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fly away...

not sure if you guys have seen this:

www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/

(been busy and not checked in fora while.)

(Rarebit, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

beaucoup de

penise du verre

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

muchos glasscockery

but still very lovely.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

thought so

but it's that nice that it's worth glass cocking myself.

(Rarebit, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

yes it is indeed lovely

...you go do that.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

it is rather nice

rather nice indeed

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

you could have checked now

Nevermind, because I've just remembered that there's something I'd like to share with you. all It's quite special...
We drove all the way to work behind a manure truck this morning. It was lovely.

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

that reminds me

i saw a rabbit this morning. he was trying to cross the road but it was too busy. it was buy the house of the woman that grows daffodils.

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

Aw, poor love, at least

he wasn't recklessly trying to cross it, not like those silly pheasants. I shall see if I can sneakily add your rabbit to my total...
I saw five this morning, I'm in the lead. Very exciting (in a not at all exciting kind of way)

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

i don't know what happened

i was stuck behind a tractor so i was going quite slow. i'll check on the way back.

if you pop to see tiddles at work, there's a gym/sports centre down the road. in the spring/summer there's *millions* of them there.

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

we once saw some

waiting at a bus stop. They looked very silly.

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

Had to be done

(redzarf, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

woo

I almost had to think...but me like.
another one then

(spuriousmonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

umm...

repost time:)

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

should've

changed the flag back.. but woo..

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

That

has been done too

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

never mind

at least they tried.

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

Whenever

I see this pic i get the urge to make it into a anyone for tennis kinda thing...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

that is

truly delightful

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

Yay!

I've been trying to convince Manic to use that pic instead of that bloody star wars one he keeps doing...

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christhebarker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

oh thats why

you posted that totally bizzare image..

I like the star wars one better i have to say..

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

He won't

listen...

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christhebarker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

Oi! Damned fellow keeps nicking my mouser to impress the ladies.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

I think...

I think the moustach should land on the damn...I mean dame

(GeekyBill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

Tache theft....

recks lives!
:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Bit early for a Hollywood remake I know...

but I'm so much more pleased with this one...

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christhebarker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

pure

class. woo!

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viama, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

it seems today that all you see

are violins in movies and sax on TV

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Shedside, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

Top song by Talking Heads

called Sax & Violins...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

who was it that released an album called

"Lenin and McCarthy"? Possibly the best pun in the Universe, that.

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Shedside, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

It was The Twenty Fifth Of May,

agit pop hip hop band from the 90s. Good song they did called 'Fuck The Right To Vote'...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

Original title of the Muppets Show was

The Muppet Show: Sex And Violence.

Unsurprisingly, the network vetoed it.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

OH YES!!!!!

does it get any better?
wooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Hats

off

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

totally

woo yay and then some....but don't you think they should use swartzenager(sp?) or Stallone? I mean, bruce willis is doing those damn ghost movies now.

(GeekyBill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

talk talk that jibba jabba

geeky bill

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Koogas, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

it still doesn't say

"Brutz Willig

Soundtrack By DJ Hetz Hudson"

on it though.

but it does look more dynamic, if a little red/yellow.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

Here...

...have an award :)

Most woo.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

Ooh

thankyou

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christhebarker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

It was better in my head :(

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Darryn.R, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

it must have

been bloody marvellous in your head then - because it's pretty splendid anyway

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

Mmm

Raquel Welch

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

I would

but only with that head

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Fat Marrow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

pretty

darn fantastic if you ask me (and I doubt that you are)

(Teaseress, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

Why thank you..

Nice dress ;)

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Darryn.R, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

I gotta watch my soaps...

(GeekyBill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

woo!

that makes me laugh = )

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

ha ha

I think you'll find it's "elope" though
/pedant

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

well...uh...

mitch isn't too bright either??? Yeah that's it...*cough*

(GeekyBill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

ah , authenticity.

nice touch.
;-)

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

I mean cmon!!

He's having an affair with a facking lion! He's definatly no Einstein. at leat he's not a Bush.

(GeekyBill, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

yay!

especially for lions

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Anti-capitalist protesters would need a new target....

my posting cherry is popped!

(klondyker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

hooray

welcome to the board.
yay!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

you're like the official welcome committee

i hope you've handed over the little basket with the muffins i baked and all those coupons

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

ooh

i'm jealous i am new here today too and i never got any baked goods. :o(

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

menub's a busy little chap

but he'll get to you evenutally

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

I think we should welcome all the users with odd numbers

and be mean to the ones with even numbers.
wheat and chaff

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

works for me

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

Making an exception,

of course, for those ending in 7...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

shut up n00b

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

if that's your tongue

you're ill...

