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quick and shitty as always

cause im supposed to be working (as usual)

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:40, archived)

what are the mysterons doing to his arse?

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:41, archived)

good question

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:43, archived)

Threadwaste

b3ta iSketch anyone?

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

i'd like more naked politicians

personally..

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Lora, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

perhaps there's a wordlist

for it

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stevierar, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

the x rated wordlist

is shit, before anyone bothers to try. It has things like donkey spank.

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Lora, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

You can't say that!

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:43, archived)

me too

i want norman lamont

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

Be careful

what you wish for!

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Devious ...what?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

i want

patricia hewitt

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:40, archived)

edward heathe

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:40, archived)

you just want

nudie pics of ids. sicko

(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:41, archived)

ids is a sex kitten

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:43, archived)

the naked id is a terrible thing to behold

said Freud

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:43, archived)

ids

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:43, archived)

SOrry no

fozcocksters

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

Natures one on one. Bring it on!

(schoey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

i should be playing that tonight

but they're doing exams in the hall wehere i play

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:36, archived)

natures one on one?

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:44, archived)

Quick & Dirty™, how you like it.

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

I love it

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

ooh!

Hi Cockolorum!

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:36, archived)

Thanks...

Found the original while Googling for crop circles...

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=crop+circle&sa=N&tab=wi

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

see what you've done there :)

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GR33DY, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:45, archived)

It's a...

...cock circle.

(negativefactor, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 18:57, archived)

communists

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)

REPOST???

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10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

Redex

Here :o(

*grumble*

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

YES IT IS

www.b3ta.com/board/2492613
he he ha ha you sir are fibbing

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10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)

sorry

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:52, archived)

Hatstand.

Wootiful. But hatstand.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)

At last....

... the recognition he deserves for his commitment given to photoshopping...

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)

is expression is so perfect for that kind of pic

wooyay

I think some effort should be made to find svenno now

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

he might go all 'star wars kid' on us

and sue us

(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

i don't care

i want to poke the fat little watermelon

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

Yes..

.. they foudn that fat kid off the cover of Fat Bot Slims album cover...

Join the Hunt... find the Fat Kids

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

A Svenno interview would rule.

I'd even donate to a pay-Svenno-for-an-interview fund. With pictures, obviously (hope he's still wearing the Alf t-shirt).

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

Ask his father

(Smudger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

Oooh, he's got a beard!

Looks just like Saddam. Only without the Santa hat. What the hell is that hat?

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

could have gone all day

without seeing that

oww, my eyes

(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:50, archived)

Spoonerism

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)

Hee hee

Fanny Cartright!

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

cucking frows

TJ: iSketch?

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

pat

sharp

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

During the war........

bin done?

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

hehe

plonker

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)

rodders!

what you doin' wiv' young Cassandra? You're gonna do yerself a mishchief wiv that...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

its all been done!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:47, archived)

oh bladdy ell!

i told you it wouldn't work, you plonker!

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:54, archived)

I just bought a new Carpet

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

its a honda good boy

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

keep trying dear.

much larger

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

Nige1

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

/gun to head

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

Poor Nige

(Squid Bunty, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

can i be niges friend?

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

not if I get there first...

(pirahna, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

Gah!

That bushy-tailed fuckbastard!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

That made me chuckle

I love the word fuckbastard

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

Best compo entry

I ever saw...

edit/sorry - thought it was a compo entry...it'd make a very good one...

(pirahna, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

aww...

how sad
I was hoping it would get hit by lightning instead

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

Hehe

I felt sorry for him in the first one, but that made laugh!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

I thought we agreed

that something NICE should happen to the poor little fella?
(But woo!)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

When Will This Razor Race End!!!

(Sanks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

when people wake up to the true power of fish

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

Yes!

I'd buy it.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

That's really lovely

I'd even lose my stupid stupid stupid beard just to shave with one of those.

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

this is doing the rounds

sfw

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

woo yay

houpla

(pirahna, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

Arf!

I was just ranting on to my girlfriend about what b*llsh*t all those razors and their ad campaigns are last night.

(Stacker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

are you my boy.

friend.... or is it just global phenomenon...the razor rant.

(finnbird, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

Global phenomerone

"The thrill of mach3 - thrill? It's a bloody chore not a thrill! (unless you've got one of those Mach 3 Turbots)

/rant

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

And nobody shaves like those blokes on the advert

Not unless you want to rip your face off and end up looking like those aliens from "They Live"

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

edit: someday they will make a razor so big it will destroy them all.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

Oooh

You'll never shave bone closer!!!

*relurk*

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

how rare!

I was literally thinking of doing that yesterday but got distracted by ~~nonsense~~ work :/

You done did it woo, too!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

extended-mind-piss-wagon

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

Nothing is new.

Everything you know is wrong.

