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Certainly a crap song

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

100th entry yet?

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

nearly

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

For some reason

the ones that don't start www I can never see

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

Bah, you beat me to the kangaroo

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

nice

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

very nice indeed

though i think sum1 did that this morning...could be wrong though

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

i read that

as sum 41. imagine the horror of that.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha

that above was a stutter.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

!!! have a break have a !!!

(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

perfection...

in a cup :)

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jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Dats

purty!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

that's very good!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

I made this

and I'm waiting for an image to bestow it upon.

(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

WOO YAY

i know i got bored waiting so i put it up being perfection itself

(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

makes me

dizzy

(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

How

come?

(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

things flying and twirling and zooming

but its not a bad thing. verah goot.

(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

mmmmm

flying and twirling and zomming

(The_Niall, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

holy fuck!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Yes,

it probably would be.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

isn't she a self-confessed

virgin or has she slept with that twunt who has the night clubs

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thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Peter Stringfellow

is the foulest being ever to crawl upon this earth.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

I think he thinks he's Dorian Gray

but he really is an ugly version of Ken Dodd

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thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

Its just...

he's just...words fail me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

seconded

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

He's....

he's got...and he...horrible little man.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

now steady ....

You don't want to be that nasty ... especially to people with lots of cash ;)

(Zed Smith, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

i love the

way she made it clear that she's a virgin. really anne? i thought the chaps would be queuing up around the block.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

just the thought of it

makes me feel faint

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thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

she utterly

disproves the 'personality to make up for it' theory.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Have you seen photos of when she was younger though?

She was a looker for about 5 minutes and then something happened. I (truly) hate to think what.

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chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

She was climbing the ugly tree ....

when she fell down hitting all the branches on the way

(Zed Smith, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

absolutely

and she thought the hair-do would imporve her image

need more than that love, need to grow your hair like cousin it!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Tomorrow, tomorrow, she'll love ya, tomorrow

...it's only a day away...

RUN!!

;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

top quote from the sun there

quality as ever, mr bloid.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

I think

she robbed our local post office last week

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

bloid bloid bloid bloid

very woo
bloid bloid bloid bloid

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

lol

ace

(lostpixel, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

bloody helllllll

I'm gonna have nightmares

was she also in 'don't look now'?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

Don't look at all

if you don't want nightmares/retinal death/lasting psychological scars

(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

Aiiiiieeeee!

Surely that's not suitable for eyes? Retinas are very sensitive & delicate.
It's probbaly well 'shopped, but I can't bear to look at it for an extended period of time.
have a woo

(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

I saw the bloid

name and knew It'd be quality.
Remember, kids - bloid means quality.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

>_<

*blush*

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

ooo yeah

and aint it about time that bloid did another totty tour ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

yay for

sex wee

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Ooooh...

I can feel one coming on this weekend perhaps ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

excellent

can you drop by Rachel Stevens and Jolene Blalock (Spelling ?)

T'Pol from Enterprise.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Ms Blalock will be playing an enraged Amazon women

in the upcoming season of SG-1.

/anorak

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

I look forward to checking out her

talents

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

and she's in this months FHM as well

with some camel toe action as well.

so i've been told.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

Can't see a camel toe

but eye wood

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

I so want to say

I would

But

I wouldn't.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

Hee hee, she's a real thirty pinter

And no mistake ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

2 pints and I'm fucked

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

fancy a drink this evening then

this hot weathers doing something to my mind.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

You have a plan do ya ?

yeah ok matey...........mail me and we'll sort summat.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

not really

i was gonna buy you two pints and then fuck you in the ass. simple really.

i have to teach this evening, which isn't all bad as i can cause people pain.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

oh I see

subtle jokes now eh ?

Normally it's all blatant with you. Are you teaching pure loving again ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

i tried to teach

PURA loving, but got my nob stuck in a bottle of vegetable oil.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

Is woo!, don't get me wrong

but isn't it a movie already?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

Yeah!

hehehe...not really a compo entry...but you never know your luck ;-)

hehehehe

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Oh!

you big chancer!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

His Name Was Ernie...

