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This is a link post Funny prank call to Bang Babes NSFW
Channelbee's Sheephead gets the late night analysis of the second Ashes test so far...by calling a late night chat line
 (leewashington, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
I just love how bored he sounds. Its amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
who does what to the who now?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I love his vids
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabulous
Worth every penny of the £4 - £6 pounds he spent :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i have no idea how he manages that.
brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 2:05, Reply)
This is a link post A computer program less than 4KB in size...
It'll wipe your computer.

/hissy fit from there only being a few geeks around any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Run an .exe downloaded straight from a mystery link on b3ta?
No.
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame you don't have an A/V package to scan it.
Your loss I guess...

Would rgba.org/ as a link make you change your mind?
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure it has no viruses
.. but I could easily write a program that wipes a hard drive and put it on the internet and try to get people to run it, so I'm never convinced that other people haven't done the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a fair point.
All I can say is that it didn't wipe my comp...***NO CARRIER***
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you unzip it,
and post the results of a virus scan.

Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My A/V (Avast) flags as clear.
The unzipped exe files in the zip are for different screen resolutions. I'm just keen to allay fears as it's really stupidly good (ok - maybe better for the geeks among us, but hey).

If profiles count for anything (and they probably shouldn't), does spending way too long on here count as reassurance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post avast wouldn't detect a private virus
you need heuristic scanning, and avast is shit for that
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose so.
But expect a nasty letter to the Daily Mail if it is shite ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I can sense something in my future along the lines of:

"Internet terrorist illegal download paedophile expenses nazi sex download! (cont. page 98)"

edit: *cough* yes, download twice - it's THAT... err... shocking?
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I just tried to do it,
and now my computer is spazzing due to low memory. Is this normal?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, sadly
It starts off as 4k - but then produces graphics proceduraly in advance of giving you the show. It's common with this type of ultra compressed program: they have to store the info somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't open random .exes
but looking at his explanatory txt file, it's worth noticing that although his programme is less than 4k, it does make use of plenty of graphic software that's already on your computer and graphics card.

Not to diminish the achievement, of course, but still. I can make a pretty small Shockwave game, too, if I'm allowed to make use of all the graphics drawing routines in the Shockwave plugin.
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This I don't doubt.
Check the site linked to the above - and given that you sound like you develop this stuff too, I think you're exactly who I want to see it.

And damn - my sources are revealed:
tech.slashdot.org/story/09/07/20/1525203/Hacking-Hi-Def-Graphics-and-Camerawork-Into-4Kb
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post trust me, you couldn't diminish the achievement by saying that
as it's irrelevant. Plus shockwave requires Flash on the PC and draws images via vector graphics, which hardly takes up alot of space!

More importantly, it contains a virus, W32/Sality.AO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong on the last sentence.
Perhaps trust your A/V a bit less. Not saying you should trust me any more, though ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a link that may (or may not) help:
pouet.net/prod.php?which=52938

Edit: And my personal favourite, the 256b Demoplex - pouet.net/prod.php?which=26655
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye :)
Even found a youtube version now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWMGuh15nE

Sad that everything on /links defaults to youtube in the end...
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh :-)
capped.tv is good for demoscene stuff. I usually have to rely on videos as most modern demos won't run on my puny machine anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That demoplex
is ridiculous.

256b!
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You may be interested to know
that Panda Security for Windows 7, says that this file contains a virus W32/Sality.AO. So no matter how cool it is, I shant be running it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup - lots of A/V don't know what is arse and what is elbow
when it comes to packed executables.

The youtube video will have to suffice for you, then.

Edit: your virus is apparently "450,048 bytes" long. That's very impressive to have fitted it into something a hundred times smaller ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's irrelevant
from the general reaction you should of posted the youtube video instead as that has a link to the page for downloading the exe from there.

Do you honestly think it's wise to ignore your virus scanner if the virus is supposedly bigger than the file itself? Personally I trust what it says, that's why my pc works for so long without getting raped to fuck.

Edit: The YouTube video was pretty cool though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Irrelevant?
Erm. no. the viruses are packed too...

Not saying it's wise to do anything if you're unsure as to what you're doing or running on your computer. I was just thinking that as I know your A/V is wrong, I'd state the fact.

Given that the youtube video was a later find, and that it inherently diminishes the experience, I'd have to disagree that I should not have linked the original files.

Look up virtual machines. Sounds like you have the hardware to use them - and viruses are then no longer any threat (except to the virtual machine that you can just click out of existence if it borks).
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an exceptionally rash claim
There are several known circumstances in which a virtual machine can infect a real one, and there's no reason to suppose that VM sandboxes inherently offer perfect security.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Quite, does appear to contain some bollocks...

