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This is a link post Arseboy (3m27s).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The actual fuck?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that Take That went to a three piece, but I never expected this.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC3 this now

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I smell drama student.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Left the cellar door open again?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Vic and Bob

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post AND Les from Big Night Out
Playing "Arse Boy". There's nothing new under the sun, is there?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Boy is shit at playing chicken...
only a bruised ankle apparently
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking knob!

I bet if he was killed his parents would have been lynching the driver for dangerous driving etc.

Deserved more injury, that's for sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
In fairness, recreational opportunities are few and far between in Staffordshire
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Driver should have gotten out the cab
and kicked ten shades of shite out of the little twatbadger.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Do or do not. There is no "try".

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is he trying to out run the truck?
What a pleb. Feel sorry for the driver. If that was me I would have got out the cab and give them some real justice.
 (Fluffster, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Time to get Dave Prowse back into his skintights, give him a stick and let him beat the Green Cross Code into these pillocks

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or his Dalek-thing sidekick could shoot them with death rays

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The guys a fucking spaz.
But interestingly a HGV driver mate of mine has noted that the truck driver is actually speeding in this video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ! 87 kmh
54 miles per hour. Naughty naughty!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you tell what the limit is on that stretch of road? I assumed it was 60mph.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Single carriageway innit.
www.gov.uk/speed-limits

60 for a car, HGVs less so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha, ta

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a truck its a van
So car limits apply
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What makes you think it's a van?
The uploader who seems to be very informed calls it a "40-tonne truck" also unless it's on monster truck wheels that ride heights too high for a van.

And if it is 40 tonnes then he's way over the 40mph limit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
I was just going on what I was watching, had jumped to some poor conclusions and had not done my research properly. I should really go and post in the Daily Mail comments section.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post No way is that a 40 tonner - the window is far to low
It's a Transit at best.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you using as a reference for the size?
Because seeing it against the kid and passing cars / vans it's much higher.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You are correct - seeing it against the cars right at the start.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post So he films himself speeding, hitting a pedestrian and hands it to the police?
I bet him gives them the names of all the prostitutes he's murdered too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly
he doesn't get their names
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a lazy and pathetic stereotype to say that all lorry drivers are murderers.
some of them are just rapists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he feels like a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey - it's painful to watch him start running down the road as opposed to across the road when he realises it's not looking good for him.
In other news, I passed my driving test on Tuesday so have these kinds of capers to look forward to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
remember, you are statistically most likely to be involved in a serious or fatal collision right now, due to your driving n00bness
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I do remember saying that you were having trouble getting any clunge
dogging on your Raleigh Budgie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post US vice president is just plain weird.
Canoodles with new Secretary of Defense's wife while hubby gives heartfelt speech.

Edit: He's apparently a serial creeper. https://twitter.com/TheBrandonMorse/status/567733448790388737/photo/1
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post they're getting the news right from reddit
i.imgur.com/e5wOlms.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Do NOT drop the soap around this man!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...oops!
oh my.... too late...
.... oh Joe, no.... please..
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like Tabs in a slurry!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The bloke in bottom left knows what's going on.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post he has his hand on Joe's thigh.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post About to open up a can of whoop ass and then noticed the Secret Service.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Geez. he does like puting his nose on things.
"nose"
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post still better than Sarah Palin

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post So nyaah, nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaahh

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If only her face had had a gun too
5
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If only her boob had a gun
...oh
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Here's what I see daily, nee', hourly: 45-to-65-year-olds repeating verbatim
what they hear on Fox News (or AM radio or facebook or what-have-you). It's
a glazed-over look in their eyes, like they've joined some damn Thulsa Doom cult,
and in every kind of interaction. If you say "Bread is good and tastey, and peanut
butter is made from peanuts" they respond with "Obama-benghazi-my GUNS-my Jesus-
bootstraps- I worked harder than anyone since Alexander the Great, even though I'm
a retired lunch lady/security guard"."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing random about your post at all.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a copypaste from comments below the article.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post omg lol ur like so random lol

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing random about that comment at all.
Did they not read the article? Children! Children!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read the reply containing the comparison of a bra holster to a "neck knife"
Either way i bet it makes motorboating a dangerous proposition.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post she should have had a gun for both of her breasts

(Roxon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post if only she a double mastectomy, then she wouldnt have needed the bra

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 5:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now, you could take an eye out with those things

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny coz they're true........

