a bong smoking cat with knockers?
whatever will they think of next!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15,
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the only b3tan who can say the phrase...
"Lick my pussy's pussy"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17,
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Careful of those new
Wilkenson Heaps-More-Blades-Than-Fucking-Gillette-tro razors
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11,
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Wilkenson Heaps-More-Blades-Than-Fucking-Gillette-tro razors
Middle one
looks like that cunty from Hollyoaks.
I hope he gets gangraped and executed.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12,
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I hope he gets gangraped and executed.
yes
I keep wondering how far they're going to go with these multi-blade jobbies. When will the madness end??!! Woo to your cutting satire of an industry at the end of its tether!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15,
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I thought that.
But I didn't think anyone would know who they are.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14,
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aaaaarrgghh
you mind pissed me before I'd even finished reading hyour post.
freaky.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07,
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freaky.
it might be a wooden bat
painted silver, and in this case let's just assume it is and less of the obvious criticisms or I'll cry
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09,
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aww
she looks a little like Hermione.
Does anyone have a Nokia 7250??
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:07,
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Does anyone have a Nokia 7250??
No, but I've got a 3650, which is almost the same.
Why do you ask?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:10,
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i'm upgrading
and I just wondered what it was like. I'm a bit scared of giving up my 8310.
Just things like picture quality and stuff.
Your phone looks scary!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12,
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Just things like picture quality and stuff.
Your phone looks scary!
get either: sony ericsson t610 (v. nice)
nokia 3200 (if you want an easy phone)
siemens sl55 (if you want the smallest mobile phone)
don't bother with the 7250i since loads of people have one
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15,
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siemens sl55 (if you want the smallest mobile phone)
don't bother with the 7250i since loads of people have one
Hahahaha!
Woo for the pic! :-)
And...(hope this isn't gc)
I just had seconds of fun!! ;-)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02,
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And...(hope this isn't gc)
I just had seconds of fun!! ;-)
i'm going insane...
there are no decent pictures of toilet bowls on google image search.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01,
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I eat my own poo.
It's great for weight loss. I'm even thinking of creating my own dieting empire based on eating shit.
It's going to be called the "Shitkins" diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09,
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It's going to be called the "Shitkins" diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.
Yay, it's Dawn
you've got it wrong though Dawn, it should be:
Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11,
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Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit
Tell that to my publisher!
Eating shit and its concomitant weight loss was discovered in the 19th century when shoving kids up chimneys was popular.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14,
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Try going to
B&Qs website at DIY.com...
this has been a public service announcement
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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this has been a public service announcement
It IS lovely, isn't it.
Have you read my new diet book?
It's called, "Get Hepatitis B and Lose Weight the Shitkins Way"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11,
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It's called, "Get Hepatitis B and Lose Weight the Shitkins Way"
Did anyone EVER get those cockamaymee riddles during 321?
"Well, you chose the old shoe. Old shoes, sounds a bit like Cinderella, Cinderella went to the ball, she lost her shoe there, and what do we do with lost shoes? We put them in the DUSTY BIN! Sorry, you've been lovely contestants, now piss off back to obscurity...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02,
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am your host for this evening....
*parp*
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58,
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*parp*
Why do I imagine he talks like
Elton John, as done on Bo Selecta?
W/y/h
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00,
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W/y/h
doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
watermelon man, WATERMELON MAN, WATERMELON MAN!
dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
watermelon man............
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
watermelon man............
Well
That post made less sense than most of the others recently. And considering this is b3ta, that's saying an awful lot.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19,
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Filterised?
Have I missed something? Is this the sweary thing someone mentioned on 4rthur?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00,
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watermelon
happy baby orangutan
cranberry
Phuq
Kunt
Wangker. Ha! You see? You see?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05,
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cranberry
Phuq
Kunt
Wangker. Ha! You see? You see?
yeah
you try to say certain words and it replaces them with others
fuck = watermelon
cunt = cranberry
twat = zeppelin
wanker = happy baby orangutan
silly chicken = New person. Please read our FAQ.
i think there's some others too
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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fuck = watermelon
cunt = cranberry
twat = zeppelin
wanker = happy baby orangutan
silly chicken = New person. Please read our FAQ.
i think there's some others too
New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
really?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09,
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here goes
cranberry off you watermelon ing zeppelin-happy baby orangutan
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09,
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The new guy in the office thinks everyone hates him because he's muslim.
