...and to think we nuked that country. I feel like we could have done a better job.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:06,
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Well you nuked the empty part.
That’s what you got wrong.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:09,
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we did learn a lot
In future, population centers and strategic assets will be targeted rather than empty deserts.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:09,
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But it sure taught that vast empty dessert a short sharp lesson.
No fucking vast emptiness is going to fuck with England for a long time.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 7:38,
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Worrying thought
Oz is full of deadly spiders, right? Well we made some of them radioactive too.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 10:25,
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Spiders?
All their wildlife is deadly and vindictive.
“See that cute koala, don’t turn your back on it because it will fucking kill you... etc”
So yeah, accelerating natural selection (see Chernobyl, where it’s dogs, deers, catfish and ponies) is great dumb yet brilliant idea.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 11:19,
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I'm down with this sort of thing.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:21,
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I wish it was just a
Father Ted-style thing about an incompetent pope. Interested in them working together again, but I can't see how this can possibly work when the original was so perfectly cast. You'll compare...
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 23:01,
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(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 11:54,
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It'll never catch on.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 12:38,
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"I can watch it from my armchair"???
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:06,
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Imagine being able to send and receive messages direct to the President of the USA
What a wonderful utopia that would be. Freedom and Democracy on every street corner End of all trade wars. World peace settled in an instant.
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 17:13,
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I allowed myself a hollow laugh today when I heard an EU panjandrum say that "protectionism is never the answer" in response to Trump's tariffs.
The utter hypocrisy and completely transparent lie was worthy of Trump himself, so there was a kind of symmetry to it.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 18:31,
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and as I've remarked before
the massive availability of good information will eliminate stupid conspiracy theories and ignorance of basic science
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 19:18,
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if only instead of twitter he'd had to use ceefax
Would have slowed him down at least
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:41,
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Is that Tom Scott's mum?
(Varmint, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 18:50,
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"John Major doesn't have a modem"
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 14:22,
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(artifusis doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 23:47,
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Indie Game Review: PixelBOT EXTREME! I made this!
How EXTREME is EXTREME? Do I need to put massive holes in my earlobes and get tattoos of skull faced gypsy girls on my forearms whilst longboarding without a helmet?
It's my birthday?!
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 10:32,
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that game looks fucking hard
(TurboespritVolume knob, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:49,
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This is the nearest I get to actually gaming these days
I can't be arsed to even complete Zelda Breath of the Wild, and that is apparently the best game ever.
"for two months before shoving it through a friend’s letterbox"
Is this a definition of "friend" that I'm unaware of?
(mcvpjd3Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 16:53,
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(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 17:11,
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Well, that looks like a stupid design
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:37,
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Did he not notice that everyone else was only posting small bags of dog shit?
Maybe he lives in a particularly vindictive area.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:51,
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There's a whacking great big picture of a dog on it
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:43,
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POney express was the way in his youth.
Dog, poney, meh, it’s got legs.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 13:57,
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Ironically I've been shitting in the post box
(ohidunno, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:40,
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Bear in mind, this was a Sunday Sport article
so may or may not be utter dogpoo.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 23:35,
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No matter how many times I see this it's still very funny indeed
(Zuowan, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:44,
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that is some next level shit
(TurboespritVolume knob, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:11,
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this is ancient and I used it in a talk about UX fail
https://colmcqux.wordpress.com/2016/01/20/a-neat-way-to-learn-ux/
(colmcq2, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 18:44,
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You didn't click the link, did you?
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 23:47,
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FFS. Brits shouldn't do cosplay.
Every other country does it better by the look of it.
(Never mind the debate as to whether "grown ups" should be doing it at all).
(Varmint, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:41,
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I'm still upset that we stopped calling it fancy dress.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:50,
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Yeah, right. Or Pretending.
(presferatu, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 1:12,
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very true
its just geeky unconfident people in fancy dress standing and turning awkwardly
(Dan dan danThey tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 6:48,
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Or confident being not-awkward because they're conventionally attractive
(custard, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:27,
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its the glowing neon dance floor isnt it
(TurboespritVolume knob, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:52,
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I won't have a go at you for turning out the same video again and again, because you didn't. That camera work was fantastic. You bar-raiser you
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:11,
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The music you use seriously baffles me
(JahledThree shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:29,
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This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".
It's not the work. If it were a one or two-off, it's well done and the new ideas are welcome but it's just a bit of a cookie cutter edit of the same old dough. I also get a tad frustrated that you post and fuck off, ask for feedback all the time and don't do the same for others (or engage in the feedback you get). "Hope you like it!" ad infinitum is also beginning to grind my gears - it's a thin repetitive gruel of accompanying text. Music (see above regarding my gears) And they don't look like any comics I've heard of. Except for that fat one with the glove who looked a bit like Les Dawson. Patreon? Srsly? spamcuntery....j'accuse. Thus ends the feedback. Hope you like it!!!!
