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Lego Animation

Wow, check out this brand new idea that has not been thought of until now, making it highly original and jaw-droppingly fantastic!

The Chase 2 (00:32)

's only about 4.5MB...

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Couk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

Is it MEANT to stop after a few seconds while the sound continues?

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)

Nice and Simple

(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

Good Point...

hahaha

(earthworm, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

that ad annoys me so much

Haven't the corporate cock-suckers at Lynx ever heard of pheromones?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

How do you make a pheromone?

Hang on - no, wrong joke.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)

Lock him out of his pyramid?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)

hahahahahah

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)

MMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDD THE PPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)

slag off his pyramid

(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)

You could always reverse the ad

"Women's glow only ever attracts other women"?

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

Steady on.

I am touching cloth already at the thought.

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)

what about

ferrous gnomes?

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coco, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)

male sweat smells much nicer than

the chemical warfare agents used by Lynx

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)

But i dont want to smell like a man

it's bad enough having to smell men that smell like men

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

actually

in this heat I manage to smell quite lovely!
A hint of Jean Paul gauteir and a dash of lynx.

/preen

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

I'm sure you smell lovely

but that still doesn't want me to smell like you!

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)

No.

Very true.

If you smelt like a man then other women might start to like you.

Then where would you be?

A greek island- that's where!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)

psst

Lynx is horrid

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)

Yup

But the JPG is lovely!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)

I gif up on you

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)

Right!

You're barred for that!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)

really?

*puppy dog look*

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww look at the little face!

Course not!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)

Phew

Feminine wiles worked again

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)

wook, shes so cute

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)

Are you looking down my top?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)

Don't you mean...

...up it?

I bet he is small.

All the small ones have always got the horn.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

bovine is very tall

about twice as tall as me

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

again.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)

well

some of the new ones

(err..gravity or summink)
Are allright.

Ish.

Better than Man-honk!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)

Well if you want a man

and you believe everything that is on the tellyy then you really must try!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

I guess, maybe this is where I've been going wrong all these

years, maybe instead of wearing nice perfume and caring about how I look... I'll just roll in the mud and spill beer down myself, put cigerettes out on my arm and just stink!

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)

Now you get it!!

Have a good weekend wont you!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)

of course. so simple!
woo

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mozza, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)

"I buy it for the wife, she likes the articles..."

Clicky to see Pam in all her glory

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pigpog_s, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

Arf!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

hehe

wanktex..

(mule, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

I don't have potato thingy

Please someone strap a cock to her left leg.

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)

Whoa!

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matsimpsk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

Hahahaha.

X-STITCH TO THE MAX!!!!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

Ha ha

I'm wanking as I embroider this

With apologies to the copyright holder of the above phrase.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

actually, they DO like water

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

would!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

NORKS

NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS

Yay!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

Like norks!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

does this count as speeeeeed core?

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

no, probably ocunts as

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRKS

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

What is it about norks you find so interesting?

Is it the 'pearl necklace' thing?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

That and their beauty...

...I love all sort of norks.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

I was weaned

on them you know.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

No...

It's the "norks" thing...

I dunno... to be honest, I really don't know why. My GF has the best norks.

Although, they're not the best to everyone, but I LOVE them.

Maybe it's an errogenous zone thing?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

i don't know why your gf has the best norks either.

i'll help you find out if you want :)

everybody has their own personal preference. yours is bum, mine is legs, Sunshine Elephant's is being made of matter
:)

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)

Oh no, that's not my preference.

But I LOVE her norks, because I love her...

My personal fave is the bum... AND she has a nice bum...

Keep yer hands off of my GF ;)

I just got your reference to S.E. and I disagree, he'd go with holograms too, you know.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)

And she likes a

pearl necklace.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)

oh you're right

well then his is "his being alive"

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)

Why does your

Grandfather have norks?????

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)

ask Derek to give you a pearl necklace!

he will happilly oblige...

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Bitchpapa, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

I did that already.

It mucked up my weave.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)

*snigger*

*snort*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

how is your tumpsy?

I am always thinking about your tumpsy...

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Bitchpapa, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)

Oooh, it's still a bit tender.

But I can pick up pound coins with it again!

I'm a whole woman again.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

I need a funny

picture of a newt. Looking apathetic. Anyone shopped one in the past - done a spaz and no joy just redex.

