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# Plagued by glass cocks?



That will scare 'em off...

(P.S. Sheep's polar pr()n is the funniest thing I seen all year...)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# THE FEAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# TJ
HELP!

How do I make a font! I've got "pixelfont" and have created a "C" file on it, can also create a binary if necessary.
How do I turn this into a usuable font?

Anyone??
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Could try
fontographer

I've used a creaky old version of that in the past. It could do bitmap or truetype.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# are you making your handwriting into a font?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Eeep!
THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! THE GLASS COCK FEAR! ad nauseum...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Oooh
Pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Very purdy
Note to self: Must learn to use 3d program
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# ooh! pretty!
3D S ?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Yep
the latest version is bundled with Mental Ray, so lots of new materials and toys to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ooh!
*fires up KaZaA amazon.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# what did it say in the strikethrough?
it's so thoroughly obscured that i'm clueless.
(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# the jungle
came alive!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Did someone say
predafear?

(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# huzzah!
just what i always wanted. I'll teach those kids nexts door to invade my treehouse!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# suberb
woo yay
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# ha! that is fantastic!
TJ: I'm putting together a site with pirate animations, pictures, facts and the like.
if anyone has something they'd like me to put on it, email me.

Edit: addy in profile
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# dont do a mailto:!
i'm a poet and i don't know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
sorry...i just learned that one...had to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Heh
I've just sold your email address to a million bad people
(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# *checks e-mail*
nah, mine's just full of "cumfiesta" of all things...
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# lucky you
Edit:is that a car thing?
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hmmmm......
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
#
FROM: Frodo
SUBJECT: Tickets to see The Lord of The Rings


100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# is that like
a jizzcortina?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# mmm, the Fear
in Predator mode. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# argh
mindpisssssss

someone shop that!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# /cranks up Photoshop...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bah did that AGES ago :)
See above ^
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I see
your 3D skills are improving :) Woo!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# ooooh
that's real purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# That is very Woosome
with a large amount of Yay thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Plinth it!
Limited edition it!
Advertise in the sunday magazines it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# yours to own
carved from only the finest cheap perspex, with handpainted highlights bringing out the quality of the FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 payments of £4999
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Most WooSome
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# AHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*catches breath*

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# eeeeeep argh the fear
I pity the post that follows this one ..... WOO AND YAY
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# That's beautiful
ThreadJack- Is there a B3ta room on habbohotel.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahah!
*gains breath*
hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# so tell me,
how did you come to choose your username?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# been done yet?

sorry if it has
(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# yes
by you.
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# oo
subtle.



did i just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# If it has
I haven't seen it yet! Subtle, I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Subtle?
How so?
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# In a similar way to a rhinocerous horn up the arse

(woo)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Unless, of course,
b3di is having a subtle go at all the people who post a picture of saddam in a santa hat with the words "has this been done?" directly after an identical post.

Sarcasm? What's that
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# hmm. . .
what is this "sarcasm" that you speak of?
(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Sarcarsm?
Really ... *yawn* ... how very interesting


(woo to SPG)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# really. . .
(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# possibly.
i've done a scrolling board...
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Try putting
Saddam with a santa hat on...that would be funny and cool
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yes. the first 50 times.
i think we're on 120 or so now.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# err
it was a______
forget it
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Shit!
I was gonna do that....!

It would have been the funniest thing ever, 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I think it
would
(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# As Joe Pascale would say
"I know a gif that will get on your nerves get, on your nerves"

woo yay

\edit - nice edit now that has been done before and before and before and before....


(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# now that's
exactly where the santa hat belongs. rispteckt
(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Shark
A shark and/or helicopter would really add to the woo-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
#


cheers chobb
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Quosville
Do you think they have the same 3 buses giong around and around?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# heheh.. yes they probably do..
woo to pic btw
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# my manners ...

woo indeed
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Dum-Dum-Dum
Dum-Dum-Dummer-Dum

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Is that Hull?
it should be ;)

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# no i think
its Quosilvainer
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I love this
it is at once freaky and artistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Wow
Very Good.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# It looks like
the Black and White Minstrel Quo
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# haha
yeah i thought that while i was making it too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Fab!

