electronics/physics chaps?
faraday's law of induction...

i've used i = I [1-e^-((Rt)/L)] and managed to get an answer of 5.58mA with a middle step of i = 0.025e^-(((300)(0.005))/1)

I know the answer is correct but how did I manage to get to that middle step? I cannot remember where the 0.025 came from and how I lost the '1-'.
The circuit has two resistors in series around the charged inductor with a value of 100ohms and 200ohms and the voltage is 5V.
I've stupidly taken the book I was using back to the libary now and bloody need it.

I'm sure this will be greeted with nothing but helpful comments....
(r3load, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

88MPH MARTY!

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Do your own homework.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

I've done the homework...
I'm writing it up now and regretting cutting corners.
(r3load, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Torchwood

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Fucking hell, I'm in a confused mood tonight and this has just messed me right up.
NEXT!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Lady Gaga

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

There's a lecture theatre at my uni called Faraday Lecture Theatre.
It's pretty good in there.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

I can help.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

just guess then.
it is what i have resorted to..
(r3load, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Well it looks to me as if you've used some letters and numbers for mathematical purposes, but forgotten to show your working.
Just run through the problem again and this time, show your working.

That'll be £30 please.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

i could do this, once
but not these days, i need you to get me a lions penis...still attached to a lion and bring it to me, and then maybe i will be able to help you
( weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

you better get fucking remembering then
because i have the lion cock in hand now and i'm heading your way
(r3load, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

That's wank
Talk about robots with erections.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

VmpGVk5WWnJiRWRVYkZwU1RVaE5PUT09

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I've just come over an Amstrad.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Y25OeWNuTnpjM0pRY25OeWNuTnpjM009

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

YOU'VE FIRED

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Vm0xd1IxVXhUbkpOVm1SV1YwZDRXRmxyWkc5V2JHeDBaVWRHVjJKSGVEQlViRlpQWVd4YWMxTnNXbFpXZWxaeVZtMHhTMU5IVWtWV2JGWnBVbXhWZUZkWGRHRlhiVkYzVGxaV1UySkhVbFJhVjNoYVpXeGtWMXBJY0d0TmJFWXpWRlpXVjJGSFZuRlJWR3M5
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

you've just totally spunked man
did you save that up?
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

That's what your jizz looks like.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

STIFFOTRON ONLY AIMS TO PLEASE

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

off for a piss

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

TORCHWOOD, EH?

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

what? optumus prime putting up a splendid pagoda.. what an erection

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

th02.deviantart.net/fs46/300W/i/2009/181/a/6/Artillery_Penis_by_Matthewsaaan.jpg
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

IF FEMBOT=TRUE THEN
ROBOCOCK = DEPLOY

ELSE

ROBOCOCK = RETRACT

ok b3ta has finally broken my brain
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

I'm off to take my dog for a walk.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

By dog, you surely mean robot with an erection?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Dog is his nickname.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

C3-Peehole?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Pre-Optimus Prime?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

R2-Likesitupthearse

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

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( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

59 6f 75 20 64 69 72 74 79 20 66 75 63 6b 65 72 21

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

♫ the humans are dead ♫
( weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

this has become tiresome

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

OH SHIT IANTO
Yep, Torchwood thread.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

NO FUCK OFF
We missed it and just switched on at THAT point.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL SAD FACE

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

its a bit good this
noooo yet another taffy bites the dust.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about and I don't care.
Who likes Hash Browns?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

i like all browns

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

Oh god yes.
And fried bread.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

yay!

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Ah fuck!
He's definetly dead then. I thought they might do some special thingy and bring him back. Apparently not
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

I'm amazed he's dead.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Hey, thanks both
I've been working and was going to watch them at the weekend.
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

RUINED

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Ouch
Apologies. It was probably going to be spoiled at some point for you
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

No, it really wasn't going to be

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

In that case
Massive appologies
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

appolog boob
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Sorry.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

One episode to go, mind

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

True
Still.....Bugger
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

"ianto" sounds like something someone called ian pretending to be spanish would call themself

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

it's been cracking all week, so far
I was expecting some overtly camp romp all week,
but the series has 'grown up' a bit, and it's better for it.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

