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For those of you with

Siemens no smirking at the back please colour phones (A60, C60 etc) have a shifty at these b3ta meme wallpapers - also available in wap flavour!
Guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends!*

/edit: may also work on nokias, maybe a bit small though.

/edit2: in fact , will work on any colour phone that can load jpg or gif files, it's just the size that matters!

* Actually guaranteed to make your hair fall out.**
** This may also be a lie.

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

I never thought of having a meme wallpaper, *gets rid of his stupid dandelion crap right away!*

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

woo

at last good stuff for seimens none of this nokia shite

(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

heh, cool

thanx ! saves me doing it myself.....ta daaa

(JBoom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

damn

I get a 403 error on my phone

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Also works on..

SonyEricsson t68 and t68i, but they're pap so don't bother and just throw it away.

(Punk-Ass, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

Umm

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

happens all the time here at uni

all the bloody time

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Well, of course.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

that, sir, is very special

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

I say

What a lovely woo!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

Yay!

You're just jealous coz he's got hair ;)

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

I'm jealous of everyone with hair

But I does mean my budget for personal care products is very low.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

Expect an

email and a sketch tonight my lofty, bald friend.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

Yay! And hurrah!

Look forward to it (and the mail)

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Oooh no, bald is beautiful

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

It would take only the most hatstand of nutters

To ever describe me as beautiful.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Oh come now, you're not exactly hideous

and from my point of view, bald is far better than too hairy.
are you calling me hatstand?

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

;)

Bless you

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

Did you see the pic of us at the bash?

Me (looking pretty hideous, three chins and a shiny face), you (all smiley and tall), and Dr Nick (unshaven and mildly psychotic)?

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

super

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

that man has a serious

monobrow :) woo for the pic, it is very bizarre

(JBoom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

haha

ace

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

Ew! Looks a bit

like Matthew Kelly in 'I'm going to fist you, Frank Skinner, very hard, and for a long, long time' mode.

Perhaps the penguins can let all that evil out of his head.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

These funny T-shirts and other guff

i found this site with some really silly pictures on things like t shirts and cups and stuff, so i thought id post the link here for all you to see for yourself

mod edit - Donna, be a sweet chick and don't spam us on your fist post love, will you please.

(SweetChic_Donna, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

*sniff sniff*

is that spam i can smell?

[edit] if it isn't, though, welcome to the board. Please read our FAQ. you might notice that this is primarily a place for people to make silly/fun/blindingly good pictures and post them. i believe that there are places on the internet where they want links to shops for poor quality t-shirts, but ths really isn't one of them. why not draw us a picture. go on, you know you want to, how about a large spurting cock? that always raises a smile

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Great first post.

*cough*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

On a side note..

I drew this!

PS. I'm leaving if you don't love me. But I hate you all anyway. My mum died, why are you all picking on me?

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

arf!

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mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

Gee thanks

do you sell spam?

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

And he said

"Oh. It must be your feet then."

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

crispy

wank sock

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Analogue Warthog, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

how

shit!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

Wheeeeee

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

that looks

like a sack of potatoes with a cats head!

woo

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

christ!

he's going to be a lot flatter when he lands at that velocity!

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

won't land, you just watch.

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

does he land?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

pea roast

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

I'm not saying that cat's big boned.
But I really don't think that parachute will break his fall...

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

woo!

Kittens and velocity

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Did he lose his legs

in a similar parachutning incident? Woo, but watching it brings on a feeling of panic.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

ran out of hummus

so feel free to finish it/use it/print it out and wipe your arse on it for all i care

click for the PSD and marvel at my confusing layers

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

thats quite nice

i shall call him fateye. fateye the robot

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

eek, i should state

it is not mine, it is a spore...

EDIT: kallus is having a colouring-in competition

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

That's lovely.

And very nice of you to link to the .psd

Maybe people could do that more, so those of us less skilled can see what you did?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

that's not really skilled though

that's just cranberrying about with gradients

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

I take your point,

but it's nice to see the process, and it's more a general comment. PSD's can be like a tutorial all in themselves.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

Some kind of Source Request, maybe?

psds can get a bit on the large side, so no point uploading them if noone wants it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

I think he's very nice as he is.

Not very absorbent looking though.

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magicbaboon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

nice

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

layer 8

seem to have nothing on it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

don't ask me

i just made it

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

and layer 9

has a mask that does nothing?

