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This is a link post How to upset the fanbois...
Swedish design agency decided to see how easy it was to start a rumour about Apple developing an "asymmetric screw" to keep you out of the hardware. Interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Troll pride v fanbois
This is like a war of Nazi's vs Zombies. There really are no winners.
 (chompedhomas, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a zombist...
and probably a member of the Living National Party.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Zombie'ite to me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZcxChFsUSM
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
love a good prank
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, quality.
The days of proper journalists relying on primary sources for their materials has long gone. But then why not just repeat what everyone else is saying. It's all about 'traffic' these days. It's like the purveyors of this crap have no responsibility over the stories that they spread, as long as they're out there saying it as well. If you've not read Nick Davies' Flat Earth News yet, it's a belter of a book. It'll destroy what little confidence in the media you still have, but that's no great loss, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, Bitchtits. I also recommend "Flat earth News"
It flags in the middle a little but the last chapter on the Daily Mail is outstanding.
I also highly recommend this book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Knew it wasn't a real design as soon as I saw it
No engineer would create a screw with a round profile thread,

The only point I could see of a screw head like that is one that is destroyed on closing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You see similar things all the time in public loos
The screw has a head like a straightened-out cam so that you can tighten one with a flat head screwdriver but need a special tool to loosen it. This is pretty much why I figured it was a hoax: there are less moronic ways of making one-way screws.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post ever wondered how loud stuff is?
a handy decibel chart
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?
NO BLESSED?!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They've missed my next door neighbour's TV and music system
at around the 250db mark
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post very interesting
hard to comprehend the enormity of some of those volcanoes.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the thing i find mind boggling is that adding 3 decibels makes it twice as loud

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's to do with early phone cabling
In a handy coincidence, I think humans' perception of loudness follows the log of the actual intensity.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HTML? What's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post At what decibel would I need the loo?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Just talk to my brother on the phone.
Something about the frequency of his voice almost immediately makes me want to go ploppies. Thank god for mobile phones (the feeling's not mutual).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post this one ain't bad either.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_pressure#Examples_of_sound_pressure_and_sound_pressure_levels
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Handy, but not enough at the lower end
it doesn't tell me what my new 46dBA bathroom extractor fan will sound like.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not loud enough
to mask the hideous racket eminating from your backside.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post So volcanoes are pretty loud then.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting.
156 FTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool, had no idea we had submarines listening to such strange things.
Also: Tungusta Tunguska
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah submarines don't much like Radiohead, or actual music.
They stick to the alternative stuff.

Fucking hipsters.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post The Vault
First episode in a web series about a new reality TV show. It's really quite good.

Episode "0" that introduces everything is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ8XGe1s42E
(ElusiveCamel, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, not embedding properly.

(ElusiveCamel, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You need the long link, change the URL to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(ElusiveCamel, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a very dark man.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I almost put it up
He was very close.
 (ElusiveCamel, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it was there for a minute or two.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's actually 'S'negro', you massive racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post Jason Manford on Gary Barlow.
I didn't realise myself, but Gary Barlow and his wife has a baby girl at the beginning of the month who was, sadly, stillborn.
This is a slightly wordy reply to the people who slated him for performing at the closing of the Olympics, be they trolls, misguided or, simply, cunts.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
What a well written, level-headed, reasonable response. And you say you found this on the internet?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not only on the internet
but also on (whisper it) facebook. I guess trimming my friends list paid off...
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You again!
*Changes passwords*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
If only that fucking usless cunt Jason Manford had been stillborn.
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you may have confused b3ta with youtube comments

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's you ignored then

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Person D?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm man enough to admit that I admire Gary Barlow.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL GAAY!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair:
You like a LOT of shit musicians.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf noon Tabs.
Hows life treating you today?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He's his regular sunny self.
And I admit I love Gary, and Wobbie. Unlike other boy bands, they write their own stuff and play instruments.

Just because you're stuck in the "Do What You Want" era, doesn't mean that I can't mature gracefully.