I thought it was crap to start.
It's got so much better as the weeks continued.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

I particularly liked the cabinet room scene tonight
deciding on the selection process.
Nicely handled, and good to see Nick 'dalek voice' Briggs
have a cameo role as a slaphead minister
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

still got a cock shot from barrowman though
and no one even got their tits out to make up for it
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Agreed
Tonight and last night have been amazing
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I dunno
I would have agreed with you until the lass with the nifty contact lenses did her little speech, but it all went a bit bollocks after that...
( custard, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

oh man ive been waiting all night for this so yer ianto and that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

you're as uneducated as me.
don't try and feign knowledge.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

>:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I bet there's a giant reset button tomorrow :(

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

I really hope not.
I'm actually fairly :( about Ianto, but if he's dead, he's dead.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

hey mate, you ok? how you doing? ok mate?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Yeah, actually
Got myself a job which pays roughly £350 a week, and very excited about becoming a father.

Thanks for asking :D
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Oh sorry, forgot to ask about you
Hows your life?
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

ah don't mind about me, as long as you are cool i'm happy mate

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Aww :)
Glad I mean a lot to you
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

I think I've got bored of telly
apart from the odd Family Guy episode I hardly watch it anymore
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I sold mine when I realised it was making me angry far too often to be healthy.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

You're not missing much

( custard, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

I liked the bit where John Barrowman wasn't on the telly

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Someone told me today that I have beautiful eyes.
That made me smile and feel all lovely.

What nice things have people said to you recently?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

that i'm a cunt and they can't work with me

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

they're fired now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

I told someone today they had good choice in door handles.
I'm not even joking.


:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

I misread the thread, bloody hell.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

He he

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

They come so rarely that I write them on a piece of paper
it's here in my pocket.

No wait, that's the one with the time written on.



That's the shopping list





That's a receipt for some petrol



OK, I've lost the piece of paper with all the nice things people have said about me.
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

"I don't hate you, but could you fuck off anyway"

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

people comment on my eyelashes, they are long, is that a good thing? i'm a boy

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Tie maggots to them and throw away your fishing rod.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

hahaha youre so conceited

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

i can't help being stunning to others, blimey, you lot are so negative

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

you LOVE yourself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yeah people say that about me.
I don't want big girly eyelashes.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

You know what they say about long eylashes, dontcha?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

one girl alex franklin accused me of using mascara,
she was so negative
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

Please share.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

they shit the bed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Who the fuck can see your eyes? A fucking dor mouse.
With no legs.
Fuck that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

etc

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/090496de5f6a6e451d79/1238454716599.jpg
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

you are part of the problem you are, always negative

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I love you
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

LOLWACKY
UR SO FUNNY I WANT TO RESIGN
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

I like your top.
Fucking shit compliment.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

Apparently I have nice hair

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

mongychops saying i'm not cool :))))

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

you're so funny and handsome that i have to go over there and not speak to you any more

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

You're horrible to me and you're constantly sarcastic, but I do love you really.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

hurrah
someone told me I was sweet
so I slapped them
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

they're almost certain I'm not going to smother them

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

thats's clearly shit
i think we should ALL create a new thread when we think something is shit, just, GO, GO, GO

ok, GO
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

*HILARIOUS THREADRUSH*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

i like speed

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Uh oh, Steve Riks Caroline327 YouTube account has been suspended.
Any ideas why?

PS He's the brilliant Bowie/McCartney/Everyone impressionist
( rjmrjm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Shit man that sucks.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

im gutted :(((((((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

4.24: Terms of service breach
2: Copyright material
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Surely he can get away with it from the satire/parody POV?

( rjmrjm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

This is the worst moment of my life.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

I, for one, am DEVESTATED at this sad news.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I do like Google's autocomplete feature
imagechan.com/images/9dad0be40ad1c5abeda96b4a188396d6.jpg
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
that's ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

At least Australians admit it.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Oh, tell me this isn't true,
please :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

oh shit, when did this happen?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

RIP SteveRiksCaroline327 ALWAYS IN ARE HARTS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Facebook group anyone?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

*subscribes*
what's the subject? is it paedos?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

It's ALWAYS paedos

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Or dead paedos.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

LOLJACKSON

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

FUCK!

