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This is a link post P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day
I believe this is traditional.
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This is a normal post 10 hours 48 minutes later than usual!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know if it's just a rumour but I heard they were proper baked making these.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, you've got to fry a pancake.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Were they not 'fried'

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post for shame, this version misses the gag off the end
here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_aHCpZl4k
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoops
Well I tried editing it, but apparently that's out of the question now.
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This is a normal post So it is
Can I be bothered
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post Quintessential The Onion
Lovely stuff.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with half a bottle of gin?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a whole bottle of gin

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Half a bottle is the cure for cheerfulness
A whole bottle is the cure for pregnancy.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
*may require additional coat hanger.
 (sithemong, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sage advice

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post sage is no good
you want some pennyroyal
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool beans

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs to be deliverable by dart gun.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been sticking this in the water where I work for years

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me to utter a squealing noise for that

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Reverend Alicia
"features colourful video effects and a wide variety of seated dance moves"
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post is her hair green?

(sithemong, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i like song

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears that natural selection has failed.
But now at least I have the spirit.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry for contributing to the threadrush, but we bring you this important public service announcement
Britain is usually unprepared for road clearing after the slightest snowfall; in Kazakhstan they've invested in the technology and equipment to clear roads properly.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha you mean they bought one of our old knackered ones? :)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pick up the snow here....
....and put it there...
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It has to go somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Up
Gary Glitter's bum?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Fanmade vid of time travel from the perspective of the TARDIS.
*crosses legs to conceal arousal*
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh that's rather lully
[geek pedant mode]Also they've correctly identified that the Tardis shouldn't physically move, that its everything else around it that moves...well until it lands in the forest at the end, which rather spoils it [/geek pedant mode]
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The Tardis can also fly conventionally, though....
That's been established since the early days.

Tomb of the Cybermen, I think. Someone remarks "I saw it come down".

cough
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness though it rarely does fly and when it does it's an absolute cunt to steer.
Which is why the Doctor spent so much time walking through gravel pits, industrial chemical plants, second hand props from amateur dramatics etc to get where he actually wanted to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's the reason for those things.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post if a time machine travels through time from your front room now to your front room tomorrow
then it also has to travel through space the distance and direction that your front room travels over the course of a day to appear to arrive in the same place.

cos your front room is going round the earth and the earth is going round the sun and the sun is whizzing through space all the time too.

any functioning time machine that arrives where it left must also be a space machine.

it must be true cos my wee brother is a physics teacher and he told me that last night.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post So Doc Brown was talking out of his fucking bumhole?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Movement relative to what fixed point?
This is where it gets complicated.

I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tardis. Puh.
One photon torpedo ought to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post But the TARDIS is INDESTRUCTIBLE.
Except that time it blew up.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Hundred Waters - Innocent
Not my usual cuppa music-wise, but a lovely bit of story-telling.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 6:56, Reply)
This is a link post Europe still trying to drive out the Chews.
It's what all the hip, educated people are doing.


 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm,
as disgusting as that is, if that's all he got, or the worst he got, just 1:30 seconds, out of ten hours, maybe he should try being a slightly attractive female, rather than a fat, vaguely camp looking chap, walking around rough neighbourhoods, where he is so obviously a fish out of water. I'm not Jewish, but I lived in Paris for two years. I suffered much worse verbal abuse than that, several times based on my white skin colour, and was pushed around on two occasions, albeit not physically harmed. Paris can be a very nasty place for pretty much anyone, especially outside the peripherique.

This is a much better overview of anti semitism in France blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100281615/left-wing-anti-semitism-is-anything-but-a-new-phenomenon/
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post But don't you at least like the drawing?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah my mate got badly stabbed by some arabic types
For stopping a lady being raped. Paris is a shithole.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur
That's why I left.
That being said, I've been pushed around/punched in London too.

