evening fuckos.
so its six years to the day since Princess Diana did an accurate impression of Ayrton Senna.
in a completely unrelated note, can a body completely decompose in 6 years?
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in a completely unrelated note, can a body completely decompose in 6 years?
YAY FOR GRAVE ROBBING
no really their dead what the fuck does it matter
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46,
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We had a great series of billboards over here
against drunk driving
All they said was:
Drink
Drive
Di
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All they said was:
Drink
Drive
Di
would depend on the conditions
but i would of thought so yes.
maybe not if it was housed in a top-of-the-range coffin, however (and the bones will be there for a while)
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maybe not if it was housed in a top-of-the-range coffin, however (and the bones will be there for a while)
Not quite
after Evita died she was secretly embalmed and hidden somewhere in Argentina, she was then shipped to Italy and has bits of her cut off to make sure it's authentic...now she's back in Argentina
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55,
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Check his overnight bag
If theres a condom thats bad
If it's a knife and fork thats even worse!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49,
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If it's a knife and fork thats even worse!
I don't know
that means it's 6 years to the day that I went to see Men In Black at the cinema.
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6 years to the day my cousin was christened.
by the way, does everyone remember where they were when they heard she had been killed? I was in bed. My mum came and said "diana's been killed in a car crash". I did a brief chuckle and fell asleep again. anyone's more spectacular than that?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48,
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I was in bed
my mum came in and said Diana was killed in a car crash, I shed a few tears and turned the telly on
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I rang my then boyfriend and said
"you'll never believe what happened last night" meaning the burglary. He started about how he'd heard on the news, wasn't it awful, his mum was in shock and so on... took a while for us to realise we weren't on about the same thing...
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I have a tasteless post I did
when I was drunk one evening...exactly a year ago I think...
Mmmm....
Wanders off to find it
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47,
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Mmmm....
Wanders off to find it
well, if there's a dark side
one would presume that there's a bright side there too.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31,
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Nope
There is never a bright side on this moon, on account of there being no star near it.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32,
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Hahahaha!!!
That's what the Americans WANT you to think!! (I'm not insane)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35,
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i thought the americans wanted us to think
food is good, and so is war
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36,
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Yeah, there is that....
But they also want you to think that George Bush is not a pineapple! (Can anyone with Photoshop do a "George Bush with a pineapple for a head" thing?) But the moon is not lit by the sun, but by a huge lamp in Roswell!!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38,
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If there's no bright side
then there's no dark side, it's just a dark moon. This lamp in roswell...what is the wattage of the bulb?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43,
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Ummm....
That's Top Secret, so I don't know. But my sources tell me that it's not as big as you think.
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what next, george bushs face on a monkey???
eh?
evening kiddies.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43,
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evening kiddies.
ha ha ha! yeah!
what next? tony blairs face on his dog????
geddouddahere you kerrrrrrasy kids...
evening rev.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45,
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geddouddahere you kerrrrrrasy kids...
evening rev.
Oh,
I'm aware of the MYTH of the sun. But it's not real. (I'm going to have to keep this up ALL night aren't i?)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44,
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there is one.
i can fucking see it. it appears approximatly every 2 seconds.
you should have just done a black square.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38,
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you should have just done a black square.
Oh, sorry
but i wanted to muck around with the spray paint thing on paint....
you bad tempered cantankerous old git.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42,
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you bad tempered cantankerous old git.
Probably
because of a lack of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. With hummus
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36,
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I prefer
corned beef and hummus, ham cheese and hummus is too much of a good thing
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40,
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me neither
but that usually pisses most people off on sunday night.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40,
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I don't even know
just suddenly went down.
I'll be perky again in a minute!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40,
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I'll be perky again in a minute!
guess what?
if you do a search for food menu on google my site comes up 5th. Woo!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41,
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if you
post links to your site on this board (or any other) will it bump it up the google chart?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43,
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'feck knows.