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

I love that video where he does that impersonation, hahahaha!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Did you see that satirical one he did?
Had me in stiches.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Yeah!!!!
and the parodies! Oh the parodies!!!!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

oh, wow, jebus, no

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Why do so many idiots post utter gibberish on here then fuck off?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

you want them to stick around?
look at the mongs we're stuck with already eh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

exhibit a

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

If you mean me Kaplanator...
I may not post much but i've been a fucking member here since before you even had broadband in your shitty little crack-den of a hovel you stuck up arrogant shite!*

*if it was not intended for me then sorry. Have cake and tea.

/angers
( rjmrjm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Let it all out.
Some people were nasty to you on a website.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Was he talking to me?

( rjmrjm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

wha ta hel we gon do now?
blimee m8
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

is there anything that this forum can not find fault with?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

11

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Hey Dekion, the best kept government secret is encoded in this:
PP2VI2IIV2IPI2IIT2PI2U2UH2IRW2I2IHI2PQ2WU2IHI2VU2TV2PR2IIQ2IIT2IRS2IPI2TS2PH2IU2IRS2PP2VI2IIW2PP2VU2VI2IHI2VU2PP2VU2TS2IRR2QQ2WU2TS2QQ2IPI2PQ2TS2TS2PS2IU2IRR2QQ2WU2VH2IIT2IHP2QQ2IPI2PI2WV2SQ2IRR2PR2PS2V2IU2IPV2IHI2VT2IPW2IRR2PI2P2H2TS2TS2PP2VP2PP2PR2PI2VU2VU2VI2IIT2QQ2IV2IU2IIT2PP2VP2PP2IHP2TV2PQ2VU2TS2IPW2QQ2IHQ2IRT2H2PH2IV2QV2PP2VP2PQ2PQ2TT2H2IRS2IRR2PQ2TT2PQ2PI2I2IRR2PQ2UQ2VI2IIT2QQ2WU2VH2PS2I2IPW2TV2IPW2PS2R2IU2IPW2QQ2PS2IU2IHI2PS2PS2PS2I2IHI2PQ2IIR2H2PR2IIQ2TS2PS2I2TS2VT2QS2VW2PH2VU2TS2IPW2QP2I2IHI2QQ2WU2VH2QQ2WV2SQ2TR

Good Luck!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

In hexadecimal that transaltes as
OBAMA JAPSEYE CRYS THE MILK OF JULY

What does it mean?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Nothing at all,
Perhaps child murder or something.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

some of the boy soldiers in africa have commited murders on a grand scale, i'm sure during a raid on a hospital if one of those boys was shot it would be ok

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

me
im fucking sweet as a nut
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

you delete interesting threads
:(((((((
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

i most certainly did not
i LINKED you up me bread bin
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

ME

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

WRONG

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

FUCK OFF, CUNT

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

:(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

no youre shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

LOVE YOU

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

:\

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

rofl
etc
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

*shrugs*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

QOTW

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Somethin on the telly?
mock the week was ok
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

DONKEYS!!!

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

donkeys are fail fucking horses
they should be culled and cut up for dog meat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

as should you

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

nice comeback

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

cheers shitcunt

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

urggh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

hehehe

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

oh neddy, i've gone right off you
your really not cool at all, shame
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

ohhhh I'm gutted

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6288062
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

They smell a bit,
sometimes
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Beautiful eyelashes though.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

indeedle

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

are we still talking about donkeys or have we moved on to Friz?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

they're interchangable

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

donkeys are infertile aren't they? or is that your ass?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

most people's asses are infertile
you're doing it wrong you mong
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

The Dutch?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

the dutch have all was been untrustworthy, hence double dutch and the like

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

That's just skipping, isnt it?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

you can only reply to this with numbers
1123
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

101

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

473

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

THAT'S NUMBERWANG.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

43

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

1904

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

213

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

658

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

wednesday

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

8

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

71

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

8

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

2

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Kinky bastard.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Panckes

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

1999

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

0

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

1979

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

no, it's over now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

ok, that's it

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

THIS IS NOT NUMBER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

are how many wednesdays are there?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

how many hairs on my head?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

yes

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Lots and lots.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

WRONG.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

ONE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

WRONG.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

NUMBERWANG!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

not as many as on your chin

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

8?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

hairs or hares?

