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just playing with motion blur

(geetoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

:'(

redredredx

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

I can see it.

You must be gay.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

evil repost

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edovan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

i can see it

blurry :)

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feckless the pirate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

that's... odd

but strangely wonderful

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kikilookeylikey, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

Nothing is wrong, I just slip away and I am gone...

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Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

hoho

you should show that to a chick on the tube. They love a bit of it.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Ow! The chickalitas

can't get enough of it!
* gyrates hips pathetically.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Hurray.

250 games of Connect 4. And my stats are pleasantly rounded:


Played:  250 
Won:     175 
Lost:    75 
Rating:  70

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

hurrah

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

Lots of time

on your hands then?

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

ladies and

gentleman we have a winner.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

hey stuffs, did you see this:

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

ha ha ha ha

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Ha ha

ha! So stern.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

WANK IT!

WANK IT HARD!

/GamesMaster

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

arf arf

arf

Hands up if you haven't done ANY work today....

*Slowly puts up hand*

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

None at all

Hooray for work.

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chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Hand goes up

I hardly ever do any real work anyhow.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

My hand is up too

*but I feel rather guilty about it*

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

My hand is up my blouse.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

how pleasent

another nice thought

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

I only feel

partly guilty, but then I look around me and feel no guilt at all.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Or revision?

*both hands in the air*

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

yay

mechanics exam tomorrow!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

I did a bit

I started at half eleven and I've been on a break since one.

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wayward., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

i did an

exam on thermodynamics. now it's over i no longer have to obey it's stupid laws.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

you mean you'll start creating free energy?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

aye. and just

watch my entropy fucking plummet.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

yay

go and do one on gravity

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

DANGER

Do not disobey the laws of physics.

i did, and look at me now

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

Why did blur call their song that anyway?

Probably being stupid - but I never really understood it.

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

I thought it was a nod

towards Jesus Couldn't Drum and their song of the same name, but I could be wrong.

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chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

I looked it up..

"Beetlebum" is a nonsense word according to Damon !

How dull...

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Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

i looked this up...

damon albarn is a cunt according to stouffer.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

his arse is back to front!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

Indeed it is !

He's a freak !

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Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

makes me look like a pussy?

have a woo anyway

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

Arf!

David Lynch indeed!

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sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

mmmm, lynch

anyone else seen mulholland drive?

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

fantastic film

that is all

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

Meep!

(bustab, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

tasty

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

simply peel

for kebab

(Smudger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

The trouble with this challenge...

is it gets you humming all these truly awful songs to yourself without even realising it...

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

TRULY AWFUL SONG?!

Bucks Fizz and Allstars both did this song, extremely well!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

ahem

*points at door*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

to think

i was going to travel to edinburgh for you!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

Could he not

go himself?

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

tee hee

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

i take it back!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

...

pixel spiders don't scare me. And I'm definitely not going now!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

sorry!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

LORA !!

Remember you asked about the TShirt site I ws getting my Partridge Family shirt from ?

www.b3ta.com/board/1248815

Shirt arrived today.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

ooh, yay!

thats only a week(ish!)
I don't think they do any small enough for me though :(

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

depends

they are limited on sizes.

My shirt is enormous but was the only size available.

But some shirts are only available in kids sizes.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

ooh

kids sizes work! I seem to recall there being one AFI kids t shirt actually.. Hmm.. Ooh and it's just like one i have but in black. I think I might get it!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

You are one sick individual.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Taxi for one...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

are you off?

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

Unless

you'd care to ride wit me...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

I'd definitely see that.

Twice.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Bloody girls and bloody wizard of oz...

I went back to this girl's place once and her bedroom was full of wizard of oz stuff. Really creepy stuff like miniature dolls of all the characters and that. Suffice to say I never went back there... Well, one more time, to be honest, but then she was a very *ahem* talented girl

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

wizard of oz is great

and I'm a man.

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

A gay man...

...but a man nevertheless.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

Yes but a bedroom

full of creepy dolls staring at you is scarey.

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

That's the trouble with the men of today!

They've got no BALLS!

We need a war! A war would raise levels of testosterone. No mewling about a few dolls: a karate kick in their little china faces and take me I'm yours.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

I've got balls and

i aint afraid to use em!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

Can you shoot a wine glass out of my hand at 30 paces?

I think not.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Give me a fortnight to build up

a head of steam and i'll take your fucking hand off too!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

Promises, promises!

