It's the crime of the century.www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/07/03/science-online-bank-heist.html
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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A BBC article of this was posted last week.Oh noes, my pixels have been stolen!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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It's not just pixels, it's hours/days/weeks/months spent getting said pixels.200bn ISK would take one player about 2 years to get by 'normal' means in EVE.. or you could just steal it in the blink of an eye and be on the news sites.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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I'm amazed at how long all the news sites took to pick it upIt was first reported last October and it wasn't just one player's currency. But then again, if you are going to give money to another player for them to keep safe, you have got to expect this might happen.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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It maybe just pixals, but it still ovbously has a value.If you lost your hard drive and all your backups, essenchaly you'ld just be loosing your pixals, but if you've got your life's work on there (or even just your last X amount of years hobbying), then it's more than that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:07,
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I don't really know what the consequence of losing this sort of pixel is in the game,but surely if you're going to play any game, you've got to accept that there's a risk of not winning all the time, otherwise why bother?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:09,
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although if you play a game that includes theft as part of the experienceyou can't really complain if someone steals from you
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well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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I considered playing thatAnd then realised not even *I* am that geeky.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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I think that's fair enough,probably made a decent bit of gossip ingame.
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I played EVE for a few years.Gets boring after you realise everyone is cheating and stealing.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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hey fuckfaceare you still going to be in warrington next week? i am doing some work at the golden thingy shopping mall and wondered if you wanted a beer maybe weds night?
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:09,
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this is what a world full of online autisms would be like.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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The idea of EVE appeals to meBut then I look at actual gameplay videos and it just appears to be MICROSOFT EXCEL: IN SPACE!
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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Quick! EXCELLERATE!We need more fuel CELLS!
We explore un-PIECHARTed space.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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affirmative.It's a nice game, the devs/mods are lazy cunts and thus everyone gets away with everything, even blatant exploiting. Then of course the developers were found to be cheating themselves and it very quickly lost any appeal.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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PsstI got some mad electronic dollars I can sell you cheap. 5 000 000 for only €10 000
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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I'd buy this €2 for twenty quidwhatsontv.co.uk/blogs/tvspy/files/2008/08/homer-euro.jpg
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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I've got a very rare 20p coin accidentally minted as a 50p coin.Would you like to buy it off me for fifty quid?
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yeah, I saw thatweird, as it's not real money. It is an investment of time though, I think I'd be annoyed if I'd progressed that far in a game then had it all stolen. On the other hand, it's all ephemeral really.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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I think they've got one of those in West Midlands Safari Park.(
Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:15,
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beano minnietheminxim looking for minnietheminx beano uk did in the 1980s but for some reason, i think someone died, they only have a tribute so desperate dan
did anyone read the beano minitheminx or know where to find it?
ps this is my frist post on talk because i want something lol
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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Likewise for my 30,000thI might do something epic for it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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keep your cock in?(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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i thought you were still using that head dobbernot willy dobber
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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Druid, you're destractting attention from my LOLarious local newspaper headline.MINUS a MILLION POINTS
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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I remember Minnie the Minx,I don't remember if she was in the Beano or the Dandy though, I think the Beano but sometimes they used to switch from one to the other.
Bananaman was the best one in the Dandy.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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I liked The Numbskullsdon't remember which one they were in.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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No.The Numbskulls were in Beezer and later in Whizzer & Chips.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:29,
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It's all a bit of a blur,but the Dandy was generally inferior, the humour relying mostly on puns.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?(
Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40,
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Whereas the Beano was based more on child abuse.I liked the cow pies in the Dandy.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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The Topper and the Beezer were the best really(
Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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I used to get Whizzer & Chips.That was fun, but I did like The Beano too.
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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OLD.I bought the Dandy but only because my brother bought the Beano. I preferred the latter.
