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This is a link post one for the superhero film haters
I don't get the hate, you don't have to go see them, and its not like they're stopping your preferred romcoms from getting made ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think anyone is calling for them to be banned
But calling dull childish shit dull childish shit is fair comment.
 (Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post At least the people making super hero films
aren't under the mistaken impression they're doing something important.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate super hero films
I hate super hero comics too, and super hero anything, because it is such a childishly shit idea pretending to be a grown up one, and endlessly repeated. You don't have to go and see them, but that doesn't stop them being everywhere, constantly reminding you that you live in a world full of idiots.

To my mind this is the best "super hero" film ever made:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1iHe42UCCo
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell monty.
Grumpy monday was yesterday.
We can't all be "Eastenders live" fans, you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't need super-hero films to be reminded the world is full of idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
Just visit /talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I dare not.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post this
50 shades of grey, countless Adam Sandler comedies etc all take up as much ad space on buses etc
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
Whilst "you don't have to go and see them", Hollywood seems to want to make very little else. Most times I've fancied going to the cinema in the last year, there's been nothing on to tempt me.

I did fancy that Birdman thing, but a really pretentious guy from the office said it was the best film he's seen in ages, so I decided it's probably wank.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Birdman was the worst thing I've seen in ages. A massive disappointment as I was really looking forward to seeing it.
There were a couple of good(ish) moments but not enough to redeem it and make me stop begrudging its very existence by the time I was halfway through.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspected
that might be the case.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was fantastic, like an exceptionally well executed stage play
terrific performances from all cast members, thoroughly recommended.
But if you don't like actory stuff and want muscle men shooting bad guys it's not for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I really didn't get it to be well executed though.
I understand the stage comparison as there is the very defined sense of space it's all taking place in and has a ring of Mamet or Dogville to it in that way. I just don't think it was pulled off in a way that felt satisfying to view.

Did anyone else really struggle to hear the early dialogue too? Maybe that was the fault of the cinema I viewed it in and not the film itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.
In spades.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post there's no super heroes in it then?
*crosses off 'to watch' list*
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a memory of one
Michael Keaton plays an ageing actor trying to make a credible stage show in the face of being best known for comic book movie "Birdman" 30 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that's enough for me!
as long as there's some kind of superhero or superhero reference i'm happy!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post plus he runs around Times Square in his pants
so it's pretty much an exact remake of Superman
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They seem like a very easy way to make a film these days
lots of flashy graphics, jaw dropping action, and virtually nothing in the way of a script or actual story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the point of them though isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it is
Mindless mayhem! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care much for super hero films, but some classic comics
were pretty awe inspiring for me. Of course, I was probably 6 or 8 at the time, but those like Batman - Venom or Spider-Man - Kraven's Last Hunt are decent.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But they *are* getting stuff made, aren't they?
Why would a studio bother taking a risk with an unknown new film, when they can endlessly "reboot" the same tedious bilge that they know will get a certain revenue upon release?

[edit] ^"stopping": Fucking google keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post are they though?
Do you think Under the skin or Grand Budapest Hotel were threatened by Ninja Turtles?
Cinema releases are the same as the charts, if you're under 20 you probably enjoy most of it, the older you get the more you have to look to other channels for what you want. Luckily we have DVD, VOD, art house cinemas etc
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a terrible argument: Both of those film got made on the reputation of the directors.
If they were starting out today, they wouldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, I thought the argument was superhero films are stopping other films from getting made
Ok, The Babadook, that was the Australian directors first full length film, how did superheroes affect that?

I think blockbusters (be they comics, cars that turn in to robots, doomed cruise liners, blue aliens etc) are a separate aspect of films, like XFactor isn't ALL tv. Wanting more multiplexes to show obscure films is like wanting a new Chris Morris show to be on ITV at 6.30 on a Saturday night.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't hate them, but I often think the sequels to "origin" films are a bit rubbish / of limited interest (liked the first Iron Man film, but not the sequels)
I thought I would like the (first) Avengers film (saw it last Xmas on TV) because it had good reviews, but I was bored at the end because there was no suspense / jeopardy (or whatever it is that tricks you in to thinking that Doc might not put that plug back in time at the end of BTTF, even though you've seen the film dozens of times)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like they can't see the wood for the trees.
Most modern major films are shit for the same reason - they are aimed at teenage boys and become generic as few people are rilling to gamble on something new. Super hero ones are in fashion, so you get loads.

There are intelligent super hero comics, but they don't tend to get turned into films in favour of the generic fluff that has been proven to work. Unlikely they'd make Red Son, for example. Or even a fun Bizarro one.