/repost
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ..get this off my chest...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# um...
whoosh
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# arf!
so very true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hehe
original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Happy Christmas!
(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# urf!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm
....meat!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# TREES OF MEAT!
TREES OF MEAT! TREES OF MEAT! TREES OF MEAT!
TREES OF MEAT! TREES OF MEAT! TREES OF MEAT!
TREES OF MEAT! TREES OF MEAT! TREES OF MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Aaah ... ye olde festive tree of carniverous delights
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Eh, up
it looks like an 'ambush...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# chiz moan drone
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Arf!
*wheeze*
(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Trying something out...


it's not that pretty but I hope to be able to increase the palette(sp?) size by quite a bit to make it prettier. Sorry about the lack of hummus. :\
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# *stares into center*
Must give money to you....

*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# a Windows Media Player visualization?
woo for the effort
yay for making me dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# heh
cheers ;)

I think that is one of the cruelest put-downs you could have imagined :D
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Stick Spong eyes on it that'll give it Hummus...
Woo Yay - I'm hypnotised, go on, ask me to take my clothes off....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# you wish
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# oh go on,



pleeeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Under duress (dress?):
will you take your clothes off?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# They're off
I'm actually sitting here naked
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# *gags*
PUT THEM BACK ON!

/blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Morning all!


Although I know it's afternoon there.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Oooooh!
Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# You know
I thank you all so much when you woo my creations because you are all so talented in the realm of the hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Woo yay "Aliens stole my Beatles"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# best yet
(is thinking, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I defy you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# woo yay
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Both of those are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Nice!
I just had the idea in my head and it wouldn't leave...

Sod it... a b3tan's gotta do what a b3tan's gotta do.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# It's a noble tradition
memes exist soley to be bandwagoned - it's the b3tan way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ...
yes, yes they do.

How ya been by the way? Long time no talkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I have been well
but I'm working far too hard in my job, I need to win the 'fixed' national lottery and be able to devote more of my time to my website and b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Indeed...
I'm working on that for the California Lottery as well.

It's currently at $35 Million. I think that's about £500
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Arf
unless you are buying a book (particularly graphic design books) where $30 equate to £99.99p by PC World rate of exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Holy crap!
£99.99?

Are you studying Design and Advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Both pics are most worthy of much Woo-ness....
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# arrgghhh hiroshima shadows
woo that anim
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Guessing Time!
What are they?



Edit: Oops - fixed now!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i know i know
red ex
(is thinking, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# red x?
(itchy_ring, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# redexes
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# heros
- or redexes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I'm going to guess...


edit: there it is...

umm.. ugly Comicon goers? That has to be the worst looking Superman ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah
It's from a poster costing $350!

Original here.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# that poster
costs $350?

Oh my LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# that..
..image haunts me...it reminds me too much of my previous employers!!
(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Miniature Heroes
I claim my £5
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# woooo
arf
(is thinking, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Minature Heroes
Ooooh the punnage!
(poshphil, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# miniature heroes
perchance?
(eyebrows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ten
bob heroes
('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# 50 knorbs
in leisure attire
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# half a pound
of superheroes?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Wonder Woman is looking kinda fit there
I would ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# she looks like a man

(Ellis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# so the men around where yo live
have great perky norks?

that must get very confusing for you
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# minature
gay pride?
(eyebrows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Half a quid Justice League?
hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Open wide...
(+++, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# and say Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*thinks of a new idea for the first time today*
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Red Ken is going back to Labour..


Also - I have just recieved a Christmas card from my mum. It says "Looking forward to seeing you in 2005". Just what exactly is she trying to say to me? a) It was a sarcastic comment about me not going to see her often enough, b) She's going to prison, c) She doesn't want to see me until 2005.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# B
I vote B
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Oh dear.
Dungarees for Xmas then.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Buy her cigarettes, lots and lots of
cigarettes. She'll be Queen Bee in no time, at least that's how it works in Prisoner Cell Block H, so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# or a file
cunningly secreted into a french roll
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ....
nobody loves you obviously!