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

People

do tell me I'm sick sometimes - and I thought they were just being nasty...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

yay!

happy days :)

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

you want to share

my muffings? :)

(klondyker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

thankyou

you are so kind but i think you deserve them for your edd the duck-style post

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

oi! i was in line for that title!

though i suppose i could let menub do the day folks if i get to have my way with the evening shift

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

you're welcome to the job ms pixie

i can't keep up with the dayshift!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

If I reply here

there'll be a nice chevron... unless someone fecks it up!

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

bugger

waay too late!

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

we're here to scupper your evil plans

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

yay for the lovechild of

Hitler and Ed the Duck

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huggybear, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

White water giraffting

go large
sign my guestbook if you like chips

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

that's great

that is

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Jay, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

hahahaha I love the way

you've made it look truly inflatable!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Didn't you know

all giraffes are inflatable? That's why they have those nozzles on their foreheads.

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

haha

ooohhh I always wondered what those things were for...

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

Yah, when I was a kid

out in the savannah, we used to go out and pump the buggers full of helium and watch em float. Ever seen a giraffe explode? Makes a goddam mess I tell ya. Sometimes we just deflated them for a laugh. That way you can roll em up and sling em in the back of ya volvo. I tell ya.

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

hehe

you are funny. say something else.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

He's here

to amuse you? What the fuck is so funny about him?

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

umm

/scared.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

Why

is everyone talking about me?

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dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

's Goodfellas

innit

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

Joe Pesci

Is a scary midget

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bloobloo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

he's actually sitting in the raft

if you look carefully at the bigger version

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

brilliant.

fecking brilliant

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

Laughing coz he's

funny like a clown

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

yes indeed

that's lovely

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Go wampum!

Hiawatha!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

Woo!

Very nice :)

(Mr Flibble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

lovely

stuff

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bean, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

yay

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

woo way

big up to you

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

the giraffe doesn't seem very pleased though

(spuriousmonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

yes

but your monkey still looks very happy

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

woo

yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

that

is superfuckingace!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

fantashtick

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

Great stuff !

Is there any way to make some kind of a combination with this one for lazy people ?

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oCo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

bee you

tea full

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

does it cost extra to go large?

Woo! to the pic BTW

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

haha...

"giraffting"... that is soooo fab... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

excellent

I'd buy one if they made em

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

mervolous work

everyone involved looks so happy.

WYH

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mozza, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Dumb Monkey

here
was my proper contribution for today

(spuriousmonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

1000486

Actually

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RarelyEvil, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

yes?

is this my social security number?

(spuriousmonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

was that a crafty edit wot I missed?

how did you know your post number before you posted it?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

explanation

i was monkeying around a bit

(spuriousmonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

1000570

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

Aftenoon...

...weren't you supposed to mail me a tune last night?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

i was

but it failed to work.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

booo!

damn and blast!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

ooh....

i do like him, and his mad little eyes:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

oops

I see now that I messed up the sequence slightly...ah well...that's life

(spuriousmonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Desktop based applications

Tech question, anybody got an experience in creating MSI's for desktop apps ?

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Si W, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

you

what???

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

No, but i do have experiance makeing LSI's

for the Shamen.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

comin' on like a seventh sense

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

That always confused me

as I thought he was saying 'Coming on like a circumstance'

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

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munkt0n, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

It's

Sir Clive

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

nice nutcracker action

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

that looks like my

future father-in-law...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

blimey

that's really very scary. make it stop!!!!!!!!!!

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

hah!

"coming on like a 7th sense!"

shut up MrC you wanker!

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munkt0n, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

Ha Ha Ha!

Wooishness to to mind piss and for people replying with exactly what i was thinking.

Hoopla

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Evo-Stik

or Gaffer tape usually works

(cattleprod, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

i've tried

using the software that comes with w2k server, WINstall LE or something. I found that it didn't work very well.

Somebody here recommended using Ghost for managing apps, i've yet to try it but it looks good

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

ghost?

innit a HD backup util?

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

it does a few things

It can clone drives or partitions, but it can also be used to manage installations of OSs and apps on to lots of computers from a central console

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

Fred jack

Anyone fancy wasting a few hours on a remarkable Flash website? wander around on here

www.walkingincircles.com/

If anyone works out how to find the secret area please for god's sake tell me. I've wasted far too much of my life on there already...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

Thanks

I needed to lose more time...

(goforthandmultiply was a good idea for a user name when i registered, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

Damn

I missed it...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

And now, the reply you've all been waiting for:

Missed what?