Comics are better, anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw that Guardians of the Galaxy the other day
Easily the most tedious, predictable, self-reverential bilge I've seen since Avengers Assemble.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Thatly^
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 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like them because I take them for what they are.
Enjoyable and entertaining. I wouldn't go and see one if I wanted to be moved, the same as I wouldn't go and see Schindler's List if I wanted a wank.


Well... Sort of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Jack Black, the bastion of great cinema...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post Birds cooked mid-flight by solar farm
'biologists working on the site began noticing what have become known as "streamers", trails of smoke and water vapor caused by birds entering the field of concentrated solar energy (a.k.a. "solar flux") and igniting.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That article is crying out for an accompanying video...

(sithemong, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC3dTNlC1Zg
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post as opposed to floaters?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this was going to happen when I first read about the solar arrays
Mainly because it's bloody obvious! I love the way an "avian safety issue" is later described as "turning white hot and vapourising".
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post New House of Cards trailer
(sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sesame Street is fucking strange.
A programme which is basing stuff around programmes no kid will probably know about and films that are rated 15 and higher, i saw a Birdman spoof the other day featuring Big Bird, what the fluck?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't that strange, if you consider the adults involved.
First, it's probably much more fun to make a spoof of some gritty show, than churning out some more saccharine kids crap. Also, it's an easier idea to come up with... "Why don't we Sesame Street-ize X this week?" where X can be literally anything.

Also, consider the parents. If they're watching a bit of telly with their kids, they're much more likely to enjoy something like this. For parents who care, and limit their kids TV watching, this is the kind of thing that puts a show on the allowed-viewing list.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post see also Horrible Histories
most of the sketches are spoofing adult orientated things like Wife Swap and compo claim adverts
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "He said that Barrett used to chase boys around and tickle them. He was also a “brutal” caner and wore a red tie."
Milliband wears a red tie. Coincidence?

I THINK NOT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what a disgusting erection

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The chap who was sacked from my school
for cornering young girls in stationery cupboards, still used to some back in for Awards Evenings and school exchange week, because he was mates with the headteacher from the other school.

Different times.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Stationary cupboards are fine
Getting cornered in a moving cupboard concerns me

I'll get my coat
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Watch out boys, it’s a red tie day.”

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "It was good while it lasted"
www.urgentgenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo1.png
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a link post Build your own internet of things kit
Looks pretty swanky and the sensor kit is neat. Shame it's not wireless though. Still the raspberry pi 2 might be a better option.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Doggehs....lully
This ad just won 'Best Commercial' in The Netherlands.
It's incredible or 'inredibley' in forrin
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Defo click

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Powerful stuff

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Leonard Nimoy is poorly.
Taken to hospital with chest pains.

If God takes away Mr Spock, I'm going to be awful miffed.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Serious lung disease" too :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post How will they make more Star Wars?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll just regenerate

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be recovering?
"Reminds fans: life is a garden."

uk.eonline.com/news/628890/leonard-nimoy-seems-to-be-ok-after-reported-hospitalization-for-chest-pains-reminds-fans-life-is-a-garden
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It contains a patchy lawn, a potting shed and a small water feature?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post or in the case of my neighbours
Dog poo, cigarette ends and a picnic table that they stole from a pub beer garden and carried home
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Classy

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like they're missing the regulation Argos trampoline.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My lawn is NOT patchy
... It's just been top-dressed. MATRON.
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the Wikipedia vultures who rush to update biog pages
a nanosecond after the person's death are logged in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post Feed babies peanut products to reverse rise in allergy, say scientists
So we are born okay and develop symptoms?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdAI8ngAS5Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked him when he used to go on about 'Mi Julie'

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post as long as you haven't misheard 'peanuts'

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And let them play with dirty animals and mud and stuff
so they don't get alergic to everything.

No scientific basis for this but everyone I know with alergies was closeted up as kids and all healthy ones were allowed to eat dog shit
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I still do and I'm fit as a fiddle.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ....but don't get many girls to kiss with that breath.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of Germans though
#stereotype
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post mc dave sikk wid da djay sly NSFW
GC from three years ago, but I'm unrepentant. Yeah yeah Monty Don. Gonna cut you like cheese.