/ignore


edit/ nope - feeling luvvey-duvvey today
/unignores
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# He should make them sweat
they only want him back because they'll come 4th in any of the Capital's elections without him - even if he is a bit of a dick.

It's probably (c) I only wish my family would be so gracious as to not to bother me for a year. haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Bizzarely it's Baldrick making the decision
Oh.. deja vu.. right now, right now.. Ah.. it's gone. /wierd.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3322833.stm
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Just found this
is it glasscock?
www.filmthreat.com/Interviews.asp?Id=96
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# The marketing photo sessions
turned out rather amusing for the cast.



Shirley it's been done before, but I couldn't find it in the archive nor with google. So there!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Is that like Terrence and Phillips but with more blood and drugs?
woo yay great expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# And a suitcase full of
soul
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Yeah, they were alway taking the piss
(fermat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# awwwwww
Poor Nige!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# awww.
i yam sad now.
(itchy_ring, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Awww
I feel sorry for Nige, something fantastic should happen to him next time
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# He should be blown
up by terrorist squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Seconded
(or thirded, depending on whether there's urine in my head at the moment...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ahhh (sobs)
I will be his friend
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ha haha
aww that's so sad.

ha hah har
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Still yet another from the Labour Calendar 2004:
Cor...

Mr January
Mr February
Mr March
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# My eyes!
My beautiful eyes!

EDIT She's a Tory, by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# It's ok
they're in my pocket with my Xmas humbugs
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I know...
...she was by request
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# What sick phuq
requested that?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# pisshole in the snow eyes
strange username
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hmmm...
classy!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Crumbs
I didn't think you'd take it literally.

Yeah, I know it's a strange username, but at least it's memorable... or is it?
(pisshole_in_the_snow_eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# You have got to send these to the commons!
I demand it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I have a person working there...
...I'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# what do you
own them?
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# yes
They she is my bitch
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Can i borrow her
i have a fuck load of ironing to do
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# My eyes hated
me already, now they're plotting my death
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# mummy?
(itchy_ring, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# No No No
and again No...

/edit: (well I hope not for your sakes!)
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
#
fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# you sick watermelon
(but woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!


yes, they are rather fetching : D
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# you truely live up to your name
i dont know whether to laugh or cry - i think i'll vomit instead:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# NSFA
surely?
(mynci boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# How d'you like them apples?
Sorry to threadjack, but does anyone know the 'rate my whore' address? The temporary one seems to have expired...
(Dazbert, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I thought that
mr welsh had redefined the boundaries of taste with spud's love scene in porno. But that might just have pushed them further.
I'll say "woo" when I can control the dry heaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# That was truly disgusting...
...picking pellets of shit from her knickers before doing her. Eeeeuuuwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# still
we've all been there so we shouldn't be so quick to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# i imagine
she would love that pic the dirty narcasi narsasistgetteroffonherself pornotician she is



edit:how rude, fantastic series by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Wiv dees pics
you are spoiling us...
Aesthetically and morally
w/y/h
(Although as I've met her several times I really ought to be shuddering more...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Phwoar!
Where's the original, please?
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
#
here you go
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# dude !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I would
but then I'm mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Have a paintmashed random act of violence


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Pat Sharpe?
Let loose in the community once again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Top-Notch!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# woo!
(itchy_ring, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# that's actually quite cinematic
(but then I had a four hour pub lunch so my aesthetic judgement may be a crifle tompromised)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# hehe
that showed him!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# bog diving
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# hmm lovely
looks refreshing!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Woo
to Japanese toilets!
(mynci boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# after the french comentary, there's something else wrong now...
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# i went on that
it really was crap
(itchy_ring, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# problem is
there's not really that much to see
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# birmingham looks shit from the ground,
it just looks smaller at the top, so its almost a plus
(itchy_ring, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Merry Christmas
you arseholes!




(Click to embiggen...)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# i hate christmas
edit: but I'd like to see more of the female in the middle
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Well, don't worry
Christ (apparently) loves you.