Yub yoooo!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Jane said that Barry said that he saw Laura buying shoes with Simon!!!
Could not give less of a fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are celebrities even on Twitter or Facebook. What do they honestly expect.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This wasn't aimed straight at Barlow.
I don't know if he's on Twitter or Facebook or anything, and I can't say I'm a fan, but if your wife gave birth to a dead baby and you put on a brave face and fulfilled the duties you'd agreed to do so's you didn't let people down, and all you got for it was a line of people calling you a money-grabbing bastard, even if the work you'd done was unpaid, how would you feel? Honestly?
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It might get me down a bit I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh some people are monumentally insensitive I completely agree.
But that's the point isn't it. There will always be twats. More so if you're successful.

Twitter and BookFace give these celebrities more intimate access to the public, so quite honestly I'm amazed they're not surprised at the kind of vitriol they get.

Better not to be on it, surely? What do they need it for? Promotion worked just fine before it. I see no use other than a hunger for adoration and the occasional 'hi, look at me... I have something of no value to say.'

Not unlike my facebook, in fact.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post unquestioning adoration and, in Manford's case, low level sex chat

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes. This was the first thing that I thought.
Bet he's kicking himself that he lost that shitarse job on mind-numblingly tedious The One Show. Well done to the simpering wet blanket Matt Baker for exceeding the possible boundaries and actually helping to make the show even more awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Token Northerner
Talent has fuck all to do with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a link post David Lynch's Dumbland NSFW
Possibly GC but I don't care. Just rudely using it as an excuse to get some help from any animator type peeps knocking about. I'm looking to do an animation.
Crude figures on a white background (like dumbland) nothing too flashy. Would it be insane to draw frames in photoshop and then edit them together as stills in iMovie or something?
Has anyone got any helpful tips or links to useful tutorial vids or anything? Would be greatly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I am a huge fan of DUMBLAND it's very funny, it's also Lynch's commentary on middle America.
Also I suppose you could make a series of gifs then add them together with sound..?

FUCKING HEELER COPTERS, FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's great init. I love his voice acting.
I know nothing about Gifs. I've got the audio already, I've been sat on it for ages waiting for a friend to do it but he hasn't so I'm gonna have a stab at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post GIFs are peasy, just make your frames in whatever program you use then add them together.
I use GIF Movie Gear it's a basic program that can do all sorts, if you want it, lemme know.

Since you already have your audio track, maybe break it up into small pieces then animate to those pieces.

I just realised you're using a Mac, not sure if GifMovieGear will work on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers man.
If I don't get on with Flash I'll do some research and see if there's a mac equivalent of said software.
I'll probably be on here in a couple of weeks looking to pay someone for their animation skillz. Ha ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it's very time consuming, you should give it a go
especially if you're doing stickman stuff, well worth a try
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm really excited about it now.
I might see if I can go home early from work.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post just take a shit on the floor and tell them OFF TO ANIMATE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
then as you exit the building scream FUCKING HEELERCOPTERS!!

good stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
That's what I do at half 5 everyday anyway. We do get a lot of helicopters round my way though.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post as a flash bod
I would say use flash - may take a bit of getting used to but it can be pretty damn powerful for animationy type things
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah? Get stuck into Flash you say?
I do have it but it baffled me the first time. I'll give it another go.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's worth it - and a lot of the techniques are useful across animation as a whole. my advice would be: start with a very simple achievable goal for the first test, then work up from there. Plenty of tutes out there as well.

edit: ps, I'm not an animator but a programmer who has done some animation n' artwork n' shit... just FYI
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a look at Synfig
Decent freebie 2D animation jobbie. Nothing flash but it will handle the bare essentials which you describe

www.synfig.org/cms/
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh cool! I'll definitely check this out.
Thanks very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post Bunny Bangs Balloon