And he drove the fastest milkcart in the West!

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doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

That is a

fucking great song.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

yeah

you lot just wait

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Yeah...

He he he.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

true

Two ton Ted from Teddington - what a line.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Not as good as

"He lay there, in pained suprised,
as the concrete hardened crust
of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye,
and Ernie bit the dust"

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

it really is

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

are you taking

a short but well deserved break from your revision?

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

...

...again?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

yes!!!

very well deserved, I think I've read about 4 pages since my last break :/

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38, archived)

big, important pages though?

right?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

oh, HUGE!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

stick at it!

I don't know if I'd have ever got any qualifications at all if b3ta had existed when I did all my exams!

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

I can't!!!!

it's not like I'm even taking anything in anyway so it's all a bit pointless

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

I was always told

that the night before an exam I should relax and do something I enjoy. So I went to the pub.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

we used

to race each other to the pub during exams as well. Probably not a good idea, that one.

edit - I think that was kind of related to my inability to revise, which is what's making me try to think of an effective way to nag Lora into doing more revision!

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

we used

to play the 'how many pints can you drink before the exam is officially over' game.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

I played that!

I have got up to 3 before now.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

i did

an experiment along those lines last year. i did better in all the exams i got hammered the night before. sadly i can't sfford to test it again this year.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

maybe it's not the booze?

I know it's contraversial, but relaxing and forgetting about your exams is probably the best preparation for them

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

my problem

is that i'm too relaxed i think.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

if we were any more relaxed

we'd be dead.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

turn off the computer, Lora

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

but

i'm writing essays simultaneously.. So I can't!! And i need to listen to music too..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

nice shoppiary!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

he is shite you know

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

arf!

you've proved it, beyond all shadow of a doubt.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

didn't need

proving.

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bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

He is.

It's 100% of FACT.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

he is isn't

he. very shite.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

Har har!

He is pretty damn shite - better off with Cream 'e was.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Whats the matter with you people!

For goodness sake, you'll be saying next that Dire Straits are a terrible band.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

i'm more

a level 42 man.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

I hope then

that your guitar strap is suitably short

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

inches or cms?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

Nobody slags off Sir Knopfler.

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Come on now,

they weren't great.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

They were,

dspite Mr Knopflers penchant for hour long guitar solos, they were a good band.
And I like Marillion.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

oh you're really taking the piss now

behave

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

Not me,

Genesis are good to.
I like all sorts of music.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

Genesis bad.

Dead Kennedys good.
Clapton bad.
Crass good.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

Eric Clapton kicks ass!

why do you mock him so? His songs arent about death or bumsex so you automatically think his music sucks. He is the greatest living guitarist.

(Squid Bunty, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)

Congrats to Nicey on a BBC News FP!

Clicky linky for more cupofteaandasitdown fabulousness

Sorry for threadwastage. I get chuffed when I see b3tans getting due recognition

(Oolong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

you got b3tan to it

I'm afraid - but thank you for the thought.

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

Should've known, really

Damn work! 's keeping me from my b3ta duties!

(Oolong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

well,

it's always worth a try. Better get back to work myself now.

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

now, pep

can we lynch them now?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

Lynch Oolong

are you mad?

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

ooooooooooooohlooooooooooooong

Er. Anyone else start singing war of the worlds when they see that name?

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

Nope

but I am now!

the chances of aaaanything coming from Mars are a million to one!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

But still

they cooooooooooooooooome

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

*shivers*

that used to give me the fucking willies.

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new_matt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

I have the 2 disc set

David Essex is a god among men*

*sarcasm

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

crikey

now you've set me off with a whole load more bad song ideas.

I'm not going to get anything done now.

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chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

and my boss usually joins in. which just makes it funnier as he has no idea why i started...

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

I just read that last week

it reminded me of how incredibly fucking scary that record was

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isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Yeah

We haven't had a lynching for ages.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

aye, when

will the news of the world start printing nonces addresses again?

