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Nobody knew...

until he made this terrible timing mistake in court

(superhari, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

its funny

cos its true!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

is it?

criminy!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

It's not real, however.

There's no shark.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

believe

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

"agent Utah....is it safe to proceed........."

"good work son.....carry on"

(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

like it

yay!
only just animated for me

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

I love

those hats...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

A message from the Anti-Bush march to us all

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

that is fantastic

more praise here please

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

Any laydeez watching the rugger on saturday?

m
m
m
m
Possibly not safe for work.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

my mum will probably

be at home steaming up the tv screen..

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

There is something about him and Tim henman...

...that makes middle-aged Daily Mail readers moist.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Is that that famous rugby player?

erm, what's-his-name?

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

"famous rugby player"

now there's an oxymoron

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

hur hur hur

oxymoron! hur hur hur!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

I made..

..this for a lady colleague yesterday.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

but

it doesn't *do* anything :'(

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

depends where you put it...

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

phoooooowoooooarrr

you could scrub a lard encrusted pan on that!

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*lou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

it's gonna be mekkid ugby players isn't it?

well?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

Semi-mekkid ugby player actually.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

I think

i love him a little bit. It's how he does the Roger Moore eyebrow thing before he takes a kick - sigh!

(Bezmina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

what?

no shots of his cock and you call it nsfw :)

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Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

Disappointed?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

you

betcha!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Oh my

That's giving me the vapours.

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

I will

GO JONNY!!!

I hope we whup their arses.

(so I don't look like a complete cranberry in front of my Aussie friend...)

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

We're going to beat you, you know.

Even Mr Abs here can't save you. Accept defeat.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

no you won't

We've got he queen on our side!

(sleipnir, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

Tabloids

Front cover of Daily Mirror (if youre not careful!)

(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

Can we go home now?

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

aww

I want one

NOW

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Brilliant,

I love that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

That's

great.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

HA!

No go and get a nice hair cut you dirty dog!

I like that!!!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

Fantastic!

Yay!

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matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

Haha

Its Brian Mays pooch

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

hahaha

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

anita

dobson?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

Disco Puppy!

woo!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

yay!

he's nice

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

he he he

Super disco mate !

Yay !

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

groooovy!

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

does he eat disco biscuits?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

he should have gone to

specsavers!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

yaaaaaay!

fab :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)

How funny would this be?!

Bush's former defeats were weighing heavily on his fragile mind....

This took me FAR too long! But it's my first proper anim!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

Hahah

Great stuff :)

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matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

not even out of a paper bag

woo to the pic

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Former defeats? Like mentality?

I swear when they were handing out brain, he thought they said drains and asked for one with a big hole in!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

top spong

yay!

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

Awww - it's Chimp Charles and his wee bushbaby

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

I had a wierd

dream last night that munkt0n and I made it to an edinb3tan bash where there was lots of free orange juice and we met you!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

orange juice?

Rip it up and start again. I hope to god I'm not as dumb as you make out.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

Mr Pinchman had decided...

he HATED rollercoasters..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

That is super!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

Ha ha hah a

lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

hehehehe!

thats fab

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

Wicked.

And he looks like my old housemate.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

You haven't

recently left Bristol Zoo have you?

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

maybe

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

Brizzle Zoo

On that subject, anyone bought the Bristle dictionary released today :)

(Bristol Tom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

yaaaay!

excellent!

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

weeeeeeeee

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

eeeeeeeeeep

he looks so afraid!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

Hmm

Parkinsons and roller coasters...

double the fun?

Woo to the pic!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

hahaha

poor thing

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

relieved you mentioned rollercoaster

thought bubbles had aged
woo yay!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

I love that image

could never think what to do with it - but that's perfect!

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

Woah

That's some superb animating. W\Y\H

(Roland Deschain, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)

"That's no Moon..."

*hangs head in shame*

(Phil not DS, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Very good, reminds me of another pic

Which is the death star on a drum set.

EDIT: Have a woo too

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

Schpook!

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matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

Spooky

You were mentioning the Keith Moon pic while I was frantically searching for the file on my HD :)

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matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Ahhh

In addition, I hereby give the woo above to your pic as well. I love it.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

Weee!

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matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

that's no...

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

Have i missed something.......

Or is anchor spreadable advert ripping off Weebl and bob?

whats going on!? huh huh!?

