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Note to self... dont google for tampons...

www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

baptists scare me....

Edit: im not sure if this is real or not... its weird...
Edit2: its not real, i feel silly now...
no offence to baptists obviously, you're just scary

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

It's not real

But landover is very funny. Unless you're a Baptist. Then it's the work of the devil.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

umm

that is a joke...

... right?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

he he he

Dry - it's very very dry

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

That's a parody Baptist site,

duh.

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

tis not real

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

You do know that it's a spoof site

right?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

hahaha!

I love the bit at the bottom of the page:

"this parody is copyrighted..."

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)

It's a parody?

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)

One for the ladies...

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

and I still

wouldn't drink it.

Woo to the pic and idea though :)

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

Get the right endorsement

and you can sell anything!
Brief delurk - visit site for previous attempts to impress the Magic Donkey.

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pigpog_s, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

BRUSH IT!

BRUSH IT HARD!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

oh yeah

metallica rule!

(Skitgraves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)

Top!

That is ace!

Master of Polish

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Evil Bastardo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)

Metallica Rulz!!!

awesome... my hubby is a huge metallica fan. Maybe this would get me some help around the house!!!

Kristy

(krispyp, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

This washing machine handily doubles up as a beer dipsenser!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

for that just come out of the pub freshness

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

hmmmmmm

clean and tasty clothes!

nice 1 guv

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

me want one

pweeeeeeaaase!

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robh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

This might help....

Then again, it might not...

Click Pic For Bigger

(NetWeasel, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

WANK IT!

WANK IT HARD!

sorry that was entirely random

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

/screams

PIIIIINNKKKK!! Yay pink!

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

Yay!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

eep!

that's a bit very pink is that.

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

very nice

i like the way you've plonked yourself on the front page :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

beat me to noticing that damn you...

ALL TO HELL!!!

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

You've still got a chance

to be the first to comment on the other change...

(NetWeasel, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)

the muscle man?

most birds don't like big hunks of meat like that

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)

seconded

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)

I do.

I don't want no skinny, emasculated lady man. I want someone who will beat me, send me out to work at some launderette, and then steal all my money off me to go live with some Brazilian tranny.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)

I'm sure we could find you someone like that

anyway they still sound better than Derek

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)

Well,

it just keeps it from becoming old and dated...

(NetWeasel, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

I think it should

be changed to that permanantly.
It might scare off the trolls.

w/y/h

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

Or else

bring in a sexier breed of trolls.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

Nice hint at making

it front page there

:D :D :D

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

.....

(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

arf!

I got a new handbag yesterday!

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

I've never

owned a handbag, y'know.

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

What do you

hit robbers and cads with?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

bare 'ands

(and on one occasion, my foot).

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

Was that one occasion

a swift boot to the testicosticles?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)

I tried but

the bloke fell backwards after i tried to punch him.

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)

You truly are

a power to behold...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)

Well, my girlfriend would certainly use this....

Hastily 'shopped, as I'm sure someone will have beaten me to it...

edit: FP on day one? *brushes fleck of dust from lapel, preens*

(Lovettia sealii, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

nicely done

welcome to the public side of the board

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Darkedge, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

heh

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

Hello and welcome

pull up a chair and mind the kittens.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

funny

thats all

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

Love the buttons!!!

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

This is one of those hypnotic woos, that you just get stuck watching.

The other 2 are;
Bouncing breasts,
Brian Blessed.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)

and the

bovine fat boy eating soup/gruel....whatever it was..

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)

So very very true

you might want to edit it and make it a compo entry, though :)

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

my girlfriend

fell asleep half way through the matrix and then declared it was shit because she didn;t understand what was going on

edit - where are my manners.... very good old chap

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

sounds reasonable to me.

I do that quite alot

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

Aye

But she's right though, The Matrix is Sh!te

(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

why dont you bash

Star Wars, The Godfather, Citzen Kane and Wizard of Oz while your at it?

Edit: Not gay, those little dancing men just make me laugh lots

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

Hahahahah

That's fab. You forgot the 'what's on tehe other side' button.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

It's all

wires and transformers and electronic bits. You would not understand it.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

hee hee!

I'd buy that!