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Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:54,
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Actually I barely remember themI just wanted to bring them up for posterity
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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I tried that but I got Mickey the Monkey smeared all over my arseSad times
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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Oink! was best,sadly I missed out on it at the time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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Dennis the Menace had it coming,the little cunt.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:52,
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He really was a shit, wasn't he?I think sometimes they had difficulty keeping him on that fine line between mischievous and mean.
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Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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I really went off it when he built a tank in the shed.This is the boy who can't do hard sums, and yet he can somehow construct a "softy seeking missile" from scratch. It doesn't even make sense. Walter's the one who should have been inventing stuff.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:06,
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Dandy and beezer originally I thinkbut they got put in the Beano years later
or was it the other way around?
Edit *checks* I was right the first time.
point being some characters change from time to time.
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RedStar returneth, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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i think i may still have some of the old comics with her inbut they are in a box in a loft near doncastor
sorry, have you tried looking on that internet place?
EDIT: and she was in the beano as i never read the dandy
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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You smell.I'll be in Suffolk on Friday for sure now :)
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Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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Hello Malchick, we're having another Dublin bash.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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Oh, now, I DEFINITELY won't be able to afford that :PPlus, that's my birthday.
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Malchick, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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Here is the news;www.anfearrua.com/db.asp?a=topicdisplay&tid=660225
ROFL, etc.
What do you people need assistance with right now?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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I'd like you to come and click all these buttons for me please(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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pfft.I could do with a cup of tea.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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Blimey, that's one shit editor at work there. Or a genius one.Have you submitted that to the newsletter?
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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You should.The world needs to see this. Well, 100,000 people need to get an email with something about it in it on a Friday, which they put off opening and flag as 'read' two weeks later.
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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Do you know what I've gone and done?I've gone and submitted it to the newsletter.
If it gets included I'm going to sue rob for racism.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:43,
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radio 1 minimixim looking for a minimix nero uk did on radio 1 last week (thursday or friday) but for some reason, i think someone died, they only have a tribute so michael jackson.
did anyone download the nero minimix or know where to find it?
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Nope, sorry.I do suggest a spellchecker though.
/Edit
Oh, and the shift key is your friend.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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why?seems fine to me, although i have just got out of bed, did i miss something?
edit, its far to early for things like that :P
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We like to spell prooperly on this website.So it goes.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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Prooperly?www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/erm...piston.jpg = incase of edit :P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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I thought he was being ironic.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:33,
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I really hope he was, then again it is piston ;)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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Prooperly?www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/prooperly.jpg
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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Prooperly?www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/proooooooooooooooooooooooooplerdasa.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40,
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i'm a total fucking hypocritespelling and punctuation are very important to me
capitalisation, not so much
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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YEAH me too FUCK THEM ALL that's what i say YEAH. FUCK YEAH.*bolshies*
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sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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Nope, sorry.I do suggest eating more fruit and veg, though.
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ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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Have you tried looking on the back of a dog?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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I've only got a minimickWould you settle for a leprecord?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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nope, sorry.Try the Radio One website, as a novel idea?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:28,
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But it's full of Ghouls 'n GhostsAnd I just lost my armour :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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oh noes a grue!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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I don't remember weetabix shaped monsters in the gameI've never completed it though
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:33,
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you should try a portal gun(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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Bloody HellFucking Labour government :(
They promised five years ago that 07/07 wouldn't happen again.
And, fifth year in a row, here we are. Again.
EMPTY PROMISES.
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I giggled at that and felt ashamed.And then memories of my standup surfaced and then suddenly, I didn't feel so bad.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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Yes, I think that was the one.*Takes it on the chin*
God that hurt.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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1. Don't take pre-written stuff onto the stage2. Don't chat with audience members that you know.
3. Cohesion. Move from one subject to the other smoothly. If you just say "Chavs, eh?", it just sounds awkward
4. If something feels like it's not working, wrap it up. Don't just stop the story half way.
5. Swear for comedy effect only.
6. There's nothing wrong with jokes. Stories are fair enough, but only if they're funny and work. Next time, get some jokes on stand-by. Like the typical one-liner.