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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Nope,

he made it.

Here we go...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

Who does the

voices?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

Tim Brooke-Taylor and Gloria Gaynor

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

You count them, be supercilious, and never explain to the asker what you're doing

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Look! It's me, naked!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

You or the sicklet?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

has to be him

you can see the sleeve of an orange nylon jumper, product of the late 60's or early 70's

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

hahahahha

For a minute I thought it was some form of glove-muppet!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

I am in the process of remastering 1970s pictures for my Mum & Dad's christmas present. They were all discoloured and torn and I am trying to restore them.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

aaaah

the world of financial recruitment

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

;oP

sshhhhhhhhh

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Ooo

bloody hell! I was supposed to be restoring a 50 year old picutre for my Dad, totally forgot!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

Are you

sitting on Monkey's cloud?

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

caption

"Why is that man walking backwards towards me?"

(Phil not DS, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

arf!

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

Well, we'll all get arrested now

It's about time.
GCSE Drama scripted performance tonight... shitting myself.

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Whillow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

I refer you to

here

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

i've not seen it yet

but i hear he has done it

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

what?

these ones?

looks nothing like 'em to me.

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

heh

another fine example of why not to use coldfusion

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

mmmm

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

oh!

that is beautiful

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

how fantastic!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

soup

herb!

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

You have missed something

That is Weebl and bob

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

heh

yes, you've missed considering the possibility that it may actually be the real thing!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

morning

or in Flash

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Blimey.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

i see you, baby

shakin' that ass!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

I have a loop of that too

but I'm working on something with it ;)

it has babies

and asses

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

must....resist....making....

michel...jackson...joke

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Morning.

Randy fella.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

Yay!

A vibrating thing!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

THING?

that's the very finest capybara I could find!

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

I though that was a cocktail?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

Reason? long story

Well, it looked good on paper

click for big
and bigger

Edit: apparently, the bigger one is nsfw. apparently

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

willies

and boobs.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

where?

Can you see The Fear?

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

over there

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

Ooo

doodley!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

doodling....

the saving grace of 2hour lectures!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

Going down the pub works too

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SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

Poor Bertram,

This is the only picture his parents have
of him. He should of stayed away from the
cows. He had such a nasty cough. Bad farmer
with his gun. Such a tragedy.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

Oh dear

Was it David Archer?

Woo btw

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weevilstepmother, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

Yes it was.

But after a rousing speech at the village committee meeting they understood why.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

Are the Grundy's...

...hatching one of their cunning plans to make cash out of Christmas again?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

Santa's Groto,

Cider or Sloe Gin I wonder?

edit: a combination of all three would be interesting?

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

spooky fact.

my dad's a farmer. But he's not called David.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

Not Giles?

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Yes.

It's an old charter, or tradition, or something.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

apologies for the threadjacking

the dr who link below seems to be for streamed media - anyone knwo if it's possible to download it from anywhere?

whatareweyourdownloadingdrwhobitchesetcetcetc...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

Gottle o geer

(Mushy pea, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

woo

you bet me to it!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

Arf!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

not the first time tony's been fisted by george

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

he he

listening to bigblack at the moment.. perfect timing.. bend over & fist me alright

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

you can't beat a good fisting.

/coat

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

I was oddly

hypnotised by that...

must...break...away...

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

Woo political

Wooden man.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Hoorah!

So that's his secret - no distracting wind during the run up!

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

Yay

They don't like it up 'em

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Ha ha ha

very nice!

/ack - I have a depressing amount of work to do. :-(

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

me too

but I really can't be arsed

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Same here

but I have to otherwise badness ensues!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

Same here

but that's hardly motivation enough for me to actually start doing any of it.

/feigns illness

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

I think I'd have to feign death

to get out of it... :-(

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

I was so tempted to fake my own death once

never did it though.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

mornin all. have a erm......thingy.

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

What ya readin'

there, Mr Thingy?

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Daily Register?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

the latest edition

of 'the google search result number 31 for newspaper.' it's a cracking read. especially good for squeezing out reluctant jobbies.

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

how come

the pep_kitten icon isn't loading?

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

I can see it.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

me too

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

what

he said.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

You can't have real

reluctant jobbies.

They require more help than a good read.

YOU KNOW WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

corkscrew

or plunger?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

an encouraging finger?