[nsfw: a bit sweary]
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Dj Rich?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post How are the rest of Goldie Looking Chain doing?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In his own mind he is a God.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post he does have the face of Buddha

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I made it to 0:35. How much can YOU stand?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i watched it all then some more
'fuck christmas' is good! :D "i'm 29 29 mumble mumble and i'm nearly a man. fucka fucka fucka fuck christmas" OH MY WORD i'm just listening to 'i need some pussy' "sat here waiting patiently-ee-ee... for a long time... sat here waiting patiently, waiting patiently-ee for some pussy" that is the best song i've heard ever i think.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha the website is excellent

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post Giddy up pah ooooh pah pah ooooh pah pah moow mooow
Interesting tidbit: The bass singer in this quartet was backup singer for Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Titbit

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:07, Reply)
This is a normal post titwank
As usual gunmetal posts a shit link with shit merkin music on it.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always thought of "titbit" as the correct version..
.. and that merkins changed it to be less offensive. Seems I was wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Dizzee Rascals' new video won't be troubling MTV any time soon NSFW
Very horrible but very well done.
(Tivert, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he'd played that character on the
video he did with James Corden.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno what you are talking about
Got prime time written all over it!


Really good though, click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post shame the song is shit

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are the victims all white people?

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Doubt he'll ever better BIDC
But this is pretty decent, Pagans is good too.
 (loveless, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, no music videos have troubles MTV for the last few years.

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "Money an' The Isle of Wight"?
I suppose everyone has their own personal dream.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Good vid, I like the sound of it too.
The faux Slim Shadyesque serial killer posturing loses some of the impact after the Paxman interview.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well it's been a while
that grime was associated with knives, so good on Dizzie for bringing stabby back
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant video
Brilliant song
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a link post Chuck Norris is still badder than you.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post he's also more of a tin foil hat wearing religious nutjob than most people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75IqjrbjydM
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Over here, the press is making a big deal about asking all the republicans if they know FOR CERTAIN that Obama is a Christian.
If you don't bear testimony to his Christianity, you are mocked. Spastics.


 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you silly
cunts were still spacking out about whether he loves America or not. He certainly humoured a lot of churches in Chicago when he needed backing in the early days. Who gives a streak of cat piss? He's been an ineffectual president because he's been divisive. His fans will tell you that the division is because of his skin colour. Bollocks. Just listen to his lame and stilted public speaking. He seemed to have the gift of the gab before he became potus, but I can smoke a cigarette during his interminable pauses now, like twenty or more if he speaks for more than five minutes. It's like he doesn't even know what he thinks he wants to say. Vote Troll.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's really weird because one minute religion shouldn't matter, then the next it is of utmost import.
The press tried to get a juicy soundbite from some politician and asked him if he believed O was Christian (again, who cares). He replied, "I don't know" and they said that he had spoken about being one and had put it in his book. The guy was like, you already know and you're asking me? Who cares.

But, now that's being run out by the whining classes as someone being mean to the president. Spastics.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair comment, I guess
I'm just so bored of him and his non achievement. "Oh but he's been hampered by the Senate" they whine. Like he's the first ever president to face a hostile senate. His record on Guantanamo and drones is frankly disgusting, and everybody loves him except when the whole NSA/Snowden/Internet freedom shit comes up. I'll cut him some slack when it comes to his failed healthcare reforms, but the rest of those things I mention, unmitigated failure. Oh, I nearly forgot, "I could've been Trayvon" really? No, you couldn't have been, even if you did allude to sticking coke up your nose once or twice at college, you were no fucking Trayvon Martin. And given your former relaxed attitude to drugs, why are you happy to continue to make people felons, actual fucking felons, for possession of less than half a gram of coke? I'll tell you why. Because you're a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post At the very moment he was being inaugurated (the first time)
a cabal of senators and congress critters were meeting and planning on how to "make him a one term president"
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean he had opponents?
from day one? Now I've heard it all. Because every president usually has a unilateral mandate and is universally adored adored, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The way things are set up right now (and were 6 years ago)
the "minority party" can block things from passing and it is difficult to get through that block. During Bush 2's first term there was actual cooperation between the parties, even after he blew everything up! Not saying it was the best congress ever, but laws did get passed. Many fewer have gotten passed during Obama's time - but most of the bills that were presented to him were junk bills anyway.

