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This is a link post 'Brad Pitt film scares my chickens'

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a link post Great electoral demotivational film
from Merika, and a few years ago, but things haven't changed all that much. A few swears, but not enough for a NSFW, I think. Just turn your speakers down, OK?
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:34, Reply)
This is a link post all she wants is a fork and knife!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What does she want?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Another baby?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
in the video too www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ponders while rubbing chin"
Or is he burning at the stake?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Decca-candlez!
Mega celebration.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post b'day candle for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnuWxdbhoWE
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post so hot right now

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:58, Reply)
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I love LikeLeak just for the fact that is home to the largest group of racist bigoted cunts on the net. I think everyone should be forced at least once a week to go there and read the comments section just to find out how fucked up these people are.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Now that Happy Birthday has been ruled to be in the public domain
Americans may lose the songs that some chain restaurants have written to avoid paying royalties to Warner/Chappell.

Fried chicken,
Country hog,
It’s your birthday:
Hot dog!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post there have been some pretty hilarious happy birthday songs on EastEnders
Also I can imagine "for he's a jolly good fellow" becoming gradually extinct.

I just hope they get made to pay everyone back, the greedy pigfuckers
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They should set a fund to pay for redubbing all those scenes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post At last they will stop doing that fucking clappy thing at TGI's
Two kids who go every year on their birthdays. Bastard annoying.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Talking of...
...Pens...
(jingle_man, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Steve Crayons
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted THIS video in the comments of the video you are refering to.... :)
www.b3ta.com/links/1338936#post1338983
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:10, Reply)
This is a link post re-inventing the three pin plug
a nifty bit of design
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Follow-up story from 2012:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17131578
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So how much cheaper is it to manufacture and buy?
What about anyone being able to rewire it or replace the fuse? How about nicking one from an old hairdryer to use on a kettle?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not, that's clearly got loads of moving and potentially fragile parts
Its a nice solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody multiculturalism is RUINING this nation.

(chompedhomas, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This was posted a long time ago
I'm not going on about glasscock but there was a great reply from someone explaining why it was such a bad idea while I just ranted about design students getting all the girls without doing much in the way of solid engineering.

Here it is. I've no idea how I remember that but not what I had for lunch yesterday.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post Nuts For Pudding NSFW
A very funny comedy short about healthy eating, made by the wonderful Shoot Your Mouth Off films, a Teesside-based company who make films and run workshops with disabled people. They're a very small affair and currently have a crowdfunding drive for a new pool table. Maybe B3Tans could assist? https://crowdfunding.justgiving.com/shoot-your-mouth-off

PS the vid's Only slightly NSFW
(Leemondus, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha
brilliant !
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post :) Fab aren't they?

(Leemondus, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut your cake hole, Tinkerbell!
Brilliant.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "You've woke the dragon, it's time to feel his breath!" Haha

(Leemondus, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwekfust!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post Sidney Bechet - Hold Tight
Got this song in my head, and by the looks of it, I'm on fire!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Happy Candles
Please put the fire out when you go to bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this version a bit more
But your link was very good - Happy Happy
youtu.be/h6voefFs8Fk
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Decacandles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 6:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep definitely on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles today.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post This dude...
is taking sense.

/edit *talking
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
but where is he taking it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ALL THE WAY TO NUMBER TEN,BAYBEEEE!

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post to the bridge!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post to the streets!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post to the limit
one more time
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
outside
 (I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post up the wrong 'un

(WinnieTheTurd, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post pot the pink then the brown

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post On a date to prezzo for a calzone and a bottle of merlot

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post On the chin.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he will never be elected prime minister tho

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post who the fuck are you? mystic meg?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post he's saying all the right things
and that's the problem
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair though
Its not as much of a problem as if he were being a completely ruthless bastard to the poorest is it.

in the scheme of things, its almost as if 'saying the right thing' is a good thing.
 (Melatonin, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post back and to the left...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the first I've actually listened to anything from Corbyn
I'm very pleased with what I'm hearing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We've just got to get the other 89% of the UK to do that too.

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll drink to that.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one am willing to believe in this mans magic beans stance.

(DOCTOR FUCK your friend and colleague, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like listening to the 17 year old political activist at college
He does know that the subprime mortgage "crisis" was the fault of poor people borrowing when they shouldn't have? You don't get a credit crisis when you deny feckless wastrels credit they shouldn't have in the first place.