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

damn it -

us ually I pour scorn on the whole dumb woman thing - but i would quite like a remote like that, ta.
Yay for de-lurking! Welcome.

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

You'll incur Dr Phil's wrath if you're not careful! ;-)

I hjate it when I type my message in the subject line and have nothing to say in the message.
Ummm... I'm, flying over to cambridge for the weekend. What's to do there?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

you could get

a degree?

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

The weekend degree courses

are notoriously booked up this time of year but you may get a late cancellation.

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)

or all three if you're lucky

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)

excellent

welcome!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

It needs buttons for

"What did he just say?"
"Is this the one with the machine gun?"
"Well that was just stupid."

And many more

(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

is that a goody

or a baddy?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

I've got

a patent pending for one of those

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

s'gonna

go viral methinks

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

Very good

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

that's wonderful!

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robh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

Thats Brilliant

pure kless

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

you

little star!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

noooooooooo

not the precious porn

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

if you want porn,

watch a porn channel.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

Men and Hoovers

would be a very unusual porn channel, though.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

you

suck it cuts

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

followed

by an episode of Casualty, methinks

(dognutz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

there was a legend at my high school

about a guy in the year above who had a verey nasty porn/hoover related "incident"... The teachers related it to the classes lest anyone else try it, they tried not to say who it was but we all knew.

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

I don't think I want to know

how you knew.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

bravo

wooyay

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

That's not Men and Hoovers!

It's Simply Home.

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Jimmeh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

That's my fave so far

that is :)

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

thats ace.

really ace. woo to you.

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

heheh

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

arf

class in a glass, very good

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

Last year I found the best way to get men to do hoovering

you get a screwdriver and remove a component. Then you go to the man and say "this fell off the hoover - can you fix it?" Then you go shopping for a couple of hours. When you come back then the carpets are spotless because Man is trying to convince you that the hoover works so much better now he's "fixed" it.

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

like i would have a clue

how to put anything back together again.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

that's when part 2 of the plan kicks in

man will never admit defeat but may buy a new dyson or similar on the basis of "there's no point me fixing that one, it's crap anyway".

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

That is the most devious

plan ever devised.

Woo to you!

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

It can backfire -

Men have a tolerence to dirty carpets, women it seems don't. You may well find yourself hopping down the shops to buy a new dyson hoover after a month or so of, "Yeah sure I will go just after the footie/documentry/pub vist etc etc

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)

Beds were always a bit girly...

Not anymore!
clicky for biggie

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

hrm

Wheres the man sized tissue holder and the magazine rack?

..what?

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CranberryArmadillo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

here's some mantissues

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Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

Nose it!

Hard!

(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

bedtastic. :)

Though personally my bed is really manly, I sleep in a big red racecar, vroom vroom!!!!

not really

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

i wish

i did.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)

what

sleep in his bed?

vroom vroom!

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)

honk honk

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

i sleep ina huge double bed

all alone... :'(

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

the only thing that ever shares my bed with me

is my doggie :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

aww

...

actually I reckon I'm best off not making a comment here.

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

I sleep int he girliest bed ever

it's great, big kingsize with girly purple sheets a big squashy duvet (even in this weather) and loads of fairy lights all over the twiddly flowery headboard, all alone. Apart from my cat!

...but not in that way

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

Uuuuuuuuuumm...

...runs away,

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

i wish i did...

...and i'm a girlie!

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

Cool but

I thought those yellow lines had something to do with no-parking restrictions.

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

i know that bed!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)

parp!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)

Chortle!

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

genius

I've just joined so I could congratulate you on that post! I am crying in joy....just tickled me, I'm having a crap day, so thanks. WOO YAY!

(carlos_gambino, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

MTV's newest sensation!! The Malkoviches!! season 1 dvd out soon!!

(Chunk Mcfunk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

Hahaha

woo

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

malkovich.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

malkovich malkovich?

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)

That is

f***ing, brilliant, seriously f***ing nice bit of f***ing shopping there... f***

c***s

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

i recommend

you decrease your sugar intake.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

not even one more glass

of tasty sunny-d?

"The drink kids go ape-shit on"

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

i know im a freak,,,

im going to try and produce as many B3TA classics with john malkovich in them.. just think what images you can do with malkovich?!!

wow!!! recomendations anyone?

