(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:01, Reply)
Edit: It's like a scene from Oliver.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:52, Reply)
where he goes to grab the ball, drops his kid on the floor, and the ball hits the kid in the face.
He is then shamed by social media until he loses his job and then i stop imagining it because I have other shit to do, but the imaginary man continues on his downward spiral into despair and whatever
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:01, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzm0nh2Q1ak
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:06, Reply)
where he lays an egg, quickly decorates it and pretends it's the ball?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:33, Reply)
that when I had a one-hander at the park, the police escorted me out and I ended up on a register.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:20, Reply)
Hear you bought a new panel van since you got out.
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setting aside the specifics of this case, the country would end up in a pretty poor state if people not currently convicted of a crime were not allowed to get a job. That would just drive people to further crime to pay the bills.
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A woman forgives herself for shooting someone in the head.
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People who take pleasure in watching this kind of utterly vacuous drivel need to be taken out behind the shed and shot.
In the face.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:32, Reply)
...a chin for a chin.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:44, Reply)
Oh. Nevermind.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:05, Reply)
it appears from Shawna's Google+ Profile that one of the games she has on her phone is Kill Shot 2, where you take on the role of a Sniper and despatch your targets by shooting them in the head...
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Dick Cheney got the guy he shot in the face to apologize to him!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 6:45, Reply)
Ron's not-a-cetacean etc.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:00, Reply)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_mourning
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:50, Reply)
Every month these folk put out a list of the reasons stated for shootings like this

Dig through them all here
www.facebook.com/ParentsAgainstGunViolence/photos
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:12, Reply)
of Jasper Carrott's insurance forms routine.
Crazy, banal shit
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People lose their temper about stupid things and do stupid stuff. It's just that in Britain, when this happens, maybe there's a fistfight. In US states where everyone's armed to the teeth, an argument about trivial stuff can easily escalate into someone pulling a gun.
All the argument about how "responsible gun owners" won't shoot someone ignores the fact that most people behave like total fucking idiots now and then, at least.
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quick make a web quiz "water pistol or real pistol"
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:53, Reply)
In the past two weeks, at least seven toddlers in the US have shot themselves or someone else
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:43, Reply)
The only thing that can stop a toddler with a gun is another toddler with a gun
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:17, Reply)
news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160225-sahara-rock-art-stencils-egypt-caves-reptiles/
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:46, Reply)
... shame about teh litle baby though. : (
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:24, Reply)
doubt the facts written there. I do have reason to doubt this is what was said verbatim. They sound like police reports with the wording changed to be in the first person.
They all read like they were written in the same style by the same person. For example, if I had shot myself in the hand and a woman and a wall and a baby, I would've probably known who that woman was, as she was in the same room, and would be rather more likely to refer to her more descriptively than just 'a woman'. Like my mother, girlfriend, sister, or by her name. and I would be way too upset to refer to the baby in a formal way like that.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:35, Reply)
so I don't understand those either.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:00, Reply)
... fires through a hand, through a leg, through a wall and into a child? I know they don't go in for very solid walls in the US, but blimey! Was he messing about with his sniper's rifle?
(, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:59, Reply)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmxME2plRI
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:04, Reply)
do i need to put it within some other code? I realise I am at fault here. I used to know how to do this. Anyway, you are a lovely person for being arsed to reply
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:30, Reply)
Should work..hope that helps
Failing that, try losing the https://
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:41, Reply)
What an amazing character. In the 90's he would have a large mid-summer party in his garden in Norfolk. They were some good times.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:04, Reply)
Yes, he seems like a wonderful fellow. I found a link on here someone cool had posted of a Dave Allen documentary about english eccentrics and he was in that - did you see that? Wonderful. Ivor Cutler is in it too.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:11, Reply)
Just heard Alex Cox on Radio6, here he is introducing Halloween.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:47, Reply)
This bloke gives a really decent, factual, presentation on the Brexit debate. There should have been much more of this instead of the bollocky shit flinging both sides have done so far.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:35, Reply)
just can't take any more of it.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Even to the extent that I am re-considering my pro-leave view.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:48, Reply)
is by far fullfact.org
it's just an awful lot of reading and thinking involved... i did it a while ago.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:16, Reply)
the trouble is directing leavers there and then convincing them that it's not some massive conspiracy. Also if you're interested in what the EU is for and how it works look at europa.eu/index_en.htm from the horse's mouth
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:28, Reply)
are the ones who just shouldn't be voting, politics is boring... not exciting... it's a weighing up of dull facts and even more dull theories and questions...
the second politics is wrapped up as interesting, it's been diluted for the "moron classes", if you are looking for a 'bullet point list of facts' then you shouldn't be voting, because you are clearly not willing to invest the time and effort it takes to be politically literate.
nobody gives a shit about politics anyway, everyone just fucking loves themselves and it gives them an opportunity to have an opinion.
and nowdays we have promoted the idea of opinion like it's something impressive.
I'm days away from climbing a clock tower with an automatic rifle... thank god for gun control.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:34, Reply)
At last we'll know exactly where the thickest places in the country are. How many thick people are in each. I'm looking forward to picking through it all
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:05, Reply)
a load of hyperbolic bullshit has obscured it from view...
a simple google of "completely independent EU fact checking" brought it up...
but this has been a battle of emotions and not information... so it's not had the limelight it deserves.. and it won't point you in the direction of a decision so the lazy thick proles wont know what to do with it.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:45, Reply)
this would only affirm your choice, so don't bother.
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their whole campaign is based on anti-intellectualism and a deep mistrust of cosmopolitan elites.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:54, Reply)
Yet they want to vote for even more right wing elites and blame everything that is wrong with the world on 1. The E.U. 2. THE 300 TRILLION MUSSIES WITH BROWN FACES COMING TO TAKE MY BENEFITS. 3. THE LOONEY LEFTIES!!!!!