7. Slow down the pacing. The bit where you describe the driving instructor is a funny chain of words, but you rushed through them; slowing down means the audience can hear you, and if there's a joke being said, they need to be able to hear it.
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1. nerves2. nerves
3. nerves
4. nerves
5. nerves
6. ...
7. nerves
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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1. Constructive criticism2. Constructive criticism
3. Constructive criticism
4. Constructive criticism
5. Constructive criticism
6. ...
7. Constructive criticism
My first gigs were shit, then I was told how to improve them. If I wasn't told, I wouldn't have improved.
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ThisMy arse could have made a noise that rivalled a dog whistle I was that nervous.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:22,
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50-60 is a lot. My first gig only had about 30 peopleTry small. Try like, a table of friends. Whenever I get a new stand up idea, I usually go through it with friends or I do a truncated version on YouTube to seek response, and *then* I put it in my act.
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I hate public speaking, so I know how you feel,it was bad enough when I had to give talks at Uni in front of 5 or 6 people.
But this is why I don't attempt to do stand up comedy!
Maybe I will do one day, though. Sometimes I imagine myself doing it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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8. Wear a big spinning hat(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:22,
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Thanks for that!Oddly enough the guy who signed me up suggested I do more. And I was bloody nervous. Perhaps a dose of valium before I go on stage would be a good idea.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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Another tip..You seem to be into the "story telling" comedy. If you do, there is nothing wrong with exaggerating things for comedy effect. Rhod Gilbert's stand up about luggage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAD1uTR1SY) is only about 15% true. Make things funny, and they become funny
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^all thesealso don't get drunk before.
Also stuff like this helps alot.
www.laughinghorsecomedy.co.uk/comedycourses/twodaycourse.htm Doesn't teach you how to be funny, just polishes and gives you tips.
But sometimes, some people aren't that funny. Not everyone (in fact hardly anyone) can do stand up comedy. Otherwise everyone would be doing it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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Ooh!I'll have a closer look at that.
/Edit
Edinburgh? Interesting! I was planning on buggering off up there for a few days.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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Honestly?Confidence was good.
Delivery, not bad but needs work.
Content was crap. You need some good material to work with.
And at least you had the guts to do it.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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Some content could've been oklike the "that could've been my bike" gag, but the delivery went completely wrong. Mainly due to the flow being interupted talking to the cameraman.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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Ah yes, Mr Nick Kinkead.Bastard said he wouldn't film me. And then he did.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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Londoners are a panicky lotIt's not a good weekend in Rotherham unless a bus blows up
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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AyeAnd it isn't terrorism, it's urban regeneration.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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I'm still not keen on them trying to push this ID card bollocks through. I ain't fucking getting one.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:16,
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it looks like they're trying to sneak some business contracts through nowso that the next government won't legally be able to pull out of it, which is thoroughly democratic of them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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It's bollocks.Fucking wobbly jowled Scottish cunt.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:19,
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I don't think it's being done purely to spite anothergovernment. If you had a business, you wouldn't invest in staff and equipment to make & maintain the system if there was a chance the next government would scrap it, would you?
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:19,
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yeah but it's the government that's trying to tie it up,of course I don't blame the companies so much for going for the business deal.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:21,
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Of course they are, because no business in its right mind would invest otherwise.(
Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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Well, quite.It's a bit of an awkward state of affairs, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:32,
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I'm conflicted on ID cardsOn one hand, I don't like the idea of being forced to carry something around with me just so I can prove who I am to people
But on the other hand I see the Scandinavian countries and it makes hopping between nations quite easy. They often don't even have passports.
I don't know.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:18,
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I don't have a problem with carrying a card, but I do have a problemwith how secure my information is, and that I have to pay to carry one.
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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I can see some of the benefits,but the way it's being set up seems to be way over the top, and far too vulnerable.
