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This is a normal post Because they are a bunch of sadistic cunts
Who kill more pets than cancer and like to put they cuntfaces in everything, fuck them! and fuck the morons who give them money, liberal fucktards the lot of them!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I gather you don't like dolphins

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah keep the evil twunts away from me!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post some people do like dolphins too much though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They are delicious smoked.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 21:54, Reply)
This is a link post Caroline Aherne has passed away

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck You 2016
2016 Cancer
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^Let's research the fuck out of cancer and come up with innovative treatments
and understand the prevention of it, somehow, without the EU funding.

Anyways, if you wanted to run a marathon for Cancer Research, that'd probably be a good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sad, she seemed nice enough.
This being the internet i'm sure someone will correct me on that assumption.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no
Not her. Jesus. I have such fond memories of the fast show. It made my teenage years a bit more bearable.
 (brandthedoggy, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, that's a sad one.
The Royle Family was banal in an amazing way.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if she'll be cremated?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You got plans for her body by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Scorchio!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This ^
We have a winner!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
*guilty lols*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Very sad
I wanted to like her comedy stuff, but everything about her made me want to punch walls. RIP tho
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Scorchio! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Lisa Stansfield will be upset

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she
ever find her baby?
 (TSLunch, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not according to the BBC

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36697713
 (Wilton Mitrowserz, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Very sad
She had a great sense of mischief, it seemed to me. But apparently a lot of demons.
 (TSLunch, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That is shit news.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The millionaire Paul Daniels will be waiting to greet her on the other side

(MagicMoose, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchphrase just won't be the same without her as host.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Great tits.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Some bloke has to ask the police for permission to have sex and he's not happy about it
(sorry for the shit autoplaying video, it's not related to the article)
 (brandthedoggy, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot to check...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ...my privilege?

(brandthedoggy, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post the box

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in two minds about this law.
I'm pretty sure the police have a genuinely legitimate reason for imposing a sexual risk order on the guy. But it's a bit questionable to place those kind of restrictions on somebody after being acquitted of the offense.
I'd hazard a guess that he's been convicted of sexual offenses previously and the police feel he's at high risk of reoffending despite his recent acquittal, but it does seem a BIT petty.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If we go by the feel, why have the law at all?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if once he has notified them
they then contact her and tell her of his intentions. Talk about extreme cock-blocking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't he just call up every day, just on the off chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post Best Illusion Of The Year Contest 2016 Winner*
*yeah, that's a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Funny song' is a shit name for a song
Good illusion though.
 (brandthedoggy, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, Cunt Hammer is a much better name for a song.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Or "Dung Tsunami©".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that bit with the square is a bit mind blowing

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post man this one is even more amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This bloke figured it out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKpOKXAVjGo
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck them gabors
And stick your funny song up your arse
 (I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post your al morans
its clearly "funy song"
 (m.auron, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Bandaloop
stunning stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very impressive
I'll try that on the side of my shed this afternoon
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They remind me of those sticky men the kids throw at windows
Then slowly flipflop there way down the glass
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to like this, but for some reason I don't, not one jot.
Still, got to admire their confidence in the strength of that glass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, i don't know why i dislike it but i really do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pleasant though this is
a perverse part of my brain couldn't help wishing one of the ropes would snap. I think its the same part of my brain that dreams of massive spiders jumping on my face and the like.

Monsters from the id
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "massive spiders jumping on my face"
Queue new video...
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) LEAVE TEAM SPIDERS OUT OF YOUR FANTASIES PLEASE!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jul 2016, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst window cleaners ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ i would check for cracks

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Vertical Drop Dance Troupe'
Careers guidance at school didn't even suggest that as a possibility.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "You've probably never seen anything like this before"
I have because to my shame I have seen gi joe retaliation.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post Have some rabbits I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post marvellous
and only fractionally less disturbing than Watership Down
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you
Yes. Like that. Amazing work!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post How is bunny formed?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post When a mummy bunny and
A daddy bunny, who love each other very much....
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Need to do way with Instain mother

(tomma turn around an bite you every time, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post BOING!
Our bunny bought the farm recently. I must show this to the kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Nice to see a sinister side to Watership Down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post mate, that's really fantastic
You really seem to have levelled up with this one, best one yet. Love the night time bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers old bean
and it only killed after effects 3 times
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful as always.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill, loved your Run The Jewels vid :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Myxomatosis of the mind
I enjoyed that. Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post have you considered
a chaz n dave remix.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right!
It would go well with "There aint no pleasing you"
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I got myxomatosis

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's multiplying?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab as always

Well done. Love the music too. Key changes all over the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post YES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post We've got two rabbits
And I can confirm this is pretty much a documentary. But ours eat more furniture...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think in terms of kittens.
Amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 5:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely superb as ever.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I always feel your music is an underrated aspect of your vids.
There's nothing like it anywhere else. It's like a mad (and maddening) hybrid of Third Eye Foundation and Switched on Bach.