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

sod that

let's just go after the paediatricians

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

sometime i throw bricks through random people's windows

i'll hit a nonce sooner or later, by the law of averages.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Yes.

Or a bogus asylum seeker or a single mother.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

or all three

in one handy package

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

do-gooder. i hate do-gooders. always doing good they are. cunts.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

Aye

There's nothing worse than someone doing good.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

it's the only language they understand

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

Either that or

Send Them Back To Where They Came From.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

ahem

www.b3ta.com/board/1301889

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

I was going to say that

but I didn't™

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

*considers self duly chastened*

*returns to lurking*

(Oolong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Top comedy 'confusion'

"And that's even true of fans of... biscuits?"

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

You can

almost see Moe slapping his face...
"Whaaa?"

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

They should have written

biscuits!!!?!?!?

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

OMG OMG

TEH BISCUTZ!!!!11111 THERE LIEK COOKEEZ!!!!1!11

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

Ha ha

if you use 1 and not ! does that mean you're even more staggered

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

I love it!

'Mr Payne's own favourite biscuit is McVities' Abbey Crunch which he describes as "groundbreaking".

"Without that we would not have had the Hobnob," he said.'

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

Hob Nobs are the daddy

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

I'm quite partial

to the occasional fig roll or jaffa cake.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Fig Rolls

taste of poo

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

I wouldn't know!

I've never tried a fig roll.

And jaffa cakes aren't biscuits. They're cakes. More than 12% moisture...

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

you'll notice

that to the right of the post new message link is search. this will help you prevent glass cock

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aubergene, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

heres our new toilet seat

funky fish

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

Rock

a doodle do

(kitchpoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

excuse me.

One of my users, just complained that her mail was bouncing - look what it was!

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

confused

Is this somethingI've done (or are you threadjacking?)

(kitchpoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

I was thread jacking (hence the excuse me)

sorry.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

go ferret

jack away to your hearts content........

(kitchpoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

Ha! Bloody timewasters!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

best bust her

for inappropriate email use

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Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

huzzah

sort of

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

I like

your pic

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

phew

started to worry that I'd offended (too new to all this and took me ages to think of something)

(kitchpoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

primus song

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

woo!

top banana...
oh fucksocks, thats gonna be stuck in my head all day now

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lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

it's

on constant replay in me head too

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

keep trying to get rid of it, but

it just gets replaces with Tommy the Cat...

Curse you!

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lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

wanna lay down by my side.....

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?

Say baby? Say BABY!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

Afternoon.

(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

ha haha!

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

That's woo

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

woo-ba-da-ba-da-ba-dee?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

we're back to the Scatman....

I'M A SCATMAN!

oh the humiliation, please don't tell my family

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

ARF!

*giggle*

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

like it

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

oooh

I love that song!
/goes back to work

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

Really?

Blimey.

I was going to do Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, but then I saw that the challenge was "Bad Song, Worse Film". So I didn't.

(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

Flaming Lips would provide ample opportunities

if all their songs weren't so ace.

In fact, I'm gonna shop "Christmas at the Zoo" anyway.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

I think it's just got to be Song/Film

as everyone has been having heated debates about weather the songs are good or bad.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

Why am I not surprised.

Any Scooter in your collection?
Jam Und Spoon?
David Hasslehoff?
Zuccharo mit Paul Young?

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

i quite like Scooter

although older stuff, e.g. I'm raving and how much is the fish.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

Much better

before they sold out, eh?

(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

too right.

I liked them when they were underground!!!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

wooooooooooooooo

me too

although technically they've never been underground. Always been big across Europe but here, no.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

Err. Bit out of me depth here...

*runs away*

(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

see you.

i'm told there's going to be a l33ds bash soon?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

There is?

Wooo, when?

(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

I now officially love you

Let me be your Valentine

:)

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

well ok

Just don't tell sunshine elephant, he gets a little possessive..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

did you not get my scooter reference there ?

:(

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

well i wondered.

