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This is a link post Bogan bothered by buckshot during burn out
In the Aussie theme.
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...and to think we nuked that country. I feel like we could have done a better job.
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This is a normal post Well you nuked the empty part.
That’s what you got wrong.
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This is a normal post There’s documentaries about the cunts.
youtube.com/watch?v=PRvS9HL15lA
Fucking A.
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This is a normal post we did learn a lot
In future, population centers and strategic assets will be targeted rather than empty deserts.
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This is a normal post But it sure taught that vast empty dessert a short sharp lesson.
No fucking vast emptiness is going to fuck with England for a long time.
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This is a normal post Worrying thought
Oz is full of deadly spiders, right? Well we made some of them radioactive too.
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This is a normal post Spiders?
All their wildlife is deadly and vindictive.

“See that cute koala, don’t turn your back on it because it will fucking kill you... etc”

So yeah, accelerating natural selection (see Chernobyl, where it’s dogs, deers, catfish and ponies) is great dumb yet brilliant idea.
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This is a normal post guns? bogans?
takes me back
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This is a normal post Some Antipodeans are so, er, candid and um, unrestrained.

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This is a link post Aussie level: 100
and not fake, apparently
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This is a normal post Dust devil vid below led me to exactly this vid too.

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This is a normal post So very obviously gake.
riotcontent.com/the-viral-experiment-1#/17-million-views/
Here's the rest of the portfolio: riotcontent.com/the-viral-experiment-1

The "haroonsays" content thievery re-upload was a nice find though.
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This is a normal post He got near a small tornado, and then took video of his feet.
Amazing.
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This is a normal post Dust spouts are not tornadoes.

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This is a normal post Brussel sprouts are not tomatoes

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This is a normal post But they go well together
With added potatoes
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This is a normal post That's not a dust spout.
It's a Willy Willy.
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This is a normal post You have the name of someone who would know.

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Henry Rollins springs to mind from the preview picture
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This is a normal post Boys running around in shorts, that's what you like looking at...

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This is a normal post Ya dirty fecker

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This is a normal post Careful now..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=26uo2AJHD40
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This is a normal post I'm down with this sort of thing.

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This is a normal post I wish it was just a
Father Ted-style thing about an incompetent pope. Interested in them working together again, but I can't see how this can possibly work when the original was so perfectly cast. You'll compare...
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This is a link post Tomorrow's World on the Information Superhighway (1994)

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It'll never catch on.
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"I can watch it from my armchair"???
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This is a normal post Imagine being able to send and receive messages direct to the President of the USA
What a wonderful utopia that would be.
Freedom and Democracy on every street corner
End of all trade wars.
World peace settled in an instant.
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This is a normal post I allowed myself a hollow laugh today when I heard an EU panjandrum say that "protectionism is never the answer" in response to Trump's tariffs.
The utter hypocrisy and completely transparent lie was worthy of Trump himself, so there was a kind of symmetry to it.
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This is a normal post and as I've remarked before
the massive availability of good information will eliminate stupid conspiracy theories and ignorance of basic science
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This is a normal post if only instead of twitter he'd had to use ceefax
Would have slowed him down at least
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This is a normal post Is that Tom Scott's mum?

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This is a normal post "John Major doesn't have a modem"

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This is a normal post Half Man, Half Biscuit album

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This is a link post I thought this was nice so I shared it on the internet
Went to see Robben Ford last night and the support band played this. Little bit jazz? Niiiice
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This is a normal post Video isn't available but just listened to it on Spotify. Great track.

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This is a normal post The jazz/C&W crossover we've all been waiting for

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This is a link post hey - is it friday night or is it friday night?
Pucho & His Latin Soul Brothers - Got Myself a Good Man
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This is a link post Indie Game Review: PixelBOT EXTREME! I made this!
How EXTREME is EXTREME? Do I need to put massive holes in my earlobes and get tattoos of skull faced gypsy girls on my forearms whilst longboarding without a helmet?

Find out by clicking the review, you big nonce!
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This is a normal post \o/
epic ending (skipped thru - soz)
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This is a normal post Skipping through is the only way to watch these
I wish I could just skip through half of them too.
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This is a normal post Two in one day?
Is it Christmas?
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It seems so far away...
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This is a normal post how many sleeps?! how many sleeps!?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:56, Reply)
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At least five.
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This is a normal post just one big one

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This is a normal post zzz...
www.youtube.com/watch?hl=ja&gl=JP&v=38wIuDAq2yg
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This is a normal post It's my birthday?!