(Chunk Mcfunk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

ooh ooh

do the shark and heli thing first and then do goatse and then watch baz call you an utter twunt

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

you might as well

'shop Baz as Malcovich calling other people cunts.

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djol, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

tweezers?

Have a woo!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

ca c'est tres bon

woo

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

merci!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

do any of those

vibrate?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

but you do get this free if you buy now

http://www.b3ta.com/board/1748791

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

haha.

silly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

hmm...

there's a rubber hammer, so maybe!

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Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

very good

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

A girls night in front of the telly

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

Jeremy and Jon?

Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

Like that woo action.

"Do you want to go out tonight?"
Reads as
"Do you want to in out tonight?"

The mistake always sounds saucier.

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Your Mum, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

Hmmmm...

"I'm going to be going home later"

translates as

"I'm going to be going good later"

Yes :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)

Miiiiiindpiiiiiiiiss

I've had this knocking about for ages but never used it:

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

ha ha ha

thts brllnt

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

excellent

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

Ahahaha

Top Class!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha

Nice

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

this is going to be one of those challenges

that makes me grind my teeth in fury, isn't it.

Jolly good, carry on.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

huh?

why the teeth grinding?

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

Make some

in retaliation.
Go on.
Do it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

I can't

I'm too flippin' hot and I can't see the screen properly.

[edit]Here, imagine a Dummies book with the title "Emotional Literacy - a reference for the rest of us!" on it, or something.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

YOu have

all week.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

I wondered what that noise was.

The misoginy (sp?)is just going to pour out this week.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

i don't think i'll enter this compo

;)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

That's

Ms Oginist to you...

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

will there be fighting?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

ha
ha

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

Yay!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

hehe

:) gr8 m8! Nce 1 :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

Winner!

I love it!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

brilliant

woo!

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lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

HAHAHA

brilliant

(Scarrott, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

Fantastic!

Wish they would do this, it'd give me more pub time. I've not had a moan free pint since Big Brother finished.

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Evil Bastardo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)

Works for me:

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

Arf!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

I still prefer wine

made from grapes.

nice one, though!

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

Fuff!

That be funny!

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Toma_o, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

haha!

and actual size!

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magoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

I love booze

and I love norks. I want some.

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

A fine wine

with good nose

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

I thought

we were all gay

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

How much cash have you got left Mr Daniels?

(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

That show was the best

especailly the wibbly wobbly sound

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

Wizbit?

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CranberryArmadillo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

don't say that word

in public.
It's too rude

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

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LP, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

satan worshiper

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

aaaaagh!

Wizbit is the devil in disguise.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

it's not even

much of a disguise

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)

just remembered the name

every second cunts

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

Every Short-arsed Cunt

wasn't it?

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

Slight Threadjack

My Friend went to see the warlords of pez a few months ago who were supporting some Japanese band called Mikabomb who pulled him up on stage :) I just found this in their forum! Dublin Gig

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

Your friend went

to a gig did he bring you back a lousy teeshirt?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

Nope!

He gave me the pudding!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

What sort of

music is it?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

Warlords of Pez are MENTAL! you can download their stuff on the site

Dunno bout Mikabomb they were apparently quite crappy onthe night

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

Yeah,

but what sort of music.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

You'd have to listen to it

They Kindve take the piss out of bands like Slipknot and the like. Its a very Irish thing

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

quick apology:

sorry to anyone who was on the lateshift last night. I was very very drunk. actually better make that very very very very drunk. I seem to remember (trying) telling people to fuck off a lot. You have my sincerest apologies....

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

it's ok

you're keyboard skills were amusing

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

Even more amusing

in msn.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

can someone

help me decide if I should go and sunbathe please?

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Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

are you cool?

or hot?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

yes

not for long. and slather on the cream.
Go now, girl! Go!

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

but

i just had my legs waxed, and technically you're not supposed to..
Do you think it'll be ok?!

(

Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

Why waste

a good day?

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

lie half in half out of the door?

(

pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

Or wear waders

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

Or saw off

your torso

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

good plan,

I reckon. all sorted.

(

pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

Haven't a clue

but I'm sure if you're sensible and put on loads of sun crea, you'll be fine. you can always put your legs in the shade if you're worried

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

i'm sure

you're all right.
I shall go and sunbathe and try and even out my tan.
Thanks everyone.