But I thought it was more likely you were professing your love for me, evidently not :(
i love the happy hardcore
the bold on the i doesnt show up

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

grrrrr

koit, never come to my hotel again

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

hehe

I can't anyhow. Run out of money. That place was way too expensive.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

I don't profess my love for anyone these days

once bitten, twice shy and all that gash. Plus she really did bite me and I now only have half a face.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

ooh

we could do phantom?
in sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

aye

that often happens to me. Then I wake up all icky.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

*snigger*

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:41, archived)

filth is fun

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

HAHAHA!

that is so filthy..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

woo

another hardcore fan. everyone was calling me on m3ss3ng3r the other day for liking it.

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

sod 'em matey

each to their own and that. I don't slag off rap crap and shit-hop or R and fucking boring B.....so they should leave us alone too.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

what can i say..

I'll just repeat my I have wonderful taste in music I think.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

thats debatable

but seeing as you like HH i'll believe you know something about lolly and whigfield that we all dont.
"take me up up up and away..where the music is my fantasy.."
edit: i know how to break the board. but of course im not going to

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

*cough*

tags
edit:so do I but I know better than to practice the black arts in public.
;)

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

thats

probably for the best

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

'back to work'?

yeah, right.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

welllllll

Reverend Dan is distracting me on msn anyway..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

thank god they've blocked that now at my work

I used to loose even more time to msn gibberings than I do here.

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Is he,

the filthy beast.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

operation ore will be after him

...typical vicar...

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Hur

hur hur!

(

helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

ha!

and indeed, arf!

(

Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

i like signs :)

is great, i felt like i was learning something while i made this :)

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

Is that the car's soul...

going up to heaven ?

(Barry Bethal, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

nopes

is the driver...

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

he has a car-shaped soul

(Barry Bethal, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's shaped like a man!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

The man is shaped like a man!

The soul of the car is shaped like a car.
Stop that! Silly.

(Barry Bethal, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

but...

i didnt put a car soul in....
my brain hurts..

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

Last couple of frames,

the outline of the car shows up again. Very faintly...

But 'tis WOO

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

After the car crashes..

there is a faint outline of a car in the sky for a split second - Sorry I ever mentioned it

(Barry Bethal, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

i getcha now...um yea i actually noticed that but thought 'hey, it'd be nice to leave it in'...or no-one would notice it....damn you super observant b3tans....
cheers, must take that out sometime...

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

I've just realised what the bloody hell you're banging on about

At first I just thought you were mad.

Then I thought you were just annoying, and possible a student.

Now I realise you have fantastically sensitive eyes!

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

hes not wrong

i only saw it whilst i was making it, zoomed in...i still cant see it as it is on here...wow...

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

wha?

no, i took the guy from the pedestrian crossing sign an flipped his arms the other way up...

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

it's really very good

(

aubergene, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

Woo

I like that.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

not big or clever.

(LazyBastard, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

what you can't see it the bigger boys holding him down

and getting ready to flush

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

*cough*

Clicky bigger Da Da Da!

(

helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

BINGO

sorry had to reduce the size for bandwidth reasons

(

aubergene, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

B0ik

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

jesus

mother of fuck. that's icky.

(

rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

HOUSE

what do I win?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

his spleen

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

Why did that make me laugh?

I'm not sure at all. Well done you.

(

chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

christ

on a bike

(

fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

doesn't just

make you hungry then?

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

my go...*bleurgh...h0ik...BlEcchhh*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

that's it bovine,

get it all up... that's better

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

It's making my cunt ache.

And my giblets quiver.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

I'll set em up

you knock em in.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

I'm ready.

Go easy on my hymen.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

sellotape not

holding up?

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

I don't know what YOU'RE accustomed to in good grooming...

...but sellotape just doesn't cut the mustard.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

ah - should of remembered -

here - take the gaffer tape - it's thi...
oh nothing.

wanders off to do some work.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

Perhaps you should of done that earlier.

