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This is a link post Bonehill update
Jail very soon, I reckon.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It amuses me muchly that
such a virulent anti Semite should have such a jewish first name.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'who has not been named'
couldn't be more Yiddish!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its Voldermort

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post but his friends just call him "He who must not be named"

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, well let me the first to break the news:
he's called Joshua.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joshua Bin KnickedMyOldSon

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That boy really is a super-spazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Super-Spazz"
Sounds like an idea for your next cartoon strip.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bearing in mind that Bonehead has been up before the Beak before
A little time inside might be likely.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a link post This is Sports Center.

(Fluffster, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you in a violent gay relationship?
Simply call us on 09978322376 and ask for extension 2786 to speake to one of our counselors now.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chairs can't use phones, you silly bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post I love Forumla 1 but I hate the sounds the current cars make
Maybe we should get this guy to dub each race.
(penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post not unlike the intro to meatloafs bat out of hell
Done on guitar dontchknow
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness for the last few seconds
Until he looked up, I wondered what he might have had in place of eyes hidden under that hat.
 (FunnyName, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're still here? I smell a rat.
*narrows eyes*
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pete Doherty off the skag?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pe-Do

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Question about the sound of F1 cars:
Presumably some of the smaller parts of a high revving F1 engine are moving at greater than the speed of sound, so is part of what we hear thousands of tiny sonic booms every second?

(I've tried Guardian Notes & Queries and an engineer mate who works for Jaguar, help me B3ta, you're my only hope...)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Every car has a little failed SRV inside
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you can find the bore x stroke them mutiply that by the peak revs available you will get the vmax of the piston crown
which would occour at just before bottom dead center.
The crown of the piston will travel further then the crank for the same amount of rotary motion and there for will have to travel faster to keep pace.

Think of an ice rink with a line of 21 people linkinh arms and starting to spin around the central person, the outside will be seen to be traveling at a much fast rate than the central figure.
however Williams had there mechanical kers device with counter rotating weights spinning in the region of 100,000 rpm
And dont forget the turbo will be spinning even faster to get the best performance, so take your pick on what part you would like to hear the small sonic booms from.
also i have just had a truly scrummy COD FISH FINGER buttie, so good it needed emphasis .

my work here is done
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey just reread that and it seems to make sense WTF have i been taking for that to appear out of the blue?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK, that's an interesting problem, let's see what I can come up with.
Firstly, the speed of sound you refer to is the speed of sound in free air. It simply measures the speed at which pressure waves are transmitted through an elastic medium, and is primarily dependent on the density of that medium. The density of a gas is governed by its temperature and pressure so let's just take the sea level value of ~340m/s for now and see where we end up. The speed of sound in the engine block will be in the region of 6000m/s so let's neglect that.

The pistons are the primary moving part to consider - they have the largest range of movement and therefore will displace the largest quantitiy of gas (indeed, that's what they're designed to do).

OK, so let's pick an engine to try. The Renault RS27 (PDF doc) powered Red Bull to the championship in 2013, the last season for the V8s. This revved over 18000 RPM. Unfortunately, what I can't find out is the piston stroke, so lets assume it's close to that of the V6 replacement's 53mm and call it 50mm (0.05m) for ease.

So:
- 18000 RPM gives 300 revs/sec.
- That gives a distance to cover of 300*0.05 = 15m

Therefore *on average* the piston is travelling at 15 m/s. Now at both ends of the stroke it's stationary or covering little distance, but even if we double the speed to 30m/s it's still travelling under 10% of the speed of sound in air.

------ tl;dr ------

Q: Is part of what we hear thousands of tiny sonic booms every second?
A: No.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the Milliband answer
"Hell Yes"!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post THANK YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rereading it this morning
I realise that, apart from it being a not entirely coherent explanation in desperate need of editing, I also cocked up the calculation:

The distance travelled by the piston during one cycle is double the stroke length. i.e. up and down the cylinder. That still doesn't get you anywhere near sonic velocities though, so doesn't change the conclusion.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Mona Lisa Vito AICMFP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qgREMBTE28
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Pays fiver*
*Strips naked and stands in front of mirror*

I want my money back!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a link post This is what you get when you call the cops
American cop limbo fail
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The incoherent accent
is far worse than the portrait fillum of this event
 (Solomio, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its danny jock.

(sithemong, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post haugh haugh haugh
Oh, I'm in it cubbin' up the windell.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is pretty great

(david wiswell Please love me, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a link post STEP BACK FROM THE QUEEN'S GUARD!
Moron gets precisely what he is due. Subsequent high priority items will probably involve a change of underwear.

Originally from a few days ago so probably GCing myself but I haven't seen it here.