I've had worse.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

Its one

of my favorite films.
It has flying purple monkeys in it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

Stop it Bovine.

Lets go home.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

It does

and witches and tiny men with flower hats and lions and tigers and bears.

Oh my.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

You gonna get it!

:¬*

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

Promise?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

*Pulls out Bovine's teeth with pliers*

and throws them into his lap for dramatic effect.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

I have more,

you can get 'em cheap from second hand shops.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)

how tallented?

and whats her number/address?

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Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

I deleted her number and threw her card away

when I accidentally dumped her live on xfm

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

bollocks

however i still want to know who "Tallented" she was...

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Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

He made that entire story up...

...to appear more gorgeous.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

I wish I had!

It was just a very odd turn of events.

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

If by who "Tallented"

you mean "how talented" then trust me, she was incrrrrrrrredibly fucking talented. I won't go into any more details because you never know who's watching...

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

Oi loikes that..

Ooo Arrr Oi Loikes that..

Now gerrof moi land..

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Darryn.R, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

My uncle wrote songs for Bucks Fizz

And Bovine's favourite band; Hot Chocolate.

Should I've said that so loudly?

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

which bucks fizz songs did he write?

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

I can't remember, it was a dark time for our family.

He also appeared on Noel Edmond's Multicoloured Swap Shop as 'Rags' and had a single called "Look Left / Look Right" which had a strange cover of "Down Among The Dead Men" on the B-Side.

Rather bizarrely he also owns
Blue Melon Records (not that that did anything)and the on-line sales rights for Barbara Cartlands book catalogue.

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Hot Chocolate

are a good band!
What's with you people??!?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

There were problems

with early versions of the matrix

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bRiCk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

*sigh*

that bug's been in for years.

(radja, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Sir

I salute you.

(krull, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

What can happen on acquiring a new kitten.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Hehehehe

I have a dog that did that to our new puppy. Well not that exactly.

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sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

nice work again

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

so true!

I got a sweet new kitty and my old cat ain't a happy bunny. She's growlin' and hissin' like a good un. I'm told it will get better though and she does seem slightly better after a few days. I keep playing 'no hands' with the kitten, it's great!

(yorkpete, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

Take a photo

please

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Public Service Announcement

Listen up b3ta-blokes - this is dynamite. I was on the tube at lunch having picked up a copy of ‘Computer Arts’ for me and a copy of ‘Junior – pregnancy & Birth’ for the missus. I sat on the Northern Line leafing through ‘Junior – pregnancy & Birth’ when a pair of (exceptionally hot) girls opposite me caught my eye. They were both looking at me with dreamy grins on their faces. All three of us got off at Moorgate and on the elevator the brunette asked me when it was due, I told her August and that it was going to be a boy. They both looked especially gooey at this and the other girl then replied ‘I hope he gets your looks’. I was dumbfounded!!! Though turned into a mumbling fiend till we went our separate ways at the barriers. Lads – get out there and get a copy of a baby magazine, chicks dig it……it also occurred to me that you could say that the imminent arrival is your sister’s/friend’s and you wanted to find out what to expect. I didn’t do this. Yet.

/Silly Chicken

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sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

ahem

www.b3ta.com/board/1301889

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

consider me spanked....

...I couldn't keep it to myself and consider threadjacking to be the height of rudeness ;o)

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sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

that's no threadwaste

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Mond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

That's no bong

it's a pump for my schlong

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

it's my bicycle pump

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Mond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Screw or Pin?

what type?

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

indeed

well done that man.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

not every text-only thread

is a threadwaste. This would be a very sterile place with no text threads.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

well said

that man. at what point did everyone decide we couldn't talk bollocks on here?

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

yeh it could be interesting

i just like posting my pretty paintmash

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

aye, but

if that's all that was posted it would be pretty dull no?

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

i know

threadwastes get the best reaction

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Yep

nout wrong with a text post if it's interesting. Like that one was. Yay for text posts.

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

insert plays on words involving sex here

====>

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

the joy of text?

I want to text you up?
let's talk about text baby?

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

i've got a massive cock

that one needs a bit of work...

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

Will you marry me?

If you don't, I'll lie, I'll cheat, I'll do anything!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Your cock

needs a bit of work? Check your email, there'll be something to help you there no doubt

(Demon-boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

They are riddled with double-standards.

I love it!!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

guys? chicks? heavy metal all over the place?

have I entered some kind of bizarre time warp?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Are you Roy Orbison?

