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# But Sarah, how can he? This is our home......
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Fucking Hatstand
wheels firmly off and rolling down the road.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# that meat
looks uncannily shiny
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Utterly bonkers!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# a bong smoking cat with knockers?
whatever will they think of next!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Her name is Omaha.
And she's a nymph.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# SAY NO MORE
nudge nudge
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# she's
lovely.

erm, just popping to the loo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# !
what the..?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Did they do The Key?
My favourite Senser song.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# the only b3tan who can say the phrase...
"Lick my pussy's pussy"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# have you played
worms 3d?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# No, but I've had 'em.
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Careful of those new


Wilkenson Heaps-More-Blades-Than-Fucking-Gillette-tro razors
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Middle one
looks like that cunty from Hollyoaks.

I hope he gets gangraped and executed.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# tony?
hes a tit
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# !
Blimey.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# was that
micheal jackson?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yes
I keep wondering how far they're going to go with these multi-blade jobbies. When will the madness end??!! Woo to your cutting satire of an industry at the end of its tether!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# razor sharp
wasn't it
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# not worth its own thread:
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# what it is, im not entirely sure...

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Looks like
Sunny Mann, Jackie Manns' wife.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I thought that.
But I didn't think anyone would know who they are.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# "Because we're worth it"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Coooor
Gorgeous
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# GRRRRR
Foxy!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# You've
shopped that?

/miaow
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# did that used to be
sarah michelle gellar?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# nah
it's Brad and Jennifer (not from the block).
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Yay
but I feel tha Sunshine Elephant still would
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Now she didn't expect that!
fucksocks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# She should crush it
and use the juice to make cider.

Woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# hehehe
woodpecker

punnage
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# A Metalpecker?



hmmmmm, sounds like the name of a dildo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# aaaaarrgghh
you mind pissed me before I'd even finished reading hyour post.

freaky.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# a metal dildo no less
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# it might be a wooden bat
painted silver, and in this case let's just assume it is and less of the obvious criticisms or I'll cry
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# aww
she looks a little like Hermione.

Does anyone have a Nokia 7250??
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# No, but I've got a 3650, which is almost the same.
Why do you ask?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i'm upgrading
and I just wondered what it was like. I'm a bit scared of giving up my 8310.
Just things like picture quality and stuff.
Your phone looks scary!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# get either: sony ericsson t610 (v. nice)
nokia 3200 (if you want an easy phone)
siemens sl55 (if you want the smallest mobile phone)

don't bother with the 7250i since loads of people have one
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# don't get an n-gage tho'
they suck
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# oh heres another one
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Bastard is responsible for
my arthritis.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# not in your wrist
I hope
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo for the pic! :-)

And...(hope this isn't gc)

I just had seconds of fun!! ;-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# fantastic.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# from the 321st Century?
woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# bum bum brush?
arse arse fox?
bottom bottom basil?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Boom Boom
"bum bum"

:|
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# i'm going insane...
there are no decent pictures of toilet bowls on google image search.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Heheheeh
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# my god
that is wrong
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I eat my own poo.
It's great for weight loss. I'm even thinking of creating my own dieting empire based on eating shit.

It's going to be called the "Shitkins" diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Yay, it's Dawn
you've got it wrong though Dawn, it should be:
Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Tell that to my publisher!
Eating shit and its concomitant weight loss was discovered in the 19th century when shoving kids up chimneys was popular.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Try going to
B&Qs website at DIY.com...



this has been a public service announcement
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# there's loads on ratemypoo.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# When did they drop the 'r'?
Nyam, nyam.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# how lovely.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# It IS lovely, isn't it.
Have you read my new diet book?

It's called, "Get Hepatitis B and Lose Weight the Shitkins Way"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# loads
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Did anyone EVER get those cockamaymee riddles during 321?
"Well, you chose the old shoe. Old shoes, sounds a bit like Cinderella, Cinderella went to the ball, she lost her shoe there, and what do we do with lost shoes? We put them in the DUSTY BIN! Sorry, you've been lovely contestants, now piss off back to obscurity...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....
chocolate spread?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# To be honest
I don't really remember
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Do you have Alzheimer's?
Or you must be quite young.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# haha
fantastic! WoO!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am your host for this evening....

*parp*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Why do I imagine he talks like
Elton John, as done on Bo Selecta?

W/y/h
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# haha!
watermelon face
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# snigger
does he have melon balls?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# nice badger
very well turned out.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
watermelon man, WATERMELON MAN, WATERMELON MAN!
dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
watermelon man............
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Well
That post made less sense than most of the others recently. And considering this is b3ta, that's saying an awful lot.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# aaaaargh!
watermelon! get it off my screen!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# oooh
that's the first time i've been filterised
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Filterised?
Have I missed something? Is this the sweary thing someone mentioned on 4rthur?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Swearing filters.
Try typing wan ker
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# happy baby orangutan
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# watermelon
happy baby orangutan
cranberry

Phuq
Kunt
Wangker. Ha! You see? You see?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# or
wanker for example
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# yeah
you try to say certain words and it replaces them with others

fuck = watermelon
cunt = cranberry
twat = zeppelin
wanker = happy baby orangutan
silly chicken = New person. Please read our FAQ.

i think there's some others too
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
really?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# here goes
cranberry off you watermelon ing zeppelin-happy baby orangutan
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# The new guy in the office thinks everyone hates him because he's muslim.
Imagine trying to fit in when you're a two foot long spider.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Do you actually hate the new guy
or are you just a bit miffed by his imagined persecution?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Actually that was a hypothetical situation.
You see, it's a joke about the spider finding it hard to fit in, being an eight-legged thing that sucks the juices out of insects at lunch time.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a new pic, and a pearost for the compo...