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CowJam, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

Here, some sexy

tinned goods: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/tinned.html

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Hahahahhahaha

You are quite mad sir!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

No. I am quite, quite

sane.

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

very

rude

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95778132, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

Mmmmm

Tongues!

Woo, and Yay!

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

phwoar

look at the beans on that

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

I don't want to open their steamy lids

yuck

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

Its filth,

total filth, I can hardly bare to download them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

I'm not allowed to see them

"adult content". I don't understand, I have ID.

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

but yes, GOODNESS!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

but is there

any mature spam on underage salmon action (or is that in the members only section?)

yay!

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

canopener?

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

I've been searching for hummus all day....

and had to get this out of my head!
sorry

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

who sings the song

'kicker of elves'? I'm going to hunt him/her down and kill him/her, you can't kick elves!

excellent post.

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

woo

lol

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95778132, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

Hoorah for Fairies!

My daughter read a note on the fridge door today 'Fairy Washing Liq.' as 'Fairy Hiring Liv.' and was convinced we were hiring a fairy for her friend Olivia.

It would be cute, but she's 37 years old.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

hehhee

that's quite funny/amusing/strange

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

this beastie is hard to name

is it a moose? or a goose?

(moodahoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

bumrash

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

Just the way

his trousers ruck up.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Yvonne

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Her out of

Hi De Hi?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

That's my mums name,

what are you suggesting?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

say hi

from me

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

and tell her

I want my winches and pulleys back

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

Nothing..

/avoids eye contact

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

i used to know a dracula called yvonne

her surname was tosuckyourblood.

neither clever nor funny. i'm fucking shit, me.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Pfffft

silly chick en

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

a gmoose?

or moogoose? or goomoose?

ah fuck it, it's woo anyways!

(oldCheeseOnToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

goonu ?

gnoose ?

Lunch ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

a cranberry!

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

filter

what fucking filter?
cranberry.

(cowkicker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

*sigh*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

*sigh*

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

*sign*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

*sigmund*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

*Salami*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

*King Solomon's Mines*

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

*Solomon Bites The Worm*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

*Solomon Gollorah*

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

*Solong Andthanksforallthefish*

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

Nevermind.

Here you go.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

A dancing lemon!

Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Silly

chicken

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Brita water filter

it's clear from the taste!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

filter! filter!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Arrrrrrggghhhhh!

A teapot, a teapot...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

a watermelon teapot!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

That

rocks

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

that is very good

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

hahaha

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

nice!

flange.

(JBoom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

The board goes from bad to worse

AT LEAST POST SOME PICS IF YOU MUST THREADWASTE!
Even a repost

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

but

if they post pics, then it's not a threadwaste. duh!
why not repost one of your old faves that you made into this thread, then it won't be wasted and we can all chuckle like loons

[edit] see - that's better

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Not a bad idea, this one's topical too

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

Statler Quo

Statler: You call this a message board? Message BORED more like! Hawww haww haww! Waldorf:Well it could be worse... We could be READING this! Haww haww hawww!

See alt text

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

that's bloody good.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

ahhhhh hhhaaaaaa

i liked it, it was okay, well it's was alright, well i didn't think it too great, well it was a bit poor, yep very poor, yep it was rubbish, boooo, booooo, get off.....

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

got that yesterday as well!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

That is rather brilliant.

Houpla!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

Always

a joy.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

genius

absolute genius

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

I suppose I could use this thread to say

Assassinate George Bush Bomb Sniper Kill President Explosion

Hello, Feds!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

None of the terrestrial channels are showing his speach live.

Now I don't like the chap one bit, but it's an event of some historical import. I'd rather like to be able to watch it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

now that

i like...

anthrax gerbil arse bummer

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

zeppelin

cranberry watermelon

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

No it doesn't.

Its been really good so far, and yesterday.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

It has rather hasn't it?

Roll on thursday....

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

You can always trust Phil to be tactful

awwww....my 1st FP....i shall cherish it forever

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

AAAArrrggghh!

(and woo to the original pic)

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

haha

good one

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Oh to be a fly on the wall

when those two have a conversation. Comedy gold.

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Its hard to try not to laugh while you're at work.

hehe

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

niiiiice.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

No you can't

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

You've got to hand it to those secret servicemen...

(Dr Frank, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

make it into a Flash game!

woo!

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

Nothing would give me greater pleasure...

Alas I don't flash...