The fact that the maximum penalty for not informing them of a change of address is £2000 makes me wonder exactly who this is really supposed to benefit.
If it was entirely voluntary, if it wasn't tied to a centralised database containing everything about you, if they didn't demand to know so much frankly irrelevant crap (including keeping a permanent record of every time you ever use the card for anything), I might have been tempted to get one because I could use some sort of ID. But this thing? No way.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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These are excellent pointsI should read up on this more. I'm woefully ill-educated on the matter
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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Are Londoners the new scousers?Some people died. What's wrong with having a nice quiet memorial?
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Fighting back against racismI stumbled onto the Black Weblog Awards and was incensed that it was only for black people (I'm even less black than MJ), luckily it's possible to nominate your own site so if you feel like helping to make a point, please vote for me here: vote.blackweblogawards.com/vote/tovNFT9Iw5JaZp1t
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There is no catagory for 'Most Glittery Myspace Page'(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51,
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I don't think Bollywood excludes non-Indians from taking part in their productions,it just happens to be in India.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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they have to be British, I guess,but I don't expect they have to be white. This is more nationalist than racist. Which is an entirely different kettle of fish. Isn't it?
Is it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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BAN EVERYTHING!(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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Why, is your site only white on whiteWith white sidebars and a white logo?
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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I considered reversing the colorswould that be a site in blackface?
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Change your site name to 'What's The Deal With Nig Nogs" and I'll vote for it(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
to be honestI'm just looking forward to have a good old argument when they try and remove me from the competition
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this would be called "trolling"(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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is that your homey page?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53,
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"the black or white weblog awards"or "the decidedly non-racist awards"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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Start your own one for whites onlythen see who get branded as racist.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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yeah how come you can have a blacks only one, and that's not racist,but if you had a whites only one, that's racist.
I think that's well racist, that is.
I do get his point, to be honest, but being an arse about it probably won't be productive.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:58,
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Because white people have been treading all over black people for centuries and that's not right but it still happens(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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Well if they don't like it they should just go home to the BahamasThat's where black people are from, right?
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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true enoughafter all it's only recently that black people were allowed to enter the mainstream website awards
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I think if they want to promote interesting weblog about African American culture and hold an awards then why can't they?It never said a white person can't enter of write a weblog about it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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Do you really care?Do you have a very good website that would otherwise cater to black interests but curse the fact that your Caucasian descent makes you ineligible for a black website award?
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ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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"black interests"see, here's another one. Why should black people necessarily be interested in a different set of things from white people?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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Becuase they are due to difference in culturesSo you're saying they should sit around and do what white people want to do? People are different, it doesn't make you racist.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:18,
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no of course not,they should do what they want, not just "black things".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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It's because whitey ain't got no culture to celebrate,souless mutha fuckas.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Yeah I know that,but if black people now all come together and segregate themselves and cultivate an identity based around the fact that people who have very dark skin constitute a completely separate "sort of person", that this isn't really helping because that's precisely what white people did to them and what caused all the trouble in the first place.
I don't know what the solution is, to be honest, but I have a bad feeling about this particular approach.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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You've missed the pointIt doesn't say anywhere that only black people can enter.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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see the rules page"The Black Weblog Awards are for weblogs by Black people."
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Ah, furry muff.Even still, if they want to hold an awards to promote black culture I still don't understand what the problem is.
White culture hardly needs promotion. That's the aim of the Black Web Awards and I think it's a great idea.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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I agreeI have no problem with an awards to promote black culture, just the fact that non-blacks are excluded
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It is called the "Black Weblog Awards",and it's "fueled by Blackweb 2.0".
It makes me a tad uneasy.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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no I'd feel equally uneasyabout a website fuelled by "whiteweb 2.0"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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I met someone who lived in Edinburgh who was really racist onceI take this to mean that everyone in Edinburgh is incredibly racist
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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nobody complainedwhen Amy Winehouse or Tim Westwood won MOBO awards
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Today isn't going very well, the men came to deliver the sofa but itdidn't fit through the corridor and round into the lounge, so it'd a glazier job. However, I have TEA so it's all OK.