Goddamn hippies.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The real problem was the banks using those bad credit risks as security on other loans. They knew what they were doing and it was daft.
There is a measure of reponsibility on the individual but these banks knowingly sold mortgages that could not be paid back and expected to repossess the properties to be sold on. The problem was that these properties became worthless as they were unaffordable due to economic slowdown.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah besides which, i would expect Social Housing will be pretty high on JC's list...
...so we hopefully will not be going round that bit of the circle again.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post BRING BACK THE WORKHOUSE
the treadmills can generate the power needed to run the 84" tv that I never switch on because all the programs are populist tripe made for commoners
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:06, Reply)
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@DinivanX - looks like you are copying and pasting from the Daily Mail again, made me laugh almost as much as Jhaled's socialist trains post.
You really are a tory cunt.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm finding this whole thing hilarious
Just like the miners strikes in the 80s or the complaints of people from 'oop north'
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
So I was not far from the truth then, you really are a bigoted cunt.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, if you like!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's championing the cause of the everyday person, and I for one am utterly sick of everything being sold off because that always helps!
We've been sold the lie of austerity, no country can EVER have growth whilst cutting back.
Since this government has been in power my wife's working week (teacher) has gone from 45 hours per week (she should only be working 4 days) to 60 hours. Most of her job is now stats and paperwork, it's 3 weeks into term and she hasn't had time to plan any lessons. She's flagged this up to manangement and all they say is that the paperwork is more important...
And breathe....
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't she plan her lessons during the summer, like all the other teachers?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hush now
Didn't you hear? It's the government's fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's too busy carrying on with the spunky Maths teacher to really bother with lesson plans this year.

(DOCTOR FUCK your friend and colleague, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post She spent 3 weeks doing paperwork. Funny enough she thought she'd done enough to then get 3 weeks off.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 59.3 hours per week
According to the last survey, a primary school teacher works on average 59.3 hours per week.

19 hours teaching in class.
14 hours working from home.
26 hours school based preparation,management and admin.

This includes the 13 weeks annual leave and the average of 6 "inset" days when the school is closed for staff training.

Starting salary is £22k and rises to £33k (£28/38k in London).

Source: Ex-governor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not the 70s - I think you'll find the everyday person is a hardworking middle-class with a mortgage
Which is why no-one votes for left wing dream peddlers with lecturer beards.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Misplaced judgement
He's frothing at the mouth because 5 people have more wealth than the bottom 20% of society and plonkers in the audience whoop and holla.

I've got £10 in my wallet - I've got more money than the bottom 10% of society. So what?

It's the politics of envy. All the trots do is point out how unfair it is and we should take some of that money. But they won't stop at taking it from the top 1%, they'll set the envy limit at something the proles can only dream of (say £50k/year) and fuck all those people over as well. Net result, same as every other country that's tried it = lots more poor people, including the ones who previously were doing ok.

Jezza loves the planned economy of Venezuala. A basket case with a middle class that has been disenfranchised and where basic commodities like bog roll are a long-off dream.

IDS tells a story about how every week for 5 years, Jezza asked him how the government where getting on with the MENFZ - Middle East Nuclear Free Zone. An impractical teenage dream because the only country with nukes is Israel, and they're not likely to want to play. And how conceited to think the UK has any fucking leverage with Israel anyway!

What is obvious to small children is not obvious to Jezza. He's exactly like all those shouty cunts in sixth form who thought they'd cracked all of the worlds problems.

Deluded.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather Loon that looks out the people rather than a pig fucker who looks after his Bullingdon/Piers Gaveston mates

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Talking of misguided pig-fucking
Given a choice between:

a) A young man taking part in an ill-advised drunken university initiation ceremony involving a dead pig.

b) An adult willingly fucking Dianne Abbott.


100% (a).
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:27, Reply)
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Was that pathetic rant copied directly from the Daily Mail or did someone just help you with the spelling?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I long ago took the ginger fuhrers advice...
... and blocked the Daily Heil at the router.

Sorry to disappoint, but I take the Grauniad, thank you very much. Trade union member. (now ex) Labour voter. (from what is now known as the "reality wing" of the Labour party). I admire some of his policies, but recognize them as being impractical bollocks. I too would refuse to speak to anybody involved in the S*N newspaper, but then again, I'm not the leader of a political party trying to communicate with their 5.5 million daily readers.

