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I'd listen, if I were you.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

quality.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

Scary

Moother-fucker

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

eep

yes Mr cow

woo

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pippy is a truck, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

heh, woo!

*can't think of a witty response*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

what a surprise.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

oooh!

handbags!

how's you? drunk?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

;-P

not yet...

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Sean Bean?

(Scribble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

that is

terrifyingly brilliant

(jokeface_killah, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

Bean Done

before

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)

Ah well...

...haven't they all?

edit: oh, wait, I see what you did there!

(Scribble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

has it?

so has 99% of anything, it's a good pic so who cares whether somebody had a similar idea first, sheesh.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

Blimeh

that was a quick frontpage

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

What????

Front Page? Fuck my old chemist, that was quick.

Why is it the pics that take the least time do so well?

(Scribble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

Fnords

law.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

dunno

Both my frontpages took about 5 mins each
I guess its the idea/pun/joke that gets you there

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

hahahaha

Rowan Keating?

repost opp.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

That looks like the bloke from...

...Gimme Gimme Gimme

(Scribble, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

ronan the barbarian?

repost opp, although any excuse will be used

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

absolutely

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

off topic but..

razor i just looked at your profile and saw an FP, house hunting...

kinda strange that the same guy changes his clothes twice then his gun turns into a fishing pole..

oh well! funny ol' world~

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)

Eep

*watches another crush fade*

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Queen of Cheesecake, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 21:04, archived)

Probably been done to death.

Yoko Bono

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

i'd quite like to be done to death.

Its a good way to go, as ways to go go.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

woo

two overratted people in one - bonus!

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

If only the bullet had gotten her instead..................

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

no, he got the right one

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

Wot and robbed the world of a talented and great artist

and left us with Yoko Ono?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

ah, we're better off with him dead.

he can't make any more shit records.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

Why not kill Bono then?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

My first Post whit pic ;)

geocities.com/shortdev/Cat.jpg
Catty

(Devlin Aka DJEllen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

oops

geocities are no good for hosting for here. Try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

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barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

Bugger

I'd get to the FAQ if I were you...

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

what pic?

all i see is a link that doesn't work.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

can

I point you in the direction of the FAQ?

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chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

what pic?

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huggybear, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

not working

for me

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

i use MSN groups

:)

that way you can do the whole img src="blahblah" biz

beats a link..

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

this just in:

Jesus Christ is hardcore, dude:
www.vpetz.com/uxu/

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

this is the story all about how

my life got flip turned upside down

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

And I'd like to take a minute just

sitting right there, to tell you the story of how I lost all my hair

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Dogtanian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

in west philedelphia

born and raised
in the playground
is where ispent most of my days
chilling out relaxing, acting all cool
shooting some b-ball outside of the school

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

when a couple of guys who were up to no good

started making trouble in my neighbourhood

(jokeface_killah, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

when a couple of guys, who were up to no good

started making truffles in my neighbourhood.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

i ate one little shite

and my mum got scared and said
you're moving with your auntie and uncle
under the stairs!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

Got a bad case of crabs and when I shaved down there

it looked kinda French and attracted mice and litter

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Dogtanian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

If anything

I could say those crabs didn't care, but I thought "Na forget it, yo it's good enough for Cher"

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Dogtanian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

when a couple o' guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in the neighbour hood

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

MIIIIIIIIIND

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

when a couple of...ah fuck it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

This was done for a laugh by a friend of mine....

"Ladies and gents,

Recently, you may have seen a series of emails flying around showing "stupid items" for sale on sites such as Ebay. Most frighteningly of all, said items were actually going for quite a decent price. So, as an experiment to discover how truly stupid some human beings are (and because I'm bored and hate writing documentation) I have put the following, truly useless, and utterly stupid item for sale on Ebay, which I hope to fetch a fair price from:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2954574510

Please forward this email to a load of your friends, and hope that they in turn forward it onto some truly stupid people (because, after all, YOU wouldn't be friends with anyone stupid enough to bid on this) and we'll see how high the bidding goes.

Yours boredly. "

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

That's hilarious.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

It is.

How are your sides holding up?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

mine

found it quite soothing

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barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

Whoops,

there go mine. Medic!

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

Mine went fairly quick,

but luckily i always carry a spare set.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

Luckily I'm wearing a truss

to keep mine in.