I'd say nice pic - but I'm not really partial to t&a

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Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

This one do?

www.nccn.net/~syitrail/newt.jpg"

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

it didne

worrrk!

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Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

Works for me.

dunno, sorry.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

www.apatheticnewts.com

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

Just for that

I'm not going to not wish you a happy un birthday

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Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

but what about k&o?

kittens and ocean

and i didn't do it for the t&a, i did it for shopping a kittens face onto a woman.

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

Well:

This: www.mzoo.com/images/cresnewt.jpg

Or this:

www.hcontrst.force9.co.uk/images/tc2.jpg

Newts don't seem to display much emotion.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

You're a star

thanks!

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Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

Tell me that you love me and you want to pay my rent.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)

Would SCJohnson approve ..... ?

(higeldypigeldy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

I`d buy that for a dollar!

don`t forget - b3ta radio is on at the minute!

www.resonancefm.com/audio.htm

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

yes, i got into the mp3 stream :)

and i have this track. heheh

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

I had

to make do with crappy realplayer as our DNS hated the MP3 site :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

i can't connect with

winamp...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

Vulga's Rainbow At the Moment

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

yay!

I'm so proud :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

This is FAR better than the Archers, especially when they play track 4 instead of track 9!

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OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

Who's presenting?

Im thinking I hear Rob...

/edit He's just sang 'Rob Manuel, Rob Manuel, on b3ta.' So yes.

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verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

but Mr Muscle would!

(LambGravy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

blimey

i was just working on something like that - oh well - glad i did the marigolds first then :)

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)

RE: Mental monkey works i think

new link members.lycos.co.uk/simonkinslow/

Sorry this is my first time doing this!!!

(kinslow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

TJ - apologies

The B3ta radio show is funny as fuck. Monkey monkey monkey was just on and now it is Zippy & Bungle porn - priceless!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

i bet

busta b was ecstatic to hear Abba.

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Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

was it him?

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

nope

but you missed him arguing for about an hour in the pub Sunday night that Abba were the best band ever.

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Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

hahahahah

sounds about right.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

Are you all

even yet?

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

no :(

and there's not much I can do now..

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Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

it`s

BUSTAB you arse!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

whatever!

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Lora, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

shall listen to it later

because I am a master of technology.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

I don't know about it working?

If working is managing to cause mozilla on a linux box to have a hissy fit, then yes it works for me. Also, appear to have linked to your lycos page, rather than put in a specific image.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

I think I may have gotten the wrong end of the stick...

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

Bad pun?

Agreed!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

For some reason

Tiddles and Minky aren't keen to go out today.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

splendid

and crap, i'm not going out tonight

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

heheheh

I hope people are listening to B3ta radio :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

woo to you

rofl :)

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lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

you

are a star

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

The whole of the office now think

I am a complete weirdo for the amount I was laughing at that!

Fucking woo - never heard it before!

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

cheers

dude. I made it in '95 with two tape decks and sorted it out on Wavelab a few months ago.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

Vrooom...

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kinell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

Wow!

Need!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

ha ha

glad to see you didn't waste too much time doing the cutting out work on the trollies

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Well that's what b3ta's supposed to be about

rough'n'ready shopping, where the gag's more important.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

here here!

..... hang on, what's this .... Poots being rude(ish)
and Baz being nice ... *shakes head* must be Friday.

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

Gah, I'm too lazy to work out who you used to be.

Help.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

you're right

you know.

I know you know, but i just thought I'd second you,

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

It's Friday night

and there's a beer garden in Edinburger screaming my name.

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kinell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

fair enough

I only know, because I have spent hours cutting a trolley out before.
It wasn't worth the effort.

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

*giggle*

Great idea for an image though - woooooo

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

haha

the poor love did their best.

Besht? BESHT? Looshers alwaysh whinge about their besht...

/Connery

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

LO FUCKING L !!!

(bluecorvet, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

lobkitsterten

(unl33t, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

i can t ebe bothered d aan y more e e d f i t hvink j ill jsuhjuusdt logb g fofoffffff but t yt the res not thingdd e lllsde ottooo doodfooo iiisi th e reh ? ?? .

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

No it isnt.

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Danblez, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

Did you just explode?

Or was it your keyboard?