(Dr Frank, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

then make it out of cardboard

and nuts and make a killing at the fairground!

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

better still

make it out of guns and make a killing in London...

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

Is the first one

Howard from the Halifax adverts?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

with a tan

if only it was him.. what a troll.
happy birthday

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spatuluk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

awesome

really funny

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Fan

tabulous!

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

woo hoo

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3282773.stm

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

did you molest that yourself?

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

pfffffffft

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

No, not "woo hoo"

It's "Yee-hee", "..ah!", "sha-mawn!" or "Ih!"

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

LMAO

;¬)

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Official: Jackson Grooms

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

He has horses?

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Hmm.. don't know.

I always thought he was just grooming Bubbles.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

I always preferred

Jackson Browne. far more talented

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

and a more generous

lover.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

What should I make of this:

"Jackson was said at the time of the search to be with his three young children in Las Vegas, where he had spent the last three weeks making a video. "?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

is this news?

do you not own a tv or a radio, or even a copy of today's newspaper?
also, everyone knows he's a kiddy fiddler. he's probably the best known paedophile in the world.
gah!

incidentally, i thought it was rather appropriate that last night there was a tv show focussing on his music and today he gets arrested. my money's on him really being arrested for thriller

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

F**KING FLATMATES!

So, this e-mail does exactly what it says on the tin...

I once lived in Earlsfield with this crazy Shropshire Aristo part-time teacher bird. Oh, and with her fat, unsightly thirty-something teeth-braced boyfriend. Yes, she forgot to tell me about him in her garbled, inbred-inspired sentences too. Anyway, the posh ginger trollop used to start humping the pearly-white-challenged, Bearded, Oft-Spotted Putney flanker at 2am every shagging night. Literally folks.

Not usually THAT annoying, but for this Star-Crossed pair of mismatched tits to start groaning and heaving in the early hours- well it was like my worst nightmare made flesh. In his fat-arsed case, multiple flab loads of it.

However, the gross couple always climaxed with some hint of S & M, or her taking it painfully up the root canal, metaphorically speaking.

"Dave! No Dave! Dave! That hurts! EEEARRGHHH!" she'd scream like a desperate talking horse. Ergo, she'd storm out of the bedroom, slam her bathroom door until it almost came off the hinges (most likely like her) and then use all the available bog roll to clean (?) her bits? So when I arose a few hours later I would have to use my middle finger to clean my unmentionable ring of fire. And the perverse pair used to drink all my milk.

Eee! By gum- the good ol' days!!!

(Kevmanwilly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

why do you all hate me

i only want to be your friend:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

i don't hate you

i think you seem quite sweet, in a needy way

[edit] that story's a bit good. someone ought to move it for him, if such a thing is possible

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

i concur

HEY we's being scammed

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

i know

i just realised later when i saw it was the plural after astantine's post.
damn swine

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

I don't hate you.

...who are you anyway?

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

shh...

*snigger*

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

arf!

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

If the wind changes...

...etc.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

U R BOLD

arf!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

i hate everyone

don't feel special.

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

a) change your name back to what it was before

b) BRING ME MY COFFEE

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

The next person

to point and laugh at me is bum gay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

what do all your friends and family

say to you behind your back?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Damn,

you're wonderful, not like that big gay Monkeymanblue, who smells of pigs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

they're absolutly right , of course!!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

Look closer

You can see the wires. It's all done with smoke and mirrors

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

silly boy

;)

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

i like you

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

*pssssssssssst*

You've got the wrong donation icon.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

that username is not your own

leave the board immediately! ;)

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spatuluk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

Are you

the Dave in question by any chance???

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

bah

humbug

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

G) He changed his name back several minutes ago

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

a) it's not really him

b) it's not really him
d) it's not really him
7) it's not really him

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

hehehe

F5 is your friend:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

grumble

mutter

etc

SO there

yeah

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

bang it in the right thread

there's a good chap

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

You might want to

stick that on to this thread otherwise it probably won't get seen by The Relevant People.

An excellent phrase "she'd scream like a desperate talking horse" though :)

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Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

you wiped your arse with your finger.

you dirty boy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

good way to stop

biting your nails though.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

is the middle finger bit true?

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High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

Dogs

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologise profoundly for my sickening level of success with FPs this morning. Rest assured I didn't do it on purpose, some bigger boys made me do it, er... whoops *feeling somewhat abashed*

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

S'alright

You must spend a lot fo time on these and they're good thus encapsulating the spirit of B3ta.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

woo!

yes, 3fps at once. anyone would think you were good at it, or something...