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

have you borrowed

the national truss?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

I'm a national

trussure

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)

I've always supported ancient piles.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

I'm being suckled by a phalanx of badgers.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

Thought

you were moving on to foxes?

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

59% of baz supports foxes

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

that's more than

enough for most foxes.

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

at least you not being

fucked by a cock.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3244061914&category=373

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

about 2". Very nice handworking.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)

2 inch eh?

Lucky cock.

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Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

According to the news on XFM

There's a bottle of Bristol tap water on there for £11...

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

I'm guessing the bidding

goes nowhere

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huggybear, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

"geinuely"?

"authetic"?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

iliteratte

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:30, archived)

I'm guessing that's deliberate...

...because let's face it - it's only going to be AOLers who bid for it...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

zzz...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

I just emailed you to

www.whattheheck.com/ebay/

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

I'm pissing myself

No. I'm not laughing, just pissing myself.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

Do you need a tissue?

Speaking of which, the woman pissing herself on 3 non blondes last night was excruciatingly funny

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chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

Does anybody

else like Little Britain or is it just me?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

It's

lovely. Far too good to be hidden on BBC3

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chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)

It's pants.....

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

Hot

pants.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

I used to listen

to it on Radio 4, but it is superbly visual in a surreal way.

I agree about the BBC3 thing.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

that's the funniest thing I ever heard

HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

My band used to support HA! HA! HA! HA!

.. back in the day, of course.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

cool

I used to love them (back in the day).

[edit: their album "Tee hee hee hee hee" is in my top 10.]

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

well it's a nice idea but

quit asking me to spam my friends :P

friends should know better than to go around spamming each other :P

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

how many times?

many, i would guess, but i dont care.

(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

many, many, many,

many, many times.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

even more than that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

what?

many, many, many, many, many, many times??

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

aah,

but did they spend as long as me making it?
huh? huh?

i doubt it.

(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

You should enter that for the challenge!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

A message from planet earth...

Avoid the wildlife!

(mistersnappy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

arf!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

arf?

Is that how you really laugh?

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

it's not like the earth surface

isn't covered with 75% water which acts like lava to the aliens - oh oops they didn't notice.
/gaping plot bollocks

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

and clouds

and rain, and everthing

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_null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

and

people

and whales..

and kittens...

and sausages.. damn you koit, and your hypnotic sausage antics!!

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

damned to hell

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

haven't seen it

won't be either

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

seen it?

Not I!

(mistersnappy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

it's actually got a good atmosphere

and pace.

shame the plot stinks

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

New sponsor

/hell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

sorry, don't get it

mainly because it's to do with football.

EXPLAIN!

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

7 newcastle players

have been accused of raping some bird.

7 up (see?)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

7 people from the 'newcastle area'

might be less libelous

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

hence why i said

'accused' rather than 'did'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

However, saying

Kermit the Frog, Jermaine Jackson, Lenin, La-La, a Shoal of Ameoba, a St Bernard, Titus Groan.

might be slightly more libellous.

Mod Edit: these are funnier though.

Baz Edit: hahahaha.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

noooooooo!

take that off!

They have shut down hundreds of internet forums this week for naming names.

i couldn't live without b3ta.

Well... I could, but I'd drink more.

edit: HAHAHAHAHA
Nice ;)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

unless you were discussing the terrible injury crisis

at said club

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

what? they've all got groin strains!

hahahahahahaha

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

it happened in London

and they haven't mentioned which team MAY have been accused, so even mentioning Newcastle is wrong.

(and none of the players mentioned are Geordies either).

edit: well, 1 maybe. But its all nasty rumours anyway.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:26, archived)

There were three

Premiershit teams from outside London playing in London that weekend. One from Murkeyside, one from Brum and one from the north east.

The team from Murkeyside weren't playing until the day after the alledged incident so it was unlikely to be them. The team from Brum didn't have too far to go home so probably wouldn't have stayed over after playing.

I don't believe a word of it.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

The difference

is minimal.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

would it not be "7 down"

then?

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

ooh you got that mail as well?

isn't this a bit naughty. innocent till proven otherwise??

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

to popbitch with you!

now!

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

EDIT: I don't mean it...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

In all honesty

I have been to popbitch once and once only, because I saw it mentioned here a few times. I still don't really know what it means to say something 'belongs at popbitch'. If you mean that you think my post is crap, that's fair enough I suppose.