;)

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

d'you know

I think I might be

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

Well be careful.

I think they've rearranged the furniture.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

OHHHHH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me goes out to buy a copy.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

The sister things is the way to do it

I don't think chicks would dig the "yeah I'm about to have a baby with my wife. Can I come over you tits?" approach

Edit:I'm going to change my approach.

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Mond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

I found

that works a treat

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

that'd work

in doncaster.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

perhaps me and lora

can try it some time

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

Just wait

till you carry your little one down the street - you will have more attention than you can poke a stick at - infact you will be fighting them off

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

take little one to playground

that works too, loads of mums hang round looking for potential mates, see!

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mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

saucy!

See I would be scared to chat up a bloke with a baby cos you think, ok either it's his or he's using it to pull!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

yes

but aren't those little ones so cute awww look at his pudgy little legs etc etc

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

try what?!

and your willy doesn't work anyway..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

yeh

but i think lots of sperm donors are ready

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

and what

am i meant to do for fun?!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

wank?

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

works for me

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

well yeah, short term maybe..

but for the rest of my life?!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

wank

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Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

again, works

for martian.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

ooh, cheeky.

No doubt I will have much chance to test said theory anyhow

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

raise them

ill work with the money i get after acing my alevels

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Oh doesn't it?

Have you tried banging it on your forehead? It usually works.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

'tis true

I spent a happy afternoon with a friends 3 year old round Camden. So many girls stopped me and had a chat. Babies = lady magent.

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

and puppies according to my brother.

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

puppies?

Sorry I thought girls came fitted with those already?

/midlands slang

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Midlands slang?

It is used heavily in the world of Sports Enteertainment....i.e. Wrestling.

"Oh my god King! You can see her puppies!"

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Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

Well that's me screwed

or rather not screwed. I hate kids.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

i'll have to remember that

*rushes off to newsagent*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

i often

take my nephew out and thrust him towards attractive ladies. they normally just look a bit confused and move away though.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

That's because your nephew

is 23.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

mmph

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

Bwa ha ha ha!!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

ahhhahaha!

that really made me laugh lots. 8D

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

probably think

you've stolen him.

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

and i'm drunk and

shouting incoherently whilst the poor little chap just looks a bit scared.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Both these replies....

...made me giggle like a loon

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sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Sorry mate.

I'm bad, but I'm not that bad.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

pah!

why weren't they interested in computer arts?!

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rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

they should but babies on the cover

sales would sky rocket.

*phones future publishing*
Rob: Listen! I've got a great idea!
FP: Er.. This is future publishing. Who would you like to talk to?
ROB: YOU'VE GOT TO PUT BABIES ON YOUR MAGAZINE COVER
FP: Er.. *click*
ROB: OR KITTENS.

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

a bit like when the star puts britney on the cover with the headline

"britney in nude photo shock!". computer arts could have a kitten on the cover to illustrate an article about... i don't know... CAT software...

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

and

they always have 'anger at fake pics' in really tiny writing. i imagine.

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stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Mind

the piss

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wayward., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

Haha! I love it when they do that

and then it says 'Star's anger over fake pics' in tiny tiny writing.

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wayward., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

The fools

they'll never learn.

NEVER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

How did Chris de Burgh get so rich?

He shafted his employees on pay day!
Poor punnage, get coat, etc

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

Guess what,

I like that song.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

I liked the one about the train to hell

I was forced to listen to him as a child /trauma

(yorkpete, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

threadwaste

I've updated the b3taViewer, if anyone is interested..
it can be found at:
www.home.no/dodraugen/progs/b3taViewer.exe

it works alot smoother now, with less bugs.

(andyo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

I prefer the board ta

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

what is this?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Witchcraft.

Burn the witch!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

I think most B3tans

are a bit wary about downloading programs that they don't know what they do!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

I just disassembled that

to check it out. Man, VB inserts a lot of zeroes huh?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

hehe

indeed

(andyo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

arghh... Chris de Burgh

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

mmm

I wouldn't

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

*winces*

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

"Back and to the left.

Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left

/repeat until fade

(Smudger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

is that

a bill hicks quote? poor old bill ...

(Pineal Gland, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

JFK

In court scene at end...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

chortle!

you killed kennedy, you bastard

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

Heh heh heh

I like that probably more than I should!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yay!

Presidential Brains.