What did you last try to put into a hole too small for it? With or without the aid of two men.
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:40,
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We had to go through the window when putting my sofa bed in my living roomIt just wouldn't fit round the corner, goshdarnit.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:41,
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put it in the washing machine on a hot wash(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:41,
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Oh, this is just begging for a comedy answer involving kiddy fiddling(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
My sofa will be easy to get to the lounge when it arrives.Through the sliding patio doors in the dining room, then it's straight through the hallway into the lounge. No corners to contend with :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:43,
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so what you're saying is you like your women with giant cavernous vagina?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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I tried to put my finger up cuffberts bum but it didn't fit.(
Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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a pallet full of computers,tried to wheel it through a doorway
it got wedged
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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what you need is for someone to materialise the door of their time machine in a convenient place.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:45,
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COCKS AND EYES(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:45,
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No sofa fun today.A man is coming round tomorrow to look at the window.
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Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49,
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what you need is for the portal gun from the portal-based game 'portal' to be real(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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I don't think he even has a sofa, his chaise is a lie(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51,
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You terrible person.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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I tried to push my bottom into my dickhole. yeah, I went there bub...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:47,
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My dad broke his foot a few years backMy mum was wheeling him to xray in a wheel chair and tried to negotiate a double door that had only one side open.
She wedged him in it, because he had has hands on the wheels trying to help, he broke his finger. He now sees the funny side though
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48,
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I tried to fit a square peg into a round hole once.When I started posting on /talk.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48,
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You should have concentrated more on posting than doing terrible woodwork then you might have been ok.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:50,
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Someone should come up with some sort of gun that fires portals(
Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49,
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helicopter vs Sniperimg229.imageshack.us/img229/4218/gifbinflippingoffsniper.gif
just thought id share this
Edit:
My bad - this shouldve been on the links board.
Sorrys.
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there's a blood vessel in my leg the throbs in a similar way to my phone vibrating in my pocketIT MAKES ME FEEL POPULAR
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:40,
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Giving him the finger will stop him from shooting US troops :PHe was that close he could have picked up the rifle :P
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:40,
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he should have kicked it off the roofTHAT would have been funny
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48,
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No problemo :)I would have dropped a grenade before flipping off though.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:41,
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GASPbut it's a pug. PUSHING A PUSHCHAIR WITH MINI PUGS IN!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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Ha ha :DI bet Wormulus is running around the office with his shirt over his head now.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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I did that once in primary schooland ran into a wall :(
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:19,
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The only time I tried it was when my T-shirt was too tight and small and it ended up looking like I was headbutting myself in the stomach(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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we used to put our hands in our coat pockets and lift them in the air so our coats acted like sailson the other side of our school fence was a huge grave yard and for some reason it was really windy. We'd blow all over the playground and it was awesome.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:22,
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I used to just do up my top button of my jacket and use it like a capeAlso whenever we played 'Superman' with my 4 mates one was Superman, one was Superboy one was Superboy 2 and I was bloody 'Supercat' :'(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:25,
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I like to think that is what Jam Master Geordie actually does when he says 'cape'(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
awwwwwwwwthink about that though, supercat had to be the best one because he's faster, more nimble and has supersenses.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:28,
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I was only allowed to talk in meows :(They all had sonic boom vision and freeze breath. I had laserclaws and average squealing.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:31,
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AyeAnd 4 paws filled with awesomely sharp claws.
With the added bonus of looking very cute.