Is playing sport a job? I think so.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# no
playing sport is a cop out
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Blair/Bush meeting under pressure...


First post. Rough. Happy polly lodges!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# his face
is like that all the time!
does that mean he's holding it in, 24/7?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Only while he's breathing.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# thats
a great first post
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Ha! Nicely.
Top poot stifling face!

Welcome, Wilkommen, You'll never leave etc.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# hello
there's a lot of doctors on this board, isn't there! shouldn't you be out curing the sick?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Who are those two hambones?
Are they going to kiss each other like lovers on the lips?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# My first thought..
but couldn't think of a witty caption. If anyone has one, I'm sure that we'd all like to hear it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] What a bastard
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] when Bush runs out of squaddies
he'll unleash the squirrels of war



and they've annexed the blooming bird feeder again
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# woo!
lovely work!
and i've only just noticed the one hanging off the tree
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# does that mean
you haven't noticed the ABC squireel behind the house?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# yes
= )
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# ahhh
Squirrels Of War


repost
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# That
rocks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Eh? It's quite still...
..oh I see.
Thank you :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# oooh
he can definitely join my squirrel army. I'll make him a captain!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Adaptation of previous post for your amusement....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Its good to see
he prefers the light variety
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yes
no fat kids for him
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# going for a shower
you're all my bitches
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I recognise that checkout
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# buying a lot of beans there
someone must think there is a storm comming
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# there will be
when he eats all of them
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Now
that made me laugh!

thanks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I guess it has been done before then
As I've just finished this.

Bum clouds
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Yeeeaahhh...riggghhht. You're not getting me with that one.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# hodgeheg!
woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ride 'im
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# he's concentrating very hard there
why?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Jerkin' gherkins!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# much better than
dunkin donuts
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# That's no gerkin
if I was to hazard a guess I would say courgette!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# cucumber
actually
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Which, when pickled,
is a gherkin. Isn't it?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# oh is *that* what a gherkin is?
i've always wondered
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I thought gherkins
were a small breed cucumber, pickled or not.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Eeuuuuwwww
What's going on there?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# can you guess the film ?

the filename might be a hint.But don't you dare to look ... !!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# icecream wars?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# shrek?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# "Rugby for sissys"
?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# The
Ice Storm?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# No, wait, it´s
Cool Runnings.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# any given sunday?
shit I wasn't supposed to look was I?

so I'll say: the lost boys instead
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# The
Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# "In Diana Jones"?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# not a bad
shopping possibility
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# is that
full title "In Diana Jones in the Temple of Poo"?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Four of our motorcycles have gone missing
or "hard to distinguish objects get carried towards each other in a field"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# un chien andalou?
(a very curious surreal french film by luis bunuel featuring a woman aving her eye cut, and featuring surrealist artist salvador dali. woo. )
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Revenge - the only way they know how
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
but no tagging?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
#
or lumps of shit?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Not very fluffy
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Tigers are extinct now, aren't they?
I'm surprised you know, because I thought Pandas would have gone first. They are stoopid.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# We should have fed the Pandas
to the Tigers.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# there are tigers in my local safari park
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# They'll be animatronic ones then.
I have a tiger skin boobtube, so I might have contributed somewhat to their demise.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# same species, in flight
as taken last month, by me
Oh crap! They've suspended my hosting )c:
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] PeaRoast for comp.

Current WWE Chapion - No-Hands
...yes i know it's shite
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# is it me
or is he, comparitively, very very big?

still woosome.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# and
a complete repost?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# He's been
taking steroids
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Tut Tut
Not seen it before, so have a grudgin woo.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "Dairylea customer careline


How can I help moo?"

My own compo repost.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# PLease,
don't do this.
Just edit the original post. :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# i wanna roast peas too!

rockstar hamster!
I won't enter it into the challenge, though. There'll be far too many entries if everyone reposts!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# He's a violent one
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# nicely
done
(, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Allegedly...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# No,
he smells of children.

Nicely, BTW!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# He smells of thier willies
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# and how do you know
what that smells like?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# well if they had a smell
it would be him
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# You give me the willies.
Weirdy!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I thought
you were into that sort of thing.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Not kiddie willy!
I like big black willies, like Derek's. It's like a baby's arm.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# take
your finger away from your nose then


sorry
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# i say i say i say
my cats got no nose
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# yes
its on jackos face
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Erm, has he been smelling his finger then?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

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