If you put it all on a CD I would buy it in a heartbeat.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful as always
you are a very special human man
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 4 Jul 2016, 0:47, Reply)
This is a link post the-strange-perils-of-running-a-novelty-item-empire
Strange perils of a novelty empire

Handypants FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I will by 6 pairs
but pay with three bails of shredded one dollar bills
 (emptyspace, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post they do Special ones for Village dwellers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I
've read that as 'vampire'.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you like
☆tousles krakens hair
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Coleman cam - Wales vs Belgium I made this!
An exclusive pitch side view of Wales beating Belgium in the quarter final of the Euros, as seen by Wales manager, Chris Coleman.
(jurassicpaul, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a "Chris Coleman"?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's Welsh for something...

(jurassicpaul, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post According to my Welsh phrase book
The most literal translation is "Fuck you, Hercule Poirot".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He's an electrician I know. I don't recommend him, he did a shit job of re-wiring my house.

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what a total bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A Welsh Woy

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post well, I like it
miss the days of yore when managers could have a quiet smoke on the sideline to calm their nerves
 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Jumpers for goalposts.
Little Charlie getting called in by his mum for his tea, so Spazzy Dave took his place and dribbled all over the place, then someone passed him the ball and he tried to fuck it.

Yeah, happy days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post but enough of the last 16
they're onto the semi-finals now
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post stabbed with oranges at half time

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Jul 2016, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Someone registers the gove2016 domain
Always liked this content too.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post As my other half said

(The Referendum) is proof that democracy doesn't work.

The list of prospective new leaders the Conservatives have is a complete shit show, if Gove becomes the next Prime Minister? Jesus. It's like we're a nation of sadists or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that the public have had enough of experts
It's time to let the incompetent have a go.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The permanent plebiscite of global markets is now superior to the plebiscite of the ballot box...
Brave!

New!

Wor... oh bugger!
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
49 percent of us have below average intelligence.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that's how averages work

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sat 2 Jul 2016, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it is certainly true if you use a median for average calculation
But it also makes for an exceedingly boring conversation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gove looks like a shrunken Jo Brand.
 (loci, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Enough of your erotic thoughts
Not quite seeing this.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
*posts contentious comment / link with the purpose of starting an argument*

*realises after first reply that i don't stand a chance and will just look stupid if i take part in the argument i've instigated (and it's not going the way i thought it would, so what's the point anyway?)*

*handily fucks off and disappears until people forget what i've posted and it's safe for me to come back and do it all again*

I have no opinion on this link other than to say you're probably wrong and a moron.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot the bit about putting anyone who holds you to account on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Really, is that what you think? Really!?! I don't need to listen to this stuff from you, why do you always disagree with me? Why can't you see i'm right and you're wrong? Are you some kind of idiot?

I don't like people who 1. can't see i'm always right 2. actually make better points than me and in doing so make me look like the idiot i am 3. can't see i'm always right

And because of that, I'm not even going to lower myself to your standard by replying to and addressing your point.

I'm putting you on ignore (see points 1 and 3).
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The smug self-satisfaction of a sixth-form sociology student

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Im a qualyfied exspert mayte.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Auroras on Jupiter.
I was all like:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think this is bloody ace! Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is really quite awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Elon Musk's new secret lair?
Floating in the upper reaches of Jupiter's gas?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If only it had been areolaes on jupiter

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post £1,000 a month on clothes
and he still can't find a pair of socks in the morning.

Also, you'd think he could find a pair of trousers with equal length legs.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a decent hairdresser.
Or a bar of fucking soap to was those manky fucking feet.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post or fitting clothes

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Trousers are too short..looks a bit like my friend in school whose trousers were always too short. Bless him, his mom spent all the money on fags and booze.
 (Sherbs, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking news: man spends own money

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking news: not his money actually
Broke and sharp, like a forgotten beer glass in a gutter.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That fucking bitch etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bitch, look at what you are making me do!"
"Swipes Amex"
"Cries"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend dated a guy called Darren

Whom we referred to as 'Douchebag Darren'. He was obsessed with shopping and had 100 pairs of sunglasses, and three spare rooms full of clothes, many of which were unopened or not worn.

