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This is a link post time-lapse test I made this!
I'm thinking of doing some HD time-lapse landscape shots of some of the scenery around here, so I shot this short test sequence of the pub over the road. It's made up of a sequence of timed shots from a DSLR.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool and well done
Is the pull back done in camera or post?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
pull back was in post. i'd love to have the equipment to motorise that sort of thing though... especially a track of some sort, for smooth sideways motion. that'd be cool for maybe a populated outdoor sunset.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You want a motorized alt-azimuth mount.
Used for tracking telescopes across the sky, perfect for slow camera work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice
click
 (Montyphuq, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks*
Very nice, I LOVE time-lapse movies.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*
Nicely done mate
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo.
More of this, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a click, very well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the positive comments guys
it's inspired me to go out and complete the project during August! I'm thinking hills/wandering people/sunsets. Might need a few more exposure tests first, and location scoutage, but watch this space!

edit: popular page, thank you guys, really didn't expect that for a test shot - those proper time-lapse landscapes will certainly be coming soon then...
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The gradual panning out did it for me
*awaits*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post now doing a zoomed-in sideways scroll as the next test
just worried that the lack of parallax will make it look less natural. probably would be ok for more distant and substantial subjects. maybe a gentle zoom increase would be better for now, just the same thing as this, but opposite.

edit: it's the first time i've done this, and it's really nice to have the freedom of 15mp images to zoom in and pan around. beats using a video camera i should think, at least for post-prod freedom.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Not given it go mate
but your effort has given food for thought :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
yeah, give it a go, i think it's gonna be a lot of fun although i don't know what i'm actually gonna use the footage for!
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Might I suggest
a tide coming in? Just a thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post an excellent thought, thank you sir.
i'm now already thinking blackpool...
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully ill be having a go at this soon
my parents powershot + chdk = glee
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what's chdk?
and one tip: put it on full manual
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post canon hackers development kit
only works for canon point and shoot (powershot). Alternative/open firmware that lets you 'unlock' new features. Just google chdk...
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ah cooool
reminds me of when i first got a second-hand 300d and the previous owner had already unlocked the 'crippled' features. :) never ended up owning a powershot, but i know lots of people who do, and i shall be passing on this knowledge. thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post * click *
More please. Maybe you could timelapse a fight outside the pub and overlay the Benny Hill music?
 (mingeswingers, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post nice!
strangely enough there was a little fight outside there tonight. but i was too busy photographing the church spire against the clouds...
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the
shutter speed, exposure, time between shots??
Very well done btw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
i shot it with a 1.3 sec exposure, aperture locked up to f/29, and taking one shot every 10 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible
Two cars parked on double yellows for ages.

Whats the world coming to?
 (TheBoyTucker, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Elephant at ZSL Whipsnade I made this!
and unbelievably cute! I went up to Whipsnade with Darren from LBC, who'll probably mutter something about this on the show tomorrow morning at 10:00. This little girl was born on Thursday and as you can see is being adored over by it's mum and aunt.

Fluffy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man you should have edited out the sound of the woman
other than that great vid :D
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to use music over the top
but couldn't find anything that seemed to do the fluff justice

Cheers though ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post genius!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed :)

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Yes, that would have been perfection
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :-D

(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww i luff effalumps
Last time I saw some was at Barcelona Zoo and what a fucking shit hole that place was, I've never seen so many depressed cramped animals in one place in my life. The elephants had no toys and they just stood looking at the visitors swaying from one foot to another.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw :)
Are elephants the only mammals to have their "boobs" where lady boobs would be? I only noticed this recently when watching that series about rescued orphaned baby elephants with Michaela Strachan.