Maybe people just don't like me.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Seemed to be the North african immigrants causing bother with the Red Sea pedestrian.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 5:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see he went into the whole "experiment" with an open mind
Posting the video on YouTube, he wrote: 'Welcome to Paris 2015, where soldiers are walking every street that houses a Jewish institution, and where keffiyeh-wearing men and veiled women speak Arabic on every street corner.'

…

At times it was like walking in downtown Ramallah. Most women were wearing a veil or a hijab, most men appeared to be Muslim, and Arabic was prevalent everywhere. We decided ahead of time that I was to walk through these areas quietly, without stopping anywhere, without speaking to anyone, without so much as looking sideways. My heart was pounding and negative thoughts were running through my head. I would be lying if I said I was not afraid.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not a fan of jus
but if i had to pick one, it would be raspberry
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post do you have a link to the story but in a newspaper that isn't
historically anti-semetic?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This was posted up there, although I don't understand your reasoning. Do you believe a less anti-semitic, as you claim, paper would show more anti-semitism, or less?
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100281615/left-wing-anti-semitism-is-anything-but-a-new-phenomenon/
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post FRACKING. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT
The debate ends here
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously it raises serious environmental concerns, that ought not to be overlooked,
but anything that
a) keeps the price of oil down in a global economy hugely dependent on oil for transportation of food and manufacture of plastic etc
and
b) reduces the income of extremists' funding
is not all bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Also it fucks over Russia
And that has to be good eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post In Russia
Everything is fucked, has been fucked and will be fucked.
The price of energy just fucks up the fucking fuck rate.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post So, only bad people smoke?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post May not be the case on average.
But as a smoker I certainly skew the data somewhat.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post An intriguing technology
I liked the horror videos a while ago of people's houses blowing up and flames emerging when people innocently turned their taps on on Youtube, they were vaguely believable, if you were a cretin
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did they both laugh at the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'd have cut that bit out.
Otherwise I love it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jams posted this at end of Nov. www.b3ta.com/links/1251638 same exact link, even same description. is there something up with the GCimulator or am i just being passive aggressive again?
or both
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a link post When safety cars attack.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Indy car "racing" is gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He outran Belloc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjP808RXNSM
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:34, Reply)
This is a link post Floof lolz!
It's Buzzfeed but shutupthatswhy.

If you don't laugh at least six times we will never be friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't even raise a smile

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It raised something in your track pants

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing I wasn't wearing them

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9_3rNQIYAAodeN.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you cold-hearted beast
not even the lizards in their Polly Pocket threads??
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Spider tea party!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 5:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bit o' Bonnet. "Night ~Games". It's a shit business...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I never really understood Mike from The Young Ones
What was he supposed to be?
Was he supposed to be Graham Bonnet?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He was the shit one.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
isn't he the bloke who secretly blames all his misery on being short so over compensates with "confidence" and is suchly a twat bag.
 (sithemong, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've often wondered if Les McQueen of Crème Brûlée was based on Mr. Bonnet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfionMmCGoU
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Little game

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You gayer.
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You soppy bugger


p.s. I love you too :-)
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As others have already said
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Seriously, it was quite clever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post mine definately said
I bum you
 (sithemong, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely. 2 days late though!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Get bent'
Nicely done. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Good one
 (Sherbs, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post dawww

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post get fucked
needs more levels.

cunt
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Mon 16 Feb 2015, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post \0/

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Dabiq, the official ISIS magazine (just incase you want to hear if from the horses mouth).
Link contains descriptions and pdf copies of the magazine, the magazine its self may contain NSFW content.

Further information:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dabiq_%28magazine%29
 (chompedhomas, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
If I open that I'm going to end up on an MI5 hit list aren't I?
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This is a normal post You might find this usefull
www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/gchq-illegally-spy-your-emails-5173319


of course, if you do register to find out, GCHQ might wonder why.
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked!
I'll let you know if hurly whirlys start circling my house
 (sithemong, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, "incase", like that's one word, like a stupid person would type, I get it, good one, hahahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The text often reads like it could have been copy/pasted from YouTube/LiveLeak etc etc.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:00, Reply)
This is a link post Poker Bluff
By... Miss Finland!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I would bluff her poker.
No wait, poker her bluff. That's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I would trip her aces