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This is a normal post that game looks fucking hard

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the nearest I get to actually gaming these days
I can't be arsed to even complete Zelda Breath of the Wild, and that is apparently the best game ever.

Ta
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This is a link post Squizzer trained to do an obstacle course
These varmint will do anything for some nuts
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This is a normal post I bet he drinks Carling Black Label
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBky-kmQReM
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This is a normal post Varmint will do anything for some nuts, except cosplay.

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This is a normal post *Winks*

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This is a normal post Put it away.

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This is a link post Which one of you etc. etc.
Creative revenge by an OAP.
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This is a normal post "for two months before shoving it through a friend’s letterbox"
Is this a definition of "friend" that I'm unaware of?
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This is a normal post Well, that looks like a stupid design

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This is a normal post Did he not notice that everyone else was only posting small bags of dog shit?
Maybe he lives in a particularly vindictive area.
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This is a normal post There's a whacking great big picture of a dog on it

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This is a normal post POney express was the way in his youth.
Dog, poney, meh, it’s got legs.
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Ironically I've been shitting in the post box
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This is a normal post Bear in mind, this was a Sunday Sport article
so may or may not be utter dogpoo.
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This is a normal post No matter how many times I see this it's still very funny indeed

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This is a normal post May prove useful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaho7JSVS1I
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This is a normal post that is some next level shit

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This is a normal post this is ancient and I used it in a talk about UX fail
https://colmcqux.wordpress.com/2016/01/20/a-neat-way-to-learn-ux/
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This is a normal post You didn't click the link, did you?

(, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post London Comic Con I made this!
Hey All,

Been a while since we've done one of these - as always welcome any feedback (especially as we tried a few new things on this one)
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This is a normal post FFS. Brits shouldn't do cosplay.
Every other country does it better by the look of it.

(Never mind the debate as to whether "grown ups" should be doing it at all).
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This is a normal post I'm still upset that we stopped calling it fancy dress.

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right. Or Pretending.

(, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post very true
its just geeky unconfident people in fancy dress standing and turning awkwardly
(, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Or confident being not-awkward because they're conventionally attractive

(, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I always loved this one for the last 20 seconds for reasons which baffle me
youtu.be/xAAnIrvALT8?t=172
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This is a normal post its the glowing neon dance floor isnt it

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I won't have a go at you for turning out the same video again and again, because you didn't. That camera work was fantastic. You bar-raiser you
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This is a normal post The music you use seriously baffles me

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This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".

It's not the work. If it were a one or two-off, it's well done and the new ideas are welcome but it's just a bit of a cookie cutter edit of the same old dough. I also get a tad frustrated that you post and fuck off, ask for feedback all the time and don't do the same for others (or engage in the feedback you get).
"Hope you like it!" ad infinitum is also beginning to grind my gears - it's a thin repetitive gruel of accompanying text.
Music (see above regarding my gears)
And they don't look like any comics I've heard of. Except for that fat one with the glove who looked a bit like Les Dawson.
Patreon? Srsly?
spamcuntery....j'accuse.
Thus ends the feedback. Hope you like it!!!!
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This is a normal post *Hugs*

(, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 20:05, Reply)
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*swoons*

but i mean, really. where's a "hello you cunt" when it's appropriate? Newcott hasn't popped back, replied, sent flowers or called. The kids are worried and I've got nothing to wear for dinner. Plus... how hard can it be to make a video when confronted with people and costumes like that? eh? EH?!!! Oh, slow it down and speed it up?. Right. It just makes me m-m-m-m---maaaad sir.


hold me
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This is a normal post infantilised morons
they've all wanted in their costumes.
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This is a link post Solo - r e d u x

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This is a normal post needs a response
that was aces
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This is a link post Japanese cosplayer makes magic steampunk gun thing
Rest of her channel looks interesting too.
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This is a normal post *clicks*
Not for the cosplay, but this looks like it might be useful for my TF2 clock project.
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This is a link post I sent dozens of 'official' inverted crucifixes to Bavarian government buildings I made this!
The Bavarian govt just brought in a law that all state buildings have to display a cross in public, so I sent a crucifix 'from' the prime minister to each of the buildings, but with the hook swapped to the bottom of the cross so it hangs upside down.