However, I am not going to argue much about this - at the federal level it is crazy, but at the state house level it is damn near insane!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The "set up" hasn't changed for a little bit longer than six years.
The challenge any president faces is much the same; some get things done despite opposition, some don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he can hear you.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus would kick Chuck's ass*!
*arse
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to know if Chuck knows FOR CERTAIN that Christ is a Christian.
If not, whoa!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He might be a socialist!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I've read, nothing like a socialist.
But it makes for good sound bytes.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He was Jewish, shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ was a Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they his collection of Klan hoods hanging on the wall?
Yikes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I was wondering

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post DAAAARKSIDED!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T98XYh_GD8s

AAAA OOOO
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing to all the ISIS videos.
The videos of dudes being roasted alive are much worse than nutjobs in their living rooms
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You find ISIS videos funny : ( ?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Upon further review, Margaret has decided to accept the money.
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ginger wig bloke
is ginger wig bloke
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post your mums catchphrase?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post slow tonight I made this!
here's a link to my latest painting efforts.
Pedo jokes expected of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I am
a fan of Picasso and the earlier masters.
And nothing much of the last century.
This ain't bad. I actually enjoyed seeing this.
Didn't know you had a talent beyond being a right prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I take great pleasure in being a prick here
It's the b3ta way y'bastard!
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post nuthin'
but luv man!
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite
museumofbadart.org/coll1/

but keep trying ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my!
I like some of those
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post lol pedo
That aside, you're really very talented.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post more determined

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I'd like to be that good.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done loads over he space of a year now
I reckon it's all about practice tbh
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
can you see what is yet? (happy now?)
 (strongp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
well done XD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post isnt that
the early holly from red dwarf
 (ynotchat, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Animated Gifs from season one of "The Twilight Zone"...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 2nd instaclick of the day

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post read that as Twilight and really squinted extra hard to make any sense of it

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ok
*backs away*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find.
So many great episodes in that batch.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome spookiness.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post Oscar worthy.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's no Keith Lemon.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooh you!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not.
Poitras got one.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thug Life!*

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post My latest attempt against modern narrative cinema. I made this!
Colours, sounds, some of which may have some meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure this is a healthy fundus

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, now I have to look up 'fundus' s well!
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
I almost thought the sound was also recursive in the beginning.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
*looks up recursive*
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Google 'recursion'
for a silly easter egg
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The music is recursive, in that all the notes come from a single two-note loop, played at different pitches and therefore speeds
and the drums are all the same single loop played at 2x and 1/2 speed as well as normal.

Does that count as recursive? I'm not sure if I've grasped it or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to the end and no wolf, reasonable or otherwise
Good match for the music though.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou
There is something that has got the wolf's goat recently, and he'll be protesting about it shortly.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post The Kimmel School of Perfect Acting.
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64K5q8wFqAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of me wishes that famous people would stop sucking each other off,
it's getting as though Human Centipede was a documentary.

(I'm not normally as grouchy as this sounds though)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You've just now noticed the circle jerk?
Actors live by adulation, is it such a surprise they'd be up each other's arses when they aren't busy up their own?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Cats vs. bananas
I was unaware of this epic duel throughout the ages, but apparently it's a thing! Prepare to be amazed/ be left speechless/ evacuate your bowels etc etc.

Contains cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Spack-tacular.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for the fluffeh!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Go! <<<<Team Bananas>>>>

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Yes, power to the bananas!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I am concerned that a chap went to a lot of effort to teach his cat to "eat a banana".

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It was no effort at all
First I cover - HE, first HE covered it in whiskas, then starved the cat til it would eat it then pretty much took it from there. Probably. Obviously I wouldn't know. I overheard it on the bus, yes, on the bus...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bananas are Cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Bananas were invented by God to fuck up cats because they are cunts."
Kirk Cameron, 2015
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:25
4. Again and again.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post Didier Cuche fucks a bus (SFW)
Filmed in super portrait-o-vision
(m.auron, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Super fakey muck gaybo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You called?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, he didn't say it three times
get back in that jam jar!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck! It is, n'all.
The kick flip thing is Didier Cuche's trademark, but turns out the bus thing was shot for some cunty ad. Shit.
 (m.auron, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Dummkopf!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that bloke on the skus must have been in the porn industry
i came to this conclusion simply by looking at all the facts in the video and putting it all together i have reached this irefutible conclusion.
how did i come to such a answer? well looking at the way he was dressed told me that he liked to partake in solo and sometimes group activities,he was reasonably supple in the leg and hip joints to be able to do these activities and he was also aware of the camrea and so was "perfoming" to the camera.
and finaly the last piece of the puzzle fell into place and sealed the outcome of activities, what was that last piece i hear you mumble?
simple , realy.

he gave head to a bus.






*jumps on waxed tea tray "see ya laters loooooooserrrrrrss oh fuck a black run
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck a Bus!
is my new favourite way of expressing surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post do you really fuck a bus?
I'm ok with that.
Minibus I bet though, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post he should do it with the other one too

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post more of the navy transport type buses i suspect
because there full of ....
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 5:13, Reply)

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