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Take your Dog skydiving.
Looks like he enjoys it.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do I get the impression that is not the first time that guy has sat like that with his dog between his legs?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post you watched the video

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly, I came across it accidentally.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post accidentally
jizzed all over it.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Heston Blumenthal's airated dog dish takes off.
 (sithemong, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post 25 years of photoshop fakes.
Yes it's GQ but some of them are interesting. I think they have made a mistake with one of them because I know it's real.
 (hamchicken&peas, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Watch the trailer (can't find the name), then scroll down the comments.
Koreans havin' fun fun fun, until daddy takes the Kia away.

(Sorry about Facebook link, but I could not find it on something respectable like Youtube.
To our American friends; I'm being sarcastic.)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called Parasyte
AKA Kiseiju, a Japanese film based on a manga, which has also recently been made into an anime series.

Trailer on YT
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvikSAa7JBw
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post “We missed the truck!” — Classic Pixar

(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgGE81joB8
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This one makes me laugh.
...every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JQYPioVo4
 (mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If I click like, will I be on a no fly list?
Oops, finger slipped, so unfortunate.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OH
good heavens :D
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Marriage proposal, Millenial style

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 4
4
4
4
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, whatcha laughing at?
RIS
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post press play, once it's loaded press 4
repeat
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooo whoaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 4 7

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
He's hoping to see that face again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Too much to ask for a jizzy CDC?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats to danny jock
He's lost some weight too
 (sithemong, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post would be made better with a huge cartoon cdc instead of a ring

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Is this for real?"

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No
You are high and imagining this.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post True. No one would think you were huge, skippy.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I got engaged at the weekend. whoop me.
Unfortunately now I have to organise and pay for a fucking wedding
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Zapoi has a lot to answer for.
Congrats.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ha. Cheers

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard of "white weddings" "destination weddings", etc., but yours sounds like something even gran would like.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats, let her plan everything. You'll only get it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
also, congrats
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post My wedding magically arranged itself.
Nor organisation required beyond picking a menu and vetoing some of the more egregious suggestions for chair covers. For some reason mentioning this to my wife makes her angry.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Don't imagine you'll have any say in the matter whatsoever. She's been planning this in her head for far longer than you realise. Its now just a case of putting that plan into action.

The down side of this is that I ended up doing everything when it came to buying a flat. Still, I know which one I'd rather have done.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations.
Be prepared for lots of this sort of thing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimiDBAK2wA
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaargh, how much time am I going to waste rewatching these now?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done you.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post Boston mayor begs people to stop jumping out of windows
Because it's silly and they might hurt themselves.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not the boss of me!
SNOWMAGEDDON
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11420088/Snowmageddon-17-amazing-photos-of-record-breaking-US-snow.html
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Jam
youtu.be/dEacGiMO3K0
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post People don't lead those lives today.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post 50 Shades Of Shame
Man caught going to see 50 Shades Of Grey
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Ace!
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaaa

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post huehuehue

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Turns out he was a bit of a dark horse

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha althoguh it just shows he has a modicum of self respect
unlike the jumbo popcorn carrying women flocking to see the erotic beat 'em up
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But she does have a diet coke/pepsi/fizzy shit water so thats ok then ,isnt it?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yuk yuk yuk
Prolly worried his misses will see him and make him kiss her.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post he cant of been there for the film - you can get much better porn for free
I therefore conclude he gets off on being the only man in a cinema full of screeching/flustered/tittering* women

*delete as applicable
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post damn you spotted me

