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[challenge entry] eh ?


(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# woah...
big headfuck there...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# whoa...
cool, i had to look at that again.... clever...


woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# wow!
I needed the alt-text before I got it, but wow!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# that took me to long
w/y/h
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# are they the fears?
if not just ignore this post ! ;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# bravo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# tres woo
caught the subtle bug, I see
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# That's fucking clever!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Sharkey and George!
The Crimebusters Of The Sea!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# did that make you perky?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# yes
I am now 100% of perked.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# *thunk*
Thats the best thing I've seen all day! w/y/h!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# that took me so long
very excellent stuff
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i was looking at the eyes
then oh shit! vertigo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# ahhhh
fantastic!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# evening fuckos.
so its six years to the day since Princess Diana did an accurate impression of Ayrton Senna.

in a completely unrelated note, can a body completely decompose in 6 years?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# what bones and all?
maybe if it's warm and damp or something.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# oozing
marrow
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# YAY FOR GRAVE ROBBING
no really their dead what the fuck does it matter
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# We had a great series of billboards over here
against drunk driving

All they said was:

Drink
Drive
Di
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# really?
brilliant!

they'd be up in arms here if that happened.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# There's still the odd one left
If I see one I'll take a pic
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# pwease do!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# would depend on the conditions
but i would of thought so yes.

maybe not if it was housed in a top-of-the-range coffin, however (and the bones will be there for a while)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# It also depends
on whether or not they did an 'Evita' on her
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# is that like
a brazilian?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Not quite
after Evita died she was secretly embalmed and hidden somewhere in Argentina, she was then shipped to Italy and has bits of her cut off to make sure it's authentic...now she's back in Argentina
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I'm scared to ask
why you want to know.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Check his overnight bag
If theres a condom thats bad

If it's a knife and fork thats even worse!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# what about both
and a camera?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# video i hope?
and you forgot the stuffing
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I don't know
that means it's 6 years to the day that I went to see Men In Black at the cinema.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# 6 years to the day my cousin was christened.
by the way, does everyone remember where they were when they heard she had been killed? I was in bed. My mum came and said "diana's been killed in a car crash". I did a brief chuckle and fell asleep again. anyone's more spectacular than that?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I was in bed
my mum came in and said Diana was killed in a car crash, I shed a few tears and turned the telly on
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# i'd just done a gig
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I rang my then boyfriend and said
"you'll never believe what happened last night" meaning the burglary. He started about how he'd heard on the news, wasn't it awful, his mum was in shock and so on... took a while for us to realise we weren't on about the same thing...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# thats funny in a "what a complete shitter" way...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I was in my garage
testing wargames rules and drinking beer
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I was eating toast
That is all.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# and since
my house got burgled.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# That's a bit of a bastard
*understatement*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Well
I needed some new gear....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# eh?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I have a tasteless post I did
when I was drunk one evening...exactly a year ago I think...
Mmmm....

Wanders off to find it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yyaaaarrrr !
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# yarrrr!!!
do you have linky to a gallery?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# wait, nevermind.
i just figured it out...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# try
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# it's only a very very small gallery
but it's there.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] nuit fièvre, nuit fièrvre...
quick and dirty
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# samedi!!!
woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
#
oh bloody hell, should have done the title in french :-/
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# not at all!
it's beacoup de woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# ha ha
he looks a right perv
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Needs an animated
tounge added then....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# ha haa
let me sniff at thee with my silly yellow titfer
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# That be very funny........

