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what should it be this week? bestest answer wins.

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rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

PHOTOSHOP ROFFLES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

gather round and bite my fucking banger

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

ON NO! MORE CRAP LINKS FROM THOSE CUNTS AT B3TA

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

well this is the rest of your work day fucked then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

SHIT, I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

WOO

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

^ yes

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

NHS web filter thingy is a cunt?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

ENGORGE YOUR PENIS

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

ONE TWO, FUCKLE MY POO

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

i'm back, now get your jubs out!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

EAT MORE TRIFLE: THIS TIME WITH MORE HAZELNUT!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

German scat porn and other children's picturebooks

(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

Ted Bovis Spider Kneecaps Review

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

Malteasers made me cry

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

whatever you do, don't google for 'gniger'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

THIS

that fuck them up :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

^that^

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

*googles*

dear god!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

I hope not

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

i did

ive never seen that before and woundred what the fuck he was talking about. i had to do it. sooo wish i hadnt now!

*changes name to 'is scared form googling gniger'*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

If you've been affected by Googling 'gniger'

then you can call our confidential help line

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

0800 I L O V E H O R S E S

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

choose from these options:

Do you love horses -

best of all the animals? - press 1
a bit? - press 2
merely because of dobbin's nobbin? - press 3

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Results 1 - 10 of about 27,700,000 for ginger [definition]

:-O

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

THIS

*cleans inside of eyeballs with Caustic Soda*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

its the only way to be sure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

...*vomits*...*vomits*....

*spits into bowl*.... *dry wretch*......*spits*.........
.......*Vomits*.............

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I really want to know, but I refuse to do it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

dear god don't

*runs back to toilet*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Seriously, it's not nice...

*reaches for tissues*

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Tissues, very posh

I normally just do it into a sock myself.

(richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

haha :)

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

So its really that bad?

I mean, its not like goatse where everone was all "Yuk" and then we were ~~photoshopping~~ using Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate the image?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

glasscock it and find out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

glasscock what? gniger?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)

whatever you do...

resist the urge...it is NOT worth it *shuddering*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Brrrrr..

Gniger is a bad thing to google for. (It's NSFW, as if anyone couldn't guess).

(richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

ooh, hark at poirot!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

^This

I must stop assuming that because someone says "don't do this" that it's a good idea to do. at work. in an open plan office.

*deletes history*

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

*deletes history*

*removes hard drive, smashes and burns*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

I googled Ginger

(h3llo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

rock my cock it's sock jock spock!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

There must be toilets, or how will we shit properly?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Mictoboy looks like bradleys dad off of eastenders

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

he got some nude action last night mind

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

aye but with that odd looking troll girl

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

afternoon reg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

*malkies*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

C*I*A*L*I*S V1AGR*A L/E/N/G/T/H/EN YOUR *T*O*O*L*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

how to lose friends (but not your virginity) in six easy steps

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Tol lazy to think of a newsletter title

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

AN INFORMATION FIST, STRETCHING THE LIMITS OF YOUR IMAGINATION. AND ARSE.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Aphex does NOT look like Reg from the bill

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

in your dreams reg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

I have a feeling Reg dreams of purple Ford Cortinas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

i only dream of you gorgeous

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

hi reg!

oh, aphex...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

*HOOF*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

*camel toe*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

*for life*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Boke this one off, Einstein!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

I've got a bumfull of hot links let me wipe them on your desktop

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

like this giraffe?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

this here giraffe

    /D=
 __/|
(____)
I   I
I   I

oddest giraffe I ever did see

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

just a few from my inbox:-

basket case promontory!

not no edgely

An gilford herself holliday

Re: elsevier lamplight

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

you work for the Home Office aicmfp

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

ANOTHER EXCUSE NOT TO GO OUT TONIGHT!

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Fertiliser bomb, koran, flight lessons, bocock

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Read Up You Cock-Juggling Thundercunts!!

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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

it's a bird, it's a plane, NO it's a floating mong: Stephen hawking to the rescue

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

this

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

teheheh hawking and reeves crashing with each other and falling down

this is so wrong!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

up your cunt you titless boot

(one of my friends actually said this to his sister)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

ha! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

give us the links and be squick about it!

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Satan is my master

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

Does he buy Metallica records for you?

/Ben folds blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

yes

he does!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

Eat Shit & Live

100,000,000,000,000 household flies CAN'T be wrong!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

slide down my greasy pole of newsletter goodness

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

NEEDS MORE PLASTIC WRAP!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Pfft!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT read this!!!

(reverse psychology and all that)

(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

THIS ONE DOESNT CONTAIN PAEDOPHILIA!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

B3TAN POTATO ROFFLES!