And since when was 4k small..? HD video - no. About 100 win32 viruses - yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post bums to you all
I didn't expect some kind of Spanish inquisition...
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post simple
don't post links to exes in zips, they aren't taken well. I've written software myself and posted it on here that everyone refused to download! lol

But I trust my A/V software, that was my point, not doing so would be fucking stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
*COUGH* or just don't use windows as a primary operating system.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/343199
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ffs
"look up virtual machines"

go and teach your grandma to suck eggs. I'm not running a fucking VM so I can try out a 4K application!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Doesn't seem to run on Linux....
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post rm -rf /

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post A Sleeping Wombat!
Rons Seal!

Carry on
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post sleepy wombat is dead
perhaps
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooooooooo...........
They produce square poo dont cha know!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *squints eyes


JAHLED - confirm this immediately !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi its true haha
www.convictcreations.com/animals/wombat.htm
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
this knowledge will now be shared at every party i shall frequent from now onwards

I shall blog how many times i am evicted from said party
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post nice site
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Fred Figglehorn goes F**KING INSANE (15+) NSFW I made this!
The most popular channel on YouTube is Fred with 1.3 million subscribers.
However. you are about to see for yourself that life-plans dont always go the way you thought they would...
(TheDick, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post lady you say?.....

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a horse with lipstick!
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post arf
yep - little bit like Mr. Rush but pink
 (I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is clearly
a trap.
 (bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the FAQ
No shocksites.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post blink blink
the blinking is pretty disturbing...

almost like it means something
 (I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ban this sick filth
or save it for fwapping to later if your name is baldmonkey
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody somewhere
is wanking to this
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post not me
i am wanking to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WUBZKgZbwE

...just see if you cant
 (I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not me,
I am fwapping to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt34frwBNQs&NR=1
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally half the posts on youtube are from this girl
how come i have never seen her before?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSTDtJtJ_XE

SHE IS AMAZIN'
 (I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched 2 minutes of the
second link. Good Lord. And I thought my vids were a waste of space!*


*Waits for the "They are" comments, fair call.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post your vids are lovely
fancy a shag?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post At least offer
dinner first. Candlelit Kentucky is fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a strange way to cook your food!
but ok if thats what it takes! haha
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A date!
vacuums the cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post no need to stand on ceremony sweety!
Hoovers my Hamster!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, if you two let me watch
that'd make me hoover my hamster!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like
George from 'The Wedding Singer' when he sings do you really want to hurt me.
 (kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i actually think this woman has problems.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4nUIVgg2Jw&feature=channel_page
 (kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh christ its british!
im moving!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post shit the bed
she is the kind of person the fails the psyhc evaluation for reality tv

wonder how many times she has auditioned...
 (I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post sanctioned you mean
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
MONTAGE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NZsVAry7oY&feature=related

her live stream www.livestream.com/jennyhumphreys?referrer=mogulus

thankfully she was offline.
 (I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the second pen
did her eyebrows
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on
I didn't know Winehouse had a sister.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave McF wrote some words on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that is one LONG head!
girl walks into bar, bartender ....what?....long..face yeugh.....
 (JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post :o
FUCK THAT SHIT!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So many crossdresers
are now thinking they may be passable after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Argh!
Kill it with fire!
 (Fluffster, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a link post Back to the Future Comparison
The very end scene of Back To The Future and the Beginning of Back To The Future II are so similar, but exactly HOW similar are they?
(redflame, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Always thought the second Jennifer was rubbish.
Factoid - Crispin Glover sued over footage from his appearance in the first film being reshown in the first scene of the second one. He hadn't agreed to it and didn't actually record any new footage for BTTF 2.

They use old footage and clever body doubles for all his appearances.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Also...
He's apparently had a vendetta against Steven Spielberg (produced BTTF) ever since. Among other things he's been known to call Spielberg a paedo!

Edit: Here is an essay Glover wrote: web.archive.org/web/20060503191918/http://thecrispincorner.com/essay.html

Choice quote: "Is it possible that the Columbine shootings would have not occurred if Steven Spielberg had never wafted his putrid stench upon our culture, a culture he helped homogenize and propagandize?"
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He's crazier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Nice read though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
It almost syncs up on "...roads."
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed that they
refilmed it. Had hair styles changes so much in the in years in between?
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post it was all about changing the actress
no other reason
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, I didn't even notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post Math A Capella
Maths Students. Song with maths in. With math puns. Yes.
GC=No, unless it's yes, which it may be. So then it'd be yes, not no, which I hope is more likely. Right then. Hmm.

EDIT: Fucksocks, sorry for posting over ya, Fridgey! :( Quick everyone, look at pregnantfridge's post below mine so I won't lose karma points!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that's very sweet of you but i can read individual posts
i learnt this at school .. it took a while but just in case the other boarders didnt go to skool there is a post underneath by a pregnantfridge.