He was a complete bellend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably very sad on the inside and just desperately wants some approval and validation
... and you call him douchebag Darren
.
.
.
poor old douchebag darren
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a complete twat and bankrupt he should buy BHS
Oh, sorry that has been robbed already.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA What a spaz!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
he has the feet of a 80 year old Chinese farmer hobbit
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Flying Puppy likes tickles.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a few types of bat are daww and squeee, many species are right ugly fuckers, yet they all deserve equal snuggles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly, Bram Stoker dropped this as the opening line for "Dracula".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Burritos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuvaos1WHTk
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdP44iBIvck
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The craziness of Chriropteran shit is one of the wonders of the animal kingdom.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I still think given a chance they would nibble your bits cute as they are

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They certainly would have a go at your fruits

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they is cute
Fruit bats everywhere here. Smell a bit pissy and make sure you are vaccinated if you ever handle them.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 2 Jul 2016, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebola lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:33, Reply)
This is a link post US Patent trolls and brexit.
Just something different to add to the conversation that's not about forrins.

For afters have a piece about tomato marmalade.

www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2016/06/26/brexit-will-free-the-bendy-banana-incandescent-light-bulbs-and-tomato-marmalade/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Another view of all this bollocks:
www.theregister.co.uk/2016/06/24/time_to_refile_your_patents_and_trademarks_britain/

TL;DR:
"...companies will likely need to re-file their patents, trademarks and so on for them to be applicable within the UK. And, if they are a UK business, may need to re-file them in several European countries too."
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice selective quoting there
Allow me to include the start of the sentence that puts the whole damn thing in perspective:

"In other words, if the bureaucrats can't reach agreement, companies will likely need to re-file their patents, trademarks and so on for them to be applicable within the UK. And, if they are a UK business, may need to re-file them in several European countries too."

There's been a lot of complaint about how the leave campaign has misrepresented and lied along the way, but doing it yourself is not helping.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
The likelihood in any negotiations is things like this will not change, it's not really in anyone's interests to either. It's more likely a lot of current legislation will remain in place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of these negative brexit outcome stories rely on 2 elements
A) British civil servants can't negotiate their way out of a wet paper bag.

B) The British public are expecting a bag outcome so badly that they don't question it when people take the piss.

I can't help with the first but I sure as hell won't accept the latter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post David Brent - Lady Gypsy.
I thought the film may be worth a watch, i think he's pushing it a bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Ricky Gervais, Stewart Lee and Limmy.
Do I win £5?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I like all three of them also.
I think Gervais may be pushing a little with this though, i think the film could be funny but doing the kind of thing above is difficult to pull off and get right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i like ricky
stuart lee is just not funny for me. though i don't dislike him. and after subscribing to limmy's youtube channel for years and watching him play computer games i have come to the conclusion that limmy is in fact a fucking cunt.

what do i win?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Limmy was fucking brilliant until he became a minor celebrity.
Then he quickly became utter shite.
His website back before he gained wider recognition was all sorts of surreal brilliance though.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i think he's a comedy genius
and a fucking cunt
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post like as in a not nice guy?
he seemed quite likable to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno. How do you feel about DannyJock?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the greatest comedians of his generation.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The "get lost" generation?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the 18th funniest comedian in the world in his weight category.
FACT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we can all agree
that he's no FunnymanCharlie though.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sat through the trailer at the cinema...
...bag o'shite covered popcorn.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a comedy sketch
or is he launching a singing career?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He's doing a David Brent film where Brent forms a band and tries to become famous.
The trailer didn't look terrible, it's rare for people (especially someone with his background) to pull off the 'funny music video / song' thing though, it tries to be ironic but just comes across as a poor attempt at humour, and this is perfect proof of how badly it can go. Should have just stuck to it being a film and not gone overboard with this kind of crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post As funny,
as cancer.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post A new Numberphile calculator unboxing is out!
Can't get enough of these.

www.ssaarcasfpaa.com/
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ashens did the greatest
calculator review.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post Motorcyclist with two weeks in the saddle learns how to fly
He had a laugh about it later on Twatter:

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Go left! Go left!
OTHER LEFT!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, no leathers on his legs either
That'll sting a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No kidding. Weirdest endo I've seen in a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice of some of them to stop!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lesson 1:

Wear protective equipment.

2: maintain stopping distance. He might have avoided that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic example of target fixation

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:37, Reply)
This is a link post Nigel Farage's 350m interview
on bass
(glenbo, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That is beautiful in its simplicity

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, bloody tricky playing though.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
But yes.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Best not to question.
Now lift up your nightshirt.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post thats fan bloody tastic. i lolled like a wally when he started speaking

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post 11 foot 8 Bridge Scalps Trucks
11foot8.com/about/
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because it's true!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
They'll buff out
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more silly noises

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Would it be so hard to hang a few cowbells 2.8m above the road on either side?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post mexicans would be a cheaper and more viable alternative
Trump is already looking into this possability .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:49, Reply)

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