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Good thread

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

2

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

6754367

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

no, just words now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

i
e
π
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

flask

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

70 85 67 75 32 79 70 70 32 89 79 85 32 83 84 85 80 73 68 32 78 79 78 83 69 78 83 69
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

1066

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

no, colours now
Autumn
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

yeah that's it, as you were

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12
/ mic test.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

no. it's over now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

How incredibly fascinating.
Has it come to this? has it? really? I give up.....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

No it hasn't.
This thread was started by our resident conspiracy theorist.

Hello.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Hi B Star.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Calm down 'zuki
you're starting to sound like my incredibly violent science teacher. Of course that would never happen these days what with such good parenting and pre-employment checks
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

SHUT IT NEDDY OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BENCH
Have you done your homework?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

yes sir
but I've set your trousers alight whilst you asked me
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

There goes your GCSE in Arson.
Amateur. Rank amateur
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

How does Gina Yashere continue to find employment?
She's possibly the worst comedian I've ever witnessed. I'd almost rather watch piston_broke. Honestly. Why do they keep doing this?

Who do you find shit and talentless, other than me?
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

Racist.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

Davina McCall
Fearne Cotton
Russell Howard
You, you stupid fuck
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

I never liked Russell Howard that much till I saw him at Latitude last year and was fairly impressed.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

I don't dislike him as much as my brother does.
HELLO. I haven't baked a single cake. I think I'll do it tomorrow. I'm concentrating on making seedees for the journey.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

You fucking bell end.
Should I do a CD? We could do cakes tomorrow, like fat poofs.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

WHY NOT?
Don't make it full of shit though, eh?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

I've never done anything shit in my life.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

What about when you shaved your hair and eyebrows off?
That was pretty shit.

And when you got us thrown out of The Cross?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yeah, alright.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

*fist pumps*
WINNER
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

i wonder what the thread ratio of negativity to positivity on this forum is?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

There's an awful lot of hate on here, man.
An awful lot of hate. We all be h8taz
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

They see me rollin', they be hatin'

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

*winggles fingers*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

it's a funny old forum as no one is bound by an interest
so others feel the need to say it is shit if someone enjoys something, if only we could all just ignore master of turnips and move on
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

That's better than the alternative though.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

we used to be bonded by humour and photoshop, it's just happens this board does it different

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

There's still a shared sense of humour, it's just sadly moved into cliques and subsets, as happens when people meet up I suppose.
The constant "Woo, yay," etc. on the board wears thin after a while too.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

we all choose our place in life and you seem to have chosen this place lets rejoice no hating

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

What's the board's opinion on the upcoming Thundercats Movie?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

10,000:1.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

Jesus

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

i dont hate. im all about the love

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

she's got great comedy gums

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

They make me wince.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

yeah but that's got to be some kind of comedy value

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

Seinfeld

( in vino veritas, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

No one comes to mind.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

You appalling racist.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

And sexist, I imagine.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

You're as misogynistic as I am

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Jasper fucking Carrott.
I hate him.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

My da is an avid golfer and was at a tournament where Jasper Carrott was playing.
My da offered to caddy for him and he pretty much just laughed in my da's face. So my da went and caddied for Steve Davis who was ACE. My da's own words 'I met Jasper Carrott today. Tara, he was a right cunt'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

tell you what
that lineker, right cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

My housemate nutmegged his son at a christening once.
I hope it was the one that had leukemia.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

HOT LINK
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

alright coupon chicken

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

PHWOAAAAARRR
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Is it Binatone Night?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Oh, man!
SWEEET!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Oh good God.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

It has an AC button. This surely is the phone of dreams
If I had one of these at work, I wouldn't let myself catch swine flu
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

I don't know hgow I've not noticed this before
but my mouth and ear get uncomfortably warm during prolonged telephonation and would certainly benefit from airconditioning from the handset
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

yes
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

NSFW!!!!!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

what is this i dont even
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

you need to get out more
the fresh air will do you good
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

observational comedy.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I'M FUCKING BRILLIANT.
/ac
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Shoe Phone on Head?
2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVOUMIfDuEk/SRvaJ0LFuYI/AAAAAAAAAaU/JxsMPO6UfVk/s320/2-1.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Is it wrong to think of a t-shirt design.
With a shoe and shoe on head as the tag?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's a great idea.
Do it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

That's a big calculator!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

This has changed my life.