I've just been around long enough to spot an eye-swiveling loon from 100 paces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post For me he's just a symptom of how bad other politicians are
Would he have got anywhere near the levers of power if it wasn't for the fact that the rest of the Labour party were hopelessly venal, corrupt and inept?

Whilst the Conservatives run the country into the ground with their own brand of self-serving ineptitude, we have ended up with a leader of the opposition who is behaving like a sulky 5th former who has joined a club just so he can be difficult.

He can't deal with opposing views, so either refuses to talk to the press "these people are bothering me" or his supporters scream "smear" when unpalatable truths emerge, like tacit support for murderers and racist, misogynist homophobes.

The way he and his shadow chancellor have tried to weasel their way out of offensive behaviour sadly marks them as just as bad as the rest of Westminster, yet people still think they are the saviour of democracy.

It's the same old illiberal liberal crap, you have every right to your opinion as long as I agree with it. If not, you are a bigot/racist/xxx-phobe (delete as necessary).

Harrumph.
 (plankton, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^
I think that's why realist Labour supporters are in pieces over this. I don't think any of us thought Andy Burnham was the messiah, but what he was was "electable".

This is depressingly familiar to the situation John Smith inherited in 1992. He had deep and long experience of government and shadow government before his elevation and was able to steer the party to electability, with a programme that resulted in "new" labour and 13-years of government. If we'd turned left instead in 1992, we would now have experienced an uninterrupted 30 years of Tory rule.

Something that now looks depressingly possible, with at least 2020 lost and maybe even 2025 depending on how much damage the Corbynistas do to the party machinery in the meanwhile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post T o me it looks a lot like
what might have happened if they'd let George Galloway anywhere near the controls.

What baffles me is that Galloway is denounced as a demagogue, yet Corbyn says a lot of the same things and gets lauded.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just total rubbish.
A spunk mouthed pig's head could have beaten the Tories in 97.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right - "NEW" Labour was a figment of my imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post labour didn't have to be new to win is my point.
a spunk mouthed pig's head could have beaten the tories.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm getting a bit fucking bored of political propaganda on these pages.
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but where else can you get get political discussion and propeller nipple razors on the same page?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Which is why I've adopted a reactionary right wing persona - it's brilliant fun, you should try it
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I was at this, it was in L'pool

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post VW turn to the dark side I made this!
Was kind of asking to be done...
(jurassicpaul, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a link post Frank Zappa playing a bi-cy-cle on TV in the 60s
Joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ha nice find
quite a clash of alien worlds there
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post cool !
never known experimental music to be so much fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!
The best thing I've watched in the last 82 days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad
That you're incredibly specifically happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post A TV channel wanted an image to illustrate a news story about Yom Kippur.
It didn't choose well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post oy vey!

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They should've gone with a popular and progressive image, like transsexual Israeli winner of Eurovision 'Dana International'.
Wonderful concentrated camp.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *does long stare*

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops gaze, kicks at ground*

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old intern

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right oh
Just like that poor intern who named that Air Korea crew that crashed as 'Ho Lee Fuk' and 'Wi Too Lo'etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_badge#Islamic_world
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow that's some serious fuck up!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh that's priceless.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post No porcine imagery though

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oof !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I actually winced
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no...
Sum Ting Wong or Ho Lee Fuk tho...
 (absurdistan, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:01, Reply)
This is a link post LIANNE LA HAVAS - 'GROW' (IN FRONT ROOM 24-06-14)
ronseal.
an amazing song, via Adam Buxton
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like this;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing how the acoustics of the mike changed as she started singing.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Volume of voice goes up
Slider goes down.

Otherwise it's going to sound shit.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it sounds like they cut to the pre-recorded version.
it doesn't sound like a front room recording at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastards!
I can see the pixels now!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He preempted this
Says so during the podcast. Obviously used to it.
 (Souq, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's great
Love hearing genuine talent. But I agree the audio was switched.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post She is great live
if that is any consolation.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she is
Wink wink, nudge nudge.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post Dark and Lonely Water
1973 absolutely terrifying public information film.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Chilling
It must be the inspiration for Peters Poison sockets - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXi35VowjMI
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This takes me back :)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post talking about this last weekend
it will haunt our dreams forever it seems.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh no the fear !!!!
Also isnt that the lad who was in Grange Hill?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Arnold Schwarzenegger owes this spectre a few quid in royalties....
I'll be back! Indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Gareth Hunt + tit propelled razor blades NSFW
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:16, Reply)
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Oh grief the trailer's great. I want to see this now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1CjpnNpD8
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post why not watch it then?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6_eiLjZu5c
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah NSFW I think
tits and all that

i.e. the thumbnail...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Nothing you wouldn't see in an Argos catalogue
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone need anything from Argos?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tits
You're not safe for work.