(

Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

do it

but don't end up pink like I did

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

just wanted to say

vulga, you is genius

fuck it, i dont care if you did post this less than 30 min ago, some things need to be shared:

www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/b3ta/flash/wogan/

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

What they said

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

Oooh, ta!

I've just emailed the linky to that to Mr Wogan himself. Looking forward to seeing if they reply to it in any way. Should be a good giggle.

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

Ha ha good luck you loon.
Do you have bail money on standby?

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

oh shit

no I don't. However I was very creeping in the email I sent. Even going so far as to ask for an autograph if he likes it.

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

That's the trick.

he he he.

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

ooh

they're right. That is VERY good.

(

Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

thankyou

thankyou...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)

God dammit

can anybody host it somewhere other than youareallcunts.com?!

(

The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

why

we are, aren't we?

edit:Where's baz when you need him?

(

OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

Not unless

you have some nice server somewhere with Vulga's flash file on!

Don't really like having that domain name in my logs so I've set it to 127.0.0.1 in my hosts file. Along with goatse.cx.

(

The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

Yarr!

if anyone has a spare 1.3 Mb to host this elsewhere other than my rudely-named url, please get in contact! Email addy in profile!

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

I'm uploading to my webspace as we speak

I wanted to see it that much ;o)

(

The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)

cool!

as long as you keep the html file with it, I don't mind at all (and you could email me the address if that's alright, just in case someone emails me wating to see it through their poxy firewall)
*edit* thanks for the M3ss3nger mail! Got it just as I finished writing this bit!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

I'd do it

but I've only got cacking MSN space and that'd go down faster than a lady of the night at Kings Cross.
:(

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)

that

is brilliant. i love terry. bu i love this more. woo and yay!

(

Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

Who

doesn't love Terry?
*edit* in a non bumgay way, of course

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

Yes

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

Yes...

I was in my pool earlier and it were lush..

(

Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

yes but

not for too long, too often, or you'll look like an old handbag.

(

pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

I look like one already....

There's no hope for me then...

(

Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

have a little go

and see if it's too hot.
You don't want to get all burnt

(

Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

I think you

have found a new way to advertise things.

Drink Guinness,
Its quite nice.
But don't drink to much, you might get a bit sick.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

You're right

Eat Jam
It spreads easily
But don't get it on your clothes, it's very sticky

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)

buy pointy shoes

they are pretty and frivolous
but make sure they fit or you'll get blisters.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

Eat sausages,

they're very nice indeed.
But make sure they're properly cooked and that you don't eat too many.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

that depends

do you have a laptop and a wireless internet connection?

*basks*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)

Ooo

you got wi fi?

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

yes

it am great. Can't see the screen very clearly though, so no photoshops this arvo.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

Is it good ?

I'm thinking of upgrading or treating myself.
Wasn't too sure about speed and reliability.

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

It is

quite simply
The Way Forward.

But you'll have to ask Tomsk about it rather than me, he set ours up.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

Okey dokey.

/Goes off to spend huge amount of money.

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)

pah..

I shall have to go internetless, but I shall occupy myself with a book instead.

(

Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

wow

how retro

(

Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)

got your post count up though

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

drink

is evil

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

the classic remorse threadwaste.
He he

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

S'alright ..

I'm just glad you're alright and not current helping police with their enquiries.

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

im expecting them to turn up later today

to ask me about the bus stop i smashed up on my way home....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

That was a bit stupid.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

bit fucking painful too.

i woke up with an inch long piece of glass sticking out of my hand....probably why i couldnt type last night...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

Well, in a way

it's what you deserve.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

i agree entirely.

i was in a fucking appaling state last night...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

You were quite amusing.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

feel like shit tonight....

i was angry drunk last night....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

you're always angry,

you big angry cunt you.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

im not usually that bad though.

how i didnt get my fucking head kicked in last night ill never know...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

pfft.

fool.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

i thought you were learning czech?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

Polish,

I believe.

(

pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

If he's polishing

my silver needs doing.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

mr sheen?

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)

We need

a plan for the morning mate.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

OK, who stole Phil Collins drumkit ?

(

Darryn.R, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

someone with sense

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

someone

sympathetic to the rest of the world... The rest of the world that hates Phil "cunt" Collins?