/edit geniune query btw, I'm not being rude :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Michaela Strachan + boobs
*sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it might have been Loaded that once described Michaela Strachan as:
"like and icicle of piss hanging off the overflow of a gulag khazi"
 (I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post am I the only one who thinks it's not cute? :P
The baby isn't nowhere near as hairy, lumpy and ugly as the big uns, but it still damn well qualifies as ugly. Wouldn't want one of those running around the house!
 (Roxon, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
you is as cold as ice nigga!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Whipsnade Zoo
Are a bunch of Cnut's:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipsnade_Zoo#Criticism
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Latino pulls gun on skaters, gets more then he bargained for.
This freaked me out, I couldn't do that if someone pulled a gun out on me.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree. I'd be scared too
I'm not sure I'd smash someone in the head with a piece of wood with metal bits attached though either. I think I'd dial 999 and just hide.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure who you'd get through to, if you dialed 999 in America

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If you wait 20 seconds you'll get
"The call you have made cannot be completed at this time. Please check the number and dial again."
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post harumpf, typical americans.
if you dial 911 in the uk or 112 you'll get through to the emergency services.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
999 works in Europe too...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post every time i go that site new firefox crashes :(
and ie8 wtf
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post IE8 is complete shite
I reverted back to 7as 8 just freezes and crashes every five minutes.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post IE
Gives your puter teh Aids!
But not teh Aids in a good way....
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you use it improperly.
Which goes for any other web browser.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow thats bloody scary
just hope the bastard didn;t come back the day after and whack the fella.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy bloody deserved it.
Kudos to the skater guy for having balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how he keeps hanging onto the guy at the end
while still getting punched right in the face
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way he holds his gun
It takes someone special to simultaneously risk breaking his wrist and blinding himself should he be foolish enough to fire it.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fair play to the skaters
if a guy pulls a gun out he deserves every punch.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post not usually b3ta type stuff.....
but 'latino' pulls gun?

Why does his race come into the fact that he's a fucking idiot with a gun?

Also, Nice to see a guy pull a gun and get a kicking. They didn't use the gun on him, because they had some common sense.

Any americans reading? PLEASE get rid of guns in your country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
On all points made
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm he is a 'Latino', surely thats not an offensive phrase?
Would you of commented if it was a white guy in the vid and it was titled 'caucasian' pulls a gun?

Christ, things like this annoy me.

My daughter is 3 right, she noticed a security guard at our local shop was different and she chirped "Oh look daddy, it's a different black man."

Some bloke standing next to me said 'oh lucky he didn't hear that!'

I said "Why? He is black...."

No I'm not a racist, but ffs whats the problem of telling things as they are?
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!!
Cowardly moron gets less than what he deserved. I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:36, Reply)
This is a link post 50% off Tampax
Up to 50% off Tampax, listen around 0:11.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good, it wasn't just be who heard this then :D

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(spiggytopes, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ And another
I swear my brain is attuned to subliminal filth
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Heard this morning and i thought maybe I had an overhang from too much milk of amnesia last night and imagined it. Phew!
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't un-hear it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Their Apollo bikes are awful
The ones I've had have broken within 3-6 months of purchase, while my current bike, a basic £49 one from Toys R US, has lasted a year without incident!
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post my current one is the most reliable one I've ever had
A friend gave it to me two years after finding it in a skip.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My old bike was an apollo.
an apollo creed to be exact (this is complete truth)

lasted a good many years til i got hit by a car on it and it got sort of bent in half
 (That Random Guy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD I JUST SAW THAT AND THOUGHT THE SAME THING HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
I thought that when I first saw the ad
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post tent packs
I didn't hear Tampax, sorry, but no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 9:12, Reply)
This is a link post For those who haven't seen it NSFW
the whole of Peter Jackson's minor classic film Bad Taste is here...

Marked NSFW for language
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Suck my spinning steel shithead!
Good find!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I'm sitting next to my dvd of same at the moment. Top film!
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post oh I love that film. And Braindead.
I remember at uni my gf had to leave the room wretching because of the scene where they all puke in a bowl and the head alien eats it "mmm I got a chunky bit...". Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A truly fantastic film
but I always knew he'd never move on to bigger things.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that understatement is an ideal introduction to insanity
"Marked NSFW for language"

Never mind the beheadings, chainsawing, vomit eating, sheep blowing (up), etc, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks
for later - great find, I haven't seen that for years. Filmed on a budget of 8pence.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post one of theee best films eva!
that and 'house of a thousand corpses'
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I kick ass
for the LORD!
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post wrong film mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooops!
That's braindead, isn't it.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant film, shot on a budget below absolute zero.
"I am a Derek. And Dereks do not run."
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post Vintage DJ Battle Clash
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Dopey person in mask attempting to dance to beyonce song
I know there's a few of these about, but this one I found entertaining and puzzling at the same time.
Why the clown mask though?? weird people.