/sarky i hate monday and everything today blog
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post id rather stab my eardrums than listen to acapella
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been trying to re-find this vid for months!
Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post A response to the uproar over the renaming of the Sears Tower... I made this!
Please consider the importance of this to the world, and fill in our petition.
 (I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i was going to say fuck off you twunt. There again i may still! lol
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you of something...
"IT'S JUST A FUCKING NAME
Nobody has died. Haven't you got more important things to worry about? Why don't you focus your worries on the global economic crisis, or our boys over in Iraq, or that fact we can't find Osama. Or biscuits. "

Oh the irony......
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Piglet Squid nods in agreement

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm
A petition against signing pointless petitions...
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
the brits are taking the country back, brick by brick and renaming them as we go.
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post thats quality.
nice song. i would really like someone to explain all the jokes. anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Piglet squid smiles and says "Haaai!"
full story here
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post O hai piglit squid!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post piglet squid is pleased

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I LIKE HIS TENTACLEY EYEBROWS!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post and he likes yours too!
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a link post Advertise On The Moon
No really. I little robot (poor thing) moves about making tracks in the dust? Who'll be first to advertise? What would you advertise?

Hold on.. surely this is a contender for the image challenge?
(Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Chairface, in The Tick, once
try and write his name on the moon with a laser but only got as far as CHA?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this doo daa
www.tgsa-comic.com/view.php?page=2009-05-04
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Comedy Cock time
Can we start a fund to buy the opportunity to draw a crudely drawn comedy cock on the moon?
 (denzilpemburthy, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post Andrea Boccelli and Elmo sing a pastiche of "Time to say Goodbye"
Already watched by thousands and probably GC, but some of you might have not seen it before (and isn't that what /links is all about?)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked that

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwws cute!
But that song makes me cry. I seem to be being haunted by songs that have been on at recent funerals today.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post here,
have a hug (())
 (spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen this before...
...but it is brilliant.
Thanks.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post anyone ever see this?
/fires up amazon
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post you could have brought me some flowers...
...I brought beer


classic 70s
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post its being remade for next year.. yay!
its being remade for next year by Queen Latifah.. boo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I've never seen that one
Post a link if you find it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post £2.99 on play...
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/121403/Truck-Turner/Product.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - Holy fucknuts, I have to watch that!
...and now we all can (in luvverly DivX):
stagevu.com/video/wmnxnivjaofj

"There's some dudes in a bar,
with busted heads and broken jaws...
What hit 'em?
Truck Turner..."

XD

/services to B3ta blog ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo yay to you sir

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Down with this sort of thing!
Make buffering faster.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that Yaphet Kotto?

(Monty Pulciano, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed it was
and nichelle nichols by the looks of it.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was NN, too...
... and then I thought, "naaaah".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That video still looks like a view from the top of a bridge overlooking a waterfall

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what i thought, and Isaac Hayes looks like he's controlling the water like a god

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see some mean Jive

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post Spunky spec ad NSFW
For Sprite. Definitely NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
nice find
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Commendations on your sig.




GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep it there for emergencies :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Magenta on that Green bottle at the end
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post so... sprite tastes like cock?
Not sure they really thought this through?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post subtle....
can't think why it was banned
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf
great find
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell
did he forget about the giant spider in a box in the back of his van?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post took advice from friends on the web
heh heh
 (spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrf!

(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well thats that then..I cant ever visit Surry..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No, but...
A little bit of Surrey can now visit you...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *gulp*

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *"It be rough dark place on them streets of Surrey...
...It's like a jungle out there..."


*(to be said in the voice of a Pirate)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post quote:
He said: "It was enormous, the biggest thing I'd ever seen, and quick too, it darted across the wood. It crawled into a corner and stopped moving, I grabbed an empty box of screws and managed to trap it inside – it completely filled the box".

I'm afraid I might have just reached for the nail gun for that beastie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they the ones they have in Iraq too?
A squaddie friend of mine who was out there said he stamped on one, and "it just looked at me, brushed the dust off its tattoos, and wandered off". *shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post argh!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCO56iyBXtU
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAaaarghh!
I SO want to like spiders; I know they do much more good than harm. But I just can't. They simply give me teh fear.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
this
 (spiggytopes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post you might be thinking of Camel Spiders (which, technically, arn't really spiders)
huge feckers, they are...
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That rings a bell actually.
Trouble is, I AM now thinking of Camel spiders! I just scanned the room, seems ok so far...
But inquiring minds need to know; if they aren't spiders, what are they?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post they are actually called "solifugae" I think... they are an order of arachnid just like spiders and scorpions are.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post These bastards
www.camelspiders.net/

*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well;
that's me not sleeping tonight!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd move.
Simple as that.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the FAQ for b3ta said "no shock sites"....
*fears*
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think those are camel Spiders
and right nasty they look too! o_0
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Ive found the lost spider
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PadauuWF94w
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's just a crab with added fluff surely?
 (Benzyl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh This Is Bad
This is *really bad*

"The eight-legged spider, also known as the giant crab spider, has a painful bite that causes swelling, which can lead to vomiting and headaches."