If it'd been George Bush, far more people would have (of) been injured.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

and

far more would have been happy about it

(

edovan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

That's true.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

I'd have

shrieked with fucking laughter

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

And maybe masturbated a little?

Eh? Eh?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

Arf

(

sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

ouch

that's got to hurt :)

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

nah, if

my memory of history serves me correctly he was fine.

(

stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

apart from a mild headache

and a grazed knee

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

hahahah

you crazy cnut!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

first class train...

time of leaving, right now, destination, hell.

(lemon curd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)

Come on

(kitchpoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

I don't know why

people keep ignoring your posts
Again, I think that's very good.

(

christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

soz

been done unfortunatly...

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

I did see one other on search - but bugger it - I'd already made it

Cheers tho - one fan out there.

(kitchpoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

day 22....very cold...running out of rope...lost one of the ropes....seems to be a giant kitten up here...

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Oh thank Christ!

I thought it was on the moon.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

slice the kitten open and camp inside it

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

goof thinking

Just spotted the typo and decided that goof is much more appropriate than good

(

Mond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

woo

yay
houpla

(Clockwork, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

hehehe

that's very funny

(

Mond, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

Fuck.

I remember that song now. You cunt.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

I don't.

Can you sing it for me?

Pfft!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

Tell you Mona

What I'm gonna do (do do do do do do do)

Build a House Nextdoor to you (stalkersville!)

Can I see you sometime?

We can go kissing through the blinds (cut your tongue, surely?)

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

I'm throwing my knickers at you.

Be careful. They stick to any surface.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Wowsers...

chuffed! and slightly ill but thanks anyway!! You should come to one of our gigs - pants a plenty!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Do you get any cunt-action?

Will I need to wear wipe-clean garments?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

You'll need to clean

up your language before they would let you in young man. Honestly...the shock of it all. Tsk.

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Hang on!

You aren't a born again Rock Christian are you?

You don't appear to be very rock and roll.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

She's not

a young man.
I was going to add she's all woman..but I'm not sure about that.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!

I'm 28!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Same age

as me then, miss.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

You will SO have to go.

I'm going to nail you to a wall and get the neighbourhood women to spit at you.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

You know

you want me.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

Lance!

scary

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

Lance?

Fuck off, he played Henry.

Lance...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

I get confused!!

I saw henry, but typed lance. I'm not sure which one lance was...

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Lance

was the thick one of the two characters in Home and Away who were based on the two characters in "Of Mice and Men" by Steinbeck. He got married to Marilyn, who was played by the bird who's now the barmaid in Emmerdale.

Anyone seen my life round here anywhere?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Lance

was in Neighbours.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

but that's a different

Lance

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

JUST HOW MANY GODDAMNED LANCES ARE THERE ON TV?

Lance my pustules.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

oh.

I never watched Home and Away, so I must have a subconscious attraction to men called Lance

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

Lance was

one of the twins (his sister was Anne.) His mum was Ruth, she married (i think) Phil so his step sister was Hannah.
He went out with Amy who you probably fancied.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Too much to take in all at once

as my girlfriend often says

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

AMy was far to

skinny.
Now his sister...his sister she was...well developed and lovely.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

no no

she was funny looking.
Annalise was too porny. Nina's very pretty though.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

She was not funny looking,

although I don't remember her face all that clearly.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

she had slightly crossed eyes

but i still would

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

She was quite

pretty but a friend of mine said she was breaking in teeth for a horse. Which was nasty.

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

too porny???

does     not    compute

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

I like the phrase

too porny. It describes a certain type of look very well

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

and someone else

in the other one

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

no, not

lance.

(

stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

you should do Neighbours on Mastermind

you'd be brilliant

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

i would

fucking rule. i reckon i would win.

(

stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

now

lance was cool..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

cough

(

stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

i signed that

ageeeeees ago, i didnt know it was yours!! Yay!
and where's my song?!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

oh yes.

so you did. well done.

(

stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Don't trust him

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Woo

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/heymona.jpg

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

I wonder what ever happened to him

I hope he got a haircut

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

haha

nice

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

woooooooooowoooooooyayyyyyayyyyy

have a woo yay friend

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

Sorry

(Scooby who?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You sick fuck.

Edit: ooh, political too.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

I was on that train.

I was trapped under masses of lego.

www.pnltc.org/Gal_PDX_GATS_Q199/crash/crash%20-%20CR01.JPG

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

Ticket to hell

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

single

away day...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

ticket to ride

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

woo yay and hoopla for you

(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

The tram is waiting for you

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

haha

Mrs sp3ktor used to work in that tower!