did try to search, came up zilch.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought something like that was gonna happen...
But I honestly thought she'd kick the TV...
 (Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post CLONK!!
nice :)
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lulz, i deleted my comment cos i though i was wrong
wish i hadnt now :D

b3ta.com/links/338511
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *thought

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, please make your GC announcements in the accepted way. E.G:
b3ta.com/links/338511

Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:00

Some of us write all of these GC appearances down so we can wank over it later.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I stand shamed
Dunno how I missed it as well, seeing as it was posted so recently.
 (Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ok, accepted, apologies for bashing
...still think GC bashing is rubbish though...
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post on a serious note
is anything being done about recognising gc?
Has the detector gone to shit completely?
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a different video upload
so it's difficult to detect it, best thing to do is to flick through youtube for the most viewed one then try and post it
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily links is awash with people who offer a GC detection service at no cost
except to their own dignity and IQ.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Calling GC is silly, anyway
because IT CHANGES NOTHING.

If they've reposted a video, then they have.
If they haven't posted the video, but they see people screaming GEEE CEEE, then, well, they'll see the video as well, and so maybe not repost that anyway.

I think GC should be reserved for board chitchat in reference to things that are truly GC like, well, the GC itself. A video that's been posted once before is not GC, Mr. Stabby is GC.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYNTpg_BjcU
(nsfw)
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you shit!
lol
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Fat People Falling NSFW
Sealed by Ron. Possibly GC but this is the first time I've seen it and I'm a /links whore.

Apologies for soundtrack, it's utter shit.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat People Rock!
Did you see what I did there?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed at that way too much

I like that song
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the clip where a guy jumps for the branch and ends up as a heap on the pavement.
Or maybe sidewalk, should I say sidewalk?
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep it clean

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
my favourite bit too.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
silly mexicans at the end. no wey pendejo! lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Things that don't make you go aahhh
Somehow I'm glad it's not Christmas and I don't have to go anywhere near a raw turkey. And this thing's not even a turkey, not even close.
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a turtle is shitting out another turtle!
ahem, turtle head.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bill Bailey - Donkeys and Cocaine
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i love bill bailey
more than my own hands
 (I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh.

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate bill bailey
more than your hands :(
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not one flicker of amusement passed over my face...
I just don't seem to be able to enjoy Bill Bailey
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, don't watch him then...
It's that simple
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i found it to be unintelligible for the most part.
:/.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Clarkson in 'not much news day' shocker.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Clarkson is a Toss Pot
There, Look! I've said it now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a turd,
with hair.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this bit in the article
"Last year media watchdog Ofcom ruled that jokes made by Clarkson on Top Gear about lorry drivers murdering prostitutes did not breach the broadcasting code."

Glad to see that censorship ain't what it used to be.
But he's right, Gordon, like all pollies everywhere, is a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He does appear to be one.
I also wonder how much of a success, or failure, Mr Cameron & his pals will be.

By successful I mean at running a country, etc, NOT filling up their pockets with cash.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly
theres probably loads of news worth reporting in the world

they wont print it though, as it'll probably be stories the slack-jawed fuckwits of this nation don't give a toss about.

The British media rarely deviates from its staple diet of fear-mongering, celebrity gossip, 'issue of the week' and 'and finally' cutesy, vomit inducing stories
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post he called
him a cunt, which is a bit fucking rich
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jul/24/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-gordon-brown
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post this is a bit sad
A wee pause for reflection is needed I reckon
 (Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
'SALUTES'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Armistice day
will be pretty poignant this year
 (Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That is sad indeed!
"At the going down of the sun and in the morning. We will remember them"
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Doffs Cap
That videos on the page made me well up...