Comprehensive school flotsam!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

school?

errr. Oh yes.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

that's my school you're dissing, that is

not that is wasn't shit, mind

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

I realise your parents were probably miners or summat...

..but if your father and mother had cut out the fags and lard, they could have sent you to Roedean!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

Roedean is a

girls school, poppet.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)

Bless you for that.

Get back to your reworking of the conditional past!

You shouldn't of said that! Roedean wouldn't of noticed.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

aaa

(Commie Bastard, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

Still scared,

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

Pussy.

Willow.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

Its the same

scaredness you get before going on a roller coaster.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

And you still won't look at my publicity shots!

I'll just go to Peck & Peck.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

No,

I'm scared not stupid. ;)

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

Take a pill.

And think of me as your muse.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

Good advice

but no.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

Are you a scientologist, Bovine?

Have you been doingness yet?

Come to the temple and fill in a form with me...

Your scripts will suddenly be terribly popular.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

What?

Eh?
Confused.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

Slap!

And ties Bovine to his (rather careworn) commode.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

Is it time for

the ointment, nurse?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)

Yes. You've been very awkward today Bovine.

I'm going to have to apply the linament with the pumice stone again.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)

Oh,

do you have that bit of leather to chew on...that helps.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

No.

You don't deserve any pain relief. You can chew on my leathery labia though.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

yes, actually

seeing as I just puked my lunch down the bog. I am now hungry again :-)

(

fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)

that's great,

that is

did you get my reply?

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

no wonder b3tans are BINgoing mad...

...

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

*honk*

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

Are there hidden prizes too?

Like a holiday in the Peak District?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

the odd liver

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

I love liver.

With onions and mashed potato in thick giblet gravy!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

judging by the hand

its a beadle "gag"

(psausage76, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

thgarsts verye good

have awoo yagy

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

meat!

meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat

(

--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

it is icky

but it made me laugh like an industrial drain.

(

freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

Sound it oooooouuuuuuuuuttttttttt.....

gay pun but oh well!

(

Koogas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

Thank you very much for the

gown otto.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

tank sheep angel hair waterfall otto ?

am i close?

(

Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

bloody big

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

Tank ewe fairy crutch

Fall-er Robe-otto

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

Tank Ewe Fairy Much

O Niagraer Trenchcoat Otto

(

partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

Tank ewe fairy crutch-o niagra-er gown-otto?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

every cloud

has a silver lining?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

hahahaha

tanks for the mammaries

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

too many chefs

spoil the broth?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

duke of edinborough

told me not to name drop

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

and avoid cliches like the plague

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

well done on the poem yesterday

and i took everyones advice and made some piccies
and got a paintmash fp

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

woo yay

fps are great

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

jamaica?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

he's got no nose

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

The answer is

thank you very mucho Mister Robotto

(

Koogas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

who is

Mister Robotto when he's at home?

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

and,

WHY?

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

I think it's somethig to do with that Fosters ad,

but I could be wrong. In fact, I'm almost certainly wrong...

Off to a LAN party in a minute. Am I a nerd, or what? :)

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

you are a what

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

Thanks.

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

no that

was robotochan.
...i watch too much tv

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)

I thought it was.

Well, off to kill people now... Bye bye!

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)

Hey!

It's your family secret - you solve it!

(

helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

Jimmy rocks

(psausage76, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

Top quality

JEWELREY! JEWELREY!
Now then.

(

Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

that's great

just great.

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

woo!

he certainly does

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

I CAN SEE JIMMY'S GENITAL BULGE...

www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/~sm99ra00/vomit.jpg

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

Brilliant shoppery

have a woo

(

sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

Dr Woo,

Dr Woo.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

lives just up the road from me.

genuinely scary man.

/FACT

(shiftClick shifts it., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

That Louis Theroux thing

scared the bejeebus out of me. Freaky-freaky big freaker!

(Demon-boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

yes, it was full of

"THAT'S OUR CHIP SHOP!!!!!"

moments for me.

(shiftClick shifts it., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36, archived)

quite

wonderful!