I'm too thick to work out how google works. Also my site has very little text on it. Most of the text is graphics which screws it a bit. Mind you - i used to score quite highly for 'get you'. Not sure if i still do. (edit - nope, i don't now - no where to be seen)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45,
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you've not even
got big meta tags with all your keyword things in.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46,
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you know why?
because i suck. That was the first site i made on my own, and I suck at it a bit. Now, Cal does all the code for me, because he is a god personified. (And I buy him sweets.)
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i was under the impression
that it's done by how many pages you are linked from, and the status of those pages (same way i expect)
so if b3ta.com is linked to by millions of other pages, and they link to you, your on to a winner.
maybe.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48,
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so if b3ta.com is linked to by millions of other pages, and they link to you, your on to a winner.
maybe.
yep, that's the one.
I knew someone would be able to explain it properly.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51,
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Mmmm.....
I like toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. Does anyone else?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31,
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I like them
I like them best done in a toasty maker. If you put tomatoes on it's nice but tends to destroy any remaining taste buds with the scalding heat.
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that'd be
all the batteries you were dared to eat at junior school.
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i have a hello kitty toaster oven
it makes lovely toasties but it also makes me a bit gay
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42,
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but that lets all the fat out!
it's supposed to stay locked inside to cause fatty deposits on major artories
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must be a lie cos that's my house*
may not be the entire truth.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35,
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Are you squatting
in my servant's quarters?*
*may also be a lie
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38,
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*may also be a lie
so did you!
har har
yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
saw POTC last night... it rocked, like a jolly big boulder!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42,
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yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
saw POTC last night... it rocked, like a jolly big boulder!
ahhhhhh wouldn't you like to know?!
all the cool kids are doing it these days ;)
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Here's a scary thing...
look at the chia rabbit:
Chia Bunny
and now look at the bunny from Donny Darko
Donny Rabbit
Scary, innit!
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Chia Bunny
and now look at the bunny from Donny Darko
Donny Rabbit
Scary, innit!
woo
is the impressionist brush from tattyshop elements in tattyshop 7?
i can't find it
and yes you are my photoshop faq bitches etc
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:22,
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i can't find it
and yes you are my photoshop faq bitches etc
open photoshop
press F1
look for yourself?
I've never heard of it, but then Elements has stuff renamed and shuffled and whatever else - and I only have PS6 anyhow
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:24,
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look for yourself?
I've never heard of it, but then Elements has stuff renamed and shuffled and whatever else - and I only have PS6 anyhow
there is nowt wrong with any of the earlier versions
whatsoever!
in fact i was reading an interview with a faily well known professional designer/animator who said that he uses mainly Photoshop 3, because it does all the things the later versions do but processes quicker, if that makes sense! :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30,
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in fact i was reading an interview with a faily well known professional designer/animator who said that he uses mainly Photoshop 3, because it does all the things the later versions do but processes quicker, if that makes sense! :)
it does
I was working with 3 when I first learned how to do all this stuff, and when we upgraded to 4 is actually increased our jobtime between 50 and 120%, depending on what was needed to be done!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32,
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i think generally speaking
one finds the best way to use it, their favourite tools and stick to that - it's usually on a need to know basis anyway that you figure out photoshop...
(i think i said this already sometime this week on the board... apologies if i am boring anyone).
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:33,
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(i think i said this already sometime this week on the board... apologies if i am boring anyone).
I remember Ferry Halim saying on the B3TA interview
that he only used Flash 4. Don't know about now though.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35,
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i was grand with flash 4 and 5
mx fucks with my head.
I say if you are comfortable using something then there's not that much need to upgrade just for the sake of it.
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I say if you are comfortable using something then there's not that much need to upgrade just for the sake of it.
i use 6
i have 7 but i don't see any difference, except for this so called "healing brush" which to my mind is just the clone tool in disguise, i like the clone tool :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32,
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I like clone tool
I also like layer masking with paintbrush set to 5%.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:33,
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i've never ever used a mask
it was the first thing they taught on my course, i couldn't figure it out then, and I've not needed to since!