/edit It's a bit mean to say 'go away' on the strength of not liking my post though, isn't it? I'm not trolling, and I usually post fairly uncontroversial stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

nahh

b3ta is not about bitching about celebrities. Burstslag is where you do that.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

popbitch serves one purpose

and b3ta serves a different one. i think thats what he meant.

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)

I'm fairly clear about the purpose of b3ta...

to post shopped images.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

did you shop the 7up shirt?

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)

Er...

yes. Yes I did.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

ah well, hat off to you then

/liar, liar, pants on fire!

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)

oooh

then i apologise with much licking

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

Ah...

licking. Then it was all worthwhile : )

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

I got sent that

around 12.am today

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Mofaha

Please ignore people who say stuff about clearing off to popbitch.
PB is a place for laguid gossip and side stories about celebs.
Here is a place for images/posts/links that make us laugh/think rather odd.
Your post is an image.
Suits me fine!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

i didnt mean

go away. popbitch post stuff about gossip and celebrities and the like. b3ta doesnt. that is all.
edit: i liked your post. made me laugh. that really is all.

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Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

No, neither did I

I always get into trouble using that one... Perhaps, if I put 'please sod off', people would take it in the manner in which it is intended - i.e., a joke - usually...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

Too late.

I've slit my wrists.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

hehehe

thats not funny.

(one was from Charlton)

I mean one MAY have been from Charlton.
errr

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

alledgedly your honour

ahemm...

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

smoking club time

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raver, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

very classy

:) woo

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

Profound...

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

hahaha

man that hits close to home!!!

(W3stwing, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

hahahahaha

wunderbar.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

it's going to BANG

in your FACE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

Big dog!!!

Blastin off etc.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

penelope!

To the hills!

err... or something. I don't know. I don't understand.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

Thats cus your not down with the kids...

my neezy!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

safe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

hehe

she doesnt look very happy

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

He's just told her

that he's gay.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

uy!

then she has a reason

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

in the next issue

you see her with a flame thrower, leaning over a charred corpse. I think....

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:33, archived)

woo!

looks like she could do with a cheeky holiday.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

that doesn't make any sense

but i'll let you off incase you are the real tim westwood and decide to pop a cap in my ho's ass

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

Westwood

is a fake ass sucker MC.

Word.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

big up to the man like bud.

bigstyle. wicked. Cheesy nipples! BO!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

yes, because the real tim westwood

is a punk ass bitch.

in your opinion.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

brilliant

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

haha

woo

Why is it that in all those case studies, the ladies are either in their underwear or a complete state of undress ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

Um,

it makes me read them!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

because thet is what life is like.

well my life anyway.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

so you get a better look at their knockers

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

Peter

Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.

Long time no see, you been hiding ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

been on holiday

and then relatively busy at work but I have been popping in and out from time to time.

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:27, archived)

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

Ace

Wooo

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

That made me realise

that I don't have a Cheeky Girls woo/yay anim. That's a SIN!
Instead, have this:

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:24, archived)

Woo yay, it's a cheeky holiday!!!

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

ARF!

ARF ARF ARF fucking ARF.
Nice..

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

...and the people of California better prepare for a giant cock coming thier way

(W3stwing, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)

oh no!!

how are we all this fine afternoon?

(

Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

how was school,

have you learnt about sex yet?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

eeeep!

this rain is white!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

who says nature doesn't have a sense of humor.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)

mother nature is very rude

(

Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

well helloo!

*wiggles eyebrows*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

hello there

(

Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

i bet that'll happen one day you know...

we'll all be sat here posting then some giant will come and use the earth as a sex aid and we'll all feel violated.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

Yaaaaay for cock formations!

(

Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

When you eat spacedust

There is a party in your mouth!

PS: 160k, sorry

(

SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)

Party Party!

(

Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

75% of them about fucking landrovers

;)

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

actually

They're called pinkies or dinkies

(T1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)

don't make me come over there...

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)

Congratulations

You're not at all obsessed with that vehicle, are you?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

It works on the moon, you know.

I used to work on the moon... back in the day of course.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)

it wouldn't would it?

surely it'd need air to do whatever it is that diesel engines do?

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

i don't know

don't ask me, i'm just quoting.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

i believe you

you know all ;)

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

You could connect the carbs or injectors up to a compressed

air cylinder, and then it probably would.

I bet the radiator would burst though. And the tyres too.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

lets try it!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)

O2 tank....