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RarelyEvil, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

i presume he means

the 1,000,000th post.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

the millionth post

although i am adding the jiggly monkeys to that very thread as we speak.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

why not post another 100 million pixel image again

and we can all enjoy that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

yes!

or, more accurately, no.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

Not that this would be of interest to you active sporty types...

The UK's premier snack information portal

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

i was looking

at that yesterday. It's by the NTK people

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

tell me

is this what it looks like? - has some japanese gentleman mirrored my entire site?
pack.soksok.jp/y/.rl7d/2003/squish/squish7.htm
and now the bigger question - why?
anyone?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

cheeky bloody

bastard

(squodge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Someone did that too

Lumpy one and replaced all my images with badly optimised cartoon cats.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

i don't know if i should feel

flattered or exploited - there seems to be a linky in the top corner to some japanese dating/porn thing (?) - dunno - it's all very confusing.
never seen lumpy b4 - will explore :o)

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

Christ know why they did it,

I haven't updated Lumpy in ages so ignore the "New" thing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

It's funny

There seems to be a lot of "old" things that b3tans have done that newer board members haven't seen yet. Lumpy is probably a year or so old now which is ancient in b3tan terms.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

haha

"cake" is brilliant - love that. spesh the way the top slice moves off...

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

i've seen lumpy before

but i go round looking up everybodies websites, background, childhoods, house blueprints etc.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

sue the m*th*rf*ck*r!

(mythy forcklr)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

i missed it too = (

my isp was down from 8pm last night and still wasn't up this morning. i'm only able to have net access now as i'm in belfast with my friend.

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

you went all the way to Ireland

just to get on b3ta?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

it was the closest net connection i could use

which didn't involve my parents or the anger-inducing lethargic college connection

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evil pixie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

i'd completely forgotten i'd made this

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

Shame you

remembered about it then.

;-)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

Don't listen to him

It's lovely
(completely unbiased opinion)

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

thank you

i was ignoring him anyway ;)

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

Hee hee

only kidding Matt - tis most woosome.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

i'm ignoring you

nyer ;p

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

not very

well!

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

that doesn't look healthy

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

thats

absolute class!

(Teaseress, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

thank you

it's not, it's arse!

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new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

kinder swingen

The deep irony of this is that it was taken in Deutschland. In fact, its at the VW factory which Hitler built.

(flimp, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

did you preview?

the preview button resets the selection, so you have to set it again before you hit the post button

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

croSSroads

(flimp, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

click this link

www.b3ta.com/board/edit.php?id=999906 and change the dropdown menu then it will be in.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

randomness

pope-mustasche-pinball thing...

...obviously.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)

Ha hah the man in

the post below shakes his arm just before the mustache on your post spins round.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

which means

there will be a tidal wave in hawaii in 17 hours time.

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hanrahan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

I saw "The Core" last night

it's surprisingly good.
there's also a moment where a whale jumps up towards a helicopter... hehe

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

you lie sir

it's fudge-packingly bad

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

Yes

It's so bad it's good.
I loved it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

Do you think...

...they looked at the list of capital cities not yet spectacularly destroyed in films, and Rome was the next one down?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

probably.

it was fantastic.
the colloseum exploded for no reason whatsoever.
*BOOOM*

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

my mate's dad writes films

one day she rang him up and asked how he is.
"lovely dear, I've just destroyed New York with a tidal wave". I could get used to that kind of job.

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butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

hehe

we could make a huge gif machine.
like fnords metaspazz but connected together like a chess board.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

Call it

The Gif-a-tron or something, off you go then.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

Synching them up probably wouldn't work

and it'd be shit.
Then you'd mock me like the dog I am.
Then I'd cry, because I'm sensitive like that.. waaaah! :(

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

Don't be such a stupid twat,

I'd never mock you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

OK, you might call me a twat though

;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

You mean rolling cabbage's metaspazz?

www.b3ta.com/board/686617
(don't forget to click for bigger)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)

oops, i mean metatween?

is that right?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

I'm just amused by the way that metaspazz only throws up one result

and it has FNORD in big letters on it and then
End of the Line.
I thought you meant the spazz trail at first but you meant m3tatweening it seems :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

I think you'll find metaspazz

throws up a few more results nowadays ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

but that post is still the end of the line

for the metaspazz

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

Yeah

metaspazz.
metaspazz metaspazz.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