I can imagine Supercat looking like this.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:32,
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It was SHIT. Superman is shit game anyway, I never wanted to play it. I wanted to play SpidermanWhen we played Spiderman I was Spiderman. We also had Spiderboy, Spiderboy 2 and Webcat.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36,
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When playing Spiderman you had to wear your jacket back to front too.I've got no idea why.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37,
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oh my...how entirely unhilarious
i'm certainly not trying my hardest to conceal an explosive laugh in the office right now
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:35,
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Supercat 2(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:37,
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Smelly Mark Herbbage was the evil person and we'd whip him with skipping ropesHe was always the bad guy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:39,
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oho yes that was a good game for windy days,and when it was calm it was time for Dizzy Ducks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:28,
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have you seen this?!www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdLVLPoRXR4
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34,
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isn't acceptance the last stage?gotta go through denial, anger, depression and bargaining first
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36,
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You're confusing it with the twelve steps of zing.admitting that one cannot control one's zingage
recognizing a great zinger that can give strength;
examining past zingers with the help of a sponsor (experienced member);
making amends for these zingers;
learning to live a new life with a new code of behavior;
helping others that suffer from the same addictions or compulsions.
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ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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Hello, er, whoever we're going to be accusing you of being.(
WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:26,
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This is about me and a short bald man.I was in the same restaurant as Greg Wallace yesterday. I did not shout COOKING DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS at him.
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I saw John Torode in sainsburysHe's quite tall.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:02,
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You should've gone right up to himand watched his come face when he was eating his pudding.
In other news, I've come to work on my day off for a course which they've cancelled and not told me. HOOBASTARDRAY
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05,
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I once saw the guy from the bt adverts and my family in a small italian restaraunt next to a theatreI didn't say anything because he was eating a meal and I doubt we would have a comfortable conversation the initial awkwardness of me going over and saying 'hey, you are the guy from the bt adverts and my family in a small italian restaraunt next to a theatre, lets talk'
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:05,
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If he says no, you could say,"But, it's good to talk!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07,
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obviously I'd be holding a knife throughout all of this(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07,
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I saw Michael Buerk in the street onceHe always looks like he's just given up smoking
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:06,
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I saw him driving his jag.he may have been transporting ethiopians
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07,
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I hate the way both of them hover the spoon in front of them from about a meter away and the snatch at it like a hungry cheetah.Also he sounds like a bit of a dick boasting about going out with fit 17 year olds like it's something great. The only reason he's boasting is because he couldn't go out with fit 17 year olds when he was 17 himself and not famous.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:12,
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They do eat like weirdoeshoverhoverhover NYOM chewchewchew
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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I would love to say to them if they'd just tasted me food"DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL! WHERE'S YOUR MANNERS?!?" and then biff them with my handbag.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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Also I see at least 1 quasi-famous person a dayI saw Christopher Biggins yesterday and Craig Charles.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:16,
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I'd be quite chuffed to see Biggins(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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is he the bald one or the other one?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:14,
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I think the major clue is in the subject line(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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She's so little she can't see high enough to read the subject line.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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oh yeahdurrrrr
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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Greg Wallace: The Vic Mackey of cooking(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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I was sat next to JK Rowling on a flight to edinburgh a few months back.I found this out after I got off, as mrs kingpin was whooping and pointing. I then got a kicking for not getting her an autograph.
Rowling was travelling with a friend, and she appeared quite dull in terms of her conversation, for anyone who cares.
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why would you want someone to write their name for you?I never understood the point of collecting autographs.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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It is perhaps seen as proof that you really have met the person in question in orderto avoid people saying 'No you haven't'.
Nowadays a photo taken with a mobile phone is probably a better choice, and harder to argue with for the non-believers.
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I don't know why it even matters,although my dad's got a photo of my brother with Rolf Harris, and I felt the need to mention that just now, so... I still don't get it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:38,
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I think you are either impressed by it or not,but i'd say it was a sign of a more involved and perhaps interesting life if you recognise and have a chance to say hello to people who do something that is meaningfull to you.