Vote Bush!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

seen it done several times already

but funny and true.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

Needs a liitle more... oomph

The Mach 3 Napalm

irresitable repost

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bnt what, me worry?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

i hate the thought

of shaving with a razor with that many blades.
I think it would take your whole face off.

btw - check my profile for the MOST FABULOUS NSFW GIF EVER woo!!!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

Quattros are shit

(Ellis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

quite like audis.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

Badum

(Ellis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

You look really

pleased with yourself in your profile.

If I had some of them, I'd never hold a job down

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

what

just stay at home and mash them about? (NSFW!)

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

Drool ...

*sneaks to toilet*

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

gif= woo!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

*Arf!

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8/4/1/4/0/9

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

AHHH

much better done aswell

(Sanks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

Thanks...

Yours aint exactly bad...!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

Woo-Yay-Houpla to the pawprints!

Animate it!

Animate it hard!

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

Nice idea, but...

Can't be arsed....

:)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

Fairy

Nuff.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

arf!

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corington, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

hehe

genie arse
woo yay

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:36, archived)

/serious That quattro razor is a load of twunting use

Unless you are a Bangkok lady boy with bumfluff.

nice image though

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

Hmmmmm I wonder how many times someone could use that...

Before they had no chin and/or leg skin?

(doppelganger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

(it didnt upload properly)

(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

Pierluigi Gollumina

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Gnoll, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

Great 'shopping ...

though the sight of what looks suspiciously like his cock was enough to make me gip.

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

christ on a skateboard

that's scarily good

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

Red card him we will, preciousss

Woo!

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

ha ha

smirked like a kipper.

and woo to the pic too!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

hmnnnnn

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

I like your spider!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

WoO yAy!

Hooray for Beetle Buggies!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

in back to the future IV

they will change the delorien* for a VW Beetle

*correct spelling please

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SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

Lorean

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

ive seen two of them

and that is scientific fact, theres no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

How do you know it wasn't the same one?

From different points in the space/time continuuuwum.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

Ooh ... ooh

*racks brain, trying to place quote*

Got it! Is it Foxy talking about paedophiles on Brass Eye?

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

which one went viral YakMan?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

ahem

i'm jacking this to point out that i am currently *number one* on the suns viral email chart.
although i dont think it went viral at all - and third place went to someone sticking their arse out of a window.

hmm classy.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

congrats

and is that "The Sun' daily paper?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

Do you have a link?

To the picture of the arse?

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

what?

what what what?
who's going to be in it? where when why?
(edit) am i being gullible?

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

somebody tell me goddamit!

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

maybe here?

www.bttf.com/bttf4.htm

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

i see

thank you

my imdb/google searches were pretty fruitless

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)

____________ Yay!

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Canker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

I Love it

that's just beautiful

(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

thankee kindly.

sir.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

A long, long time ago, in a desert far, far away...

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

woo

fun

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

fick!

Finally! An original idea!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

I'll have the dessert if noone wants it

(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

You'll never go hungry

because of all the sand which is there

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

but

the bad grammar fairies that live in the dunes will pluck out your pubes.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

wasted pun ...

sand which is ... sandwiches ...

*sigh*

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

You know, i had that exact same idea

Except I was too lazy and crap to do it.

(poshphil, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)

Great minds...

piss alike...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

is that santa claus?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

has anyone done gandalf yet?

if not, there's some free hummus

(Ellis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

Still yet even more form the Labour Calendar 2004:

Mr January
Mr February
Mr March
Ms April

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

MAKE IT STOP

(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

argh.

Please make them go away...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

buy the calender

then they will leave

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SarahRatt, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Lora, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

you're

hoping he does an IDS aren't you?

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Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

i've got the real thing!!!!

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Lora, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

You can get a cream for that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

are you

holding them hostage?

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Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)

them?

there's more than one?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

wooo-ooo-ooo-ooo...........

.....can you feel the force?

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Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

iain and duncan

they're twins

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

She wants it

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

ids wasn't labour

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Happyperson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

referring

more to Loras taste in politicians , I'm not thick you know ;)

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Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

neither is

ann widdecombe

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

this is true

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Happyperson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

or a thatcher corpse

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

browny,

prescott and Ann are the best.

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Lora, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

Mandy is a bit poor

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

he's just not

fanciable.

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Lora, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)

You fancy Widdy?

I thought that was just me

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

Mandy is OK

but wouldn't he be with a boy?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

He is!

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

oh... erm... yes...

I... knew that...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)

happy birthday to me.

bleurgh.

o/= gordon browwwwn, texture like cold porridge

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2503523

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Tedmus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2503559

(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

is that

svenno?

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muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

Hahahahaha!

That's great, especially following mine!

Woo!!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

There's not enough ...

...nakednes on the board these days. I propose we have a naked friday.

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

I'm naked as we write this.

Or I would be if I had heating.

Tooo cold for nekkidness.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

Cor!

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

Oh God

bleurgh

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

Why do I get the feeling

the photo hasn't been edited ...

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

Svennos dad??????