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

first person to guess what i'm, banging on about gets a cookie

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

something about I'm fed up and i'm going to log off but then...

then i loose it

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

yup

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

do I get half a cookie?

for figuring that out?

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

yeah, might as well tell you what the rest says

'log off, but it's not like there's anything else to do is there?'

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

Yay leopard has a cookie!!! woo

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

but there's

nothing else to do is there

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

You're following PointyTom's suggestion from last night

and are also learning Polish?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

Aieee!

Run for the hills!!!

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Canker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

Broken toe?

I made this picture for a normal photo of my toe, most people I spoke believed I had a fracture...that was fun ;-)

...grrr....I'll be back!

(devilstick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

Broken

image?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

broken host!

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

heh...

more like broken link!!! *pats self on back for being so clever* ^_^
apparently not so clever, as two other people beat me to it...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

Mind the piss

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

^_^

indeed!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

vous avez un problem avec le tripod

so I will take this opportunity to say:
My powerbook fucking rocks - I just discovered that it can record realplayer files to aiff - so it's recording the b3ta show while I work. woo. and I can record radio shows of BBC R4. I fucking love my apple I do. it's monster.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Great!

but u cant play any games of the stupid thing.

(Mr That's Shit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

games?

that's what my playstation is for.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

have a read of the faq (link to top of page)

and change your host maybe. Tripod don't let you remote link.

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pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

Sorry!! :-)

BUT I took this picture from the official announcement on my volleybalclubs newspage (on grrripod)

Thats why I didn't notice it, sorry bout that!

(devilstick, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

hmm.

(kerouac, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

:o)

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Funkster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

It's a...

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Funkster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

Arf!

Loon!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)

One close to my heart right now:

click biggidy

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

Snigger.

Pimp-baby-o

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

that totally rocks

if I could have one of those, I might even considering spawning sprogs

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Oi DB

look what mcpooters just said!!!!!!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

Where's DB?

EDIT: Ah there she is! Was.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

shhh

I'm hiding in the hills. He'll never find me here

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

Head for the Hills.

Isn't that a Roger Mellie - ism?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

Who's Roger Mellie?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

a bloke...

...off the telly

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

mind

pee!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

the

man on the tellie.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

He was a cartoon character

and now i remember...

"Head for the hills - the read coats are in the valley"

Is a term meaning having to take your mrs. up the bottom because it's rag week.

Sorry about that. Probably too much info.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)

*runs for the hills*

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

I got a £269 three wheeler for £70 in croydon, do you

want me to see if there are any left?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

Ooooh

That would have been good - but we just bought one reduced at Babies R Us at the weekend thanks.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

tbc is 8lbs 2 oz and not enjoying the heat

I can imagine it's not all that comfortable for mrs sickboy either

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

It is her last day...

...of work today before maternity leave. She is very very hot. And a bit anxious.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

Why?

Are you horny? Put that thing away!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

Reading that anti-ninja hate mail on RealUltimatePower

Got me SUPER PISSED so

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

What about

old farts driving plaggy pigs? 100 points? Surely!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

You leave us old farts alone

or I'll meander gently into your path ;-)

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

Lol

Good answer!

Edit: But do you drive a plaggy pig?!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

grrrrrrr

you're surrounded now

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

!!!!!

If you don't drive a plaggy pig it's cool! (safe side) but I don't have a problem with plaggy pigs anyway!

=trembles=

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)

lol

single mothers of 3 are sluts

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

or very unlucky

seens as they naturally produce babies

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

I swear this

woman I saw the other day was trying to start her own multi-cultural family. She had several children. One was Black, one was Indian-looking, one was Chinese. It worthy of a photshop.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

Erm, Primary teacher on a field trip??

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

a nanny?

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

she might have

nicked them from the hospital.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Not cool dude

Not cool...

although, I do tend to agree

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

truly fucking great.

although socially irresponsible.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

pure filth!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

haha!

but we would be too busy wanking with them to wash up

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Spoon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

little minds perv alike

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

i suspect

the rubber may chafe a little
i know my rubber pants do in this heat

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Spoon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

thanks for this horrible image in my head now spoony..

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

you love it

you filthy slut

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Spoon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

starts rubbing trouser legs vigourously...

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Rubber gloves are very useful

if you can't get a jar or something open.