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

laxative in the coffee

thats what i give my boss every morning.. he hasn't twigged yet

poisoners handbook anyone

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

a cigarette and a cup of coffee

that used to do the job when I smoked.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

morning!

and morning to your thingy too

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

yay !

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

woo !

Strange, very !

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

Why is it wearing

a bog roll on its tail?

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

for practical reasons.

you've got to handle it carefully in marshy conditions you know.

getting it wet would be disastrous...

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

I wish wild life

was more like that! Woo, and yay!

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

Morning all...................

over paid,over sexed and over here......

(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Oh dear god no!

That's worse than goatse!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

ha ha ha

the filthy letch!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I wouldn't.

I will, however, give you a woo for effort

and a yay for making me laugh

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

yargh!

what an unpleasent thought!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

: |

Although at first glance I thought that was Charles

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

...

*loses dinner over keyboard*

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

morning all

100% fuct

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Hahahahah

I see what you did there!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

nice

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

subtle

nice!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha

very very good

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Oooh that's going back a bit

Very nice

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weevilstepmother, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

Gosh...

...I remember that. Soon, no one was working!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

it certainly is.

i made that about a year and a half ago ;)

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

i know that kitten 6 from the left

he cleans my windows

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

does he not leave

paw marks all over it?

/takes time to consider how marvellous it would be to have a kitten cleaning my windows

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

he uses his tongue

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

so he's a dole cheat?

phone him in!

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Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Let that be a warning

to us all. The other lot actively put kittens into blenders. *100% biased bloke down the pub said unFACT*

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

I never knew

political satire could be such fun!

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

absolutely

WYH to to that

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lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

I know its been advertised on telly and stuff,

but you should watch it, its actually rather good. Its the new animated Dr Who with Richard E Grant as the Doctor.

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/shalka/one/index.shtml

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

they are advertising it on the bbc.

too much...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Yeah,

but its good.
Plus there'll be a new Doctor Who tv series in a couple of years, so I suppose they're bringing him back to the general publics attention.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

true

but they looped the same ad for the doctor for 3 minutes between programmes on BBC Three last night.

it is good though

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

I aven't seen it yet

but want to see Richie as the Geyser.
"Doctor, we must leave at once. I've been called a ponce."

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Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

I demand the finest sonic screwdriver

known to humanity!

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

There is a bit in it

where he goes into a pub and orders some wine.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

classique!

The man's a legend. A fine choice of Doctor, I feel.
We don't want a dalek, we want a pheasant. And so on, and so on.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

Now that

is a paradox. You can never advertise too much.

Unless you're Hobbycraft.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Fuckers

just opened a shop near me.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Is it just me...

...or does it sound like they are singing:

"If you're crappy and you know it...."

?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Now look what you've done.

You've given us all earworm.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

I've never seen it

Although I've heard tales of it

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

Noooooo!

Anyone but REG!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

If we are posting advice...

...here's one for the ladies:

www.sex-project.com/blowjobs.shtml

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

something tells me

WebSense won't let me see that

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

now there's a mis-noma

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

????????????

www.sex-project.com/syod.shtml

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

I don't what worries me more,

the fact that there's advice on how to do it...or that fact that you looked it up...it also worries me that I read it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

what is it?

edit: suck your own dick

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

That's it,

if I could do that...I'd be a filthy pervert...alright, even more of a filthy pervert.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Do you know you can't

Or are you making an educated guess?

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

Obvioulsy I can't,

I haven't seem my toes in three years.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

You thought about it mathematically

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Plus

I have an enormous girth...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

So I've heard

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

There will be alot...

...of b3tans in pain tomorrow.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

blimey

*breaks own back*

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Dear

christ.

No. Never. Ever.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

but would you swallow?

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

HAHAHA!

When opening with this line

"Sucking a man's penis is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be."

It gets my vote as the best advice for women of all time.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

And I quote

"It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker."

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

It's priceless!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

you couldnt make it up

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

sadly

no reference to cock hopping though

(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

How does one

casually drop that into conversation? "I was at work today, saw this, and thought of you..."

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

I've never really watched Doctor Who

Spose is houl dgive it a try or something.
Anyoe know if it's on UK Gold?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Yep,

all the time.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Out now

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

inspired by the central line?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Piccadilly

Central doesn't go through Finsbury Park [/pedant]

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

i could repost my 3 here

but i won't. ok, i will

www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/undergroundoverground.jpg

www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/underpants.jpg

www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/undercover.jpg

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

underage?