Imagine trying to fit in when you're a two foot long spider.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02,
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Do you actually hate the new guy
or are you just a bit miffed by his imagined persecution?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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Actually that was a hypothetical situation.
You see, it's a joke about the spider finding it hard to fit in, being an eight-legged thing that sucks the juices out of insects at lunch time.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38,
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Have a new pic, and a pearost for the compo...
Is playing sport a job? I think so.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57,
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Is playing sport a job? I think so.
Blair/Bush meeting under pressure...
First post. Rough. Happy polly lodges!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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First post. Rough. Happy polly lodges!
his face
is like that all the time!
does that mean he's holding it in, 24/7?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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does that mean he's holding it in, 24/7?
Ha! Nicely.
Top poot stifling face!
Welcome, Wilkommen, You'll never leave etc.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58,
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Welcome, Wilkommen, You'll never leave etc.
hello
there's a lot of doctors on this board, isn't there! shouldn't you be out curing the sick?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59,
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Who are those two hambones?
Are they going to kiss each other like lovers on the lips?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00,
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My first thought..
but couldn't think of a witty caption. If anyone has one, I'm sure that we'd all like to hear it.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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when Bush runs out of squaddies
he'll unleash the squirrels of war
and they've annexed the blooming bird feeder again
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55,
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and they've annexed the blooming bird feeder again
woo!
lovely work!
and i've only just noticed the one hanging off the tree
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:58,
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and i've only just noticed the one hanging off the tree
does that mean
you haven't noticed the ABC squireel behind the house?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02,
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oooh
he can definitely join my squirrel army. I'll make him a captain!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22,
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buying a lot of beans there
someone must think there is a storm comming
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55,
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I guess it has been done before then
As I've just finished this.
Bum clouds
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12,
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Bum clouds
That's no gerkin
if I was to hazard a guess I would say courgette!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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I thought gherkins
were a small breed cucumber, pickled or not.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12,
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can you guess the film ?
the filename might be a hint.But don't you dare to look ... !!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50,
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the filename might be a hint.But don't you dare to look ... !!
any given sunday?
shit I wasn't supposed to look was I?
so I'll say: the lost boys instead
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:52,
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so I'll say: the lost boys instead
Four of our motorcycles have gone missing
or "hard to distinguish objects get carried towards each other in a field"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:54,
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un chien andalou?
(a very curious surreal french film by luis bunuel featuring a woman aving her eye cut, and featuring surrealist artist salvador dali. woo. )
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55,
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Tigers are extinct now, aren't they?
I'm surprised you know, because I thought Pandas would have gone first. They are stoopid.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50,
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They'll be animatronic ones then.
I have a tiger skin boobtube, so I might have contributed somewhat to their demise.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:55,
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same species, in flight
as taken last month, by me
Oh crap! They've suspended my hosting )c:
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57,
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Oh crap! They've suspended my hosting )c:
PeaRoast for comp.
Current WWE Chapion - No-Hands
...yes i know it's shite
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46,
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Current WWE Chapion - No-Hands
...yes i know it's shite
is it me
or is he, comparitively, very very big?
still woosome.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:50,
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still woosome.
"Dairylea customer careline
How can I help moo?"
My own compo repost.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:51,
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How can I help moo?"
My own compo repost.
i wanna roast peas too!
rockstar hamster!
I won't enter it into the challenge, though. There'll be far too many entries if everyone reposts!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:54,
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rockstar hamster!
I won't enter it into the challenge, though. There'll be far too many entries if everyone reposts!
Not kiddie willy!
I like big black willies, like Derek's. It's like a baby's arm.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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