(loci, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Again with the slow motion replay?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Living up to their frisky reputation.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's happened to me on a few occasions.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be gentle next time......honest!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
bunny looks disappointed.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post virginity is like a balloon then!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
you no love bunny
 (The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post GC!
Not the video, the rabbit.
 (MikeXPose, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post aah
I have tears in my eyes from laughing :D Good job, little buddy!
 (Roxon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Lunatic biker
I know it's GC but I'm posting this because it's a frightening example of what some people do on motorbikes. Oh, and for the fact that I passed my full test yesterday and will be picking up some super-powerful 2-wheeled death machine at some point this week. Yay to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you have your organ donor card with you at all times.
No, I do not wish you to come to any harm, but yes, I am serious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, don't worry. I'm one of those cautious bikers, but yes I appreciate the concern as it's not always/rarely the fault of the biker out there.
Cars are cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Always better to ride carefully
but if you ARE intending to ride like that, make sure your donor card is laminated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you have good leathers that kepp your organs in nicely too,
makes the doctors job alot easier, But seriously congrats dude! bikes are alot of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They sure are. The difference between the 125 and the 900 that I test-rode yesterday is ball-bouncingly exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done on passing and hope you have many safe years of riding.
Just on the off chance can I call dibs on your pancreas though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all yours as soon as I'm done with it!
And thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, you're a gent

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say he is dead now

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
the swerve in between cars bit after 4:00 made me cringe - it would have only taken one car to change lanes without looking....
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that but then most of them are stationary,
so it's not that bad.

I've always taken the view that as a biker you are responsible for your own safety and have to assume you are invisible to car drivers. Always worked for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post And expect to spend 50% of what you spent on the bike on clothing
yes you'll look like a power ranger, but worth every penny.

rant: But what is this new trend with ABS on superbikes eh? It just pushes new riders to ride faster, braking in corners they should have leaned into.
 (Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You can get decent enough clothing 2nd hand fairly cheap
Then just don't go so mental that you need thousand pound power ranger leathers.

Good point on ABS too, the EU want to make it compulsory. There is a theory that if you feel more safe, you'll ride more dangerously. I certainly calm down (from already pretty chilled) in jeans and open face on a damp day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen driving like that result in the clipping of a stationary car,
leading to the bike rider catapulting into the vertebra of one of the passengers in the car. Bike rider one broken arm, healed quickly. Car passenger transection of cord at T8. Paralysed for life.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
where did they clip the car that led to them being in the car? or was it another car. car.
 (B3taByter Meh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations on your test
Riding like that really pisses me off, all it does is add fuel to the "bikes are dangerous, ban them hard" arguement. Plus I grew up on a road where at this time of year, the weekend power rangers are crashing like flies pretending they know how to ride 200BHP with about 10 miles riding under their belt.
I prefer classics, they tend to break down before you can get in any trouble :D what are you looking at getting?
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks`
I've got a Triumph Bonneville T100 squarely in my sights. Classic, nimble enough for the commute, comfy enough for the touring and loads more. Can't wait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
What a twat - I myself have a 636ninja. I love just cruising on it. However i did see what it could do on the autobahn. Top speed of 167mph... knowone in sight so the only person id hurt would be myself... still id never do it again. Anyone can ride fast, its the real biker that has fun within the speed limit.

Enjoy the two wheel, remember your life savers and stay safe :)
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post must resist...
...must not point out punctuation and other grammatical errors... arrrrgh... must not... muuuust nooooot... gaaaaah!

edit: edited for punctuation and grammatical errors :|
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Heck I regularly drive over that speed commuting in cars in Germany
but on a bike, with the poor condition of road surfaces on the autobahn have always bottled it at 120.
 (Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post zis ist zer AUTOBAAAHN

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Yep, I'm a bit of a speed limit gaybo, but if the road is clear, I'll give the throttle a good twist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations on passing your test :D
I expect you will have tons of fun now you are free to ride where you like :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit nervous about taking it out on the M25. Lots of cunts out there.
I'll be careful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah motorways would be where I would be nervous too
You seem about as sensible as it's possible for B3tan to be ;) I'm sure you will be fine :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
I had an SV650 as my first bike which I'd recommend; I have a GSXR 600 now. So much fun, just keep safe ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Foolish.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This person is a cunt of the highest order.....
there was a cold-hearted bit of the darkest part of my psyche hoping for just one car to change lane.......
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good job he didn't meet another twat riding a motorbike coming the opposite direction

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Unconscious Homeless Man

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post this deserves more replies than it's had so far
cracking animation
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post The Big B3ta Fantasy Football Fucking Thing I made this!


The season is almost upon us and that means that it's the time to make a fantasy football team and convince yourself it's excellent and then stop playing the game in 2 weeks time.