*Much Respects*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I would recommend
anyone to visit the many WW1 sites in Belgium and France. Tyne Cot, the Menin Gate and so forth. It is a life changing experience, and much like the Grand Canyon, no pictures or articles can describe what you see. Over 90 years on, there are still bomb craters, trenches etc remaining. Memory might be deceiving me, but I seem to recall in the corner of one cemetary a small plaque that read "Here lie the remains of 5,000 unknown German soldiers".
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a trip with school a few years ago.
We visited one graveyard, where two old boys from the school are buried. They wouldnt have fought along side each other, they wouldnt have known each other at school, and yet they were buried about 5 yards apart.

Visiting these sites is something everyone should do.

There are several german sites like the one you mentioned. I remember one which had a sillouhette cutout of 4 soldiers as a memorial to all the unknown soldiers.
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Google Ads
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How times have changed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Very sad
RIP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Now read his story.
Incredibly compelling.
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "He died earlier today,,,,sources said he was "ill".
I'm sorry, that should have read "111".
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post this boat has a funny name

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nigger isn't a very funny name for a boat.
edit. oh i see now. sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post fnar, fnar

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure thats the name for maybugs, if you live in the south of england.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_bugs

edit - colloquially known as a spang beetle in east anglia.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
SPANG beetle
from this day forward I will call it Spang Cock!
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta love the names of the Insect class...
Aphis, Bee, Cicala, Cricket, Glowworm, Gnat, Ladybird, Mantis, Moth, Scarab, Tarantula..... and cockchafer?

Is there actually an insect called the cockchafer, or were the entire Navy high on Chinese opiates?
 (Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Read my link to wikipedia just above this.
They're all over Europe.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post PC my ass.
"Insect class"

Lolz. Only the British could get away with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post First glimpse of A Christmas Carol - 2009
With Jim Carrey playing, well, everyone.
(__, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear. That Jim Carey twat is in it.
Won't be wasting 20p on a copy DVD then.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
I'm dubious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it's CG.
www.firstshowing.net/2009/05/18/first-look-jim-carrey-as-scrooge-in-a-christmas-carol/

'starring' means the voices of...this looks like 'The Polar Express' to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)
This is a link post World map made of stamps
Site says: After finding a collection of world stamps on Ebay for a fiver, A map of the world was created where each country is represented by its own native stamp.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds more impressive than it looks I'm afraid.
sorry to piss on your bonfire....
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well, I liked it.
Best of luck with the pig AIDS.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers.....
Don't share stamps or you'll get it too.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Curry In The Air Tonight - (Phil Collins parody)
Thanks to Fluffster (below) for jogging my memory.
www.b3ta.com/links/Proper_Vindaloo
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post I've finally made some proper music. I made this!
Instead of the usual 300BPM comedy pop mash-ups I've gone and done something your Mum might like. Well I'm proud anyway...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post nice track :)
some of it reminded me of early acid house :)
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
I suspect it was the acid bit in the middle. :) Saving my pennies for a 303.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
Wish I had the clarity of perspective. I mostly just throw a lot of noises together and see what works. This has a lovely design to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks...
this was still definitely a work of trial and error. Have you got any links to your own stuff?
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post On my profile
Some of the links I've posted are tunes I've done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm liking some of them.
Especially your more chilled ones. Nice use of ambient noise.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post This is Norway
Old as the hills, but I hadn't seen it before.

Here's hoping you haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Norway is a wart on the floppy cock that is Sweden


;)
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Scotland is the leprous head of the pregnant lizard of Britain
London is its tired vagina.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
actual lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that's funny
That's the kind of humour I like.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post XD
I liked this! It made me giggle.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland
can't wait to see this film...gotta love the Burton :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWsZ2b_pK4

embedding disabled but click the link :)
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post OH WOW!!
wow!

wow!

wow!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that's looking like a pretty film...
...and they're releasing it in March, which, of course, as everybody knows, is a good month to go mad in.
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post COR!
I KNEW Johnny Depp would be the mad hatter, he was made for that role!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Tim Burton film.
Who else was going to be in it..?
 (Tingtang, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah.
Sorry to be a shit, but Tim Burton hasn't made a good film in about ten years, and this doesn't look like its gonna change anything. As usual, visually cool, but too much reliance on his missus and Depp.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

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