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I have an aerial photo of Rennes-le-Chateau signed by Buster Merryfield(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:34,
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I met Ralf Littlehe was really nice and very friendly considering he'd just been kicked in the balls at a charidy football match
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:36,
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Ode To A Shit Dinner Prepared By An Unnamed Shit FemaleSalad salad everywhere
But not a thing to eat
I'm a carnivore
You fucking whore
Bring out some fucking meat
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:57,
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Oh it's a tuesdayYou're Wendy today
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:58,
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farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/3642661392_893103fda0_o.jpg
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:58,
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hahahahaindeed awesome
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:33,
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I made burgers yesterday,but with waffles instead of buns
bunffles
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:59,
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I had a meal without any meat in onceI almost fainted with the shock. It was atrocious, I was a shell of a man for days afterwards. Had to get meatloaf in a drip.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:01,
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Sewing machine?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03,
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It's like meadloaf but less meady and more meaty.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:03,
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I'll kill the little bastard when I get homeuk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090706/tod-son-tries-to-sell-sexy-photos-of-mum-7f81b96.html
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:31,
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Want some pictures of my Mum's fat wabs?20 bucks
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:32,
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Loving the caption.He tried to sell them on an internet, you know.
Edit: "I wanted 50 per cent of the sale, but more than that I miss the nice comments." I think she belongs on here, what with the attention seeking.
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Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:33,
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Someone a couple of years below me at school had an oedipus complexand actually carried naked pictures of his mum around with him (although he never told anyone)
He was a little freak.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:34,
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When people use more than one question mark, from now on I'm going to read it like a repeat sign in music(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36,
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The manwife gets irate that I don't use exclamation marks.I maintain they're unprofessional and make you look immature, he says I sound too serious in my emails. Where do you stand on this?
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Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:39,
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Question marks are a valid punctuation mark that have their time and place.I bet your manwife uses emoticons too.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:41,
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and there's a picture of a computer,on the internet, that you can enlarge, if you want to.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:35,
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Is there a picture on the picture of the computer that you can enlarge too?(
Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36,
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It doesn't enlarge by enough to read the writing on it,but it appears to be a google results page.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:38,
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"more stock photos of something vaguely relevant"(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:39,
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Hello beautiful freaks.I'm on my way to work even though i'm supposed to be off today. Stupid training course. Later, i'm going to go and shout in the O2 shop in town because although they fixed the problem with my phone, they've also broken a bit of it and scratched fuck out of the number pad. I'm bracing myself for a fight. What're you bracing yourself for today?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:01,
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A day of shit workThey're making me do work that's shit. It's shit, y'know.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:02,
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ha,I once had to go in on my day off for a "Life/Work Balance Day".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:04,
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Finding out how much my car is going to cost meEep.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:04,
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I will give you that at 9.2% DPR(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:11,
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then don't.Give them my money, all you'd have to do is pay me back over time with that low low daily rate
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:14,
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I'll change it to 5% DPR.Mates rates.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:16,
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with your penis on my bowels.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:27,
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ive only got half day today :)i am LUNCHING.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:06,
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I did a cool training course at the weekendcanoe & kayak safety/rescue test = paddling about in lots of different/cool boats and throwing throwlines at people and getting a bit wet.
I've no confrontations scheduled for today, so nowt that needs bracing for. I could start a rhetorical rumble in the jungle with a random stranger though...
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custard, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:07,
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Mine is very dull indeed.It's going to enable me to do tonnes more work, cos obviously I don't do enough already. Grumble grumble moan whinge.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:10,
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tell them that you do would happily do more workif they sent you on a fun outdoor activity team-building type course instead
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custard, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:11,
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I got my final results all through today(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:11,
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Did you pass?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:29,
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I did.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:38,
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Were they negative?(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:33,
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We've got aids :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:39,
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Mopping of floorslaundering of clothes
washing up of things
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:13,
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I have a horrible day of clicking a few green dots,then clicking more blue dots,
then some green dots
then more blue dots
all day
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:17,
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morning... I'm in a bongo bongo bongo bongo mood (after seeing the spoof 2012 trailer)Incredible Bongo Band - Ohkey Dokey
What kind of mood are you in?