Make a team, click "Leagues," "Join a League," select "Private league" and type in this fucking pin: 481879-265185

If you don't know the rules, not only are you probably a cunt but I'm not even going to explain them. You can read the rules here: fantasy.premierleague.com/rules/ Cunt.

So start thinking up some witty names, football manager.

If people could 'like this' it'd be appreciated. Otherwise I'll just incessantly spam it and annoy everyone.

May the worst prick lose.


|¦:¬D|



 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay cunt !

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to win, my dads Roy of the Rovers.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh go on then

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I am clueless about football and fantasy football so this might be a lot of fun.
Edit: Having read these rules I'm still baffled. I'll take heart from this definition from The Meaning of Liff:

ABOYNE (vb.)
To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that
none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the drunken master technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And I'm done - LIBOR Fixers FC stretch their legs as they jog out to the pitcher's mound.
Come on England score some goals!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell to the Yeah!
Inter Your-Nan FTW!

:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Original!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Me likey.
Vitesse Asanderson.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Touch Town FC
I bet I lose interest before any of you!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Done!
Belmchester Rovers have entered the arena (to be slaughtered in the first week)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in.
Worst season ever last time around so got some work to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post me too

(fujiflid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post me too

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post me too

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Meat? Poo!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post done
well done Mike
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in! Come on Grundly Hamsters!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post CAAANDLEESSS!!!!
I see candles!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fank woo!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And DHAFC stumble, blinking on to the pitch
resplendent in their magenta kit. Their manager, Mr Wooyay Houpla, a newcomer to this league. Personally I don't rate their chances.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Dick Heads and Fucking Cunts??

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've already got a team
so may as well join the fun. I'm shit at team names though so Jim Leighton Orient it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Downing syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
Don't plan on placing anywhere as I usually don't

EDIT: My team is the Rectadons
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post At least I'm not last at the moment, 'cos you are!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucknuts

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinbaku-bi are in.
I hope it ends in a tie.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
And if its anything like the fantasy side I picked for the Euro Championship, that'll be the last time I log in to the site.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok i'm in...
Pannellthinaikos, since my name is Pannell it's probably the best team related pun i could come up with.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Have joined!
Very excited.

Who won last years B3ta league?
 (nimchimpski, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The top 5 was
1 jayasumithras_armpit Ben Reid 2,192
2 Letsby Avenue Tristan Sanders 2,162
3 NorfolkENchance Jamie Nazareth 2,148
4 PhoenixFromTheFlames Umo Papis 2,127
5 Eboue Umfufu danny fletcher 2,121
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Parkour for Dogs
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Glassdogcock

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprise Doggeh?

(I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Veet Terrier

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That would certainly surprise a kitten.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead dog copter?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fuckin amazing dude!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Heard this on 6music whilst very hungover on Saturday morning
and it stuck with me. Very moody and driving. And it features a banjo.

Edit: wrong link, this is it! Thanks pod
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4Rr07bgVQ
(pipsterk It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you sure you didn't mean this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4Rr07bgVQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Yes, that's it.
Would help if I watched the link, rather than just copying the first result...
 (pipsterk It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post You're just money in the bank :(
Insurance company defend killer in order to avoid insurance payout...
 (I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I truly wish I could say this was unbelieveable
But it isn't. Insurers are all cunts. American ones, doubly so.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
getting utterly outraged. On the Interwebs. Absolutely pointless waste of my emotional resources but, fuckit, this company Progressive Insurance, are a bunch of soulless cunts. Perhaps if enough people link Progressive Insurance with soulless cunts then we might bump up their google ranking.

Soulless cunts. Progressive insurance that is.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on legless...
I'm not sure I agree with your tactic of calling Progressive Insurance soulless cunts. If we are going to suggest that they, Progressive Insurance, are soulless cunts, we should have very clear evidence that the behaviour of soulless cunts and Progressive Insurance are indeed similar.