PS Is the tram racing the milk float? If so, my money's on the float

(

sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

I work

next door to that tower.
I always wanted to soup up a milk float with huge wheels at the back and a v8 engine under the bonnet. One day it will be mine. Oh yes it shall.

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

(

rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

Nice touch

with the coming soon! Arf arf arf and stuff!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

Great choice of lead actors.

I'm wanking as I type this

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

Just noticed that bit too!

Although with Deirdre Barlow would it not take a minute...and about 12 pints??

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

12 pints?

Crikey, she must be deep!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

tee hee hee

and slightly yuk!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

i miss

take that :(

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

No no no no no!

Girls in my school cried when they broke up. no no no! East 17 were WAY HARDER!!! ;)

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

well

i have cds by both ;)

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

When I moved

in with my girlfriend I refused to let her Take That tapes and cd's into the house.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

ooh

that is mean!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

Yes,

but better for all in the long run.

Although I suspect she may have smuggled some in, I've found a few hidden amongst the tapes.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

hidden in metallica boxes

or something?

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Nope,

bold as brass in there boxes.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

dump her

it's the only way

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

where?

Oh, their on the stare...

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

are you a NKOTB fan

then?

(

PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

is that cos you knew

you already had copies?

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

No,

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Good!

yar!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

I live in East 17.

100% of sad FACT.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

That's well cool!

Slight jealousy!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

No, not the band.

The smelly bit of London.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

Were they not before your time?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

Get night vision goggles

and laser sights

(Smudger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

It would take a bleeding lifetime

with Dierdre!

(

Danblez, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

Deirdre barlow

sinew neck, mmmm

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

Clicky

(

edovan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

WOOOOO YAAAAAAAAYYY!!

I've just come back from download festival!!!

I saw all these!!

IRON MAIDEN
DEFTONES
INME (Heard from camp)
MURDERDOLLS
AMEN
FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND (The very last song)
MURDER ONE
TAPROOT
SEPULTURA (Heard from outside)
HELLACOPTERS
VIOLENT DELIGHT
ARCH ENEMY
CHIMAIRA
AUDIOSLAVE
ZWAN
FLINT
LESS THAN JAKE
DISTURBED
STONE SOUR
EVANESCENCE
MUDVAYNE
SPINESHANK
THE DARKNESS
ONE MINUTE SILENCE
RAGING SPEEDHORN
INSTRUCTION
APOCALYPTICA

AND I GOT IRON MAIDENS DRUMSTICK!!!

WOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAYYY!!

Sorry, I'll post some actually B3ta material soon, when flash loads! hee hee

(Ollie_Ashton, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

Good god.

It sounds awful.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

I have only heard of one of these beat combos

but I'm willing to bet the rest are equally as nauseous

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

Not as nauseous as

several thousand of their fans in a small space with inadequate sanitary facilities.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

there aren't many music festivals where I can't find a single band I like

but you went to one! well done

(yorkpete, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Wow,

thats amazing.
All those bands, wow.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

and I clenched so hard that I popped a vein in my left eye...

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

that's nice dear

(

Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

you should have plenty of inspiration

for the compo then. ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

IRON MAIDENS DRUMSTICK?

I prefer chicken

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1301889

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

you're going to wear that out! :)

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

So you missed

Metallica then?

(

jsut peopel, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

YES GODDAMMIT!!

I was at the main stage all day and they were the special guests on the shitty scuzz stage!

DAMN THE ORGANISERS!!

(Ollie_Ashton, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

heh heh

heh

;)

(

jsut peopel, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

I believe it was at the bands request

and not the organisers.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

I think it was 'cos they are headlining

another festival and part of the contract is they are not allowed to be used to promote any other festival. So the small secret show.

Well that's what I've heard.

(

jsut peopel, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

yay, nice :)

am going to see AFI friday...then evancsence next month....nice 8D

(

jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

RAGING SPEEDHORN

Woo to the Horn

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

*HONK*

*PARP*

(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

when i read zwan

i thought gwar. And got excited. But it wasn't Gwar after all..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

thought

Metallica were playing - they were the secret special act, no?

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

Notice none are called

The Happy Flowers
Smiling Owl
FLuffy Kitten

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

The Sunshine Elephants played last year

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

smiling Owl.