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha,

although the sign in the background does read "Aunt Mavis' Huge Dog Wanking Service".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

*looks hard*

does it? Blimey. I was just concerned with trying to re-popularise the name Mavis

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

hahahah

'huge' dog walking school!

woo yay and houpla sir!!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Thats marvellous :)

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Yes.
It's like he film Speed, but with dogs.
If they stop they've had it.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

they'll

have to do drive by deliveries

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha

Could get a gun and shoot sausages through the letterboxes.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

when

the American football team the Cleveland Browns went bankrupt in the early '90s they auctioned off virtually everything they owned. Including...

A double barrelled hotdog launcher in the shape of, a giant hotdog.

It was used to fire free hot dogs (wrapped) into the crowd. It was ace. I think it went for around $800

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fishsticks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

OMG

that would be so cool.
And be very poular with the neighbourhood dogs.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

haha

yay!
wasn't that a caption someone said they wanted cartooned yesterday? i reckon that's about as good as it gets

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Don't apologise. They're well deserved!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Excellent!

Again :)

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Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

Surely there's a law

against having that many FPs in a row?

Bloody talented people. Hmmmmmph.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

wow

amazingly cool

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Bank Freud

Think that's enough

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

I was sniggering at the punnage

And then I saw it animate

And I laughed like a loon

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

uh oh!

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spatuluk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

*cackle*

That's great, that is :)

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

Is it real?

Okay, no shark
no helicopter

BUT IT'S THE SAME BRIDGE

woo/yay/houpla... this rocketh

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

acid kitty

hi everyone,
i know you are sensitive people. have a look at this. don't miss the title.

he/she could have post that picture on b3ta.

note : i found it in the "bottom 20" kitten. this is unfair. vote 10 ! vote hard !

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

my favourite comment from the page:

Lovejessy333: Now this is just stupied (2003-11-13)

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

really?

mine is 'why would anyone do this?' That's my personal motto

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

I was swayed

by this person's inability to spell the word 'stupid'. But yes, I can imagine some of those people having seizures if they caught a glimpse of this place!

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

his brain was not ready for that.

shit ! i'm speaking like morpheus!

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

All I see

is the caption Kitty with a milk ring.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

yup.

the page seems to be borked.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

Who was it

that posted the Albanian Small-face on there?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

Ratemykitten

Hopefully this page will not be viewed by dyslexics into bestiality.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

George W. tries to make points with the British Public...

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

drop him!!!

*ahem*

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

DROP HIM HARD!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

And don't send him back!

No Deposit No Return!

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

Maybe I'm just an old stoner

But I first read that as "George W. tries to make joints with the British public...

which I suspect would make him more popular anyway, but that's just me...

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Which platform again?

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High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

haha

hahahaha

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Great!

I cackled like a Phenella.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Hullo

little old lady.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

You

STUPID dragon!!

Happy birthday.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

I actually understood the running joke about the Whitworths

Oh, and thanks.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

cool

but a bit too fast!

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Gimp was told

to use a 5 second delay but I have my doubts

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High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

Marvelous.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

jebus

scary stuff

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

The purpose of a Gentleman Serial Killer of Whitechapel

is to flip out and kill people. Obviously.

Woo!

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Insurance Freud

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

wonderful, quite wonderful

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Groansome

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Superb

love it

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

Did you see Watchdog last night?

Weeping woman: Just because I lied on my application form they have declined to pay out. It's a disgrace.

Me: Shut up and die, lying fucktard.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

That wasn't you

it was Nicky Campbell

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

these people wind me up something chronic

like the parents of Joyriders who complain that their darling offspring died because the police were chasing them. The police, apparently, shouldn't chase them.

One less turd in the world? Result.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Me and the missus were watching it and she was like

"but she's got cancer" and I was like "but she lied" and she was like "but she's dying" and I was like "WHATEVER!" *

*May not accurately describe conversation.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

I see

so once you've got cancer, you don't have to obey the law.
It stands to reason

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

Arf

(schadenfreude)

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

Still liking that lots.

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

you are too kind

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

nice

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

that's great

i'm writing an essay on him at the moment (Freudian analysis if The Evil Dead) so i hate the fucker though.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

though...

it sounded like you were going to say something else.

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

Hehehehe

Loon.

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

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