Does anyone else have anything we could use to evaluate if Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts ?
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Progressive Insurance - Soulless Cunts?
To be fair, I've only got that link that makes me think that Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts. I could be wrong. They might not be soulless cunts - Progressive Insurance I mean - not the link

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe there are no such things as souls.
So they would be soulless. So we can consider a simpler question: are Progressive Insurance cunts?
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't the question we have to ask
why is a soulless cunt, less than just a cunt, what is it about being without a soul that degrades a cunt?

and is a soulfull cunt... say simple reds mick hucknall...therefore not a cunt?

its vital we ask that question before we can make the assertion that Progressive Insurance are soulless cunt.

Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts, is merely another strand in the wider argument of soulless cunts, and wether progressive insurance are soulless counts can only be answered after answering all the strands.

but personally, yeah progressive insurance are soulless counts all right.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if how they would respond? If asked whether Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts?
It would seem very unfair if they couldn't reply to the allegation that Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts, and it merely began to rise in Google rankings to the effect that soulless cunts and Progressive Insurance become linked, and outside observers gain the impression that Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts.

Tsk, the internet. Strange business.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have thought it's well within the power of Progressive Insurance to respond to the allegation.
That they are soulless cunts.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post soulless Insurance cunts Progressive

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone considered the option
that the other driver might have some sort of legal insurance by Progressive insurance, therefore making them not soulless cunts?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Soulless cunts. Progressive insurance....
Yes they do indeed appear to live up to that
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm clicking I like this, but I don't.
Does that make me a hypocrite?

Anyway, Legless is right. Progressive Insurance? Soulless cunts.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
What's this I'm hearing about Progressive Insurance, whose website is www.progressive.com/, being soulless cunts? How could such a thing be stated as fact?
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Merely a statement of opinion.
Based on the article above, my opinion that Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts is honestly held and not malicious.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I share your concerns on the Progressive Insurance and soulless cunts issue.
and we should be especially careful about linkages between the phrase soulless cunts and Progressive Insurance when such comments also feature their websites including www.progressive.com and twitter.com/progressive. That would inevitably have an impact on the likelihood of our inadvertently contributing to the impression that Progressive Insurance are soulless cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post what a bunch of soulless cunts
it's just another example of the corporate equivalent of mugging old ladies and leaving them to die in the street.
it's not right that companies are allowed to get away with this
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking soulless cunt progressive insurance that is that are soulless cunts
Not you lot of soulless cunts, prgressive insurance are the soulless cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post CAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo yay!!!! Thanks!!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post merry candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!!!!!! :DDD

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles day
Skellytor!!! :D

oh and i can say first hand as i have had them as an insurer...
Progressive insurance are indeed soulless cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray thank you!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 years!
Nicely.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Four today!!! I'll be starting big school soon!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, look, they have a facebook page!
The bunch of soulless cunts.
www.facebook.com/flotheprogressivegirl
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - they probably should have been a bit more on the ball with closing down sharing/posting settings on there.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for that.
It gave me source material.

Truly soulless cunts.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Progressive Insurance?
Soulless cunts?
I haven't heard of either of these bands
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oh haha!
from their wikipage : 'Claims that the company is run by soulless cunts are as yet, unconfirmed.'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Corporation
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, I just saw that.
Sadly, their own website doesn´t confirm it either.
search.progressive.com/search/?sp_q=soulless%20cunts&sp-a=sp10032b11&sp-p=all&sp-f=ISO-8859-1
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS is what the net was invented for......
Thanks MF, that really made me chuckle!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Your all soulless cunts calling progressive insurance soulless cunts. Do you not realise that putting progressive insurance and soulless cunts together on the interpipe so many times will only give the impression that progressive insurance are soulless cunts.
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post it gave me a good chuckle as well!
it would seem it has been corrected now though. :(
ooh i did do a screen cap this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa what#'s with the cunting party
ooh bandwagon, jump on.

best part of this link is the current top comment by Brodka:

"We are talking about putting a dollar value on the human life. It's not an easy valuation to make. The only real way to ascertain that value is to litigate the case in front of a jury" "The villain here is not really Progressive. It's the jackass that killed Ms. Fisher and compounded that by having an inadequate insurance policy."