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custard, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:57,
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it would appear i'm in a'let's push someone else's post down the board' mood. Sorry, man.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:02,
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I don't mindmy posts aren't sensational enough to be worth caring about :P
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custard, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:04,
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slightly ratty.I burnt my hand on a wok this morning.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:04,
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I got a racecar and a SNES and a water pistol and curly laces that glow in the dark(
moohalaa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:22,
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They sound AWESOME.I want another SNES. How much do they go for these days?
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Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:23,
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I still have my old SNES.In dem days, they built games consoles to LAST! Not like these new fandangled devices that don't even have any cartridges you can blow.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:28,
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we found james' old nes in the attic.and about 8 console boxes.
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sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:34,
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nes, n64, dreamcast, gamecube, ps2, ps3, xbox, xbox360, ds, ds lite, wiiTHESE ARE THE CONSOLES WE OWN.
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sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:36,
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My partner is a Megadrive-faithful.He doesn't understand why I'd want a SNES or a Gamecube, and shakes his head when I get proud about the fact I've owned (previously) a SNES, an N64, a Gamecube, a Wii, a Gameboy, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy Advance, DS, and a DSLite.
I seriously want the DSi, but it's not worth the upgrade at the minute.
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Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:42,
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james is mostly a nintendo boy at heart i think.most of his games these days are on the 360, but the old consoles still come out for nostalgic replay.
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sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:51,
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Are you the one stuck in a controlling relationship?(
ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:53,
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Is this a chat-up linewhere she says "no" then you waggle your eyebrows and ask "... would you like to be?"
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:54,
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I still have my snes.god knows where i put the controllers though. BOMBERMAN WIN
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:42,
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not a lot, i gave my last one away to wormulusthere's some good emulators if you just want to scratch that 8-bit itch. i used to use zsnes
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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:40,
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Bloody hell !What are you some kind of poof? Oh wait... Oh and Happy Birthday.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:23,
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BIRTHDAY YOU SAY?*blows out candles for you*
*helps you eat cake*
*tests your new toys*
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sleepybinky, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:24,
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yeah, well I got all of those last year,then for christmas I got a megadrive, then my rich uncle bought me the new Mario and Sonic Adventures game for it and you can't even buy that in shops over here.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:25,
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I got Sonic 2 on Japanese import and played it two whole days before you did.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:30,
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I managed to get to the end of King's Quest last night.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:31,
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I got "Samantha Fox Strip Poker" on the Nintendo Wii.You'd never believe the remote waggling that's involved.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:33,
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Yeah? Yeah?I got Custer's Revenge the other day. BEAT THAT.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:41,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:55,
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Should they actually plant him?as should his body not actually be recycled?
after all they go on about how long it takes plastic bags to decompse, just think how long his body will take!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:57,
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I heard they were going to make Lego bricks out of the plastic bitsso the kids could play with him for a change.
I know. It's been done to death, but I don't care for I am in a good mood today.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:59,
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Do you think they'll make this much fuss when Gary Glitter dies?(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:02,
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Probably not.I don't think the Merkins took to him quite so much.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:04,
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nah, but the stories will be more interesting(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:04,
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I still think they are missing a trick.They could have got some string, hired Gerry Anderson, and recreated the Thriller video during the service.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:06,
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Ha ha.I would pay to see that.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:10,
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who knows, maybe he will be like captain scarlett and come backremember kids, micheal jacksons is invunerable , you are not.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:11,
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micheals funeralanything can happen in the next half hour!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:10,
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My puny blackberry screen makes no sense of thatPerhaps you could tell me what it is so I can perform the correct rofl. Cheers.
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
Yes.It is a portrait of Michael Jackson with the caption, "HAPPY PLANT A PAEDO DAY"
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:00,
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My pleasure.It's a good job I didn't post that picture of Carol Vorderman flashing her muff!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 8:05,
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It is indeedI'd be tenting all over the place and that just won't do at work
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