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This is a link post GC be damned - Troops
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(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly acceptable as it's your buffgay
Happy Candles.
Tomorrow however, you're a spamcunt. Not sure. I'll have to ask Fadge.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and I still can't embed video, after all these years!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you can go back in and edit the url. Take the first S off.
might work
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You need the full web link for teh tube, not the mobile link
Saught it aaaaaaaht!

Also, candley wandley shake of the handly to you sir.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post May the candles bring you light and warmth and not just remind you of y
The brevity of life and the inability to edit subject lines
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:35, Reply)
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v x
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post A Beginner's Guide to Panic Buying I made this!
Sure we'll be fine...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I stifled a laugh for fear it would burn valuable calories

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont forget to panic buy gold
Cash in all youur savings now .....the pound will be worthless, cash machines wont work, banks will collapse ( not all bad then )
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's started, co-op is already completely out of gold

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post So is the Bank of England

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Aah Aaaah Mr Brown!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post only about 5 tonnes at present
changes now and then
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Great shot kid, that was one in a million! NSFW

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I doff my cap
That is amazing. There are flats near my house where the windows can't be opened (I live in the North, this is a novelty up till now). I think I might buy a box of such cocks and throw some of them at these places. Imagine spending 150k on a flat only to have a dildo stuck on the side. Amazing.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They usually come in unmarked packages
So you don't really need the cover story.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just think how many corporate offices you could bedeck with rubber winkies
I'd like every investment banker to look out of the window and see a cock on every one.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post they already see this when they look in the mirror
*satire*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post gc

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I say
Well done!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Spang!
😂
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Brilliant!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good throw
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be a demonstration sport at the next Olympics.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Willy wanging
I'd watch it
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a thing of beauty.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Was deleted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM_ozWWAXKw
(, Mon 11 Feb 2019, 1:07, Reply)
This is a link post Electromagnetic brainology
One of the works in the new exhibition that launches tomorrow at the art gallery I work at.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post And a belated Happy Chinese New Year to you..!
The Henan Shaolin Tagou Martial Arts School celebrating the year of the pig. Hundreds of people all doing what they're told all at the same time rarely looks this good.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks about as real as a BBC 2 ident from the mid-2000s
I mean, sure, some of it is real. They may even be real people.

But if you look at the way the flag fluttered - there is no atmosphere in space!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking wushu and their wobbly sword bullshit
Big girl's blouses, the lot of them.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
For a country that doesn't like gays, that's pretty gay.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more the historical inaccuracy in Chinese state promoted martial arts I object to
There are no historical examples of wobbly swords to be found anywhere outside of the urumi used in gatka. Wushu weapons forms are mostly baton twirling rather than practical weapon usage.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Loses a little of its magic when you realise that
Anybody who puts a step wrong will be witness to his entire family being flung into North Korea by trebuchet before being packed up and shipped off to work in an Apple assembly plant for the rest of his natural life.

Modern dancing bears, the lot of them.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I ruv busby berkree

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think that there's an entire branch of the People's Army
that does nothing except rehearse for this kind of stuff.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They are clones
enhanced with genes from swarming ants and murmurating starlings.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are fucking weird

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent 10 years in China and had to watch the spring festival gala at least 6 times
It is bad, all of it, even the bits that look momentarily interesting. All I can see here is a load of humans who have never been allowed to think.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of people don't like thinking anyway.
Enforced conformity is depressing though.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not,as bad as Chinese fucking opera
A disputation of owls in a bicycle factory while a toddler has a melt down.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I still can't deal with any Chinese music at all, let alone opera.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post EU colours...

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Drainage basin maps of the world.
It's better than it sounds.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It is
Lots of landlocked ones in the states
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Trippy cool!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Speaking of horror soundtracks
here's the original porn theatre music from American Werewolf
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I just listened to that a few days ago.
For more stuff, this channel is excellent. I've been working my way through his videos for the last few months. www.youtube.com/channel/UCDtx4cC5K1BVe3Wfnp7Y-qg
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Jacob Rees-Cock-er I made this!
I got some work! The Mourinho plan was a success and I'm now working with the guys at Joe. This is the first fruit.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
My only regret is I have but one hat to tip.

Top work, as always.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's that Two Hats bugger when you need them...

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Swanning around with his ostentatious collection of hats, no doubt.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post b&

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding.
So was Cassetteboy on the bog when the phone rang then?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post c'mon old chap
clap good work and don't be mean
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant.

But it is b3ta, after all.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very good.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s already turning up on my Facebook
Well done that man.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife had this on facebook last night.
Liked it then. Like it more now!