(

robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

now then, now then,

have a woo, young man.

(

bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

Howsabout that

then.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

it makes me smile

to see you calling people "young man". did you have an exam today, young man?

(

freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

YOu forget

that Bananaman is Einstein reincarnated.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

it's better than calling him

"old man"

how did your exam go today?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

i'd like to see that too!

exam: not great, but i think it not irrational to hope for a pass :) thanks for asking!

my flatmate this morning, by way of wishing me luck, put a label on my coffee that - actually hang on, i'll recreate them. back in a sec

actually, scratch that, haven't got time. it's very funny anyway, and there was a note in my bagel, and messages scribbled on apples outside my door. the crasy fool! :)

(

freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

it was a jimmy saville impression,

i've got an exam tomorrow, and two on wednesday, and that's it till january. none today. how was yours?

(

bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

that sounds managable!

when do you graduate?

mine tomorrow is my last one for this degree! woo! (see above for how the one today went; also, thanks for asking!)

(

freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

this is just one set of modules,

there's a whole year to go left!

(

bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

I haven't got any exams

for the rest of my life.

Just thought I'd mention that.

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

thanks :)

i shouldn't have had any more exams. i can't remember why i decided to do this extra, unecessary, part time degree. ah well.

(

freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

i have never had exams

just challenges.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

my word

that IS good

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

Gives a whole new meaning

to Jim'll "Fix" It

(mr soft, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

Yay.

Lovely.

(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

OW!

skreeeeeeeeeeeeek! Keow!!

(

bleepbloop, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:37, archived)

To da Max!

(

robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

But isn't he wearing a deerstalker?

The game's afoot...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

WURD!

to your mother

(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

ummmm...

Bellydance (don't laugh, I'm not fruity, I swear)

what the hell does 'fruity' mean?... Woo to Canadians though, I have got two (realtively) new Candian friends and they are THE MOST fun.

(

packetslut, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

Well,

you know fruit...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

What about my mother!

word

(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

very good

wheres reverend dan with my dancing newt?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

Hip hop

you don't stop.

(

partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

fucking burberry

kill it all

it are all gay

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

The Wild West...

...was never the same.

(LaFamilleCatt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

hehehe

wyh

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

have my paintmash new woo yay

took ages:

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

wow...

why thank you, with these wow yays you're really... oh nevermind.

I like the way it looks like a grabbed video still

(LaFamilleCatt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)

woo yay, not wow yay

/pedant

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

I'm trying to...

...start a new trend, while bucking the old one.

(LaFamilleCatt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

thats like

super triple wooyayamazingness.....

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

fan

tastic!

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

He must pick up more dust

than the Underground!

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

I wonder what it'd be like as a chase

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)

woah!

ultimate mind-piss!

(

stevierar, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

yeah, and the parallax

works beautifully across 4 pictures

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

parallax.

that was the word i was trying to think of. Woo.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

lovely, and seeing as fnord's not here:

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)

Woo

to parralax scrolling!

(

partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

Lovely,

just lovely.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

yay

tis lovely

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

Are moobs

safe for work?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)

probably...

but now i feel quite ill...

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)

that's given me

a chubby

(

fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)

Let me go!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

dare I enquire

what a chubby is?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

eep

(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)

where did you find this pic of my dad?

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

those shure are

phwoooaaaaaaaaar

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

Yes.

www.dreamfetishes.com/zm10/094/pics/pp02.jpg

NSFW: I don't think it's a man.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)

crikey

you do get about, don't you?

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

My brain is linked up to the computer...

...like in Coma.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

Bovine's in a coma

this is all just a figment of his imagination

did i ever mention that?

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

Once or twice.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

Please stimulate me.

With your delete key.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

don't wake up, bovine

DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT

(

isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

I can see Bovine!

He is just a skull with a bit of spine attached floating in custard in a fish tank in the bedroom of a 14-year old in Deptford.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

that is just

wrong

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

Yay

for Moobs

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Samsonite, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

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