...and a release valve on the rads/tyres.
OR.....just use batteries - Zero grav will mean no drag, so long lasting battery power!

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

the moon does not have

zero gravity.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

okay....

very low gravity!

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

Sensible chap.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

The moon doesn't have zero gravity.

It's about 1/6th g

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

Diesel?

DIESEL?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)

what do i know about bloody tanks?

but if it's petrol engine then you'd definitely be fucked without air

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)

Choose diesel!

6.5l V8 chevvy lump...or the equally powerful
international 2.8TGV big brother of the TDi...an awesome engine...and so much lighter than the american lump!

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)

Yes but

the TDi doesn't make the nice burbly V8 noise, does it?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

That is the only problem!

Mind you....burble and 130 miles per tank or hefty grunt and 540 miles per tank.....?

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)


DDDD  II EEEEE  SSSS EEEEE LL     ????
DD DD II EE    SS    EE    LL    ??  ??
DD DD II EEEE   SSS  EEEE  LL       ??
DD DD II EE       SS EE    LL        
DDDD  II EEEEE SSSS  EEEEE LLLLL   ??

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

yes

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

so does my

multi-remote

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

i reckon my electric can opener would as well

but i'm unlikely to be testing it in the near future

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

fair point

well made

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

My Rangie Mk1 I am

but the FC101 is awesome...but you should only get one if you really need one....

...they are becoming (more) expensive to run.

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

what on

earth are you all talking about?

(

stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)

The Landrover 101 Forward Control

of course.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)

Oh, it seems I'm having to work until 10pm tonight (boo!)

Are you still going to be down t'pub?

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)

Boo nay to working!

Yes, we are still going to the pub.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

Pub?

Where and when might that be?

(

wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

I've heard tell

that there's something happening at 7:30pm tonight, in the Potter's wheel in Swansea.

You got my mobile number? It's in the pub scheduler in Arthur, just in case we can't find each other in the pub.

Seeing as we've never met, I think there may be a strong possibility of that happening.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

Yep got that, ta.

Shouldn't be too busy so I think we'll be all right.

(

wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

They reckon

that 75% of all landrovers ever made are still on the road.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

I've got a Landrover bumper

sitting about 2 feet behind me in my living room.

Don't know why, I don't even own a Landie.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

are you buying one in installments?

(

PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

The Heidi Klumps

(

Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)

might I just say

f*cking christ.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

Gah!

double bag, double bag.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

hahahahaha

oi loikes that, oi doos.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

I wouldn't

(

Sixola, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

Nor me

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

DIESEL?

*DIESEL?!*

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)

Vin

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

possibly

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:23, archived)

That'll be a no then

yeah ?

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:25, archived)

The *cough* Fear at Work: Part II

Quite pleased with this...

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)

Thats the best thing I have seen all day!

(

Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)

I like

Goes on a bit dunnit

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

that's quite a feat

woo!

(

PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

so you should be

Woo Yay!

(

Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

ARRG the feat!

cool post , many woos

(

Sixola, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

Not Feat!

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

Edit: Not your spelling mistake, sorry.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)

arses.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

Arrgghhh

the feat the feat the feat the *cough* fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear etc...

Woo, nice anim :-)

(

Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

I love the Fear

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

excellent

houpla !

(

oCo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)

Yay

top anim

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

inspiring

and then some

(W3stwing, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

ooh, that reminds

me of this wot I dun:
keeeeeler hamstarrrrr
/blatant pearoast

woo to the seal-eating fear :o)

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:31, archived)

What's on sale this afternoon?

(

Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)

i'm waiting for the chopped plum tomatoes

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)

nobody is chopping *my* plum tomatoes!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)

haha

just the type of shite they do try and flog ya.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)

First post - Visting the country relations

I say, could any of you chaps point me the right direction of a gimp tutorial? I'm afraid I am utterly lost.

(that's not a knife, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)

I am afriad not

But welcome!

(

Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

i like

the way you work.

(

stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

hoorah!

although shouldn't they be lying down?
I think you'll probably find some tutorials here www.gimp.org/docs.html

(

rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

I like

the cut of your gib

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)

google for

grokking the gimp

(

barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

Good stuff

welcome, and all of that......