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that would be measles.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha
Maybe he reckoned he'd have a better chance of picking up women, if they were 'warmed up' first.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's another lone man, this time one who has read the books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUoKmicmOKg
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahhaha
Fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post nice to see a company that isnt full of shit and constipated
saw one of these today trundling along the A1
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post be doo ba do bap bop bee doodabee
ba babadooskidle da dee.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They just dropped off a load.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Always on time

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The enema of my enema is my friend

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post my missus was reading the urban dictionary the other day
and was saddened to read "trundling" has been given another meaning
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it still possible to use a trundle wheel?
The new urban definition doesn't seem to rule it out.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post Fifty Shades Of Great White I made this!
Because women love sharks, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Helana bonham carter prefers tuna
Bonking Deep Sea Mackerel
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderfully bonkers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Spoiler? A Big Secret Reportedly Leaks Online
Posted 15 min ago


 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post not a secret anymore
thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel so low

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have shot first.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't this mean they'll have to resurrect Ford's career in order to kill it off?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He could come back as a wise cracking, smooth talking ghost
All this may of course be bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post MakingStarWars attribute the leak
to a "most trusted source and friend" so it must be true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A "most trusted source and friend" ?
So he had to gobble to get some babble.

Nerds these days...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I was pretty much guessing this anyhow
probably for the best
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that the Harry Potter film scene where they kill Dumbledore?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post no, that's the next gen
you're all confused again mate
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post next gen? I'm still on PS2

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I still play Mario on that now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he falls over and breaks his hip.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Click for the accompanying image alone.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post Krispy Kreme in Hull launch their new club.
But someone didn't think through the possible ramifications of the "Krispy Kreme Klub's" abbreviated name.

Or did they? Are we living in times where companies will do these things on purpose because they know that the chattering social media twats (hi there) are going to spread it around the place for free? I wonder...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There's definitely something glazed about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You've spotted a hole in their story?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post there are sprinkles of truth to it
though I doughn't know what they are
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post American bilge

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one the other day, nearly killed me with an unpleasant sugar rush.
Diabetes lols....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit obvious isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post does any one actualy pay for theses artery clogging pieces of shit?
i was given one a few monthes back and thought it was no differant to any other dognut, so why are peopels spending a wodge of dosh on run of the mill over priced dognuts?

is it simply the fact that it is an American brand that does it or am i being to simplistic in my approach to this?
as far as i can see the supermarkets are doing the same with there imported American food stuffs that are massivly over priced .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not a patch on jam or apple (nyam) doughnuts from my local bakery.
It's amazing that this country claims to be in recession and yet shops selling sandwiches and doughnuts can operate from massive 'restaurants'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post must be corporate trolling

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this connected to their Chelsea sponsorship deal?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Yes, it's Racist Wednesdays!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post thank god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDg07hd0BhQ
Should we all be racist now?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Samplestitch
Making beats ain't easy. This site slices up classic samples and maps the slices to your keyboard. See if you can recreate J Dilla's moves.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more breakfast foodstuffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No bubble or fried slice.
And for that reason, I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Poached eggs on black pudding with toast on the side please.
And a cuppa when you're ready.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
samplestitch.com/?song=4436&sample=kanye
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post ITV have bought Ninja Warrior
what's the betting it'll be a crap sparkly gladiators type thing with sob stories, and not the magnificent low-cost mentalness of the original
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it will be sanitised as fuck for health and safety
unless..unless they film it in Argentina

and I had this idea ANYWAY ages ago

Lelo from Fifth Element won it a few years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDZ0BZKzTj8
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That sumo wrestler falling in the water is brilliant
I could watch that all day.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post as long as they don't remake Takeshi's Castle

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that was bad
but it was made even worse with craig charles asinine and woundingly unfunny commentary
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they going to bring back Stuart Hall then?