FEAR mindpiss nohands

mnb098mnb furtive

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

fnord fnord

fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord

egospazz through that then fnord fnord fnord

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

spazz spazz spazz spazz spazz

keywords:
Anus, Batangas, Philippines
Anus, Irian Jaya, Indonesia
Anus, Laguna, Philippines
Arsoli, Lazio, Italy
Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States
Balls Cross, West Sussex, United Kingdom
Bastard, Norway
Beaver, Oklahoma, United States
Beaver Head, Idaho, United States
Bell End, Worcestershire, United Kingdom
Bollock, Sultan Kudarat, Philippines
Bottom, Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands Antilles
Bottom, Surry, North Carolina, United States
Brown Willy, Cornwall, United Kingdom
BUM, Bates, Missouri, United States
Bum, Kutkashen, Azerbaijan
Bum, Southern, Sierra Leone
Chinaman's Knob, Australia
Clam, Accomack, Virginia, United States
Clam, Charente-Maritime, Poitou-Charentes, France
Climax, Colorado, United States
Clit, Arad, Romania
Clit, Salja, Romania
Clit, Suceava, Romania
Cockermouth, North (Cumbria, Allerdale), United Kingdom
Cocks, Perranporth, Cornwall, United Kingdom
Condom, Gers, Midi-Pyrénées, France
Condom, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France
Crap, Tirane, Albania
Cuckoo's Knob, Wiltshire, UK
Cum, Wanderlandia, Tocantins, Brazil
Cum, Zelaya, Nicaragua
Cunt, Elazig, Turkey
Cunt, Spain
Cunter, Switzerland
Dick, Weld County, Colorado, United States
Dick, Chippewa County, Michigan, United States
Dick, Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, United States
Dikshit, India
Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland [website]
Dong, CHUXIONG, Yunan, China
Dong, Khon Kaen, Thailand
Dong, Lohit, Arunachal Pradesh, India
Dong Rack, Thailand/Cambodia Border
Dongo, Democratic Republic of Congo
Dump, Manchester, Jamaica
Fanny, West Virginia (Wyoming), United States
Felch, Michigan (Dickinson), United States
Finger, Cabarrus, North Carolina, United States
Finger, McNairy, Tennessee, United States
Fist, Lezhe, Albania
Fuku, Shensi, China
Fukue, Honshu, Japan
Fukem, Honshu, Japan
Gash, Hormozgan, Iran
Gash, Khorasan, Iran
Gisum, Yobe, Nigeria
Hole, Tayside, Scotland, United Kingdom
Hooker, Oklahoma
Horn, Horn, Niederosterreich, Austria
Horn, Nordur-Isafjardarsysla, Iceland
Horn, Brønnøy, Nordland, Norway
Intercourse, Dutch County, Pennsylvania, USA
Kunt, Punjab, Pakistan
Labia, Waremme, Liege, Belgium
Lickham Bottom, Hemyock, Cullompton, United Kingdom
Lickey End, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Little Dix Village, West Indies
Lord Berkeley's Knob, Sutherland, Scotland
Middle Intercourse Island, Australia
Minge, Nivelles, Brabant wallon, Belgium
Minge, Nord-Est, Haiti
Minge, Silutes Rajonas, Lithuania
Moist, Kachin, Myanmar
Muff, Northern Ireland
Muff, Armstrong, Pennsylvania, United States
Muff, Kilderry, Donegal, Ireland
Nobber, Donegal, Ireland
Nob End, Bolton, United Kingdom [map]
Nork, Masis Shrjan, Yerevan
Pee, Margibi, Liberia
Phuket, Phuket, Thailand
Pis, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
Pis, Gers, Midi-Pyrénées, France
Pis Pis River, Nicagragua
Poke, Northern, Uganda
Poo, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
Poo, Himachal, India
Probe, Utah (Salt Lake), Salt lake City
Pussy, Savoie, Rhône-Alpes, France
Rim, Guera, Chad
Rim, Misrak Gojam, Ethiopia
Rim, Nan, Thailand
Ring, Ringville, Waterford, Ireland
Ring, Umatilla, Oregon, United States
Ring, Winnebago, Wisconsin, United States
Semen, Jawa Timur, Indonesia
Semen', Moldova, Moldova, Republic Of
Semen, Sofiya, Bulgaria
Sexmoan, Luzon, Phillipines
Seymen, Turkey
Shaft, Pennsylvania, United States
Shafter, California, United States
Shagg, Kurdufan, Sudan
Shag Island, Indian Ocean
Shit', Debub Gonder, Ethiopia
Shit, Mazandaran, Iran
Shit, Zanjan, Iran
Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Spear, Avery, North Carolina, United States
Spear, Big Horn, Montana, United States
Spear, Prairie, Arkansas, United States
Spurt, Oost-Vlanderen (Dendermonde, Hamme), Belgium
Stiff, Bretagne (Finistere, Ouessant), France
Swallow, Salt Lake, Utah, United States
Tampon, Reunion, Reunion
Tit, Adrar, Algeria
Tit, Tamanghasset, Algeria
Tit, Vorkuta, Komi, Russia
Tittybong, Australia
Tös, Freudenstadt, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Tos, Konakovsky, Twer', Russia
Tong Fuk, Japan
Turdo, Romania
Twatt, Orkney, Scotland, United Kingdom
Twatt, Shetland, Scotland, United Kingdom
Urin, West New Britain, Papua New Guinea
Vagina, Kurgan (Belozersky), Russia
Wangquing, China
Wank, Bayern (Ostallgäu, Nesselwang), Germany
Wankers Corner, Oregan, USA
Wankie, Zimbabwe
Wanks River, Nicaragua
Wankum, Germany
Wet Beaver Creek, Australia
Woody, Cumberland, Tennessee, United States
Woody, Greene, Illinois, United States
Woody, Kern, California, United States