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

I'm not going to reply, you'll only delete it.
Just like all the others.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

i do fucking love a bit of deletion

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

*deletes*
'lo mongface
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

*defeats the whole point of deletion*
bugger.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

we do not talk about deletion

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

sorry.
*hides in a corner*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

That looks like one of those old Amstrad e-mailers my grandmother used to own

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

i'm listening to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlHeT4XxTbU
( weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

i want a telephone with a picture of he-man on it
and when it rings, he-man will say MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
( spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

What is this witchcraft?
Next it will be tinfoil suits, hovercars to the moon and eating food in pill form
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

I've read half of this comment once already.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

it disappeared, i got confused
i added some more because b3ta doesn't let you post the same thing twice in a row
( spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

i put an interesting fact in that thread, i'm sad now

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

now i'm sad too

( spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

it was only about biafra, but me and the other guys, tom, pete, and the ones we lost, sad times

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

there you go love
www.b3ta.com/talk/6287840

i clicked i like this if that helps? on you AND coupon chicken. no favourites here.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

see, interesting stuff

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i clicked my little heart out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

people forget about biafra, sad times

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm not sad.
You're staring in the newest thread on mike's list.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

sorry, moment of stupidity on my part, wasnt actually funny just stupid and the post was too after a minute
(coupon_chicken, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

nothing like a quality bit of deletion

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

Don't be hard on yourself love.
/talk is all about not being funny.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

The whole thing has ruined my evening.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

COLD LINK
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

a frozen sausage would have been better, but they just look like an unfrozen sausage

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/2462138738_1158f59b82.jpg?v=0
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

FROZEN BIRD
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

COOL!
Where do I get one?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

If you've got swine flu then you can fuck right off.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

:(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Haha
my boss has got swine flu and his kids and wife
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Why do I always miss it when the best stuff comes up on here? :(

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

New thread time!
Isn't this exciting!?

I can't get the AA's webshite to work. How're you?
( CowJam, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

not an alcoholic
ahahaha
( spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

oops, i didn't realise you were
sorry
( spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

why would you want to join the aa?
find some cunt who's already joined, when you break down give their details.
TOP TIP.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

You have to provide the special card and ID
SPECIAL CARD
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

fuck orf
ive done it plenty times with my mams details
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

haha I'm going to try this and save myself £18 a month!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

What?
Mine costs £40 a year
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

how?
*cancels direct debit*

Edit: but I'm on the full package
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Meh,
I'm on the "just get my car to a garage and I'll walk home"
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

ohh I'm on the
"take me to a garage, pay for the fucking repairs and get me a cup of tea, then take me home" package
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

it's a gift
for my mate's 18th birthday
( CowJam, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

haha fucking hell
you sure do know how to treat them
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

It's better than a box of roses

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6287907
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

is it an old bager or a fairly new car?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

which of the 12 steps are giving you trouble?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

the whole accepting a power greater than me i found to be shit
'here come the 12 steppers, botherers, with there greater power, bothers....'
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

None actually
Fourteen months sober and my life is pretty much dandy.
( CowJam, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

steady now,
complacency is a quick way to pick up again, ring your sponsor
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

CHB has been sober now for about 14 years.
More for me I say.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

cos you're pissed.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I'm superb.
My boss is yelling at a prick cuntstomer.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Did a few of you get a message from stephanielove then?
I got all excited because no one ever sends me a gaz. Anyhow, spam and such.

Anyone care to discuss cricket with me, if not, then how about your favourite condiment?