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

Now there's an idea...

I shall leave in the hands of far more talented shoppers than me.

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

possibly

although i think i've shot my bolt with those three.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

But all you'd need

is a picture of Michael Jackson...

and the aforementioned talent, which I don't have

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

i'll have a tinker tonight

and see...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

Reason not to get rid of the royal family number 231

Click for biggerness,...

(HoTWire, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Why does it still have

E II R in the little circle-bit?
Shouldn't it be 'GWB'

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Cos banks notes are a fucking pain to Shop! :)

but then again I suppose that is a good thing,..

(HoTWire, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

use a dollar

everybody countershops those

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

woo!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

clive for king!

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

On the subject of Clive

Can it be Farmers day tomorrow?

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

why?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Because,

back in the day, Fridays were special. They would be nominated as Medieval day, or ninja day, royal day, etc.

I would like it to be Farmers day.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

I like that idea

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

cool.

I'll start up the Range Rover then.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

get orf moi land!

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

Tomorrow

not today.

Keep the barn doors shut 'till then.

OOoo Arrrr.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

whilst wearing a hat!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

that's bound

to be a forgery. the little scamp!

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

not at all.

do you have any idea how much mackerel you can buy for £20?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

I think you'll find that...

...Tony Blair is an elected, somewhat transient representative, not a monarch.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Not if we have a republic fuckoid

point of joke,.....

(HoTWire, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

In the case of a republic...

...some historical figure of note takes over, or an interesting pattern is used. You haven't really thought this through, but, apparently, I'm a "fuckoid". Is that a unit of fuckability?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

I rate as a 16 on the fuckoid scale

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Oh, you sexy thing.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

Now I get it

In order for something to be funny - it has to be technically and historically accurate ?

I think you may be a pedant

Don't you have something to say on the subject of kittens on banknotes ?

Alternatively, do another one of those dalek sketch thingys - I liked those.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

I think you'll find that

It was a comment on us becoming a Republic !
With a President ?

And it was very well done -
and amusing.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

I know. I justthought it was crass.

Yes, a republic usually has a president at it's head.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

are you,..

Describing my photoshopping as Crude and Unrefined,...???

(HoTWire, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

Fight, Fight, Fight

Fight, Fight, Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight,

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

A fight?

With someone who describes a critic of his work as a unit of fuckability?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

That would

quite put me off my coke.

Edit - watermelon me UNFLUFFINESS ALERT! BRING IN THE FLUFF POLICE (I like fluffers).

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

The Jackson police chase went down in television history...

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Woo to Moonwalking

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

That kinda

puts mine to shame!

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

he he he

i said to my lady last night, what we need is a good O.J. style car chase.

run micheal, run...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

he he he

and he should be driving a Noddy car.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

I'm imagining

comedy piano music to that.

Very woo.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Most woo

(As is the fact the New Zealanders are handing the French rugby team their arses on a plate right about... NOW.)

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

currently 40 - 13

in the all blacks favour.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

I stopped watching

as the TV's in the other room.
and I don't really care *all that much* to be honest, except I hate the French and my father's a New Zealander.

go the Aussies on Saturday though

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

yes, they will be going.

i had a dream last night, and i know the final score.

it will be 38 - 31 in Englands favour.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

Really?

/off down the bookies to bet life savings

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

I bet you a cask of good ole Aussie red rotgut that you're wrong :)

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

'Hate' is a strong word

and 'the French' is a big generalisation isn't it ?

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

i hate the french as well.

cheese eating surrender monkeys, smelling of garlic, burning our livestock and blocking the ferry ports.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

Three words

Rainbow Warrior bombing

I reserve my right to say what I like about the French after that incident.

(Edit: Not to mention all that cheese-eating surrender monkeys business)

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Of course it was 'the French'

who bombed the Rainbow warrior ...

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oCo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

smooth criminal....

ba dum tish

(is thinking, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Your butt is mine...

altogether now: "Because I'm bad, I'm bad
you know it..."

(Flyslip, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

The clues

were all there weren't they!

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

shamo kiddyfucker

its me heeee....

(is thinking, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:11, archived)

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