/housewife

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

I thought that was what men were for

/husband (someone else's that is)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

You want to use plenty of talcum powder in your rubber pants then.

I imagine a large quanof lubricant would be required for the gloves to be of any use.

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jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

you sound like someone speaking from experience...

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

Waders full of soapy frogs..

mmmm soapy frogs

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

I don't need to wash up anymore.

Not now I have this new robot:

www.wgmco.freeservers.com/images/negm1.jpg

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

that

looks like a glasscock/.

(doktored, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

how do you use that?

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Bitchpapa, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

It sticks itself up my arse...

...and sends threatening messages to my brain.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

hehehehehehehee

they wouldn't be used for washing up though

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

And I can get them from

where? Woo!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

hehehe

that's a goodun

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha.

I am wanking as I wipe this.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

scary messed up

armless high shouldered tiny bikini women

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

It's very

Boxing Helena

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

well i was going to just have the usual glvoes

with just norks... but then that would've been NSFW...

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

you lost me after

norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrks

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

There's only one thing better than cheesecake..

and that's Norks.

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)

what about norks covered in cheesecake?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

hhhmmmm

brill but i don't even think they would get a man to wash up

(LambGravy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

we like

filth. Leave us alone ;)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

O.K

you can have your filth but just do the bloody washing up as well!!!

(LambGravy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

see below

i am lucky - he always washes up - i sweep and do other things.

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

hahahahah

I so want some of them!

reminds me, heaps of washing to do booooo

xx

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

you are great - you always wash up

this is 100% FACT...
i am blessed in that regard :)

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

well you wash the soiled linen and stuff so

its a fair trade :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

(snitchell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

HAAAAHAHAHA

HAAAHAHAHAHA
HA
HAAAAAH!

(rotating bread, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

yes, it's so true.

apart from b3ta ladies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

Yes!

Hahahahahaha

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

Must contain laughter *snigger*

Woo!

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Danblez, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

it's funny because it's true!!!!

arf - woo yay ;)

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

Very good

Do I spot a band wagon approaching i.e. removing the word Dummies/Idiots from book covers and replacing with Men/Women (Not necessarily in that order.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

i hope so

i've never started one before

although i can't have been the first to change a dummies book.

(snitchell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

hehehehehe

*ahem*

no, not funny. not funny at all.

resource sharing:

just found a good collection of hi-res images from T3 and some good movie wallpaper-sized movie promo shots:
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Terminator3RiseoftheMachines-1123632/gallery.php?page=1&size=hires
www.supostal.com.ar/wallpapers/indices/wallpaper_peliculas_008.htm

oh, and here are some flat tops:
www.pathguy.com/flattop.htm

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

nice one

Manic sir.

~P.S. That government terrorism stock market simulator thingy is being launched by a private company.

Will have a URL for it soon, hopefully with some logins!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)

rofl

Genius!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yee ha!

(Stacker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Yahooooooo

Ride it.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

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MadMike, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

best to turn transparency off

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

i dunno

i quite like the effect

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Spoon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

I was just thinking that ...

tis a new special effect.

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)

But really,

No Hands had been trying to help him all the time

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

Ya, maybe....

but if so, he forgot.

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MadMike, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

Looks familiar....

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

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Canker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

wahoo

Memento is an ace film

(Squid Bunty, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

Now is the winter

of our disco tent.

(Fibonacci, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

I like

I like
Like it a lot

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Mr Peet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

Yay!

I love it.

Of course, it's been done before: www.b3ta.com/board/575830

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

Then again

More man/woman/b3tan minutes have been put into this master piece

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

Eggsactly.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)

Curses

Foiled again.

(You win this time, crouchingbadger.)

(Fibonacci, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

hehehe

cracking

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha

thats fab

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

Cultural

punnage! Woo!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

Oh dear

I just let out the worst fit of laughter I've had in ages. Woo!!

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useful_idiot, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

hahaha

groan!
:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

It is! It is!

Made glorious summer by this sun of ork

You've all seen this little gem, haven't you? (I think the dancing yak posted it yesterday)

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

That's very good.

And I'd simply LOVE to have a disco tent.

Your one is a bit Grace Jones.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

woo!

burn baby burn...but mind those man-made fibres

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lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)

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