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# tee hee
woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# haha
la fièvre du samedi soir :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# There is no bright side....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Bit morbid innit.
There's always a bright side.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Lol
not on this moon there isn't!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# well, if there's a dark side
one would presume that there's a bright side there too.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Nope
There is never a bright side on this moon, on account of there being no star near it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I think you'll find the sun is pretty close to it.
Innit.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# mi
nd
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
That's what the Americans WANT you to think!! (I'm not insane)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i thought the americans wanted us to think
food is good, and so is war
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# and
ignorance.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# and handguns
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Yeah, there is that....
But they also want you to think that George Bush is not a pineapple! (Can anyone with Photoshop do a "George Bush with a pineapple for a head" thing?) But the moon is not lit by the sun, but by a huge lamp in Roswell!!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# If there's no bright side
then there's no dark side, it's just a dark moon. This lamp in roswell...what is the wattage of the bulb?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Ummm....
That's Top Secret, so I don't know. But my sources tell me that it's not as big as you think.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# what next, george bushs face on a monkey???
eh?



evening kiddies.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# hahahahaa
that's funny because he looks like a monkey!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# ha ha ha! yeah!
what next? tony blairs face on his dog????


geddouddahere you kerrrrrrasy kids...



evening rev.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
#
what up
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I know who you are
you're jools holland.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# argh!
kill him!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# That's
news to me
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# unsurprising
you were unaware of the sun.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# harsh
but fair.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Oh,
I'm aware of the MYTH of the sun. But it's not real. (I'm going to have to keep this up ALL night aren't i?)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# no
way
hoe
zay
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# the sun's fairly near
astrologically speaking
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# pi
ss
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# apart from the sun?
would that be?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# there is one.
i can fucking see it. it appears approximatly every 2 seconds.

you should have just done a black square.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Oh, sorry
but i wanted to muck around with the spray paint thing on paint....







you bad tempered cantankerous old git.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# not always
*feeling depressed*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# why you depressed now?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Probably
because of a lack of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. With hummus
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I prefer
corned beef and hummus, ham cheese and hummus is too much of a good thing
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it's nearly monday?
that's a good reason.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
no work for me on Monday!
:-P
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# me neither
but that usually pisses most people off on sunday night.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# yeah
i know.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I don't even know
just suddenly went down.

I'll be perky again in a minute!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# woo!
perky!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# she's good at perky
...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# what about
pinky? he'll feel left out.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# chomp chomp chomp
hello.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# guess what?
if you do a search for food menu on google my site comes up 5th. Woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# if you
post links to your site on this board (or any other) will it bump it up the google chart?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# 'feck knows.
I'm too thick to work out how google works. Also my site has very little text on it. Most of the text is graphics which screws it a bit. Mind you - i used to score quite highly for 'get you'. Not sure if i still do. (edit - nope, i don't now - no where to be seen)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# you've not even
got big meta tags with all your keyword things in.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# you know why?
because i suck. That was the first site i made on my own, and I suck at it a bit. Now, Cal does all the code for me, because he is a god personified. (And I buy him sweets.)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# i was under the impression
that it's done by how many pages you are linked from, and the status of those pages (same way i expect)
so if b3ta.com is linked to by millions of other pages, and they link to you, your on to a winner.

maybe.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# yep, that's the one.
I knew someone would be able to explain it properly.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# that's no moon...
woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# it's just
cheese.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Mmmm.....
I like toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. Does anyone else?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# aye!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# yay!!
Edam rules!! I might go eat some now
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# call me old fashioned but
I like cheddar.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I like them
I like them best done in a toasty maker. If you put tomatoes on it's nice but tends to destroy any remaining taste buds with the scalding heat.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# that'd be
all the batteries you were dared to eat at junior school.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# they are even
better done in a geroge foreman.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i have a hello kitty toaster oven
it makes lovely toasties but it also makes me a bit gay
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# very very gay I think
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# just
what i've always wanted
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# i bet it's
a great conversation piece....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# it burns a hello kitty face
into the bread
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# that is
fucking cool actually.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# but that lets all the fat out!
it's supposed to stay locked inside to cause fatty deposits on major artories
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Chia Pet ....... or......... Hedgehog?

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hmmmm
what are they doing in them thar bushes
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# definitely a 'edge'og
woo yay!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Oooh
looks like a chia hog!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# oooh, looks just like my house*
*100% lie
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# must be a lie cos that's my house*
may not be the entire truth.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Are you squatting
in my servant's quarters?*

*may also be a lie
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# GEROFFFF MOI LAAAAAAAAAAAAND!