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

Kinda

Try these:
GIMP User Manual
Grokking the GIMP

(mjau, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)

We've only got crap biscuits at work

(Idid, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)

at least they are not Diirrrty!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)

No pink wafery ones

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)

some git always has them first

then the jammy dodgers

(Idid, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

then the sub-standard

chocolate digestives.

You simply can't beat McVities for chocky diggies.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

My first EVER flash

and probably my last.

This took an extroadinary amount of time for something so basically crap.

Thanks to Darryn R, Matazone and the others who offered help. Zak, I tried mailing you but the fla file was returned as it was too big for your box :)

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sausage.html

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:00, archived)

hi sausage

what's with the guy in the corner

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)

Click the cute fella and find out

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)

i'm more concerned that you have mates called

Churd and Boggsy

(

huggybear, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

They are one and the same person

and if you ever met him, you'd be concerned too. He's a weird fucker.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

as opposed to "huggy bear"

presumably?

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

there's almost a reason for that

people don't tend to call me huggy bear though

(

huggybear, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

koit...

i love you.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

Cheers

My Mum says that too. Although she doesn't and she'd call me Paul anyway.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

that's him

and i'd guess it's a linky

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)

reminds me

of pepperami

(

Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)

mein got!

zat iz vunderbar.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)

Easy Nazi boy

you up for going out sometime soon ?

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)

yes

however, most of my weekends are taken up in the near future.

is a week night any good for you?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

If any

I would say a Tuesday night, cos I am off on Wednesdays.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)

s'all right for some slackers

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)

oh yes

but you've been Mr "I never go out" these days, so get yer ass in gear and come out with Andi and me. The ladies love us.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)

i haven't had a chance recently.

and now with my impending wedding, well you get the picture.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)

Yes

Andi told me of your nuptual agreement on Thursday. You man you !

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)

Bwaaahaaahahaahahahah

ahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahah

he's a Sausage!

(

Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)

Well

It made me laugh, and that's the important thing : D

(

wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)

Hahahahaha

More! More!

(

Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)

THAT

R0XX0RS MY S0XX0RS.

No really, it's bloody clss.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

I feel the sarcasm oozing

but I don't mind. I know it's shite and I will admit to flash being fooking hard to get to grips with. So big woo's to all those who make class things from it.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)

No!

I really do love it! Consider my socks rocked.
:)

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)

Took ages to load

but that ending caught me totally unawares.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)

that's class

(

cheeves, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)

Good work, koit!

Want a drag and drop preloader?
(You need the Macromedia Extension Manager)

(

butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)

Why thanks

that looks like it is worth investigating. Matazone also supplied me with a one frame cut and paste jobby for the future. Maybe it's the same sort of thing.....

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

It's a component that

you can just stick in a scene - you can fiddle with the appearnce a little. IIt's very easy to use.
Macromedia Extensions are great for eejits like me!

(

butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)

I love you,

and your sausage.
Can I link to it from my Sausage animation?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)

Cheers B Man

by all means.

Do you know off hand how to get it centered on the html page ?

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)

I usually just

do it in dreamweaver..do the Centre tags not work?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)

Hell

I don't know, I'm a gimp when it comes to stuff like this.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

Wack it in a table

then center the table.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)

If you go to "Publish Settings"

click on the HTML tag and there are some options there called "Flash Alignment" - probably does the trick.

(

butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:20, archived)

maybe

not

(

butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

It's all so exciting

and yet not at the same time.

It's scary.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

<center>(flash code)</center>?

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)

one word.

loon.
and woo!

(

Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)

Had as a matter.

Coincidentally, I never thought you were quite so fresh faced as yer pictures portray.

/shutting up

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)

I am as fresh as a newly plucked carrot

my face belies my years.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)

The barman couldn't help but feel

that this lot were going to take the piss.

(Sheepattack!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)

He was right.

Mainly due to the poor positioning of his apostrophe.

Now it's been edited and I look like an even stupider fucker than usual.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)

PUNCTUATE!

PUNCUATE HARD!

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)

i dont see

the quo

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)

Wot

no Richard Harris or Tosh from The Bill..?

Woo to a top pic though!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)

Richards

on the end!!

(Sheepattack!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:00, archived)

Sorry

crap tiny screen and a young Harris - I was wondering what Rutger Hauer was doing in there...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)

Actually,

Rutger was a big drinker...

(Sheepattack!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)

Not surprised

but as far as I knew his reputation for drink rests solely on those ace Guiness ads.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)

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