;)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34,
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;)
Poor me.
I've only been in this biz long enough to have used PS7. Never tried anything else.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51,
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that's not really much use
without knowing what the image was before :)
looks like a bit of crystallize with glass filter over the top...
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37,
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looks like a bit of crystallize with glass filter over the top...
I may be going to hell in a basket
but at least I'm enjoying the ride
(grateful dead)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26,
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(grateful dead)
not too sure where
this one came from.
poor thing'll get lung cancer at that rate.
bah, reload for animationification.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18,
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poor thing'll get lung cancer at that rate.
bah, reload for animationification.
Ahh, bless that
rabbit, dog, polar bear, wtf is it?
Here, have my 400th post.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19,
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Here, have my 400th post.
Poor thing
Thought it was a carrot until it was too late.
At least that'll teach him to get his hair cut.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20,
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At least that'll teach him to get his hair cut.
"...and I got this locket in Harvey Nicks..."
time for bed for me I'm afraid.
Night all!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10,
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time for bed for me I'm afraid.
Night all!
I don't think I am
Can't remember a post which would have condemmed me.
Unless laughing at other posts counts.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15,
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Unless laughing at other posts counts.
Oh,
the irony.
Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.
Shucks.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18,
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Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.
Shucks.
Whereas
You will never realize that there isn't a god, because when you die there is no afterlife for you to realize anything in.
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Pascal's wager only makes sense
in the Catholic or Burn In Hell dichotomy that was around in Pascal's time. Now, there are thousands of sects that all have claims of "believe in us or burn in hell or our equivalent thereof", and so it's useless.
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hmm... i'm pretty sure
that if you are unaware of the bible you only go to limbo (which is where all the women are, so that's alright). so all we have to do is eliminate the missionaries
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26,
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wanting to go to limbo because it has women
probably wasn't that virtuous...
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29,
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hey
I've uploaded that pic, check my profile for linky to site (NOT the blog one).
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21,
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That's odd...
The wave break (top/center/left) looks like a swan.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08,
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No.....
Other than deleting a surfer that looked shopped in.
Well... I don't think it's shopped. Maybe?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21,
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Well... I don't think it's shopped. Maybe?
unlucky ;)
i saw a porpoise (i think it was anyway - might have been a dolphin) do that in newquay last year! twas fucking sweet. going down that way next week so hopefully ;)
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No...
on the side of the road leading to a town named Chester. He was named after The Battle of Edan Quay (Ireland).
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54,
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Well, look at it:
Sea? Yes
Man? Yes
Shark? No
Helicopter? No
Therefore, 50% real
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13,
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Man? Yes
Shark? No
Helicopter? No
Therefore, 50% real
fred jack
did any poole or bournemouth b3tans go to the annual skatefest today at baiter park?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11,
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Who would've thought......under all that fur....
This is actually my googlism-name-thingy. I used "hobbe" and "s".
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07,
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This is actually my googlism-name-thingy. I used "hobbe" and "s".
No!
No! No! No! No! Don't you dare taint Calvin and Hobbes like that.
thank you Phoenix: right-click, Block Images From Server.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08,
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thank you Phoenix: right-click, Block Images From Server.
I think
you're just upset because you find him attractive...
Shame on you
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10,
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Shame on you
how odd
i got that pic for my googlist thing too
possible nsfw piccy, though it's just a statue really
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12,
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possible nsfw piccy, though it's just a statue really
fine art becomes NSFW
the moment you think 'I would'.
and not one second before.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:25,
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and not one second before.
Woo Hoo
I knew Hobbes attracted me for some reason
I must have intuited
(hubba hubba)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13,
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I must have intuited
(hubba hubba)
Yay!