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:21, Reply)
- people with stockpiles of baked beans, people with all their cash under the bed, people who watch celebrity love island.
They will all be celebrating
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:50, Reply)
but what exactly does it say for our society if that does happen (ignorant voting on misinformation or misguided reasons)... says things need to change... not on eu policy, but on social education and general populous intelligence/well-being. Voting in/out wont help there.
We are a society run on money. Simple. So only financial decisions matter.. the rest doesn't matter (to an uneducated voter makeup) and if they think the Polish, the Turks or any other nationality cannot come to England and work, then it may be that the job they held will be theirs. which is more complicated than it sounds, but actually I have family members that cannot work for their family as they are undercut (Significantly) due to "foreigners" quoting on jobs way under anything my family members can lower their quotes to..... maybe due to shared housing and the fact that most money is shipped abroad (no spouses or children for these chaps in the UK), yet i still vote IN cos its the right thing to do. I cannot blame them for voting out and nothing i say can change it... both labour and conserv have fucked us due to un-policied immigration which they are trying to resolve frantically before people vote out (deals with EU)... its too little too late from our gov. so yes.. im voting in, but 3/4 of my family are out.. and i cant help but have a pang of wanting to join them.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:29, Reply)
The world will still be shit and full of hysterical stupid arses, but the shit might just be an very mildly different shade of brown.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:17, Reply)
But sadly probably quite true. I'm up for trying a new shade of shit poured on top of me.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:03, Reply)
But I do like an irish accent and it's been a while
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 23:39, Reply)
but he was so compelling that I couldn't stop watching.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:59, Reply)
I've never watched one of his rants all the way through before, and won't bother again. Jon Stewart managed to pull off comedy and insight without so heavy-handedly milking mock outrage for laughs.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:07, Reply)
wrote his own material. It's painfully obvious that Oliver just parrots off what a room full of unfunny Sherman writers have vomited up after too much cocaine.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:50, Reply)
John Oliver's Australia & Gun Control's Aftermath
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Painting while interviewed
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:29, Reply)
A rather odd traffic accident!
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 4:24, Reply)
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/branston-pickle-lorry-crashes-near-cheddar-8856894.html
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 8:44, Reply)
after all Brian Harveydid eat a few jacket spuds before hand
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:58, Reply)
What a stupid way to go. I thought you had to be about 69 to die in 2016 but apparently not, I'm worried about leaving the house again now. RIP Chekov :(
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:15, Reply)
New (last?) one. I love these. Don't watch this if you haven't seen the other five; it'll make no sense. It'll make bugger all sense if you have, mind.
Edit: btw, if you are unfamiliar, put aside an hour and start at the beginning, it's very good.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:11, Reply)
It's the last of the crowdfunded ones, anyway.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:13, Reply)
but if you've ever looked out for the details during the run, it closes things, I think, with the transition at the end.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:20, Reply)
Lots of things finish tidily and then start up again, though.
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and to be honest - ive not the faintest idea why.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:46, Reply)
Its a take on Media and its affects on kids. Theyre forcing thoughts and ideas on kids without letting them develop naturally. Therefore stunting their ability to discover it for themselves.
Fast forward to adulthood, and everyone is the same, and no one has the ability to think outside the box, and when someone does, theyre shut down through the inept abilities of everyone else.
So when someone breaks away from the norm even as a child, that an idea might not confirm to social norms its treated as a problem, rather than (from our point of view) an obvious escape.
The whole thing is nightmarish, becuase of the feeling of being trapped. Click this, do this, say this, even if its not correct - Religion is probably a good example of this which most people as they grow up realise.
Anyway, The internet one is a good example(ep3 i think?), just when they reach for a normal way to figure something out - the PC jumps in and prevents people discovering new information, and instead wants them to channel their discoveries fthrough the computer... but the computer through all of its rhymmes and fun, is not their friend.
This is all packaged up in what a horror movie it is for Kids these days when you think about what we expose them too, in the hunt for the perfect childhood. Lets get them a Vtech when theyre 2 yrs old so they become a computer Genius etc.
The whole way we bring up human beings can be a dark place sometimes, and this highlights the issues, and injects just the right amount of edge and sourness to make you feel how dark it is too.
We're a fucked up bunch when you think about it... and i dont just mean on B3ta
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I knew the song/video from the preview pic. Some of those camera angles had a big effect on a young FridgeBadger.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:22, Reply)
Still a proper MILF
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Blender owes me. I had it on loud on the radio, and the boss didn't like that, and threw the radio across the lab, smashing it. Things went downhill from there and I left within ten minutes. Was many years ago, but never forgotten it.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 22:50, Reply)
Watched him in Green Room, which was great, just a week or two ago (Picard is the baddie in that, Star Wars fans). Sad news.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:17, Reply)
Album out 2 days ago. Get it now.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 19:40, Reply)
As good as The Seer, I reckon - though perhaps a bit more accessible for the beginner.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:38, Reply)
I haven't been able to break through to the wonder yet.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:29, Reply)
That's enough for me.
I'm really looking forward to seeing them live in October. I think I might take earplugs, though, because I'm middle-aged and sensible.
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literally, so loud it punched the air out of me and made my eyeballs vibrate. Good times, would see again!
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(, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 8:51, Reply)
"White Light from the Mouth of Infinity" is a very pretty, thoroughly majestic album that almost anyone can enjoy, while still retaining their rather unique musical and thematic qualities.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:49, Reply)
Definitely see them live. Truly indredible, shattering experience.
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