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This is a link post Rendommy
Some Cameron on pig referendom action
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see the discussion reach new heights of maturity in the few days left.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a link post One hander at the ballpark

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty impressive
Shame the fielders aren't capable of doing it.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this that fabled sphere base?

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This is a normal post Pyjama rounders

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fatso there was midly disapointed

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! He went back to his beer and hot dogs to have a weep.
Edit: It's like a scene from Oliver.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
He held his hands out as if to say..Can i have it please
 (Sherbs, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to imagine an alternative universe
where he goes to grab the ball, drops his kid on the floor, and the ball hits the kid in the face.

He is then shamed by social media until he loses his job and then i stop imagining it because I have other shit to do, but the imaginary man continues on his downward spiral into despair and whatever
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite the same "Cecil the Lion" scenario, but proof that evil lurks in the hearts of women.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzm0nh2Q1ak
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post As opposed to an alternative universe
where he lays an egg, quickly decorates it and pretends it's the ball?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tha is singularly the funniest
thing Ive read in ages. x
 (I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post And to think
that when I had a one-hander at the park, the police escorted me out and I ended up on a register.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your story in the police blotter did cross my mind when I wrote the subject line.
Hear you bought a new panel van since you got out.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an ice cream van, actually
(Much better strategy, FYI).
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you get sad you can top yourself
ithankew
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Rounders with fat drug takers.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you a fan, or starting the hate campaign?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post RPISTS R PPL 2

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure yet. Will make up my mind when I've heard what they have to say on Gogglebox about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
setting aside the specifics of this case, the country would end up in a pretty poor state if people not currently convicted of a crime were not allowed to get a job. That would just drive people to further crime to pay the bills.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be alright
haven't caught me yet
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't having the name "Ched" be a jailable offense?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "Evans" bit isn't doing him any favours either.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty or not a total sleazeball who wanted to take advantage of drunk women.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Such a touching moment
A woman forgives herself for shooting someone in the head.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post She is very brave. I commend her for moving on. Unlike the whinging one, who inexplicably seems fixated and unforgiving.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I have"

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post odd that
What do they want her to say?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking grotesque voyeuristic showboating.
People who take pleasure in watching this kind of utterly vacuous drivel need to be taken out behind the shed and shot.



In the face.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember that m'am. Gaaad is gyyyd.

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This is a normal post This woman clearly can't remember what god said though...
...a chin for a chin.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes the whole world
thin?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winston Churchill famously said, "Jaw jaw is better than..."
Oh. Nevermind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know Hugo Root had a daughter too...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's the feminine form of Arse Face?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cuntyjaws

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twatchops.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically, after doing a bit of Google stalking,
it appears from Shawna's Google+ Profile that one of the games she has on her phone is Kill Shot 2, where you take on the role of a Sniper and despatch your targets by shooting them in the head...
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jings

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post this would never have happened
if her chin had it's own gun.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Collection (YouTube playlist) of kill-it-with-fire clocks
Ron's not-a-cetacean etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seals are pinnipeds...
...not cetaceans.

I'll get me coat.
 (SonofRojBlake, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post prob nsfw
https://youtu.be/-5_-ZqJKzNc?t=90
 (I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brayxit

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eeyou

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, 2016

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post #whoisnext

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This brought Benjamin mourning Boxer to mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pathetic. Anything for money
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_mourning
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ee-aw ee-aw ee-aways calls me a donkey.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post At 0:42
Just making sure...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, was waiting for anybody spotting that :)

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This is a link post Parents against gun violence - reasons people get shot
Every month these folk put out a list of the reasons stated for shootings like this


Dig through them all here
www.facebook.com/ParentsAgainstGunViolence/photos
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that reminds me
of Jasper Carrott's insurance forms routine.

Crazy, banal shit
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your point? These all sound like perfectly reasonable justifications for employing a firearm to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Against gun violence, not against guns.
Hmmmm....tricky one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the thing
People lose their temper about stupid things and do stupid stuff. It's just that in Britain, when this happens, maybe there's a fistfight. In US states where everyone's armed to the teeth, an argument about trivial stuff can easily escalate into someone pulling a gun.