*cocks rifle*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# har har
you said cock!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# so did you!
har har

yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

saw POTC last night... it rocked, like a jolly big boulder!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# what is
potc?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# ahhhhhh wouldn't you like to know?!
all the cool kids are doing it these days ;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# hmmm
*launches nuclear war-head*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Here's a scary thing...
look at the chia rabbit:

Chia Bunny

and now look at the bunny from Donny Darko

Donny Rabbit

Scary, innit!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# it's
frank.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# yes
that's his name. couldn't remember

It's Frank in Chia form
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# sounds like the name of a song by
boards of canada.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# We're all going to...


big (600K)


took far too long...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# marvellously basket case : )
woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# woo
for the pic and greenday
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Houpla!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# woo
is the impressionist brush from tattyshop elements in tattyshop 7?

i can't find it

and yes you are my photoshop faq bitches etc
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# pointellize?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# open photoshop
press F1
look for yourself?

I've never heard of it, but then Elements has stuff renamed and shuffled and whatever else - and I only have PS6 anyhow
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# im on 5.5
:(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# there is nowt wrong with any of the earlier versions
whatsoever!

in fact i was reading an interview with a faily well known professional designer/animator who said that he uses mainly Photoshop 3, because it does all the things the later versions do but processes quicker, if that makes sense! :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# it does
I was working with 3 when I first learned how to do all this stuff, and when we upgraded to 4 is actually increased our jobtime between 50 and 120%, depending on what was needed to be done!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i think generally speaking
one finds the best way to use it, their favourite tools and stick to that - it's usually on a need to know basis anyway that you figure out photoshop...

(i think i said this already sometime this week on the board... apologies if i am boring anyone).
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I remember Ferry Halim saying on the B3TA interview
that he only used Flash 4. Don't know about now though.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i was grand with flash 4 and 5
mx fucks with my head.
I say if you are comfortable using something then there's not that much need to upgrade just for the sake of it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I know 7 has a couple new tools
but I'm happy enough with 6
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i use 6
i have 7 but i don't see any difference, except for this so called "healing brush" which to my mind is just the clone tool in disguise, i like the clone tool :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I like clone tool
I also like layer masking with paintbrush set to 5%.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# i've never ever used a mask
it was the first thing they taught on my course, i couldn't figure it out then, and I've not needed to since!

;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Poor me.
I've only been in this biz long enough to have used PS7. Never tried anything else.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# the healer tool is the new God
fact
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# bollocks is it!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# me
too - but then I only ever use imageready anyway
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# it does this, can't find it with 'ps7 help'
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# that's not really much use
without knowing what the image was before :)
looks like a bit of crystallize with glass filter over the top...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# yay
great
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Well I say
woo to you
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Cor. Attention to detail.
7.06!
I like this.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I'm glad
somebody noticed!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I may be going to hell in a basket
but at least I'm enjoying the ride
(grateful dead)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Ahhhh, Hull
Terrifying Happy Days
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yep.
woo
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# not too sure where
this one came from.



poor thing'll get lung cancer at that rate.

bah, reload for animationification.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Ahh, bless that
rabbit, dog, polar bear, wtf is it?

Here, have my 400th post.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# a
rabbit, oddly enough :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Poor thing
Thought it was a carrot until it was too late.
At least that'll teach him to get his hair cut.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
#
damn rebel kids
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Arf!
..that's me, that is.

woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a normal Friday for Bernie...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# "...and I got this locket in Harvey Nicks..."

time for bed for me I'm afraid.
Night all!

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hehehe
you're goin to hell!!
;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# we all are
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I don't think I am
Can't remember a post which would have condemmed me.

Unless laughing at other posts counts.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# sorry, but it counts
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Bugger
I'll be needing this then.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I can't
I don't believe in it :-D

atheism rules
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# you're
going to hell because you don't belive in god
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh,
the irony.

Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.