EDIT Now linked back to original YT upload rather than ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully he either pissed or shat himself

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I liked the bit where the man shouted at the other man and pointed his gun sword at him

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got bored before that bit.
Was it any good?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twat. All guards have their rifles loaded, they not just for show.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs some of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid Maan

(Sherbs, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhaha
It is a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They shouldn't have to issue a warning
It should be as simple as - let them do their business or get a rifle butt in the face or a bayonet in the stomach.
 (MagicMoose, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Best. Job. EVER.
Man dresses up as a giant penis and fires golden glitter over unsuspecting people, all in the name of Sex Ed.

GC sagt nein!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would be hilarious in Raqqa

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a painfull job, every time he moves he kicks himself in the balls

the femaol version is just as good and uses Katie Hopkins but without a costume cos she is a cnut anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a link post "I like my X like I like my Y" jokes
A lot of these jokes are really tired and sexist, but there are quite a few gems in there too. The one that made me laugh out loud at work at a volume that aroused suspicion from my boss was:
"I like my butter like I like my sex - it can only come from goats"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting how quickly a lot of the commenters forget they're on a comedy thread and responding to a joke.
I guess they all think they're therapists or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
my fave in there somewhere is "I like my women like I like my square roots. If it's under 16 I'll do it in my head".
 (UTB, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like my women like my garden birds
great tits and swallows
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like my coffee like I like my women

...Ground up and in the freezer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post wine / women
12 years old and in a rack in my basement
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...all over my lap when i'm driving.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only an
undertaker's daughter but she knew how to bury a stiff
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post They missed the fact that
she was only the welder's daughter but she had acetylene legs.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only the Mcanns daughter but they knew how to......
Amidointhisright?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only a grocer's daughter
but she fucked the miners, the steelworkers and the ship builders, whilst selling off the family silver to her cronies.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winner of the B3TA comment in this thread

(Solomio, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only a grocer's daughter
But she had a milky snatch.


Topicalpoliticslols
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, and
She was only the Policeman's daughter, but she let the Chief Inspector.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a link post why windows 8 sucked
“Hidden features, reduced discoverability, cognitive overhead from dual environments, and reduced power from a single-window UI and low information density. Too bad.”

see also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=13&v=X0fsyb-ttcw
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'on January 15, 2013 / by Ben Snyder / 18 Comments'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I used win 8 a lot on a work machine and after spending 5 mins removing the metro interface I found it very useable.
Win10 is also very stable even in the preview builds and is well worth taking up the free offer to get a licence key.
All you have to do is sign up for the Windows Insider program and you get a free key to use forever.

I also use Win10 and Mint on a really old laptop and think its great that both these modern OS's can work so well on old machines.


On the other hand I fucking hate anything made by apple and point blank refuse to use or support any of their over priced fisher price toys.


Sent from an Samsung s2 that is 4 years old and runs Lollipop which blows my workmates apple 5 out of the water at most tasks, even in battery life - never replaced the battery and it lasts twice as long as the apple 5.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ ^ all of this.
Windows 8 I immediately prefered to 7 speed wise.
And windows 10 is working great here, has been for ages.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much agreed on Mint.
Easy as hell to use (got my mum who is in her 70s using it), rock solidly stable and a joy to use.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post re 'over priced fisher price toys.'
I have to use Apple products at/for work - I have an iPhone and an iPad. Both are exactly as described - over priced fisher price toys.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I started work at this place just after the iphone came out and this HR woman handed me a brand new iphone and I put it back in her hand and told her I wouldnt be needing it and didnt want it.
LOL the look on her face was amazing!
In the end the iphone was as predicted totally useless for use at that company anyway, just a blingy gift to give to the staff.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed

Signed up for the Windows 10 key. Anything you'd recommend removing, like in 8, or does it run well straight from the off?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have a look at this www.howtogeek.com/197836/8-ways-to-customize-the-windows-10-start-menu/

Some good tips there to customise the start menu and desktop - yes windows allows you to do this!! amazing isnt it!! but hey what could be possibly wrong with the apple UI - it just works;) lols
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

Still awaiting download, but interested to see what it's like. Like many others, I'm too familiar with their older systems so would like the interface to be similar :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The addition of Direct X 12 is going to get me to switch.
Though there's some squabbling at the moment if the upgrade is going to remain free or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's free if you have a legitimate windows 7 or 8
and accept lifetime automatic updates. You get 1 year to claim it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the accepting of automatic updates was for the beta?
Anyway i'm waiting until it's been fully released and all my favourite games are working on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently not (not compulsory if you buy it outright though, only free upgrades)

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Win10 is also very stable even in the preview builds and is well worth taking up the free offer to get a licence key."
That's like an offer of free accomodation from the owner of a prison.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moved from XP64 to Win8 on my main workstation about 18 months ago
There's a few annoyances - having to futz about in the registry to completely get rid of UAC (the setting in control panel, helpfully labelled "Never Notify", still leaves UAC enabled and requiring elevation under some circumstances). It's also still picky about using UNC paths for some stuff like documents, particularly when you have a non-Windows host at the other end - but that was the case under Win 7 as well.