Roffley versatile

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

dance to the beat, my cat's on heat, someone fuck it before it explodes

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

^this

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

"Feature: Five things to do with Yeltsin's rotting corpse"

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Is this my apple or yours? Oh god, it's got shit fingerprints on it!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

BADGERS LIKE BONDAGE!

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

ARE YOU READY FOR SUMMER? USE ANATRIM

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

rubbing our links and looking into your eyes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

I done good writn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Goatse and me: autobiography of a B3tan

(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

NEWSLETTER ISSUE 274

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Arabian Shit Monkeys

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

HOW TO FINGER YOUR RINGER

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Takes all sorts

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6599563.stm

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

The tedious repetition of a meaningless existence.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Those bloody lemons again? Always stealing my milk!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Fuck me, crap links and sloppy flange batter

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Equus is still lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

Straight to the point!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

Come for the food, stay for the necrophilia

(__, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

turn, turn, turn, a bit more, a bit more, a bit..... oh you've fucked that up.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

TEH TIMES LITTERARRY SUPPLEMENT

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

^this^

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

goatse how to: an illustrated guide

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Shakespear's Pornagraphic debt

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

THINK ONCE, TINK TWICE, THINK BOKE

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

TEXT IN A NEWSLETTER!! LOL!! ROFL!!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

A PINT IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

OH, HAGGARD MIND, GROPING DARKLY THROUGH THE PAST; INCAPABLE OF DETACHING ITSELF FROM THE MISERABLE PRESENT; DRAGGING ITS HEAVY CHAIN OF CARE THROUGH IMAGINARY FEASTS AND REVELS, AND SCENES OF AWFUL POMP; SEEKING BUT A MOMENT'S REST AMONG THE LONG-FORGOTT

EN HAUNTS OF CHILDHOOD, AND THE RESORTS OF YESTERDAY; AND DIMLY FINDING FEAR AND HORROR EVERYWHERE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

YES

^this, if it will fit.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

didn't fit in the subject bar

I wasn't aware it had a limit!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

needs more HEAVY AND STRAINING HORSE BALLS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Frettled gruntbugglies?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

POSITIVE LAB REPORT

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Like this one!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

cunt mops and karate chops

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

STEVEN HAWKIN IN SPAAAAACE... beep boop beep boop

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

Multi-Carey Star Pork

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

christ

what a fearsome mental image

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

Being Mental helps

I should know!

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Sod the title

post it already

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M o D, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

Quantum singularities in and around Farington Gurney.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

OBTAINING ELECTRICITY THROUGH PHOTOVOLTAIC CELLS MOUNTED UNDER OUR WING CASE

and other stories

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Vegetables in Space!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

A warm April followed by a wet May? Have you ever had twins?

............

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The Tig and me, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

SAME OLD SHIT AS LAST WEEK.

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

A 20-YEAR-OLD WOMAN REPORTED ABOUT GIGGLE INCONTINENCE DESPITE ANTIMUSCARINIC THERAPY. THEREFORE WE INJECTED BOTULINUM TOXIN A INTO THE DETRUSOR MUSCLE. THE EFFECT OF BOTULINUM TOXIN A APPEARED ABOUT 1 WEEK AFTER INJECTION AND NO MORE LEAKAGE WAS OBSERVED

EVEN DURING VIGOROUS LAUGHTER. A CONTROL UROFLOWMETRY SHOWED A GOOD VOIDING RATE WITHOUT ANY RESIDUAL VOLUME. BOTULINUM TOXIN A MIGHT BE AN ALTERNATIVE FOR PATIENTS WITH GIGGLE INCONTINENCE AFTER UNSUCCESSFUL ANTIMUSCARINIC TREATMENT.

[Botulinum toxin A injection for treatment-refractory giggle incontinence.]
Wefer B, Seif C, van der Horst C, Junemann KP, Braun PM. Urologe A. 2007 Apr 26; [Epub ahead of print] German.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

Hey you? Enormous Penis why not?

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

Rougher than week old shaven man bits!

(gristy Twice as a rabbit, but oh, how a reputation sticks, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

Slightly worse than watching 'Keeping Up Appearances' on an infinate loop

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 7

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 8

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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)

ZIZZI'S SEASONS SPECIAL BANGERS

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

This newsletter needs more shark and bridge

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

YOU'RE FIRED!!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

hehehe

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

clinic results in, please contact during office hours

Daddy B3ta told Mummy B3ta that it doesn't hurt.

DPing for Justice - we give it to you straight

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Lynxkitten, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)

TESCO VALUE

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)

noody norkanorks

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)

We have a Penile! (and a Fanny too!)

(amongst many other users of course)

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Penile, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)

I found a big tap for my hairy

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expf, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:11, archived)

DEAR SYSADMINS: I THINK OF YOU WHEN I'M WANKING

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 1 May 2007, 20:47, archived)