Shucks.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I also
am a Heretic, apparently.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# doesn't work that way
heheh
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Whereas
You will never realize that there isn't a god, because when you die there is no afterlife for you to realize anything in.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and we're back to pascal's wager
*converts*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Pascal's wager only makes sense
in the Catholic or Burn In Hell dichotomy that was around in Pascal's time. Now, there are thousands of sects that all have claims of "believe in us or burn in hell or our equivalent thereof", and so it's useless.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hmm... i'm pretty sure
that if you are unaware of the bible you only go to limbo (which is where all the women are, so that's alright). so all we have to do is eliminate the missionaries
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# True,
provided you have been a virtuous person.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# wanting to go to limbo because it has women
probably wasn't that virtuous...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Quite.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I don't have to wager.
I'm confident enough.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# we're
going to die a horrible burny death, don't worry.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# It does.
Sorry but you're joining us.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Oh yes,
I'm sure to be the first one there!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# ah nothing more relaxing
than that last cigg of the day

nighty
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Good night,
good night.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Titters.
Hurrah for Fruity Jesus.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# good
night
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hey
I've uploaded that pic, check my profile for linky to site (NOT the blog one).
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# 'Night.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
*feeling guilty*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# woo
pie roat
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# night
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# hehe cool
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Now
we're cooking with miracles.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# That's odd...
The wave break (top/center/left) looks like a swan.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# so it does
chopped?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# No.....
Other than deleting a surfer that looked shopped in.

Well... I don't think it's shopped. Maybe?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# is it
you?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# No....
I wish.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# unlucky ;)
i saw a porpoise (i think it was anyway - might have been a dolphin) do that in newquay last year! twas fucking sweet. going down that way next week so hopefully ;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Best of luck to you.....
BTW, my youngest son's name is Quay.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# was he concieved
at the end of a pier?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# No...
on the side of the road leading to a town named Chester. He was named after The Battle of Edan Quay (Ireland).
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yes but
"is it real?"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Well, look at it:
Sea? Yes
Man? Yes
Shark? No
Helicopter? No

Therefore, 50% real
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Not sure.....
I assumed (mistake) it was. Maybe not.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# surfing is cool... usually:


woo to all those dolphins!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i saw that once before
on another board... someone posted it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yes
it does
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# He had to go all the way up there just to get a decent view.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# nice drawing.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# fred jack
did any poole or bournemouth b3tans go to the annual skatefest today at baiter park?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Who would've thought......under all that fur....

This is actually my googlism-name-thingy. I used "hobbe" and "s".
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# No!
No! No! No! No! Don't you dare taint Calvin and Hobbes like that.

thank you Phoenix: right-click, Block Images From Server.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I think
you're just upset because you find him attractive...
Shame on you
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
I would
...n't
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# how odd
i got that pic for my googlist thing too
possible nsfw piccy, though it's just a statue really
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# looks much beeter
with Hobbe's face on it

funny that
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I see
you used "s" and "poon"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# yeah
i was hoping for a bicycle-saddle-sniffing picture
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# fine art becomes NSFW
the moment you think 'I would'.

and not one second before.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Woo Hoo
I knew Hobbes attracted me for some reason

I must have intuited

(hubba hubba)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# He's one swanky tiger.
That's why I'm usernamed after him.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Monkey Business
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# hehe
what no toilet seat?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# it's just hidden in the grass there
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Yay!
Taken moments before it picked its own shit up and threw it at someone.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Monkey/poo related mishaps have been
scientifically proven to be the most amusing mishaps that can exist.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# hehehehhahahahaha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# tee hee
quilted or velvet?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# hmm
Taken moments before it picked its own shit up and ate it. sorry thats my friends dog. (who coincidentaly is now dead :S)

my dog ate its own sick yesterday. thought id let everyone know
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# thanks for sharing
now stop it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# My cat was sick
all over my desk last week, who'd have thought such a small cat could hold so much vomit?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# MonkeyPoo
tastes smells of bananas
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Nah
Smells of Guinness.

Sorry.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hehehe !
reminds me of this :)

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# that is
bonkers. Just bonkers.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I
made that dolly up out of a few pics.


It scared me.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# well yes
it fucking should.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# sweet jesus
don't let oCo see it!! ;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# he
already has it !