I like that.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

That's the one post

where excessive use of capital letters seems justified. It needs some !!!!!! to sound really loud, though.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

So I take it

you're into pop then? Scary!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

No, they're all SPEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDCORE

It's a way of life, you know.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

I thought they had

two drumsticks.

(generaljoe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

the carpenters present:

i've only just begun

(Bigjunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

lol

i like that

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

is it not a red x?

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

I was'n't sure if that was the joke or not

but right-clicked, turns out it was.

very good.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

oh.

I still don't get it but never mind.
and YES i have read the file name

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Do you feel

like we're the outsiders of a club who get the Karen Carpenter red cross thing? Poo and boo :(

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

to be honest

i think we're the only normal ones. But we can pretend to be freaks to make them all feel better, because we're the sort of nice people who don't kill spiders.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

You go grrrrrl!

We SO are! We're gonna come back as flutterbys and nice stuff and they'll come back as the smell of pump!!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

Ok....

1 - You people are newbies, for not getting the joke
2 - the joke is, people who are new to the website always seem to display the Red-Cross on there first-pic, or they host it on GeoCitie type stuff.

Get it now?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

actually that wasn't the joke but thanks

for explaining it for me.. actually it was basically just that the image to illustrate the song hasn't been started yet, ie it's only just begun! but i really like your explanation as it makes me sound even cleverer!

(Bigjunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

ah!

mozilla doesn't display anything for broken images. Had to look at the source to see what everyone was on about!

And now that I've caught up - I don't get it either!

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

Karen was very thin.

She might not even come out right on a computer.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

yes

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

I get that too

red kiss

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

After reading lora's profile:

I have a friend who had a car that's called "Doris the Rarr"... it's since been replaced with "Pheer the Creampuff"
no reason...

(

packetslut, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

how could anyone

replace rarr? :(

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

that's

exactly what I said to her... but she didn't listen. Pheer is pretty neat though, alouth she breaks down quite a bit.

(

packetslut, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

my best friend had

a mini called 'ickle weeeeel' at the height of the TFI Friday thing and we fancied WEEEEEL and it was a car so it had weeeels and it was a mini so it was ickle! WOW, the memories!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

my old car was called bez

my current car doesn't have a name

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Thats quite funny that!

(

Danblez, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

woo!

*clicky* ^_^

(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

my screen width is too small

and consequently that looks like a christmas tree!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

what board etiquette for saying

thank you for my first ever woo!

(Bigjunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

it seems that we have...

no porblem!

(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

"In a World Where Laughter Is King"

(

xandmi, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

Threadjack

Does anyone develop Java?

I wanna make a simple game for my mobile phone.

is there anything I should know? what proggy do you use to script it? (i currently develop in VB and PHP for the web)

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

I can make

coffee.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

Kofi Anan?

What can you make him do?

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

get it up

;)

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

press-ups on the head of a needle

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

i can't.

i really can't.

(

stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

Can I have a cup?

please.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

"In a World Where Laughter Is King"

That's the best trailer I've ever seen. No idea what the film's about though.

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

"The Comedian"

with Jerry Seinfeld. Never seen it, but I heard that it's supposed to be rather good.
At least the trailer was...

(

xandmi, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

Renegade Robot Cops

do it for me

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

superb

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

a woo and a yay to you sir

(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

verily

eggsilliant!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Old West Gorilla

Wanted! Reward $500...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

That's gorgeous.

I am loving it.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

ooh

He was a mean bastard...i think they called him 'The Banana Bandit'

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

I don't care!

I love him. I'm gorilla mad, you know.

This is a picture of my ex-husband, who was exhibited in London Zoo. I was allowed 'conjugal visiting rights', while the keepers watched.

He was very handy with the plumbing:

www.csew.com/enrich/images/gorilla.gif

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

nice!

handy? looks like he's got his fingers stuck...Well, i can see why you married him, nice and hairy...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

Precisely.

Now that's a man who REALLY knew how to use his fingers. Gorillas don't really have human-sized penises.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

yey!

That can now be stored in the usless knowledge part of my brain.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

You mean you have room?

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(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

no...no i don't ::cries::

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

tha's mah grandpappy

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

That's the gorilla

that shot mah paw! Tee hee hee!

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

think he's hiding in the barn...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

he he. repost!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

Tee hee

Glad someone got what I was trying to say above!! Somtimes feel invisible, sniff sniff

(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

*looks around*

who said that?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

was'nt me

must have been the wind

(The_Niall, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

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