All the argument about how "responsible gun owners" won't shoot someone ignores the fact that most people behave like total fucking idiots now and then, at least.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooh, a US gun control debate on b3ta!
How novel!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post They read more like reasons you'd shoot someone with a water pistol.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're absolutely right
quick make a web quiz "water pistol or real pistol"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toddlers killing people:
In the past two weeks, at least seven toddlers in the US have shot themselves or someone else
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post #ban_toddlers

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's pretty clear to me
The only thing that can stop a toddler with a gun is another toddler with a gun
 (I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A toddler wall... It would only need to be 3 feet high.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would still take a lot of toddlers

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 20 Jun 2016, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The logo indicates they're lizard people:
news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160225-sahara-rock-art-stencils-egypt-caves-reptiles/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw something else
Much older and darker
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant that is
... shame about teh litle baby though. : (
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post the fifth one is just terrible

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post see although I have no reason to
doubt the facts written there. I do have reason to doubt this is what was said verbatim. They sound like police reports with the wording changed to be in the first person.
They all read like they were written in the same style by the same person. For example, if I had shot myself in the hand and a woman and a wall and a baby, I would've probably known who that woman was, as she was in the same room, and would be rather more likely to refer to her more descriptively than just 'a woman'. Like my mother, girlfriend, sister, or by her name. and I would be way too upset to refer to the baby in a formal way like that.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are anonymized at least

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This is a normal post boundaries
The gardening one seems pretty reasonable.
 (annexia, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand the scoring system.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they are dates, but it's in American
so I don't understand those either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of f'in gun...
... fires through a hand, through a leg, through a wall and into a child? I know they don't go in for very solid walls in the US, but blimey! Was he messing about with his sniper's rifle?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Bruce Lacey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmxME2plRI
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification ไปŠใฏไปŠ, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can embed it with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmxME2plRI
 (Sherbs, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post tried that - didnt seem to work
do i need to put it within some other code? I realise I am at fault here. I used to know how to do this. Anyway, you are a lovely person for being arsed to reply
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification ไปŠใฏไปŠ, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edit post..Copy that link but put it straight into the URL not the description
Should work..hope that helps
Failing that, try losing the https://
 (Sherbs, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to know Bruce
What an amazing character. In the 90's he would have a large mid-summer party in his garden in Norfolk. They were some good times.
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky you!
Yes, he seems like a wonderful fellow. I found a link on here someone cool had posted of a Dave Allen documentary about english eccentrics and he was in that - did you see that? Wonderful. Ivor Cutler is in it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification ไปŠใฏไปŠ, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post was he the bloke that flew planes in his attic?

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Who remembers Spangles?
Just heard Alex Cox on Radio6, here he is introducing Halloween.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Professor Michael Dougan of the University of Liverpool on the EU referendum
This bloke gives a really decent, factual, presentation on the Brexit debate. There should have been much more of this instead of the bollocky shit flinging both sides have done so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am actively avoiding all materials on this now
just can't take any more of it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with you entirely, but this makes a refreshing change compared to everything else I've seen.
Even to the extent that I am re-considering my pro-leave view.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post the best place for reason
is by far fullfact.org

it's just an awful lot of reading and thinking involved... i did it a while ago.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes an excellent site
the trouble is directing leavers there and then convincing them that it's not some massive conspiracy. Also if you're interested in what the EU is for and how it works look at europa.eu/index_en.htm from the horse's mouth
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post the problem is that those who believe in conspiracies
are the ones who just shouldn't be voting, politics is boring... not exciting... it's a weighing up of dull facts and even more dull theories and questions...

the second politics is wrapped up as interesting, it's been diluted for the "moron classes", if you are looking for a 'bullet point list of facts' then you shouldn't be voting, because you are clearly not willing to invest the time and effort it takes to be politically literate.

nobody gives a shit about politics anyway, everyone just fucking loves themselves and it gives them an opportunity to have an opinion.

and nowdays we have promoted the idea of opinion like it's something impressive.