EDIT: Gone to pub.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

BBQ
Depends what with though, also: mayo, honey mustard, english mustard, etc.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

lard
lashings and lashings of dirty great lard
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Duckworth Lewis Sauce.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Hoi sin?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

*joke about duck making me ill because it was hoisinous*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

*shakes fist*

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

A romantic duck?
geddit? armoatic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

i don't approve of this wan ton punning

( spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

I hope the ball swings tomorrow or we're screwed.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Sweet chilli sauce.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Dud ball as Beefy said...
I'm sure tomorrow will improve, well it better had, I'm going.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Yeah, I'm sure the new ball will help tomrrow.
Give the trumpeter a high five for me. He was awesome with his Only Fools and Horses rendition today.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Will do...
Hope he plays coronation street again.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

249-1?
I'd say we're fucked regardless of if the ball swings or if it goes like a fucking wicket-seeking missile...
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Mayonnaise, for most things.
Or a good chutney.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

no, I feel so unloved
also: ranch
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

PICCALILLI

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

Kittens.

( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

It's either BBQ or Reggae Reggae Sauce.
Both of them can improve many foods.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

All of them. ALL.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I'm working my way through a Jack Daniel's Chilli Barbecue
it's no encona
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

wot no waffles

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

I pour the barbecue sauce into a shot glass
and half a waffle on the side of the glass
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

where do the plastic monkeys go?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Stephanielove didn't send me anything
Even online I'm a failure, and that makes it really bad
( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

Fucking hell, even Monkeys can manage better that you lot.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8139322.stm

If you had £100,000 to spare, would you use it to go to space?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

For how long?
I mean, if I only get 5 minuites, then it won't be worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

A trip to the ISS.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

cotton-top tamarins are coincedentally the least popular monkeys

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

JMG will be joyous.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

No one likes a pedant.

( BindiBaji, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

Except pedantophiles.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

the bluenamers of the simian kingdom :(

( moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

no fucking way.
my dad took us to space kennedy instead of sealife once.
what a cunt.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

I bet it was educational and not fun in the slightest.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

there was ONE good bit
where you thought the spaceman was a model and you could have your photo done and then he'd move and you'd be all WOOOOAHHHH! and shit.

he wasnt expecting bored gyppo kids making a grab for his bollocks and that. he didnt see that coming
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Tell 'em about my wonderfull dinnner, rose.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

oh fucking hell
i just dont know what you are
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

Did you tip the standard 3p?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

You know what? I think I just might.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

you'll never live that down

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

=((((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

it was beans, cheese and bits of potato
congratulations!
( moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Food. of. Gods.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

Sounds good. Sealife is shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

fuck you trouser
your opinion means NOTHING to me. NOTHING.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

Denial is a terrible thing.
I'm naked under my clothes you know... there, think on THAT and try and tell us you don't care.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

i left you once before and i can do it again goddammit
dont force my hand!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

phwoar, force your hand eh?
*presents like a mandril*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

get out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

SHAN'T!
*stays*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

Sealife is wicked
A Stingray smiled at me and nyomed my hand
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

I spent five minutes trying to put food in a stingray's eye.
Stupid backwards animals with eyes where their mouths should be.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

all this cumulative fuckery towards stingrays.
No wonder one of them snapped.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

You should have used the opportunity to kill it
before it killed Steve Irwin.
( turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

Rent somewhere good,
pay for my postgrad.

Buy all the female b3tans to make an internet brothel.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

The question was "would you use it to go to space?"
DINGUS
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

I should have added, "no, but I'd use it to"
at the beginning.

I thought it wasn't necessary but obviously it is.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Buy all the female b3tans and make a space brothel

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

And with the remaining 99 and a half grand?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Pug Army
and lots of sherbet
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

Apparently if you feed enough sherbert to a pug
they turn inside out and become a snowflake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

They also go quite far if you punt them.
My Boxer thinks pugs are soft toys for chewing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I find that if I use a broom handle, stick one end up a pugs bum and the other end of the broom up a pugs bum
you can create a pug ear bud for giants.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

If 'spare' means I've already spent all the rest of my money on stuff that I actually want or need ... then yeah.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Yes. I love space.
Once I was driving around space in my Honda Galactaccord and there was a martian attack and I totally pinned the martians up against a meteorite and persuaded them not to attack using my debating skills.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

Man, imagine the lunch thread someone could start from space.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

Which tube should I suck first lol??