I whould claim disability and sleep till noon everyday.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He used to, but the Tories said he was a lazy cunt and took away his pocket money.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They are like an evil legion

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 19:17, Reply)
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butt.systems/
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what the internet was invented for

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Argos now better than it used to be?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lost a bit of it's PHOOAAAR cachet to me
But then I was 12 and could masturbate to a picture of a brick.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The in-store catalogues are wipe clean. And yet those are the only ones you're not allowed to wank over.
"Go figure", as they say.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post From the preview is this footage of an early Eddie Izzard?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post C'mon, keep up with the groove Daddio!
www.b3ta.com/links/1336407
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post blah blah moving to fast blag blah only sawdust

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah! De ja vu!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Irefer the right dishonourable gentleman to the reply given last week.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post and the sound of the sawing was a tad faster than she was going.
she was only going 3 to 4 titwobbles per second.
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The Foley artist was wanking furiously.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Bam
Bam
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pebbles

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:51, Reply)
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Love it!!!!
Had a discussion about this track a few weeks ago.
As far as I know this is the first? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx1lNgsrbSA
I have also heard the lyrics sampled on Groove Armada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL4e2g4Yxiw


Anyone know of more covers?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 18:13, Reply)
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Doh stoopid me I forgot to paste the Toots and Maytals link.

@Delay that link is messed up its going to some XML output.

AccessDenied
Access denied
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Sub Dub's
Photon Torpedo 1997

https://cf-media.sndcdn.com/JeMc7Rhl1f63.128.mp3?Policy=eyJTdGF0ZW1lbnQiOlt7IlJlc291cmNlIjoiKjovL2NmLW1lZGlhLnNuZGNkbi5jb20vSmVNYzdSaGwxZjYzLjEyOC5tcDMiLCJDb25kaXRpb24iOnsiRGF0ZUxlc3NUaGFuIjp7IkFXUzpFcG9jaFRpbWUiOjE0NDMwMzA4Mjd9fX1dfQ__&Signature=liD6EdFmUXJ0-liNZsOUJF5xYDdVNvwKBm8cIRI19rPazIqt2Gv-0g7Zv6iDNPdr3rSIc7i7gI0kSEWdsTHB6f0uje~MMBjXP79fW8GmEqHKMlDBux8Av7v3GDWxF92NF88b3j2L8O9gTSla6CCP5wc0vXurKk2xLBAsyYM~c-Oou1Jj2kZtqZmsOgn13PhloKC56l-gcijOzIW1aLNkhFg3Cz2tD3Pnx3R2d2QSK2eQ4ki80zyIxqLTdiBB9oL2B~qbjwzcrhZa-AUeimTfF06sBiqsxDHhYi-ZG4u~YMuLjM5tEoAcEeJyE8i~EGY2s~eW2X930mjSYwgSD~GP7Q__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJAGZ7VMH2PFPW6UQ
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This is a normal post Oldest version I know goes back to 1966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAN6B1cpMWg
 (I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post original!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My goodness!
I'm sure that was sampled by Chaka Demus and Pliers on "Murder she wrote".

Somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
heard this on a solid steel mix many years ago and always wondered what it was
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a link post Mobile Phones - Best poverty reducing tech ever??
Its an interesting read. Not sure if its genuinely had more impact than (just picking one example) the Wheel ....but in terms of growth of GDP in the modern world its on it's own.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 14:55, Reply)
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Worstall's got a bit of a bee in his bonnet about all of this. Always best to take him with a pinch of salt but he's always entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if GDP is a essentially a sleight of hand as it doesn't take in account distribution of wealth
It could all mostly go to one guy and everyone (except that guy) would have a pretty miserable time.

Dunno what a better measure would be. Er.. % of people who fall asleep at night reasonably confident, baring an act of God, tomorrow is going to be OK?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough I just played this tangentially-related quiz
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34312879
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 16:59, Reply)

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