I'm days away from climbing a clock tower with an automatic rifle... thank god for gun control.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "you can prove anything with facts"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post it will be an interesting data collecting exercise at least.
At last we'll know exactly where the thickest places in the country are. How many thick people are in each. I'm looking forward to picking through it all
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post the middle classes
are always the fucking problem.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has that website been hiding in plain view? Didn't know about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's been hiding in that
a load of hyperbolic bullshit has obscured it from view...

a simple google of "completely independent EU fact checking" brought it up...

but this has been a battle of emotions and not information... so it's not had the limelight it deserves.. and it won't point you in the direction of a decision so the lazy thick proles wont know what to do with it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl/dw

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression you are already firmly in the remain camp
this would only affirm your choice, so don't bother.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post firm, but genuinely questioning it every now and then to make sure

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lovely phrase, out of context

(ThisIsMyRealName, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post wheeling out academics wont work on most leavers
their whole campaign is based on anti-intellectualism and a deep mistrust of cosmopolitan elites.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^on the head^
And the Trump "reaction" as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yet they want to vote for even more right wing elites and blame everything that is wrong with the world on 1. The E.U. 2. THE 300 TRILLION MUSSIES WITH BROWN FACES COMING TO TAKE MY BENEFITS. 3. THE LOONEY LEFTIES!!!!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post if we do vote to leave it will be an absolute truimph for the thickest elements of our society
- people with stockpiles of baked beans, people with all their cash under the bed, people who watch celebrity love island.
They will all be celebrating
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post im an in voter
but what exactly does it say for our society if that does happen (ignorant voting on misinformation or misguided reasons)... says things need to change... not on eu policy, but on social education and general populous intelligence/well-being. Voting in/out wont help there.
We are a society run on money. Simple. So only financial decisions matter.. the rest doesn't matter (to an uneducated voter makeup) and if they think the Polish, the Turks or any other nationality cannot come to England and work, then it may be that the job they held will be theirs. which is more complicated than it sounds, but actually I have family members that cannot work for their family as they are undercut (Significantly) due to "foreigners" quoting on jobs way under anything my family members can lower their quotes to..... maybe due to shared housing and the fact that most money is shipped abroad (no spouses or children for these chaps in the UK), yet i still vote IN cos its the right thing to do. I cannot blame them for voting out and nothing i say can change it... both labour and conserv have fucked us due to un-policied immigration which they are trying to resolve frantically before people vote out (deals with EU)... its too little too late from our gov. so yes.. im voting in, but 3/4 of my family are out.. and i cant help but have a pang of wanting to join them.
 (ynotchat, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to vote Pedro.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post IT WON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING DIFFERENCE
The world will still be shit and full of hysterical stupid arses, but the shit might just be an very mildly different shade of brown.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Upset
But sadly probably quite true. I'm up for trying a new shade of shit poured on top of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucksake

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post This, we need some sort of chart to chose from though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made it as far as the 20th um.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only lasted until the fifth
But I do like an irish accent and it's been a while
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 20 Jun 2016, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoo hoo hoo hoo hooo um
um um um um
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think I'd last through the entire thing
but he was so compelling that I couldn't stop watching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a link post John Oliver's Brexit bit

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
I've never watched one of his rants all the way through before, and won't bother again. Jon Stewart managed to pull off comedy and insight without so heavy-handedly milking mock outrage for laughs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post but he pulls funny faces

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's indistinguishable from a latter Ben Elton
Neither are funny
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least Elton
wrote his own material. It's painfully obvious that Oliver just parrots off what a room full of unfunny Sherman writers have vomited up after too much cocaine.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The genius that is John Oliver
John Oliver's Australia & Gun Control's Aftermath
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius?
Hyperbole much?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He made me laugh and put forth a sensible argument in one go
Tick
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I like John Oliver
But then I like Stewart Lee too
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Stand Up Empire PBS interview I made this!
Painting while interviewed
 (I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncomfortable viewing.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:45, , Reply)
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Damm I thought you had burst by now.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Where is that tanker full of mustard when you need it!
A rather odd traffic accident!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peta are going to demand a roadside memorial.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 5:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post must've been butter on the road

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek Actor Anton Yelchin Dies in Freak Car Accident
R.I.P
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope someone else tells us about this in a few hours time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post nobody wants to go out
like brian harvey.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was a rehersal gone wrong
after all Brian Harveydid eat a few jacket spuds before hand
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post may the force be with him

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no
What a stupid way to go. I thought you had to be about 69 to die in 2016 but apparently not, I'm worried about leaving the house again now. RIP Chekov :(
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was he wearing a red top at the time?
That'll be it, I reckon.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6
New (last?) one. I love these. Don't watch this if you haven't seen the other five; it'll make no sense. It'll make bugger all sense if you have, mind.

