's £5.99 for 30 minutes

and £8.99 for every hours after that. send me your credit card details.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

but...

but... I want free boobies!

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

sign

me up for two hours!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

woooa-ooo-ah me ears are alight

(from a joke from an edvert many moons ago. TDK tapes?)

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)

I remember that

well

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

not as good as the

"ooooh oooooh vitalite" song to the same tune though...

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

I still keep

nuts and bolts in my garage in vitalite tubs, from when everybody bought it as it was fashionable

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

Took me a while....

...but I got there in the end. Hehehehe :)

(OB1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)

Bumholes

(creaking joints, TDK ad from years ago.)

parp honk

(Ohnevermindthat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)

he he he

i bet he wishes he'd heard it on TDK tape.

[edit]Ohhh! feel the mind piss

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)

jinx

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)

sorry cant jinx me

as i originally put maxwell, but edited my post, and then it was mind piss anyway, so it's doesn't count.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

haha

love it

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)

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