Eeuurgh, bumgay!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Jesus isn't bumgay.
You're thinking of Geoff Capes
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Does Geoff Capes
play for Man Utd?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Possibly.
Until he dies for all our sins
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# My ex girlfriends
dad once saw him in a pub
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# jesus is a complete pisshead
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# during prohibition in the US
there was actually a crowd that had the Bible edited to take out all the references to wine... I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# You're questioning the sexuality
of a big sweaty bearded man in spandex? Has the world gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I don't think Jesus ever wore Spandex
but I could be mistaken ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I hate
cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# wank
people oppress my depression.

be happy - it's christmas.

why?

it's christmas.

ad nauseum
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# If you'd gone swimming in Mexco a few years ago
she would have been all over you

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Why?!
Is she dead?! Who is she?!
My love is lost before I ever lived my love.
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# she is
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1078192.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Wah!
That can't be the same girl. The one on the BBC is big, fat and ginger.

If she's dead, I'm happy.
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Ive almost
become desensitized to this now
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# cfb
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Wow
That's so original. I've never anything that original in years.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# and you are who, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# chimney sweep.
nice to meet you.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# woo!
oh the laughability!

tj: i've decided to learn flash - and i need to know what the best program is to make movies on, and what are good tutorial sites?
cheers
('Andeh', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i find flash the best program to make flash movies with
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# dont get smart
theres loads of ones that can do basically the same thing.....i think
('Andeh', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# you could always try Swish
or SDFX?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# thank you
anyone know whats the best for a beginner?
('Andeh', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# www.flashkit.com
is a good place to start?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# arf
My "homage" to you from earlier...


Remember, imitation is the highest form of flattery
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# hehehehe
That's pretty!

right click
save as
add to list for Page 14

what would you like as a credit link?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# oh, ta!
I don't know - I don't have a site up at the moment. Just link to here
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# will do
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Feck me!
Fairytale of New York and all that... Woo
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# ah
its kirsty!:)

"and the boys in the Basra PD choir were singing Gallway Bay...!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# You cheap lousy faggot!
Keeping the dream alive.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Has anyone
typed miserable failure into google and seen what comes out?

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# why
jim carver out of 'the bill'?
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# who are the two non-sadamtas?
eh?
pertikyoolarly her.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# I'm so so sorry
Groan

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Oh' the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, now you've gone and done it...

waiting for fire bucket, etc...

Woo though
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Now we know what caused darfbozo's apocalyptic scenario

original thread
(fermat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# ehm.?
what's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ditto
Edit: Ha Ha - Good un!

Those guys...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hey you guuuuuuuuuuuuys

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# haha
now i saw it. look on the left of the guy
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# that's just
Quo-tastic
(mary magdalen, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# subtle
and makes it look at the first glance like a stolen repost.

gloating bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I SOOO would do her,
100's of times over.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# She looks very clean,
don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I don't care if she didn't wash for a year,
still would.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# True.
You could just use a toffee hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I would if
she was some sort of less irritating person
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# and thora hird
in the same bed please
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# heheheheheeh
you sublte bastard
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# What's the minimum number
of Quo pixels you need to add to somebody's post before it counts as plagiarism?

[not bitter - just lost a few more eye-cells squinting at that]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Don't know
I intended to reply to his post, but by the
time I'd finished the alterations the post was
rolled off the page.
(fermat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# fairynuff
(although there's something quite zen about replying to something that's slipped off the first page and will probably never be seen by anybody but the criminally bored)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Stealth Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# they're so
small!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Now Dougal, these Quo are small
those Quo are far away
(fermat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Dont get me started, I could
quote father ted 'till the cows come home...

Ted: Switch off the TV Dougal, Chewing gum for the eyes.
Dougal: Oh, no thanks Ted, Ive got these crisps here...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Christ in a box
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# that doesn't look right to me
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# then you're not folding it properly
tsk kids today
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# the arms don't join to anything
:C
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# it isn't
but a good idea though


/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Go straight to hell, do not pass church
But it is still very clever and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jarf, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)

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