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He made ninja warrior for me
... Just looked him up and found he's a pedo too ffs.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Makoto Nagano must be about 75 now
I bet he'd still win it
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Afroman - Because I Got Mad. (Contains scenes of walloping).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post bet he wont get invited to KKK wednsday at the dognut place in hull

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He was arrested for that
"According to TMZ, police at the venue then hauled the musician, whose real name is Joseph Edgar Foreman, from the platform, arrested him and charged him with assault"
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He will probably get some expensive lawyer to claim that he thought he was being attacked and feared for his own saftey
etc etc....... and get off with the charge
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post natch

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Given his bail was a whopping $330,
I don't think he's in a lot of trouble. The potential civil case will be more of a worry for him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It seemed like an almost psychotic overreaction, however irritating the bint was being
He's basically floored her with a one punch, wearing an electric guitar/
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If someone I didn't know came up to me and started touching my bum
I would knock them the fuck out too.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post like this guy who touches Noel Gallagher's arse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaptgq6JXA
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post When I read his PR guy's excuse I decided to detest this guy
She was "infringing" on his space and his reaction was "uncharacteristic" initiated by "outside uncontrollable forces."

Bloody hell, grow up and take a little responsibility. Fans are your lifeblood and if his last hit was in 2001, I would say he needs all the fans he can get.

I know it's always someone else's fault, but damn, life just ain't that screwed up.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post His last hit was a lot more recent than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post One hit wonder

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I enjoyed that
Here is robbie williams being pushed off a stage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP_CChNEBvw
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post WINNER!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Williams may be a massive twat
but he handled that with style. Credit to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post OI! Naaaaaaaaoooooowww.
hahaha
 (UTB, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahah - proper officelols there.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post JOHN FUCKING TERRY
or was it frank lampard?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not cool at all,
but what did she expect? Gratitude?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post People get on stage all the time at live gigs.
If he didn't like it he could have moved away or tipped security. That wasn't just a shove.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have shot her in the face with a fully automatic assault rifle loaded with hollow point rounds.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hollow points are the responsible choice in a crowd setting.
But unless he is in Paris, I doubt he can legally possess a fully automatic rifle.

As an aside, it is funny when people call them "assault" rifles, as if they had inherent power to act.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps decapitating the offending fan with a RPG would have been a more punitive response :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
From the looks of it, he's a man that really knows how to hit a woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's not funny or strange.
It's to differentiate them from simple hunting rifles. Which is funny cos a rifle can't hunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Or to differentiate them from befriend rifles
They're much nicer than the average Convenient Handheld Death Machine.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's because he was high

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
was wasn't
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that guy needs to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hey now
It's you that needs to calm down - not all black people play guitar
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He shoulda got high instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a twat, behaves like a twat and manages to twat a twat.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The YouTube comment wankers are
torn between racism and misogyny.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a MRA's wet dream
cum true
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a chance he was focused on his guitaring and thought it was some nutjob attacking him
but you'd think he'd stop what he was doing as soon as he saw a woman fall to the floor
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post are you sure that he was playing?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the show must go on
but at what cost?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not helping dispel the belief that skunk can lead to psychosis is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he play a Fend-her?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that twice
because of the amusungly poor guitar riff it created.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha.
Doubtless the highlight of the show.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is a link post This made me sweat from laughing.
I think it was the minion voice that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post worth it for the end shot

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks for later

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
She's lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
laugh masturbat

Ace vid though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post properly funny
(nearly broke a rib laughtering)
Click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny?
Come on fucking hell
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Mr Meldrew?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't you got kids on your lawn to throw broken bricks at?
"WHAT Miss Meldrew? Can't you SEEE I'm busy getting hippies off the LAWN?
Our kids? And our grand children?
For TEA?
Frankly I can't see anything without my glasses.
Shame about their car"...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that this contains a lady in her knickers greasing herself up with butter and you dont need to mark it NSFW speaks volumes.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really NSFW? I'll mark it if it needs to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be but shes strangely unattractive even though shes in her pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think that was a low fat spread she used?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *squints hard*
I don't see anything abnormal.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post high res version doesn't seem to have the high pitched voice...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc8jvzVP51E
 (I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I laughed out loud. And chuckled.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:47, Reply)

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