Once Metro / Charms were kicked off in favour of Classic Shell, it behaves fairly reasonably. It's also bloody stable.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post XP64?
Used 2k3 kernel. Very low uptake on that one. You are one of the few.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Windows 10 is going to be worth it just for DX 12 by all accounts

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post All you have to do is sign up for the Windows Insider program and you get a free key to use forever.
"only people running Genuine Windows 7 or Windows 8.1 can upgrade to Windows 10 as part of the free upgrade offer."

www.channelregister.co.uk/2015/06/23/microsoft_apologises_over_free_windows_10_confusion/
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a shit article tbh
Power users think Win8 is rather fine ackchewly, they being the type to take 5 minutes to install free Classic Menu and be left with a super fast reliable OS
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post article is from 2013
and before any updates.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post stupid shit article then!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Bored at Work? Why Not Attach Nerf Darts to Your Eyeballs.
Yes. Why not.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll let him do that thanks
I don't think I could ever get to that level of boredom
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post especially when he has vibrating love eggs on his desk as well.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That can't be good for the eyes
Dreading to think how he got the suckers off
 (Sherbs, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont like puttting sterile, proper contacts in
let alone a kids toy.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that's a party trick that pulls the ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the ladies his eyeballs out
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile, a jobseeker in Hull hangs himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post moments after the video ends
"...I have made a terrible mistake"
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pull them out and...
Eye Candles, Voilà!
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 2:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice bit of photojournalism from NY Times on North Korea
Looks nice. Let's go.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Scorchio!

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
I wish she did our weather reports. Even though i can't understand her.
 (Sherbs, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry...
She's talking? I didn't notice...
 (Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
I'd like to take a look at *her* isobars
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd wash 'er spuds

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than washing Michael Fish's spuds

(Sherbs, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post spuds is spuds
unless they're pre-cooked frozen roasties or smash.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to watch her forecast
And then plan accordingly.


A lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd like to North Utsire then South Utsire
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have a sudden downpour on her warm front.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd climate.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd leave her with damp patches in the south.
^very unlikely
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd let her tell me the weather from a TV studio hundreds of miles away!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she doesn't even have a degree in meteorology

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot argue with the strength of your intellect
We should probably look at replacing qualifications with boobs in other professions. I'd definitely enjoy trips to the dentist more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They literally have done this at my dentist.
It's great.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i'm not falling for that trick again
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that dress applied by a dipping process?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Took me till 0
0.30 to realise it was also a weather forecast.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect
that most people are posting them "ironically" - I personally just wanted to make a lame weather related pun. I do get your point though
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*mutters something about "your point"*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is B3ta isn't it? Where there will often be jokes about rape & paedophilia on the board without outrage.
And you have to admit she's got a smashing blouse on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Da5id puppet account
AICMFP
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who appointed you to speak on their behalf?
And confirming the male hegemony by doing so.

Possibly you think they're too busy doing needlework or thinking about whether the stars are God's daisy chain to get offended for themselves.

Or maybe you actually don't give a shit and are just hoping you might get your tops and fingers off one of them by flaunting your sensitivity.

Either way, it's a losing game, because whenever someone claims to be a girl on the internet, it's actually a man. Wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post whut?

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only speak a little bit of dago,
but I think she's saying something along the lines of 'A warm front to the north' and 'hot and humid down south, with a chance of precipitation'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post crypes! she can't half rabbit!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what she is selling, but I would take two!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, her dress is short and tight..
.... but as the lady pointed out it is very hot.
 (Bosch balls, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post b o t t o m !

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 2:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Fight Club For Kids.
All swears bleeped out, safe for work but you may want to be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :)
Also, the shame of having gone around calling him Pa-lan-ee-uk for years. The SHAME.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
No idea it was pronounced Polo Neck
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA ha, Outstanding in every way

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is MOTHERFUCKING genius

(mersault, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post why don't you like florence and the machine?
lots of very very valid reasons here, including such gems as: namby pamby half arsed mystical lyrics
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing you don't like her then

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post no sir, no I do not.
I tried (in that I've listened), but it just hits my ear wrong. maybe it's just me? probably not though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't they headlining Glasto now?