Taken moments before it picked its own shit up and threw it at someone.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03,
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Monkey/poo related mishaps have been
scientifically proven to be the most amusing mishaps that can exist.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06,
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hmm
Taken moments before it picked its own shit up and ate it. sorry thats my friends dog. (who coincidentaly is now dead :S)
my dog ate its own sick yesterday. thought id let everyone know
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07,
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my dog ate its own sick yesterday. thought id let everyone know
My cat was sick
all over my desk last week, who'd have thought such a small cat could hold so much vomit?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09,
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he
already has it !
*edit leeching it from his site I might add , hope he doesn't mind :/
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15,
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*edit leeching it from his site I might add , hope he doesn't mind :/
haha
...and we've learnt that his lemur-alarm doesn't work for re-posts
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18,
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I'm just having connection problems right now ...
I'm there intermittently :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23,
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hahaha....yay!
hope the repost alarm is quieter and annoys the neighbours less :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31,
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No probs mate :)
I surely won't mind you leeching a pic you made and kindly offer me for the lemurama.
(+ I got unlimited bandwidth anyway)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21,
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(+ I got unlimited bandwidth anyway)
They've killed twenty of my people,
including my beloved wife.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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WOW!
is that shirt buyable?
where can i buy one?
do you have any other colours?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06,
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where can i buy one?
do you have any other colours?
Woops, forgot to add the linky.
Click the image. it dun been fixed now.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08,
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$16...
how much is that in real money (as my mum wud say)
edit:a tenner, that's alot for a shirt that probably wont fit me*, especialy in white
*short arse
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11,
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edit:a tenner, that's alot for a shirt that probably wont fit me*, especialy in white
*short arse
About £11, give or take.
plus shipping I'm afraid, there's only a $3 markup on it and it goes to b3ta, so go on, treat yerself.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13,
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AHHHHHHHHHH!
i wanna but i have no way of orderin and my dad will moan takin his time* for just one shirt
*WTF!? 5 minutes!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16,
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*WTF!? 5 minutes!
if you use zazzle.com
you can get them in colours other than white
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08,
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I'll have a lookie at that then...
edit/ looks good, I'll sort that out when I've got a mo'
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09,
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edit/ looks good, I'll sort that out when I've got a mo'
yay
don't forget about the possibility of white-on-black... pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17,
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not as much
as the scene where tha damn things came out
uuggghhhh
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09,
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uuggghhhh
Bloody hell,
that took me much longer than it should have done.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06,
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There's clearly somthing going on here
that I am too cool to understand.
Good-oh, carry on.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03,
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Good-oh, carry on.
A portable toilet was stolen today from a building site outside Sheffield.
Police are investigating, but say they having nothing to go on.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02,
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satan
there i was in my rrom the other day. And i fgured that where i was the other day. And i did not like where i was at in life. And i did a chant to satan. All i said was satan i summon you i have a quality soul to sell if the price is right. And then i felt a precence, and i knew it was him.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58,
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Updated Every Minute of the Day
Need flufflyness to combat evil satan related posts
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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Need flufflyness to combat evil satan related posts
Blimey! It is updated every minute as well..
joke courtesy I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01,
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joke courtesy I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
Nope.
I assumed Clive would tell them when he got back from work.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07,
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did he leave you a note?
"You've gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours ,
Satan
P.S. We should be together too"
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours ,
Satan
P.S. We should be together too"
hahaha.
that made me laugh quite a bit.
though your accuracy of the wording scares me
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02,
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though your accuracy of the wording scares me
Then Satan took a look at you...
...shook his head and drew breath in sharply through his teeth.
"Tell you what guv - I'll give you 'alf a monkey for it"
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08,
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"Tell you what guv - I'll give you 'alf a monkey for it"
Hmmmmm
I feel somehow responsible but not sure whether to be proud of it.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03,
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hahaha!
one for the album I feel! Mind if I bung it up on my site? Won't leech and will credit :)
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