An *8* legged spider? They don't come much worse than that.

*FEAR*


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just scary!
I know EXACTLY where that pic was taken. Right next to Earlswood train station, yeah? An old mate of mine lives (or at least used to live) in the block in the background of that shot. =P

And oh yeah, big spider. Somewhere. Woo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeek
So did my wife...

Decent curry house opposite though.

Not much exciting happens in Redhill.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Today was a good day

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh
i like that lots.

plus, when did youtube start churning out fairly watchable video quality?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nike prob payed a premium for it

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah I think it's all better
Just watehd this:

www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/attenborough-blue-whale-p1.php

Great quality and even Grey Bloke looked sharper!

yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
They had legs a zillion years ago!
Fuck my hat i didn't know that!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, could Ice Cube be any bigger a sell out

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't even have to use my AK.
So much like my own life.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ;-)
I can only imagine
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering how Nike and that song could go together
There was some really dodgy edits in there though:

"Sitting in a circle of..*pause* HOMIES *pop* and watch me break 'em"
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nike eh.
Dont they use kids to feed their pet crocodiles.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope so
*Fwaps*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
ice pube
 (JoePesky, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post immature
but funny.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No bitches?

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Bouncer - Ray Winstone being..well Ray Winstone..its rather good
edit- Oh and its got Paddy Considine in it aswell!
edit2- ooh wow popular page, glad to be of link finding service guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That was
rather good. I'm guessing it was made as a doorman training video or similar?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post EFF me!
That's Dark!
I love Ray Winstone, especially that film he did Sexy Beast but this is very Nil By Mouth
It's something you want to watch, but have to look away at the same time - Great Actor...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen this before
cheers, was well worth watching.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good!
What's the film?

It's just that that's the second film about bouncers that that guy gets killed in. I watched one the other day called Clubbed. I think it may be v.similar but distinctly lacking the Winstone...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post My general rule:
Don;t fcuk with pepoel that can fcuk you.

Police, bouncers, barpeople, waiters, boss, etc.

Not worth it. Getting siht kicked out of you (or fed to you) or what ever isn;t worth any amount of funny feelings in your trousers you get by insulting peopel doing a job.

Once I had a guy try to start on me in a club. The bouncers piled on him and kicked him out. They left me alone cos I thanked the bouncer earlier for letting me in the club.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post World of Warcraft sex advert NSFW?
I don't really understand all this as my son plays WOW and I can't really ask him to explain as he's 12! But love the randomness of the advert.

I'll stop with the gumtree stuff now! (sorry - am noob as son says)
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Some people fucking love warcraft.

Good find.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck?
that is pretty strange!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere in london
something strange is about to happen. This could be a whole new area for the porn industry, will create a lot of jobs for chubby pornstar wannabe's...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Worryingly..
..I almost meet her requirements...
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post So what do you miss on?
WOW levels or physical appearance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddamit.
I meet her requirements (though might, now, almost not be chubby enough for her - you spend 3 years losing 5 stone and then find yourself too buff to do sex with freaks, what are the chances) but have no WoW experience.

Plus I might technically be married which I guess is also a factor. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange
But not as strange as that Mario one from a while back.

edit: whoops. Had posted a link to it, but I guess It's taken down.
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that posted ebfore
Not on that site and not the same wording but still pretty much teh same. "I wanna fcuk while playing wow"
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think admiral ackbar said it better!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJ8M-zr0H4
 (RogueIntruder, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm convinced
"I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months."

Sounds like a legit WoW player to me.
 (bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaahahah
yes quite
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Funerals too depressing - get some clowns in of course
This was just so odd - the picture nails it.
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
fucking hell

Edit: I wonder if they fall over with the coffin and flowers pop out?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon..
they get near the grave and all the sides fall off and the body drops out the bottom....
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah
and noone notices until the hole has been covered over. The coffin is probably transported in one of those tiny cars too along with 10 clowns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"We can even fall into the grave if you want us too"- made me smile.




(I *never* smile at work)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a brilliant idea
Can someone remember if I peg it I want them booking for my funeral please?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That's funny :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post In honour of Freddie..
Hope this isn't GC
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm at a bit of a loss
Who is this freddy and why would I want his pedelo? Why do I have a sudden urge to buy sure for men?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Ping Pong Door

I'm not spamming or trying to sell anything, I just thought it looked fun enough to share...
More pics Here
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG DIE SPAMMER
I do like it though. And I do want one. Probably not a good idea to replace a fire door with it. Unless you REALLY want to play ping pong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I'm torn
...Bulletball, or PingPong Door?
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
I always love to see a Surprise Hoodie
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I never noticed the hoodie until just then ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

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