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)

pistolwhip

monkeyjism

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)

isn't that

a song by Doris Day?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)

arf

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Spoon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)

wyh

(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

reet bo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

That's very good

woo to you

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

ah ah ah

That's a very good moustache oriented animation you've done there !

Hurrah for pope-mustache-pinball things !

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oCo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

Pope?

Lech Walesa, possibly.
Or do all Poles look alike?
That apart, very ingenious.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

Watch...

..you tongue.

grumbles

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

¿ ?

Picture captioned "pope". I see man with moustache who doesn't look like the Pope. Looks like Walesa, I think. On first look, I didn't see Pope throwing ball.
I assumed confusion of the two eminent Poles, which suggests that someone thinks they all look alike (as used to be said of Chinese).
No offence intended to anyone.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

non taken

randomness begets randomness

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

never rub a balloon in a zoo.

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hanrahan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

hahahahaha

class

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

That is very good.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

and also satisifies my (platonic) love of tigers

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

brilliant

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

excellent!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

v good

could be worse though - he could have been walking past the porcupine enclosure - those things get tangled up in your sweater too!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

That is ace

Yay!

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bean, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

You coming inside, love?

Thank you, Choice and Darkedge...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

Oh yes!!

now that is genius!!
WOO!
and i feel old now - and very english..

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

three

seven?

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

four

five

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

hey excellent!!

I think I watch too much tv.

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

not that old.. infact i haven't passed the twee yet

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

it was their radio call signs

I don't think cowley had one,
he just used to shout at bodie a lot

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

my memory is shite

obviously... plus is did mention me being old but nevermind

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Darkedge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

it's ok

takes me back to 3 channels, rented DER
tellys and LWT. Bodie doesn't look quite
at home unless he's leisurely flicking
through a copy of razzle, with his camp
pursed lip expression.

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clangers, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

Bodie

rocked

and is now mad as a hatter

(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

Getting Suspicious...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

Are you a

tad bitter?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

Me? No...

...it's Bob, Jane and Dave in the picture. You know how these gangs of criminal stick people are when they're holed up after a job. Especially with Bob blowing a citizen away and all that. Still, there's rice for tea, eh?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

Is this the equivalent

of a letter to a newspaper saying "you'll never print this."

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

Would that be...

...a meta letter?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

bloody attention seekers...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

I can't really read the text on that

have you got it in braille?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

it must be the high quality

of your animation that puts everyone else to shame, that ensures you don't front page.
Front paging is not the point, not the point at all.
It's just a nice little thing that happens every now and again

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

I see you've missed the point.

I couldn't care less about front pages. It's the *stick* *figures* who were wondering.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

I like it

nuff said

(Marsupial_Guff, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

A course in drunken mathematics: Lesson 3 - ascertaining the best sleeping place

... where R is the final reward, e is the amount of energy expelled to achieve that reward, c is the level of comfort attained and t is the amount of time between the front door and passing out

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

a fine lesson

for anyone crashing in London for the bash

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

Couch 1

for me.

Or the floor between the door and couch 1. Depends. Have we been drinking absynthe?

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)

don't know

but we might have been drinking Absinthe
/pedant

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

sorry

your rong!

depends what brand and where you buy it.

Have a look around...

(Divvy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

exactly!

the original is Absinthe.

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

I endorse that view

for what little my endorsement is worth

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Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

its worth quite a bit

considering you actually LIKE that filth.

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Dr Drink, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

Slumped

about halfway up the stairs for me.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

Couch 1 it was

last night. Woke up with cat hair in my mouth. Worryingly.

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

Anyone else

having Lycos-related issues?

(Ged, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

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