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

Ha ha ha

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

excellent

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

I think you got the first letter wrong

on his t-shirt.

(

?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

You

got that right!

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

(

sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

People are mean to poor old Phil,
He's someone that they'd like to kill,
But he just shrugs and bears the brunt,
I still think he's a fucking cunt.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

hes an easy lover....

woo:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

I think he

is a pretty good drummer, he should have just remained behind them - forever

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

i really like

these

w/y/h

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

You have to look after your skin lads

Front

Back

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

i can't rub it into my penis

i would need very tiny fingers

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

Can't you get your mum to do it?

Or a smelly neighbour?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

my neighbours don't smell

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

Oh yes they do...

...You just can't smell your own.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

but how do they nose?

oh.

(

pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

heh heh heh...

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)

Roll it!

Roll it hard!

(

?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

ROLL IT HARD

indeed >:)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

i had a dream last night, my band were on the

jay leno show, and i kept saying "WANK IT HARD!", yay!

(

stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

that's nothing

in a computing exam I had an (nearlY) uncontrolable urge to write "Linux is better because it r0x0rz ur b0x0rz"
100% FACT!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

I had a meeting yesterday

and while I sat there nodding, all I could think of over and over again was...
"WANK IT, WANK IT HARD, WANK IT, WANK IT HARD...."

Is this normal, anyone else had similar experience?

(

OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

But is it supposed to be more appealing to men or women?
;)

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

Hahahaha

very good!

(

sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

Need I say more?

(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

Hahahaha

danm right :)

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

Do you still live with your mum?

There is nothing to be ashamed of if you are. Although it is a bit spooky.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

he might be 15 years old

which would make it ok.

(

djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

If I want your opinion...

...I'll BEAT it outta ya!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

and if i wanted your's

i'd take my cock out of your mouth!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

i live with my mum.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

Does she do all the cooking and cleaning and stuff?

If so, she might be depressed or suicidal. Consider attending a family crisis meeting in which you can sling family mud around.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

urm...

no. no she doesn't.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

Well who does?

Or are you from a pikey household?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

Heck no

I moved out 3 or 4 years ago.

Doesn't mean you can't stillinvite her round with a duster, though :)

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)

and man can have what exactly?

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

your mum

obviously. Not like there's a law against it

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

I don't know...

(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

it was just a pedantic comment on

the typo in your pic.

it's a fine pic, don't get me wrong.

but there is a typo.

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

Filth.

I hope you are on the sex register.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

is that better?

(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

smashing!

i'd like to be smashing something right now!

yes, good edit.

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

My mum was on diet pills in the 70s.

We had the cleanest house in West London.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

hahahah

scrub it ! scrub it hard

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

My earliest memory...

...was of my mum waking me and my brother up at 3am to kill slugs in the garden. She gave me a chinese chopper which was about the same size as me. I remember all their innard gushing out, but not much else.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

Full of speed

I believe?

(Fluffster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)

hmm...

Thats a bit 'Requiem for a Dream' - good film if you haven't seen it!

(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

Is it about psychotic mothers?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

how about

Oedipus complex?

edit: milf

(

OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

If you don't know what milf means

don't google it.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

so what does it mean.

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

Mothers I'd Like to Fuck.

Men who like to go for middle-aged women.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

Moro Islamic Liberation Front

www.fas.org/irp/world/para/milf.htm

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

@man: removing it doesn't get rid of the mindpiss!

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

well no

I just thought it looked a tad sloppy

MMMmmmiiinnnndddd pissssssss ;)

[edit] they look like a happy bunch

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

try also

googling the following:

DVDA
FELTCH

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

don't you mean felch?

and that's just a word, not an acronym.

/picky

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

Judging by the surprising results google returned

I think either spelling works.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

www.amrep.org/people/feltch.html

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

ha ha ha

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=felch

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)

I stand corrected

you are right

/and clearly a felcher or felchiee

(

OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

It's a name - Mr Iain Feltch-Boyes

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)

ha haha

sighs
hahahahaha
</purile>

(

Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)

You wish.

(

Your Mum, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

A nice refreshing drink for the ladies

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

arf

husband beater..

woo!

(

djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

arf!

tracy artois

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

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