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This is a normal post How does it make you feel?

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This is a normal post How does it make YOU feel?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Like you're a bit cuntish

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This is a normal post A little cross

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This is a normal post Head over heels.

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This is a normal post Like the start of this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbs6GvLeEXQ

Very GC I guess.
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This is a normal post Do a link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbs6GvLeEXQ
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This is a normal post Enforced.
Pushing religious adherence is abhorrent, *clicks*.

Edit: Didn't realise Scotland still has blasphemy law.
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Don't think anyone's been stung (last attempt unsuccessfully) with one in fifty years though.
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This is a normal post It's the principle of "criticising our belief is illegal" that bothers me.
I recall the last prosecution was in the 1840s, now it might be prosecuted under 'breach of the peace'.
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This is a normal post Good stuff, hopefully you won't get naughty stepped by the german government.
What was it like working with the Satanic Temple?

Looking at their site they seem like nice people but was expecting more "Satany" sort of things. Apparently atheists too, which I thought odd.
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Eleganza! *clicks*
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This is a normal post Nice!
It's the responsiblity of the few remaining rational members of this species to do these things. Job well done.
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You are doing the Lord's work sir, well done.
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This is a link post Yore Computer I made this!
Made a bot that tweets out random old pages of 80s computer mags because I figured a lucky dip might be interesting. I'm enjoying it anyway.
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This is a normal post Not quite sure why House of Usher protagonist is being tea-bagged.... max laugh.

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This is a link post Indie Game Review: EONIA I made this!
It's Friday... he're last Fridays review while I slowly embalm my liver in preparation for today..
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This is a normal post Are we not getting two to make up for the b3ta crash of 2018?
Preemptive candles by the way.
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This is a normal post I was hoping for you to do a "Spanish with Geordie" accent playthrough.

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This is a normal post I’ve an aunt who moved to Devon years ago and has picked up some of the accent.
Pitmatic mixed with carrot cruncher is absolutely hilarious.
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This is a normal post Has she started calling everyone "my lover" yet?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post She has.
Tends to come out as “alreet me lover?”.
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This is a link post Dust Devil
plenty to see here, the guy who refuses to budge. And the poor chap in the background who gets twatted by a falling object. donk!
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donk! :D
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This is a normal post That's like me after eating cold mackerel pie.

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This is a normal post Where's the donk?

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post watch the ball fly up at 9 seconds, over to the right

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This is a normal post Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

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www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&v=ckMvj1piK58
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This is a normal post Was hoping it'd be that 😀

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This is a link post That's easy for you to say! I made this!
Best name ever?!
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This is a normal post Thon man there.
You know what's his face.
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This is a normal post Is he your son then?

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This is a link post Food snobs
They love the slummy high-street, really.
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I note they didn't try that with a bag of soggy sausage rolls.
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This is a normal post Or a flat, cold, leaky steak bake

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This is a normal post but they're the best ones!

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This is a normal post you won't believe what happens next

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This is a normal post hahah best comment:
toddy: "Get to fuck Greggs! Stay in your lane!!! What about your tripple chocolate donuts that are solid by half 3 with a squad of flies Avin a game of manhunt on them?"
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This is a link post "Hold on a minute mate, just got to deal with something"

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This is a normal post I was trying to decide if this was fake
I think it probably is on balance, the framing and direction choices seems a little too convenient. But it's enough to put doubts in my mind, so if fake it was very well done
(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 5:16, Reply)
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the chair legs did seem a bit pre-broken
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This is a normal post Difficult to tell if it is the 4th or 5th take.
Needs more Portrait.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:25, Reply)
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"let me push a pre-broken chair in your general direction"
(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell it is fake because
it is not in portrait or landscape, it is in old TV format.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ULTRAGAKE

(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post very fake
and they're cunts too.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake or not
I enjoy the idea of hitting a busker with a chair
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This is a normal post tune ID anyone?

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This is a normal post Think it's this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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This is a normal post Well, it's not the original version

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This is a normal post fuck off!
if he was singing that, the phone guy would be hugging him not bashing him with a chair
(, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:20, Reply)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salade_de_fruits
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