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 15:35,
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*Hugs*
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 20:05,
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*swoons*
but i mean, really. where's a "hello you cunt" when it's appropriate? Newcott hasn't popped back, replied, sent flowers or called. The kids are worried and I've got nothing to wear for dinner. Plus... how hard can it be to make a video when confronted with people and costumes like that? eh? EH?!!! Oh, slow it down and speed it up?. Right. It just makes me m-m-m-m---maaaad sir.
hold me
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:17,
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infantilised morons
they've all wanted in their costumes.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Mon 4 Jun 2018, 10:15,
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(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 15:30,
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*clicks*
Not for the cosplay, but this looks like it might be useful for my TF2 clock project.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 16:23,
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I sent dozens of 'official' inverted crucifixes to Bavarian government buildingsI made this!
The Bavarian govt just brought in a law that all state buildings have to display a cross in public, so I sent a crucifix 'from' the prime minister to each of the buildings, but with the hook swapped to the bottom of the cross so it hangs upside down.
Enforced.
Pushing religious adherence is abhorrent, *clicks*.
Edit: Didn't realise Scotland still has blasphemy law.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 14:20,
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Don't think anyone's been stung (last attempt unsuccessfully) with one in fifty years though.
(Benzyl, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 0:58,
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It's the principle of "criticising our belief is illegal" that bothers me.
I recall the last prosecution was in the 1840s, now it might be prosecuted under 'breach of the peace'.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:48,
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Good stuff, hopefully you won't get naughty stepped by the german government.
What was it like working with the Satanic Temple?
Looking at their site they seem like nice people but was expecting more "Satany" sort of things. Apparently atheists too, which I thought odd.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 14:46,
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Nice!
It's the responsiblity of the few remaining rational members of this species to do these things. Job well done.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:04,
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You are doing the Lord's work sir, well done.
(OctoI ruin everything., Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:49,
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Yore ComputerI made this!
Made a bot that tweets out random old pages of 80s computer mags because I figured a lucky dip might be interesting. I'm enjoying it anyway.
(rob, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 12:12,
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Not quite sure why House of Usher protagonist is being tea-bagged.... max laugh.
(Master_SlobUK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 2 Jun 2018, 4:00,
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Indie Game Review: EONIAI made this!
It's Friday... he're last Fridays review while I slowly embalm my liver in preparation for today..
Are we not getting two to make up for the b3ta crash of 2018?
Preemptive candles by the way.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 12:12,
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I was hoping for you to do a "Spanish with Geordie" accent playthrough.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 13:32,
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I’ve an aunt who moved to Devon years ago and has picked up some of the accent.
Pitmatic mixed with carrot cruncher is absolutely hilarious.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 13:45,
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Has she started calling everyone "my lover" yet?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 14:54,
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She has.
Tends to come out as “alreet me lover?”.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 15:02,
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Dust Devil
plenty to see here, the guy who refuses to budge. And the poor chap in the background who gets twatted by a falling object. donk!
Thon man there.
You know what's his face.
(Sn0tters🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 11:24,
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Is he your son then?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 11:25,
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Food snobs
They love the slummy high-street, really.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:45,
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I note they didn't try that with a bag of soggy sausage rolls.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:48,
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Or a flat, cold, leaky steak bake
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:50,
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but they're the best ones!
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 1 Jun 2018, 10:19,
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you won't believe what happens next
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 1 Jun 2018, 10:19,
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hahah best comment:
toddy: "Get to fuck Greggs! Stay in your lane!!! What about your tripple chocolate donuts that are solid by half 3 with a squad of flies Avin a game of manhunt on them?"
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 13:55,
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(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 1:03,
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I was trying to decide if this was fake
I think it probably is on balance, the framing and direction choices seems a little too convenient. But it's enough to put doubts in my mind, so if fake it was very well done
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 5:16,
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the chair legs did seem a bit pre-broken
(ozof, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 5:20,
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Difficult to tell if it is the 4th or 5th take.
Needs more Portrait.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:25,
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"let me push a pre-broken chair in your general direction"
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:49,
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You can tell it is fake because
it is not in portrait or landscape, it is in old TV format.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 15:25,
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ULTRAGAKE
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:22,
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very fake
and they're cunts too.
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 1 Jun 2018, 10:16,
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Fake or not
I enjoy the idea of hitting a busker with a chair
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 12:32,
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tune ID anyone?
(TurboespritVolume knob, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 13:51,
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Well, it's not the original version
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 18:31,
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fuck off!
if he was singing that, the phone guy would be hugging him not bashing him with a chair
(TurboespritVolume knob, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:20,
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