Fine work.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
Saw this, mentioned it to the wife who proceeded to tell me it was old news and she had already seen it on facebook.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I too saw this three hours before it was posted here
Surely we should be getting exclusives?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it last year in a bar in Switzerland

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it with a handful of hot gravel
before I was beaten to death
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely Done!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Smashing it, as always! ;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post even the mogg was bigging this up on twitter
which is kind of disturbing
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
I wonder where the shame threshold lies for cunts like that. Perhaps Eton grinds it away altogether
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, I saw that yesterday...
He only took exception to 'all right / alright.

Everything else he seems to be fine with.

Possibly on account of being a wet-nursed cunt.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It is about him.
He's centre of the attention.
Maybe that's all that matters.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *golf claps*

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful! :D

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ace

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Savage.
And brilliant.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Would be great, if it weren't for that bloody vocoder.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
Trouble is, it humanises a complete and utter cunt.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Humanising a human.
Whatever next?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post White Zombie reunion

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If that shitbag
could hoard more money by kicking a granny in the face, he would put on a special pair of grandmama-kicking-boots.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
love it. nice one Swede
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking brilliant

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Top work
keep it up
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing.
ama
zing
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Marabou storks
Nairobi National park
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nightmare.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This image of the marabou is unjustified.
In the past 20 years only 5 tourists were teabagged by marabou storks and their gular sacs.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Signalling to the storks in the distance
"You want some?" "We are the Marabou ultras .... etc"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Just out of shot is a shed, where they get kitted out with slings and babies.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst
mexican wave ever!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post Elvis, I made this!
a visayan warty pig from the zoo in my city
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post tuneful little bugger

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post awww

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:21, Reply)
This is a link post Beatles Film / Image Challenge I made this!
Photoshop (ah, oh dear!) them in to films or give
us some lovely song based cinema puns.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
i like this lots
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
yay
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha great job!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Top job!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post Wefail Art
Sorry for two in a row but what with it being quiet enough round these parts,
I thought: this Wefail fella is someone us b3tans would enjoy.
I've bought a couple of prints off him but today he finally escaped ebay
and its arsey charges and opened up his own shop thing with launch discount
(the code is at the top of the homepage.
These are two of my faves, you can see them better on the website.


(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That Bobby Gillespie one is mega
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
totally captures the moment as well as my feelings about brillopad.
bigger: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0078/9253/3329/products/[email protected]?v=1549282436
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The most glorious TV moment of the last 10 years I reckon

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:38, Reply)
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Good find and somewhat disturbing


(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:58, Reply)
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Strange to think he's only 46 there, he looks at least 15 years older
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post be more bobby!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that style.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Once again /links costs me money I didn't intend spending
Ace though. Cheers Unc
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry Towns
you might pick up a bargain as his ebay closes out. You still in UK? Going to Manchester Frank Sidebotttom premiere?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Still here
Though hopefully for no more than a few weeks.

I missed out on the Frank tickets unfortunately. It sold out predictably quickly
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
there's an extra showing, same night now. 8.40pm

edit: homemcr.org/checkout/?pid=356450
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post More bloody expense :)

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bobby Gillespie arrived today
and the ink is fucking amazing. looks like delicate powder.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You deserting us before brexit, you swine?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully

(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Smallbrianfield?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post Ferry Aid
I'd clearly blocked this one from my memory.... them's some 'mazin' 80s slebs in it, innit?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
On a similar note
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ldEz5h4RMU
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post On Liam Racist Day, call me racist but
that Rhino Lychee is uncanny
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Predictably awful.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta.com

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Unable to listen more, take your click and run haha, amazing!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
high praise indeed...but without John Nettles.....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't understand this world... why rope in Leslie Nielson too?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's the sun wot won it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely I couldn't hear Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli above the others
it's as if he wasn't singing at all
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Can't unsee
A game where you have to pick the most correct design

6980
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post bit subjective
I thought rounded corners were out of fashion?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Back in now apparently
Less bitey
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 6830
Definitely too subjective on a few (button left and right padding for example).
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
It relies on you being familiar with the original design too often.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Particularly the very first example
Where the 'right' answer has a glaring typo.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 7070
I do a bit of this as a job anyway so I should probably do better.
*Gallic shrugs*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to play the
motherfuckingwebsite.com take on this.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing wrong
... is that it says those bloody wasteful speech bubbles

that space everything

out so you can't

see a whole conversation

on the screen at

once

are

"correct".
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Charles Bradley - Black Velvet

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot more chilled out than their 2006 hit 'Crazy'.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:58, Reply)
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(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Two new albums from Sunn O))) this year? Go on, then.
Here's a taster. Meanwhile, there's a bit more information here.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post so this bit was new then? still sounds the same and still sounds awesome

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes please!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I KNEW IT

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ITS MAGIC!

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a penis isn't it?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot this was a thing.
My first drawing was a CDC...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, 17 years!
Happy Candles elder b3tan.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 17...
you want to get out more.

candles up your hoop sir.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 19:21, Reply)

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