(2Pints, at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:39,
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Perfectly acceptable as it's your buffgay
Happy Candles. Tomorrow however, you're a spamcunt. Not sure. I'll have to ask Fadge.
(unclepills, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:52,
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...and I still can't embed video, after all these years!
(2Pints, at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:54,
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you can go back in and edit the url. Take the first S off.
might work
(unclepills, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 13:12,
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You need the full web link for teh tube, not the mobile link
Saught it aaaaaaaht!
Also, candley wandley shake of the handly to you sir.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 13:26,
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May the candles bring you light and warmth and not just remind you of y
The brevity of life and the inability to edit subject lines
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:35,
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v x
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 19:10,
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I stifled a laugh for fear it would burn valuable calories
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:22,
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Dont forget to panic buy gold
Cash in all youur savings now .....the pound will be worthless, cash machines wont work, banks will collapse ( not all bad then )
(CanonCaliberA big bore, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:14,
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It's started, co-op is already completely out of gold
(jurassicpaul, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:40,
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So is the Bank of England
(CanonCaliberA big bore, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:52,
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Aah Aaaah Mr Brown!
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:00,
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(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 0:58,
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I doff my cap
That is amazing. There are flats near my house where the windows can't be opened (I live in the North, this is a novelty up till now). I think I might buy a box of such cocks and throw some of them at these places. Imagine spending 150k on a flat only to have a dildo stuck on the side. Amazing.
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 2:23,
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They usually come in unmarked packages
So you don't really need the cover story.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 4:59,
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Just think how many corporate offices you could bedeck with rubber winkies
I'd like every investment banker to look out of the window and see a cock on every one.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:21,
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they already see this when they look in the mirror
*satire*
(horrid, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:06,
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gc
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:11,
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Oh I say
Well done!
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:02,
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(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:18,
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And a belated Happy Chinese New Year to you..!
The Henan Shaolin Tagou Martial Arts School celebrating the year of the pig. Hundreds of people all doing what they're told all at the same time rarely looks this good.
It looks about as real as a BBC 2 ident from the mid-2000s
I mean, sure, some of it is real. They may even be real people.
But if you look at the way the flag fluttered - there is no atmosphere in space!
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:21,
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Fucking wushu and their wobbly sword bullshit
Big girl's blouses, the lot of them.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:55,
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Yeah
For a country that doesn't like gays, that's pretty gay.
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 2:27,
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It's more the historical inaccuracy in Chinese state promoted martial arts I object to
There are no historical examples of wobbly swords to be found anywhere outside of the urumi used in gatka. Wushu weapons forms are mostly baton twirling rather than practical weapon usage.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:39,
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Loses a little of its magic when you realise that
Anybody who puts a step wrong will be witness to his entire family being flung into North Korea by trebuchet before being packed up and shipped off to work in an Apple assembly plant for the rest of his natural life.
Modern dancing bears, the lot of them.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:11,
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I ruv busby berkree
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:58,
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I like to think that there's an entire branch of the People's Army
that does nothing except rehearse for this kind of stuff.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:30,
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They are clones
enhanced with genes from swarming ants and murmurating starlings.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:53,
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Humans are fucking weird
(Really?, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:56,
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I spent 10 years in China and had to watch the spring festival gala at least 6 times
It is bad, all of it, even the bits that look momentarily interesting. All I can see here is a load of humans who have never been allowed to think.
(Zuowan, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:50,
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Lots of people don't like thinking anyway.
Enforced conformity is depressing though.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:25,
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Not,as bad as Chinese fucking opera
A disputation of owls in a bicycle factory while a toddler has a melt down.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:31,
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I still can't deal with any Chinese music at all, let alone opera.
(Zuowan, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 8:16,
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EU colours...
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 21:02,
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I just listened to that a few days ago.
For more stuff, this channel is excellent. I've been working my way through his videos for the last few months. www.youtube.com/channel/UCDtx4cC5K1BVe3Wfnp7Y-qg
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:44,
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Jacob Rees-Cock-erI made this!
I got some work! The Mourinho plan was a success and I'm now working with the guys at Joe. This is the first fruit.
(swedemasonanother self-promoting cunt, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:05,
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I like this.
My only regret is I have but one hat to tip.
Top work, as always.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:59,
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Where's that Two Hats bugger when you need them...
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Feb 2019, 13:51,
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Swanning around with his ostentatious collection of hats, no doubt.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:20,
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Nice
(OctoI ruin everything., Wed 6 Feb 2019, 13:49,
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Outstanding.
So was Cassetteboy on the bog when the phone rang then?