Edit: btw, if you are unfamiliar, put aside an hour and start at the beginning, it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was just about to post this.
It's the last of the crowdfunded ones, anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to post spoilers
but if you've ever looked out for the details during the run, it closes things, I think, with the transition at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I saw that as a proper ending too.
Lots of things finish tidily and then start up again, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you give me a précis of the first five installments?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Green
is not a creative colour.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eating certain food stuff
will make your teeth go grey
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what I have watched but I do recognize the characters.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It puts the lotion
in the file
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find these videos facinating
and to be honest - ive not the faintest idea why.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it
but I like it anyway. It's like twin peaks
 (Roxon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, spent the day thinking about all of this, and I think ive got it
Its a take on Media and its affects on kids. Theyre forcing thoughts and ideas on kids without letting them develop naturally. Therefore stunting their ability to discover it for themselves.

Fast forward to adulthood, and everyone is the same, and no one has the ability to think outside the box, and when someone does, theyre shut down through the inept abilities of everyone else.

So when someone breaks away from the norm even as a child, that an idea might not confirm to social norms its treated as a problem, rather than (from our point of view) an obvious escape.

The whole thing is nightmarish, becuase of the feeling of being trapped. Click this, do this, say this, even if its not correct - Religion is probably a good example of this which most people as they grow up realise.


Anyway, The internet one is a good example(ep3 i think?), just when they reach for a normal way to figure something out - the PC jumps in and prevents people discovering new information, and instead wants them to channel their discoveries fthrough the computer... but the computer through all of its rhymmes and fun, is not their friend.


This is all packaged up in what a horror movie it is for Kids these days when you think about what we expose them too, in the hunt for the perfect childhood. Lets get them a Vtech when theyre 2 yrs old so they become a computer Genius etc.

The whole way we bring up human beings can be a dark place sometimes, and this highlights the issues, and injects just the right amount of edge and sourness to make you feel how dark it is too.

We're a fucked up bunch when you think about it... and i dont just mean on B3ta
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i dont get it
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
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I knew the song/video from the preview pic. Some of those camera angles had a big effect on a young FridgeBadger.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah man had plenty of wanks over her what a beautiful woman...
Still a proper MILF
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post She must have been pretty pissed off
that's a dirty habbit
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sampled Orbital version is so great, even the rather pedestrian original makes the hairs on my legs stand up.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This song cost me a job once.
Blender owes me. I had it on loud on the radio, and the boss didn't like that, and threw the radio across the lab, smashing it. Things went downhill from there and I left within ten minutes. Was many years ago, but never forgotten it.
 (TSLunch, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Publicity for the Star Trek film has taken a dark turn

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's got the same PR man as Brian Harvey?

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post awful, he was very likable as the new Chekov

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
r.i.p.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was better in Terminator I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post As months go this one has been utterly shit.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post how about years

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit.
Watched him in Green Room, which was great, just a week or two ago (Picard is the baddie in that, Star Wars fans). Sad news.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that on Saturday night.
Brilliantly horrible film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 20 Jun 2016, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a link post To hell with Neil Young. New Swans!
Album out 2 days ago. Get it now.
(m.auron, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is rather wonderful.
As good as The Seer, I reckon - though perhaps a bit more accessible for the beginner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find their stuff quite challenging.
I haven't been able to break through to the wonder yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stop with the wonder.
That's enough for me.

I'm really looking forward to seeing them live in October. I think I might take earplugs, though, because I'm middle-aged and sensible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are brilliant live, amazingly LOUD though, earplugs are recommended, regardless of age.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Breathtaking live
literally, so loud it punched the air out of me and made my eyeballs vibrate. Good times, would see again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the heads up. If I've the time and money I'll be trying to see them in Glasgow.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try their '90s albums for a start
"White Light from the Mouth of Infinity" is a very pretty, thoroughly majestic album that almost anyone can enjoy, while still retaining their rather unique musical and thematic qualities.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post preview cock

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite band!
Definitely see them live. Truly indredible, shattering experience.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:46, , Reply)

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