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Hoorah!
*dances*
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

What are you doing, you lunatic?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

he's been serenaded in the frozen food section

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Let's play Snap.
Thee of clubs.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

thee of clubs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

SNAP

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

have I won a car?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

Yes, a horseless carriage.
But you have to provide the your own carriage.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

what am I going to do with all this horse?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

Whatever you like, this isn't Burma.
This isn't Burma, is it?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

I don't know, do you have a choice about being a Burma?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

Yes. I got it in Tesco.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

thats a bit of a coincidence.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

I wasn't even looking at the board when I typed it
I thought I was replying to planearm talking about holby city
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

thee of clubs?
sorry, i didn't make it clear what the last message was referring to
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

It's a game of snap.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

yup, i know i was just.. never mind :/

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

Thou of hearts.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

*drops monocle*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

make me a crocodile sandwich
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!!!!
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

I had a threesome with two crocodiles once.
Though my mate tried it on at the Bangkok Zoo, and one of them turned out to be a pre op alligator.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

I've got a Top Trump (tractors btw) with the '12 of Dogs' scribbled on it
I win.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Ace of Crisps

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Master Bones the Butcher's Son

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

You've sunk my battleship.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Please turn me on Mr. Coffee
with an automatic drip
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

I was singing along to that in the car yesteday.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

Fucking hell. I've got the scores for contract bridge. Again.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'm sure this makes sense.
*nods*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

Decks of cards often have one with the scores for contract bridge.
It's probably different over there. You probably have a picture of the pope or a picture of the pope hanging from a lamp post.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

There's not much Bridge played in Ireland.
Our most common game is An bfhuil cead adam dul go dtí an leithreas and it's somewhat like gin rummy, but you replace the threes with teaspoons.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

That's like that game of football I played once
but the football was replaced with a fish slice. Went on for days, that match.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)

I've got a deck of cards from China.
'Chairman Mao and International Friends'. Ted Heath is the 6 of Diamonds.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

Seven of knobs

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

[reference to a well known footballer who normally wears number seven]

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

Aww who left the jokers in, maaaan?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

We're all guilty, to some extent.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)

The Rules of Poker
...what?
( weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

I've noticed that people on quiz programmes sometimes give wrong answers, which is amusing.
What's the stupidest thing you've ever said?
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I once asked why showers needed to be turned up to a higher HOT temperature in the winter...
without thinking, oh maybe the cold water is colder. LOLOL
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

My room stinks of my old sweat
ARMOUR WIN
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

"Let's not mug him, he fucking stinks."

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

I love you

( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

This

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

haha, bitter.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

Aw, thanks :)

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

bah! I always say that to you.
Cos I'm a big gayer.
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Yeah. You poof.
Hello.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

'ello mister
x
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Oh god, I just don't know where to start.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

*shuns*

( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

Yeah', right, you PROPPER fancy me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Pfft!

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Pfft!

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Pfft!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Pfft!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

FUCK!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

FUCK!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

QUIM!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Parp

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Quim!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Parp

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

fannies

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

Grandmother.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

stupidest thing youve "said" not "spelt"

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I still don't know where to start =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

i showed my mate the "hygienist" one
fucking gold.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

God I can't possibly choose.
I talk a lot of rubbish.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

more than me ?

( turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

yer i'll be your girlfriend
THAT
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

alright rosalicious

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

That poor Jack Russell, broke his heart you did :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

haha youre PSYCHIC
we called ours arthur dailey
he was a vicious little cunt an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

*mew mew mew*
^that's the sound of my awesome brain working
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

I once asked for a punnet, but..there was no punnet!
We did laugh.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

'I know, let's invite Malchick round'
STUPID STUPID STUPID BLUE STAR. :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I was waiting for that.
HA YOU'VE GOT ME TOMORROW.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

awww
I wasn't invited.

*super sad faces*
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

I invited myself, because I'm a cunt.
We're off to Suffolk to see L&N.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Me neither.
SADFACE. ONLINE.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

They hate us!
We should go have fun without them!
( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

HOUSE PARTY AT BLUESTARS ! EVERYONE'S INVITED ! HER PARENTS ARE OUT FOR THE WEEKEND !
I'll put it around all the cool kids at school.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

I don't think I've ever said anything that wasn't stupid tbh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

I accidentally said fannies instead of grandmother

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Fannmother.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

There was that time I ordered the Light Brigade to charge.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

They'd only played 19 games that season as well.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

I'm really pleased with that joke.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

I don't get it.
*doesn't get*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Half a league, half a league.

( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

But there are three hundred and eighty games in half a league.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

But one side would only play 19 games in half a league.
Anyway, it'd 190 games in half a league.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

Not in Premier League Poultry Confusing.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

It's Azra3l's birthday tomorrow and I haven't got him anything yet and I'm rubbish.
What last minute present suggestions have you got?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Fuck him.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

She's done that.
It was rubbish.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Seconded.
Azra3l: 3/10

Even then, he only got the 3 for managing to get it up.

Would not fuck again, F---------------------------
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

'AND he shouted 'MUMMY' on when he managed his feeble emission'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'd forgotten about that :-(
Terrible.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

buy him a bottle of Southern Comfort
it's what he wants
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

I made him mojitos last night.
He liked that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

Let me know if you go with Rnuk's idea
I could probably bash that out in an evening.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

What about the picture though? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

Do it anyway and post it on board dedicated to him.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

I'm not doing it for free.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

I'd fucking love that.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

Buy him an experience day.
Or a bottle of gin. Or something.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

a full set of clipper lighters
the whole tray of them
( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Steak and a shag?
Hello love.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Get your tits out and do a T-Rex dance.
Or knowing Az, an ounce of weed.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Let him fuck your bumhole.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Threesome, with me, without him, with Giant Rat of Sumatra ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

A painting of a Harley Davidson being straddled by a voluptuous bikini-clad, poodle-haired, snake-holding woman
against a mountainous backdrop, with lighting bolts everywhere.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

With a dog smoking a pipe riding pillion?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

The bike-woman is fighting a dragon, too.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

Oh boy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

I can make this

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

MAN ART.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

I would give the woman a wolf t-shirt for good measure.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

It would need to be ripped a bit
exposing the all important 'side-boob'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

And a wolf howling at the moon in the background

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

"oooooh... I'd like to kiss her"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

a strawberry
in your bum
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

That made me SNE a bogie on my leg.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

Birmingham City Football Club

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

A few staples up your cunt to let him stand a chance of touching the sides.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

this

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

*clicks*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

A plate of sick.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

subscription to a porn channel.

( jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

balloon animals but with your distended clitoris

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

Bumlove voucher
his and hers puffin costume and Packham playset.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

a papier mache penis

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

Bumholes
Faaaasands of 'em.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

get a pizza right
then put more cheese on it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

FUCKING HELL!
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46022000/jpg/_46022888_redpandas.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

what?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

Animals have FUR.
More news at 6
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

BUT I NEED MORE NEWS ABOUT THIS NOW

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

SOME EAT LEAVES
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Ailurus_fulgens_RoterPanda_LesserPanda.jpg/250px-Ailurus_fulgens_RoterPanda_LesserPanda.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Imagine that I carefully photoshopped that into a microphone
and gave the critter a Rick Astley haircut.

Then laugh and express your admiration for my mad skillz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

front page this now

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

NSFW!

( weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

that isn't news

( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

That isn't a pillow.
ARGH!
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

sometimes i wish there was a feature to allow me to delete subreplies like this
like one of those iron scraper things people have by their doors for getting the shit and mud off your boots
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

your contribution wasn't much better
you wheezing gimp
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

yes,
but it was my contribution, i'm obviously more inclined to look favorably upon it
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

you slef-righteous bastard
I hope you get SSGancer
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

I wonder what their bumholes look like.
What kind of bumhole do you like the best? I like pink ones with no hair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

Gonzo, whilst I respect your decision to fancy pre-pubescent boys
I think it would be better if you kept your opinions on the subject to yourself.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole

( magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Apparently bleaching bumholes is the new big thing for otherwise charmless slags.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Jessica Alba's amazing puppies
www.animalstars.com/as_image/jessica_alba_boobies_xl.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

That's ace.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

She is smiling too hard.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Imagine soaping them up and going wubba wubba wubba.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

O_O ME 2

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

stop spamming your job

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)