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:57,
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c'mon old chap
clap good work and don't be mean
(rob, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:14,
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It's brilliant. But it is b3ta, after all.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:31,
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Very, very good.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:19,
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It’s already turning up on my Facebook
Well done that man.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:48,
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My wife had this on facebook last night.
Liked it then. Like it more now!
Fine work.
(Ugi, it's a game of give and cake, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:04,
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Same here
Saw this, mentioned it to the wife who proceeded to tell me it was old news and she had already seen it on facebook.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:10,
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I too saw this three hours before it was posted here
Surely we should be getting exclusives?
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:44,
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I saw it last year in a bar in Switzerland
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:21,
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I saw it with a handful of hot gravel
before I was beaten to death
(unclepills, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:35,
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Nicely Done!
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:15,
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Smashing it, as always! ;)
(QuiverSearch for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:28,
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even the mogg was bigging this up on twitter
which is kind of disturbing
(mutated monty, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:37,
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Fucking hell
I wonder where the shame threshold lies for cunts like that. Perhaps Eton grinds it away altogether
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:37,
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yes, I saw that yesterday...
He only took exception to 'all right / alright.
Everything else he seems to be fine with.
Possibly on account of being a wet-nursed cunt.
(unclepills, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:45,
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It is about him.
He's centre of the attention. Maybe that's all that matters.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:27,
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*golf claps*
(GeordieJayBummers are deaf, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:12,
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Wonderful! :D
(RoboJo, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:23,
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Savage.
And brilliant.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:15,
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great stuff
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:17,
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Would be great, if it weren't for that bloody vocoder.
(joetotaleblear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:45,
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Well done
Trouble is, it humanises a complete and utter cunt.
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:05,
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Humanising a human.
Whatever next?
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:55,
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White Zombie reunion
(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:20,
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If that shitbag
could hoard more money by kicking a granny in the face, he would put on a special pair of grandmama-kicking-boots.
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:26,
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love it. nice one Swede
(unclepills, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:39,
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This is fucking brilliant
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 8:01,
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(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:27,
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Nightmare.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:04,
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This image of the marabou is unjustified.
In the past 20 years only 5 tourists were teabagged by marabou storks and their gular sacs.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:14,
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Signalling to the storks in the distance
"You want some?" "We are the Marabou ultras .... etc"
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:02,
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Just out of shot is a shed, where they get kitted out with slings and babies.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:03,
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Worst
mexican wave ever!
(mcvpjd3Has no Board Sig yet, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:46,
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Elvis,I made this!
a visayan warty pig from the zoo in my city
haha great job!
(mrmenfolk, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:52,
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Top job!
(Ugi, it's a game of give and cake, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:27,
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Wefail Art
Sorry for two in a row but what with it being quiet enough round these parts, I thought: this Wefail fella is someone us b3tans would enjoy. I've bought a couple of prints off him but today he finally escaped ebay and its arsey charges and opened up his own shop thing with launch discount (the code is at the top of the homepage. These are two of my faves, you can see them better on the website.
Hahaha
That Bobby Gillespie one is mega
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:36,
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aye
totally captures the moment as well as my feelings about brillopad. bigger: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0078/9253/3329/products/[email protected]?v=1549282436
(unclepills, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:55,
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The most glorious TV moment of the last 10 years I reckon
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:12,
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Once again /links costs me money I didn't intend spending
Ace though. Cheers Unc
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:05,
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sorry Towns
you might pick up a bargain as his ebay closes out. You still in UK? Going to Manchester Frank Sidebotttom premiere?
(unclepills, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:09,
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Still here
Though hopefully for no more than a few weeks.
I missed out on the Frank tickets unfortunately. It sold out predictably quickly
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:32,
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Unable to listen more, take your click and run haha, amazing!
(macroscian(1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:54,
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high praise indeed...but without John Nettles.....
(unclepills, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:06,
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I don't understand this world... why rope in Leslie Nielson too?
(mrmenfolk, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:45,
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it's the sun wot won it
(unclepills, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:21,
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Strangely I couldn't hear Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli above the others
it's as if he wasn't singing at all
(MuckTrumpetis winking furiously, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:14,
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Can't unsee
A game where you have to pick the most correct design
6980
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:38,
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bit subjective
I thought rounded corners were out of fashion?
(horrid, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:24,
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Back in now apparently
Less bitey
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:36,
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6830
Definitely too subjective on a few (button left and right padding for example).
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:30,
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Agreed.
It relies on you being familiar with the original design too often.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:34,
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Particularly the very first example
Where the 'right' answer has a glaring typo.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:39,
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7070
I do a bit of this as a job anyway so I should probably do better. *Gallic shrugs*
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:07,
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