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post After seeing my Full House and Flush
she would be putty in my hands to see my flop :(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is poker such compelling TV?
I don't know who came up with the idea of putting it on telly, but well done them.
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This is a normal post It's weird isn't it.
Its explosion in popularity in the last ten years or so I'm sure is almost entirely down to tv exposure, more than Internet poker alone anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit like snooker but with cards

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post compels me to change channel sho'nuff

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the glee of knowing that the smug bastard with a full house is about to lose the shirt of his back to the guy with the four kings

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't like the rule saying she has to show the cards if he folds.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
It must just be a rule for that competition... you have to be able to decide when to show cards if someone else folds. It really helps with the psyche war.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she also played some 'Bluff' card thing,
which ment he had to go in the cage if she was bluffing and he folded. Also televised poker allows viewers to see all the cards which kind of spoils the game in my opinion.
 (emptyspace, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post fearless and incredibly stupid
she wont go far in Poker if she keeps playing like a loon

the other, more experienced players, were super confused at such non standard game play.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She played the person, not the hand, or something like that
She could tell he was a wimp
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's difficult to play idiots

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post Hackers steal £650 million in world's biggest bank raid
Always wear gloves when committing 'Cyber Crime'
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Keen on the Labour Party are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....
this isn't the labour supporters facebook page??
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you ever say that?
*whistles*
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The way society is going
I wouldn't be surprised if the election was decided by asking Katie Price who she thinks should be boss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Be fair mate...
Those guys host Britain's Got Talent so they know what they're talking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd be asking Katie Prices implants

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If they were to ask something incapable of a cogent reply,
they'd be better off asking Harvey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Ed!
Go Ed!
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This is a normal post Actually you don't need the TV or glasses...
you can just cross your eyes (like with an old stereogram 'magic eye' picture) until the two images overlap and then just focus on in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yeah, thanks. The wind changed. Now I look like Marty Feldman.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you could also try doing the two white lines trick, i did
and now my nose wont stop bleedding and theres tipex lines on my monitor
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't do that to that degree.
I go a bit Total Recall if I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post Killing a washing machine.
36k views, but GC says no.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *note to self*
get wifes vibrator fixed.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The moment when the drum broke loose
..and started to make off across the grass towards parked cars was particularly good.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure it is gc
But it's still fun
 (emptyspace, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That was one of the better ones
I always enjoy them, but am also always a bit scared it is going to lob the thing out at some point.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where it looks like Weatley going berserk

(Sherbs, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
What brand is that? It's monster tough.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post New Jamiroquai single? Best thing they've done for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a similar one by a b3tan
that they made into a fake BBC One ident
 (80s child, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Throw a kitten in with it

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE WHIRLPOOL ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 4:02, Reply)
This is a link post "Shoggoth, Shoggoth, Shoggoth" and other Lovecraftian rockin' hits.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely wicked!
I'm currently working my way through the complete collected works that someone awesome linked here a few months ago. This will definitely add a new dimension to that experience.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post try aiming it past the roof next time

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Essex LOLZ

(sithemong, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *belm

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of the time I let off half a dozen air bombs in quick succession
but being a little tipsy, and it being dark, I hadn't realised I was under an apple tree. The bombs hit the branches and bounced back down. My ears were ringing for days after. Could have been worse I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah could have been worse, you might been standing under a walnut tree
can you imagine a rocket going off in your nuts?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What I really wanted to see was the wooden flooring inside the house of the bloke filming.
Lucky me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You should do a vlog about it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no need
A text reply was the correct media for this comment IMHO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post But if you done a vlog
you could complain about other things, like women and red wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you have me confused with a chubby DVD reviewer who no longer posts on b3ta due to haters.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not under his original account, no.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you suspect he still posts?
Who do you believe he is?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ................

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's an unusually coy attempt at identifying someone's former handle.
Why so shy about jumping to a conclusion?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're just upset because you got caught out.
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:40, Reply)

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