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10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

ms april is SOOO wrong!

er cos she's a tory ain't she?

elvis/monkey/newspaper

(Captain Slasher, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

As I mentioned previously...

...she was done by request.

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

Please stop!

I'll pay you...!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

how much?

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

haha!

i wish i hadn't seen ms april though

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Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

You're sicker than a really sick person. Just stop this and go home and start drinking!

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MizEmma, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

;oP

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

Off you go then - enjoy your

freedom and beer and stop nauseating us all!

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MizEmma, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

I'll go when I'm good and ready missy!

which is about ten minutes.....time for more I think ;)

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sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

Right, strichnine in your coffee

next time, I reckon. Either that or a really strong laxative - that'll learn ya.

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MizEmma, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)

dear prudence

won't you come out to play

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

How do you stop a Banjo player from drowning?

Just take your foot of his head.

(Werdmaster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

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10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

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muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

I hate you for threadwasting but that was bloody funny :)

(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

That's not funny.

I'm serving 20 years for drowning banjo players, and I whole heartedly regret my actions. Don't do it kids, stay in school.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

How do you watermelon two people at once?

Shag your best mate's wife

Not bad actualy, just made that up on the spot

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

Wotcha.

Click for biggerer

I'm not sure how safe for work this is, so let me know...

Edit: Well, I have one for the am, so I thought i'd make one for the pm as well. :-)

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)

*drools*

*wanks furiously*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)

hey hey now...

oh no wait...

*wanks too*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

Does that say

Golf sale in Japaneese?

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Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

Guess. It's a say what you see...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

My brain is preoccupied with

something else at the moment. (wipes sweat from brow)

Any clues?

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Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2503538

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

Ah, now I understand

(goes back to wanking)

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Netspore, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

she's

tasty

(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)

well

hello there - do you need pruning?
can't wait for autumn etc etc

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muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)

NFSW

Not Safe for Wanking ... no, I think this is perfectly safe for that

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)

What I mean is,

Shall I link it?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

Link it

now there;s an orignal euphemism

LINK IT

LINK IT HARD!!!!

(sorry, I hope you weren't expecting anything resembling a serious answer)

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

Silly answers get silly non

linking. You can have the am version:

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

ahaaa

the shoe drops, that kanji is "ning", ergo the image up there is eve ning.

apologies if that's stating the bloody obvious, but my head is fuzzy. woo pic! and i'd slip her one of my ribs anyday

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

maybe...

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

umm...

it's a bit on the debatable side there.

although...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)

hello you.

could you make that text bigger. i can't read it.

(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

Select Font Type 'Brian Blessed'

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

done

thanks.

(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

Howdee doo Rob.

yeah...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

She's just showing off her tattoo

which reads as
"My clothing is not Rabbit-Safe. Please don't bring hungry bunnies near me"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

hehe

that's good, very good.

(rednc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

Arf, the tattoo

is the whole point.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

aaaa

what does the tattoo mean then?

/stoopid

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muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

That's eve...

It's a pm image, so guess.

:-)

Look up a bit for the am image...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

hubba

hubba

(stone the crows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

Blatant Threadjack

Yesterday my image of Kelly Brook 'aroused' some interest.
So here you go...

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I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

I think she

likes me

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10512, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

I'm a big fan of her work.

*thwap*thwap*thwap*thwap*thwap*thwap*..

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

I would 'scalp' her

(Doggy STyle, Pull out, spit in her back, what she turn round, BAMMM right in the eye)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

I think the word you're looking for is

"scuttle"

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

Wabba

...or 'service'...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

I'll do that too

Sorry, you know that feeling when you have a cold and feel really shattered, and crude.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

Had a bad day?

Then use new "Crude Words" for that just pulled by the Landlord feeling

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

Yeh'

fucking client is trying to negotiate a price AFTER I'VE DONE THE WORK

I have a cold

KFC burger was absolutely SHIT

A female-mate came 'round to watch films, turns out she has a boyfriend who she 'loves very much'

I've done watermelon all work today except chasing people up

Need to pay some bills, but can't really be arssed, will do it tomo

Councel tax bill is fucking stupidly high for a single person living by myself

I woke up at 7.... yesterday.

Every single fucking client thinks that they are Number 1 and I should drop what im doing to help them - yet none of them pay me enough for me not to need the other clients.

I've been on the phone for almost two hours in total explaining that HIS spelling error in the Admin Panel doesn't matter, as he is the only one who uses it... and verius shit like that.

And the phone is going off so I can't continue this fucking list.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

then catch

the last bus home

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muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

heh I did say

I pitied the post that followed the last one but I was wrong ;¬) *grin*

(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

that took far too long seeing as I patially invented the phrase

(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

An NSFW Woo for you...

www.design4online.com/blog/images/09_12_2003-wooyayboobies.gif

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

Don't they just

badoing?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

Badoing

.. is a very descriptive word for em...

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

Cockalorum!

In more ways than one...

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

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