The US system if fucked, (insert gun law joke here) but taking the loss of a loved one out on an insurance company isn't the greatest use of your anger is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Wizard of meh - New one by Pogo

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay I like Pogo's work
I can across a DJ cheeba live mix the other week he has used Cyriak and Pogo's work in his visual mix vimeo.com/31795579 about 17 mins in
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, that man.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a 'how to' video too
He pinches the central channel in the 5.1 sound image using iOS routing, not sure how to do that under Windows 7. I assume he does that to get rid of extraneous sounds? Voice will probably be dead centre I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha, facebook.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not just make fake accounts
in which you love kittens and tea, take walks by the lake, and enjoy a spot of badminton at the weekends?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I would
have Vladimir Putin style photos of myself wrestling bears in rivers.
 (AgentPunk, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I might as well just give them my real one.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The article you link to says 2 states have banned it
Plus the FB T&Cs don't allow it either.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post NO! America is bad ok? Just bad.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
we're not all bad
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's technically illegal everywhere
the US, it's just that if you want a job, you're less likely to complain.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see that working
If you can prove they didn't give you the job because you refused to perform the illegal act they asked of you, then surely you can sue the living shit out of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And here's my personal diary and cctv footage of me cracking one off to Mylene Klass.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this even more shocking,
"Robert Collins took a leave of absence from his job as a correctional officer to grieve after his mother passed away. When he returned, his employer forced him to reapply for his position..."

His mum died, he went home to grieve and then had to reapply for his job?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Land of the Free!
Where freedom refers to the rights of corporations and state employers to maximise profits/efficiency by fucking over their employees as they see fit.
 (aramando, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in India....You wanna be 18 again? Tighten up ladies....
This is not a parody, its a real product. 'Vaginal Rejuvenation & Tightening gel' TV commercial. With a really dodgy bit with a granny at the end. Not NSFW, just weird as fuck. I kinda want to burn my eyes out like that man did in that slumcat movie.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
should just do it up the arse if its good enough for dawn of the bread!
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Masks foul odour - From the product page.
www.18again.com/product.php
 (Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont act like you wouldnt want you girlfriend or wife using this if she had a saggy vag.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post kenat!
no one loves a slack vadge
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:43, Reply)
This is a link post Hollywood does Baby Got Back
Baby Got Back made from dialog from 295 movies.

Kudos to whoever made it
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some serious dedication to the cause.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post How on earth do you go about doing this?
Is it the product of a autistic memory for film scripts or countless hours of DVD trawling?

Either way, terrifying.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
some hard work went into that gets my click
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
That must have taken ages! Fair play I suppose.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Butthole tattoo NSFW
Has anyone here got one, too?
(largoembargo ???, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a tattoo of a vagina on my butthole

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Her parents must be so proud

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts too........
epic father failure
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i have a tattoo of choir boys arse on mine

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Meth is bad kids

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Only 22....
...yet already has that wrecked, far away look in her eyes that means she'll end wrinkled like a tramp's leathery scrotum, toothless, face down in a puddle of someone else's sick within the next 5 years.

At least she's enjoying herself.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post HA HA!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a bucket of what she's drinking please.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
smokin' tokin' - yeah that PCP da bomb bro
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post oh Florida, we do manage to attract the lovliest of people
this week she's in the New Times, next week she will most likely be found here...
interactive.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/mugshots/
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.pic-upload.de/view-15596367/tattooed-asshole.jpg.html i have a close up
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got one of a sarlacc
my dangleberries often look like Harrison Ford trying to save Billy Dee Williams.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That deserved more laughs
Arf!
 (Leemondus, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the famous "Disappearing Fox" tattoo.
(May be a lie.)
 (minimalist ..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Kangaroo escapes with help of fox and boar.
Hop hop Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:18, Reply)
This is a link post oi!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant film!
Click!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Saves for later =)

(Sherbs, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This was a great film thanks for sharing

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Top film :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
not seen in years thanks
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Damon Albarn?
*edit * Tim Roth
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't seen that before..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSrzUlstm_E
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Another good find.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised how few views...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That was excellent
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post Cat Demonstrates Cool
and falls through ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory slo-mo replay.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post the cats like "nothng... nothing..."

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I Meant To Do That.....

(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post it was obviously watching for masturbators

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post another fine example of the righting reflex...

(swank, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

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