*edit leeching it from his site I might add , hope he doesn't mind :/
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# haha
...and we've learnt that his lemur-alarm doesn't work for re-posts
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I'm just having connection problems right now ...
I'm there intermittently :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha....yay!
hope the repost alarm is quieter and annoys the neighbours less :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hehehe ... hopefully yes :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# No probs mate :)
I surely won't mind you leeching a pic you made and kindly offer me for the lemurama.

(+ I got unlimited bandwidth anyway)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That's grand
that is.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# poor thing, can't get a moments peace
great pic
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# that's proper woo that !
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# They've killed twenty of my people,
including my beloved wife.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
"they put things in our ears!"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaargh!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# nyaaa!
That scene still makes me shiver
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Ahem
Now available by slightly popular request.

Click the piccie

proceeds to b3ta.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# WOW!
is that shirt buyable?
where can i buy one?
do you have any other colours?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Woops, forgot to add the linky.
Click the image. it dun been fixed now.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# i'm clickin but it aint linkin
edit:ahhh there we go
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# $16...
how much is that in real money (as my mum wud say)

edit:a tenner, that's alot for a shirt that probably wont fit me*, especialy in white

*short arse
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# About £11, give or take.
plus shipping I'm afraid, there's only a $3 markup on it and it goes to b3ta, so go on, treat yerself.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHH!
i wanna but i have no way of orderin and my dad will moan takin his time* for just one shirt

*WTF!? 5 minutes!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# do it do it do it
do it
NOW!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# if you use zazzle.com
you can get them in colours other than white
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I'll have a lookie at that then...


edit/ looks good, I'll sort that out when I've got a mo'
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yay
don't forget about the possibility of white-on-black... pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# that would be very cool
then i wud buy one ASAP
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Workin'
on it...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Oh
please say i can actually buy that...

-edit, woo and yay!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# You can actually buy that.
here

Proceeds to b3ta.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Excellent,
they have them in fat man sizes
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# 'tis a thing of beauty
woo
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# not as much
as the scene where tha damn things came out

uuggghhhh
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Oh no...
...looks like someone may need a doctor:

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Bloody hell,
that took me much longer than it should have done.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# There's clearly somthing going on here
that I am too cool to understand.

Good-oh, carry on.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# it's from
dynasty...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# OMG
Quick
put a Fez on it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Aaaggghhhh - Hatchling Fears.
Repeat ad infinitum....

Ace.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# That is great
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Justice
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# badum
tish!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# A portable toilet was stolen today from a building site outside Sheffield.
Police are investigating, but say they having nothing to go on.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I pity the foo
that be disrespectin' the Hedge-T.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# hodgehegs! yey!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# He lurves milk
But only give them dog biscuits and water foo'
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# looks like one of those things
you wipe your boots on...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# That's no err..


I suspect it's been done before tho.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Probably
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# satan
there i was in my rrom the other day. And i fgured that where i was the other day. And i did not like where i was at in life. And i did a chant to satan. All i said was satan i summon you i have a quality soul to sell if the price is right. And then i felt a precence, and i knew it was him.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# it's always nice
to get your first message out the way
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Updated Every Minute of the Day

Need flufflyness to combat evil satan related posts
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Blimey! It is updated every minute as well..

joke courtesy I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Amd finally
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Breaking News
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:21, archived)
# have you sent that one
to kitten and gibbon?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Nope.
I assumed Clive would tell them when he got back from work.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# did he leave you a note?
"You've gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours ,
Satan
P.S. We should be together too"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha.
that made me laugh quite a bit.

though your accuracy of the wording scares me
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# did satan look like this?

(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Then Satan took a look at you...
...shook his head and drew breath in sharply through his teeth.

"Tell you what guv - I'll give you 'alf a monkey for it"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# possibly
the first ever B3TA Family?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# And I hope you're
all very happy together
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Hmmmmm
I feel somehow responsible but not sure whether to be proud of it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha!
one for the album I feel! Mind if I bung it up on my site? Won't leech and will credit :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# no problem
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# can u post
when its up?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# hahahha sweet!
yet vaguely disturbing...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)

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