Not quite the Foo Fighters, are they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post no they aint.
they'll probably do a god awful warbling version of everlong and upset everyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, ^this
FatM are fucking awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!
"If I wanted to be shouted at by a horse-faced ginger I'd go on The Weakest Link"
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a load of
wannabe cool, Kate Bush posing, overwrought shite.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was a recent viz top tip (or possibly i saw it on here)
"record your own Florence and the machine album by releasing a load of owls into a wind chime shop"
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'd probably listen to that over her...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't she just a Noel Fielding character?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like her
Kiss with a fist was a fun track and cut through the dross that was in the charts at the time.

She's a fellow grad of the Camberwell College of arts.

She made it possible for me to make this gif.

yes I know it should be an "+" not "and"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post you 'quite' like her?
that's about as far as anyone can go really...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post judging by her record sales and the number of festivals she's headlined
I'd assume that to be incorrect
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post normally I'd agree and put her in the same category with acts like celine dion or something
in that it's not my taste, but they must be good at what they do as plenty of people buy the albums and watch them live. I just an't see it with this band. the music side of things might be ok, but her voice is just very annoying to my ear, like she's trying way too hard and still failing. isn't she a failed opera singer or something? i dunno...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post not surprising if you like Foo Fighters and other manly men, shouting and then shouting some more
I liked a couple of early Foo songs, but it all gets very samey
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I like foo fighters and bands like sabbath, led zep and acdc
but then I also like sinatra, elvis, hendrix, bob marley, 2pac, motown, hip hop, blues, northern soul, ska, punk that sorta stuff. But i also like a bunch of acts that don't back up your theory, stuff like boney m, mariah carey, boyz 2 men, shakira, so who knows eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like Vengaboys?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, they DO like to party...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post and theg have there own bus
Which is nice
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's coming, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post now that you have furnished us with more facts I can see your puzzlement as to why you don't like her
especially if you like stuff like Mariah Carey and Shakira
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly.
it wasn't just me being picky, i like all sorts.
(not liquorice though)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I really really liked her until a muso mate of mine told me she's a bit demanding to work with.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Admittedly her foghorn of a voice is not to my taste, but there are loads of other singers you can listen to.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say what?!
I hate her voice, but every night I go home to my own Guantanamo-esque speaker setup and blast Lungs into my face until I cry myself to sleep.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?
excellent. I'll carry on doing that then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't turn the radio on, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post but.. but it's on now?!
and apparently the best things in life are free, so that's nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because I'm not currently going through the menopause.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post and yet do they throw you a party?
do the flip. (and that's swearing).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mind the first album, though it was akin to being mugged by a morris dancer.
She is fucking shit live, though. Just a big bag of flat noise.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Uruguayan footballer gets his bum fingered and then sent off.
Endlessly repeated in YouTube tradition. Almost hypnotic.

Edit: The video has gone private. This one should work www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dKgmw-gq9Q
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I was only checking his oil!"

-Randy, TPB9.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Spain, saying that someone is "losing oil" is to insultingly call them gay.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait
who got sent off? If the guy who just got sexually abused then that just highlights why I hate football, every other sport would refer to recorded video... not football. I would sue that fucker for sticking his finger up my arse and probably smash his teeth in too, dirty cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post All par for ball sports I am afraid
This guy made it work for rugby: John Hopoate
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post The Bat vs. Crocodile War
Jury is out on wither it's gay or fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure to be honest
I would have said real but some of the trees look artificial which would make me think it's fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's real, but enhanced.
ENHANCED!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The water looks like a resin but other than that it looks spot on.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see the pixels, and those leaves are a giveaway it's clearly done in Softimage

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tccah
Fresh water Aussie crocs have red lasers, not green. #schoolboyerror
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.
No cybernetic baboons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might be fake. Definitely not gay.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feels more like BBC4
but not gay enough.
 (FunnyName, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a link post This painting given to the queen by germany made my day

maybe old news but new to me
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 5:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Is that supposed to be my father?”

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post she probably prefers the Rolf Harris portrait.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that meant to be her on the horse?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Riding Camilla

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this because of the linked article about the greatest gifts to world leaders
especially Saddam Hussein sharing a video with Donald Rumsfeld of cute little puppies snorting powdered tobacco*.

*what nonsense, Donald Rumsfeld a world leader?
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post per-spec-tive
jeez
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Going to a British prison soon?
Some great advice.
(Fluffster, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing to do in prison is....
borrow drugs and money ,fags etc and never pay for it , also to slag off the hardest lads there and draw funny pics of them sucking dicks and put it on their cell door ,tell everyone your in for noncing kids and say when they let you out you'll go straight back to noncing ,be unrepentant !!! also borrow things from peoples pads without telling them , oh and don't forget to bully weaker kids and be real matey with all the screws ,try and inform on other cons even if they are innocent ...stick by these rules and prison will go by really fast .
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy's made loads of videos

I think he enjoyed being there a bit too much, personally. Probably why he went back twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:34, , Reply)

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